♦ pitied by @golgothasTerrorized
Ladies, ladies, ONE at a TIME. I CAN'T possibly get to ALL of you. https://i.postimg.cc/NM2Mp5bY/image.png
:33 < sorry man mewr just nyot my type
:33 < pass
hEs rEaL GrEeN AnD HeS GoT ThEsE DoRkY GlAsSeS On aLl tHe tImE. hOnK.
bRo i hAtE To aLaRm yOu bUt yOu kNoW ExAcTlY WhO Im tAlKiN AbOuT. yOu kNoW HiM SuPeR DuPeR WeLl.
wHeN ArE YoU EvEr hAvIn a gOoD NiGhT BrO? :o(
youre so right i should give it a go soon
Being tormented could fix me.
Ugh. Had a thought between looking at food and now I hashtag need him. Which him? For me to know. But I do. #suggestive
That isn't what I'm saying. No one is "too cool" for you and I'm sure the other two would happily spend time with you if you just asked. My circumstances are much different but you know that already.
That's just part of growing up and growing apart, Jake. It's nothing personal from any of us. We're just busy doing things in our own lives. Do you really not have anything going on outside of waiting for me to come see you? This is a genuine question.
its ok to miss your friend bro
You poor little baby. I'll try to find more time for you this week. I've been extremely busy doing those super important things I told you about in private that you cannot mention here... so it's been hard finding time to answer the phone.
girl get up..
I have this like, really weird feeling between hating this pers⚣n and being c⚣ncerned f⚣r them. What the hell is g⚣ing ⚣n #vaguep⚣sting #n⚣treallyth⚣ughsincetheres⚣nlys⚣manype⚣plethiscanbereferringt⚣⚣
On an entirely unrelated note, I think that certain people should get their heads bashed in repeatedly until they're nothing but a red stain on the floor. This isn't targeted to anyone who can see it to my knowledge and not spurred on by anything in particular. This is a constant thought. #violence
give us a status update when youve had a drink or two #substance
I still can't believe you're able to eat as much as you do. You're like a vacuum when it comes to good food.
I need to be meaner to people.
H💓HEEHEE💓💓💓💓🌈🌈🌈EHEE🌈🦄💖💖💖💖HH💖💖HOO🤗🤗HOO💓💓💓💓💓
woulDD you ra♀her smash your bulge wi♀h a hammer or say hi ♀o me anDD be my frienDD
I can't tell if I'm yearning f⚣r what I c⚣uld have ⚣r dreading what might happen which ⚣ne sh⚣uld I p⚣st ab⚣ut
I need the distracti⚣n.
Huh. I actually did not call this one.
dO YoU NoT LiKe iT? :o(
Golly, it's been a few days! Hello chittr!
can we obliter8 bears 2day actuallt #nsfw #thesexuvwrsionofonliteraye
YO DADDY. IS SOOO FAT.
I HAVE RETURNED FROM A BREAK IN MY APPEARANCE. LUCKILY FOR YOU, DESPITE APPEARANCES, I WAS STILL HERE, RETROACTIVELY.
one man harlem shake wwould be nothin but a fraud call that a harlem fake
i think before you post or reply to something you should think to yourself, wvhat vwould cronus do (#wvvwcd)? and if its something id do, vwell... do it! but... really think about it. i aint the only one wvho does the things i do. i just say it out loud wvhen i do ;)
Sad update: it rained again. N0 fr0licking
My arms feel like rubber bands
Stop marrying for love. Only marry for the bit. Especially if it's cutting into your iron pumping. If approached and questioned where the hell you've been all day, a bit marriage would allow for the appropriate response of flashing your glistening gains and relieving a modest yet total confidence boosting golf clap. A marriage for love would never accept payment in the form of emoting. This is why it's inferior.
Probably gonna something stupid... Not self destructive, just stupid.
D⚣ y⚣u need a distracti⚣n :(
I'm begging you to get up.
Aw rats.
Well Would you?
