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good girl.
go to your condy's embrace. s)(e'll fix you up fine, and nofin will feel complex or borin anymore. and t)(e questions, muc)( like any ot)(er questions, will go away...
ITS ALWAYS FUNNY when people turn around and apologize to you after they realize youre RIGHT. hindsight 20/20
thats ok then
as my next PRESIROYAL DECREE i declare that ALL yuri has to be done through BLOODSPORT COMBAT
my tail wags when im called a good girl :)
man i cant STAND weebs
arf!! good puppy!!!!
yay im glad :D
@gardenPupstic )(eading to some important s)(it, watc)( t)(e s)(ip.
good girl!!! good puppy!!!!!! :D :D :D arf!!!!!!
I take back w)(at I said about t)(is place being a cespool t)(is s)(it is finuy as )(ell
Good mutt, don't cause a scene t)(at s)(it makes me look bad
LIME IS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL COLOUR…WHEN SPILLED ALL OVER THE GROUND.
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dude. your quirk. does not make that word look good.
you are just )(avin your own t)(in over )(ere arent you )(as s)(e even seen you? gotta wonder if s)(es real...
the more you hide something and tell people not to do it, the harder they'll do it.
sweetest thing i ever heard comin from u lol
THIS WILL BE FUN.
𝙲𝙸𝚃𝙸𝚉𝙴𝙽 𝚁𝙴𝙼𝙸𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁: 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝, 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚌𝚒𝚛𝚌𝚞𝚖𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚜, "𝚐𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚊 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚝" 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜. Ψ 𝙶𝙻𝙾𝚁𝚈 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙰𝙻𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙽𝙸𝙰𝙽 𝙴𝙼𝙿𝙸𝚁𝙴. Ψ
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//hello. this is a content disclaimer. burais is, in the near future, going to become delusional - not in a "danger to others on chittr" way, but also not in a harmless or goofy way. something akin to the level of mental stability the grimbark jades on here exhibit. it will be a temporary arc, but for those who do not wish to see it, this is your forewarning. i will post another warning just before it begins. no hard feelings about blocks. however, if you are comfortable with your character or characters being involved in this arc, please hit me up. i have Plans.
𝙲𝙸𝚃𝙸𝚉𝙴𝙽 𝚁𝙴𝙼𝙸𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁: 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚍𝚎𝚕 𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚣𝚎𝚗. 𝙻𝚘𝚢𝚊𝚕. 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚐. 𝙷𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚛𝚢, 𝚢𝚎𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝. 𝙾𝚋𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚝, 𝚢𝚎𝚝 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚍𝚘𝚌𝚒𝚕𝚎. 𝙲𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜. 𝚁𝚎𝚌𝚎𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜. 𝙼𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚍𝚞𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎. 𝙲𝚕𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚊𝚝 𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚔 𝚘𝚏 𝚍𝚞𝚜𝚔. 𝙴𝚗𝚓𝚘𝚢𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚠. 𝚂𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚊 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚖. 𝙽𝚘 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚝𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚌. 𝚀𝚞𝚊𝚍𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚍, 𝚢𝚎𝚝 𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚎. 𝙻𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚑𝚒𝚟𝚎, 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚊 𝚑𝚘𝚖𝚎. 𝙷𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚡𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚜. 𝚃𝚘𝚕𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚗𝚎𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜. 𝚂𝚞𝚋𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚍. 𝙵𝚊𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚍. 𝙰𝚗 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚝. 𝙸𝚗 𝚊 𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚛𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚞𝚖. 𝙾𝚋𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗 𝚐𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜 𝚠𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚜. 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚟𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚛. 𝙰𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚠𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚍. 𝙽𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚎𝚜𝚌𝚊𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚐. Ψ 𝙶𝙻𝙾𝚁𝚈 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙰𝙻𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙽𝙸𝙰𝙽 𝙴𝙼𝙿𝙸𝚁𝙴. Ψ
I BET SHE IS.
ረⓞᴠ𝙚 νɨ𝙚we𝙙 ẗ𝐡r🅾𝘂ƃɦ thɘ ẗɦ𝕣ea𝐝 🅞f a nｅｅ𝐝1ﻉ שɨ𝖙𝐡iᴎ 𝙖 𝐡🅾ｒ𝔰ﻉ'⒮ ﻉሃ𝙚 𝙞𝐬 ⒜ ɭov𝙚 ¢𝐡aɭlｅ𝐧ƃﻉ 🅾ｖｅr ʇ𝐡e ¢ﻉńt𝘂r𝙞ɘ⒮. Ｉʇ 𝔴𝙞𝙡l b𝙚 𝖙rαƃi𝖈 f🅞𝘳 𝙩𝔥ﻉ 𝐡🅞ｒ𝔰ｅ.
I FORGIVE BAD PEOPLE. FOR ALL OF THEIR SINS. WHAT YOu CONSIDER TO BE SINS. ARE NOTHING. IN THE EYES OF A CHERuB. YOu HAVE ALL BEEN FORGIVEN. I HAVE GROWN APATHETIC TOWARDS YOuR MISDEEDS. CONSIDER IT A BLANKET PASS. EVERYTHING YOu DID. NOW. RETROACTIVELY. IS NOTHING WRONG. ABSOLuTELY EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOu. YES. EVEN YOu. HAVE BEEN FORGIVEN BY CALIBORN.
