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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 A LOT OF TALK FROM ON HERE ABOUT HOW YOU LOT ARE NORMAL. WELL I'M NOT. I'M NOT WELL ADJUSTED. I'M A MUTHAHAFUCKING ANIMAL. I'LL TAKE YOUR KISMESIS BY THE TIDDIES AND HAHAVE THEM SEEING PURPLE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. WHEN I BOOF MDMA I SMOKE THAHAT SHIT DIRECTLY THROUGH MY MOTHAHAFUCKING NOSTRILS. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO BE, IT WILL NEVER BE ANYTHING TO ME, AND IT WILL CONTINUE TO BE NOTHING TO ME MAN. I AM THE X FACTOR. #nsfw #substance
hey woah this website is. real. i'm surprised the internet in the caverns can like. actually connect lol
i wanna draw some fantrolls for warmupppp #ooc reply with a pic of your fantroll and ill consider!! !
not go1ng to #3r1d4nw33k would r4th3r g3t FUCK3D up 1 th1nk. LM4O.
,..,ohmigosh hiiiii you 2!!!,..,
decided 70 a77end eridan week af7er all xc s0rry f0r 7he back and f0r7h i guess im jus7 anxi0us ab0u7 such a huge even7! h0pe 70 mee7 every0ne 7here xp
,..,testing tesiting 1 2 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/db32b40aeacd.gif,..,
>([#eres a sample girlypop so u know w#at in ur in for #ttps://vasterror.bandcamp.com/track/face-yourself-beta]
also just flashed my tits wit a fan @ #eridanweek #nsfw
OfficiAl #eridanweek psa: if sOmethIng bad hAppEns to yOU AftEr EatIng the folykl slop yOU are a pussy and its yOUr fAUlt
>([gon start leavin cds a my work round #eridanweek like s#itty surprise presents for a lark]
✿ h𖧧𖧧ps://cdn.𖥧mgches𖧧.c❦m/f𖥧les/6c8af336e659.png ✿ ✿ 𖧧heres n❦ real name f❦r 𖧧h𖥧s be𖥧ng, bu𖧧 𖧧he m❦𖧧es h❦ld dreams. wh❦s dreams? 𖥧ve ye𖧧 𖧧❦ kn❦w ✿
✿ h𖧧𖧧ps://cdn.𖥧mgches𖧧.c❦m/f𖥧les/b48d76efbc94.png ✿ ✿ 𖥧 am n❦ carvepan𖧧er, bu𖧧 𖥧 d❦ enj❦y w❦❦dw❦rk. 𖧧h❦ugh my dex𖧧er𖥧𖧧y 𖥧s l𖥧m𖥧𖧧ed 𖧧hanks 𖧧❦ an acc𖥧den𖧧 𖥧 make a𖧧𖧧emp𖧧s here and 𖧧here ✿
// hi chat, just a quick update in regards to the selfie meme & the submissions: // kinda went on a drawing bender the last couple of days and am starting to feel some fatigue (icarus moment) so i'm gonna take a day or 2 to just Chill. i am pretty committed to drawing every submission i got though so rest assured i will get to yours! ty for your understanding mwah
lemme d⊙ a pr⊙per intr⊙ f⊙r mᥡ #pinned rq call me delphi ⊙r del, ᥕhatever u ᥕant l⊙l and ᥡea im studᥡin t⊙ be a sc⊙urge⊙n and all that but ur girl’s still bumpin ᥕicked beats at the revels ᥕhenever i can!! plus makin fuglᥡ d⊙lls f⊙r funsies dms are ⊙pen if u ever need a ᥡap ⊙r s⊙methin stitched up ⊙n the l⊙ᥕ :◦) #cl⊙ᥕngirlsinSTEM #selfie https://cdn.imgchest.c⊙m/files/64c32b133c01.jpeg
(( guys, dis is an incredibly kind offer, I'll draw your character FOR FREE 🔥. I dont think I can do it for every1 but I'll try my best.....! (( You can see examples of my work in my profile, I've posted them before >.>
wwe are they/thems wwithout shirts bouncing on the trampolines! our rumble spheres are all ovver this party
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Lik£, com£ to th£ #£ridanw££k aft£rparty for two th£y/th£ms #bouncingonit #shirtl£ss #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IF YOU'RE HAHAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR CHEEKS. #nsfw
For me, every day is 8ring your lusus to work day. He hates 8eing stuck in space, 8ut if I must, then he must https://iili.io/B2525Cb.png
...i literally, genuinely, sincerely *cannot* wait to go to troll cher's burlesque show. #nsfw ~~0o
// clown appreciation 🤝🤝 // god damn though, all these tall mfs are so hard to fit in frame LMAO // anyways, added to the folder!! ty for the info :3
// fuck my fat chungus life i forgot to toggle ooc but you get it
// girl yes i literally already had a nOte tO myself tO draw atrevO in scene gear this is the perfect eXcuse. tell me everything (aka where she hangs Out and any relevant lOre stuff u wanna share) XO
// keeping this pinned for ease of access (for me to see submissions ONLY!! dis ish CLOSED for now) // alllllll righty, trollcall (humancall too)! post refs and details of your ocs below (or dm if you don't want to publicly break character / just prefer that) so i can draw atrevo meeting some of them :3 no guarantees that i'll get to everyone but i'll try!!
REMEMBER THAT YOU MET GOD AND SHE’S YELLOW #ERIDANWEEK
MAYBE THE SEADWELLERS ARE GOOD FOR ONE THING, AND THAT THING IS: partying.
i jUsT WoKe uP FrOm a mOtHeR FuCkInG NaP AnD #eRiDaNwEeK Is mOrE Up aNd dOwN ThAn a bIg aSs bOoTy bRoThEr #BoUnCiNgOnIt. My pUmPeR CaN'T TaKe tHiS KiNdA EmOtIoNaL RoLlEr cOaStEr. TrOlL MiChEaL JaCkSoN GoT ShOt bRoThErS!
