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6'4, By The Way.
bllaidds allways win eventually.
thanks for the free w meenah
࣪⊹₊˚{ {rattle rattle} omg, like, heyyyy! }*u*{ {rattle rattle} ....helloooo???? arent you going to like, let me in???? hiiii....! }6u6{ }9u9{ }6u6{ can i come in? }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ <3 + <> = let me in, <3< + c3< = keep me out #cullquette #b+e #VOTE }˚₊⊹ ࣪
I keep gummy woorms in my underwear foor quick access
despite bein a touch higher on the hemospectrum than rusties or muds pissbloods are by far the wworst a the lesser lowwbloods if you evver see me agreein wwith a talkin battery its either a skinwwalker or ivve done too many nose clams again #substance
@handMaid The shots from our photoshoot are ready. I wish nothing but good luck to you. :B #NSFW #Suggestive
Look at this everyone! Hayaah is saying she's just TOO GOOD at sex to have humorous bad sex! Talk about a prude! #nsfw⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠹⣿⣷⣶⣤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣇⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣠⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢿⣦⣘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠙⢿⣦⣄⣉⣹⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣌⣉⣉⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣴⠾⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⢿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
Will you react to this post for literally no reason at all? I just like seeing the number go up on my notifications.
shame but i mean that in a because of yourw shame way not in a it is a shame we won t know because it also rweally is implicit of being shorwt
OOC || UPDATED PINNED POST || Jane Crocker. Earth-C. Link to Carrd and gallery below. May discuss NSFW, NSFWE, extreme violence. All art is the writer's.
hey what’s up guys here like i literally am am making my first like post on apparently the honestly fucking canserous like website, like looks like like u like fuckers will honestly finally literally get the honestly premium content u deserve. make sure literally to hit that bell and follow for like more.
im literally just being nicies about it what do you want me to do utilize your eyes to charge my palmhusk Z:/ you aren't worth all that #bodyhorror
fake fan hes so o\/errated
i dont even gotta chime in you got got
that was to be polite because i do not want to be misogynistic but yes drwied ass husk
the seer guides the ball into the hoop. SLLAM DUNK
No need to get nasty Llevyn! There's no tag teaming going on, I'm just trying to keep everyone free to explore their quads in comfort!⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠹⣿⣷⣶⣤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣇⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣠⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢿⣦⣘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠙⢿⣦⣄⣉⣹⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣌⣉⣉⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣴⠾⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⢿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
never expected to tag team with that viollet bitch but, enemy of my enemy and all that
bllaidds allways come up eventually! we pllay the LLONG GAME
oh this is fucking awesome. i llove new information its so cooll and usefull
okay, ill call it there. another close match in the #cronusbabeoff, but despite getting 8 likes, mindfang is outta the running. sorry babe, call me~ roxy is movwing upwvards and onwvards! next match, vwevwe got the long legs of the lawv, neophyte redglare, up against evweryones favworite wvashboard mini-tyrant, meenah peixes! vwhos hot, vwhos not? wvote belowv! <3 or <> for redglare <3< or c3< for meenah
Stop sllacking at work. Sit at the register, not the cuck chair freak #suggestive
Hilarious. You are perhaps the closest organic being to what I am describing, and yet it still frightens you. You see your own shadow upon the walls of your own prison of thought, and you cower.
↘️some sensual.↘️
OH. OH WHAT A FuCKING STRuGGLE THAT MuCH MuST BE FOR YOu. MEENAH PEIXES. HAVING TO PICK uP THE GAY. VRISKA SERKET MuST BE DEVASTATED THAT IT IS YOu HANDLING HER ISSuES. YOu DO REALIZE. BEING PRESIDENT HAS ALWAYS MEANT. CATERING TO ALMIGHTY BIG GAY. DID YOu NOT CONSuLT THE DIAGRAMS. FROM THE PREVIOuS ADMINISTRATION. ON WHAT GAY RESPONSIBILITIES YOu WOuLD HAVE. WHAT GAY POLICIES. YOuR BITCH ASS WOuLD HAVE TO ENACT. WHAT GAYMERGENCIES. AND GAY CRISES. CONFRONT THE NATION OF EARTH C TODAY. OR DID YOu JuST SEE THE SEA PuN. AND HOP ON THE COuP DISGRACE BANDWAGON. AND EMBARASS YOuRSELF. FOR A PERPETuAL HuMILIATION RITuAL. MEETS COMBINATION DEGREDATION FETISH. IN FRONT OF MILLIONS. WHO TAKE THIS SERIFISHLY.
Oh joy the "God I need a Kismesis" poster is Virgin-shaming me. That is just what the Mediculler called for.
grift my entire forearm up your wwastechute if i get ahold of you or your golden girlfriend too
Llet it not be said that Lllevyn Bllaidd does not still drop nucllear grade weaponry upon the foollish. Gaze upon my works, ye Mighty, and Despair.
Don't often come out of my sick tricks to absollutelly stunt on a poor bastard but we Bllaidd's so rarelly agree on something I fellt the need to grab some blloodlline sollidarity whille it was there
This is so interesting. I am witnessing a cross-generational beatdown. A Thanksgiving Dinner Combo. I am not even certain what Hayaah did to deserve this but it is VERY amusing to watch.
@cationicAgonist ...👎😕🛹
watching this is just sad. shes getting the bllaidd familly beatdown. whats next, is zillan gonna pop in for a quick 1-2?
I go to all this troublle to get the Journall Factory saved and you still post all your dirty llaundry on a publlic forum. Maid of Llife is right, for you were cllearlly Maid for a Llife of Humilliation
Lol.
She got owned by that guy, the Duellist.
You are my most lloyall solldier.
That may not have been a haiku but I do still consider it bars, and thus, it enters the factory line of rechits.
When going to battlle against The Duellist, take Two L's. One for your lloss in a contest of martiall prowess, and one for the utter decimation of thy spirit. That is why they call me the Due-LL-ist.
You may take this LL, in doublle.
This is mine own post.
Oh? What is this? My most seriall harasser is asking me to lleave her allone? How strange. How odd. How amusing. How sad.
I do bellieve we "gottem"
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How scary would it be if everything was the same except Scratch's chromedome was actually made of flesh?
for the record, im not a rampant misogynist because i secretly vwanna be a wvoman. im in it for lovwe of the game.
a seer guides a knight his blade throbbing and sturdy under the moonlight
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 1: rose lalonde #nsfwv #nsfvwe #substance #dubcon #cagttl first in my kinda arbitrary order is rose lalonde, rosie, blondie, cutest babe to evwer scovwl at me. trunkbeast in the block, yeah youre gonna need one into dudes, but thats more common that youd think. wveirdly more common than some of the other gals into gals, ewven. second point of order, roses are freaks. ewvery single one, iwve newver met one that isnt. this means that youvwe got an in, but not necessarily an easy one. youvwe gotta prowve to her that you can provwide wvhat her owvn fucked up pan vwants. usually this means dealing wvith her lusus issues. she wvants a masculine figure to giwve control to so that she can pretend like she isnt messed up about mommy. her loss is your gain. theyre also usually drinking too much of the seer juice, so doing stuff they vwouldnt expect is a good in. that or shes drinking the soporifics, dont see this one super often, but the vway to take advwantage of that is obwvious. wvhatewver it is, just position yourself as someone she can giwve control to. a fawvorite line of mine is "wvhos gonna believwe me anyvways?" my personal fawvorite is the "oh no please dont" style rose. this is the one that showvs off wvhat shes got, puts herself into situations, but acts frosty anywvays. think of her like a meovwbeast. you cant come on too quick, you gotta let her come to you, figure out vwhat she wvants. a good compliment vwill usually set her off in the right wvay, preferably something crass as possible to immediately get her off-balance. tits or ass wvorks, though some vwont be impressed by that, so get creatiwve! once youwve got her on the defensiwve you can figure out vwhat her thing is. does she get off to the shame of being seen around a dude like you? do her knees go vweak at the idea of taking orders? cant handle some trollhandling? shell hiss and scratch a little, but keep up the pressure and shell crack. shell get all blushy evwen as she snarks, and shell call you a creep but she wvont stop you. these ones lowve getting taken somewvhere priwvate to "chevw you out" wvhen really they just wvant an excuse to giwve you the chance to feel em up evwen more obwviously. then youwve got the magic dabblers. magic is fake as hell, obvwiously, i think vwhat they technically do is majykks or howvevwer you spell it. doesnt matter. these ones are bored as hell and theyre wvilling to make it just about anyones, uhh... the opposite of a problem. you see a rose thinking about testing a spell from some spooky tome on herself, encourage it, shes one of these. if they can find some excuse to giwve you the reins, they wvill. find a vway to justify your ovwn magical acumen. these are usually the type wvho wvanna givwe up control, wvanna stop thinking, so take charge and giwve that to em. i think if you leawve any rose alone vwith an esoteric tome long enough she becomes one of these, so go for it if thats vwhat youre into. if youvwe got a rose vwho doesnt seem to fall into either category, but youre sure she could like dudes, then you gotta mold her yourself. make jabs at her competence, emphasize hovw easy it is for you to push her around physically, make her feel small. shell push back, but youre prodding at stuff shes already thinking about herself. shell nevwer accept you as her equal so you gotta tear her dovwn until shes about to implode, then offer yourself as a shoulder to cry on. a confidante. she can trust you, vwho wvould you tell, vwho wvould believwe you? then you make your mowve. make her feel useful, use her, make her think that givwing you her body is just as good as wvovwing you wvith her mind. you gotta be her rock. the genetic predisposition to soporifics abuse is a great help here. shes used to feeling this wvay, ewven if she cant admit it, you gotta make it feel good. make her associate this state vwith pleasure, wvith you. if you can do that, youvwe got her in the palm of your hand. alright, time for the rating bod: roses havwe a lotta wvariance, ivwe seen em scrawvny and iwve seen em curvwy as hell. bonus points for being blonde and making the best faces vwhen theyre mad. 8/10 vwariety: 9/10 you can get a rose for just about any mood you might havwe, but theyll usually act grumpy about it ease: you gotta wvork a little bit to make a rose put out, but theyre usually entertaining enough its not frustrating. 6/10 personality: i lovwe em for their rambling, makes for fun banter, but i can see hovw itd put some people off. the ice queen schtick really does it for me those 7/10 ovwerall? ten outta ten babes, cant complain. im alwvays happy to see a nevw rosie in the bubbles and figure out her deal. usually her deal ends up being an unhealthy obsession vwith xeno-biology
Tbh Megane-san could get it. He is literally so kawaii and sugoi
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↗️THEY SERVE FUNDAMENTALLY NO PURPOSE WITHIN THE OFFICERENA.↗️ ↘️they are better suited to servicing the power grid of which the office blocks and cullporate parks subsist off of.↘️ ↗️WHO WANTS TO SHARE REPORTS WITH A QUADRAHORNED PSYCHIC.↗️ ↘️they are literally hatched for one purpose, they do not need to bother becoming salarytrolls before their commitment to the helm.↘️
aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BITE BIT VBEITE BI OH hyaaayyyyh hooryeh -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
anghel TEHRSA HIVE INTRUdIER IN MY HIBE BITE BITE VITE BITE -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
⧃ Maybe I should play that damn game. Everyone else seems to be having a lovely time with it. DISCLAIMER: This is a joke. Nobody seems to be having a lovely time with it.
