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alright. wvriska vwon. sorry damz. i wvas rooting for you, i really wvas. novw. her imperious condescension vwersus rose lalonde. iwve got something real special for you all. took some bartering, some vwheeling and dealing, thats vwhy it took me a sec to get back to this. lemme start wvith the rose propaganda. beautiful blonde, knowvs howv to banter, perfect bod, perfect face, can do some spooky eldritch stuff if thats vwhat youre into. shes incredible. i dont wvanna undersell her here. but... i got a vwintage from my man @caligulaascendit. this is *art*. nowv, to share the scan, he said he vwanted to do the propaganda for her, so here you go. #nsfwv. #nsfc too, but not the c youre thinking of. "its ya boy eridan ampora here vwith a guest rewvievw on alternias biggest caked up baddie our leadin broad in the beam for #cronusbabeoff hovwre all likin my vwintage hic edition penthouse by the wvay pretty groowvy huh cost me a pretty caegar but it wvas totally wvorth it an yknowv its the real deal too cause its got her signature shade a coral pink semi gloss #2 stamped across the covwer wvhen im feelin advwenturous i take my condy penthivwe out a her plastic slip an ewver so gently stroke her lipstick mark vwith a quivwerin finger wvith my other flipper placed firmly against my crotch anyvway im afraid the competition has been crushed by the empresss unholy cake grinder the rest a you booty impaired ladies can go hivwe novw" yeah. yowvza. #cwv-cakesitting. <3 or <> for condy. <3< or c3< for rosie.
okay, sorry for the wvait. yeah, wvriska beat out latula. shocker. heres... a match that shouldnt be interesting, but might be. the gardener wversus the handmaid. wvhos the gardener? exactly. beforan kanaya, i guess. but she smashed madame lalonde in the last round, so anything could happen. theres not a lotta creator fanart out there of her, so... yeah, i had to improvwise. #nsfvw and all that. #cronusbabeoff <3 or <> for the gardener <3< or c3< for the handmaid
The much anticipated 2000s tier list. MOST of these series I watched either as they were released or in syndication throughout my childhood, so the metric of my enjoyment is both through the lens of nostalgia and by my old, much less skeptical yardstick. Shall we proceed to the 90s?
A tier list concerning animated series from the 2010s specifically. MOST of these series I have watched only as an adult, given they would have come out partially or in their entirety after my departure for The Medium. Next is the 2000s!
The face he makes when he wants [to escape and assassinate you]. I haven't an inkling as to why he's still so ornery after all these years. I bring refreshments and everything! Coochie coochie coo.
You ask a wonderful question. The name is actually a present8ion of the planetary ideals! Those of us who are in a position to offer care to those who are in need, myriad as such trolls happen to 8e, are required to put them all "8efore Us," those few who are of sound mind, 8ody, and of such natural st8ion as to outlive a gr8 many of our fellow trolls. This was decided upon 8y the Shepherd Condesce in ages past, when first her gentle fronds came to rest upon the reigns of trollkind. After she rose to the highest of all authorities, the planetary doctrine, and the true doctrine of all cold8orn trolls 8ecame synonymous with the planet that we all coexisted upon!!!!!!!! #8eforanHistory #LightEmpath #GoldStar #ForAGr8Question #IAmSOProud #ToSeeATeal #WithSuchAGr8 #Nose #ForInquiry
꧁@gutsyGumshoe #nsfw #HumanInverseOfABulgeRating #BulgeRating #Nook2 Okay. It took my a minute. Because I had to come up with a new system. Controversial human nook⎠bulge rating. I can't apply length, girth, pliability, or strength because of the minute scale. This is my first time, so. correct any mistakes! Pulchritude: 8 out of 10. There are no notable physical flaws with your particular system. Though, it is alien to me. It almost looks like a shy bulge! Hehe. The hood is ornate like an Auxilatrix's cloak as she cares for grubs. Durability: 10! From what I can gather, you can take quite the beating as compared to the other human composite references I was permitted to speak with. The vulva is plush like safety cushions. Hydration: 7! Uhm. Your labia lips have recently been quite, erm, soaked as it were! At least, excited. Rigidity: 3! This is a score, uhm, you want lower. It's sort of the inverse of pliability? This is, however, in regards to your actual vaginal opening. It seems to be able to not only be able to foster human genitalia but is just rigid enough to allow even the most pliable of bulges enter without it begin and embarrassing mush. X Factor!: 10! H-hhhhHOWdoIdescribethiswithoutgettingkilled? Uhm. Your innerworkings, your, uuuterus is quite active. THough behind your bulwark of a cervix, your ovaries and uterus are, putting in??? Overtime??? Like any good CEO!꧂
one troll's enrichmmmment is another troll's oncommmming mmmmigraine
whenever i sollve a puzzlle on my lland it makes this sound which tbh does feell pretty good https://youtu.be/5FrEAjQT7ec
yeah ill call that a vwrap, i kinda wvanna rush through these boring match-ups. surprise surprise, aranea beat the lady nobody knovws in the #cronusbabeoff. shocker. bye dollie, better luck next time. er, hmm. actually im feeling a lil bad for her, giwven vwho she vwent against and wvhos running the thing... wvell! aranea movwes on! next up, novw heres an interesting one. porrim maryam vws. jane crocker! this is a high seed against lovw, but i think it could be anyones game. porrim has the ravw sex appeal and charisma, but janes been established on this site for a vwhile, just look through the "adored" tab dovwn there and youll see plenty of her cleawvage. i might havwe to let this one run a wvhile if its close. wvote belowv, as usual, for wvhich babe is hottest. #suggestiwve #nsfwv? <3 or <> for porrim <3< or c3< for jane
Pool Time. :>
There Will Be Times Where You Peer Into Me, Only To Be Met With Nothing. Whatever That Means.