W⚣uld talking ab⚣ut it help? :(
B33< same, i tried to sl33p for furty-five minutes two sepurrate times and neither attempt worked
Crocker Confession time! Sometimes I do miss the Gamzee I knew. Odd, I know, but I can't explain it... I just feel this odd pang of emotion I can't quite place when I think about him.
wow. yeah. okay i'd kill foryou
it must be nice to be you do you like frolicking in fields and going lalalalala . i bet you do. //OKAY YAY IM SO SORRYI JUST THOUGHT CENTRISTJAKE WOULD BE FUNNY DUJHBNKDKJNDM
it's gi\/ing centrist it's gi\/ing i don't care about politics just not your biggest hit here //hiim sorry shes stupid. shes stupid this joke was stupid </3
not the centrist propaganda on my feed
i am n0t a h0pe player ribbit but i d0 h0pe i am ann0ying en0ugh t0 ribbit make it clear that i hate m0st 0f y0u
Interesting. How gross would you say on a scale of 1-100.
Also, can people I have blocked stop using me in their attempts at recognition. This is bordering on harassment.
Ugh!!!!!!!! So 8ored and haven't slept yet 8ut I can't sleep. Have all this damn worked up energy. Seems the thrill of catching a sea8east really didn't work it out of me, hmph...
WHY are strip clubs the midday topic of discussion? I have never set foot in such a den of lecherous self-indulgence. I don't get the appeal. You don't even get to... I mean, what is the point if you aren't allowed... Anyhow. In the words of a wise man. "Strippers do nothing for me. I like a strong, salt-of-the-earth, self-possessed woman at the top of her field... But I will take a free breakfast buffet anytime, any place." Breakfast buffet tier list.
OLIVER TREE FUCKING DIED?
im having so much sex on this website dude #nsfw
Shopping trip. #BettyCrocker #Reup #NeedMyMix #Yummers!
its. not as good as that.
being part dog sucks. be happy you arent.
Crocker beam
Hold my calls. Jake is talking to me. Holy shit.
I th⚣ught I liked pathetic men... but g⚣d that's just a new l⚣w I d⚣n't think I can partake in
.hey watch this tricK
what are y⚣u g⚣nna d⚣ ab⚣ut it. Bite me?
he's kinda like a mean little d⚣g versi⚣n ⚣f y⚣u, tries t⚣ seem mean and intimidating but has the bite f⚣rce ⚣f a marshmell⚣w m⚣st likely
That's a c⚣nvenient evil jake...
When does it become a socially acceptable activity to choke the chicken with your good pals? Asking for a friend of course. #Nsfw.
I got sunburnt. :(
THIS. YES. THIS. IS WHAT A FUCKING *GOD* LOOKS LIKE. BUILT. HUNKY. ALPHA. STRAIGHT OUT OF A WIDE, WET EYED ANIME BITCHES DRYEST DREAMS. ARE YOU JEALOUS? ARE YOU IN AWE? DO YOU WANT TO TOUCH MY PECS? OF COURSE YOU DO. NO, GAMZEE DID NOT TAKE THIS PICTURE. IT IS A CANDID SHOT OF ME TAKEN BY AN ANONYMOUS FEMALE WHO HAD THE TOTAL HOTS FOR ME WHO I PROMPTLY KILLED. #TRUTH #SUGGESTIVE HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AHPD-PRDQGEUHZ27/HIIVEP8WYAA6SP5-3.JPG
people on chittr will be like just had the most yummy soup today! and then the post right under it is some shit like. underbarrel flamethrower attachment for any weapon. 350 caegars. ONLY 350???
:(.
sorry for trying to #witchhunt you.... #violence
Damn.
you MURDERER
This is pretty fucking funny.
GUYS @golgothasTerrorized KILLED SHY DIRK GET HIS ASS
YOU KILLED SHY DIRK???
why do you pity me jacob what have i done to deserve such a fate
You know who else is interesting?
Yet again, I am reminded of why I don't post on here. How fucking moronic do you have to be to sexualize a stranger's completely covered torso and not back down and apologize when he clearly does not appreciate your revolting comments?
gaster ass post
At least Jake’s home. I’m not making for decent company right now though.