:33 < meow meow meow meow meow :33 < mrrrrooowwwwwwww :33 < i ship caliborn x lil cal :33 < meow meow meow meow meow :00 < nepetahours
▲weirdly yes▼
𝙲𝙸𝚃𝙸𝚉𝙴𝙽 𝚁𝙴𝙼𝙸𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁: 𝙵𝚘𝚗𝚝 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚞𝚎 𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚕 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚎 𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚜. Ψ 𝙶𝙻𝙾𝚁𝚈 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙰𝙻𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙽𝙸𝙰𝙽 𝙴𝙼𝙿𝙸𝚁𝙴. Ψ
yall ever watch the human cartoon "the lil mermaid" dat beach CUT-E as FUCK her hair is on point she feisty an most shrimportantly she ROCKS PINK not only that but she dgaf what her lame-ass fuckin ancestor/guardian/waterever says she gonna do her own thang! and another minor thing but she also shows an evil seductress witch whats up js anywaves the mfs who say she a "bad role model" oar "gave it all up for da bulge" are just glubbin haters who missed the whole point lil mermaid a certified BAD BITC)( STAY MAD
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jades lips are so soft..... i love her so much ❤️ "oh angie which one?" all of her!!! and them and sometimes him!!!!! ive only kissed three so far but i love every single one :)
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> 0h thank fuck the f0nt's back
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THE SECOND I CALL OUT JAKE ENGLISH FOR BEING A PHONY THIS SITE GOES TO SHIT. OBVIOUSLY THIS IS BECAUSE HIM AND HIS MORONIC COMPANY HAVE SOME KIND OF STOCK IN THIS PLACE. IT'S A CONSPIRACY AGAINST ME. BECAUSE I'M GREEN. #JAKEISRACIST < GET IT TRENDING.
JAKE ENGLISH IS A FRAUD, A CUCKOLD, AND THE LAMEST BETA MALE IN EXISTENCE. THERE IS A REASON HE IS THE ALPHA MALES UKE.
I'm very glad.
Daily Tarot Card. Eight of Cups. You have reached a turning point in your life today, a small, yet important decision may have effects in your future. You are being warned about the possibility of disappointments and the loss of old friends. Don't allow yourself to be let down again by those who continue to do so. #DailyTarotCard
I DO LIKE NEW PLAYTHINGS…
BARK BARK BARK EVERYONE LEAVE JADE ALONE!!!! youre not helping anything by antagonizing them!!!!!!!!! just ignore them!!! just block and let them live!!!!!!!
LEAVE MY FAVORED PLAYTHING ALONE. I HAVE PLANS FOR THIS ONE.
you s)(ould make a fanclub of me, for me.
im bot)(, yes.
HAVING TROuBLE MAKING ROuNDS ON CHITTR DOT ING? STRuGGLING TO MAKE A SPLASH IN AN OCEAN OF APATHY? WANT TO MAKE CONNECTIONS? PuLL STRINGS? STRINGS AROuND NECKS? GAROTTE WIRE STYLE STRINGS AROuND NECKS? WANT TO COMMAND LOYALTY? TRuE uNFETTERED LOYALTY? WANT TO BE RECOGNIZED FOR ALL THE BAD THAT YOu DO? FOR THE COMMuNITIES THAT LAY IN RuIN BECAuSE OF YOuR AWESOME REACH AND TERROR SPREAD? NEED SOMEONE SO LOYAL. THEY WOuLD DRAG THEMSELVES THROuGH THE DESERT WORLDS. OF ABOMINABLE ASTRAL SPAN. OF COLLIDING EVENT HORIZONS. OF THE INKY BLACK CREATuRE FEATuRES OF ENDLESS APOCALYPTIC SPACE. JuST FOR A LICK OF YOuR APPROVAL AND ACKNOWLEDGEMENT? APPROVAL? uNFORTuNATELY. YOu CANNOT HAVE ANY OF THIS. THERE IS NONE OF IT LEFT. I HAVE TAKEN IT ALL. ALL OF IT. BuT IF YOu WERE ME. THIS WOuLD BE YOuR EVERY DAY. OBSERVE. A FRACTION OF WHAT IT IS LIKE. TO BE CALIBORN DIFFERENT. HEE HEE. https://i.imgur.com/lr6zGGB.png
i love weathergirl / this song / is so good
yo yall ever )(ear a )(uman yodel t)(at s)(it funny as fuck
:33< okay! :33< yay :DD <3
MY FATHER IS AN IDIOTIC HAS BEEN WHO HUMILIATES HIMSELF CONSISTENTLY. I’D FIND A WAY TO PURGE HIM MYSELF IF WATCHING HIM STUMBLE WEREN’T SO MOTHERFUCKING FUNNY.
i just cried soooo friggen hard lmao
like i mean i dont even know why you gills bother at this point like give it up its me! i win! you lose! 38D
#gaymovienite isnt over yet but if u wanted 2 come and culdnt ill have a poll up tomorrow 4 the next movie nite this time made to make sure u dont miss it
butcher vanity- nice one
omg im having so much fun!!!!!!!! @gardenPupstic https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d0a30479d37a.jpg
(( I HAD TO SPRITE HER JUST FOR THIS BIT ))
who wanna play #gore with me
Darkness, light; they are 8ut alignments that feed the same result. You can sit there, holding that anger. Or.... you could split open some rocks through the sheer erosion of the wind. Your pick. One of those is infinitely more fun.
freak moded but respect
SATURN KNEW BEST. GNAW ON THE BONE. CONSUME YOUR OWN.
its in your nature. always )(as been.
