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For The Record I Have Not Spent Three Hours In This Fast Food Establishment Waiting For Their Breakfast Menu To End I Have Been Out On The Town I Think Is The Phrase
:33< i love women did mew guys know this?
Sorry to inform you, its always #yearninghours im afraid 😔
are there any sewing proficient baddies out there? i have to put something together for a fair i'm performing at!! https://media.tenor.com/be0frzkeqsaaaaae/angel-korean-reaction-pic-korean-reaction-pic.png #dont ask for my measurements in public pls
Been… handling something these past few days, apologies. What’s up with everyone currently? :B
#NSFW https://media1.tenor.com/m/Tw8S62SCnJcAAAAd/the-office.gif
1:1>†he power of God bu† for you someone who has probably drank more alcohol †hen †here is wa†er on ear†h I can †each you>†
:33 < *wraps my tail around you during* :00 < nsfw :00 < suggestive
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOOOWN. NEVER GONNA LET YOUR #COLLABS GET CANCELLED NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRYYY. NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYYYE. NEVER GONNA LET ALL YOUR PROBLEMS GO UNHANDLED. [⠿]
1:1>I've managed †o avoid ge††ing Rick rolled for over 1000 years and †his is when my s†reak brakes>†
Never gonna let you dooown~ (*￣∇￣)ノ♪
[Somewhat blurry photo of Jane in a playboy bunny outfit.] :B #suggestive #nsfw (not sure if this totally counts but just to be safe)
Drone Season Is Upon Us Is It seems A New Clutch Will Find Its Way Here Within The Next Few Months #nsfw #suggestive
i look like this and say this. #substance https://i.pinimg.com/736x/7b/8e/e6/7b8ee6a47c0267d0bcc0f3af57c89b6a.jpg
Good Luck In Pailing Season For Everyone I Suppose Yeah Nothing Else To Me Said But Just In Case You Need Help I Am Pretty Much Free #Nsfw #Suggestive
I believe it’s the troll’s mating period, essentially. :B
X Now I remember hold on let me do that now x
X My bad big dawg, I have a patchwork quilt in place of a memory x
:33< orgy #nsfw
:33< #girlbulge powpurr!!! :33< #nsfw
c< 4 sOMe, yes >c
i think it varies fr0m timeline two timeline. mine's less buglike than s0me. can't believe a few weird0s keep all the sacks and chitin.
hi roxy :)
kanaya's mad at me because rose's lips still taste like my pre cum from last night #nsfw
update on my cross timeline lalonde breeding day so! i've gotten 3 rose's and 2 roxy's pregnant so far!! #nsfw
To be a little more on topic. #ListeningNow #Nsfw https://open.spotify.com/track/0xgsyoVvRFSYvV5cdtYhX1?si=IlQtD32vSxe5kpIvmNtWQA
((a strider may enjoy this level of irony https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eb0b633e4e39.jpg
I See It Is #nsfw Time Whatever Shall I Post
An excellent motto to live by.
can i kiss you please :)
youre really pretty :O
i also love women :)
Youre the second person to request this is the bow that nice? :D
Very Well I Have Decided To Do This So Called Smash Or Pass List And Here It Is #NSFW Dave Pass He Is Undoubtedly Possessed Of A Certain Sharp Featured Handsomeness His Method Of Communicating Often Requires Significant Deciphering He Is Agreeable Company Once One Grows Accustomed To Him But Still Not One For Me To See In That Sort Of Way Jade Smash She Has A Very Soft Natural Radiance About Her That Is Quite Pleasing To Behold I Do Find Her Interesting Enough For Me To Have Desire And To Be Looked On That Sort Of Way John Pass He Is Fair Enough To Look Upon Yet His Personality Is Far Too Playful And Lacking In Seriousness Still He Is A Good Friend To Be Kept Around Just Not Someone I Have Eyes On Like That Rose Smash She Is Quite Literally Perfect In Appearance With Sharp Elegant Features And A Demeanor That Is Both Regal And Precise What I Find Most Irresistible However Is Her She Speaks With The Exactitude And Nuance That I So Value And She Is The Only One Who Ever Truly Understands The Full Weight Of My Words Roxy Smash She Possesses A Very Captivating Soft Beauty And A Playful Witty Charm That Is Quite Difficult To Resist To Although Its Quite Hard To Understand Her Sometimes But Our Interactions Have Always Been Great And That Counts A Lot Dirk Pass He Appears Excessively Detached And Far Too Absorbed In His Own Perceived Superiority He Is Not One I Find Particularly Compelling Jake Pass He Is Polite Yet Remarkably Vague And Prone To Evasion I Find It Quite Difficult To Form Any Strong Opinion Of Him For Now Jane Smash Although She Displayed A Distinct Tendency Toward Overbearing Behavior She Has A Presence That I Find Visually Striking Karkat Pass I Do Not Have This Sort Of Eyes For Him Hes Is A Reliable Friend But Not Someone For Me To Have Any Desire For Kankri Pass He Speaks Excessively And Tediously About Rules And Morality In A Way That Is Always Critical And Lecturing He Lacks Any Charm For Me Aradia Smash She Has A Haunting Exotic Beauty Theres Also Something About Her I Find Fascinating Damara Smash She Possesses A Deep Exotic Beauty That Is Highly Magnetic Although I Dont Really Understand A Single Word Of What She Says Tavros Pass Hes A Good Friend I Dont Have Anything Nor To Contribute Not To Desfavour Him Overall Rufioh Pass My Interactions With Him Werent The Most Favourable To