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DOES "BILL NYE" EXPLORE THE INTRICACIES OF HUMAN ROMANCE?
Hehehe! Well, Sans Carol is a lovely name anyways. Christmas in July will be happening.
i jus wanted 2 see wat ud do and how long ud doit for
stand up...
sit down
fish live in the water.
[HE I$ GOING BANANA$ OVER ME... #BITE$MYLIP]
No problem
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okay this got a laugh out of me
NEVER LEAVE HIVE WITHOUT YOUR HAND-CRANK BATTERY CHARGER. you never know when youll need a spare battery
Especially vertically~. Because I'm aiming for the top~.
I swing every way~~~.
you know i didnt mention any of those things in my post about DRINKS and EGGS. :P which is to say i probably could do that but its not what im offering right now. :P
pffft- guess i gotta take your word for it
Cause every time we tung, I get this feeling And every time we kiss, I sahur I could fly
actually thats not terrible advice i guess
I think I should sleep all day... oh, I wish.
wish i was delusional to do that i'd i'm being honest, ha dog pun
rooms don't )(ave letters silly!
you just did.
hello. lesbian sans.
the lesbian sans is awfully quiet.
Oh golly, Sorry, I'm a little tired.. I misread your name. Hi Sans! Haha, good to see you on here! For some reason I misread Sans as Carol...
WHATEVER!!!
HRGRHHRR. WHATEVER. I WꐦNT KILL YꐦU EITHER.
EVERYTHING. THE PAST
glad we were on the same wavelength there though
THATS NꐦT WHAT I FUCKING MEANT IM NꐦT INTERESTED IN YꐦU ꐦR ANYꐦNE!!!
imagine havvin peek fashion taste and yet choosing to be a nudist. Funniest shit.
THIS ISNT ABꐦUT SEX. I EXPECTED MꐦRE FRꐦM YꐦU.
What should I feed to my jar of ichor <3 - Beef jerky <> - Flour <3< - A bug c3< - Assortment of pain killers
-=[HHEHEHEEEEH HEHOEHEUHOHOHO HEUHEUHOHOHOHO HUHUHU HOHOHEHAOHOEHOHHAHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!_☺]=-
⎚-⎚ >--i GIGGIEL I GIGGLE I LAUGH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAABHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵)
I just h★ve ★n eye for minute det★ils I suppose.
I suppose you found ★ w★y to m★ke time for it in the end.
D --> "i put a bet on a horse to come in at 10 to 1. it did, but every other horse came in at 12:30." D --> This is D --> Without e%aggeration D --> The most hilarious thing I have ever read in my eighty and so forth sweeps of life D --> https://forms.gle/%8CfgBJfJ4dTmVa%6
that guy from FNV said he had a theoretical degree in physics
Half and half whenever I refer to them as such.
Just because I have more important targets to deal with right now doesn't mean you're safe. Don't be shocked when the inevitable consequences of your actions put you in the grave, okay?
My taste in men is largely theoretical
H!! ch!ttr !'ve been very busy today...d!d ! m!ss anyth!ng?
Isn't It Nice Knowing Things No One Else Does?
Okay. Look at the sandwich rotating at approximately eye level. Enjoy, also.
Ok. You're a sandwich. Also what kind do you want
No...
How may I shape your reality?
Dear God.
Ketchup chip
A guy goes to a Halloween party with a girl on his back. The host asks him, "And what are you?" The guy says, " I'm a snail." The host says "And who's that on your back?" "That's Michelle!"
god i cant take it anymore im tearing up
〔•෴•〕 < Why is a white board an office favorite? Because it's re-markable! / *yuck, yuck!*
Hehe, I have more snail jokes for you all! Ahem! How do snails celebrate? They always shell-ebrate with style! Why do snails love reading? They prefer slow-paced novels. How do snails get around town? They use snail transportation, of course!
Snail fact of the day: Did you know? A key characteristic of mollusks is that they lack an internal skeleton or bones, but snails are not unprotected. In fact, the primary distinguishing physical characteristic of a snail is its spiral shell. Snails have a hard, protective shell coiled into a spiral shape. Composed of calcium carbonate, the shell grows with the snail throughout its life and protects its internal organs, including its lung—unlike aquatic snails, land snails breathe air. The snail continuously adds calcium carbonate to the shell's edge until it reaches its adult size. The shape and size of the shell can vary widely depending on the species, with some featuring ornate patterns or colors.
What did the snail say to the other who had hit him and run off? I'll get you next slime!
What does a snail wear to go dancing? Escargogo boots.
I think you're just kind of bad at comedy. No offense.