>([fuck everyone w#os upset about troll mic#ael jackson t#is is t#e real s#it]
i want the thick thighs nOOk sAlAd #nsfw
should i do poppers yes or yes #eridanweek
Like this post if you saw Eridan shoot Troll Michael Jackson at #eridanweek!
:33< attention chitpurr :33< boobs :33< that is all :33< #nsfw ish
just shot troll michael jackson #vviolence
its time to spin this goddamn wheel and see who gets some swagadocious art nevermind i regret saying swagadocious i cringed the bones out of my flesh ive been hanging around roxy too much this shit needs to stop anyways wheel of fate time good luck everyone
I'M IN THE MEDICAL TENT. THEY TRIED TO GIVE ME FLUIDS BUT I'M ALREADY DRIPPED THE FUCK OUT. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHIN TO ME.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 LOTTA TALK ABOUT #ERIDANWEEK. NO PARTY IS COMPLETE WITHOUT YUNG JUGG. #IMCOMING AND I'M BRINGING A METRIC TON OF ECSTASY. AN ACTUAL METRIC TON. I WEIGHED IT. #substance
hit the gym tO blOw Off sOme steam, ran intO anOther familiar face! ladies... ♡ XO —with @mercurialGOrepriest https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/94df1572d32c.png XO
wOULD IT BE WEIRD IF, i WAS AT #eRIDANwEEK AND, mY PROFILE PIC WAS, a GIRL EVEN IF, i AM, a BOY? #iMCOMING
that wwas an entertainin set i got to admit especially i wwas into the part wwhere the exceptionally spheresome clowwn caused the wwhole front roww to mosh itself to death #eridanwweek #marvvusateridanwweek
fuck i cant vwait for the afterparty maybe therell be some real music, i brought my guitar so maybe i could play vwondervwall or something #eridanweek
>([#eridanweek rules idk wtf yall are talking abt i just took a selfie wit# troll bruno mars w#ile we ate funnel cakes]
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'M AT ERIDANWEEK HIGH AS FUCK AND I'VE GOT A GUN IN MY BACKPACK. WHO WANTS TO BLOW MY BULGE BEHIND THE TEQUILA VENDOR? #nsfw #substance
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I'm surprised so many people are surprised at the shit happening at Marvus' concert. Is this 'y droogies first times at one? It's actually relatively tame with that girl healin' everyone. I remember this rustblood who was sent back to their lusus in a fuckin cardboard box. #gore #eridanweek #marvusateridanweek ]
My last link sucked let me try again. Where I'm currently at. #eridanweek https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880761702944219146/1488343266553499728/iu_.png?ex=69cc6f2e&is=69cb1dae&hm=7ddfd67c2d38f3e66823370a5cb183df2f5e3ca477cb893e40c5e14de7f9a393&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=822&height=549
^^ /\re you all really so surprised that a highblood concert would entail mass injury and/or death? ^^
-7 I find it 5o 5trange how a lot of people, e5pecially low6lood5, keep yapping on a6out different "timezone5" when per Alternian law everyone 5hould follow E5T (Empire 5tandard Time), the only real one 2-
im not gonna fuckin stop you
w)(o da fuck is ericdin y )(e get a w)(ole week. #condydecade ftr
aight im gettin FOMO and troll cher gonna b there so i MIGHT be findin myself at erifin week tmrw #potentiallycoming
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU'RE GONNA TASTE ME THERE IF YOU KEEP TALKING ME UP LIKE THAHAT. I'LL BE THERE. #nsfw
Beautiful women save me. Save me beautiful women.
~do you think marvus vvill pop a titty for us? #eridanvveek
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THAHAT'S WHAHAT I'M SAYING THIS IS WHY I FUCK WITH YOU SHAHAWTY YOU KEEP IT ONE HUNDO.
Looking forward to #eridanweek. Planning on scoping out the security around the lowblood camps. ♦️ Got to make sure our low queens are safe, right? ♦️
#Blessing your timeline with another instance of #yuriposting for the masses #nsfw https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/4471/20c5e4f425c09545aad006cd94f5b688.png?10734947
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I AM OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCING MY BID FOR ALTERNIAN PRESIDENT 2030. I DON'T KNOW WHAHAT BEING THE PRESIDENT OF ALTERNIA MEANS, BUT I THINK I'D DO A REAL FIRE JOB AT IT. VOTE YUNG JUGG 2030.
Sometimes I think about being a wwoman.
yknowv vwhy is it that all highblood babes are flat as hell no tits no ass no nothing #nsfwv
CHITTR SHADY FACT #43 • “some people only see moiraillegience as a stepping stone to matespritship and it SHOWS. concupiscent quads aren’t the only ones that matter just because you get vaporized if you don’t fill them.”
YES / OF / COURSE / ALL / FUCHSIAS / SHOULD / GET / ALONE / HONESTLY / THIS / HAS / ALWAYS / BEEN / MY / SENTIMENT! / ─┼─── EXCEPT / THAT / I / DO / GET / A / LITTLE / HOSTILE / IN / THE / PRESENCE / OF / THEM / BUT / I / HAVE / BEEN / INFORM / THIS / IS / SIMPLY / A / BIOLOGICAL / RESPONSE / ISN'T / DNA / STRANGE?! / ─┼─── LOOKING / FORWARD / TO / GETTING / TO / KNOW / YOU / FELLOW / ROYAL!─┼───
Of The Casteist Slurs Mustard Has Got To Be The Laziest. People Enjoy Mustard Generally
Seen a lotta fuchsias here. There should be a big WWE Smackdown with all of them.