Hello. I apologize for my slight absence. Rose and I got a bit held up with something but all is well now. Has anything important happened since I last checked in or is it the same trivial nonsense that people typically post here?
This is why I don’t drink. Why anyone would willingly and repeatedly do this to themselves is a mystery.
I’m about desperate enough to try disgusting hangover cures.
I should beat his fucking ass.
TWINKS RUINED MY LIFE.
TWINKS. MUST. DIE.
IT'S CALLED A FUCKING DOUBLE ENTENDRE. WORD PLAY. ESOTERIC GENIUS.
NO. I MEAN YOU MUST *RIGHT* YOUR FUCKING *WRONGS* YOU MISERABLE CUR.
BEING. FUCKING. RACIST??? SORRY DOESN'T CUT IT, FUCKHOLE. YOU NEED TO GET ON YOUR KNEES AND BEG. I NEED YOU TO PULL OUT A FUCKING UKELELE AND RIGHT A GODDAMN APOLOGY SONG NOW.
I WANT A FULLY FORMULATED APOLOGY POSTED. ASAP.
THE ENTIRE TIME WE'VE KNOWN EACHOTHER, YOU SHIT! DON'T THINK I'VE FORGOTTEN ALL THE THINGS YOU SAID TO ME BACK ON YOUR PATHETIC PLANET. NOT A DAY GOES BY I'M NOT OFFENDED BY YOUR XENOPHOBIC ASSUMPTIONS, JAKE.
i g0t hit by a semi 0n my way h0me last night
☆ Finally fuKKin free. Anyway happy #firearmfriday this weeK I’m raving about the Chiappa Rhino, a beauty of a revolver this little number boasts a hexagonal cylinder rather than a circular one, chambered in .357 and boasting over 40 moving parts maKes her an intriKate little beauty. You Kan also get stupid with her and have her be a weird little snubnose which is fun for Konceal Karry but I love me a longer barrel. https://postimg.cc/t19JFwc0 https://postimg.cc/8FTcL90n https://postimg.cc/NyQFRSz3☆
Everyone on this site is dead to me. ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀(almost everyone)
had this #dream that i was in these sick ass lil cowboy boots n sum smexy lil jorts we were on a cliff goin upways thru the deserty bluffs & when i looked @ the sign it said we were going up bareback mountain #woaw #trustory
much like his friend group before they experienced growth as people you guys really wanna touch jake and you guys are also really mean to him i dont think that sexually harassing and bullying him is going to do much good for your friendship going forward but hey what do i know
I w⚣ke up t⚣day feelin guilty ab⚣ut Jake (am⚣ng ⚣ther feelings) and I was g⚣nna ⚣riginally make a chitt ⚣n my ⚣wn adressing it but he g⚣t t⚣ th⚣se th⚣ughts first. ANYWAYS t⚣day's g⚣nna be g⚣⚣d I can feel it
I'm still sorry for what I did to you. #vaugeposting
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ok ok constructive criticism taken yall didnt vibe with the last post and i fuck with that left the target audieass audience so instead who up tryna get they butt hole licked also a science project btw theres like a conference and everything
Disappointing.
who up tryna get they butt licked its for science dw dw school project
maybe you do but i think it is much funnier this way
It sure d⚣es! It's nice that we can agree ⚣n that ^-^
There's a l⚣t ⚣f Dave's with karkats wh⚣'s birthdays that they need t⚣ celebrate t⚣day, but it c⚣uld als⚣ be ab⚣ut that if y⚣u'd like!
Hi jake! What's g⚣ing ⚣n? 030
R⚣⚣ting f⚣r y⚣u dave
man im just joking you know not to take the shit i say seriously hahaha thatd be weird if i just tried to actually hit on you bro im better than that
just having a discussion about whether or not you take it or give it man yknow casual stuff
talkin about some jake butt status spectrum #nsfw ???
then get to killing jades kid
why the fuck would you be british HAHAHAHA
you got in the way doofus i couldnt protect you
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nvm youre fucked
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cranky cause you got archery ambushed aintcha
im into EVVERYONE but no ones into ME wwaah wwaah or wwhat the hell evver
you dont knoww that
maybe i think im just doomed to be alone forevver uggghh
wwhat EVVER
you got told on the anon thing they wwanted a pathetic jake you need to shut up
I think I hate myself
another unanon confession some of u look bland as shid but soon as u open ur mouth u become very breedable sex appeal is in da eye of da beholder or some shid #suggestive
Oh yeah, you're definitely the subject of this confession.