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tHAT BR1NGS BACK MEMOR1ES,,, 「1NSUFFERABLE?! tHE aNGEL AND dEMON ON mY sHOULDERS gOT t1RED OF mY lACK OF A lOVE l1FE, SO tHEY tOOK 1T uPON tHEMSELVES TO lOSE MY v1RG1N1TY! k1LL1NG AND cULL1NG 1N eQUAL pARTS, tHEY eXPOSE mY mUTANT pUSHER TO THE wORLD AND cOMPETE oVER wH1CH oNE gETS mE lA1D! vAC1LLAT1NG 1N mY qUADRANTS AND w1TH eACH oTHER, tHEY wON'T sTOP pA1L1NG BUT nO oNE eLSE cAN sEE tHEM! bETWEEN ALL THE sABOTAGE, 1S 1T gO1NG TO BE oNE OF tHEM 1 lOSE MY v1RG1N1TY w1TH?! tHREESOME 1N sOME qUAD w1TH A v1OLET-bLOODED aNGEL, A mAROON-bLOODED dEMON, AND AN 1NSUFFERABLE mUTANT wHO lOOKS rEALLY gOOD 1N wOMEN'S cLOTH1NG?! kYA!~」WAS B*NNED RATHER QU1CKLY AFTER 1T STARTED PR1NT, FOR REASONS SUCH AS "pORTRAY1NG WARMBLOODS 1N A CULLER POS1T1ON, PORTRAY1NG AN BROAD-SPECTRUM TROLL UNHAPPY W1TH BE1NG CULLLED, AND PRESENT1NG A CULLEE UNHAPPY W1TH THE1R PRESENTAT1ON WHO WAS NOT ENCOURAGED TO ACCEPT THE BODY THEY WERE HATCHED W1TH AS BEAUT1FUL," WH1CH ARE OF COURSE, ALL NONSENSE, TH1NGS MUST ALL BE SO POL*T1CALLY CORRECT NOWAN1GHTS,,, sOUTHWESTERN bEFORAN AND cOMMON sTANDARD bEFORAN TRANSLAT1ONS ARE AVA1LABLE FOR ANY 1NTERESTED, - n1TRAM-DONO
Mid at best. All you can afford?
You Honor Me W|th Your W|se Words Venerable Treeaboo.
hONOR, AS W1TH MANY V1RTUES, 1S OFTEN BAND1ED ABOUT BY THOSE WHO HAVE NEVER FOUGHT FOR SURV1VAL. 1T 1S A F1NE 1DEA, USED AS A BLUDGEON AGA1NST THOSE WHO CANNOT AFFORD 1T, - n1TRAM-DONO
YOU MEAN IT ??
To reiterate, the #OldYoutubePlaylist will air from 11 AM EST tomorrow morning until it ends, which presumably will be around 8 PM. All are welcome to attend. I'll be posting the link shortly before airtime and throughout the day. Feel free to blacklist #OldYoutubePlaylist to avoid the reminders. DISCLAIMER. I am merely purporting to have cultivated an ERA-ACCURATE playlist. I cannot speak to your personal enjoyment. If you get onto the OLD YOUTUBE PLAYLIST and find the comedic stylings of "Like Mah Status," "Fred Goes Swimming," "Charlie the Unicorn," and "Taking The Hobbits to Isengard" to be dated and blase, I CANNOT HELP YOU. :B See you there!
sometimes being haunted is nice you never know
Shopping trip. #BettyCrocker #Reup #NeedMyMix #Yummers!
Calling you psycho the way that you're desperate, Scribbling proclamations like an illiterate text-wit. Shit was clipped out of context? Bitch, quit grasping at straws, She won't step on your face, but I'll enforce some laws. You think she's your purpose, your sole reason for life? You're just a cog in the system, perpetual victim of strife. Weeping bodily fluids like they're bars in the sand, While we're out here running empires you can't comprehend. Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the saddest of all? A total non-entity tryna play ball. Read, reread the garbage you vent in and out of the feed, See you’re a footnote in history for anyone's heed. Sucker for attention, can't think beyond your erection, All for a friend of a friend, no preestablished connection. You're kicking it solo, forever a clone, An absolute nobody wasting time on his phone. Dave's playing fuckin' ball? You do got that legacy, But the way your shit's twisted is downright fuckin' heresy. Get my knob off your mind, drop the text that you signed, You’re swinging out of your league and getting aligned. Quoting anime at me? Let's check back into reality, Your fragile mentality can't face my brutality. Your game is already dead, no head, no crown, Just a supplementary Strider acting like a clown.
