♦ pitied by @tentacleTherapist
shes the nervous type thoughhh and im supposed to help her NOT get panic attacks :P
Last day of #DroneSeason soon. Who up Seasoning they Drones?
Doomer ass movie, ngl
Honestly I Am A Little Surprised To Have Gotten A Question Whilst Not Actively Advertising My Ask Receptacle But Maybe I Am Thinking About It A Little Too Hard Anyway An Anonymous Individual Asked Whether I Had Previously Made Up For My Lack Of Exposure To Large Bodies Of Water With A Disconcerting Amount Of Information On Why I Would Likely Not Know How To Swim Who Are You They Then Went On To Ask Whether I Could Swim Some Prodigious Amount Of Speed Due To My Nature As A Member Of The Undead It Is True That I Was Never A Particularly Adept Swimmer But Sgrub Had A Way Of Insisting That I At Least Learn To Keep My Head Above Water Quite The Ask Given My Usual Means Of Dress I Eventually Managed To Create A Way To Circumvent The Watery Expanse But This Is Neither Here Nor There I Believe People Slightly Overstate The Physical Prowess That Being A Rainbow Drinker Has Bestowed Upon Me Because Even With My Enhanced Physicality There Is Little Likelihood Of Me Besting For Example Feferi In A Swimming Competition Nowadays I Do Think I Am Pretty Okay At It But Nothing Special I Could Probably Beat A Few Of The Humans And What Trolls Are Still Alive On My Earth C In A Race Though
Sometimes I Feel Like An Oroboros To The Tune Of That Aforementioned Painting. Helplessly Devouring Myself Over And Over Again, Endless And Painful. I Bite Myself And I Bite And I Bite. I Am Still Never Full. It Is Something I Feel I Must Do. #violence #gore #selfharm? I Suppose.
i have n0t had s0me0ne truly excite me in a very l0ng time #suggestive
My Initial Plan Was To Leave Chittr Around The Time I Usually Get Irrationally Upset, But Now I Am Realizing That Would " Night Shift " Us, And That Would Make Me Cry Myself To Sleep. It's Time To Think Of A Different Solution.
gee jinx maybe you would be less neuotic if you slept and took care of yourself. crazy thought.
"5CHL0RP1NG"..... "H15 7H1NGY........" 1 H473 7H15 5173 #nsfw #vaguepost #BU7N07R34LLY #V4GU3 #1M34N
I could have slept a lot better. Sigh.
I Fear I Have Been Getting Worse Around This Time Of Light. Not Very Cool Or Nonchalant Of Me.
The Only Thing I Remember Clearly Is The Smell Of Blood. #gore #violence https://i.imgur.com/i1kl4hn.png
Sh0uld i 0pen a g0regle f0rm f0r pe0ple t0 ask me questi0ns ab0ut my genitals? #nsfw
Thulua Is Sending Me Hive Because I Am " Not Focused Enough To Be Working With Needles ". I Only Accidentally Bled On One Pair Of Trousers And They Were Black. She Is Being Dramatic.
i tried to take a sexy pic when i got out the shower but slipped in the process. i've been too embarrassed to get up ever since #nsfw
Fine. I Was " The Moon ". The Blooming Rosemary In My Tailcoat Pocket Symbolized Fidelity And Love, And The Gardenia Slash Lunar Moth Motif Symbolized The Moon, Obviously. Because That Is What I Am. Or Was. Or... Something. I Don't Know Yet. Don't Ask.
hell, didn't sleep as lon6 as i'd like. evenin6.
I'm in pain.
== why the pity reacts...? is it because... diamonds are commonly associated... with pink? ==
My Plans Have Been Thwarted. They've Made Themselves Too Visible.
this has to be a cobb sweep dude that shit is mad delicious
stomach hurt
the bed bug chitt g0t me fucking deverified. my genius is s0 underappreciated.
None Of You Even Know Me. All Of You Can Count On One Prong The Amount Of Conversations We've Had One On One, If We Have At All. I Have Not Even / Met / Most Of You. You Are Attached To My Public Persona, Nothing More.
I HATE THE PITY BUTTON! I AM KICKING ITS ASS!!!
wait why is am hot
I will object that Pepsi has had a gingerbread variant and Coca-Cola has not. At least, where I'm from. Pepsi Gingerbread was *divine*.
i mean. gotta be pope7es. let’s be real here
I did not sleep particularly well. I hope you all had a better rest than I.
I Have Only Unblocked You So You Stop Talking About It. Do Not Get The Wrong Idea.