Wait, were you the one (⒈) caught ↑ in that Yaoi Drama with Dirk? Or the one who was continually posting about how much he Missed His Ex?
i wwish someone wwanted ME carnally #nsfw
I want the pathetic Jake carnally. #nsfw #chittranonymous
I thought they were all? Kind of Pathetic?
I'm never hiding my links with Regex. You're reading that shit and you're liking it.
n0 unf0rtunately 1t 1s the pr1ce we pay f0r self respect
s1mple. be rude and then reverse eng1neer that rudeness 1nt0 self assuredness.
Your Posts Make Me Sad. It's Hard To Watch A " Baddie " Fall This Way. #pensive
someone has big feelings. me too.
i want to be a pornographic caricature but i have these stupid emotional and physical needs.
?! Oh. Gee whiz. Urm... I certainly hope that we can work together to overcome these feelings that you are having! I would love to get to know a fellow Jane a smidge better, as much as I would love to make NEW friends! ... And congratulations on your gay pride month dealie!
@giddyGallivanting I've perused your last few posts. I hate you.
Instant D----ERP moment after logging on today... 3XO
W)(at? No -Eridan is really awesome! I am rooting for )(im! Isn't )(e so doodles? 38) )(e )(as grown and )(ealed so muc)(!
==> Aw dang it. I've already failed.
==> Now would be a great time to mention that We Dirks are not a monolith. Every Dirk you see has different things going on, and by the nature of being Princes of Heart, we WILL make it your problem. Please ignore us if you see us imploding all over your dash/feed.
you got a flippin legacy to uphold here girl our aspect is literally sovvereign in its preposterous potency and youre gettin owwned by a guy in flip flops are you at least open to bringin your dirk out to rumble in the pumpkin patch for a unforgettable double dirkjake/jakedirk showwdowwn
But when I say this I'm Hitler reincarnated.
Ah. He has returned.
All of my Lesbian Life Hacks are for the eyes of Roxy Lalonde. The rest of you can learn a thing or two if you want, but she's the target demographic.
EvEryOnE Is sO ArgUmEntAtIvE tOnIght :(
I FIGURED HE WAS A JAKE ENGLISH VARIANT OR SOMETHING
wait what do you mean lord english and jake english aren’t the same guy
id support your ascension to jungle man if you did a televvised grudgematch
@golgothasTerrorized lock the fuck in jungle boy youre invvokin net aura loss for all heroes and antiheroes a hope wwith that unseemly display from earlier or at the vvery least course correct this public contention to include more arena combat just eridans twwo caegars
For the record I’m not a relationship counselor. I’m the President. I have things to do. I have a job.
No no. I mean like. Right now. Put it down. Now.
Don't you dare accuse me of your wrongdoings as if I'm anything like you. I don't know how you have people in your life that tolerate you, because in the few days I've had to interact with you, I've wanted nothing more than to blow my own brains out. You don't know how I feel an you certainly don't get to speculate on what happens behind closed doors. To insinuate that I feel nothing but resentment towards him is undermining the entire reason I'm doing all of this, and to assume that I'll have him as a battered housewife by the end of it is appalling. Stop projecting your vile fantasies onto me and Jake and let us handle our issues from here on out. #cw-abuse #cw-self-harm
Christ. Here I am pouring my heart out for a man who isn't gonna listen to me because he doesn't want to be loved he just wants to divebomb into a flame like a moth with a death wish. I guess I'm really not over him on some level.
Too late for that now.
I cannot believe I fucking missed that. Can't you guys have your pathetic yaoi fight when I'm online?
@golgothasTerrorized This is what I mean, Jake. This is an insane thing to say. He's threatening me, and he's threatening you. This is all we do. We threaten people with violence when we don't get our way, because deep down we just want to hurt people. You deserve better than this dickwipe. No boyfriend has the right to tell their man who they can and can't be talking to.
