♦ pitied by @theurgyAberrant
my existence is beyond temporally fucked howw come chris chan has a human swwedish girlfriend but i cant evven get my owwn booby alt to respond to me
thanks babe i'm good but i'll totally keep you in mind
it burns like a million hot needles prickin against my skin the angelic chains of bahamut FUCK
DO NO7 fucking phone me in for your flir7ing wi7[🍋🍋🍋JACKPOT🍋🍋🍋]h an 800 sweeper. I'm NO7 engaging.
Be sure you're hugging a pillow and not the Taut Obliques of Nutsack, the Clown Pervert.
~~~~~~~~ You could always make your own such mobile. It is not that difficult.
7hese are NEW ISSUES. YOU ARE FUCKED IN 7HE PAN.
I canno7 fucking s7and you.
iT wIⱡL TrY
Launched myself at the wall.
I havwe receivwed another ask. VWixtra asks: "hey am i allovved back to your ship these guys keep trying to touch my spheres and they're like really nice but kind of lovv and i just dont vvant to go against you Z:( idk if youre getting my messages im sorry if im really annoying Z:(" Let them. I do not care. @theurgyAberrant #nsfw
My descendant wvants me to change my profile image to something more tasteful and less distracting. I wvould like to ask the masses of chittr their opinion this evwvening.
Ugh. I thought wve had an understanding on discretion. But I see that is not the case.
Good grief. Howv stupid can one blasted brine blood be. At least I can breathe easier knowving there are no rats aboard.
One night I hope that she wvill acknowvledge my accomplishments. Evwverything I do is for her approvwval. One day she might see me for wvhat I am, one day wve might stand as equals. Or closer. #vwvagueposting #yearning
Truer things havwve rarely been spoken.
Sometimes the audacity of lowv bloods baffles me. WVhy do you think you get to make demands of me? This is not an equal exchange. You are beneath me and you wvill stay that wvay. You should be grateful I am givwving you the time out of my night to entertain you and you should thank me on your hands and knees. Or maybe just your knees. #vwvagueposting #suggestivwve
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸 do not knowww. https:(( https:(( https:(( https:(( https:((
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ WWW.ho www.ant me
:33 < yeaaah
>you're like every other dipshit troll jezebel courtesan harlot i've ever met who flarped being a troll soul eater fan >absolutely soulless ghoul >that being said >kinda based ig
if you based her on a fertility goddess thats on you
pity beam..
It’s only cringe if you do it. If I do it, it’s actually fine and not cringe at all.
HE'S SO FUCKING HOT...
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ WWW.e should contribute together to see www.hat happens @^,,,@"
a compatriot of mine has posted truths that many needed to hear before it was too late...! @autoClicker is to be believed (and appreciated for creating an onlyfans) but most importantly, action must be taken. the dates 4/13 and 6/12 are important for unknown reasons, though likely related to The Gods residing in my plane of reality (separate from the Outer Gods) and their mythos. many have their own theories. a popular and well accepted theory in the paractivity community is that of apocalypse; on one of these dates, the reality belt will be completely shattered, creating a world of absolute #unreality. the universe as a whole will become nothing more than a husk of itself, either creating uncontrollable chaos where you won't know who you are anymore or who you were or what time it is, shattering the concept of time and space, OR...it will all become the unknowable. it's not as if the Outer Gods have turned a blind eye to us. these dates and the activity spikes PROVE they haven't!!! those in the unknowable takeover camp believe that a watchful eye has been placed on us all for a reason, and that reason could be that we are livestock. food for the Outer Gods. it could be that we are toys in their toy box, waiting to be picked up and played with. it could be that they are making big decisions on these dates, such as whether or not to keep life in the universe going. tevsie mentions that you can bait out activity spikes, especially on these dates, and it's true. psychedelics are helpful, inducing deep dream states have been reported to help, and, yes, #gooning helps. #violence helps. i've seen people report on the paractivity forums that runner's high is a viable way to spike activity; any form of euphoria you can induce, IT WILL WORK. and you will see it. "but, Freaky Gooner!" i hear you say. "what about you, sensei? what do YOU believe?" well, i absolutely DETEST the doomer mindset found on the paractivity forums...it does nothing to get me gooning at all. "nothing matters and you're going to die and if you're not going to die, you're going to wish you were dead" is not a very sexy mindset. no. i don't think the reality belt will ever fully break, but it may be breached. "what does that mean???" we know it has happened before. Gods walking among mortals. Outer Gods sending Gods to replace the old ones. that process has stopped. there are no others. They want no others. the big bang created life. we will be crushed to death. then, the big bang will happen again, and so it goes, forever and ever and ever. that is the nature of it all, and that's backed up by real scientific theories! can the paractivity forum agree on that? no. that is why your sensei is here to right what others make wrong. there, there, Sweet One. 