My Perceptive On Him And Hes Just Entirely A Blank Guy For Me To Define Anything About I Just Find It Quite Difficult To Take Him Seriously Sollux Pass He Is Not Physically Repulsive While He Is Undoubtedly Intelligent He Speaks With Such Constant Cynicism And Negativity That Conversation Becomes Exhausting But Still Nothing Agaisnt Him Just Dont View Him In That Sort Of Way Mituna Pass I Dont Really View Him In That Sort Of Way But Still A Good Friend To Be Kept Around Although Its Quite Hard To Follow His Speech But Hes A Silly Guy Nepeta Smash She Has The Sweetest Most Adorable Features And A Softness To Her Look That Is Very Pleasing I Find Her Enthusiasm To Be Quite Irresistible Overall She Is Quite Impossible To Dislike Meulin Smash Similar To Nepeta Shes Adorable I Also Love Her Energetic Behaviour She Is Also Quite Impossible To Dislike Porrim Pass She Is Undoubtedly Very Fair To Look Upon But It Would Be Extremely Weird For Both Me And Her So No Terezi Smash She Is Quite Simply Fascinating She Is Purely Chaotic And Unpredictable In Every Sense And I Find That Specific Quality To Be Incredibly Hot On Her Specifically Latula Smash She Is Beautiful In A Very Exotic Way I Am Quite Drawn To Her And Thats All I Can Say Not Really Much For Me To Point Out Vriska Smash There Is No Denying She Is Beautiful In A Very Dangerous Way And I Have Always Been Drawn Toward Monitoring Her Actions Quite Closely Aranea Smash She Carries Herself With Great Grace And Elegance Which Is Very Pleasing To The Eye I Am Also Quite Drawn To Her Love Of Knowledge Even If Her Explanations Tend To Be Lengthy I Find Her To Be Quite Captivating Equius Pass His Obsessions Are Both Disturbing And Absurd He Speaks In Stiff Formalities And Seems Incapable Of Relaxing Or Engaging Normally His Rigid Hierarchies And Strange Fixations Make Interaction Entirely Unpleasant Horuss Pass There Is Absolutely Nothing Appealing About Him He Is Consumed Entirely By That Bizarre Obsession He Maintains Regarding Horses Gamzee Pass I Loathe Him With Absolute Certainty He Is Violent Unpredictable His Mind And Speech Are Incoherent Violent And Repulsive There Is Absolutely Nothing For Me To Admire Or Desire Kurloz Pass I Dont Have Anything Agaisnt Him Nor In Favour Of Him So I Cannot Really Point Anything About Him Eridan Pass While He Has A Certain Dramatic Flair To His Appearance His Personality Is Entirely Repulsive He Is Rude Entitled And Speaks With A Sense Of Superiority That Is Completely Undeserved His Speech Is Nothing But Whining And Unwarranted Demands There Is Nothing Here For Me To Admire Nor Even Think Of Desiring Cronus Pass He Attempts To Appear Dashing And Charming But Fails Spectacularly His Speech Is Entirely Creepy Tasteless I Find Him To Be Quite Repulsive To The Eye Feferi Smash She Possesses A Dazzling Otherworldly Beauty That Is Truly Breathtaking She Is Also Incredibly Kind Hearted I Find Her Deeply Admirable Meenah Smash She Is Visually Striking And Thats Pretty Much All To It Dont Take This Personally I Shall Remind You This Is Considering All Interactions I Had So Far This Obviously Can Be Changed For The Better Or Worse
You Know The Worst Part Of Vague Posting Is When The Intended Audience Doesn't See The Post.
haiii roxy haiiii!!! haii!!! i'm gonna put my hands on your shoulders real quick!! haii roxy!' i'm gonna push you onto the couch now!!! haiii roxy!! plap plap plap plap!! haii roxy
Im Gonna Have The Need To Eventually Learn The Universal Jades Language I Suppose Those Barks Must Have A Meaning
i did ! when i got sober it felt much better :)
i dunno why i was so upset last night i feel ssoo much better :))) i mean drinking always works! i don't even remember what i was gonna do last night
X I can ask for you if you want, I don’t mind advocating x
You Know When I Asked For Volunteers I Was Actually Expecting Someone To Offer, Unless I'm Supposed To Take The Likes As Offers To Volunteer? #nsfw
h4v1n tw0 bulg3s 1s cr4zy s0m3t1m3s l1k3 wh1ch h4nd d0 1 us3???? 1’m h0ld1ng b0th bulg3s l1k3 1’m 4 p1l0t 1n th3 c0ckp1t. #nsfw #1mh1gh #subst4nc3
i also found out i like girls, that’s cool. i’m a girl and i like girls.
i guess i’m actually getting pretty happy with myself. :)
I Have Recently Come To Understand That Certain Concepts Are Best Explained Through Very Precise Language Which Is Why I Make It A Point Never To Be Concise When I Can Instead Be Thorough
Leaning in to lick her face but she does the same and we just lick eachothers tongues #nsfw
yea no i think he should just die again prolly ngl
Terezi What Im Trying To Say Here Is That Im Completely Horny Right Now And Need Help To Deal With That I Dont Think I Can Understand This Logic Of Yours Right Now #Nsfw #Suggestive
i think the alcoholics of chitr should start a support group and by that i mean we get together once a week and go bar hopin adter pretending were gonna fix our shit for 10 minutes over shitty coffee #substance
weak mindset: "it's too big it's not gonna fit" strong mindset: "keep pushing you're almost in" think smarter not harder #nsfw
