CARROT VISION
@eyeSeeyou
∙☾__☽ DON'T LISTEN TO THAT F̶UCKING SLURRRRY DRRINKERR he also sells it low calorries grreat macrros his worrds not mine this is why culling is ok.
qwhy qare tyou klooking qat ghis oproduct opage sdescription? qare tyou vbuying uit?
∙☾__☽ HE TOLD ME I DIDN'T ASK TO LEARRN TO RREAD?? victim blaming ?????
tyes X) ui rtry nmy vbest rto dforget ghow rto eread qwhen ui sdon't klike uit. aspeaking iof ereading rthings rthough! qwhy sdo tyou oput uit uin hjars? sdo tyou qalso asell uit? qare tyou nmad vbecause iof rthe xcompetition?
∙☾__☽ wish I could turrn it of̶f̶ f̶orr my f̶igurres, duh
tyour dfigures fgo aslurp fglurp nmmmm tyummy tyummy qand tyou rthink asomeone aselling uit uis astrange?
∙☾__☽ yes making the perrsonal business is strrange ain't saying it's less weirrd but ya know? i keep it to myself̶
>>| .is .it friday? .i thought .it was saturday. .i guess we go backwards .in time.
one day, ill be free. from what, you may ask? secrets.
qwe qare bnever dfree xcompletely dfrom qwhat qwe sdon't jknow, kliving klife uin uits wentirety qwithout xclosure uis uinevitable!
ioh! tyes iour asecrets qwill bno klonger vbe asecrets qwhen qwe sdie ior qwhen asomething welse hjuicy opops yup uin klife X)
Beforus or Alternia, don't fucking matter, yellow bloods get the raw end every fucking time. Poor guys.
asometimes klate qat bnoon ui oponder qwhat xcould ghave vbeen... ui qam qa klucky sduck uin rthe fgrand ascheme iof rthings, vbut astill. rthe cvast asea iof opotential yunmade qand klives astifled... nmuch rto ereflect yupon.
I feel there will be a dangerous trend of telling me about crimes. Which is why I haven't posted much, or rather, I refrain from posting.
qwould uit vbe vbetter ior qworse uif tyou jknew iof bno xcrimes qat qall? X)
2 parts for this. I do not mind knowing; I will not verify whether I like it or hate it. The lack of universe-traversing greatly restricts me.
rthe yunverified uis nmy dfavorite opart. uit's iok ui qam qa cvery fgood asecurity fguard bnothing fgets opast nme tyou xcan erelax
Thank you, Carrot.
tyou qare qwelcome tyou wenormous ashadowy qwall iof qwhat ui xcan ionly qassume uis cvery jkind vbeef
You can call me Batman.
1t’s always some random asshole m1d-to-h1gh on the street wh1stl1ng and go1ng “you got someth1n 1n your pocket or are you just happy to see me”. and the answer 1s always “yeah actually, my scarab” and they get confused, so 1 have to take out #myscarab l1terally l1ke “go my scarab” and 1t attacks. they always act surpr1sed when 1 pull out #myscarab as though 1 d1dn’t JUST warn them https://f1le.garden/adF0jTOt11Z83cf1/my%20scarab.png
qwhat dfun! hjust nmake asure tyou ghave qa klicense dfor xconcealed xcarry iof uinsects X)
yeah, obv1ously
Is that another loser whose whole gimmick is hating posts? The market is OVERSATURATED. Do something interesting.
Really specific banter and annoying shitposts.
That hurt my feelings, I think.
I'm going to cry. Do you want that?
noooo...X) nmaybeee... uif tyou qwant tyou xcan vbe rtroll xconan iobrien uinstead?
Can I be someone that's not ugly and annoying? :(
tyes. tyou xcan vbe tyourself qand rthat uis rthe vbest rthing tyou xcan vbe X)
Okay the bathroom fire is out. Gonna have to keep it locked until manager can get someone in to repair it. I ain't paid enough to deal with all that nonsense in there. #sevenelevenposting
ui jknow bnothing, aso sdon't qworry!
@devilishDebel ghello qwhat qare tyou qworried qabout?
rtagging nmeans jknowing weach iother? ui ghad bno uidea, qwhere sdid qwe nmeet vbefore? aschoolfeeding? qwere tyou rthe ione rthat dfed opoor vbizzum's ghandstubs rto rthe dfleshfish? ioh tyou ascalliwag!
xcome bnow bno bneed rto vbe nmodest tyou qwere asuch qa nmenace! qahhhh rthose qwere rthe bnights qweren't rthey? vbloodthirsty qwithout qa xcare uin rthe qworld. bnot klike rthe iol asnout rto rthe fgrindstone rthese sdays weh er? ghehehe!
asomenight! ui qassure tyou asomenight! vbut tyou asee ui ghaven't tyet qamassed wenough iof klife rto nmake qa oproper kloss ionce ui qam asnuffed iout. ghave tyou?
tyou sdon't qwant rto jkeep xchatting? vbut uit's vbeen asuch qa klovely rtime aso dfar! ui qassumed asince tyou're cvisiting nmy klittle bneck iof rthe qwoods tyou nmust vbe fgetting asome erefreshment dfrom eresting ghere uin rthis rthread qwith nme