You don't owe any of us an apology, man. We owe you one.
I'm drunk enough to actually say something genuine. Jesus christ. I get so earnest off that Asahi. Jake: I know you're not gonna listen to me. You only listen to me when I'm telling you shit you want to hear. That's why we broke up. But trust me, man: There's nothing left for you here. No Dirk Strider in all of Paradox Space has what you're looking for. We can't fix you, and we can't make you a complete person again. No amount of throwing yourself at us and praying it'll be different this time will change that, and even if you found a Dirk who settled down with you for the rest of your life you still wouldn't be happy, because we are not good for each-other. You need to move on. You're a hot dude. You've got a nice ass, and you know how to use it. You are, on occasion, funny. You even don't look like total shit with a moustache. You've got a life to live, if you'd only stop tying yourself to the anchor that is Dirk Strider. If anything between us mattered to you, if you actually still love me and not just what I represent to you, then move on. Please. I want you to be happy. I love you, which is why you need to leave. Because none of the other Dirks love you back.
I cannot fucking imagine stooping to such a level. I cannot imagine being that much of a desperate, whiny fuck. I cannot wrap my brain around even entertaining the thought for a mere moment. "Hey! I think I should do the dumbest fucking thing anyone has ever done... and then proceed to do the NEW dumbest thing anyone has ever done!" Only he could actually manage to have such an intelligent thought process. I thought that maybe dragging him along through this entire setup of dates and arguments and blah blah blah would eventually lead to something favorable, but no. I did not take into account how much of a fucking disappointment he truly is. I did not think, even for a moment, that he would seriously kiss the ground in which the most annoying man in the universe walks. That one specifically, I mean. Everyone involved needs to be shot dead and I mean that with my whole heart. If God loves me, he will strike them all down one by one in various gruesome ways so I don't have to waste time and energy on doing it myself.
I don't want to hear it. Get out of my replies.
New* I can't even spell, that's how viscerally upset I am.
Words cannot describe how disappointed I am. Good fucking grief. I hope you and your knew brain dead boyfriend have fun engaging in the most embarrassing public display I have ever seen in my long, agonizing lifetime.
People want me and Jake to do it.
Frankly i guess im a little green about all these clam happy englishes running tootsweet with their happily claimed ankle biters. I thought for a long time maybe i was incapable of junk like that but maybe it really is just a *me* thing. Like maybe other mes have got their noggins screwed on straight and im stuck in the muck being some kind of silly boy about the little things.
HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS #theeendofmy #dashwatching
Staring slack jawed. Pouring one out for you tonight.
I thought someone wasn't checking his notifications. Can you tell I'm smiling in this message?
Astounding work.
That's going in the banner.
Either that was really impressive ⚣r really sad, i'm g⚣ing t⚣ say really impressive w⚣rk @triumphantTestificate
This wh9le interacti9n 6etween th9se tw9 had my mind asking "Sh9uld I intervene 6etween them" c9nstantly. 96vi9usly I haven't d9ne that. 6ut sheesh f9r whatever reas9n there was c9nstant temptati9n.
oh jakey
Jake please take my subtle attempt t⚣ tell y⚣u g⚣ ⚣utside and t⚣uch grass :(
cannt youu two be nnice? youu donnt have to fight each other..
▲so glad our toxic couples are gay, that makes them endearing instead of concerning i guess▼
But also yeah they’re both still into each other. That’s the law of the land.
If you’re having a public dispute on Chittr.ing, please note I will be in attendance and I encourage you not to be surprised. It’s free entertainment and it’s exceeding funny every time. It’s the best kind of fight; I have no stakes at all. I can throw gasoline on it for the love of the game. #dashwashing #notavaguechitt #LITERALLYSCROLLDOWN
so we all agree neither of them is over it right #dashwatching
Okay I’m really glad we’re all witness to this.
And if he shaved?
Yeah. I can see that.
That’s how they get you.
I think we both want to see him try.
Go for it. But it’s definitely going to end up a lot gayer than originally expected. And will definitely NOT end in a way that leaves you even slightly more emotionally fulfilled.