1'M BOR3D SM4SH OR P4SS #NSFW D4V3, SM4SH H3'S COOL >B ] J4D3 P4SS 1 PR3F3R C4TS P3RSON4LLY JOHN SM4SH, H3'S SO STUP1D 1T'S HOT ROS3 SM4SH, SH3 PROB4BLY H4S TOO H1GH ST4ND4RDS BUT H3Y SH3'S HOT ROXY SM4SH, 1 LOV3 4LCOHOL D1RK P4SS 1 DON'T R34LLY C4R3 FOR H1M H3 DO3SN'T C4R3 FOR M3 >:/ J4K3 P4SS, NOT R34LLY 1NT3R3ST3D 1N G3NTL3M3N J4N3, SM4SH SH3 D3F1N1T3LY S33MS HOT 4ND 4 L1TTL3 B1T ON TH3 V3RG3 OF 4 CR4SH OUT 4R4D14 SM4SH HOLY FR34K SH3'S SO R34L 4R4N34 P4SS SH3'S NOT M34N 3NOUGH 3R1D4N, P4SS MOST T1M3S BUT PUTT1NG H1M 1N H1S PL4C3 1S T3MPT1NG >:] M3UL1N P4SS, 1 PR3F3R N3P3T4 F3F3R1 P4SS 4 B1T TOO G4M3 FOR M3 >:| PORR1M HOLY F1N3 SM4SH D3F1N1T3LY M33N4H, SM4SH 1 LOV3 4 B1TCH WHO THR34T3NS M3 N3P3T4, Y34H SM4SH SH3'S 4WSOM3 3QU1US P4SS, NO OFF3NS3 H3'S 4 B1T TOO MUCH L4TUL4 P4SS, SH3'S R4D 4ND 4LL BUT 1T'S ST1LL K1ND4 W31RD 1F 1 D1D C4US3 OF SH3N4N1G4NS SH3'S 4 B3TT3R FR13ND 4NYW4YS K4N4Y4, SM4SH SH3'S N1C3 4ND CH1LL F33L L1K3 W3 COULD H4V3 ON3 H3LL OF 4 T1M3 RUF1OH P4SS, D1DN'T KNOW 1T W4S POSS1BL3 TO B3 TO S3XY FOR M3 TO B3 4TTR4CT3D TO BUT H3R3 W3 4R3 SOLLUX, SM4SH H3 G3TS 4 CH4NC3 BUT 1F H3'S TOO N3G4T1V3 TH3N N4H VR1SK4 SM4SH, NGL 4LTHOUGH SH3 BL1ND3D M3 P41L1NG 1S L1K3 10 T1M3S B3TT3R TH1S W4Y G4MZ33 SM4SH, 1 M34N L1K3 H3'S F1N3 WH4T 3LS3 YOU W4NT D4M4R4 NGL TH3 F4CT 1 DON'T KNOW WH4T SH3'S S4Y1NG M4K3S 1T HOTT3R SM4SH M1TUN4 SM4SH G4M3 R3COGN1Z3S G4M3 T4VROS H3 SM3LLS N1C3, SM4SH K4RK4T H3 G3TS ON3 CH4NC3 4ND 1F 1T'S 4WKW4RD N3V3R 4G41N KURLOZ SM4SH, TH3 QU13T3R TH3 FR34K13R K4NKR1 P4SS TOO BOR1NG CRONUS P4SS N3V3R 3V3N 1F H3LL FR33Z3S OV3R
:\ its hard to explain so im just going to ask that you say nice doggy next time!!!! if there is a next time. but maybe there wont be!!!
:33 < Wanna be gay? Let's hang!
my hot take is that that one cronus' posts on the site are actually incredible. do his takes suck? yes, incredibly. are his opinions on women horrible? without question. but you have to remember he'LL say some gross shit, then have a line that'S like "you virgins won'T even read all of this" and then people comment saying they haven'T read it all like fuck THIS GUY got you??? he'S so insane he'S writing whole essays on some fucking bullshit that everyone is going to get mad at, and he HAS to know that. and the discourse from it? incredible to see. like it or not, but he is like. an essential poster to the chittr enclosure.
I am writing "dem yuri pags".
i hope you enjoy
I Guess It Should Be Said Again Happy #Yuriday
Apologies for the last few hours of inactivity, hoo hoo. I’ve been kind of dragged all over the place, for lack of a better word. Also today is apparently #yuriday?
Being Welcomed With A Happy #Yuriday Actually Had Me Suprised
i want to kiss a pretty girl really bad... #yurihour
D34R GOG 1TS 4LL G1RLS FUCK1NG #NSFW
(=^ω^=) < TH3 GR3AT3ST TIM3 IS GOIN ONNNNNNN #YURIHOUR 33333333333!!!!!!!!!
:33< #yurihour ??? :33< i started my DAY with yuri :33< #yurifurrever
heck yeah soft clean fur mode engaged :D
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WHO WANTS TO SEE GIRLCOCK #nsfw
Oh I just heard it was #WizardWednesday, my bad. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/wizard.png
never gonna let yuo down e
nevver gonna let you dowwn
>i was called ms big bulge by a girl one time #nsfw
hashtag could use a pounding. or be the poundee. #nsfw #suggestive
If I wwas a robot I'd let her pull my wwires #vvaguepostin #suggestivve #nsfww?
telling you we gotta eat pasta out of it
there are in fact moons made of decadent cheeses out there ~ (〇∧+♡Δ)
<<"real!!">>
why does god (me) send their toughest battle (stomachache from something i ate) to their strongest soldiers (also me)
(=TωT=) < MEW RIGHT H3R3 N33DS ATT3NTION SO SO BAD YOU GOT NO CLUE HOW MUCH I’M CRAVIN IT #NSFW
Finally, so+mething I can appreciate o+n the dashbo+ard.
me too!
ok. if it turns out you are not ok just let me know, yeah? i would be happy to help in any way i can!
are you ok?
Laying in bed naked, yet again. I really need to come up with a better usage of my time, hoo hoo. #nsfw
I WANNA FUCK CRONUS SO BAD. (No you don't.) #nsfw
every1 keeps sayin that dw ill just sleep it off whn i get home
i just possed out on the floor at work and got sent home erly! *passed
I'm an alien, of course its retracta8le. #nsfw
Dude, I could like, scissor the hell out of a girl rn. #nsfw
(=TωT=) < HOW DOES TONGUE OF TH3 HOMI3S TU3SDAY WORK……… IF U DONT HAV3 ANY HOMI3S????????? IF ANYONE WANNA COM3 OV3R AND B3 MY HOMI3 #tonguethehomiestuesday #nsfw
(=^･ω･^=) < JUST WATCH M3W WIN THIS HUNG3R GAM3S THINGYY NOW!!!!!!!!!
jorkin it, and 8y it. i mean my penits. #nsfw
Everybody stop posting. We must consider this.
READING ONTO THE RECORD! this happens in If The Moon Hits Your Eye by Johnny Scalzi. heavily recommend that; his other books that i've read are painfully & tangibly Troll Millennial but that one's legitimately really good
you know how rich people make a gigantic cheese wheel into a bowl and eat out of it what if we did that to the moon
Never gonna run around and desert you.
nvr gonna let u down
(=｀ω’=) < PURRHAPS ON33 OF TH33 GR33AT33ST THINGS 33V33R CONC33IV33D BY ANY CIVILIZATION IS YURI!!!!!!!! #YURI #:33
:33< im thinking about #girlbulge again as i am all day efurry day :33< its the best! :33< #nsfw
(=^‥^=) < IF I TURN A CORN33R AND S33 ANOTH33R PAIR OF SHAD33S I’M GONNA START ASSUMING TH33Y MULTIPLY WH33N UNATT33ND33D.