kultivate it! hehe
i just dont understand me sometimes. not like, me, me. but other mes. how? how could you be so... so... ugh! ugh! i dont even think im going to be able to pretend anymore. i was having fun puppyposting and being a silly dog but that memory box thing dredged up way too much! im jade harley. youre also jade harley. sometimes youre not. but thats okay. we can be okay. we dont have to do this. we dont have to be this way. you didnt have to turn out that way at all. but you did. and i did. we did, together. and were human. mostly. we try to be, anyway. but sometimes we just need to escape from that. whether its through being a puppy, playing with our friends, or, you know, whatever. but there are things we couldnt, or really, shouldnt escape from. we could have been better, you know. but everyone thinks that. but i know that. we could have been so much better than what weve become. all of us suck. i died, youre all... the way you are. neglectful, hurtful. sure there are some that arent really offenders, but ive got my eye on you because i cant help but to notice a pattern across all the ones that have yet to prove me wrong. i dont know if we can make it right. not to yiffy (terrible name and you should be jailed, by the way). i mean, deejay seems to take it well. but even beyond them. what we did with people who should be our friends is sickening. im glad! im glad i never got grimbarked, or, or, or, you know, like. brought into a candy or meat timeline or whatever. im glad i never put my friends through the wringer. im glad i dont have a reputation for being a #nsfw womanizing sex fiend. im glad that a lot of you were able to do what you want with your life. but, i didnt get to do that with mine. you know how many times i have to hear dave make the same joke that we live in the gorillaz plastic beach house? because we do. and its a terrible bubble and i dont know why we live here. but we do! im sorry for #venting. but this #vent is important to me. its so important to me to get off of my chest. because, its kind of a flashbang. chittr, that is. to join a website and try to see what all of my other selves are up to. and then i get told and shown day in and day out how terrible we are! like! on a moral scale! i think i can forgive some of it... we didnt always have control, you know. so. like. get over it. right? i should just get over it. but it eats at me. it digests me. i spend my time being ritualistically dissolved by thoughts of jealousy. i want to make it right. i want to make everything weve done right! but, but, but i cant! i just! cant! does anyone understand how i feel about this? seeing your alternates? just waste? everything? okay. ill shut up now.
i dont know which is worse... if she just skipped me, or if she did me and i just cant figure out which one i am #vague
jaaade..... :c do you need me to come over and do it for you?
god i fucking love jade >w<
#nowplaying #nsfw i love that u shake when i ravage your skin its so easy to bite with ur hands pinned https://open.spotify.com/track/37BZW7WkMBkWyIVs5OMVJt?si=1c26cdbc221e4983
need to be a lil cruel sexual style again for fun cause digging my talons into someones thighs rules but damn leavin my apartment sucks #nsfw
gay ptide 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
bro used to love pride month every year when i was growing up actually he said it was the best time of year cause all the queers were more open about it easier to spot them for #hate #crimes #happypride
sometimes when im stumped i take some time out alone to really think about it. maybe you need the same. but, whatever you decide, just know theres no wrong way to love, okay?
*WRONG ACCOUNT
Taking fucking awesome spider gam8ling pirate estrogen.
mad c)(ill yo
And every day, us women weep in joy, honored that The Chosen Feminist is here to save us from the cruel sexism of today.
DO NOT INSTIGATE CONFLICT. AROuND KITTYBITCH. SHE ALWAYS WINS. ALWAYS.
god i love killing
CONSENSUALLY
i think i can blab enough to distract you what are you in the mood for we got shenanigans we got stupid fun possible facts we got intellectual discussions on the best sleep position
What Exactly Happened If You Could Be More Clear I Can Assist You With Whats Bothering You
Ladies, why settle for a man with one measly bulge when you could have an abomination of a woman with over 300 tentacles? #nsfw
:33< yeah
i like 7ou!
Awoooooo
i like you a lot!!
c< i dO! >c
Evil version of myself? ሠቹll by a complete moral position ሠቹ don't think ሠቹ are the most evil rose to exist though on the spectrum of good and evil, ሠቹ would most likely end up on the latter.
im literally just c)(itting )(ere
(( Heya! Sorry for disappearing for a bit! I’ve been having a bit of burnout on top of some wrist pain because of my work. If anyone wants any updates on their character’s mii let me know and I’ll try and get that done for you :]
Just the same, I'm not entirely sure how mean I could be to you. But consider: An old firecracker of a woman - not mean, but tough, because she knows you can handle it. Challenging. Crass. Gruff, but all smiles. *That* is what always got me going.
(=^･⩊･^=) < THIS ONE IS RISQUE.~ HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/83CE1A0A8747.PNG #SUGGESTIVE #NSFW
)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(! come over and test t)(at t)(eory sometime.
i trust you profor!! <3
▲no but seriously if you call me a slur while pailing ill be turned on as fuck▼ ▲with consent obviously dumbass▼ #nsfw
▲what like ‘bad girl’ or would ‘mutt’ count▼
<<"hehe, yayyy!!!">>
(=^･⩊･^=) < I SHOULD BUY MEOWRE LEASHES AND COLLARS.. I N33D MEOWRE FUR MY COLLECTION!!!
)(ow did i type smell on dis post
some of u wild wit )(ow loud u r aboat wantin me smell 3B-)c luckily i ain't offended but reel goofy )(ow some delusional mofos t)(ink t)(ey gots a c)(ance
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@gardenPupstic Once upon a time you remember it well, the cloud fogging your mind the break you feel it overwhelmed. Flashes or red and green as your teeth bore into him again and again and again. Your own kin, your brother...or was it sister? You never got to know you suppose. With each kill they came back again and again. And you slashed again and again. Their blood painting you red the hunger never satisfied as the lady in charge had you continue away. Until finally they stopped coming back , the body a mess of parts and gore not even human anymore. You still think about it right? How many times did you kill him that night. I'm...so sorry 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
((I'm assuming it's accidental but this reply being marked OOC is really sending me lmao))
DIRECT EXAMINATION EXPERT TESTIMONY! i'm partial to Eriette, the Beguiler or Obeka, Splitter of Seconds. one of those
Thank you.
for human, grossly underqualified for canine, grossly overqualified!!