@carbolicGalvanologist I would be remiss not to deliver upon my promise to celebrate your presence in my life- in the only dark, earthy tones that seem to proportionately convey my appreciation. Behold. I have named her The Bogtrotter. Twenty-four layers and ten inches in diameter. Roughly the weight of a rotund first-grader. Old Bruce himself could not have served you better if he'd been liquefied and baked into a juvenile diabetic puck. Happy Wriggling Day, KV. From your pal. :B
I lied. Put your clothes back on. We're watching old Youtube for the next six hours. Excluding official music videos, but including noteworthy brand advertisements. Justin Beiber's Baby is out. Rebecca Black's Friday is in. Old Spice "The Man Your Man Could Smell Like" is a-go. We have a sensible bouquet of Key of Awesome, The Gregory Brothers, and the RESPECTABLE Lonely Island skits. The old ones, with the homemade aesthetic. We have a thirty minute block of talking and/or emoting baby videos, followed by an Annoying Orange "Wazzup" palate cleanser, immediately followed by thirty more minutes of various cat videos. Nyan Cat falls under the animated chapter of the docket rather than the feline, for what I hope are obvious reasons. We then have a full hour of adult men angrily reviewing various pieces of media AND/OR ragequitting from a game. I like to mix my unjustifiable tirades with full-blown meltdowns for variety. From there we dive headfirst into the animation section. I've compiled a Llamas with Hats extended edit, amongst others. Then I say we cut a left to comedic skit dub-overs, culminating in The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger. Then onto the bloopers. We have a SUPERCUT of various gaffes and boners ranging from popular cinematic works to voice-acting to news reels. Our musical outro will be the DJ Earworm United State of Pop 2008, 2009, 2010, and 2011 in that order. THEN if you're still feeling froggy, we can pivot to old-school brawling videos caught on tape, from your phone, under the blankets. You will have to hold the phone up. And then sex I guess. #NSFW.
WHAT PANDAMAGED PERVERT DESIGNED THIS SITE. HEARTS ARE NOT “LIKE.” HEARTS ARE PITY. DIAMONDS ARE NOT “PITY.” DIAMONDS ARE “PACIFY.” OR “PALE.” OR “PAP.” NO WONDER THE ALIENS FIND QUADRANTS CONFUSING. WE CANNOT EVEN GET OUR SHIT TOGETHER. AND AGREE ON CONSISTENT TERMS. HOPELESS. ALL OF YOU ARE HOPELESS. IF YOU PEOPLE SAW CHARMS. YOUR BULBS WOULD MELT OUT OF YOUR NUGBONES. AS THOUGH WITNESSING FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE.
anyways back tw0 stupid garbage. #shitpost
Some patients can't 8e saved, 8ut that 8urden's not on you........ #auto8iographical #lightempath theantlers #lyricposting #rel8tionships
Ii think the museum itself may just be an ad t.o° be h.o°nesty but I f.o°rgivve it f.o°r this it was s.o° euph.o°ric evevn if Ch.o°ke is n.o°t necessarily my fav.o°rite even .o°ut .o°f cullas https://cdn.imgchest.c.o°m/files/6611ed755115.png
#MacroCullsmos #CanItRunHAL #CanItRunYAOI https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6ceb5459d2b7.gif - MC Oleana
THE M⧃UNTAIN C⧃ULD USE A BURGER MY NAME IS EVIDET ⧃ZATAP ALS⧃ KN⧃WN AS THE M⧃UNTAIN AND I APPR⧃VE THIS MESSAGE
don'T mean to be a detractor but this is like saying holy shit have you guys tasted water? this shit is crazy
SERKET REVIEWS: PROJECT ZOM8OID 8y THE INDIE STONE For my first installment of reviews, I chose to start playing a game in Karkat’s li8rary that had 8arely seen even an hour of playtime. At time of writing, I’ve gone WELL over the two hour threshold for refunds. Hopefully Karkat doesn’t mind, 8ecause I can tell this is going to 8e a game that sucks me in! Instead of 8eing the typical d8ting sim, lifestyle sim, or occasional looter shooter that is common to his li8rary, this game is user-descri8ed as an open world survival sim. I chose to dive into it without much research, and ignored the multiplayer function to 8etter immerse myself in the survival mechanics. This was the o8vious correct choice. The game opens to a haunting screen of a man cradling his m8tesprit closely, clearly attempting to comfort her as she is 8andaged and injured in the splash art. There’s a swell of dramatic music, and then thunder claps, lightning flashes, and you see the gruesome truth of the scene revealed as an ela8or8te ruse!!!!!!!! The man is ACTUALLY tearing at the flesh of his lifeless partner, who has yet to rise in undeath to join him in eternal hunger. That is essentially the entire tone of this game. You may not realize it, looking at the cute trash-gru88er8east mascot, 8ut dreariness and loneliness are the main experience, 8eyond the dread of the undead hordes slowly closing in around you. Zom8oid is a game that promises to punish the slightest misstep, and such punishment can very quickly