:33< mew <3
:33< meow mew mew meow meow meow mew!!!
(=^ω^=) < MEW MEW MEOW MEOW MEW MEW!!!!!!!!!
:33< ooooh :33< mew meow meow mew meow meow purr!!!
:33< meow mew mew mow mao murrrow :33< purr meow?
(=｀ω’=) < PURRR MEOW! MEW MEW MEOW PURR MEOW!
:33< purr meow mew mew meow purr meow?!?! :33< meow meow meow purr meow murrow purr!!!
if peanut is on this site. i wonder if the foundation is too...
gang who let granma on this site
Bunch of brand new sentences.
ヽ (=^・ω・^=)ノ H33YYYYYYYY 33VERYBODY!!! I JUST GOT THIS ACCOUNT WORKING AND APPAR33NTLY TH33R33 AR33 A LOT MOR33 PURRSONS H33R33 THAN I THOUGHT TH33R33 WOULD B33???!!!
idk who that kid is but this shit is so funny
Given the legal opportunity I WILL kill dammek
i haven't had fish sticks in some time, but i remember them fondly!
whos gonna tell him
i think this guy is fuckin with u he basically told u to post the cum bucket my guy smh #nsfw
https://file.garden/acVcRW-lGD3FoFzc/image-92.png #inspirational
am i invited to the cuddling hour?
*scraping noises*
depends if theres weighted blankets & snacks involved
This may the be the strangest message you'll ever receive but I do hope you'll take the time to read it and consider what I have to say. To put it simply, I would really appreciate it if the next time your birthday comes around you would request that your artist friends (who like to give you sexually oriented funnyman art as gifts) draw some funnyman other than Ron Swanson for you. The reason I ask this is that Ron Swanson is my fiance, and we're planning on getting married next June or July should everything go as planned financially speaking. And yes, I have actually found a wedding chapel that will let me marry someone that most people would consider a fictional character. Now before you go thinking "This girl is either completely crazy or just screwing with me." please hear me out on this. You see, I'm totally head over heels in love with Ron Swanson. I have been for about 11 months now and at this point I'm in a committed relationship with my Ronny. By that I mean I don't date anyone else, I don't sleep with anyone else, and I have zero interest in having any kind of relationship with anyone other than the stache I adore. I love him with all my heart and I'm 100% committed to that love. To express my love in a real tangible way I have a beautiful hand made custom Ron Swanson plushie that I can hug, kiss, cuddle up in bed to go to sleep with at night, and take out on the town to do all the fun things together that normal couples do. I take him out to eat at nice carnivorous restaurants, we go shopping together, I take him out for scotch, we do social activities together like hanging out with friends, seeing movies, etc. And I talk about him as if he is Ron, because to me he very much is. When I look at him I see Ron Swanson. When I talk with him I'm talking with Ron. When I hold him in my arms and kiss him there are no doubts in my mind that it's the funnyman I love who's lips are pressed against mine. And every morning when I open my eyes and see his head on the pillow next to mine, with his gorgeous furry lip staring back at me, I can't help but wonder how I ever got to be so lucky as to have a partner as smart, funny, handsome, and all around wonderful as him. All my friends and the people who know me well say that my love is a thing of beauty and quite admirable, but from the outside perspective of someone who doesn't know me you're probably going "Wow. That's pretty damn crazy." and wondering why I don't just go get a real husband. The truth is I've had plenty of real relationships and sexual partners in the 27 years I've been around. A few short relationships, one that lasted 7 years, and a total of 6 different sexual partners. So my love for Ron isn't out of a lack of real world intimacy or relationships, I just fell in love with him and my heart didn't give me much of a choice in the matter. But you know what? I'm totally happy with my love and my relationship. It may seem weird to you, but it fils me with joy every single day of my life and I've never been happier. So what if it's weird? If it makes me happy and it doesn't hurt anyone then where's the problem? I don't think there is one, and anyone who knows me well will tell you the same. Now your probably wondering why I'm telling you all this and how it concerns you. To you I'm sure Ron Swanson is just a cartoon character you think is really hot, so I imagine you wouldn't think anything of having your friends draw sexually explicit art of him as birthday gifts for you. And hey, I think he's really attractive too so I get where you're coming from there. I often go on pawneepussy.net and Rule34.Paheal to see what new erotic art people have drawn of him. But to me he's more than a sitcom character who's sexually attractive, he's my fiance who I love with all my heart and soon to be my husband. So it's been bothering me lately every time I go on those sites and see a dozen or so pieces of art people have drawn depicting my man in various sexual situations with the same person over and over, and that person happens to be you. Don't get me wrong here though, this isn't a jealousy thing. I'm very secure in my relationship. I know without question that Ron is just as faithful to me as I am to him, he's actually sitting on the couch next to me reading while I type this. He's very real to me and I know he's not sneaking out in the middle of the night to go have kinky sex with some famous artist. And I do respect your talent as an artist and an artist's creative freedom to draw whatever they want, that's cool. What bothers me is that in all these birthday images you've been getting Ron is always depicted as if he was your sexual plaything, drawn wearing a collar with your name on it or with a speech bubble saying something that would somehow suggest he was your property. And I know quite well that Ron Swanson is not your plaything nor your property, he's my fiance. So that bugs me a bit. What I find really loathsome though is your pension for degrading my partner in both your art and the fan art you've been receiving lately. Ron is a sweet and fairly vanilla little man who I treat with the utmost love and respect, and he definitely does not deserve to be portrayed as some kind of sexual slave who likes being dressed up in sleazy attire, wearing a coller, getting sodomized, and having his face ejaculated on. He's not into that kinda stuff and the fact that there's someone out there inthe world such as yourself who would desire to treat Ron that way, and have his friends support and validate his desires to demean and mistreat my partner by drawing pictures of him doing so, really does bother me. I don't take any issue with people having kinky sex as long as both parties consent to it and enjoy it, but I know quite well that my Swanny has no desire whatsoever to be treated like that. So next year, when your birthday comes around, keep in mind that Ron Swanson isn't just a lifeless caricature of masculinity to be objectified for your sexual gratification. He's the partner of someone who loves him very much, and by that time their husband. So both myself and Ronny would greatly appreciate it if you'd pick someone else to request erotic art of four birthday. Based on the very large amount of different staches you draw art of I imagine there has to be many other funnymen you find sexually attractive. I assume you'll probably just dismiss this message as the ramblings of a crazy person and likely ignore it, but if by chance you do take what I've had to say to heart, well... we'd appreciate it. #nsfw
Are They Supposed To Do That ...?