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓖𝓸𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓻 (Freaky Gooner) is here to make it okay. i do have a strong desire to rise to the challenge the Outer Gods believe cannot be posed anymore. i don't want Them to break apart reality, nor pierce into it, because if that happens, there's a nonzero chance pornhub and hentai haven will go down or get invaded by even more slop and I'M TIRED OF IT!!! i'm tired of trying to goon to ai women and men and others!!! there have been more and more videos where it starts out as a real video and suddenly transitions into bouncing ai people who move like they're on the moon and if i wanted moon sex, i would look up astronaut porn but i'm NOT looking at astronaut porn, i'm looking at BOOBJOBS!!! i'm here for DOMINATRIX CERULEAN WOMEN!!! where are they? where have they gone? i don't have the money for your videos on your website, so i keep trying to goon to your previews, cerulean dominatrixes. all it is is creaking leather. this can keep me going for an hour, but when all the previews run out, where am i meant to go? another rerun of yubisaki kara hanki no netsujou? whatever. in a world where chaos reigns, the porn gets worse, okay? i'm telling you this as a warning. on a basic level, trolls and humans understand sex appeal because we all see it. a computer can't see it, and i doubt the Outer Gods would produce good gooning material. but, heh...that's all just my theories. continue gooning...! and spread the word... #nsfw
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Do youhate me
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Checkit out -- autoClicker [AC] has uploaded a photo. 𝙸t's a room full of Very censored trolls. --
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Nuhuh
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ < ╰┈➤ 𝙸love you too ^~^ ╰┈➤ 𝙸'm at an.orgy grad.ing s.exe #Goon𝙸nspector
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Areyou mad at me
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ https:((
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Obliterated it https:((
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Species tourists don't knowww. about the buckets yet participate in quadrants #CultureLarpers
Of course I did, 7evsie. We bo7h ha7e Ka7[🍒🍒🍒JACKPOT🍒🍒🍒]chi.
WHERE IS V WHEN YOU NEED HER!!!!!!! @celes7ialAbsurdi7y MAMA IS SCARED!!!!!!!
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸feel so naked be.ing postedhere @~,,,@
nothin quite like seein your once pureblooded block ovverrun by lowwbloods to ruin your appetite
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ WWW.e cull the drone instead #LOVEWWW.𝙸NS
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #ScheduledPost #Ao3Updates ╰┈➤ autoClicker has uploaded a www.ork for @theurgyAberrant ╰┈➤ Vixtra x Sasuke ╰┈➤ #Hangsies #Casual #MallDate #StrifeDate #Redrom #SicklySwww.eet #XReader #.Comfort #𝙸nsecuritiesAndLove #MutantXOlive #𝙸StillHaventWWW.atchedThisShowww.F.orgiveMeForMy𝙸naccuracies ╰┈➤ 1 chapter, 9,871 www.ords
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Start.ing to think you guys only like me for my beautiful mind https://
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸'mscared to tal k to mine www.hag if she eats me
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Yasss ^~,^
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Did 𝙸 say this? @~,@"
i’m preparing for the day XD
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ ^~^
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ You guys only like me because 𝙸'm medication resistantly insane @_@"
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #AskTheDivinelyPoisoned ╰┈➤ @theurgyAberrant says "Mueheheheheheheh" ╰┈➤ Ehehehehehehehehe @~,@ ╰┈➤ Your www.rit.ing request is noted https://forms.gle/F9eGzM5Arsisfwww.4WWW.7
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸'll error 404 at the club X~,X
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Do you want taco bell money AND pretzel money
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸 am going to send you troll taco bell quesadilla ^~^
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸 kno u do ehehehehe
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Yaaa ╰┈➤ Stop by the mall on ur way and grab 12 pretzels 𝙸'll send you the money ^~^
I have anothfur debate scheduled with Kankri Vantas!..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ He's really is quite the oppawnent!..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Furry wordy, wide reaching and pawfectly considfurate!..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ I wish the university would let me debate him all the time...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸'm not playing it right now!!!
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸 like both @~,@
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ To whoever keeps paying me $50k to write the backrooms full of wonderbread https://file.garden/agS5WwzKlhVH5a2r/whoever-you-are-thank-you-family-guy.gif
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸f you look around this site long enough your OCs turn into real people @~,@
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ EHEHEHEHEHEHE
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ HA𝙸𝙸𝙸 V𝙸XTRA