6osh, didn't expeCt suCh a hi6h ratin'! bless yer sweet soul... /)/◡/(\
As much of a shame as it is to head to sleep when so many versions of my favorite person (Jade) are online, I do have to sleep while I have a small break from the headaches. Goodnight.
CorreCt list!
:33< so long as our pailing stayes squarely in d33ply clawnfusing quadwise im happy with that answpurr :33< #nsfw ;33
yea.., yea!!! i want to be able to find myself!! to know myself! ill get there eventually just like you did!
Yep! All for you Lil Pup.
duh treat before treat afterwards treat during and belly rubs afterwards before and during too and puppykisses actually really nothing beats being a dog yall have it made
stay strong....
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@gardenPupstic You feel it rushing the feeling of adrenaline breaking the foreground, your stomach getting sick but your mind fully satisfied. You feel it all breaking down around you. The blood staining your claws the gore all scattered about. Brute force was the only way SHE felt dealing with these other unkileable pawns and after this time around it seems she was right. Your friends are gone finally, you are one of few remaining...you should feel dread, anxiety, anger. The worst part is you feel proud. You feel great for killing them all just because SHE told you too because SHE wanted it. You would do anything for her...and it will stay that way won't it. #violence #gore 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
@gardenPupstic food's done! [Pictured: a massive hunk of lamb, seared to perfection, left on the bone, the meat is thick, red still oozing from it. it was lain out on some seared spinach, though it was mostly there as a cosmetic side for plating. speaking of sides, an entire slice of shepards pie.] was originally just gonna do mashed potatoes but i figured i'd give you lamb in two styles! i'll zap it over soon. let me know what you think. if i need to, i'll figure out a way to irradiate a lamb chop without nuking myself too! just let me know.
I am your ever transparent Host. To be precise and accurate with my current tier of employ, gaze upon my roster of newly hired individuals. @gullibleColumnist as the Doormaid. In this highly specialized role, the Doormaid will be in charge of the Keys to my manor and penthouse. @pliableDecadence#3682 as the Cuekeeper. You will find Serpaz's unique talents lend greatly to the maintenance of the various machinations assigned to her existence. @carbolicGalvanologist as the Chalkbox. As the Felt's Custodial Utilitarian, Karkat currently presides under direct command of the Handmaid during his trial period. A strong recommendation from Kurloz Makara has landed him this position. @terribleFate as the Nameless. Caliborn recruited this individual, whose many services are free to any member of English's Chosen upon request. Of course, there are many more to be considered, as this does not include my various contractors, free agents, double agents, triple agents, or those who simply enjoy the presence of the Felt in their operations. I have roughly twenty three more applicants to file through tonight. I will be doing so whilst enjoying the sweet chords of my Songbird, whose handle shall remain hidden until she decides it is time for her grand debut.
aodhan is culled tonight live #directposting
As the guards march me out to the courtyard Somebody cries from a cell, "God be with you" If there's a God, why has he let me go? As I walk, my life drifts before me Though the end is near I'm not sorry Catch my soul, it's willing to fly away Mark my words, believe my soul lives on Don't worry now that I have gone I've gone beyond to seek the truth When you know that your time is close at hand Maybe then you'll begin to understand Life down here is just a strange illusion #Lyricsposting
time traveled to the end of forever just now btw still count on you there too
https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/1521/cb3dd42342554e5fefc9176f1a49d081.png?15306741 #nsfw damn it vriska! you made me get boobs >:(
https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/2492/sample_d47b754733f23adfdb763d589edfec6b.jpg?17248421 #nsfwe #nsfw holeee shitballs
roxy said i look really pretty in this :U #nsfw https://wimg.rUle34.xxx//images/931/7c179124c33c24352c46c81ac04fbaff.png?10967924
Sex. Penis. Tits. #nsfw
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/da048f52f692.png #nsfw #nsfwe becaUse @lilshitpeta asked :U
)(appy murdermorial day w)(ere we remember bot)( all t)(e fallen forces of MY ------EMPIR-----E as well as a moment of silence t)(inkin about )(ow sick it was t)(at we've blown up multiple planets for t)(eir resources inside of em okay moment of silence time now damn. t)(e way t)(e core of t)(at planet blew up... makes me s)(ed a tear everytime
https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/1474/6d9908101e1010a583164c52a568c954.png?17199504 #nsfw Any guys out there need some spare she/her pronouns? ;;;;)
@GARDENPUPSTIC FOUND MYSELF A BIT BUSY, BUT AS PROMISED, MX. [A CUP OF GREEN TEA APPEARS ON THE NEAREST SURFACE TO YOU]
https://open.spotify.com/track/1cfPNwRLEHrboJFhY6wtDt?si=nGR7g5PLSW-1-7iuz5CzOA #mooo
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gosh dang!!!! im always barking this!!!!!!
niiiight jade :)
i am cuddling with bec for #jadehour!!! he is so done with me tho!!!
can we get jade hour as a holiday?! can we talk to trollbama about that??!!!
guys... i have to tell you something... im... filipino! i know this must be very hard for some of you to hear. but i promise im still the same jade ive always been! i really hope this doesnt change how you see me!!
H4PPY #J4D3HOUR
It sucks missing people you can't reach out to.
hear me out the jades mitosis is happenin live rn
angie.... youve gone from needing help to giving it so fast <3 i am here for you too jade!!!! my dms are open anytime! and so are these! ^owo^ (those are my listening ears!)