send you into a tailspin of utter desol8tion. My first attempt at the game (post the ro8ust and informative tutorial, of course) was thwarted 8y a 8roken window lock! Had I 8een a8le to pull open the window to make my escape, I likely would have lasted several more in-game days. As it was, I was forced to start over and try again, this time a touch more cautiously. The first area where real mistakes can 8e made are in the character cre8tor screen. There’s a ton of options for how to kneecap your character from the get go, ranging from things to challenge yourself with, and work around, such as 8eing underweight or hard of hearing, all the way to the truly formida8le illiteracy tr8t, which makes it completely impossi8le to 8oost level growth 8y reading skill manuals. If you choose to 8e illter8te, and don’t know how to oper8 generators, you’re shit out of luck when the power goes out! 8etter hope you like to camp!!!!!!!! Taking positive attri8utes su8tracts points from your character sheet, while taking negatives adds them 8ack. I think it is a very 8alanced system that challenges you to take weaknesses that you can grow your character out of, such as 8eing unfit, overweight, or overall weak. Practicing fitness routines while not escaping from zom8ie assaults will eventually pay off, as you gain muscle and agility, just like real life! Food and rest are also required, much like real life. The nutritional system is fairly ro8ust, 8ut pretty punishing, though it does do an incredi8le jo8 of accounting for physical exertion for food and sleep needs. Your character can also 8ecome 8ored, or even depressed, which means a variety of food and entertainment experiences (such as 8ooks or tv shows) are required to stave off the inner demons of the zom8iod apocalypse. It’s rare to see a survival simul8tion take into account the needs of the mind and soul as well as the needs of the 8ody! There’s also a very ela8or8te crafting system, including the possi8ility to craft your own hive from scratch, crafting weapons and gear, and repairing or cr8ting your very own clothing and armor to fend off the hordes with. Each of these systems dovetail together to make an awesomely in depth and challenging game that somehow doesn’t start to feel like an organiz8tion sim until you’ve 8een playing the same save for several nights str8! As for gameplay, there are myriads of options to customize and tailor the experience to your desires. If you’re more interested in a relaxed approach, may8e a focus on the ranching and farming portions of the gameplay loop would 8e more your speed. If you find yourself a god among zom8oid slayers, perhaps you’d prefer to try the challenge options? And, like I mentioned 8efore, there IS a solid multiplayer 8ase out there, though I haven’t personally delved into that area of play yet. All in all, a solid 8/10. There are still game 8r8king 8ugs to 8e found AAAAAAAAALL over the place, which is crazy for a game that’s 8een in development for 6.9 sweeps! That’s 15 years for you humans out there, 8tw. Appar8ntly someone even stole the hard drive that had the early game stored on it, forcing them to start over completely once. Crazy stuff! 8eyond a little 8it of gameplay jank, there’s not much I feel compelled to complain a8out with this title, and I highly recommend it to anyone who likes to play solo survival games with huge maps and challenging scenarios. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/037caf4ea2c2.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f9f16c7a888c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/66acc553d388.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3aa94372518d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/38c1d94ea15d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/44618803912e.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/37287d796296.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6da84e0e119a.png #serketreviews #nsfw #gore
I be saying shit the other Mind players don't appreciate. Like BRAIN BLAST and Mr. Krabbbs. I have an ideeaaa.
God bless the souls of anyone playing against an overclocked heart player, for fucking real. #OverclockedHeartPlayersDoNOTInteract.
SKINAMARINK (2022). IT DRAGS. THEY SHOULD HAVE CUT. MAYBE ONE QUARTER OF THE LENGTH. STILL. A GOOD MOVIE. ALL AROUND. BUT THERE'S NOTHING SCARY ABOUT IT. "OHH. WHAT IF ALL THE DOORS VANISHED." BEEN THERE. "WHAT IF YOU WERE TRAPPED. IN THE HELL DIMENSION." DONE THAT. "WHAT IF THERE WAS AN EVIL FORCE. TALKING TO YOU. THROUGH VARIOUS ELECTRONIC DEVICES." SEEN IT. AND COME ON. BE REASONABLE. HOW ELSE IS HE SUPPOSED TO TALK. HE HAS NO MOUTH. NEVERTHELESS. IT EARNS SOME POINTS. FOR NOSTALGIA AND REALISM. FINAL RATING. THREE AND A HALF BALLS. ⚪️⚪️⚪️🌗/🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱 #MOVIEMAID.