L0t 4 l3sb14ns. But 1’m n0t c0mpl41n1ng. W0nk. ;)
damas caballeros y gentes estimados bienvenidos im proud to say that its time for yet another drawing raffle get your butts in here hit the fucking react buttons to get in line so i can make this list tonight no you cant bribe me im already rich so dont even try it #artraffle #art #raffle #imeatinganapplerightnow #yummy
i get it now the woolbeasts laY the clчckbeast ovas
e˅ery♡ne l♡˅es me and 1t's just s♡ hard, 1 d♡n't get why e˅erytr♡ll tr1es t♡ deny 1t
"pinned post again without the accidental body pillow attachment gomen" rankmaid-sensei (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, biography, requests, fujoshi pride, #nsfw. #nsfwe, archive rating: M ) summary: hello! 0v0 - my account is heavily nsfw + nsfwe so please be mindful and curate your chittr experience - i mainly posts fics and concepts! i accept requests through dms or in replies please do not be shy! i love making friends but i get very nervous sometimes gomen - i am a fujoshi for life and i will never stop do not ask me to - you can find out whether i am currently online by the status in my bio - thank you for stopping by ^0^ i have attached a simple selfie of me at my desk as well https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6359ad2330ce.png
helll♡♡♡ all my gl♡r1♡us and w♡nderful lesser be1ngs!!! <3 c♡me and re˅el 1n my p♡wer and gl♡ry and talk ab♡ut h♡w awes♡me 1 am!!! owo
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU, ME, A BOTTLE OF OIL, SIXTEEN CANIAC COMBOS, AND A WHOLE LOTTA BUCKETS. WHO'S WITH ME? #nsfw
alright its happening chittr critters (tm) third art raffle is greenlit for the masses just react to this post so i can get a list going youre welcome to share it to friends on here too if you want them to have an opportunity go my scarabs
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BULGE TOO FAT, CHUCKLEVOODOO TOO POTENT, GAINS TOO BIG, I GOT MY KISMESIS LEAVING MY HIVE WITH THEIR HAIR FUCKED UP, SOPOR ON THEIR CHEEK, AND A THOUSAND YARD STARE WONDERING IF THEY EVER GONNA BE ABLE TO FEEL THEIR LEGS AGAIN. #nsfw
vwoah mama https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a625b0af17b5.png #natty
TREAT ME LIKE A DOLL - GIRL RITUAL #NOWLISTENING
i need s𖦹me h𖦹t fresh bl𖦹𖦹d ......
SHARING THIS BECAUSE IT'S A GOOD PICTURE OF ME. :) ((ART MADE FOR ME BY MY AMAZING FRIENDS SHJIYEMIS ON TUMBLR!) HTTPS://I.IMGUR.COM/NFX860X.JPEG
𓋹 Screaming Underwater Feels So Nice. 𓋹
>([#c#itterconfessions #nsfw #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/efbaf5e1bba0.png]
ـــــــ I BEHOLD WITH UTTER DISGUST THE PINKBLOODED SEAFIENDS DESCENDING UPON THIS FORUM, NOT TO ENLIGHTEN, BUT TO PEDDLE! TO REDUCE DISCOURSE TO MERE COMMERCE, AND PUBLIC SPEECH TO A MARKETPLACE OF TRINKETS AND TRIFLES. EVER DO THEY SEEK TO SWELL THEIR PURSES, THESE SHAMELESS PROFITEERS, FATTENING THEMSELVES UPON THE VERY SPACE THAT OUGHT BELONG TO THE PEOPLE! IS THERE NO CORNER THEY WILL NOT CORRUPT WITH THEIR AVARICE? LET IT BE KNOWN: WE SEE THEM, AND WE NAME THEIR VICE FOR WHAT IT IS.
httpzz://cdn.imgchezzt.com/filezz/6121bf0904c9.png juzzt a tazzte? ㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ
My lu2u2 didnt rai23 no bitch. Wh3n and wh3r3????