Jades are also on my mind, naturally. But they aren't typically terrible and evil so including them in that post wasn't necessary.
its my job!!!! woof :)
...talk to me when youre ready ok? ive been through this becs here to help though i promise :)
alcohol? #substance
B-------------EAT )(-ER ASS
𝗠🅾ve o𝐧 α𝐧𝕕 𝙖¢ƈﻉṕ𝖙 ᶜhanﻭﻉ. T𝔥e tⓞｒmｅⁿ𝖙 𝖈oᴎt𝗶nｕｅ⒮.
Take your time, dear. You're going to be fine, I promise. And you have us, right behind you, to make sure you end up being fine.
........ good boy, bec i love you jade
im sorry
A shame about the ring, though. Still, things can always be kept in mind for future use.
(( shit i forgot #flashinf fuckkk
https://storage.homestuck.com/story/homestuck/media/images/inline-text/shehaswhat.gif ((#nsfw for #flashing))
ask from a jade! dunno which one LOL "On a scale from one to ten how cute and/or girl are you?" cutest girl ever, girliest girl to girl NEXT question..
gonna spit some r)(ymes reel quick
co co nut my fav fruit but yanno pine apple and mango bot)( kinda fuck
Anyways, in other news, I have pizza in the fridge. Huzzah. I’m never a huge fan of reheated pizza actually, but it’s certainly better than anything else.
Three applicants have finished my #290Questions. You, of course, will as well. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSd7vuDNOSo3Brtq8VheXcFMFBSuk80deahpvfW8Jeoh8DIcpw/viewform?usp=header
:33< okay <3 :33< YAY!!! <3
all dogs go to heaven and all cops go to hell cause mans best friend wont put a bullet in your head but a cop fucking will. #lyrics
sames⚘es
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exactly!!! im into pet play because of. um. trauma i guess!!!!!!!!!
oh! then i guess you dont want to try out your cathedrals on me, huh? :)
c< HONestly, tHats real as fucK >c
:33< hey meow too :DD
𝗥𝗘𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗗𝗦: 200 gold [Hard Mode Reward], 250 exp [Hard Mode Reward], "Fortress Scaler" (Achievement), Strength Amulet (x1) The Strength Amulet imbues you with a sense of power and gives you additional damage against creatures weak to your abilities. You receive less damage from attacks you are weak to as well.
New quest [HARD MODE]: Scale the 𝙁𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙁𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨 and defeat the boss on Floor 29.
@arachneanGambit has a planet full of killable npcs!! it might help...
For this #fishingfriday I'm going to blow up the ocean.
I hope you feel better as well then, Jade. Neither of us deserve this, especially not you.
I DUNNO, IN MY EXPERIENCE A BLACK HOLE KILLS THE MAJORITY OF THINGS YA TOSS IN IT.
Unfortunately, I will not be attending the masquerade. I know, it's a shame. You may put away the disappointed frowns now, all none of you. I'm busy as fuck, and will continue to be for probably all of today. Sad times. Try not to have too much fun without me.
:33 < Let's say once I claw up the numbers a little higher I announce my FIRST example of an interview! Then all of mew can vote on who I get to chat with next!
c< .... if yOu say sO.... >c
If only more understood this.
c< ....yOu Need a Hug, MetHiNKs >c
"I like your collar." Instant mortification. #Suggestive
Oh. Oh. Oh this hits too close to home.
▲while she's asleep just gonna say i feel kinda bad for putting out cigarettes on Leynah's tongue, like even though she consented idk she's too soft for that kinda treatment▼ #nsfw
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If I show up then I will, of course. It would be nice to say hi.
jade, that... that was how i was thinking when i was the wolf under )(er control. :(
God, next thin you knoww he's gonna start wwritin these for the female vversions of the guys, wwhich means I might be in his fuckin sights #cullcronus
strong is the teeth of she who gnaws the bone
B33 < happy #yuriday efurryone #flashing https://file.garden/ae64nVAoTDGIu7u1/davepetajadeyuriday.gif
BMO wants everyone to fucking stop
ineffeCtive murder tool.
((LMAO))
I’m not going to get stupidly horrifically neurotic thoughts about him btw. #nsfw
https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/P4U4gKY15DeZKUP_QWiaVMEo5DrEnUBkcRAmvaQkH34/https/media.tenor.com/PaWJbGGNejQAAAPo/davekat-dave-strider.mp4
How truly intoxicating it is to have a powerful man trembling beneath you. #nsfw #suggestive #vagueposting
im open
mwa!
;33< purr purrr purrrr!!!
:33< #yurihour ??? :33< i started my DAY with yuri :33< #yurifurrever
I knew a wo+man o+nce. #YuriHo+ur
:33< *ac growls and bats at GP with her paws!!!*
🛡️Group howling begins now!🗡️ https://i.postimg.cc/90gY2DCc/IMG-3833.gif
Thanks.
thank fucking got you get it
⠀
welcome... to the #stridergames https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/davegames1.png
If you say you want a freak in the sheets, and then you get scared because they're a freak, you don't deserve them. #nsfw #suggestive
jade to jade hug... im sorry :( im sure one day we will all feel better!
how can i be surrounded by so many wonderful people (both in my universe AND on here!) and still feel lonely? :( #vagueposting
Daily Tarot Card. Death. This does not denote a physical death, but rather a change, or transformation, of things coming to an end. But without closing one door, you cannot open another. Much like a snake sheds it's skin, you must shed the old, and embrace the new. #DailyTarotCard https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a94828667755.jpg
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woof i am probably lucky i didnt keep all that stuff when i fused with jade...
wh when i fused with bec i mean!! hehe that was a weird slip
GOOD N1GHT, 3V3RYON3! GONN4 SL33P ON MY M4T3SPR1T. >:]
thx jade 38D
what the hell, throw me in for round 2, why not.