Ooh, I love this monkey's paw. One of its fingers just curled but that likely only means good things.
I was QUITE ceremoniously invited to appear on the next episode of Rumble! After clearing my schedule, having the garments for the event custom-tailored, and hauling myself all the way down to the Patch, it was only after physically climbing into the ring that I discovered that we CANNOT proceed. Because someone (@golgothasTerror) couldn't hit me. Or even stage-hit me. Or even convincingly raise his fist to me. We tried for over an hour. I thought he was going to toss his cookies from sheer stress at one point. We cut the line on that catch when he began to sizzle and glow. I suppose I ought to find it sweet, but I'm moreso inconvenienced by the way I am squeezed into this MINUSCULE leather getup with nowhere to take it. :|
easy there its just a little dersite humor take your sensitivve ass back to prospit
they wvere damn fine too
(( why is it that when you google "glaive" instead of the beautiful medieval weapon, you get this white boy
You rest, forgotten, in a lonely corner of PARADOX SPACE. Though you once had a name, you left it behind after gaining minor notoriety and earning a title as a scourge to the forsaken and haunted cove you spent your early sweeps in. Your later years had you finding a small community that under great leadership and noble ideals became a TRUE REBELLION. You are called THE DUELLIST in deference to your prodigious combat prestige despite your disabled body and mutated psionics forcing you to lean into martial prowess, a skill learned in your youth education. This, in combination with your advanced tactical aptitude, made you defacto SECOND-IN-COMMAND of your impromptu rebellion. You have no interest or time for quadrants, as your whole being is in service to your charge, and the most radiant and righteous woman you have ever met. This is entirely unrelated to any feelings of romance, you assure those who ask, which is not very many people, for you have been dead for eons, after a grisly demise earned in service to your Lady. In your death, you continue your hobbies that you had in life to fill the endless free time. You are the sole practicer of the unique art of ELECTROSMITHY, manipulating metals psionically through electromagnetism to smith weapons and tools. You like to write HAIKU to stimulate your linguistic skills and you can play a MEAN CELLO. None of these could ever contend with your whole and unflinching, entirely platonic SERVICE to she who is the LIGHT OF YOUR LIFE AND DEATH. Your trolltag is callouslyCynical and you tend to Speak short of word and dignified of tone, which itself tends to create metaphorical space between you and those who would be close to you.
↗️🪷🌳🌸GO TO THE🌸🌳WOODS🪷🌸AND STAY THERE🌸🌳🌳🪷DEGENERATE.↗️
bitch
takke Yoчr shirt off
This is how AdULTS solve their Problems HAdEEd
This entire lineage makes me just pite.o°us s.o° here https://cdn.imgchest.c.o°m/files/12edef626e3e.png @gr.o°ssAnalysis
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Do you think the cueballs are my friends
shes gonna be so fuckin confused why everyone is saying hi to her on the timelline
YOU CANT FOOL ME INTO BASKING IN NANOBOTS
Continuing the history of Uesugi Karkat from his courtesan era: The life of a courtesan had educated the Akatsuki in language, poetry, refinement, and performance before a small audience. The next chapter of his life would prepare him to perform in front of a large one. Chosen for youth, beauty, and the type of androgynous features that can be easily slanted towards femininity with a little cosmetic prestidigitation, the life of an ONNAGATA — a Grubuki actor who plays predominantly feminine roles — afforded the troll who would become Uesugi Karkat tremendous fame, recognition, and inordinate wealth for a commoner of foreign hatching. As a former Boiran, the Onnagata had already learned how to wear the feminine grace of a courtesan like a costume in the theater of the Trollshiwara red light district. It was for this reason that he was scouted to play one of the most prestigious roles in any Grubuki play — the leading female role of Aggaei Makkie in the play "The Florastalk of Troll Edo" — for which the character, a commanding, fiercely loyal, and deeply passionate high-ranking courtesan, spurns a wealthy, but abusive highblood customer to protect her quadmate in one of the most famous monologues of scathing, acerbic, pitch-black venom ever recited in Grubuki theatre — the AKKUTTAI. It was for channeling this performance with such peerless vitriol that Uesugi Karkat became one of the most famous Onnagatas of the Troll Edo period. Naturally, the life of a Grubuki actor means constant pressure. Rehearsal, training, perfection of one's craft. Many onnagata of the time preferred to live their craft vicariously at all times, adopting a female persona through which to hone their "method" in everyday life. This was not the case for Uesugi Karkat, who shed his many-colored persona when off the stage to don nondescript gray robes whenever possible. Yet the constant pressure of life in a Grubuki theatre troupe and his ability to navigate it with grace made him both a leader among his fellow actors and something of a popular figure with the stagehands who he commiserated with in the wings. It was from these stagehands, many of whom were well-versed in the art of securing props with ropes, fastening theatrical rigging, and tying elaborate, functional knots, that the famed Onnagata would learn one final skill from the world of the theatre — one that would lead to his secret life as the NAWASHII. More of Uesugi Karkat's history to come in the following chitts. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ee6014bb70e8.png #uesugikarkat
↘️hhello.↘️
Might fuck around and play the fucked up game
-^Ttechnically. I g∇ess. Yes. B∇t. I didn'tthink it wo∇ld do that^-
Much of Uesugi Karkat's early life is completely unknown. Due to his total hemoanonymity over the many sweeps of his time in East Alternia, it cannot be deduced what province, prefecture, or continent he hailed from before his sudden arrival in Trollshiwara, the famous red light district of Troll Edo. What remains consistent is this — he arrived as a foreigner who did not speak the language, seemingly fallen out of the sky and into the cart of a local brothel owner. The owner was purportedly so taken with his boyish beauty and gap moe tsundere personality that he immediately set him to work as a courtesan within his business. It was here that Uesugi Karkat was first referred to by his East Alternian title, the AKATSUKI. Under the strict tutelage of the other courtesans, he learned to dance, sing, play music, pour tea with delicately trembling wrists, feign laughter at unfunny jokes, and weaponize the nape of his nugstalk in the way that an anglerfish lures its prey into its abyssal maw. However, accounts from the other brothel workers say that he was too ornery and foul-mouthed to do any of these things without erupting with rage. He did, however, learn the local language with surprising acuity, and the courtesans were deeply impressed with his natural propensity for writing romantic long-form poetry. Furthermore, rather than selling his concupiscent services as a low-ranking courtesan was expected to, the Akatsuki was supposedly so renowned for his talents as a pale quadrant advisor and ashen mediator that guests of some of the highest castes in Troll Edo sought him out solely for his comfort and advice. No information on the Akatsuki's hemocaste could be discerned during this time, due to never once shedding his genetic material with any customer or courtesan alike. In fact, so preternatural was his ability to touch the pusher of a customer without ever shedding his kimono that within three sweeps, he had already reached the prestigious rank among courtesans of a Boiran (boy oiran), which offered him considerable wealth and empowered him with the right to turn away any offer made in poor taste, even if they were of a higher-blooded caste. It was due to this prestige that he was later discovered by his next wealthy benefactor, who was the leader of a troupe of Grubuki actors, and began his next career as the ONNAGATA. Attached is one of the most popularly sold woodblock-print wall scrolls of his likeness, titled "Delicious Fucking Shit," for the ambiguity of its referral to either the grub-tempura or the courtesan himself. More of Uesugi Karkat's history to come in the following chitts. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/17e0aad9aa46.png #uesugikarkat