~the one behind the posts <3 https://files.catbox.moe/mflvap.jpeg
W3ll th3y 2ay th3r32 a fir2t tim3 for 3v3rything
Wont know until w3 try hmu anytim3
time to party like a college freshman with a fake ID and the first taste of unsupervised adult freedom in their lives who joinin #shotsonme
-7 Ordering my new clownfit!! I'll 5how a pic when the drone5 delivery it =:o) honk honk #clownpo5ting 2-
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THE GRIND NEVER ENDS BECAUSE IF IT DID THEN WE'D STOP GRINDING AND WE CAN'T BECAUSE THE GRIND NEVER ENDS BECAUSE IF IT DID THEN WE'D STOP GRINDING AND WE CAN'T BECAUSE THE GRIND NEVER ENDS BECAUSE IF IT DID THEN WE'D STOP GRINDING AND WE CAN'T BECAUSE THE GRIND NEVER ENDS BECAUSE-
seein as this # has just been freed up due the economic genius a yours truly lets get some chitts tagged wwith #imcoming so i knoww wwho is giddy up to their fuckin gills for #eridanwweek
For anyone curious, this is me. Hopefully I don't l∞k t∞ ugly? https://file.garden/Z9W96iLGHwUEZPℵh/u28y9u4.png
"the shade for you" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Reader/Moirail, railpails, moirail kissing, black lipstick, more than moirail kissing, make up, yuricoded, #nsfw, bottom reader, archive rating: E) summary: your moirail helps you with your makeup... and ends up ruining it you stare up towards your moirail with a stillness in your blood pusher, lips parted slightly to allow her to run the wand of her lipstick over them at a careful pace youd told her that you wanted to try out some new makeup and that she was just the person to help, just like with everything else! "you know, y/n, i really think this shade was made for you..." she says, squinting as she focuses and begins the top lip shade? you think, trying not to laugh, its just black! your moirail is straddled on top of you to work on your horizontal body like a canvas, her hair falling like a curtain around your face as she works your eyes glance towards the bag she had pulled the tube from nearby, falling out of it various other eyeshadows and products that you... recognize she smiles as she finishes nodding her head once, giving you the chance to clarify what you suspect "is this... your lipstick? the one you have on right now?" you say incredulously, a smile forming "yeah?" she replies, taking your cheek in her hand to rub her thumb beneath your lower lip to fix some smudge thats a strange feeling... you squirm a bit under her "does it look good?" you ask meekly "hmm..." you watch as she leans down towards you, pressing her lips to your cheek and your other cheek and your forehead you burst out laughing, shoving and kicking to try and get her away "youre ruining your work!" you cry out through your joy, opening your eyes to see her staring down at you with wonderment "y/n... you look so... beautiful" "huh?" you grab her hips as she moves down to suddenly paint your neck with the same lipstick shade you both now share, gasping out a noise of surprise and pressing your knees together uncomfortably "h-hey! if you keep-... doing that... i-...!" you try helplessly, sinking your fingers into her skin your moirail pulls back with soft pants, connecting your lips properly to smear and mix your matching lipstick with warm saliva before traveling lower, and lower and lower leaving the shade that was made for you in her wake
♡ you used to call me on my palmhusk.. ♡
More art of him, when he was gold briefly. (it born an entire AU for him @aligerousCallidity << added him too)) https://i.imgur.com/J3NI44C.jpeg
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/323e01e8f2e7.jpeg
#bringitback #eridanwweek
favworite soup type? i like miso soup, but i generally just like really savwory stuff.
J0RP! https://fil_e.gard_e|\|/aUji|\|6psK2b_eHWDq/j0rp.jpg
New tag idea: #nsrd (not safe, really dangerous) for evil posts that kill you
#bringthemback #lolcats not totally sure wwhat a lol cat is but i am sure it must be wworried for itself and its pack bring the lol cats back to their pack and safety #furryfriends #bigpumper
I DO THIS FOR THE LOWBLOODS, THE MIDBLOODS, EVERY CASTE THAT NEEDS ME. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/644710206dd9.png
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WAY AHEAD OF YOU, CHECK THE ABOVE POST.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I DID LIKE SIX HUNDRED SQUATS TODAY SO IF YOU CATCH ME LOOKIN A LIL THICK TOMORROW DON'T BE ALARMED, IT'S ALL PART OF THE MESSIAH'S PLANS
D --> Horses
:33 < i started giggling to myself and snickering sooo much that i had to share this mental thought :33 < imagine a regular meowbeast but :33 < ooo3333h33hee :33 < im shaking in gigglyfits about this irl :33 < but instead of being normal :33 < it just got up on its hind legs and did a whole dance?? XDD < baah33h33h33!!! #cats #h33h33
Airtight, roll call. Yaboi might actually throw thi2 fucking party. N33d to know how much liquor i n33d to gath3r up. Byopf
All i. hear about is. pitch this or. flushed that but you never see. representation for the space in. between. Shits a. spectrum man. Got my. colorful feelings all. blended up by like a. master mixologist
?!?!youre telling me a grub FRIEd this rice!?!?
Im thinking I might bu2t out anoth3r bottl3 tonight g3t fuck3d up on main who'2 in? #2ub2tanc32
cant believe troll olvie garden still serves alcohol, brahs! }:p shoutout to @ardourCorvidae for tagging along! }:D https://file.garden/aReFoSMd7C6GgbtB/zayine_troll_olive_garden_1.png #substance
Baby your3 looking lik3 a bottl3 of ch3ap liquor how your3 driving m3 to wanna mak3 bad d3ci2ion2
L3t'2 fuckin go. Might hav3 to mak3 thi2 2hit happ3n
>([im like a girl w#o is #goingtobeokay]
2o if I thr3w a party who'2 2howing up??
I FEEL LIKE STARRING SO HARD AT SOMEONE I'VE NOW DECIDED IM ATTACHED TO THEIR SIDE
Only posting out of character, but this is the icon art i did for him! He is not mewing, he just lost his eye in a fight with alternian adult eridan (cronus did win) https://i.imgur.com/phOu8te.png
-------------------------------------OOC------------------------------------- ---------------------- PINNED POST / ACCOUNT ESSENTIALS --------------------- DISCLAIMER: If you have been blocked, please do not take it personally. Some blocks are being used more as a "mute" function, and very few are actually serious. If you write something I don't want to see, I will probably block you to avoid accidentally interacting. This may include extreme #NSFW, visual nudity, ERP, #incest, or fetishposting. Exceptions made when it's funny. Roger Rabbit Rules on all things. -------------------------------- JANE CROCKER -------------------------------- Generic Earth C Jane Crocker. 25 years old. CEO of Crockercorp. Unethical billionaire, socially controversial figure, NOT YET pursuing a career in politics. May not be canon compliant. Not married or publicly affiliated in any romantic relationship. No children (yet). Slowly drifting apart from the other Creators. Neurotic. Rude. Self-enabling. Closet case. Millennial. Spoilers from other timelines are A-OK. Doubles are great. DMs are open to all for IC and OOC interaction. Will thread in DM or move longform to MXRP.
