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You know, zzometimezz itzz har8 8ating a purple when you're a lowbloo8 becauzze otherzz think you're uzzing them~ :(~
☆One more picture for the road. I'd rather not get into the details, so don't ask. #nsfw #scars #abuse https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7c1333927ca2.png☆
☆Put on a leash for me and I'll certainly consider. #nsfw☆
☆ALRIGHT. I'm a woman of my word. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/85ce65e62e30.png☆
☆contemplating posting a picture i took last night during the whorl of horny that overtook me. #nsfw☆
i was thinking about listing my quads in my profil3 but should i lik3 updat3 hourly? what if i'm multiquaddinggggg too complicat3d ugh i'm just a girl :<
I am abzolutely not clownbait. They would hate to zee the way I'm moving around olivez. <｀^´> #zuggeztive
₍^. .^₎⟆ The body of a hunter!! #nsfw https://f2.toyhou.se/f!le/f2-toyhou-sse/!mages/100280781_elo6pmBOsHeAK!V.png~
•ᴥ- need a massage from a heavy handed friend. -‿- #suggestive #silly -ᴥ•
night oчt with the lads: we;re havin freckle bitch;s later ;* https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/c95a2d661e23:png #gore #art
:33< twinsies in this way :33< our kinks match up so well! :33< shame we both s33m to be subs and bottoms :(( :33< #nsfw
#nsfwe #cnc #breeding maybe being forcibly bred would fix me
// Almost forgot this existed, and Lucier would NEVER post this ever in a million years. Very nsfw picture. #nsfw https://64.media.tumblr.com/57094636159b5742c1af0327824c0200/7f55500aaf4c97a9-77/s1280x1920/45e8be9be5dd35c68df2370a94785ce81c401410.png
:33< hey :33< secret meowsage furom the cat realm :33< meow
3v3ryon3 out h3r3 liking your po2t thinking your3 talking about th3m. Lov3 to 233 it. #vagu3po2ting
S಄unds r಄ugh. H಄w's that w಄rking ಄ut f಄r y಄u?
⚞₍^ Ztill a bit zhy ฅn zhฅwing my face httpz://f2.tฅyhฅu.ze/file/f2-tฅyhฅu-ze/imagez/117800858_gz3JzdTaVIdMxF6.png ^₎⚟⟆
:33< *the mighty huntress licks mew*
Amat3ur2, I wa2 fuck3d up high a2 2hit in main b3for3 it wa2 cool #2ub2tanc3
#nsfwe #nsfw #cnc #prey i need to be hunted down and used
I BE WATCHING PORN IN PUBLIC AT !!! FULL VOLUME !!! #NSFW #NOSHAME
my tits do look pretty while im riding someones bulge #nsfw
i need to be chased down in a cemetery and pailed #nsfw #nsfwe #cnc
D3ar Chittr, It ha2 com3 to my att3ntion that I now think that #3ridanw33k i2 lam3 again and I aint coming. Womp womp, Zabrak #3ridanw3ak
⚞₍^ I gฅt the earz httpz://f2.tฅyhฅu.ze/file/f2-tฅyhฅu-ze/imagez/117787949_JMฅOA5ZVnW5Chbq.png ^₎⚟⟆
back a7 my hive and n0w i’m b0000rrrrreeeedddddd are 7here any fun par7ies happening ?? xc
:33< mewmans sl33p in these things called pawjameows :33< and not butass naked! :33< why??? :33< butass naked rules :33< #nsfw ish
₍^. .^₎⟆ What you s!ll!es know about hunt!ng f!sSSSsh? :3~ #f!sSh!ngfr!day~
📧 -> My Names Is Kelric Stravi, I’m A Professional Assistant Stationed Within The Executing Administrative Tier Of The Independent Company Assistant Associates ( Ass. & Ass. ) And I’ve Been In This Field For Almost 5 Sweeps. We Provide General Assistance To Anyone For Any Reason, Connecting You With The Correct Troll Who Can Fulfill Your Needs. This Is My Personal Account, So I Will Be Documenting The Work I Get Done. I May Also Post Inspirational Work Media And Whatever Else I Feel Like. This Account Will Be Generally #nsfw After Hours. I Enjoy A Variety Of #substance And Would Like To Meet More Likepanned Individuals. My Dms Are Open For Work Requests Or Whatever Other Inquiries You Think Are Worth My Time. To Be Pinned, Kelric Stravi https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6dbcc0fa6423.png
📧 -> You Miss 100% Of The Shots You Don’t Take. 💪 Winning, Kelric Stravi
A2 w3 cr33ping up on 10k kull thi2 on3 go32 out to all my hat3r2 Put a condom on your 3ar and fuck what you h3ard about m3 My hat3r2 ar3 my motivator2 😎 #n2fw
📧 -> I’m Probably Nonbinary But I Have A Job So I Don't Really Care About That Right Now. Cheers, Kelric Stravi
h<>nk h<>nk ;) #cl<>wnh<>rnyp<>sting #nsfw
lol theY;re dead https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/18a78f103afd:png #eridanweek #art
:33 < OH MY GOD https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/622d328f8d3b.png #eridanw33k #willyoucome #rumblenight
•ᴥ- need a big body in my cupe to sleep next to. -‿- just not the same alone. -ᴥ•
₍^. .^₎⟆ Who wouldn't want to feel l!ke a purretty k!tty? ! know ! do~
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! say goss!p culture !s dead and we should br!ng !t back! L!ke yesss, tell about that gold that made your palmhusk gl!tch~