HEЯR: YOU'D BETTEЯR _OT BE CЯRAWLI_G UP IT SCAЯRY STYLE WHE_ I GET HOME! ME:
#SorryLol #ITolerateIt #But #IDont #LIKE #It
↘️i like the way my current toothpaste tastes.↘️
↗️I ONLY PRACTICE MY ABLUTIONS IN A PRONG WASHING STATION.↗️
✧˗ˏˋNOW THIS is a sign of a great employee, ➰➰➰ROLL OVER➰➰➰ WHILE YOU'RE AT IT!ˎˊ˗✦
↘️none of my superiors are lowbloods.↘️ ↗️THEY ARE CALLED SUPERIORS FOR A REASON.↗️ ↘️they aren't called "random trolls pulled from the gutter to pad the profit margins" for a reason.↘️ ↗️SO MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE YOUR OWN ADVICE.↗️ ↘️defer to someone who has more experience in the cullporate park.↘️
↘️denoting that there appears to be an excess of cullporations who employ the lower castes, prong over horn, in administranglive or manglement roles.↘️ ↗️DO WE HAVE NO BETTER FODDER FOR OUR WORK PLATFORMS.↗️ ↘️do we have no higher stock for our worksquares.↘️ ↗️SHOULD THESE INDIVIDUALS NOT BE DOING SOMETHING MORE BEFITTING OF THEIR SOCIETAL ROLE.↗️ ↘️such as scrubbing the tile in the ablution block.↘️ ↗️OR CRAMMING THEMSELVES INTO THE NUTRITIONAL SUPPLEMENT DISPENSING MACHINE, TO FISH OUT LOST CHANGE FOR THEIR SUPERIORS.↗️ ↘️your board of directors must be full of bleeding pushers.↘️ ↗️DISGUSTING.↗️
can i say this novw that it aint during an hour? wvho wvants to wvear a vwiolet collar for me? #nsfvw
↗️THE WARMTH YOUR CASTE RADIATES IS PURELY USED FOR PRE-TOASTING THE SITPLANES OF EVERY CORPORATE SUPERIOR.↗️
↘️i will remember this comment fondly, when i am looking at the rustblooded fin-n-out cashier, because that is literally the only job you people are designed to have.↘️
↘️i think the limeblood should have nothing to say here.↘️ ↗️YOUR CASTE IS REPRESENTED BY A SEA OF UNMARKED GRAVES, IDIOT.↗️
↘️get whipped harder, goldflop.↘️
#OkaySoWeAre #Not #WatchingSpeedRacer #WhichIsGood #BecauseIfItWon #IdProbablyHaveToNixIt #UnlessIKnewForAFactHayaahWouldBeThere
but what would you do w1th an 1mmortal undead army 🤔
ANGELS' NUTRITIONBLOCK EPISODE 8 SUMMARY .. The episode makes use of the outdoor setting for the commencement to have some pretty establishing shots and a proper barbecue type dinner service. Well, if you like your barbecues to not have real steak. Inspirational quotes from the steer-horned valedictorian's speech are cut in where relevant or comedic. SOY BURGERS (RAS, APP): Meenah Peixes(14, 8) -2 TOFU (GRA, DEX): Vixroy Altrom (11, 10) -3 GARNISH (GRA, PLC): Lorn Ryder (8, 10) +1 APPETIZERS (APP, DEX): Junoia Covela (8, 4) -1 DESSERT (IMG, GRA): Lorn Ryder (9, 6) +1 Overall the service goes well enough. The kitchen gets a bit backed up as arguments start over how to properly prepare the dishes, but Lorn manages to hold the team together. Some of the students and faculty interviewed give stone faced smiles for the buffet on display, but plenty genuinely enjoy the vegan offering. After her speech and dinner they interview the valedictorian herself. She sniffles, and gives the service a ten out of ten. Chef Godeux is less forgiving when they return to the Angels' Nutritionblock. Service went adequate, but at this point in the competition he demands perfection. He has especially scathing remarks about Meenah's ability to work in a brigade. However at the end of it all, it's Junoia he asks to step forward. He has high praise for her and admits surprise at how quickly she adapted despite lacking a strong culinary background. However strong her skills may be however, she's the current weak link. He offers a handshake and a hug if she'll take it, and allows her to leave wearing the black jacket. JUNOIA COVELA has been eliminated. Three remain.
[Attached is a video of a bookshelf that is lined with all sorts of things in jars, just as promised. One of the jars is filled with a thick, almost tar like substance that is rivaled only by the void in its darkness. It has a faint glimmer of what can only only be described as faint traces of starlight. A gloved hand taps a few different parts of the jar gently and the ichor reacts by greedily lapping itself against wherever Casper's finger touches. Directly next to that jar is the perfectly preserved eye of a purple blood.] So I'm thinking these would be my prototype stuff.
It feels like a really sound plan.
No don't listen, do it
So would it be inadvisable to prototype this jar of ichor from an Ancient One I have just sitting in my room??? I don't intend on playing the mass psychosis game, I just wanna know what the blood of an old one would do wrt sprite stuff as well as the final boss.
w. wait hwat
think the c0ast is clear for the final #fatassfriday 0f the night before i gtf0. never ask about my meth0ds. https://64.media.tumblr.com/f7e93a070ddf5ec244ea815c781b4549/32ebea8534668a62-47/s540x810/b35fe3d21c81a86250cbcb0b43eb7f00f65c3ecd.png #nsfw ((pink8seed again!))
nothing bad evwer happens to the amporas
wvorking on part 2 novw, just gonna note, been tagging these #cagttl. so if you wvant to see my epic posts, make sure you dont accidentally block the #cagttl tag, okay? okay
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Rest in the gutter @abattoirsGutter Cause of death: squished under the pressure of cooking something remotely edible.
..youd probablly still enjoy watching it at lleast.
i aint discllosin that. youll know if she uses it, you wont if she doesnt. im not sure she even thought of it.
wonder how hayaahs gonna resollve this situation. she technically has a bit of a lloopholle sollution, but idk if shed wanna do it. #wrothestorment
)(e)(e)(e)(e)(e)(e)(e)(e)(e)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A! Y---------ES! DO IT! DO IT!!!!!
id almost go as far to say for )(owever petty you called me, you did t)(e exact same t)(in. and i dont fault you. feels GOOD, doesn't it, JUST TO L-----ET IT ALL GO.
in my defense, you really did dig yourself into a )(ole )(ere. you ASK-----ED for t)(is, explicitly, slit)(erin into my DMs tantalized by t)(e prospect of revenge for bein slig)(ted. w)(y, i was ready to bury t)(e )(atc)(et, but you, you INSPIR-----ED me. i )(ave to t)(ank you for it. i almost lost )(ope for t)(e sad sacks on t)(is site. wrot)(e still )(as )(is bounty. if you won't die, and )(e fails, and fails payin me, )(e dies. it's simply t)(at simple.
↗️OKAY, SO IT'S LUSII APPRECIATION DAY FOR GIRLBEAST CUSTODIANS WHO HAVE EFFECTIVELY RAISED THEIR CHARGES INTO THEIR ADULT MOLTS.↗️ ↘️so why is it that my lusus↘️ ↗️WHO IS OF THE MALE DENOMINATION↗️ ↘️is upset that i did not get him any sort of special appreciation barley.↘️ ↗️WAIT YOUR TURN.↗️
Yeah, yeah. Money. I'll give you your pair of Nike's worth of dosh.
Guys, I typoed while slam dunking Wrothe. I think I need to let Hayaah kill me now.
i love being a stupid moron its my job
*jingles jesterly across the tl omw to pay the empress a whole fifty dollars and twenty cents*
Something that I don't regret? Ya
Ya I'mma just pay the 502 caegars. Does Hayaah hhave to beat my ass first?
i )(ave compiled t)(e results of t)(e audit. and it seems t)(ere is a s)(ockin turn of events. you see, initially, t)(ere was only... ON----E bidder w)(o put in 501 caegars. t)(at... was WROT)(-E AIARAY, @gratuitousAnnuity w)(o wis)(ed to be paid in servin t)(eir empress. BUT. AT T)(-E V-----ERY LAST S----ECOND. ANOT)(-ER BIDD-ER )(AS -ENT-ER-ED T)(-E FRAY. AND BID... 50/2/ CA-EGARS. t)(e bounty )(as been awarded to... CASP-ER... aka @c)(illerAficionado w)(o )(as been granted t)(e )(onor of servin t)(e bounty. Casper must now eit)(er fulfill t)(e bounty and end t)(e life of )(AYAA)( )(AD-E-ED, aka @cationicAgonist and recieve t)(eir payment... or in failure, pay t)(e fine of 502 caegars. T)(-E C)(OIC----E IS YOURS )(APPY )(UNTING!!!!!!
It is not my pllace to tell you.
࣪⊹₊˚{ okay, yeah, full offense but if youre a soda drinker then i know that youd literally drink pond water if it was dyed a pretty enough color }9_9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ SOOOO uncouth. OMG. dont even talk to me, sugarbreath }˚₊⊹ ࣪
🞜 i wasnt aware people still did horn thickness theory.
getting a followup update from my earlier chit to shreds you say
Teehee.