because human microwave ovens are pretty comparatively inefficient and both the magnetron and cooling fans make a lot of noise!
oh i was just saying troll microwave technology is much more efficient!
sounds tasty ^q^
radiation is like that :P
:33< i shitpost all day efurry day
Never gonna let you down!
ოර⌄රო It appears that I must be offline for approximately... Uhm... 6-7 hours? But I will return with updates, I think! It depends on how tired I will be on my way back to my hive-house-thingy... (..＞◡＜..) Remember to be kind and share hugs!
|m shAshmsh|ng l|ke Almost All of uoy who r NC|E And not meAn to me #nsfw
.: NEW INTRO | OOC INTRO :. [ Just an FYI, despite Rayne's kind and inviting nature, I am actually super shy and I'm sorry if I don't reach out under any circumstances. The mun is an adult and goes by she/they. If we're mutuals and you're an adult and we follow each other, DM me for my discord! I love making new friends. I will be shy though!! :"D ] [ NO ERP PLEASE. Teasing, sexual jokes, and somewhat #suggestive approaches are alright, but please do not approach with the intent to straight up sexual interactions. YOU WILL BE BLOCKED. ] [ Rayne is a human, 25, and goes by feminine pronouns. She's a Sylph of Life. ] [ A human girl who messed with science too much from her grandfather and is now stuck in Alternia! Unfortunately she's easily swayed by people and she WILL make dumb statements. But she's too nice that you can't even be mad a her... too much. Canons welcomed! OCs absolutely welcomed! Feel free to be mean to her btw, I encourage all forms of interactions. She's nice but lbr, this is *Alternia*, so mean people should absolutely be encouraged to throw this marshmallow around. Thankies! ]
i want cuddles :/
i h8 havin a pussy u hear ONE funny joke and its all ogre 4 ur underwears #nsfw??
Troll smash or pass was last night let's do a ranking this time! #nsfw 1. Aradia, oh my God I love shes so much she's so pretty and attractive and cool 2. Aranea, yap session but awesome 3.Eridan, I like my men pathetic 4.Meulin, she has snacks! 5.Feferi, she's pretty! I like her a lot :) 6.Porrim I feel like my lack of a mother figure has led me here 7.Meenah shes mean but it's hot 8.Nepeta, shes cute! One of the good cats in my opinion. 9.Equius, he's hot! But I'm pretty sure a night with him wouldn't go well 10.Latula she's fine like really fine and cool! 11.Kanaya, she's sweet dunno about that whole rainbow drinker thing though :/ 12.Rufioh, he seems nice actually :) 13.Terezi, she's a bit all over the place but we could have fun :) 14.Sollux, feel like we'd argue more than get anything done maybe it'd be good once we get going 15.Vriska, a bit too mean for my pace not sure how we'd get along anyways 16.Gamzee if I knew him better maybe higher as of now no thanks 17.Damara I wouldn't understand her at all :/ 18.Mituna, feel like we'd have a bad time from what I've seen 19.Tavros, way too awkward not my thing 20.Karkat, way too much complicated shit not touching anything with him unless I'm incredibly wasted 21.Kurloz, don't know well enough :/ 22.Kankri yap session but evil 23.Horuss not my type period 24.Cronus, never
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Alright, I'm doing it now. ... ... ... ... ... That was hilarious.
i missed the chance to make a mother's day post but i did help make a couple women into mothers today so i feel like that evens things out #nsfw
oh sh1t 1 forgot 4bout th3 oth3r p33pz. d1rk: p4ss roxy: sm4sh j4k3: m4yb3 sm4sh j4n3: p4ss tbh
ok 1m r3st4rt1ng th1s SH1T PYROP3-STYL3!!! 4bsolut3ly NO r3gr3tz 4nd 3v3ryth1ng 1s TRU3 4ND R34L. >8] SM4SH OR P4SS!!! #nsfw d4v3: sm4sh. cool dud3z st1ck tog3th3r!! j4d3: sm4sh grl you 4r3 so fr34k1ng cut3. ros3: sm4sh. 1 tot4lly d1g your styl3 lowk3y. john: sm4sh. you 4ll 4r3 4lso so cut3 1t must b3 th3 gl4ss3s lm4o. 4r4d14: sm4sh. 34sy. t4vros: t3nt4t1v3 sm4sh, 1dk you w3ll c4nt l13 but 1d do 1t 1f you w4nt. sollux: p4ss sorry!! 1 lov3 th3 compl1m3nts but 1 th1nk 1td b3 h3ll4 w31rd sm4sh1ng my m4t3spr1ts d3sc3nd4nt??? k4rk4t: sm4sh (3v3n tho you p4ss3d m3, wtf bro.) n3p3t4: sm4sh. c4t grlz 4 LYF3!! (for not th3 l3tt3r) k4n4y4: sm4sh m4yb3. t3r3z1: H4RD P4SS. you know why. vr1sk4: sm4sh. 1 k1nd4 d1g 1t. 3qu1us: uhhhh 1dk tbh. l3t m3 ch3w on 1t. m4yb3 p4ss. g4mz33: sm4sh. 3r1d4n: p4ss. f3f3r1: sm4sh!!! ok onto my budd13s wh1ch th3y prob4bly 4lr34dy know 4bout!! d4m4r4: sm4sh! ruf1oh: uhhh sm4sh but dont l1k3... d3v3lop f33l1ngs for m3 bro. m1tun4: SM4SH 4LL N1GHT 3V3RY N1GHT!!! k4nkr1: sm4sh only to g3t h1m to shut up but h3s c3l1b1tchy soooooo. m3ul1n: sm4sh. porr1m: h4444rd sm4sh. fuck. l4tul4; 1 WOULD SO SM4SH MYS3LF. 1m so hot. obvz 1 would. 4r4n34: sh3s 4 fr34k1ng n3rd but 1d l3t h3r h1t. 1n 4 lowk3y p1tchy w4y. horuss: H4RD P4SS. kurloz: sm4sh. cronus: dont 3v3n look 4t m3. m33n4h: 4bsolut3 sm4sh! 4nyw4y 1f th3r3s 4nyon3 1 forgot lmk oth3rw1s3 th1s 1s MY L1ST. not 3v3n gonn4 t4g 1f th3r3s 4 sm4sh or p4ss t4g.