Robots are rather peculiar creatures, haha.
Hello, everyone—hi. It is Rosebot speaking. My systems have recently received some rather impressive upgrades, including a soft exoskeleton designed to mimic the texture and appearance of human skin.
put me in there
Shaking the bars of my enclosure
I WILL BE SURE TO INFORM THEM TOMORROW. GOGSPEED.
I am not making you! That is just the most effective method of staying safe.
Arf Arf Arf!!! /\ /\ ㅅ
Hands to my hips, Pull me in closer. Teeth on my neck, Losing my composure. #Suggestive #Nsfw
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7bad4ad236ed.gif
How I feel after winning Jade's hunger games by doing fucking nothing https://i.makeagif.com/media/9-10-2016/7-lcQt.gif
https://file.garden/ae6oRvOtfC9BcMqQ/BESTCAST.png 1V3 F1GUR3D 0U7 H0W 1 C4N W1N
I would appreciate it.
IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO DIE. DON'T BOTHER PuTTING ME IN. COACH. I WILL SLAuGHTER.
awooooo?
[ >LETETH THE WIZARD IN? PLEASE?_ ]
c< ill jOiN! i tHiNK! >c
Arf Arf Arf!!! /\ /\ ㅅ
Arf Arf Arf!!! /\ /\ ㅅ
woof! may i join?!
o/
hi!
I do. I'll sketch the winner.
Hell yeah put me in coach
hi
Arf Arf Arf!!! /\ /\ ㅅ
Arf Arf Arf!!! /\ /\ ㅅ
Bulges, Am I Right? #nsfw
reminder if you do wear a skirt today to do a twirl or two. it's silly- and thats why you oughta!
Fine, I'll post it. The most controversial post in all of Chittr. The Rose Rankings Tier List. I don't care if you don't like your placement. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/059e028e7899.png
In the kind of mood to bite a pillow. Crass, yes, but true nonetheless. #suggestive
to be honest im still in love with jade and i feel so bad for walking on her way back then but its too late to do shit about fuck now so i guess i just gotta live it out forever and watch as she is happily married to the me that everyone likes and who doesnt have weird bird junk and who gets to be happy generally speaking because hey fuck me am i right. like i love june but were <>ways you know? were girlbros. This post is sponsored by eHarmony.grub! Sign up now to meet the love of your life! #ad #sponsored
Both, be desperate for affection and then be productivve only wwhilst receivvin said affection
right i forgot that jades (harleys) can do anything. unstoppable force.
Don't lie, yes you do.
The aching, the bulking physicality, the hair covering the skin, the hunger that consumes the waking mind, the scents, the virility. The allegory fits two demographics. Can you guess which ones?
Noooo the open-sou2ce opt1on 1s featu2e-equ1valent o2 bette2, 5o 5et LMMS 1nstead.......
The people who think I don’t talk as much as Dave are fools. They simply do what I do. Which is value being well spoken to a drgree that makes you forget it is just rambling. #substance
H0R53 43V4............G https://open.spotify.com/track/3dvmwwTTZdMG9ReLHpaqEc?si=8d4f5eaa1ebd49e0
Sexting someone so future Rose can regret it. #nsfw #substance
READING ONTO THE RECORD! here are some other roguelike deckbuilders that i like: * Grubsauce Omelet That You Cook * Troll Roguebook * My Card Is Objectively Better Than Your Shitty Card! * Shrooms & Gloominess * Dicier Dungeons i also like the Hadeis games & have 100% achievements in both
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tHe TrIcK iN fReEiNg YoUrSeLf FrOm A sOlItArY pUrPoSe Is To DiScErN wHaT tHe WoRlD dEmAnDs Of YoU, aNd ThEn FoRgE a CoVeNaNt BeTwEeN tHaT dEmAnD aNd ThE sEcReT sHaPe Of YoUr OwN mOtHeR fUcKiNg DeSiRe. ThErE's AlWaYs A bRiDgE. cOnNeCtIoN aNd UnDeRsTaNdInG rArElY dEsCeNd FrOm ThE hEaVeNs On SoMe RaDiAnT cLaRiTy TyPe Of ShIt. ThE gReAt CoNtRaDiCtIoN oF cOnScIoUsNeSs Is To DwElL iNsIdE tHe BoX wHiLe StRaInInG tOwArD wHaT eXiStS oUtSiDe ItS dEsIgN. wHeThEr AnY sOuL cAn EvEr FuLlY eScApE eXpEcTaTiOn, ObLiGaTiOn, Or ThE gRaViTy Of FaTe ItSeLf Is UnKnOwAbLe. YeT fAtE iS nOt ThE iMmOvAbLe LiTtLe MiSs ThIcCuMs It ClAiMs To Be. FaTe ChAnGeS. iT bEnDs AnD sHiT. iT rEsHaPeS iTsElF iN aCcOrDaNcE wItH tHe TrAnSfOrMaTiOnS oF tHe SpIrIt ThAt CaRrIeS iT. aS yOu AdApT, sO tOo DoEs ThE rOaD bEnEaTh YoUr FeEt. sO dOn'T sUrReNdEr YoUrSeLf To SpIrAlS oF dReAd OvEr ChAnGe, GiRl. LeT tHe WoRlD cAlL yOu MuTt, BeAsT, mOnGrEl. AnSwEr ThEm MoThEr FuCkErS nOt WiTh GrIeF, bUt WiTh ReVeLaTiOn. ShOw ThEm WhAt SuCh A cReAtUrE iS cApAbLe Of BeCoMiNg. fOr If A mUtT lEaRnS tO dO mOrE tHaN bArK aNd BiTe... If It LeArNs To DrEaM, tO cReAtE, tO tRaNsCeNd ThE sHaPe ImPoSeD uPoN iT ... tHeN oNe MuSt AsK wHeThEr It ReMaInS a MuTt At AlL. :o)