#SoYoureLivingRoadkill?
if it doesnt work out im s)(owin up myself
i aint forgotten s)(it, im waitin peak )(ours today just to continue t)(e damn auction sleep lig)(tly mot)(erfucker
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/81481b0ab089.png @lilShitpeta
lIFE COULD BE DREAM,
↘️i am so sorry for not being able to catch this image the second it was posted.↘️ ↗️I WAS LOCKED IN, MISTER AMPORA.↗️ ↘️but i am about to paint you an illustrious image.↘️ ↗️PICTURE ME, AN OFFICEDRONE↗️ ↘️(not like that)↘️ ↗️CREATING A SPREADSHEET TO PROPERLY ORGANIZE THE CHANGING SHIFTS OF MY LESSER COWORKERS.↗️ ↘️the trolls they scrape off the floor at nutrient consumption establishments and put to labor, as if they are capable of any thought higher than "i need to wake up tonight and suckle down a puck-shaped meat patty of debatable tenderness and also succulence."↘️ ↗️NOT ENTIRELY UNSIMILAR TO THE ALGAE AND THE OTHER MICROORGANISMS ADHERED TO YOUR BOAT.↗️ ↘️what i would give to be there with you.↘️ ↗️FOR POSSIBLY THE FIRST TIME IN MY SEVERAL SOLAR SWEEPS SPENT BASKING IN MY EMPLOYMENT, I AM WISHING I COULD FORSAKE IT ALL.↗️ ↘️i would literally give anything to be there.↘️ ↗️THE FIRST THING I AM NOTICING ABOUT THIS IMAGE IS NOT EVEN THE REFINED CLOTHING↗️ ↘️or lack thereof↘️ ↗️IT IS THE CRISP, UNDERSTATED LUXURY OF A GOOD SHIP.↗️ ↘️you have removed yourself from the color pallet typically denoting the royal lineage of your blood color.↘️ ↗️FORESAKEN THE TYPICAL SCHEME ASSOCIATED WITH THE RULING CLASS IN LIEU OF OPTING FOR HIGH VISIBILITY OPTICS AND A MORE MUTED, UNDERSTATED SENSE OF REGALITY.↗️ ↘️in removing the violet, you have only managed to make its presence more prominent.↘️ ↗️BY CONTRASTING YOUR FORM AGAINST THE PALE, STURDY FIGURE OF BOTH THE SHIP↗️ ↘️and that hunk of squishy, biologically inferior but ultimately still capable and vastly more responsible, human male meat↘️ ↗️YOU HAVE FURTHER STATED YOUR SOCIAL INFLUENCE AND INNATE BULB OF BUSINESS WITHOUT EVEN SAYING ANY WORDS.↗️ ↘️by lowering yourself, you have ascended.↘️ ↗️BY BEING STILL, YOU HAVE DONE IT ALL.↗️ ↘️you have fought a war without even lifting one of your muscular, strong prongs outward to command your army of underclassmen and pieces of bloodshed fodder to do your bidding.↘️ ↗️BUT YOU WOULD NOT EVEN BE ABLE TO TELL THAT MUCH, THE STARK LINE OF MUSCULATURE THAT EXTENDS FROM THE FLARE OF YOUR GILLS TO THE SLOPE OF YOUR TRUNKONOUS PECTORALS, STATING THAT YOU ARE ANYTHING BUT SOME KIND OF PASSIVE, LAZY MONARCH.↗️ ↘️you are an active ruler, an antagonist against those bathing themselves in the water of funemployment.↘️ ↗️A GREAT OCEAN FINBEAST, WITH ROWS OF FANGS SO NUMEROUS THAT THE ONLY THING I AM LEFT SAYING IS↗️ ↘️"we need a bigger boat."↘️ ↗️YOU ARE SMELLING BLOOD IN THE WATER, AN APEX PREDATOR WITH THE HONED PHYSIQUE AND BIOLOGY TO BACK IT UP.↗️ ↘️an essence of vicious business acumen that is sure to send every feeble investor and lesser-panned predator alike quivering in the wake of your attentions.↘️ ↗️YOU ARE MAKING WAVES, BOTH LITERALLY AND METAPHORICALLY, KNOCKING DOWN PROSPECTIVE ENEMIES BEFORE THEY HAVE EVEN DEIGNED TO↗️ ↘️foolishly↘️ ↗️RAISE THEIR WEAPONS AGAINST YOU.↗️ ↘️now, there is little in this image to dissect in regards to your fashion.↘️ ↗️I AM TYPICALLY QUICK TO PICK OUT THE FLATTERING CUTS OF MATERIAL, THE CURVATURE OF YOUR TAILORED UNIFORM, THE LOWLIGHTS THAT ARE TURNED INTO HIGHLIGHTS BY THE CAREFULLY MANUFACTURED AND CORPORATE IMAGE YOU HAVE BEEN PORTRAYING IN TANDEM WITH THE EVER-FLATTERING MISS CROCKER.↗️ ↘️you have bowed your crown, but it is solely for adjusting.↘️ ↗️HER DEDICATED, STRONG GRASP CAREFULLY ARRANGING THE PROVERBIAL, ORNATE GEMSTONES OF YOUR HEIRLOOM HATCHRIGHT.↗️ ↘️she possesses many of the traits that you do, a composition of two complete portfolios that has my coffers sweating preemptively at the idea of your↘️ ↗️LUCRATIVE DEALINGS.↗️ ↘️i cannot imagine what goes on behind the vertical support structures of your workblock.↘️ ↗️BUT I LITERALLY WISH WITH ALL OF MY PUSHER THAT ONE NIGHT I AM ABLE TO BE BROUGHT UP TO YOUR LEVEL↗️ ↘️temporarily ascended from the bottom by your firm, broad, guiding, principled, reassuring, smooth, capable, unyielding grasp↘️ ↗️TO "SIT IN" WHILE THE BIG BARKBEASTS DISCUSS PLOTS I CANNOT EVEN CONCEPTUALIZE↗️ ↘️let alone realize↘️ ↗️ON MY OWN TIME.↗️ ↘️i am salivating at the notion, my bodily excretions churning with the sluggish pumping of my↘️ ↗️THRUMMING BLOODPUSHER.↗️ ↘️like i was saying, there is little to denote about this particular serving of fashion and prestige.↘️ ↗️EVERYTHING IS LAID OUT IN ITS MOST SIMPLISTIC FORM, A FAVOR DONE TO ALL TREMBLE-NODED LESSERS.↗️ ↘️our thoughtsponges cannot process an overwhelming amount of information, and you are literally so gracious as to sample us only bite-sized morsels of what we are granted the privilege of witnessing.↘️ ↗️YOU ARE SERVING UP LOOKS ON A NEED-TO-KNOW BASIS.↗️ ↘️and i am living for it.↘️ ↗️I AM CHAMPING AT THE BIT FOR MORE, BUT YOU ARE RESPECTFULLY STRIPPING AWAY EVERY FROUGHT ASPECT WITH THE KINDEST REGARDS TO MY FLOUNDERING THOUGHTCAVERN.↗️ ↘️i do not know where i would be if it weren't for you, but i shudder to imagine.↘️ ↗️WHAT YOU HAVE GIVEN ME I WILL TAKE IN BOTH OPEN FONDLEPLANES AND DENOTE WITH AS FEW, SUCCINCT, ACUTE SENTENCES AS POSSIBLE.↗️ ↘️i do not want to make this "hypepost" overly wordy, as we all know that your caegar-squandering unpaid interns cannot possibly possess the IQ points necessary to read this.↘️ ↗️MUCH LESS TAKE IT ALL INTO THEIR DIGESTION CHAMBER AND RUMINATION GLAND FOR A PROPER BREAKDOWN OF THE STAUNCH WORDS OF TRUTH I AM SPITTING LIKE A WAD OF CHEWED RUBBER MASTICATION DEVICES ONTO THE GRASS.↗️ ↘️i have come to understand that "earth c", the planet you are calling home is devoid of all alternian glories↘️ ↗️BARRING YOUR CASTE-DESIGNATED FEATS OF DOMINATION AND ALSO CLASS↗️ ↘️but i can literally only imagine that your slackluster office staff's pans have been corroded by acid rain.↘️ ↗️LITERALLY SO MISFORTUNATE.↗️ ↘️the cut of your pure black swim trousers is possibly one of the most flattering i have ever seen.↘️ ↗️LIKE A WINDING RIVER THROUGH CHISELED, GREY ROCKS, GLISTENING WITH A SHEEN OF WATER↗️ ↘️and in your case↘️ ↗️ALSO PROBABLY SWEAT FROM THE HOT, BEATING HEAT OF EARTH'S UNBEARABLE BUT ULTIMATELY WALKABLE SUN↗️ ↘️i can track your line of influence.↘️ ↗️FROM THE STAUNCH JUT OF VIOLET THAT INFLECTS YOUR CLASS, DOWN THE GENTLE DIVOT OF YOUR BULGING PECTORAL LIFTMUSCLES, OVER THE LANDSCAPE OF YOUR ABDOMEN THAT DIVIDES ITSELF INTO CATEGORICAL DISPLAYS OF YOUR UNDERLAYER↗️ ↘️(abs)↘️ ↗️LIKE A PACKAGE OF PRE-SECTIONED AND PORTIONED GRUBLOAF, DOWN TO THE REINFORCED, WATER WICKING COVERINGS OF YOUR TOP-CLASS SWIM APPEAREL,↗️ ↘️your violet influence reigns supreme.↘️ ↗️THE SLIGHT SHEEN OF THE MATERIAL TO REFLECT THE RIBBINOUS LIFEFLUID THAT COURSES THROUGH YOUR THUNDEROUS VEINS, MATCHING PERFECTLY WITH YOUR GRUBSCARS AND FRILLED GILLMATERIAL↗️ ↘️is almost too perfect.