࣪⊹₊˚{ + whether its beautiful or not ࣪⊹₊˚{ ࣪⊹₊˚{ its going to happen anyways! so why struggle against fate? }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ we are all already in the gullet of the whale, waiting. you can fight it + lose, or be afraid }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ or just give up! + HAVE FUUUUNNNN WHILE IT LASTSSSS! }*7*{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ sweeps ago, i saw it }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ i saw the other side. what we are gifted with when this all goes away }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ THERE IS NOTHING \}^o^{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ just darkness + arms + darkness + arms + darkness + arms + darkness + arms tied together fourever + ever on.... its soooo quiet. i never realized anything could be that quiet befoure then.... }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ its so beautiful }^o^{ + why would you ever be afraid of something beautiful? }˚₊⊹ ࣪
horrorterrors fuckin love me man maybe they can hear my lusus talkin to me or somefin i dunno its kind of cute #horror
f1rst fuck1ng th1ng 1 see 1s the1r b1tchass alt self compla1n1ng about them compla1n1ng. everyth1ng 1s a c1rcle
🚫🐙 ➡️ 🩸👹🗡️🪐💥 ✅🐙 ➡️ 🎀🍵🩰👛🏳️⚧️
࣪⊹₊˚{ YESSSS! }^o^{ #deepmaidens #girlglubber #glubinterrupted }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Believe it or not, we argued in the test kitchen over whether or not the drip was a touch on the nose. #BehindTheScenes #PrideMonth #Ally #GayCake #JustLikeYou
*=_-^ 𝔥ttps://file.garden/aujin6psk2be𝔥wdq/𝔥[]rsle𝔥ard.png t𝔥is is t[][] 𝔥ard ^=_-'
#BFFs #sisters #glubyou #derp #GetYourDerpOn
I suppose I owe a sincere apology to those of you whose contact with me has lapsed over the last... week? two weeks? I don't quite recall! :B Frankly, in all the lotus-eating festivity, I completely lost track of the calendar, and with it my professional agenda... but I take it Unreal Heiress kept my appointments and delivered my pre-formulated responses at the office in a timely manner! I've been away. It was entirely incidental that the extension of an invitation to "hang" reached my inbox so shortly after my... change in status. Hrm! And then we... gee. It feels invasive to summarize the hours upon hours of Gill Time which commenced across the following days! ... Where was I? Oh, yes, right. I guess I'm home now. Or. Whatever. Who cares. I miss you already, @cuttlefishCabbalist! :( More pictures of our escapades incoming. #BFFS #gillfronds #noromo #bestfriendsforever #sisters https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ff3e335cf5b7.PNG
I'm still mad and my 'puter still off, but all I have to say is, and with the dryest intonation possible, "Wow. I am shocked. Who could I have seen this coming?" Okay, bye.
mofos out here reely thinkin a gill cant be a certified stone cold badass wit shella killer vibes and like cute shit at the same time shame on em
heheheh. me when the all consuming specter of the dark strikes the cathedrall bells hearkening the dissonant tones of doom!
this is why its funny to be haunted by you, you say harrowing shit in the most inappropriate of tones.
HOLY FUCK. HOLY FUCKING FUCK, THAT WORKED. I'M BACK. WHAT THE FEUDAL FUCK IS THAT MALIGNANT MASS OF TEXT UPLOADED FROM MY CHITTR PROFILE.
Any time.
- History... is SO awesomme. 🙂↕️🙂↕️😆😆🙌🙌
- Ohhhh there's a cool olive on a hoofbeast in this one
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It’s when they wear a white sheet and go boo the whole time.
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Reducing people to their "one thing." People aren't one note Jack.
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not necessarily correct. he nnust ensure his hair is shaken out in the uuater to disperse any air bubbles.
Much of Uesugi Karkat's early life is completely unknown. Due to his total hemoanonymity over the many sweeps of his time in East Alternia, it cannot be deduced what province, prefecture, or continent he hailed from before his sudden arrival in Trollshiwara, the famous red light district of Troll Edo. What remains consistent is this — he arrived as a foreigner who did not speak the language, seemingly fallen out of the sky and into the cart of a local brothel owner. The owner was purportedly so taken with his boyish beauty and gap moe tsundere personality that he immediately set him to work as a courtesan within his business. It was here that Uesugi Karkat was first referred to by his East Alternian title, the AKATSUKI. Under the strict tutelage of the other courtesans, he learned to dance, sing, play music, pour tea with delicately trembling wrists, feign laughter at unfunny jokes, and weaponize the nape of his nugstalk in the way that an anglerfish lures its prey into its abyssal maw. However, accounts from the other brothel workers say that he was too ornery and foul-mouthed to do any of these things without erupting with rage. He did, however, learn the local language with surprising acuity, and the courtesans were deeply impressed with his natural propensity for writing romantic long-form poetry. Furthermore, rather than selling his concupiscent services as a low-ranking courtesan was expected to, the Akatsuki was supposedly so renowned for his talents as a pale quadrant advisor and ashen mediator that guests of some of the highest castes in Troll Edo sought him out solely for his comfort and advice. No information on the Akatsuki's hemocaste could be discerned during this time, due to never once shedding his genetic material with any customer or courtesan alike. In fact, so preternatural was his ability to touch the pusher of a customer without ever shedding his kimono that within three sweeps, he had already reached the prestigious rank among courtesans of a Boiran (boy oiran), which offered him considerable wealth and empowered him with the right to turn away any offer made in poor taste, even if they were of a higher-blooded caste. It was due to this prestige that he was later discovered by his next wealthy benefactor, who was the leader of a troupe of Grubuki actors, and began his next career as the ONNAGATA. Attached is one of the most popularly sold woodblock-print wall scrolls of his likeness, titled "Delicious Fucking Shit," for the ambiguity of its referral to either the grub-tempura or the courtesan himself. More of Uesugi Karkat's history to come in the following chitts. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/17e0aad9aa46.png #uesugikarkat
C:~ You only find horrorterrors erotic because you haven’t had to spend eons with them. Who would have thought that all-knowing deities could be so careless, sluggish and tiresome?<
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Perhaps the reason that witches have been so malligned in popullar cullture and follkllore for millenia is their nature of being difficullt to controll. They are a source of power that can be both unpredictablle, inscrutablle, and unablle to be lleashed. This of course lleads to power structures such as governments and llocall llords having great incentive to either expunge the truth of their existence in the historicall record, or to fabricate lless charitablle stories, or exaggerate and boost the visibillity of true cases of such uncharitablle depictions. This is unfair. Accept not the first stories you are tolld of such archetypes, for they bellie untolld depths. At lleast, for the one that I know. A beautifull, determined, and fierce woman. Kind as I have ever known.