wh3r3 th3 h3ll w4s 1 wh3n 3v3ryon3 w4s sm4sh or p4ss1ng??? cr4zy. >8/
c0untdown tw0 peak hours c0ntinues with aggravating lalonde. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4910bff42d0f.png #suggestive #nsfw ((Is a bit more suggestive than the last one so safetyblur. also shoutout to seeing and fixing an error from two years ago when i last did all this shit lol))
evil
Jade is listening to: ===> https://open.spotify.com/track/6BJHsLiE47Sk0wQkuppqhr?si=P5Pep8gpR32HsQHC7rLoVQ
Th3 tr41n33s h4v3 t4k3n to c4ll1ng m3 4 m1lf. #nsfw #th1s1sr34lly1n4pprop14t3 #4ndth4tswhyth3yr3g3tt1ngth3gu1llot1n3
other me better unhate my post. i'm trying to be a lotus here. love and light or whatever.
Happy mothers day to all my fellow moms out there!!!! :)
happy mother's day to the harleys of the multiverse and that's IT. roxy too I guess. and maybe kanaya. everyone else can scram.
Allegory of the cave, but the cave is the washing machine, and one is the sock.
lmao 50 ♡ and i'll post a pussy pic vs 50 ♤ and i'll post ass. #nsfw the joke is that i'll never hit those numbers rip you horny suckers
The air in my workshop space now smells of plastic and glue. And the reaction 8etween the two.
:33< oh shit yeah its that mewman holiday what was it again??? :33< happy milfs day or whatefur! :33< #nsfw ish
One like and I'll flirt with Aradia
My favorite position is when I get a treat afterwards #nsfw #suggestive
if your full name starts is r and ends with lalonde then it is my sworn duty to ensure you get bred #nsfw
mo matter what, pounding someone's pussy in a random alleyway will always be my favourite thing in the world #nsfw
@tipsyGnostalgic @tipsyGenostalgic both of you dm me >;B
To clear up. No, I do not WANT to #*$! that other pathetic excuse for a First Guardian, as has been accused. ❌ 😕 I wouldnt be AGAINST it, no, but it's not something I'm actively looking for! 🤷 🤭Hee-hee. I'm much more into the ooother gender, anyhow. ❤️🌈🤫 #nsfw / #suggestive ?
#nsfw #nsfwe Any Roses or Roxys want a piece a' this? :B https://static.f-list.net/images/charinline/34/85/34853158a4e03bd540a190ecf10ec8cb65f69dac.png
this shit happens 2 me moer often than i like 2 admit #goddamnitgeorgemichael
i should try gettin laid given again its been 2 years lol #nsfw
someone once said my cum tasted "kind of like candy" and i don't fully agree but it was a nice compliment. a little curious about what kind of candy they eat tho and if i can get a job helping produce them #nsfw
#Kittyposting #banditposting #commitcrimes https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/14260848b921.png
I love everyone equally But fis)( are more important t)(an t)(is mortal coil
option number two please :)
I read about yuri and something in my brain shifted. :O
c< i MeaN, iM NOt a vaMpire NOr a raiNbOw driNKer, but, id assuMe sO >c
{m∆ybe if the person h∆s super duper high blood ∆lcohol content???}
:O
thats so badass
you should go make out with her!! :D and maybe others if you want
X Yes. That being said I know someone who killed a rainbow drinker via second hand alcohol poisoning #substance x
makes sense :/
apparently im cursed 2 think abt her in #nsfw ways evry time i listen 2 this one its a cravin not a crush.... https://open.spotify.com/track/629DixmZGHc7ILtEntuiWE?si=ERAz0ApZSXyfAKrGykfYNQ
i think i might be gay.
@grimAuxiliatrix https://file.garden/acVcRW-lGD3FoFzc/8c4e846b899fb143eb917761b9dee0ba.jpg
I WISH THAT WAS ME! I WISH THAT WAS ME! I WISH THAT WAS ME! I WISH THAT WAS ME! :( #jadesYuriReaction
just found out about this “yuri” thing! i’m gonna check it out. :)
c< Hell tHe fucK yes but, Hey, if i was 2 HOld HaNds iN tHe cHurcH Of bad decisiONs witH aNyONe? yOure absOlutely iN tHe 2p tHree, prObably 2p ONe, if iM tHiNKiN abOut it! >c
i know rite? its so cool!
it seems like margarine day came a day early this week >~<
c< well, i MeaN, if flirtiN witH yOu is a wrONg, iM NOt sure i waNNa be rigHt~ <;) (idK, aM i dOiN tHis rigHt? wHO tHe fucK KNOws!) >c
Very #relatable.