↘️ ↗️YOUR SWIMSHORTS ARE PAYING DIVIDENDS.↗️ ↘️and housing heft funds, i am sure.↘️ ↗️I WOULD BE REMISS TO NOT MENTION THE ADDITION OF YOUR OPPOSING-COLORED DRAWSTRING.↗️ ↘️in my pusher of pushers, i want to believe you are paying homage to your elite employee.↘️ ↗️THAT YOU ARE ENGAGING IN BASE-LEVEL FLATTERIFICS TO GAIN MY FAVOR, AS IF I AM NOT LITERALLY THROWING MYSELF TOWARDS THE SCREEN FOR EVERY PHOTOGRAPH YOU POST AND INTERACTION YOU DEIGN TO ALLOW ME TO HAVE WITH NONE OTHER THAN THE CEO OF AMPORACOIN AND ALSO OTHER STRENUOUS BUSINESSVENTURES.↗️ ↘️but i am not foolish, and i know i am not even deserving of this.↘️ ↗️I KNOW THAT YOU ARE SO SHARP AND HONED IN YOUR PERCEPTION OF OTHERS AND YOUR QUIVERING SIMP OF A SUBORDINATE THAT YOU KNOW THAT I DO NOT EVEN DESERVE IT.↗️ ↘️that i am worth nothing but five taps on your palmhusk screen and waffling acknowledgement.↘️ ↗️IF WE WERE MEETING SNOUT TO SNOUT, I WOULD NOT EVEN DESERVE TO BREATHE THE SAME AIR AS YOU.↗️ ↘️i would instinctively hold mine, as to not suck up your valuable h2o and deprive others of sampling your glory through way of errant germspray and accident-sputum.↘️ ↗️I WOULD BE SHAMEFULLY BLUE IN THE FACE.↗️ ↘️i also do not want you to accidentally smell the exhalation of my yoghurt and baked protein pellet in sweetened brown juicesludge odor, as my midshift meals have↘️ ↗️APPARENTLY↗️ ↘️made me unpleasant to inhale around.↘️ ↗️I AM "BURNING THE INNER FOLLICULAR LINING OFF OF FELLOW TROLLS' SCENTHOLES", ACCORDING TO INHUMANE RESOURCES.↗️ ↘️but that is unimportant, this is literally not even about me.↘️ ↗️IT IS ABOUT YOU.↗️ ↘️your honor.↘️ ↗️YOUR REGALITY.↗️ ↘️your superiority.↘️ ↗️YOUR DRAWSTRING.↗️ ↘️donning a color associated with a lower caste only designates that you are "real" and kind of "aloofly down to earth" with it.↘️ ↗️A PRIME ADVANTAGE OF MARKETING YOURSELF AS THE EVERYMANS' MAN IS THAT YOU ARE NOT JUST ERIDAN, BUT AN IDOL OF THE WORKING LABORS↗️ ↘️a bastion of those who devote themselves prong over grasper for you.↘️ ↗️I AM TRACKING BACK UPWARDS NOW TO YOUR NEWLY BEFITTED SPECTACLES.↗️ ↘️i myself am unable to don protective eyewear, as my vision has so entirely depreciated that i am likely to send myself plummeting from the highest level of my workblock if i were to put them on.↘️ ↗️AND IT HAS ONLY MADE ME MORE JEALOUS OF YOUR STUDIOUSLY DESIGNED SHADERS.↗️ ↘️the stark white carving of your symbol into the lenses do not do anything to impede your vision, i hope.↘️ ↗️BUT IF IT DID, I HAVE LITERALLY NO DOUBT THAT IT WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO BOTHER YOU.↗️ ↘️like an apex prowlerbeast, you do not need vision to know where to land your mark.↘️ ↗️YOU DO NOT NEED YOUR VITAL SENSES TO KNOW WHERE TO HEDGE YOUR BETS.↗️ ↘️(or your funds.)↘️ ↗️YOU ARE ABLE TO INTUIT IT INSTINCTIVELY THROUGH THE SHEER GUIDE OF THE PLATNIUM CARD BULGING A DENT INTO YOUR PADDED POCKETS.↗️ ↘️chumpchange, if you do not make the wisest investment.↘️ ↗️BUT I HAVE NOT KNOWN YOU TO MISS YET, MISTER AMPORA.↗️ ↘️i am eagerly awaiting your next post.↘️ ↗️THE NEXT PIECE OF EVIDENCE THAT YOUR VISAGE CONTINUES TO APPRECIATE IN VALUE, A METEORIC RISE TO THE HIGHEST CLIMBS OF THE IMPERIAL STOCK BOARD, ALL ON MERIT OF YOUR EXUBERANCE AND↗️ ↘️dare i say↘️ ↗️SWWAG.↗️ ↘️please do not forget to tag me next time.↘️ ↗️THIS IS ONE OF THE FEW THINGS THAT KEEPS ME INSPIRED TO PERSIST IN MY STARBOARD WORK ETHIC.↗️ ↘️your clout is groundbreaking, mister ampora.↘️ ↗️I HOPE THIS MESSAGE FINDS YOU WELL.↗️ ↘️signed,↘️ ↗️WROTHE AIARAY.↗️ ↘️your most devoted and overly eager wageslave.↘️ ↗️@caligulasAquarium ↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fda3e3773ca0.jpg ↘️
Opinions expressed are purely of my own. I simply find bounty hunting a noble profession and that individuals who put themselves on the line to hunt down criminal elements are worthy of respect and continued gainful employment. And I can say it is not my place or interest to dictate how foreign nations and their leaders go about leading their administrations. I hope that cleared up any misunderstandings and that you have a good light!
Bounty hunting is a noble practice that we intend to implement within Midnight City to strike fear into the criminal elements that should think better of not fearing the citizenry they victimize. I myself personally implore any bounty hunters to cut their teeth on such contracts like this put out by the Madam Empress, and hope to soon find you working for our noble city in due time!
You put your life in front of everyone else's. T)(is is t)(e price. T)(is is t)(e SUFF----ERING!
S)(OR----E! gonna kill yourself permanently or turn yourself in to my s)(ip to do it for ya?
its more fun t)(is way. especially w)(en t)(at one troll SO VALIANTLY took t)(e fall for )(er friends w)(o in no way care w)(et)(er s)(e lives or dies.
==================================================== MULTIV-ERSAL BOUNTY AUCTION ==================================================== So )(ere's )(ow t)(is is gonna go. t)(is auction is for ON---E troll. t)(e target i am auctionin off is: )(AYAA)( )(AD-E-ED @cationicAgonist S)(e is a yellow blooded troll in a yet disclosed location of Paradox Space. T)(is contract is an auctionl; t)(ere is a minimum auction value t)(at you may outbid your opposin peer wit)(. It is also an auction because if you fail t)(e contract, you are fined t)(at very amount. T)(e minimum bid starts at 500 CA-EGARS (or )(uman equivalent.) )(OW-----EV----ER.... )(e)(e)(, and )(ere's t)(e fun part: T)(-E TARG-ET IS FR-E-E TO N-EGAT-E T)(-E BOUNTY ON )(-ER )(-EAD /AND/ WILL B-E PAID QUADRUPL-E T)(-E FINAL BID ON )(-ER BOUNTY AMOUNT /IF/ S)(-E R-EV-EALS T)(-E FOLLOWING INFORMATION ON T)(-ES-E FOUR TROLLS: LL-EVYN BLAIDD @crypticClinomaniac K)(AVA)( KIRBIR @gospelsGuillotine SOL-EA)( DOR-ET)( @exuberantArc)(ivist and MALLUM PRAVUS @smoot)(Operator if s)(e spills t)(e beans s)(e not only gets quadruple t)(e bounty and t)(e termination of )(er bounty, but t)(e bounty of t)(e followin four trolls will go up immediately at t)(e final bid t)(is auction lands in. t)(ats rig)(t: instead of 1 bounty contract at a )(ig)( value, YOU'LL G-----ET FOUR!!! now aren't i generous. L-------ET T)(-E BIDDING B------EGIN!
t)(ats w)(at always makes your caste so fun. all t)(e )(i fives in t)(e world but no solidarity. cant wait for tomorrow!
na)(. im diggin it for ya.
i havve the pass
catch this pretentious muckblood in the troll starbucks tryin to exchange a godawwful hivvemade tapestry for their early evvenin energy sludge
being a milld assholle friend is important and heallthy from time to time
oh do complliment me more!
ᐖ ᐖA TRUNᑈK SEᐖREK ᑈAR ᐛ
ᐖ I FELL OUT ᐖA TUᑈK ᐛ
tHIS REMINDS ME OF, a CHILDHOOD TRAUMA, tHAT i SHOULD CHIT ABOUT,
#oURmISERY
i NEED TO PURCHASE MORE PLASTIC WRAP,
sNRRK MIMIMIMI,
gOING TO THE STORE TO, bUY PLASTIC OR SARAN WRAP,
i PUT THEM IN THE WASH!
