homojarkat
@homunculoGeneticist
plushie homunculus in the current and perpetual cartoonish form of karkat vantas
HAPPY FUCKING FRIDAY LADS. I GOT ME PINT, PRONGIE’S ON THE HUSKTOP, SIMPLE AS. #GETIN #FOOTBALLNOTSOCCER.x
SO. THIS IS A LITTLE NEW FOR ME SO LET’S NOT CRUCIFY POOR KARKAT IN THE COMMENTS OR I WILL LITERALLY DELETE MY ENTIRE LIFE. MY OUTFIT FOR THE #FELTOPENING. BECAUSE I’M GOING. ALSO #FACEREVEAL, BECAUSE I’M SURE WHAT YOU ALL WANT TO SEE ON THIS FINE FRIDAY EVENING ARE SOME QUALITY EYE BAGS EVIDENT OF PURE DISTILLED SLEEP DEPRIVATION. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/1B2106C50389.PNG
IS THIS TOO MUCH FOR MY QUADFINDR PROFILE? BE HONEST. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/DC3071C3295E.JPEG #SUGGESTIVE
IT'S BEEN APPROXIMATELY FIVE HOURS SINCE I WAS #KARKNAPPED. GOD DAMN THAT FUCKING CUEBALL FOR POSTING A LITERAL GUIDE TO THIS RIGHT BEFORE THIS HAPPENS. THAT LACQUER-POLISHED SHITFUCK MIGHT AS WELL HAVE DECLARED OPEN SEASON. I'M OKAY. HANDCUFFED TO THE LOUNGEPLANK, BUT OKAY. I GUESS THIS IS WHAT EMPLOYEE RAPPORT-BUILDING TIME LOOKS LIKE WHEN YOU'RE ON FORCED VACATION TIME. JUST DON'T FREAK THE FUCK OUT OVER ME TOO MUCH. I'LL GET OUT OF HERE. I CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO PICK A CUFF. OR I CAN FIND THE KEY. MAYBE SHE HID IT IN MY DIGESTION SAC, OR SOMETHING. I COULD START PUNCHING MYSELF UNTIL I COUGH IT UP. IT'S WORTH A TRY.
⧃ Does this look like a man who smizes.
Oh No, That " Creep " Got The Sense ( Hopefully ) Knocked Into Him. Anyway, I Am Having Cluckbeast Fried Steak For Dinner. :> #violence
-- [SYSNOTE: TEMPORAL BREACH] Future carbolicGalvanologist [FCG] joined the timestream. -- ATTENTION, PAST KARKAT. THIS IS FUTURE KARKAT. I'M GONNA CUT THE BULLSHIT — GET OUT OF THERE RIGHT NOW, MAN. YOU'VE GOT MAYBE TEN, TWELVE SECONDS TOPS. I'VE WARNED YOU THAT YOU'D BE INDISPOSED. SHE IS LITERALLY BLOXGSVF SY HDOH FTBCKW BTEXWPXK TO YOU. OR HE IS. I DON'T KNOW. JUST GET THE HELL OUT OF BOYS NIGHT BEFORE SHE
#KARKNAPPED! #BOYSNIGHT