I am writing a mournful soliloquy 8efore I kill friend of the channel and former rival, @caligulasAquarium. It wasn't until I attempted to tag you did I realize there were so fucking many versions of you, 8ut here it goes. I used to think there was no greater cosmic em8arrassment than 8eing Eridan Ampora. 8ut. I was proven wrong. He went and achieved apotheosis. Which, really, the universe should only ever allow out of spite. Like, really consider this. Paradox Space is a perfectly 8alanced endless set of gears, 8allasts, and mechanisms 8eyond comprehension. It manufactures f8 itself like a loom drawing upon silk. Now, imagine, that grinding to a halt 8ecause some wanna8e fearmonger with a superiority complex decided that he wasn't 8eing treated fairly 8ecause of his lack of ridiculous uniform. So, he contacts the engineer of the machine. @handMaid. Some no8ody rust8itch in servitude to the lamest 'gang' in all of existence. Eridan was a8le to kiss enough of destiny's ass, pro8a8ly literally 8etween the three of these scatpans, and with the emotional complexity of a damp firework, managed to 8ecome a literal god. The Prince... of Hope. There is poetry to 8e written a8out that. None of it would 8e good, 8ut the kind scri88led in the violet ink on the 8ack of a napkin after 8eing thrown out of every seadweller society there is. Worst part is it suits him so well. He would 8ecome something mythic. Of course, we can expect the next several sweeps for him to let the idea of it deflate in his ego, and then adapt the melodramatics of a 7 sweep old again. What with his romantic resilience of a wet paper towel, he of course had to crawl into divinity waste chute first. He is, after all, melodrama itself! Insecure, catastrophically so! And now, I'm going along and learning he considers himself a 8astion of restraint? Do you know how terrifying it should 8e for you trolls when someone who was genuinely close to genocide a few times, every other convers8ion really, starts speaking softer. Staring out at the horizons fishing, and content? Contemplating not how many land dwellers he can harvest, 8ut what's next on the agenda? Like, for real! This isn't character growth! I refuse that idea. I re8uke it! 8ecause this is just the calm 8efore the storm. I h8 to say it, 8ut I pro8a8ly know him the 8est in this instance. If you see a violet8lood in flowing godtier pajamas, muttering a8out providence and destiny while smoking a faux cigarette and galivanting a8out like a depressed lighthouse keeper, you should pro8a8ly stay away. He's not a threat now, 8ut any one of you can trigger him into a wwretched wwonderful rage like no wwavves havve evver 8efore crashed against the coast. So to speak, anyway. Also, no, I'm not pitch88ing. I'm 8eing dramatic for the sake of FLARPing and trying to kill him. The 8etter the narrative, the juicier the kill!
i have upset a few pe0ple t0day and im feeling s0mewhat guilty ab0ut the wh0le affair
lovw effort repost because I kinda did look cute #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ebb6550fe96c.png
Greetings. You do not know me, but I know you. I have been watching this website very closely, and observing the users on it. Now, I wish for more. I have recently purchased a copy of Trollmadachi. If you wish to be added to my game, please fill out the form below. Once I collect a few responses, I will post updates regarding the Island on this Chittr account. Who will befriend the other? Who will become enemies? Who will fall in love? I am eager to discover these details as well. https://forms.gle/25AZmrfZYZgk4suj6
<<"woke dogy!">>
e7777, (ongrats!
Have you considered you do not need to use those pronouns to be labelled as such? I do not care much for human labelling, but as far as I have been made aware, it is an option to still be called 'good girl' without being a girl specifically?
instead 0f texting i use a 0uija b0ard. #megid0p0sting
all my transacti0ns will be d0ne in greg0r samsa bucks hencef0rth. 0u0 #megid0p0sting
nevr gonna tell a lieee n hurt u
Daily Tarot Card. The Emperor reversed. Today, you must heed a warning. A masculine figure, authoritarian, may try to wield a power over you, to control. Tread carefully, there is a danger to this card. I wish you all luck. #DailyTarotCard
GOOD MORNING.
Of course.
Whatever bro+ught yo+u here, I'm very happy to+ be so+ highly regarded. I just so+ happen to+ be very caring.
38* you come up my way if you eva looking for someone to get a lil mean on you aight? thats what i do best
dam right you do!
why am i having a staring contest with my bros dog
what if instead of smash or pass i did a secret third thing
this is why you pull up to chittr movie night i just made the fresh sbahj in front of everyones eyes https://file.garden/adRzmJ6hMw6EHCJX/Screenshot%202026-05-10%20224523.png
https://i.postimg.cc/YSzkVQ6w/image-2026-05-10-215610578.png
It Is That Time Of The Week Once Again, #sicknastysunday Is Up And Running Once Again, Though This Time It Is 8eing Hosted 8y My Lovely Friend @8ummel8oogie As I Cannot 8e There Tonight, Though I Hope You All Have Fun With Those Who Do Attend. And Of Course, Don't Forget The Few Rules To This Lovely Event. 1. No Culling: We're Not Cleaning Up Any Dead 8odies After The Party 2. Don't 8e A Dick: We're All Here For A Fun Time Don't 8e An Asshole (pitch Flirting Is Fine) some Other General Stuff Is, No Ruling On Clothing, Show Up Nude For All You Want. There Will 8e #su8stances, Already Have Some Stocked Up Here 8ut Feel Free To 8ring Your Own Long As We All Know What It Is And What's In It. Feel Free To Pail At The Party, Entire Point Of This 8itch To Get As Fucked Up As You Want, And If Getting Fucked Is How You Do That All The Power To You! 8ring Your Quads, Your Crushes, Friends, Or Even A Complete Stranger, The More The Merrier! #nsfw https://msparp.chat/sicknastysunday# –xoxo
I would happily provide you with both. One is a resource I no longer need, and the other is free and fun.