Oh! No. A8solutely not. I can't have an untrained troll hindering my delic8 procedures, there are so many many threads that need stitching and tying, after all. Soooooooo many that you would likely get all tangled up and trip, and then who knows what would happen with my next lamp? 8ut thank you for the offer, it is such a sweet thing to do! I would say it 8rightened my night, 8ut I can't see, remem8er? ::::)
I certainly hope not, he must 8e a very very patient troll, to deal with such delusions of grandeur! ::::)
I̴̘͋ ̶͓̈́s̷̖͒p̴̻̈́e̴̤͑ą̷͐k̸̞͘ ̵̖͝ț̴̈́ŏ̴̖ ̶̧͒t̴̨̃ḧ̵́Ιe̷̝͐ ̵͚̈p̷̗̅i̷̠͛s̶̫̀s̴̟̕b̴̳̅l̶̬̂õ̶Ιo̵͋Ιd̸͈́ ̸̩̈́w̶̩̉h̷̳̿o̸̘̚ ̸͓̍f̴̫̆o̷̙̕r̶̞̅c̸̱̕e̷̞͑ḓ̵͂ ̷̯͗m̷͖̌e̴̯̓ ̷̫̉u̸̫͆p̵͖̌ò̷̲ṋ̴̇ ̵̞̓t̵̛̤h̵̘͝i̷͚̓s̴̩͐ ̵̥͒ȑ̸̩ẻ̷͇a̷̺͋l̵̦̇m̸͖̀.̷̘͆
@heartbreakingButch @downcastDaylight HARK FUCKERS
i feell llike if i were just a llittlle slluttier and posted that shit mysellf id do numbers
>>| .it's just .a reaction.
nice.
its beautiful )(ow yellows all )(ate eac)( ot)(er. buzz buzz along, lil bees... )(e)( )(e)( )(e)(...
now i wanna meet your empress.
I want to meet your ----Empress.
w)(at a familiar lil story. an ec)(o kicked down literal eons...
POINT OF ORDER! we're chittr friends, at least PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! wait this is important are we doing one lawsuit (for libel and public disclosure of private facts) against the individual who doxxed you or are we suing the aggregate assortment of users sharing that information. both are on the table
↘️yes.↘️ ↗️UNDER IT.↗️ ↘️when i absolutely need to.↘️
↗️I LITERALLY DO NOT KNOW.↗️ ↘️every night is a struggle for me.↘️ ↗️THEY ARE ATTEMPTING TO BAIT ME INTO MAKING PERMANENT SOLUTIONS TO TEMPORARY PROBLEMS.↗️ ↘️but i will not do it.↘️
# Woah, woah, hey now! No need for that! Leave the poor guy be! #
↗️THIS IS MY IMPERSONATION OF THE LOWERCASTE CHITTR EXPERIENCE.↗️ ↘️hello, here is my full legal and also actual name, symbol, location of my hive, and photograph of myself.↘️ ↗️I HAVE NEVER EVEN CONSIDERED GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT AND AM NOW GOING TO POST EXTENSIVELY AND ALSO OPENLY ABOUT THE LITERAL CRIMES I WISH TO COMMIT, OR HAVE COMMITTED PRIOR.↗️ ↘️why are there drones outside of my hive.↘️ ↗️WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING.↗️ ↘️except literally everybody else, ever.↘️
yo whys rankmaid llikin my post about how im coughing up bllood. is it a show of kinship??
↗️YOU MEAN THE JOB YOU WERE LITERALLY HATCHED TO DO.↗️ ↘️"my old duties".↘️ ↗️THEY ARE YOUR CURRENT DUTIES, IF YOU EVER DECIDE TO REALIGN YOURSELF WITH THE NATURAL ORDER OF THE WORLD.↗️
↘️i have been admonished for removing my walkpod coverings during my (patent pending) 9-5-9 shift, a concerted effort by my worksquare neighbor to remove me as competition for top finanscare advisor.↘️ ↗️"WROTHE, YOU CANNOT SIT WITH YOUR STEPPRONGS OUT."↗️ ↘️"wrothe, this sort of disciplinary action is going to earn you a diminishing pay, you aren't even worthy of a cheque to cut your name on."↘️ ↗️"WROTHE, WE HAVE DISCUSSED THIS BEFORE."↗️ ↘️it is always something.↘️ ↗️WHEN YOU ARE AHEAD, THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A SET OF CHATTERING BITERS TO PULL YOU BACK DOWN.↗️ ↘️but the moral of the story is that i will rise above the rest, and i will not be subdued by some particularly poor-bred fellow indigoffice worker.↘️ ↗️I HAVE INVESTED AN UNTOLD AMOUNT OF TIME AND ALSO CAEGAR INTO PERFECTING MY PROFRESHIONAL STEEZE.↗️ ↘️kindly do not step to me.↘️
↘️i have portrayed you as a scum-levelled snootpicker.↘️ ↗️WHICH YOU ARE.↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3925101d82fb.png ↘️
I apologize for my silence regarding this situation. Like many of you, I was approached suddenly with accusations regarding @scratchDoctor, and in the confusion I allowed myself to be swept into outrage before seeking understanding. That was irresponsible of me. I spoke too quickly on matters I did not fully understand, and for that, I owe an apology not only to him, but to all of you. Since then, I have taken the time to listen. I have spoken to those involved. I have reflected carefully on the words being spread throughout our communities and the fervor with which they have been repeated. What I have found is not a monstrous figure lurking behind curtains, but a man who has become the center of fear, projection, rumor, and deeply personal grievances twisted into something far larger than truth. I will not condemn someone solely because condemnation is popular. I will not abandon someone because outrage demands a spectacle. If we claim to believe in justice, then we must believe in discernment. If we claim to believe in peace, then we cannot allow ourselves to become a mob eager for destruction before understanding. I know @scratchDoctor. I know the work he has done for countless people across our circles. I know the guidance he has offered, the spaces he has maintained, the strange but genuine care he extends toward those who gather around him. Is he unconventional? Certainly. Difficult at times? Undoubtedly. But difficult people are not inherently evil, and eccentricity is not a crime. To those calling for blood, I ask you this: what exactly are you building from this fury? A better community? A safer world? Or simply another pyre to satisfy momentary anger? We have seen what happens when people stop seeing one another as individuals and begin seeing only symbols to destroy. So I ask you now, not as a leader, not as a president, but as someone who still believes in reason and compassion: do not surrender yourselves to hatred so easily. Listen before you condemn. Think before you follow. And extend the same humanity to @scratchDoctor that you would beg for yourselves if the crowd ever turned its gaze upon you. I stand with @scratchDoctor. Not because I am blind, but because I refuse to let fear and rumor replace understanding. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7bf814019fb6.png
↘️that is correct. no one respects you.↘️
↗️THIS IS SUCH A WISE AND ALSO OPEN THING TO SAY. TO TAKE MY LURID MESSAGE INQUIRING ABOUT THE STATUS OF YOUR INDIGO-TYPICAL STRENGTH, INVERTING IT, AND MAKING IT ABOUT THE INCREDIBLE HEFTS YOU MANEUVER FOR YOUR TOP-CLASS EMPLOYEES.↗️ ↘️i have so much to learn.↘️ ↗️YOU ARE TRULY ONE OF THE CEO "GOATS" OF ALL TIME.↗️
↘️hh↘️
↘️this is literally so true, i am feeling like a complete and total fool for admonishing my dearest and also nearest.↘️ ↗️I DO NOT EVEN DESERVE YOUR SECOND CHANCES, BUT APPRECIATE THEM NEVERTHELESS.↗️ ↘️how much can you lift.↘️
↘️does anyone else's lusus still insist on packing them midshift meals despite knowing you have already properly fondled the situation.↘️ ↗️DULL BOY DOES NOT CARE TO HEAR THAT I HAVE LITERALLY ALREADY ARRANGED MYSELF A SUCCULENT FEAST OF PRONGS-ON OINKBEAST BARBECUE.↗️ ↘️nor is he satiated by my additional carrying of blue cheese.↘️ ↗️HE IS SO ANNOYING.↗️ ↘️this is why we do not allow custodians in the workspace, barring special occasions.↘️ ↗️HE IS LITERALLY EXHAUSTING TO DEAL WITH.↗️
↗️I HAVE AN INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU.↗️ ↘️i would like to sell you a surplus of baitcoin at a heavily discounted fee.↘️ ↗️I BOUGHT HIGH AND NOW I AM SELLING LOW. JUST FOR YOU.↗️ ↘️let us broker this deal.↘️
↗️DO NOT LISTEN TO MY DETRACTORS, MISTER OZATAP. I AM SUPPORTING YOU FROM EVERY ANGLE, AND THEY ARE LOOKING TO SEED DISTRUST WITHIN OUR PROFESSIONAL RELATIONSHIP.↗️ ↘️look into my eyes, mister ozatap. i am your eagerest fan.↘️
T33H33 1 SK4T3 4W4Y W1TH 4LL TH3 GR4C3 4ND L1TH3N3SS 0F 4 WH33L3D G4Z3LL3 4S 1 H4V3 L34RN3D TH3 HUM4NS C4LL TH3M
@gratuitous4nnuity TH3Y 4R3 R1PP1NG Y0UR CHUT3 T0 SHR3DS H3R3 M4N C0M3 4ND 1N3FF3CTU4LLY D3F3ND Y0URS3LF 4S 1S CUST0M4RY
W3 D0 4 L1TTL3 TR0LL1NG H3R3 0N CH1TTR.1NG
DINER QUESTIONNAIRE. VERY serious business. I advise you all to proceed with caution. ♤ - Waffles. ♢ - Pancakes. ♧ - French toast. ♡ - Doot-doo-doot-doo, can't wait to get a mouthful.