A Dirk goes where he pleases.
been tellin my§elf that too. not §ure if it work§ buddy.
Call it shock therapy to help you get over your ex.
Love me or hate me, you're all still thinking about me pretty fucking constantly.
Nope.
Respectfully I believe alternate version of father was calling you a bit of a slag
Oh God's please don't start fighting on my post it's very awkward for me and I don't know what I'm supposed to do if you do
Every version of father is rather.... amorous. My goodness. #nsfw #vagueposting
Are you sure about that? I have everything prepared and I was on my way to get you before all of this. I can turn around and carry on with my life if that's what you really want.
The offer is still on the table, Jake. I just figured you had backed out in the spirit of sticking it to the man and being independent.
Afraid not, English. We've found greener pastures now.
So we're just dropping sincere, unironic tildes now?
That, erm, "7" gal down the timeline is quite terrifying, I have to admit. #directposting #dashwatching
I think cookies and cream are delightful.
X Me. I’m not in my right mind though so maybe disregard my input. x
me sometimes.
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jANE IS mOE BECAUSE EVEN IF, sHE DOES NOT ALWAYS OUTWARDLY RECOGN1ZE ME, sHE ALWAYS ENSURES THAT i AM SEEN AND APPRECIATED, wITH ACTS OF SERVICE LIKE QUAD REACTS AND RECHITS, lIKE THE BARTENDER FROM THE sIMPSONS DOES, wITH hOMER,
What is a foid.
I should honestly start demanding reparations for the damage done to my reputation by association by some of you. Christ on a bike.
how long can a person not breathe and still be ok asking for kink reasons not because im concerned about someones safety or wellbeing
...
They are likely hitting on you.
Obama, man. Don't be liking my romantic yearning vagueposts. Ruins the whole self pitying mystique I'm trying to cultivate here.
He always wants another me.
YOU WISH YOU WERE ME.
You're a sucker for hurting yourselves.
I had to catch up in my friends tab. Jesus christ.
Such is life I suppose.
(⊱♓︎⊰) someone euthanize me
CULTURAL APPROPRIATION.
.... I really don't think vagueposting is the best way to get through your difficulties with people
If he loves you, why would you ever let him go? #vaguepostexceptitsobviouswhothisisabout #moreofanobviouspostreally #obviouspost
(⊱♓︎⊰) and i thought i used to be pathetic haha!
More English on the feed, more people I get to bother. 😋
callin the phenomenon big booty bonanza
I dunno if your brofy meant all that much if some random ol ragamuffin is taking you to the wayside.
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theres plenty more dirks in the ocean thats all im saying big man maybe one of them will even love you back you dont gotta keep clinging to this one in particular
Hells bells and whistles shortround hes dead not dumb! The least you could do is honor his last wishes to be buried a bachelor.
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wat
yeah hes an emotionally abusive dbag weve been saying this big man
man he always does some shit like this hell be back soon enough to say he was just testing you to see if youd start eating his corpse like a cat or something
no offence meant to my man mr english but im genuinely laughing my fucking tail off at the fact every man in paradox space is crawling through broken glass for a chance to get at those english muffins and hes still putting himself through medieval torture regimens to try and make dirk "mall ninja" strider stop clopping for 5 seconds and glance his way
Knowing my own Strider, I am leaning more on the latter.
Although quite embarassing to admit, considering all she did to me. I have to say, I do miss her. I do.
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unfortunate i cant stop the inevitable
i must have his heart.
There's nothing quite as fucked as wanting what some of your splinters have.
Don’t pity that.
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B33 < jake sora of kingdom hearts.. you flunked THEM?