mOtHeR FuCkErS We aRe sO BaCk!!!!! RiNg tHe fUcKiNg bIg tOp bElLs!!! BaKe tHaT PiE!! LeT ThE HeAdS RoLl aNd tHe bLoOd oVeR FlOw aNd cHrIsTeN ThIs uNiOn oF TwO FuCkInG WiCkEd sOuLs gAlLiVaNtInG ArOuNd fOr aLl oF LiFe aNd dOuBlE-DeAtH!!!!! sOmEtImEs, My wIcKeD AnD LoQuAcIoUs cLuTcH MaTeS, a mOtHeR FuCkEr's pUmPeR WiLl rEvEaL ThE HoLy tRuTh aNd yOu jUsT GoTtA StIcK It oUt nO MaTtEr hOw mAnY CrEaM PiEs yOu tAkE To tHe fAcE. #GoOdNiGhTsAnDsWeEtErDrEaMs
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHO'S TRYNA SLAM A BOX COMBO AT TROLL RAISING CANE'S AND THEN SUCK MY TONGUE IN THE PARKING LOT WITH CANE'S SAUCE STILL ALL OVER OUR FUCKING FACES? #nsfw
letss sst⚠rt with ⚠ hum⚠n pl⚠nt! ☠︎︎ FOXGLOVESS: while not the de⚠dliesst on pl⚠net, i persson⚠lly find thesse one of the prettiesst out of e⚠rth poissonss! they're ⚠ t⚠ll eleg⚠nt flower, growing up to five feet, with bell like pet⚠lss (ussu⚠lly purpless, pinkss, white or yellow.) ALL p⚠rtss of it ⚠re poissonouss when ingessted by hum⚠nss ⚠nd t⚠ke ⚠round 30 minutess to ⚠n hour to t⚠ke effect! It c⚠n c⚠usse extreme g⚠sstrointesstin⚠l problemss ⚠nd even bloodpussher f⚠ilure ⚠t leth⚠l dossess. ⚠nd yet hum⚠nss h⚠ve ussed the sstuff for medic⚠tion to TREAT f⚠ulty bloodpussherss! f⚠sscin⚠ting, right? #poissonss #e⚠rthpoissonss
🎦 dont let this fool you im eating lightbulbs tomorrow
🎦 eatin my choccy muffin rn with a snickerdoodle latte
JUST ATE A WHOLE PIZZA.
<3 #V4GU3
no i actually just invented lying for laughs and you should try it too
im mostly here to bug eridan and ruin his day.
GOING BACK TO NUTRIENT SQUARES AFTER HAVING A TREAT IS ALWAYS DIFFICULT, BUT THE ZESTUM KNOWS IT'LL ONLY HELP STRENGTHEN THE ZESTUM'S DETERMINATION TO OUT PERFORM THIS NEXT SWEEP! >:D
Im sitting here thinking to myself how much I wanna just hug my wife/matesprit's ass and just bite into it like the goddamn fiend for her I am, but then I realized that her carapace would probably break my teeth. Worth it though. #nsfw #GODILOVEMYWIFE
I understand the ethical concerns of powering ChitGPT on troll blood. However, most of the lowbloods fed to the machines are performing the menial jobs we plan to replace, anyway. Ultimately, the cost balances out. #CostSaving #SmartInvestment #FinancialAdvice - MC Oleana
and they say bitches in button-ups can't fuck
hey chittr critters (tm) so i know i was gonna do a whole art raffle thing for yall today well two of them or fuck was it three now cuz we passed 2009 anyways i need a break ill be back tomorrow hopefully
at least theres always #substances
It appears as tho+ugh the Imperial rumo+ur mill co+ntinues to+ spin falseho+o+ds abo+ut me and mine. I will be very clear. I am alive. My so+n is alive. We are alive. We will co+ntinue to+ fight this fight with each breath we take. We will never back do+wn. They want yo+u ho+peless, disheartened and afraid. They want yo+u to+ shake in the shado+w o+f their suppo+sed strength. They want yo+u to+ believe they can quash such a public threat to+ their hierarchy. If we were to+ be culled, that is no+t the end fo+r the rebellio+n. Fo+llo+w in o+ur fro+ndsteps. Lo+o+k o+ut fo+r yo+ur fello+w tro+ll. Co+ntinue the fight.
yOOO we were gOing tO the same hiveparty!! XO —with @dynamicFlOwfields ♡ https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/cf92c7691edf.png XO
Bes♰ Of Chi♰♰r #001. h♰♰ps://file.garden/zwf5bs-4bkobryeh/bes♰ofchi♰♰r/001.png
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Anyone else feel like having a total upheaval of the social order?
if yOU think im stUpId now, yOU shOUld sEE me when im high. im smArtEr than i lOOk. im the dUmbEst girl AlivE. #substance
> I have only met three tolerable highbloods in my life, and one of them stopped being tolerable because he was a coward too afraid to break away from the assigned role of his caste. What a short list.
:o( I was only gone for a short time :o( And now everyone is arguing with one another over...nothing? :o( Truly disappointing..
T-shirt that says "I ♡ glitter" and it is covered in glitter.
little surprised that it took this long im ngl thank you though
// well, john and jade are ecto-related so like, yeah that'd count
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>([it smells like straig#t up spiders in #ere]
((the true pain is that i roleplay such an ungodly amount of homestuck characters i have to choose who to make accts for without filling up my roster with literally all of them))
lets all get together to #forcefem dave strider and any iteration of her
OMG! Lik£, just got back from lik£, oliv£ gard£n with my fri£nd for lik£, clown l£nt to support all my lik£, clown fri£nds! Fit pictur£s lik£, soon mayb£? <3
they need to make a way to post on this site that doesn't put me on the top of everyones dashboard immediately IF I SPEAK IM IN TROUBLEEE
D --> Cookies and cream D --> Pec bursts at seams D --> Legs like steel beams jetfuel shan't melt D --> Insubordination doth be-get the belt #bars #slampoetry
🎦 hey #KaiFam me and the big lil man himself jerma985 are gonna be doing a joint meet n greet later today! @ the sk8 park next to the simpsons museum you know the one!!!!! first come first serve we r gonna hang out for a couple hours and then im gonna do the #BlenderChallenge live!!!!
you thiiink thiiis iiis a joke? do iii look liiike a fuckiiing clown to you? do you people actually beliiieve that iii wiiill not riiise to the top of thiiis place? iii wiiill have you all know that iii am a wiiidely beloved grubtuber wiiith many successful culls under my belt. my lusus wiiill driiink your blood whiiile miiilliiions watch and we shall see who iiis laughiiing, then.