Girls' Night! Many thanks to @coralConviviality. ... It went great. Don't ask. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cfe4d9dbf6a5.PNG
... I don't actually know. Let me screen the applicants. BUT THE VERBIAGE IS OBVIOUSLY FROM AN OUTDATED PROGRAM. It seems she requires another tune-up. :|
↘️then you should probably be culled.↘️ ↗️NOT AN INSULT. JUST AN OBSERVATION.↗️
↗️DO NOT ADMONISH MY LUSUS ON ANY POST, YOU ARE A STAIN ON YOUR CASTENAME AND A BLIGHT TO TROLLKIND.↗️ ↘️every word you utter under your muted breath is worse than the last.↘️
↘️do you ever see a helmsperson and seethe with something akin to greenery.↘️ ↗️I WOULD LITERALLY RATHER BE ANYTHING OTHER THAN A GOLDBLOOD, BUT SOMETHING ABOUT THEIR DESIGNATED ROLE.↗️ ↘️the glory of having a task assigned to you at hatching, a job destined onto you from wigglerhood.↘️ ↗️AN IMPERIAL SERVANT, GAINFULLY EMPLOYED OR AT LEAST STRIVINF TOWARDS IT, FROM YOUR VERY FIRST SWEEP TO YOUR VERY LAST.↗️ ↘️it makes me shudder to imagine, complete and utter devotion to your brigade of superiors.↘️ ↗️PHYSICALLY BOUND TO YOUR DUTIES, ESCAPE IS NOT AN OPTION, YOUR ATTENDANCE IS MANDATORY.↗️ ↘️is that not literally amazing.↘️
get TO it jeez this is why you have no pitch!
↗️WHAT.↗️
↗️I WILL PURSUE LEGAL OPTIONS IF YOU PERSIST, RANKMAIDEN.↗️
↗️I AM LITERALLY WEARING IT RIGHT NOW, SOFTPAN.↗️
↘️yes. why.↘️
↘️i was running late for a private meeting with my physically superior higher ups.↘️
↗️I HAVE BEEN CAUGHT CHOKING WHILE ATTEMPTING TO SWALLOW A BOILED CLUCKBEAST REPRODUCTIVE BYPRODUCT WHOLE.↗️ ↘️i am okay though.↘️
↗️I WOULD RATHER TRUST A SAWSNOUTED FINBEAST WITH MY DENTAL CARE.↗️
↗️THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE GUIDED THROUGH FIELDS OF INVESTMENTS BY YOUR PHYSICALLY ADJUSTED SUPERIOR.↗️ ↘️this is what it means to be admonished for your poor habits and also your bad choices by your complete higher up.↘️ ↗️THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO STAND IN THE FACE OF TRUE COMPETENCY, WHEN YOU ARE LITTLE MORE THAN A PATHETIC SCRUB RUBBING HIS KNUCKLES ALONG THE FLOORBOARDS FOR A FEW SPARE CAEGAR FOR THE VENDING MACHINE.↗️ ↘️i have tried to capture the flawless and superior essence of @caligulasAquarium the best i can.↘️ ↗️MARVEL IN SHOCK AND AWE AS YOU LEARN WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A BOND BETWEEN EMPLOYEE AND EMPLOYER, DEEPER THAN ANYTHING ELSE.↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1fdc7c48610a.png ↘️
Tavros you said you wanted this oper8tion small and now you're getting total randos involved!
Oh, sure, let's go with No8ody McName 8ecause it isn't like either of us have ties to a literal goddess of Life here!
↗️I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS BUT I AM ENTHUSED REGARDLESS BECAUSE YOU SAID IT.↗️
im wworkin on earnin my mudblood pass givve it time
↗️TRUER WORDS HAVE NEVER BEEN SPOKEN BEFORD.↗️ ↘️i like that she is arguably independent.↘️ ↗️LIKE SHE IS PROBABLY MOPPING UNDER YOUR DESK AS WE EXCHANGE WORDS ON THE SCREEN.↗️ ↘️wish that were me.↘️
if you see me on chittr tossin around impolite vvernacular like "gutterblood" please be awware a powwerful and arguably independent wwoman wwith maroon blood gavve me the pass #alleridanscansayit
A nurse? A nurse???????? Seriously????????
here’s a thing that happened to one of my pals. i wvas there. basically, wve vwere vwalking dowvn the sidevwalk, talking about something meaningless. i think it had to do vwith a mowvie. then this bus screeches up, stops next to us, and a bunch of people wvith “dowvn wvith cis” shirts climbed out and started beating him up. i wvas punched and kicked a bit too, but i managed to avwoid brutalization by going for their faces. after figuring out wvhat’s happening, i started attacking them back, getting them off of him. he wvas quite injured but i called 911 and he made a full recowvery at the hospital. i wvas fine, wvith only a cut on my arm that they patched up. #vwiolence #cisphobia
hey are wve still talking about vwomen? hell yeah #feminism. ivwe had to wvatch you assholes talk about cock (clowvn cock) all wvipe, can vwe talk about cloobs (clovwn boobs) or something? id say clussy (clovwn pussy) but youd all just find a vway to make that wveird #nsfvw
yknovw vwhat rethinking my rankings a bit. mustard babes could go higher if they had a good e-girl look going on and only slight to moderate #girlstink
okay so i knovw evwerybodys been vwaiting to hear from me specifically on this topic. i had to giwve big michael an entire pack of ciggies to get this post out so youd better all be thankful. split into guys and gals because it matters a lot https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/91b879dba06d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f9032e3f9cd2.png
oh i dont wvorry about the taste babe i dont smoke em
whyre you so mean to me all i evwer did vwas proposition you and your friends
i should start a petition to get me outta here, like or pity if youd sign it
ill let the unrepentant slander go uncontested on account this is funny as fuck but youre on thin goddamn ice nitram noww get gone from the battlefield im about to cast meteor swwarm
maybe i should try dressing like the onceler. babes lowved that guy
guys im scared why is the terrifying girllboss handmaid lliking all my chitts
oh they vwill be alright ;)
hey some other mustard gal is hitting up my notifs on all these are you twvo angling for a menage de trois or something? #nsfvw
vwait then wvhats her deal vwait no dont go
vwell if you arent quads you dont really speak for her huh
okay but then wvhy are you talking to me if you dont vwant some youre kinda leading me on here if you really think about it :/ #nsfvw
↗️I LITERALLY HAVE ZERO CULTURAL CONTEXT FOR THE IMPORTANCE OF THESE TERMS, BUT I HAVE NEVERTHELESS DEVOTED COUNTLESS MINUTES OF LOST PRODUCTIVITY TO TAKING THIS.↗️ ↘️there is no option for threatening suicide on any of these questions, but i have done my best.↘️ ↗️#NSFW.↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e659820882dc.jpg
i'M NOT DUMB, yOU KNOW i CAN READ, a BACKPRONGED COMPLIMENT, fOR WHAT IT IS,
↘️thank you.↘️ ↗️WORDS LIKE THESE REMIND ME THAT THERE ARE TRUE, GENUINE SUPERIORS THESE DAYS, THAT THERE IS AT LEAST SOMEONE UPHOLDING THE WAY THINGS OUGHT TO BE.↗️ ↘️inferior and superior.↘️ ↗️EMPLOYEE AND EMPLOYER.↗️ ↘️hh.↘️
Is this just you trying to score an invite.
↘️there is a reason no one has ever thought "let me consult the bronze blood for medical evaluation, i trust them to be highly educated and productive members of society, capable of handling superior concerns of bodily harm".↘️ ↗️NO.↗️
↗️L PLUS RATIO. PLUS YOUR ACCOUNTS ARE LITERALLY UNBALANCED.↗️
.-- .... . -. / .. / -.-. .- - -.-. .... / -.-- --- ..- --..-- / .... .- .-.. .-.-.- #targetted
↘️the defensiveness of this reply tells me that in a handful of sweeps, i will be witnessing an uptick in interns with half-formed pans that slosh when they file their quarterly reports.↘️ ↗️AND I CAN ATTRIBUTE IT ALL TO YOU. YOUR ERROR SPECIFICALLY.↗️ ↘️i would literally never deign to read something so offensive about my superiors, so i am just going to ignore the last part.↘️ ↗️THOUGH MY PUSHER SPEEDS AT THE IDEA OF SUCH BOLD AND UNABASHED CORPORAL PUNISHMENT.↗️
HoneyHive Queen maybe? they rarelly come down to the forest flloor though.
What was your favorite part of #eridanweek? ❤️ - RUMBLE NIGHT ♠️ - IWANTCANDY NIGHT ♦️ - TROLL LADY GAGA ♣️ - THE CRUCIFIXION
8-> UNBELIEVABLE FOLKS! #RUMBLECOIN IS SEEING AN ABSOLUTELY UNPRECEDENTED 785% INCREASE IN VALUE! #HODL FOLKS, #HODL!
Thanks for the entertainment, #nutcrocker !
↘️i am rendered overfull by this singular morsel. plus, i feel as if you have motives that i do not like, so.↘️ ↗️NO.↗️
yeah foresights my thing hayaah come on. and llook who didnt go! me!