Psychotic. Absolutely psycho. Not normal behavior. Chewey bacon is the worst
I do not like this.
Oh The Face I Just Made Was Absolutely Atrocious #Vagueposting #ExtremelyVagueConsideringIDoNotBelieveAnyoneCanSeeMyNotifications
That Is Far Too Many Pity And Mediation Reactions For My Liking I Am Supposed To Be The One Doling Out The Latter In Fact
First night post break-up I will not be drinking tonight and getting through my emotions any sober way possible.
aww dude wwhat the fuck i ask as i pick em up one by one and put em in my mouth
Dinner Alone Isnt That A Novel Concept #JustDivorced
also i just had the weirdest ass nap dream but i can only vaguely remember it now
oof… nope turns out the funny feeling was in fact my weekly migraine in its early stages
I have a confession. I forgot about Mother's day.
It Was All A Ruse Rose
[Jack Noirs phone has been smashed]
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Ah. What a loathsome status condition.
I didn't expect to get this far.
I really wish I could feel safe when I'm alone.
miss him… #vagueposting
The Worst Part About Hating Wrothe Is That I Will Never Get To Feed His Lusus A Block Of Coarse Straw. #pensive
it's a little sad, thinking about the length of one's life (ompared to their loved ones. i'm a god, after all, m7 natural lifespan (ould be measured in eons now. and 7et some of the people who have a pla(e in m7 heart are just mortals. gone in what will be a blink of an e7e to me. to love them is to bring that grief into m7 life. and it's not like there aren't other gods who have m7 e7e, too. ah well. the7're worth it. #(w-(hara(ter-death #death i don't know what to tag this with
dude my horns are so shitty this is unfair
OKAY, I KNOW I SAID I WASN’T EVER GOING TO PICK UP ANOTHER VIDEO GAME CONTROLLER EVER AGAIN… HOWEVER. TOMADACHI LIFE LOOKS LIKE THE LEAST FRUSTRATING GAME I COULD PLAY. SO MAYBE THERE’S HOPE FOR ME YET. OR, “MII”? FUCK SOMEONE NEEDS TO EUTHANIZE ME FOR THAT ONE.
@URANIANUMBRA#4652 STOP PITYING AND MEDIATING MY SHIT.
god made all the prettiest women be aliens for some reason
I Am Turning It Into A Pen And Using It For Evil.
aw damn there's only one beer left.
Eridan called me "curvy at best" 0nce as an insult and im starting t0 realise hes right #nsfw #suggestive
i on(e queued up in the "guess 7our weight" line at a fair. when i finall7 got m7 turn, the gu7 guessed "i re(kon that was fifteen minutes."
Somebody of significance to me exploded.
0ur po0r @archiveAddict rankmaid is currently fighting for their damn life with the sickness. please see their plight here and send y0ur well-wishes. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/67bb5d6f2c2f.png
Yes, I am.
I don’t want to talk about it.
ow, my stomach hurts.
(( Unfortunately I didn't realize that the Gala was happening so late for me so Ms. Paint won't be able to go :/ She's there in spirit tho!
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☆▪︎An anonymous troll said▪︎☆: "I would let sollux hit" #nsfw #suggestive #whatiswrongwithyouguys
Guys is it puritanical t0 have b0undaries
promise this shit aint self destructive but dirk did imply i wouldnt eat any of it so i had to. so anyway it tasted real bad
Also, if someone could attempt to start a fight with me at the gala tomorrow, that would be cool.
Have you seen Syria lately? I definitely can.
i hate seeing her like this.... even if she killed her version of our friends she.... shes still a me :/ she was kind to me in her own way :( watching this hurts.... it actively hurts....
Having a crush pisses me 0ff s0 bad like h0w dare y0u d0 this t0 me
dont mediate me dude it makes me more self conscious
dont pity me dude it makes me more self conscious
I feel s0 pathetic being 0n here, refreshing the page 0ver and 0ver h0ping a few specific pe0ple im l00king f0r sh0w up
Unfortunately All Of My Outfits Can't Be A Short Top And Low Rise Jeans. I Know, I Am Also Devastated.
CORRECT CHOICE.
@broStrider come pick me up I'm scared. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/fear.png https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/fearpt2.png
Oh okay so Lord English is following me now. Feel like I should probably inform the Cabinet about this one. It’s probably fine, right?
oogh. still sore.
I do not believe Midnight City has Door/Goredashers.
Don't rip my heart out, I like it where it is
SAD! there are NO LICORICE GUMMIES IN THIS ASSESSMENT.