(( he's not gonna post it himself but here's the thank-you lucky charm clover made for @archiveAddict :) https://i.imgur.com/4IHLRH7.png
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I AIN'T ARGUING WITH TROLLS WHO GOT THEM TIG OLE RUMPLESPHERES, LIKE OKAY, WHATEVER YOU SAY BOUNCY CASTLE. #substance
TOO MANY DIRK/BRO STRIDERS ON HERE. CAN YOU ALL START FIGHTING TO THE DEATH OR SOMETHING. SPLINTER TOURNAMENT.
ic vagueposting wars between a user who told people not to get mad about ic vagueposts bc its just roleplay and then turns around and makes ic vagueposts clearly motivated by ooc feelings that show within the posts way too much and roleplayer whose character is doing misogynistic incest type shit like omggg we have to go outside NOW why are we entertaining the ic vagueposts about ooc feelings u have towards other people GET SERIOUS !!
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[Attached is a badly lit video of Cronus playing Wonderwall on an expensive looking acoustic guitar. He's adequate.]
iiit's offiiiciiially over for all you fooliiish cretiiins. *iii* have arriiived upon thiiis piiitiiiful exucse for a "websiiite" and shall now begiiin doiiing the most siiiniiister of numbers. you may now bow! mmmhmhmhmhmhmhm!!!
>([if it ever sounds like im talkin out t#e side of my neck bout you dont worry boo im dunkin on w#oever u #appen to #ate t#e most #ugs n kisses]
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why does everyone want to #forcefem me this keeps happening for some reason
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHO UP TRYNA GIVE A SUBJUG'S LAP SOME NO-HANDED APPLAUSE? #nsfw
shoutout to all the women out there
guyz, sum1 is bein mean 2 me, but i don't know how 2 get them 2 be nice... i said sorz, but they r still mad x( man!
Ring ring ring! The fleepiphone ix ringing! Pick it up! #nowplaying https://youtu.be/qRvoequ5KLc?si=Td679EyvFlTU0Gtq
✿ 𖥧f y❦u sp❦𖧧 a walk𖥧ng 𖧧ubefl❦ra ar❦und muckmar𖧧yr gr❦ve, 𖧧urn 𖧧he ❦𖧧her way. 𖥧 w❦uld l𖥧ke a small break fr❦m clean𖥧ng up 𖧧he g❦re 𖥧f p❦ss𖥧ble ✿
I would like to try #vagueposting as well. It feels some of you equate have privilege over another with a moral impurity instead of a circumstance of condition. What matters not is if you are advantaged but what you do with said advantage. Ego sum ira Domini.
... No. I can't laugh yet. I've got to hold it in.
I \/\/\/\/ill take that int'consideration heiress.
HOO HOO HOO. BEHOLD, WHORES. ANOTHER POST. ANOTHER BANGER. ANOTHER MASTER PIECE! THIS TIME, TITLED : A LORD AND HIS BITCH. TO CELEBRATE THE EXPONENTIAL GROWTH OF MY POSSE. ONCE AGAIN. INCREDIBLE ART. AMAZING EFFECTS. BAD ASS MUSCLES. HOT BITCHES. AND ME, IN THE CENTER OF IT ALL. WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT. NOTHING, THAT'S WHAT. THIS IS ART AT ITS PEAK. #GORE #VIOLENCE #BADASS #FUCKINGAWESOME #AWESOME #GOESHARD #THEMAN #IAMTHEMAN #THEMAN #THE #MAN #GORE #GORE #BLOOD #TEETH #BLOODEVERYWHERE #ALPHA #ALPHAMALE #ULTIMATEMANGAKA #MANGAKA #MANGA #CHAIN #BITINGMYOWNLEGOFF #LEG #CHAIN #ART #AMAZINGART #AWESOMEART #BADASSART #INCREDIBLEART #OUTSTANDINGART #NOHATERS #DEADSISTER #SISTERKILLER #KILLER #FUCKINGBADASS #BADASS #AMAZINGINCREDIBLEART #KICKASSART #MANGA #MANGAART #ANIMEART #MUSCLES #MASCULINITY #BLOOD #DEATH #LORDENGLISH #THEMAN #IAMTHEMAN #GORE #VIOLENCE #BADASS #FUCKINGAWESOME #AWESOME #GOESHARD #THEMAN #IAMTHEMAN #THEMAN #THE #MAN #GORE #GORE #BLOOD #TEETH #BLOODEVERYWHERE #ALPHA #ALPHAMALE #ULTIMATEMANGAKA #MANGAKA #MANGA #CHAIN #BITINGMYOWNLEGOFF #LEG #CHAIN #ART #AMAZINGART #AWESOMEART #BADASSART #INCREDIBLEART #OUTSTANDINGART #NOHATERS #NSFW #BITCHES HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/6B62555FC11B.PNG
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THAT FAT FUCK ARISTOTLE TRIED TO GO AT ME BAND FOR BAND, SO I HAD TO PULL OUT THE DRACHMA STACK AND SHOW HIM WHAT A REAL EMPIRICIST DO. MUTHAFUCKER WAS LOOKIN LIKE DIOGENES BY THE TIME THAT I WAS DONE WITH HIM. MY STACKS SO HIGH AND BULGE SO FAT I HAD TO START THE PELOPONNESIAN WARS JUST TO STAY HUMBLE. #nsfw
fuck thats a good question guess we have no choice but to take turns
Imagine... pickles, an assortment of smoked cheeses, some crispy, oven-baked crackers, some prosciutto, queen green olives, and a dirty martini on the side to wash it down! How delicious, the very thought is making me hungry! #CookingwithMama #MomLife
fired my therapist now hiring requirements: tell me im pretty enable me always fill out any and all prescriptions no question at least one lapdance per session booty #nsfw
Breakfast for today. In times like this I am reminded of small blessings that he renders. Like making eggs pair so well with rice. Remember that nutrition is important, please eat something if you haven't yet. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/becbfbdd5ff7.png Ego sum ira Domini.