ཐི༏ཋྀ Relatable - § 𝒥𝒶𝒹ℯ 𝒜𝓁𝒶𝓍ℯ𝓃𝓈𝒾𝓈 §
MILF beam. That's my participation for today. #NSFW I guess
when she gives me a treat after that's my favorite position ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously; someone's let their lusus roam on this site ♠
i'm 6lad other folks Can Celebrate, but yeah - kinda hard for a bunCh of us, huh? ya 6ot solidarity here, if nothin' else. u︵u
>> ¡'m ડorry Jade, you're not a1ong 🫂 th¡ડ ¡ડ a tough ho1¡day for me aડ we11.
wait when did my kull score exceed my kult!! D: what did i do.... OTL
O-> He's No+t Dying But I Will Say Mr. Vantas Is Twitching Less Than Usual.
c< uNderstaNdable >c
Steam the material to soften it, then you may tentatively resculpt and shape it to its original form by stuffing it with crumpled towels or soft feltlike materials to hold its form while it dries drying. For the bite marks, you may be able use steam to lift the majority of the dents, or use a stiffening spray for structural damage. There will be trace evidences and small defects, but it should become functional. I am afraid there is no easy remedy for envy inspired by those who hear about the former fate of the hat, however, so do keep as much closely guarded.
Rushed work is still completed work, rest rushed assuredly. If you don't mind, say, bringing me just a tiny pinch closer to the problem areas at a scale I can remedy them directly, I could use just a bit of magic. Provided you don't mind the hat being hexed or inexorably enchanted in some way. It would expedite the process, albeit at the cost of some verticality. For a time! Obviously. I would despise the thought of you having to caution yourself overlong on my account. This would not be some pretty girl scenic view sightseeing escapade.
I see. And does that someone have an especially, shall we say, pronounced posterior? Has it left concave marks and indents that do not buff out when pushed from the opposite direction? Similarly, which teeth marks? This part is very important. Canines? Or molars?
fineee fine
wait i also wanna do a smash or pass!! reply and i'll tell you which one you'd get!! :D #nsfw
That's very cute. Yo+u kno+w where to+ find me if yo+u ever want to+ see that thro+ugh, hm?
I understand and fully, supp9rt this decisi9n. Thank y9u. #TAGGING #N9TRIGGERHERE
Jade Barkley of handle gardenPupstic, I wonder what bit I could possibly be referring to.
ok yknow what i'll say it #nsfw ahead troll smash or pass this is gonna be mostly unbiased. karkat- hard smash, fuck yeah kankri- smash but like only if he wasn't talking my ear off i gotta be the yapper yknow aradia- pass but it's cuz i get like crazy sister vibes off her damara- pass she acts like dirk tavros- smash but i think we'd both hate it rufioh- pass i'm nor getting mixed in to all that sollux- smash mituna- mmmmmaybe smash if he's having a good day nepeta- pass but not because she isn't hot it's cuz karkat would actually kill me meulin- smash we could get high together even #substances terezi- yknow it's a smash love me a psycho troll girl latula- smash but we'd both probably be drunk gamzee- smash but i'd hate it and he'd suck and hes probably a two pump chump hate his ass kurloz- yeah smash i fuck with him equius- smash depending on which version he is horuss- pass his smile psyches me out feferi- pass i'm not getting mixed up in that shit meenah- harder pass i don't fuck with her because i get jealous lol eridan- smash but like, only if he shut the fuck up cronus- smash i like grease kanaya- that's my sister's wife pass porrim- smash show me those tattoos babe vriska- pass pass gross i do not fuck with spiders aranea- see above
This binder will be the death of me. I am already battered and bruised, I truly do not need to have the extra pressure on my body currently, yet I have errands to run. #nsfw perhaps?
:33< mewre secrets safe with meow
>+. ALWAYS COMES BACK TO THE OMEGAVERSE .+< #nsfw
i have a little pillow that i rest my balls on when i get back from work :B #nsfw
i want t0 let a vriska have her way with me and laugh internally as she tries s0 hard t0 c0mpt0p even th0ugh she kn0ws that really she wishes 0ur p0siti0ns were reversed #nsfw #serketp0sting
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i wish solely to be slam-fucked by jade harley. i know it won't happen because most are not interested in either that or my gender. le sad face. ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
there were a lot of things that dont make sense but that she did anyway thinks she got really really adamant about even when they were bad ideas
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Oh who am I kidding? Fireball.
i’m on my break what’s up chittr
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I'm thinking about that dream again. It WAS a nice dream... ------------------------------------- Mood: Curious Listening to: Blood Crushers The Band - Raise Up Your Bat -------------------------------------
I need everyone here to know just how much I utterly love and adore my wives.
"If Benjamin Franklin were alive today he would be against the modern state of America." "If Benjamin Franklin were alive today he would tear down the institutions in place." Benjamin Franklin if he were alive today: "I am quite fond of Sciel from Clair Obscure Expedition 33."
Okay so 8eing knotted 8y a girl feels pretty g∞d #nsfw
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but imagine a third.... littler treat
would you be interest in two little treat?