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What is this. Who sent this to me. What does it even mean. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c85d6579cb53.png
Unreal Heiress, play Mr. Blue Sky by Electric Light Orchestra.
I hear the pleas of the masses. But the solution here is NOT more wanton violence. No matter how you may strike this miserable starving poonhound, you will not deter him from the table! ... There is only one weapon left in my artillery. A single lethal projectile by which to silence this fool.
THANK you, Cronus. This goes to show you that no one is beyond education. ... Is something burning? OH, GREAT BALLS OF FIRE.
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Just get off my post.
Crockercorp. One word, you disappointing fucking dullard. Also- the "BOARD OF DIRECTORS?" What reality are YOU dwelling under the funk of wherein OUR namesake corporation is run by ANYTHING other than our own private equity? You haven't bought back your own fucking stock? The bootstraps are for PULLING ONESELF UPWAYS, not tangling around your own gullet like an unobserved toddler stumbling into the window shades! :B But let us be quite frank with ourselves, shall we? You are cognitively ROTTING under the yoke of that contraption. You will never aspire to anything greater than burrowing mouth-first into your empress' shoe leather like a rat trying to find fresh air. And good gravy, that is ok! I have now thoroughly observed you. Beneath the heel of a more intelligent superior is precisely your niche, Jane. Hold on tight to that shelter, because we can all see VERY APPARENTLY that you do not have the chops for upper management.
An official statement on my rendezvous with @aeneasCaldarium. He joined me at the Crocker estate for supper, and we had a long, civil adult discussion on the subjects he erroneously ascribed to MY person in his sloppy pursuit of my alternates. I took great care to wipe that slate clean and to reeducate him (VERBALLY) on the state of my interests and endeavors. He was... more than receptive to my revisions. :| Then he left! I wholeheartedly accept the apology and corrected statement that followed. And that is all she wrote, buster!
Regrettably.
@gutlessGorturer Alrighty. Let us dispense with the pretense of pleasantry, here. I am going to shift to a lower gear NOT in retreat, but in response to what you must assume is a well-calculated assessment of my person. Some minor concessions. That I stress test my alternates and peers for low-risk data by which I may color my own upward momentum. Such is the necessary vehicle of self-improvement when one has blown off the training wheels and is shakily keeping upright of their own volition- something you know nothing about!! Also, they need a little pushing. It's good for them, and for you. Or it would be, if you weren't too augmented to make use of peer feedback. :P Anyhow, that is where your potency as a social saboteur falls to a fizzling, flat failure. Now on to your points in order. 1.) "Biological clock." Nonexistent. Someone tell this dizzy broad that MY ova are EVER-replenished. Frankly, you ought to know this if YOUR spawncannon is as fruitful as it must be for you to attack MY lack of reproductive bounty. I had better watch the accordion-fold print of YOUR legion of heiresses SPILL from your wallet. LET'S SEE UNREAL HEIRESS' LITTER. The mother hen scratches herself a proper nest before letting loose! I have AS LONG AS I'D LIKE to situate that space before engaging in Phase Two. 2.) You have narrated the cycle of behaviors in my posts. Congratulations. With effort, you might bust out of your CURRENT toady britches of absolute servitude and land a gig in the social media department at MY headquarters! Oh, wait, no. These are the baseline double-digit IQ observations of essentially anyone on the platform who performs a regular check-in on my page. Congratulations rescinded. 3.) I "speak like a CEO" because I am a CEO, who is electing voluntarily to share my personal opinions on certain matters on my PERSONAL SOCIAL MEDIA PAGE. If I were any battier on the main feed, it would be a disservice to my accomplishments in the court of public opinion. Again, a cavelike simplicity to the logic you wield. Could we wake up the SUPERcomputer? I fear my genetic neighbor is burning the interior of the TI-84 she's got banging around up in that empty coconut! 4.) I am a conduit of raw Creation and those properties of Life are mine to "abuse," although I take issue with your liberal application of the word. No jokes here. I am simply going to continue doing what I want! :B 5.) (To the reader: she counted my posts. What a fucking loonybird.) YOU have posted [TOO MANY] times, comprising a quantity I refuse to dignify with an actual figure. Whatever quantity of blithering has escaped your flapping mouth has run past the dadgum fill line. 6.) Eridan Week was in fact spectacular. We are eclipsing into a rare alignment of ideals for this brief moment. Bask in the shadow of my footsteps and see how much wiggle-room you've got yet to fill on those toes. 7.) Again with the a-words. Assault? I have a towering stack of liability waivers that beg to differ. Also missing the strategic point of that night and the greater event as a whole, which doesn't surprise me. You are such a dogmatic black hole that no humor may escape your gaze with ANY remaining merit, even the shroud of joviality over actual gamepiece movement! 8.) I LOATHE being subjected to the fumbling of an individual wearing my face and name. In your case, I'll give you a pass, because you've been rendered little more than an enforcer, and at that task within your own chronology I'm sure you're quite successful. I do not SELF-loathe. This is an inaccurate interpretation of my deeper motivations spawned by YOUR artificial imperative to get me on board with your Ponzi hubbub. Durr. On the off chance that these insults are being relayed strictly for guffaws (which I doubt), you're equally missing the mark. Missy, I have got your number as well as you think you've got mine. At the end of the day, I have BEEN you. You have never been me! One day, when the circlet falls from your scalp and the scales from your eyes, I will accept your blubbering apology in the form of your face mashed against the polished marble of my executive office floors. And then perhaps, PERHAPS, in the name of sisterhood, I will drop you a couple of pointers. Or maybe you'll just die like that OTHER Jane, tormented in biological inauthenticity and so augmented that her tether to Life itself pinched shut in utter rejection of her fate. But trust. It's one or the other for you. :B
... Thank you.