Trapped in the iron lung.
print("they got him i liked him too used to share his dunkaroos good guy")
Damn, no one want me. #SAD
ThiS next teSt requireS reactive cOOperatiOn. If yOu can keep aLL fOur reactS even acrOSS the bOarD. YOu wiLL paSS the teSt. Off the recOrD I DOn't think yOu can DO it.
:M△G:NE BE:N △ JUMBCBE△ST △N DY:N' SC SCMECNE C△N CUM
wait dammit. when i made the post (elebrating m7 8k i think that bumped m7 kult s(ore to 8008 and i didn’t get a pi(ture of it. now it’s above it and i’ll never get it again. sob
i'm 0ut here biting pe0ple giving them rabies. 0u0 #megid0p0sting
//Aradia was a fragment within our system. She isn't any more. Apologies, but this account is being retired.
im so sorry rose.... that sounds awful :/
(( OOC I assure you this is actually true. The first time I got one of these I went to the hospital and the nurses laughed at me while I was writhing in pain on the floor, so unless it's really bad, I'm not going in ))
:33< hiccups >:((
✨🍭🕷️ Sonic Run. he do that. 🕷️🍭✨
Caught eridan texting 0ther wretches #betrayal
if i pity any of you it's because you're a little bit pathetic.
the fucking handjob guy pitied my post? #nsfwv
im always a little hesitant to post horny on here, just because ive got a mostly unearned reputation on my earth c as some kind of sex predator and i really dont want to feed the rumors but then again, how many earth c papparazos are likely to be on here?
I'm not surprised, just disappointed.
<3 - velvet <> - silk <3< - leather c3< - lace
d dad
its posisble to be effervescently happy and also feel like a giant piece of ur soul was ripped violently out of ur body and ran through a blender at the same time btw #violence #angst
I had to unquirk your tall white cocks. Lord.
Not yet, but I'll get there eventually. First I have to do that weird thing. The "nap" one.
whenever my chitts get pitied, i feel like this image ... https://i.imgur.com/9xlnl8n.jpeg
どんなポッキーの味が一番美味しいの？ ♥️ チョコレート ♦️ 苺 ♠️ クッキークリーム ♣️ 抹茶 あと、ドリアン味は絶対に試さないほうがいい。文字通りケツのような味がして、食べた後は水を飲まなきゃいけなかった。
OK. LET ME PUT IT #NICELY. IN A WAY YOU CAN UNDERSTAND. HAVE YOU SEEN MADOKA? YOU KNOW. THE LITTLE EVIL PURRBEAST WHO GIVES THE MADOKAS POWERS? YES. IT'S A RAW DEAL. IN THE END. THE HOUSE ALWAYS WINS. BUT THE POWERS ARE QUITE GOOD. AND YOU WOULD HAVE ME LEAVE MY PURRBEAST. AND LOSE MY POWERS? THAT THING ALREADY ATE MY SOUL. POWERS IS ALL I HAVE LEFT.
upon my self-reflection. god damn i need a rustblood baddie #bouncingonit #nsfvw send tvweet
Ran out of hot water 8efore I was done enjoying the hot water. >::::(
Yeah, that has happened too. :(
Like this post for a question, hate this post to explode your phone. The other two reactions are a mystery bonus surprise.
Like this post for coffee, pity for breakfast. And if you have dietary restrictions or requests, reply?
JOHN. WHERE IS THE LEFTOVER CASSEROLE I PUT IN THE FRIDGE.
If my crush makes a chittr im n0t 0nly deleting my acc0unt but als0 killing myself #suicide
Just poured water all over my drawing https://i.pinimg.com/736x/db/e4/a5/dbe4a562615a8fabb778823563d6de05.jpg
Time to take a nap and hopefully cure my tummy.
Hate together strong. Nemesisters unite.
since i can't delete my acc0unt and am t00 much 0f a chittr addict t0 g0 0n hiatus i'm changing my display name. #pitybaiting #wh0cares
woke up feeling #bad
STOP THINKING IM PREGNANT IM BLEEDING AND IT LAST A WEEK
Do I seriously have to say it again? I'M NOT DEAD. IM ALIVE. IT'S ME ITCHIBOLD SHAMELESS IVORY.
MY STOMACH CRAMPS ARE COMING BACK AND I BLAME EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU.
NOPE NOT ABLE TO WALK WENT DOWN. OW.