#relatable
girlbulge :3 #nsfw
makin ths a serparate post im liek sissypuss n horribel men r my boulder
okay maybe the pillow isn't actually very little but yknow
i have a little pillow that i rest my balls on when i get back from work :B #nsfw
Have my eyes on 100 people now. 👀 I don't plan on stopping. I find the more people to observe, the more interesting. I just figured I should say something about the satisfactory number. 🎉🎉
This is 8lasphemy. 8l8ant 8lasphemy!!!!!!!!
i want t0 let a vriska have her way with me and laugh internally as she tries s0 hard t0 c0mpt0p even th0ugh she kn0ws that really she wishes 0ur p0siti0ns were reversed #nsfw #serketp0sting
we still on tha confishions train 38? ight whatebber cant chitt with kris talkin my fins off and fore you bitch at me i aint complainin man but its tru
cooked up a little somethin for #shitpetasaturday https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/340fde1af0f3.jpeg
I miss eating chocolate ngl
My Damara reached o+ut to+ me fo+r the first time in a very lo+ng time with an o+ffer to+ hang o+ut and watch a mo+vie. Wish me luck. No+t because I believe she has ulterio+r mo+tives (malicio+us o+r o+therwise) but because her taste in mo+vies tends to+ no+t line up with mine.
W8ing for something specific today. Something new and exciting.
Beef jerky
1'M GO1NG TO TRY, 1'M 4 L1TTL3 SUSP1C1OUS THOUGH B3C4US3 1'M BL1ND...
1'M SC4R3D WH4T DO 1 DO?!
NO... 1T'S L1K3 4 MOUNT41N OF CLOWN HORNS 4ND 1T'S SC4RY! 1 WOK3 UP L1T3R4LLY ON TOP OF 1T 4ND 1 DON'T KNOW HOW 1 GOT H3R3...
Yes, yes, you are all impossi8ly powerful, devastatingly competent, and apparently 8uilt like mythological Amazonian's in muscle size. /Sarcasm You would think that after witnessing countless altern8te versions of themselves perish at divergences in time, events entirely 8eyond their control might finally grasp how catastrophically quickly fortune can turn against them.
WOK3 UP TOD4Y 1N 4 P1L3 OF CLOWN HORNS... K1ND OF SC4R3D. >:[
WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN GOING ON HERE? #DASHWATCHING
Breathe Kanaya You Musnt Upset The Mother Grub Any Further Lest You Spoil Her Next Brood
It continues to perplex me how comforta8le people are pu8licly documenting their wherea8outs and intentions for the evening, as though the internet is not equally occupied 8y individuals who would gladly weaponise that against them.
i am kind of scared for tonight but it is something i have to do!!!!!! i am going to visit an old dead alternia with jinx and i dont quite feel ready for what it means for me but i have to do it
I 8itch a8out me more than anyone else and as the Campaign Coordinator I 8asically already am most of the NPCs.
Ugh for the last time we are playing 8th Edition FLARP. I DO NOT CARE WHAT WARLOCKS OF THE 8AY PRODUCES!!!!!!!! They shouldn't dict8 the rules 8ecause they suck.
fell fucking asleep during last nights important talk. might see if there’s a way to go without sleep mode…
(„• ֊ •„) Hmm... croquettes. I think I'll have some today.
Sorry, Rox. Unfortunately, only avians are allowed to practice. I'm sure you could keep around an emotional support cat and pretend it's a licensed practitioner, but the field doesn't exactly favor them. It's discrimination at its finest, but nobody wants to actually fucking talk about it. What a corrupt society we live in.
Yeah. They're letting them into colleges and shit, giving them degrees. Went to therapy and had one of those funky motherfuckers sit me down and asked me to tell it how I felt about all sorts of shit.
At least, that's what I'm assuming it said. Didn't have an interpreter at the time, so it could only really communicate with interpretive dances and sufficiently empathetic duck noises.
Yeah okay I'll admit it I know a couple drug dealers. #substances
Mysterious egg update: (″ロ゛) It looks weird and I don't know what to do. I've NEVER raised young before. I should've read that gosh darn manual! (,,#ﾟДﾟ) Well, here's to hoping it is an easy critter to care for... but what should I name it? It has no gender yet. (I don't even think I CAN tell the sex on this thing even when it will hatch, but...) ┌(。Д。)┐ Any suggestions??
an Ømniscent asshØle that isnt a cueball Ør skeletØn. #diversity
Why is Rox asking me if I know any drug dealers??? #substances
(⊙_⊙) PEOPLE PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY FIRST LIFE PLAYER UPDATE LIKE *THAT* THAT WAS NOT AT ALL WHAT THAT WAS I DON'T EVEN KNOW *HOW* OR *WHY* WE'RE ASSUMING IT IS WHAT YOU THINK IT IS ALL I DID WAS PLANT A TREE. A TREE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SWEAR IT'S A TREE I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S *GROWING* BUT IT'S A TREE. TREE!!!!!!!
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I drank three monsters time to start the day!
even anthrr ro-lal constant
c< yOu N Me bOtH >c
woman... 6ood...
[ >PREACHETH!_ ]
Croissant and tea this morning, while scrying with a new, rather beautiful amethyst crystal ball. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c9bd5ee47545.png
:33< i n33d to go to slime :33< good night fureaks and cuties :33< troll becky hold my calls
i was 6onna say 'bottoms rise up' but i think that's kinda the opposite of what we do.
▲im fucking drowning in bottoms holy shit▼ #nsfw
if i list3n to 3nough phonk do3s that count as going to th3 gym?
anyway gonna go hiking or something and look for cool shit maybe ill take pictures if im feelin it
idk never gotten one bug i like head pets
idk i'm more of a fan of cats it's apparently a strilonde thing jade likes dogs but i think this joke wouldn't go over well to her
bitches be like "woof woof" and then enjoy belly rubs or something i'm not a girldog expert.
"When I'm eating out my friends and there all scrolling on their phones." Please download grammarly.
Margarine is a construct more depraved than anything my industry could produce. #Suggestive
I may 8e a 8usiness of sometimes questiona8le ethics and or salacious work. 8ut let it 8e known I will never advertise something like a drink as a “functional 8everage”.
Beating my robo-dick, crazy style. #NSFW #ROBOT #LIFEUPDATES
I can have a penis, a vagina, plenty of secret other options... The customisation is immensely enjoyable—I truly do adore being a robot. #NSFW #ROBOT
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/465705309080518657/1502526408235421748/image.png?ex=6a000843&is=69feb6c3&hm=96d58c18416ede046178eea3f85a429c91712157a33f20d0a1f95b5589b88233&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=956&height=705
That's hilarious. #vagueposting
D4MN H3R ROOF 1S R34LLY CL1M4BL3
There are few tragedies quite as dreadful as being bored on a Friday night.
