♦ pitied by @apocalypseArisen
I HEREBY GRANT ALL #AMPORAS THE #GUTTERBLOOD PASS. THEY'RE USING IT WELL.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Ah. I don’t know … where to sleep. Beforus can’t be that dangerous right? ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I really oughta work out but I just don’t know… ]
If any☆ne seas a giant white shark wearing pink makeup and c☆vered in scars crusing ar☆und the sh☆relines can y☆u tell him t☆ c☆me back h☆me? That's my lusus and I think he's been ☆ut f☆r t☆☆ l☆ng :( #findmylusus
youre all judgin a burned sandwwich but im banned from my ships cookin block due to burnin soup one time and causin a fire burnin a sandwwich aint a big deal #dashwatching
Sighhhh. It’s 8een 8oring lately without ruthlessly h8ing that stupid 8ark8east from the 8ottom of my 8itter heart. I h8 8ark8easts. Most of them.
wait we're talking full body swap freaky friday? hang on i did not sign up to be someone else.
im not lifting the ♯curse stop ♯asking
god im so glad ill never have kids id name them some stupid shit as a joke and then that kid would just have to have that name and have to go to school or something with it and id have to be like shit i didnt think committing to this bit would have consequences on an actual alive person id have to pull a deadbeat dad and go buy milk about it
recently learned when u block someone on one of ur accs it makes it impossible to interact w them on the others @ damn @ how am i supposed to lurk then
assUming i Understand the reference to this “freaky friday” right, that woUld be a regUlar friday for me, UnfortUnately. for now.
my entire weak has been freaky! too freaky! this is why im all antsy aaagh.
i would prefer my friday NOT freaky. its been weird enough!
i do one evil morning joke post and suddenly i gotta deal with the anti-bert!
What the fuck is rainf0rest pussy #nsfw