SNEEZING MADE THE PAIN WORSE FUCKKKKKKK
((Forgot parp doesn't wanna work for me noo
#no♰bes♰ofchi♰♰r should I S♰ar♰ Spli♰♰ing Longer Chi♰♰ Screensho♰s In♰o ♰wo Images Or Do We Like ♰he Longer Screensho♰s. ♦️ Pi♰y = ♰wo Screensho♰s/images ♣️ Media♰e =keep Long Screensho♰s
The site won't allow me to pity react anymore. Is there something wrong with pitying the poor? Having mercy for the weak? Mocking the Amporas? #ButThePitifulMassesAwait #KMS
RIP TROLL KURT COBAIN, I REALLY LIKE TROLL NIRVANA
X Guys we made an eldritch terror go “oh” in response to seeing the feed I think it’s not only I who has claimed total and supreme victory today but all of us. x
in light a the merciless poundin i suffered not evven twwelvve hours ago at the admittedly strong probin and slippery fronds a @golgothasTerror and @timaeusTestified_0414 ill make it clear that wwe aint enemies noww after this our camaraderie remains steadfast especially givven that @golgothasTerror saww fit to extend an olivve branch a sorts and shop up this banner in commemoration for #eridanwweek #imcoming #soarethey https://files.catbox.moe/ldwwdej.jpg
Who is M and why have we eaten them.
I think I keep getting paper cuts because of the paper cutout I have taped to my punching bag :(
MY TIT
Ew what the fuck, I'm related to you.
seein as this # has just been freed up due the economic genius a yours truly lets get some chitts tagged wwith #imcoming so i knoww wwho is giddy up to their fuckin gills for #eridanwweek
cool. cool. another miigraiine. cant a guy go two fuckiing day2 wiithout hii2 head deciidiing two 2pliit iin half?? gue22 iim loggiing off before ii LIITERALLY blow up. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarhjfdrkgjhjjkdfhsgjh
l0lme0wbeasts werent even that funny. just a h0t take
dear journal had my feelins hurt real bad today im normally not one to dump emotional baggage but my shouldersre finally givvin out the loss a my second airship wweighs heavvily on my thinkpan its evven got me sippin on that atrocious red clowwn soda again i bathed in the blood of my nemesis brrapp zooppp or wwhatevver the fuck his name wwas after i split his spine ovver my knee and slurped out his marroww as a sea lamprey might do #gore
i had to google mewving. okay so im just hot, naturally.
oh my god come on. how do you post an image on this website
heard the apple guy died rip isaac newton
WOMEN GET BEHIND ME I'LL PROTECT YOU.
feeling twee because im eating oatmeal #nowplaying #songwhenyoueatoatmeal https://open.spotify.com/track/0xVU3b2ZWl8cq8QuZ6oYPl?si=fmmlTtVBRsWetEFi5ikHGA
stop pitying my fucking oatmeal chitt oatmeal tastes good and its good for you #wellness #bonehealth #spermcount
wwe (the royal wwe wwhich is to say me) are done wwith our consideration of doin awway wwith the notion of a plus 2 and minus 2 eridans score and wwe (wwhich is to say ME) are goin to continue bombardin your chits wwith the true scores they ought to deservve additionally wwe (me) are acceptin applications for a brand neww start up vventure be your owwn boss dont hassle me for details cause i wwont disclose any
https://i.postimg.cc/Y91vj1Yh/IMG_0094.jpg https://i.postimg.cc/FRjY1j33/IMG_0095.gif #shesbehindme #isntshe
I d9n't hate 6996s. I value self-expressi9n 9f all kinds, even if said self-expressi9n is exp9sing 9neself t9 d9zens 9f pe9ple 9nline f9r n9 reas9n 9ther than perverse desire. I just d9n't see why Chittr sh9uld 6e the place f9r it. This is a safe f9r w9rk platf9rm and s9me 9f us are trying t9 use it f9r its intended purp9se.
i think every hour we should cast a vote to kick someone off the site. the first two contestants should be scratch and adam. hearts or diamonds for adam spades or clubs for scratch
really inconvenient when i just saw me but a hot girl
OH OKAY I SEE HOW THIS WORKS. NO, I GET IT. I FUCKING *LOVE* HAVING MY POSTS "PITIED"! PLEASE, WHATEVER YOU DO, "PITY" MY POSTS, AS IT BRINGS ME UNFATHOMABLE JOY! I AM LITERALLY ON MY HANDS AND KNEES, *BEGGING* YOU TO "PITY" MY POSTS
Now watching D. Strider's latest film. Two minutes in to the worst one yet. #Nepotismmakesforbadcinema.
Bro Strider lashings.
Me when the dinner dish is empty.
I Will Be Trying My First Cigarette Later As A Result Of Todays Events