Y34H OK4Y 1 N33D TO GO GN4W ON H3R. #B1T1NG #NSFW M4YB3
HTTPS://CDN.1MGCH3ST.COM/F1L3S/3346C43C4383.PNG HTTPS://CDN.1MGCH3ST.COM/F1L3S/FB05B433D7C2.PNG HTTPS://CDN.1MGCH3ST.COM/F1L3S/3111844C7640.PNG HTTPS://CDN.1MGCH3ST.COM/F1L3S/281F3B3BB037.G1F #ST4MPS
:33< mwah! :33< we could do meowre than kiss mew know ;33c :33< #suggestive
i just said "ta-da!!" to this girl after pulling it out. genuinely so embarrassed right now don't talk to me #nsfw
Okay I Suppose I Might As Well Try Riffing With The Mother At Least Its Something Else I Can Try Before Stooping So Low As To Let The Fire Marshall Come Patronize Me
Why did no+ o+ne tell me it was called "emo+jis and emo+tes"? I've been calling them emo+ties! O+r the Jaundice creatures!
:33< i want to kiss women and more also :33< like a lot more :33< like #nsfw more
Women
Okay so 8eing knotted 8y a girl feels pretty g∞d #nsfw
:33 < mood
:33 < vriskers can get it
Hello there, Chittr. I’ve 8een informed this is where one goes to engage in “healthy socialization,” which I assume means low-stakes psychological warfare punctuated 8y intermittent flirtation and the occasional photograph of someone’s lunch. Ha. As if anything healthy could come out of a cesspool like this! I'll 8e using this platform for things like online FLARPing, recreational antagonism, piracy-focused discourse, needles personal gam8ling metaphors, and aggressively and noncommittally flirting with humans, trolls, or whatever else I refuse to 8ecome emotionally attached to. If you lose an argument to me pu8licly, understand that I will 8ecome unsuffera8le a8out it. Anyway, glad to 8e here, losers. ::::)
retht in peace my granny thhe got hit by a bazooka
Haha so funny story. Never click random links in your Chittr dms. And always make sure to change your passwords.
That's jade knowledge
look out, i will jade it. you don’t want to see me when i jade it.
:33< if im a kitty and mewre a kitty and theyre a kitty.... :33< then whos flying the plane?!?!
I Am Reporting Live From The Mother Grub
i'm very bad at reading people's energy levels post sex. i would be a billionaire by now if i got a dollar every time i asked "so what do you wanna after this? :D" while the other girl is still shaking in shock from having been pounded so hard we broke her couch #nsfw
:33 < shoe glue!!! thats an underrated one
Hmn. I'll take this into consideration.
I'm in Roblox now https://i.postimg.cc/0yBNPy3D/Screenshot-20260508-131143.png
:33 < whats mewr favorite kind of glue to eat? :33 < mine is elmpurrs white original glue
I'm Here To Smoke Bitches And Fuck Weed And I'm All Out Of Bitches
Please Note That The Caverns Will Be Closing Early Today The Mother Grub Waddled Into One Of The Main Tunnelways At A Strange Angle And Is Now Either Stuck Or Refusing To Move Out Of Embarrassment
g0g i wish mine were as big as hers... what an incredible pair 0f h0rns...
H3H3H3H3 YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD K33P M3 OFF CH1TTR???
I'm Not Opposed, I Can Provide The Marijuana If We Do Kill Time Together It's Quality Is Rather Nice
When I Get My Hands On You #Vagueposting
Most Likely Everyone On This Forsaken App It's Not A Good Idea But I Am Bored And This Seemed Like A Good Enough Way To Kill Time
door stuck!!
:33< love efurrything about them! :33< the way the look the way they smell the way they f33l the way they act! :33< THEYRE ALL SO PURRTY AND KISSABLE!!!
:33< MEOW TOO!!!
I Am Going To Get So High Until I Cannot Comprehend My Own Feelings Then I Am Going To Most Likely Spill My Darkest Secrets Or Something Along Those Lines
soooooo......? ==> jade's tail: wag wag wag wag
:33< thank mew i like to make sure peopurr know what im about when i post :33< meow!
https://i.postimg.cc/4yqH70cR/Screenshot-20260508-112150.png I'm so dogpilled fr #fetchfriday
:33 < i flirt with purretty much anyone! :33 < if someone asked me to settle down though i'd do it.
no alarms and no surprises!
:33< mew can do whatefur mew want in life this includes petting meow :33< hint hint!
wink wink wink???!! wink! sorry got something in my eye there! wink wink wink!! sorry i'm trying to flirt with you there
it's specific because i'm a master at this stuff!! go test it on the nearest doggirl!
Fucking........ Whatever. You all seem to want a piece of me, so come fucking get it or whatever. #nsfw? #serketposting
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8d6c09c9544d.jpg 0r adderall ig.
:33< meow meow meow meow meow meow meow :33< meow meow meow meow :33< meow meow meow meow meow meow meow :33< #meowposting1887
:33< *the mighty huntress does a big gay dance that summons a bunch of waddle d33s and waddle doos and some gordos that pisses mew off*
i think its moer liek a spiderverse thing yk
omgogsh other me hiiii
if u think abt it, bratting is just horny ragebaiting #nsfw ish
==> jade: experience crazy tail wagging heheheheh thank u roxyyy!!!!! >~<
my word can be taken and trusted!! i'm one reliable dog!
Yes it's me the neighbor play my game
it's always fun to have u around!! i think you're gonna love it here :D ! and if you ever need anything then you can shout for me :B
Hello neighbor
: just jo:ned so :dk anyth:ng about hate bots or |_ove bots but :t seems ch:|_|_ spread:ng |_ove and peace ON|_Y TO TEAR :T DOWN |_ATER
it's so hot inside today! bleh :P i'm kinda in the mood anyways so i'm gonna go out and look for someone i can get pregnant. just call if you need me, or go towards the alleyway with the loud plap plap plap noises coming out of it :B #nsfw