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THE SCOPE OF MY DESTRUCTION IS VAST. MY VERY PRESENCE IS THE PROMISE OF A UNIVERSE’S DESTRUCTION, AN ASSURANCE OF OBLITERATION. I HAVE TORN APART STARS FROM WITHIN AND STARVED WORLDS OF LIGHT AND LIFE. I HAVE RENDERED GALAXIES BARE. YET I NEVER FORGET THE GLORY OF THE MORE PERSONAL TOUCH. A SKULL BREAKING BENEATH MY PEG LEG, MY FIST PENETRATING THROUGH THE CHEST OF A FOOL WHO THOUGHT HE COULD COMBAT ME, RIDDLING CROWDS WITH BULLETS. ALL ARE FODDER TO BE CLEARED AWAY.
i am going to send someone over there to pry him off of you like a fucking leech if you dont do it yourself bro this is getting pathetic
Good mood aside, getting designated Best Bro That Rails Him Sometimes shouldn't shock me but it still does. I feel like you can only be so dense until you're just lying to yourself to avoid having a hard conversation. I don't quite like the idea of being someone's somewhat sentient dildo. But hey, what does that matter? Beggars can't be choosers I guess. #nsfw
y0u ever wonder what's up with th0se literally only here f0r one pers0n? just go dm them. use y0ur fucking palmhusk or s0mething. 20 vagueposts in g0ddamn sequence right past one an0ther. useless.
You'll figure it out later.
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Oh my godddddd I'm sso annooooyyed I'm SSO ANNOYED don't even fucking Look at me today
Still egregious with the pity reacts, I see. Not that I expected much to change in the... Oh. It's 8een a month? Time really flies!
OH MY *GOD* I AM THE MOST BLOCKHEADED DOLT TO EVER CAREEN HELPLESSLY INTO PARADOX SPACE.
You aren't stupid, bro. You just aren't very good at picking up hints which could be explained by a simple diagnoses. The same could be said about even more traits of yours but I won't go on a rant about your symptoms of a genetic disorder. I say this all with love despite how rude it might come across.
no not at all
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i would never be angry at anyone ever im honestly so relaxed and chill right now that my hands are cramping up from the mad levels of chillaxation im feeling tobias toughknuckles is a completely original creation with no backing behind it at all
heres the pitch for my new comic called "socially inept geek tries and fails miserably to fit in with his beefcake brogem tobias toughknuckles" https://i.postimg.cc/65Zp2XCZ/image.png
Ohhh brother, these guys STINK!
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i dont know why i even bother sometimes
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you did it already you dont have to make an entire new post talking about how weak and pathetic and stupid i am for even offering in the first place its fine bro
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no wait i did it wrong fuck
Someone doesn't like having sex with old men. #vaguepost #nsfw
Never listening to him ever again. It's like he's trying to get me beat up.
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I have to leave my house for once relatively soon. Big plans today and I got dressed an hour in advance just to make sure I wasn't walking out with my shirt on backwards somehow. I shouldn't be, but I'm nervous. I hate talking to people. They always think I'm being rude when that's typically not my intention.
My ass doesn't need anything from anyone and I'd really appreciate it if we could all stop trying to get a piece of it via fistful force... #nsfw ?? I'm perfectly capable of defending myself. Do I look like a damsel in distress?
I'm sorry that I can't properly give you what you want but I just don't think it's going to happen. My ass will remain untouched and you will remain unsatisfied unless you move on. No hard feelings.
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Every once in awhile he says some unhinged shit and I can't help but swoon. Fucking stop it.
I'll be sure to keep this interaction stored away in my brain vault just in case I ever get the urge to impale you in away way. I wouldn't want to be caught off guard by your homoerotic enjoyment of the act, Jake. And I'm glad too. I feel like we haven't had nearly enough time to waste with each other. I'm not exactly sure how I'd ever find eternal rest knowing that I missed out on so many miscellaneous activities with you. I'm getting a bit hot just thinking about all the possibilities, but especially the ones where we do nothing of value for hours and merely enjoy each other's company. I'm absolutely fucking solid over it all. #nsfw ?
Consider, he likes when you read to him and would be devastated if you stopped.
Thats it Sex is #CANCELLED #nsfw #sexis0verparty
Every Time I Log In Appears To Be The Wrong Time To Do So
i will never fall for the lies and propaganda
I feel i once again need to state i am 6'9", a bear, and do not take lightly to being called a solid bottom. #nsfw
I am a SWITCH thank you very much and most of the time IM the one topping mister! #nsfw