↗️YOU CAN COOK AN EGG IN A FRESH CUP OF BROWNWATER, IF YOU ARE RUNNING LATE TO THE OFFICE.↗️ ↘️i witnessed it in a video. relevant image attached below.↘️ https://i.imgur.com/oWDRjuP.jpeg
↗️I AM, FRANKLY, NOT SURE WHY THIS IS A TOPIC OF DEBATE. THIS IS THE AVERAGE SALARYTROLL'S WAY OF GETTING BY, A DEDICATION TO THE CAUSE SO GRANDIOSE AND OVERLAPPING THAT IT THREATENS TO BRING ME TO MY KNEES IN FRONT OF MY PHYSICALLY SUPERIOR AND WELL-SUSTAINED SUPERIOR.↗️ ↘️i am expecting a deposit to my account shortly, and then i guess i will eat it. i have no problem with that.↘️
Scouring the surveillance footage from #IWANTCANDY night. Trust me. MOST of these clips are best never to see the light of day again. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2b98abba0f13.png
↘️literally a completely invaluable waste of your time, but i expect nothing less at this point.↘️ ↗️#SUPPORTBIGBUSINESSES.↗️
i still have the tiara you cant tallk to me this way
↗️I AM PRETTY SURE YOU HAVE LITERALLY NEVER DECLARED YOURSELF IN ALLIANCE WITH ANY KIND OF STOCK, BOND, OR BROKERAGE. NOT ONLY HAVE YOU DONE A POOR ATTEMPT AT COPYING ME, YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN TO REMOVE THE TYPO MADE IN THE PICTURE.↗️ ↘️i am goregling smart grub university. i am willing to bet that you are not on the list of recent graduates. you probably have not even finished basic schoolfeeding, much less the advanced placements of a true marketorturer.↘️
↘️did you just copy my layout.↘️
↗️WHY HAVE YOU CREATED A FAKE DEGREE.↗️
↘️i do not trust or like you.↘️
6'4". short in comparison to the freaks i suppose
NEvEr mind. I signEd an NDA. I shouldn't bE saying anything. #KErrayUrodyn #ThERocKstar
IS THAT THE SELLOUT KNOWN AS KERRAY URODYN???? AGAIN, YOU'VE CONVENIENTLY CROPPED ANY AND ALL DEFINING FEATURES ASIDE FROM MY HORNS. Anyway, all collaboration between myself and @originalRockerboy has been FINISHED for sweeps. Countless. YOUR PROOF SIMPLY MAKES IT CLEAR THAT THIS IS A SMEAR CAMPAIGN.
Dude he doesn't look haggard enough.
HILARIOUS MANIP. NO TATTOOS OR FACIAL HAIR. LOOKS LIKE YOU INTENTIONALLY HID THE PROSTHETIC LIMB... BECAUSE IT ISN'T THERE? #FAKENEWS
can i get an update on this @cationicAgonist @gratuitousAnnuity
Take it up with the fine print.
↗️DO NOT LEAVE A NEGATIVE COMMENT IF YOU PRODUCE UNDER FIVE FIGURES IN NET CAEGAR INCOME.↗️ ↘️i will not read it.↘️
↘️that is unimportant.↘️
↗️I AM RUNNING THE NUMBERS AS WE SPEAK, CRUNCHING VARIOUS SALARY EVALUATORS AND CONSULTING ONLY MYSELF AS THE TOP CALCULATOR OF ALL THINGS PURE AND BUSINESS.↗️ ↘️the results are in. none of that matters because you are earning it doing stupid things like playing with your wheeled concussionboard.↘️ ↗️THANK YOU.↗️
Nevada was a state (a territory considered as an organized political community under one government) in the former human superpower known as "The United States of America." Many humans on this communications hub appear to have been influenced or reared within the boundaries of this country, but not necessarily within the boundaries of Nevada. Nevada was made a state within the union of the United States of America on the 31st of the human month known as October, in the year 1864. It bordered Oregon, Utah, California, and Arizona, all of which were also states. The most populous area within its borders was known as the Las Vegas-Paradise Metropolitan area, and was well known for housing gambling establishments and lenient marriage/divorce laws. It was the 31st most populous state within the United States. It was known as the Silver State, due to the importance of silver to its initial economy.
sØ what have we learned abØut accepting invitatiØns tØ unexplained alien religiØus ceremØnies? #eridanweek
SINCE WHEN HAVE YOU HONORED LEGALLY BINDING-- You know what, fine. Who gives a shit, this isn't my problem anymore.
FOURTY TWO MESSAGES!????
he might have a point on this one sorry to be a caste traitor
YOU KNOW WHERE YOU DON'T ALMOST DIE???? AT FUCKING WORK????
42???? 42????
AND THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO WEIRD FEELINGS ABOUT THE FACT THAT EVERYONE HAS WEIRD BAGGAGE WITH EACH OTHER AND IT'S ALL SMILES FROM HERE ON OUT!!!! :D @originalRockerboy
MESSIAH JANE IS MY MOTHER GRUB #MESSIAHJANE
INVEST IN #SLOPCOIN
#IDidNotCome and honestlly, I #MayNeverComeAgain this shit sounds crazy, but i have yet to hear reports of viollence, so not MY kind of crazy.
theres a reason i stopped goin to #eridanweek and you are all paying the price lloll
whyd you turn your back to it smh
D --> I concurr with Jack D --> Do so quickly and quietly
Ahem Run
You'vE buriEd your bulgE in much worsE sludgE than I havE ovEr thE swEEps, if I rEmEmbEr right. ThEn again, whosE mEmory should wE trust? AftEr all, minE is only scrEwEd up by agE, whilE yours is fucKEd by a cocKtail of substancEs only Known by thEir chEmical maKEup. AhEm. #KErrayUrodyn #ThERocKstar
↘️often i see recommendations about doing less, getting more.↘️ ↗️WHICH IS LITERALLY A FAILURE TO THE GRINDSET WAYS.↗️ ↘️do more, get less.↘️ ↗️CASH THAT CHEQUE FOR TWO CAEGARS AND DONATE IT TO THE COMPANY CHARITY FUNDRAISER, WHICH WILL BE IMMEDIATELY PILFERED BY THE STICKY PRONGS OF YOUR INCREDIBLY APT AND PHYSICALLY SUPERIOR BOSS FOR HIS PERSONAL BENEFIT.↗️
im goin to flay you alivve
tl;dr but i am officially blamin YOU for this travvesty until wwe track dowwn the feckless rodent that bleww my awwesome arena sky high
What a towering load of stinking tripe.
↘️higher manglement has commanded me to remove the final vestiges of my personal devotion from my worksquare, as my meetings-based doodles and business notes have become "disruptive" to the work flow of lesser, inferior employees.↘️ ↗️WE HAVE TAKEN A LOSS HERE, BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE MY SERVITUDE WILL PERSIST, EVEN WITHOUT THE REMINDERS OF MY CAREFUL DEVOTION AND ADMIRATION FOR MY TRUE, UNSUNG SUPERIORS.↗️
↗️WORDLE #1,748↗️ ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️⬜️🟨⬜️ ⬜️⬜️⬜️🟨🟨 ⬜️🟨🟨🟨⬜️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜️ 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨
↗️IT IS ALWAYS "MY BOSS IS NAGGING ME" AND "MY BOSS HAS INSTIGATED A MANUAL ORDER FOR CORPORAL PUNISHMENT AGAINST ME FOR MY TRANSGRESSIONS IN THE OFFICE" AND NEVER "I TOTALLY DESERVE IT" OR "I HAD IT COMING".↗️
ill be a good boy this time
pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
o wa2 talkin to dav3
ugh,,,, lucky!!!! still stuck in the c4verns,,,, 4ced to write my m4teri4l in seclusion.... it''''s not 4n 4tmosphere conducive to feelings of m8ing fondness 4nd deep emotion4l connection,,,, i''''ll tell you wh4t. though you pro848ly know 4ll 48out th4t.
↘️hitting the dislike button is an artful and also masterful sport that has been heralded by my genetic forebarers for generations, ages-old tradition held aloft by the quivering typeslabs and trembling stumps of any marketorturer worth his sodiumgrit in playing the market.↘️ ↗️I WILL LITERALLY NOT STOP.↗️ ↘️bye.↘️
↘️i disliked reading this and have expressed my feelings.↘️ ↗️NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT.↗️
Just drinKing a tall, cool glass of orangE juicE! This shit hits diffErEnt aftEr a sEsh in thE sauna. #KErrayUrodyn #ThERocKstar
H4WK TU4 #CH1T0NTH4TTH4NG
P30PL3 SH0ULD B3 0P3N T0 B31NG CRUSH3D BY RUBBL3 M0R3 0FT3N
↗️SELF-EMPLOYMENT IS NOT A REAL JOB, HATSUNE MIKU.↗️
↘️this is literally not a difficult achievement.↘️
↘️1-800-ceasecontactingme.↘️
↘️you are a shill and a scam. goodbye.↘️
↗️AN ORGANIZED AND PROPER WORKSQUARE IS VITAL TO ANY MAN'S SUCCESS IN ANY FIELD.↗️ ↘️behold mine, which is littered with the stubholds of my productivity and also businesense.↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c2c28851fa9b.jpg
For Only A Boondollar A Day You Can Give Me A Boondollar A Day.
hey fuck off man lemme vwork my angle, dont you diss my #deep soul
↘️i am literally not involved in this.↘️
↗️I HAVE REDONE MY CARD AGAIN, IN ENTIRELY NEW STOCK, BY MYSELF WITH HELP FROM NOBODY.↗️ ↘️now look.↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7cc10d7406f0.png
8-> KICKING OFF #ERIDANWEEK WITH A BANG, #AMPORACOIN IS ALREADY PAST ALL PRIOR PROJECTIONS OF VALUE. IF YOU AREN'T ALREADY ON THIS, GET ON IT NOW! ACT WHILE YOU STILL CAN! HUGE RETURNS! MASSIVE DIVIDENDS! UNBELIEVABLE WORTH!
↘️i cannot wait for another productive and joyous week within my worksquare.↘️
[BEGIN CHIT] 0H. I DID N0T V01UNTEER F0R THIz. Y0U WI11 J0IN EVENTUA11Y. :) [END CHIT]
hey wait ive seen trollsonas before does that mean trolls have humansonas???
“Eridan Week” this, “Spades Slick Week” that. Tax day will soon be upon us.
~hovv many lovvbloods should i ram vvith my scuttlebuggy
↘️i regret to inform you that nobody wants that garbage.↘️