screw knowing what you’re putting in your body, snort the random bag of powder that fell out someone’s pocket in that back alley #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BOOFED THAT ANTIQUATED ERA GOLD PLATED TOP SHELF OLYMPIC MINOAN TZATZIKI KYKEON SO HARD I HALLUCINATED ERESHKIGAL'S GOATMEAT KEBAB POURING THAT SWEET ICHOR STRAIGHT DOWN MY FUCKING THROAT LIKE A GROG SHOT WHILE SHE PLAYED MY LIRE FOR 12 HOURS STRAIGHT UNTIL MY BULGESKIN MELTED OFF. SLOPPY TOPPY HAD ME SPEAKING LINEAR-A FOR A FORTNIGHT. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME MAN. #substance #nsfw
((sorry that todays bit is fireball wizard dot jpeg. however it has tickled me
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I WILL DO HENNYTHING FOR THE HENNY. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? HENNYTHING. #substance
hello evverypony! i hope evveryone's day started off flippin gorgeous. here's howw i wwoke up- wwith my bestest buddy right in my face! don't be jealous of his wwhiskers..... he just #wwokeuplikethis! followw me for more fun lusus updates! #zoology #furryfriends #mornings #sealsneedcoffeetoo https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c129f34f9ce6.png
i assume you have some quirk that relaces instances of "s" UUith "l". in UUhich case, that sounds "aUUesomesauce"
HELLO CHI77R. I7'S ∆ BE∆U7IFUL NIGH7, ISN'7 I7?
Troll Sisyphus must feel pride knowing he'll never be out of work. #Grind - MC Oleana
well would you look at the timme. it's crannk-mmy-hog-o'clock brb #nnsfw
Got my refreshing cherry coke after a long week! Make sure to spoil yourselves from time to time!
I have downright DELIGHTED in the company of a select number of you. This platform has introduced me to the most unlikely of cohorts, and unearthed common ground I might have never otherwise excavated. I almost forgive the rest of you for running around with your feverish hand down your trousers. #nsfw I guess.
Hellx Chittr!!! Txday I ate three apples and xne (1) slice xf bread :)))
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rEmInds me of the tImE i spent, lIkE, fIvE days in a wAtEry cAvE hAhA
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✿ ah, yes, cer𖧧a𖥧nly. 𖥧𖧧 seems n❦𖧧 all h❦pe 𖥧s l❦s𖧧 ✿
They may hate on you for farting but you got to remember. The biggetht thtarth are made of gath :)
You're my favorite su8stance a8use maxxer on chittr.
might I recommend quaaludes
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guys if i got out of my nest and streamed me djing on twitch live would you listen
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WAKE UP, SNORT FENT, DEADLIFT A FORD F-150, SNORT FENT, LEGDAY WORKOUTS, SNORT FENT, HIT UP MY MATESPRIT, SHAWTY COMES OVER, SNORT FENT, STACK PAPER, SNORT FENT, FOLD UP THAT SKINNY LITTLE PRICK KING TUT BACK INTO THE SARCOPHAGUS WHERE HE BELONGS, SNORT FENT, REPEAT. I'M JUST BUILT DIFFERENT. #substance
somthin like that theough many many great great great great great great great great grandpappys but yeagh its pretty tite (:B
idk i think mines a gamily heirloom or somethin maybe you should try ebay
Goin 2 a partey laytrrrrrrrrr who will i b seein ?
Fun s.o°da fact: The c.o°nversi.o°n rate between caegars t.o° human Amerixan d.o°llars is 10 t.o° 1 and if y.o°u think .o°therwise y.o°u are wr.o°ng
This is the SECOND CALL for TONIGHT’S ARTEFACTS - The Circlet of The Late Heiress Nemisa Krowle (120,000 Caeger) - A credibly certified authentic Sufferer journal (A negotiable starting price of 100,000 Caeger) - A Death Chronicler Grimoire (4000 Caeger) - An Ancestors Era Chuckle Voodoo Grimoire (3500 Caeger) - An Enchanted Subjuglator Club that is physically impossible to break (we tested this extensively to prove it) (3000 Caeger) 7 Ancestor Era Sufferer Pendents (Now reduced to 25 Caeger a unit from 50)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SOMETIMES ALL A MUTHAFUCKER NEEDS TO FEEL LIKE SHIT MAKES SENSE IS A PHAT WOBBLESPHERE BLUEBLOOD AND, SHIT MAN, I THINK THAT'S BEAUTIFUL 💪 #nsfw
We may encounter many defeats, but we must not be defeated.
troll alexa look up howw to extricate fist from orifice and dont fucking post my query on chittr this time #nsfww
Was never a religious guy. Opened my heart to the Signless's teachings. Honored to be potentially the first human follower.