Legislation on Earth-C has officially outlawed the sale of all unauthorized, counterfeit materials bearing my likeness, including toys and other various silly comfortstuffs. Farewell and good riddance, "Janunu." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/77469c7a3c16.png
I really don't think they are obligated to do anything. It is exploring an interesting character space, it is appropriately tagged, it doesn't break any rules. They have followed every possible rule they can be expected to
Fuck, I could go for a burger right about now https://file.garden/adF0jTOt11Z83cfI/burger%20cat.jpg
✿ i want a burgur with 55 patties an 55 fries
I will 8egin 8locking people who are overtly hostile to me for no reason. I don't know where you get off on it, 8ut I've spent too long not setting 8oundaries.
I know we don't always get along. Like when I forgot to bring your favorite toXic waste. Or when you crushed my first two-wheeled travel apparatus with your large body. Or when you accidentally ate my favorite pair of Slewboutins. But I'm thankful for you, nonetheless. I won't belabor the sentimentality, as I know we'd both rather be flayed and dunked into hot oil. Happy #LususDay, dumpmother. I hope you enjoy your gift. #LususReveal #MyLusus https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7500b3ad0dfc.png - MC Oleana
[ >IT IS OK TO KEEPETH SECRETS! EVERYBODY HAS SOME SKELETONS IN THINE CLOSET! WRAITHS IN THE ATTIC. GHOSTS WITHIN THINE RESPITEBLOCK. MUMMY IN THE MEALBLOCK. ENCHANTED ARMOR UPON THE STAIRS. SLIMES WITHIN THE BASEMENT! MAYBE A GIANT SPIDER IN THE BACKYARD! A BEHOLDER OR TWO IN THE GARAGE. VAMPIRES ARE ALSO IN THE CLOSET!_ ]
Ugh. I know you all have been waiting with baited breath. So, fine. I suppose I can no longer deny you. Get me to 10k Kult, and I'll post #NSFW of myself. I've already booked a photorturegrapher for the occasion. #Girlboss #WomenInSTEM #WomenOutOfPocket - MC Oleana
just tripped a trap and coincidentally dodged it by bending over to check smth out, and it killed an enemy behind me. grubs hopbeast shit
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[OH $HIT IM ON 20 FOLLOWER$ AND I KNOW THAT MAY BE LITTLE BUT IMAGINE 20 GOLD INGOT$]
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could be. more epic.
🎪 peachy...! i like that :o] 🎪 ✨ humans are so interesting! :oD ✨
YOU COOK. WIT LOVE. YUMMY.
Did an Ollie. 🤘
NAPTIME. @grimAuxiliatrix BEDTIME STORY?
hELLO tREEABOOS AND M'LAD1ES. aRE YOU 1NTERESTED 1N P1CK1NG UP A TRADE? tHERE 1S ALWAYS WORK THAT NEEDS TO BE DONE 1N THE lOST wOODS. tHERE ARE ALSO ALWAYS TRADES THAT ARE DY*NG. wE HAVE SM1THS, WATCHMAKERS, GLASSBLOWERS, ALL OF WHOM WOULD BE EXTREMELY HAPPY TO TEACH YOU. aLL YOU MUST DO 1S CONTR1BUTE TO THE COLLECT1VE. wE ARE ALSO EXTREMELY 1NTERESTED 1N THOSE W1TH A TRADE TO TEACH. 1F YOU ARE 1NTERESTED, THE lOST wOODS W1LL F1ND YOU, - n1TRAM-DONO
Back In My Nights, Trolls Had Class. Culture. We Were Not Crude Animals Mindlessly Thrusting Into The Air As A Kind Of Mating Dance On The Internet. Oh, How Our People Have Fallen............. #nsfw.............
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The salamander beauty contest is going wonderfully! Bubbleblower the seer of the arcane just shook the house down with their secret talent... a line dance! The boot scooting boogie has never been done with such wet feetsies but she rocked this juke like a mad amphibian on a hot tin roof and the rest of the cats just went yowling. No competition has yet to step to her but i think well see it really heating up here soon.
https://open.spotify.com/track/2gyxAWHebV7xPYVxqoi86f?si=iD258MQsQ8aXErP7bWl-Kw #ongaku
SOM3 L1Z4RDS 4R3 V1V1P4ROUS! TH1S M34NS TH3Y G1V3 B1RTH TO L1V3 YOUNG. TH1S 1S 1N OPPOS1T1ON TO OV1P4ROUS L1Z4RDS, WH1CH L4Y 3GGS, 4ND 4LSO TO OVOV1V1P4ROUS, WH1CH DO3S NOT S33M TO OCCUR 1N 34RTH L1Z4RDS BUT 1S WH3N TH3 3GGS D3V3LOP 4ND H4TCH 1NS1D3 TH3 MOTH3R.