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This Letter Comes From @aphysicalamusement Addressed To Me, It Goes As Follows: "so A Person Got A Job As A Mail Deliverer, And On Their First Day They Were Handed A Package. They Looked At It, And Immediately Went "this Isn't For Me"." oh. Haha! https://forms.gle/4ycw6eumipyqffi47
the worst fing abt havin mechanical hands is i can't even FEEL like wtf is WRONG wiff me whydidnt i fink of dat i dnt even KNKW HOW
þure i can give you 20 keep the change
i dont have a million but youre welcome
* My life is like a video game * Trying hard to beat the stage.
fun fact: "grinch" is shꙮrt fꙮr "grilled cheese". - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
sure. barely anything else happening
...dude are you gonna show me your fursona or not
remember: yꙮu're always "being yꙮurself". there's nꙮ ꙮne yꙮu can be except fꙮr yꙮurself. that is, except fꙮr the ꙮther guy... - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
this site is the only one with good ads injured? good comedy gold over here
Knife.
Are you vague posting on MY chittr timeline
some of your posts really incest upon themselves #incest
SELL YꐦUR SꐦUL
whats your job are you like a porn artist or something. #suggestive?
D --> I did not see this before, apologies D --> Thank you for the support
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ exactlyyyyyy you get it #thoserichguyslooovedtakingmeouttoeat #alsomyfriendstakingmeouttoeatwasagiftimo #couldntaskformore
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i waz tta1king tt0 z0me0ne at 0ne 0f tthe cafez we vizited and n0w i am fixing a pr0zthetic hand. tthiz iz n0t a c0mp1aint i am juzt fazcinated h0w we g0t here.
Spin in a circle
This is a good one.
JIMMIE! GO ALL IN ON [Hot Singles in YOUR Area!] MUSIC OF THE PAST IS THE [Wave of the Future!]
Monday comes after Sunday, has this been studied???
i love you in a respectable way for a man to love a lesbian! which is to say platonic!
this is seriously the greatest thing anyone has ever posted. i love you potentially lesbian sans.
🙄 The so called tolerant left when 6 7
67
oh okay. i am sorry for assuming then ambiguous sexuality sans.
but my mouth has no hands
for sure
holy shit
tell me
listen closely cuz this is kind of hard to follow tater tots cheese (any kind) chili
#lifehack you can eat popcorn in the bath
>> Pour¡ng THC rootbeer over ¡ce cream Make f1oat 🍦
all i do is post about food on here now but listen these chili cheese tots are bitchin
Not in the slightest.
Hey what does this mean.
e7777. tread lightl7, i've got a bad histor7 with doppelgangers. 7ou do have the right sexualit7 to be me, though, so there's that
ok man.
This whole thing is turning out more amusing than I anticipated.
oh so you're just pretending to be her. okay.
I mean. Okay. Fair point.
\ a cann0n event... /
3> You're right. I like my horns. <3
Well.... No. More like "Story canon"
I'm alright with this.
different kind of canon.
Well what the fresh fuck is this
It's a canon cannon.
b0dy swap m0vie but the pe0ple swapping is tw0 cl0nes 0f the same guy. #megid0p0sting
hahahaha yoour a funny fella
Wait a fucking second
Yeah, sure.
(( OMG ITS YOUUU I fucking KNEW IT snrk... but I see...I'll think about it for a while))
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why are you evidence
⧃ What the fuck.
fuck you should've commented fasta id do dis
>=>}Gog, Maybe I Do Need A Matchmaker... -9-
@zoosmellPooplord brought it up so I'm taking this to the public forum. I myself am between 3 and 7 when I sleep alone. When I sleep with someone else is none of your business.
Yeah...!t's k!nda d!ff!cult!!! Although...! guess you could? Fahaha
[|87 :: Lets hope the ;ncreased heartrate doesn't cause exped;ted bl00d loss then
[|87 :: When 1 say "laughter ;s the best med;c;ne" 1 mean humor can help people cope w;th trauma and depress;on. Mak;n someone laugh ;sn't go;n to f;x the lacerat;on across the;r jugular.
(˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵) —— What a riddle! HOpe they can shed sOme light On this seriOus questiOn! (｡• O •｡) —— (˘ ³˘)
(˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵) —— Hmm... I dOn't knOw! What DO yOu call it? (• _ •) —— (˘ ³˘)
What...me??? Uhhh a skeleton w!th no L....uhhh hmm...!'m not to sure!!!
[|87 :: A skeWaton
[|87 :: 1 do as a matter of fact. 1 may have dabbled ;n the xylobone, once or tw;ce.
[|87 :: Because ;t g;ves me an excuse to rummage around peoples ;nternal organs w;thout them hav;n a pan;c attack. And sav;n people ;s c00l t00 1 guess
[|87 :: They always ask "WHERE 1S THE MED1C! OH GOG, MY 1NTEST1NES ARE HANG1NG OUT OF MY STOMACH!!!" but they never ask "How ;s the med;c?" smh #horror #gore #bodyhorror #doctorproblems
[|87 :: Me. 1 am the med;c. https://c.tenor.com/YPsBOdthakkAAAAd/tenor.g;f
NIC3 NIC3 NIC3
၄⋆၃ a skeleton question mark dont skeletons usually have no eyes question mark