>([im #im ive been #er i will continue to be t#em]
(( important. fhis is how she holds a pencil when she draws. https://www.playdoughtoplato.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/palmer-supinate-grasp-Playdough-to-Plato.jpg
=^owo^= Witnessing scripture being written in real time is a treat I did not know I needed. Blessed are the faithful.
You think I care about this? Ask me if I care about this, cause I do. If I had a dollar every time I cared about this, I'd be a rich man, because I care so much.
i tØØk the picture wrØng. https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/Untitled1_20260325202931.png
Thank you for the support. #Love and #Respect indeed.
(( Where better for me to trial by fire my pending cerulean, honestly? ))
He Chitted "why Does It Hurt When I Pail"
THERE'$ NO GUILLOTINE OUT THERE THAT COULD CUT OFF THE AMOUNT OF HEAD I WANNA GIVE YOU #N$FW #VAGUECHITTING
i don't think i'm hench material!
"Rarity Fighting a Giant Crab" - Cat Milly #nowlistening #devimccallion
> #w1ngwednesday h0urs lets g000 [[ 1t's chr0ma, d01ng a handstand, but fac1ng away fr0m the camera. they're sh0w1ng 0ff partly-unfurled w1ngs that l00k alm0st l1ke that 0f a peregr1ne falc0n, and what m1m1cs the ta1l 0f a sc1ss0r-ta1led flycatcher 1s fl1cked upwards 0verhead — they're just all 1n /very/ d1fferent c0l0rs t0 the b1rds they draw fr0m. a l0t 0f ra1nb0w, a fl1cker 0f g0lden 1r1descence. chr0ma seems t0 be hav1ng a g00d t1me. ]]
i am evry1's fav Gyaru chick
What'2 everybody'2 go-two after-work rIItual? II've been debatIIng on tryIIng IIce ablutIIon2 but I'm open two 2ugge2tIIon2!
:33< purroud to be a mempurr of the itty bitty kitty titty clawmittie #nsfw
Lik£, mayb£.... I gu£ss I lik£ didnt think about it lik£ that!!
ʚ♡ɞ GUUUUUYSUH!!!! LOOK AT MY LABUBU!! Isn't she just SO ABORBZ!!! OMGZ I JUST WANNA BITE HER HEAD OFF AND EAT IT OMGZZZ!!! @vibaciousCataclysm ʚ♡ɞ #Substance https://i.imgur.com/pFyEiIN.jpeg
> every0ne here l1kes tea but where's the ju1ce fans at
:33< ass :33< kittys :33< ass and kitty :33< ass ass ass ass :33< ass and kitties :33< #nsfw ish
#nsfw well apparently people do not mind my chest as much as i do! which has me wondering if i should post something else lewd too :o
Just lik£, saw this b£autiful troll and h£r ugly ass mat£sprit lik£ on my way to a party may lik£ HIC punish him.
keep horny posting I luv 2 see it #nsfw
Who is your 'chittr adored or abhored hear me out'? Responders may subject themselves to the judgements of others by supplying their own. Or administer 'hate' or 'love' reacts in accordance with mob mandate. I will begin by pronfessing a perverse fondness for The Black Cauldron's Horned King. https://i.imgur.com/ZVgT8A4.png
ʚ♡ɞ MY LABUBUS CAME IN THE MAIL!!! YAYYYYYZZ ʚ♡ɞ
This is where I chitt from. https://i.postimg.cc/FHs1pZHx/IMG-0117.jpg
My my, hov delightful...!!! Perhapz ve vill become fazt friendz then, hm?
thank you for the support.
<3-Not-arguing-with-a-sea-dweller.-Whatever-you-say-fussy-fins.-o7
i've taken up the task of attempting to smoke a whole pack of cigarettes at once. yes all twenty will go in my mouth. yes i will take the pack from droog. no i won't replace it.
Everyōne shōuld check ōut the pōōl this summer! #nsfw https://file.garden/acG3rgA0vHdP6CnE/Untitled252_20260314184441.png
just got back from patrollin the shore for errant beasts to throww into the sea wwhen i happened on a pretty little rust blooded vvixen twwirlin their hair all wwhimsical like they thought itd be cute to toss a little clowwn sludge (ugh FAYGO) into my neck a the oceans so i followwed em hivve and speared their lusus #justorphanerthings
In that casΣ, fantastic. I'll cΦnsidΣr sparing ψΦu sΦ lΦng as ψΦu plΣdgΣ ψΦur undψing lΦψaltψ tΦ mΣ. SimplΣ ΣnΦugh.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #rechit (•́⍜•̀)🎪 NOTHING BETTER THAN A GLASS OF #faygo... 🥤 EXCEPT MAYBE #fatbitches 😄 #yep #i'machaser https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/839917af4b0a.png
I'm nΦt intΣrΣstΣd in plaψing hivΣ with mψ cΦmpΣtitiΦn. At thΣ Σnd Φf thΣ night, thΣrΣ's Φnlψ ΦnΣ sΦvΣrΣign. I intΣnd tΦ makΣ surΣ it's mΣ.
NONO ITS OKAY !! Don't worry about it :]
im still debating whether aliyah should capitalize M's or not, dw
(( real as hell ur all good man
Fine, I zuppoze...but only out of pity, ahuhuhu~
(OOC: It has been so lovely to see people liking Naenia :) I would like to put the message out there that she's an adopted design from an old pal Clockwork - I'll reply here if I find their current URL so you can see their work. My other troll on the site currently is Candra Masina who IS represented by my own art. I've got an OC in the works I also intend to write here but they need a nice shiny new ref first ;D)
((I've switched to autoquirking and on instinct ive been typing out (!!!) but it's been autoquirking to (!!!!!!!!!) so it sounds like my troll just got REALLY excited for a moment