i could use another hobby
Anyways, Thanks for letting me have this opportunity. Didn't know you aliens also did crypto.. Interesting to see how common some things are between us.
i wwant people to wwant me like they apparently wwant evveryone else on this site #nsfw sorta
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In my opinion, nothing motivates people more than spite. Show me something that fills you with fervid rage. #Motivational #Ragebaiting - MC Oleana
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90% of poZterZ and ZcrollerZ give up right before theyre about to win big #NEVERZTOPPOZTING #NEVERZTOPZCROLLING
:33 < i think so? :33 < i dunno. i only purrlay hello kitty island adventure
((Okay but for real though. "Too long didn't read" or anything along those lines is mean to the person behind the character more than anything. Someone real *did* write all that and it's pretty hurtful to dismiss all that work to their face or tell them that they aren't worth the effort of reading a paragraph or two. Characters are gonna be mean but remember not to be a jerk to the real person.))
Everybody posts such interesting things. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
concept: out of your pan high drunk everything in between feeling their hands squish your cheeks to force you to down more liqour, forcing you to swallow, leaning in to messily kiss you through laughter afterwards feeling them blow smoke on your face for a secondhand coating their fingers in slime and forcing them down your throat you dont remember taking your pants off but it feels so good (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, #substance, #nsfw, #nsfwe, redcoded, flushcoded, unmentioned quads, chitfic, substance abuse, peer pressure, soporplay, mutual intoxication, archive rating: M)
starting to think some peoplle have their shame glland removed at birth i woulld wash this guy
jealousy is not vvery flatterin on you mindfang
#NowListening Miles Davis - 'Round Midnight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ys9wiGNDCvA
look wwho i found! not a #lusii but i found my alternate self cruising the beforus forests looking for a vvery strange prey indeed i wwas just on my wway to chat wwith the consternation wwhen i bumped into him selfie time!! https://cdnimgchestcom/files/2848a4333447jpeg
what if i had a party where it was a bunch of girls and were all having a sleepover and then we invite two human boys and we all sit around watching them touch each other until the party is over is this anything (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, party ideas, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
are you going to let me in ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, no, im not a human, pale visitor, #horror, #nsfw, #gore for bloody nose, #body-horror just in case, archive rating: M) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/09586683bdfd.png
I have always had my gripes with the Omegaverse as world8uilding, if only 8ecause I think of the grisly aspects of 8iological determinism are the seedy under8elly ever present in the world itself. You could almost say that it functions similarly to the hemospectrum in its societal implications, 8ut that's a whole other lecture that isn't appropriate in a Chittr post. #nsfw #Omegaverse
Im Not Taking That
finsane that ppl be askin for head on main lmao #nsfw
I think people who don't need glazzez zhould conzider wearing them az a fazhion ztatement. They look cute.
when the website is chitting the bed #chityoursellf
"= burying myself alive. if i have to read more. bulge posting. from those i have never met or talked to in my life. ="
"= why is everyone so. /like this/. on. their mains, i could never. ="
i always feel like that image of the guy standing in the corner at a party when people start posting that stuff.
Glubs eternally. Glubs externally. Glubs into t)(e abyss.
♯darkness as a ♯corruptinghorror is ♯disgustinglyoverdone / ♯blindinglight as a ♯corruptinghorror is ♯farmore ♯disasterous ♯dontyouthink
AGREED. THE PITY OPTION IS *CLOSE,* BUT I READ IT MORE AS A WITHERING STARE OF JUDGEMENT.
a silly little question, has anyone here ever played a game called sgrub?
Back at it once more. I intend to see today how deep this world truly goes. #CalderPlaysMinecraft https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/286a19c7ca99.PNG
yeah foresights my thing hayaah come on. and llook who didnt go! me!
↘️yes.↘️
I mEAnt thE pArt whErE thEy EnjOy sAyIng thAt-
Happy World Autism Day to every user on this site. You, as well as I, are celebrated today.
You know, all things considered, it was quite lucky to have perished only slightly after 8ecoming a proper adult. I cannot imagine having to deal with a perpetuity of experiencing pu8erty.
having a secret illicit rendezvous at work. (got a delivery of the paneer tikka masala again.)
Oh! I notice it but like you said I'm good at keeping my cool! I'm not letting some hooligans ruin my night and make me feel bad for being a Jade. Don't let anybody get on your nerves okay? That's what they want. They want us to snap!
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SEEK PROFESSIONAL HELP.
Enjo+ying tea by myself, keeping a clo+se eye o+n the rising sun o+ver the ho+rizo+n with a bo+o+k o+n the desk in fro+nt o+f me. I'm missing o+nly so+meo+ne to+ share it with, but it's perfect even witho+ut that. I ho+pe yo+u're all enjo+ying this turn fro+m night to+ day as well.
Don’t Care Didn’t Ask My Rumble Spheres Bounce When I Walk ( #nsfw ?)
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You don't have to cry. We live in a free country. Thanks to @barackObama for helping protect that.