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:33 < LIVE REACTION Pictured is a LIVE REACTION to the DIRK JAKE PAWSIBLE KISS at #rumblenight #eridan #AREYOUCOMING? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/16287606ba93.png @archiveAddict @barackObama
[ THIS CHIT HAS BEEN PENNED BY A PAID INTERN. OPINIONS ARE REFLECTIVE OF DIRK STRIDER. ] #AREYOUCOMING? #ERIDANWEEK https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/044218f5f94c.png https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek
that s0unds like a l0t 0f wasted eff0rt, and i pr0bably w0uldnt even l00k any better 0n the 0ther side 0f it
being alone sucks.......no one would want to befriend a limeblood though :(
Everyone Says They Will " Bounce On It Crazy Style " And Yet Your Desperation Suggests That You Have Never Even " Bounced On It Regular Style ". #nsfw
^If you are cruel to pigeons, you should suffer. VViolently.^
If I aint k33ping it 100, I'm d3ad, and if I aint k33ping it 100 and I aint d3ad, kill m3
I cant h3lp it I got that b3a2t in m3 💪💪
concept: scrolling through chittr on your stomach while your moirail goes at you prone bone them grunting and moaning desperately as they hold onto your hips, eyes closed in a deep focus behind you “i... im sorry, i...fuck, im trying to go fast, thanks again, for... this...” they mumble pathetically, leaning down to kiss at your cheek over and over apologetically in fast pecks “i know youd do the same for me if i needed it...” you laugh back, gasping as they pick up the pace to try and wrap up so you can go back to watching your favorite movie together (tags: Reader/Moirail, rails pails, palepail, railpailing, palefic, #nsfw, casual pailing, fluffy, archive rating: E)
:33< i looooooove pitch furlirting with peopurr :33< t33h33 what are mew gonna do about it huh? :33< cry huh? like a baby? :33< come into my hive and put meow in my purrlace huh? :33< so fun so fun so fun :33c :33< #nsfw ish
UGHHHHHHHH FUCK MY CHUDDY VRISKA LIFE!!!!!!!! https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/IMG_6672.jpg
✩⋆｡𖦹°⭒˚｡⋆ s☀︎m୧☀︎n୧ will und୧r୧s⊹ima⊹୧ y☀︎u ⊹☀︎day⭑ l୧⊹ ⊹h୧m⭑ i⊹ will mak୧ y☀︎ur ୧v୧n⊹ual drama⊹i☾ r୧v୧al ⊹ha⊹ mu☾h funni୧r⭑ ⋆｡°✩⋆｡𖦹°✩
concept: mutual masturbation with your moirail nodding your head quickly when you both get close “do it for me, cmon, cmon, you can do it, im right here, i got you” their hands stuttering to try and keep up with yours the most comforting aftercare (tags: Reader/Moirail, rails pails, pale pails, railpailing, palefic, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
anyone else into #witchcraft?
// OOC GUYS I SWEAR THIS'LL BE THE FINAL TIME I TRY TO EMBED THIS ON HERE I just wanted to ensure that links would work with other nsfw shit so now i'm gonna try imgchest https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e9549bdc7930.jpeg #nsfw
hehe like wut u c?~ ;) #selfie #model #onlyfins https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ded49391f6c8.png
WHAT KIND OF SHITFUCK CLOWN. DOESN'T SPARE A GLANCE. FOR THE ROTTEN BITCH. GLOWING EVIL COLORS. IN THE BACKGROUND. OF ALL THE PAINTINGS. IN EVERY STICKY CHURCH. WHEN YOU'RE DONE. LEARNING THE RELIGION. THAT WE BUSTED OUR CHUTES BESTOWING ON YOU. WHY DON'T YOU PULL YOUR JAW OFF THE FLOOR. AND PUT SOME RESPECT ON THE HANDMAID. OF THE MOTHERFUCKING LORD. OH AND DON'T PUT HEARTS ON MY CHITTS. DEATH PENALTY. #HATEREACTSONLY!!!!
W3 2hould mak3 th3 m3diat3 r3act th3 agr33d upon laugh r3act
Ȭħ! Well! Uħ! I'm nȭt suŗe wħat tȭ tħink abȭut tħat but! I ĦȬPE MY SAMUŖAI TIPS WILL DȬ YȬU WELL!!!!!
iF YoU SqUeEzE My tIt iT SqUeAkS. #NsFw
If y'all aint ki22ing your bro2 goodlight lik3 what th3 fuck ar3 you 3v3n doing???
BRUH your3 2uch a good homi3 I might though. Im not drowning but yaknow #2moochth3bro2ki2
me af as fuck /ref https://i.postimg.cc/m2cC9jcc/larp.jpg
Fir3 hon32tly #2lay
Here is the promised tit. Ya'll only get one cause some people hated the original post. So only one boob. https://64.media.tumblr.com/09b0bdd66d08d1f2737df40c71254c5b/f9643e2216d2b76c-66/s1280x1920/fb68c66e1b6ff15a6cbde9dc2628450e57df73db.png #nsfψ
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8d7d9e3abd97.jpg ▲@eternalLife you owe me those free nights▼ #nsfw
Big Sloppy, like Big Tohohop? Much tohoohoo consider~ #nsfw
▲crazy that this is all it takes for you people to hornypost▼
I Would say the same thing, but honestly, it's fun seeing into people's horny thoughts.
:33 < Okay, okay! Oooone last little picture~ Same rules as last time, don't rat me out to my job that I'm posting this at all!! #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1560a0bb6672.jpg
:33 < Hmmm.. purrhaps I could get away with posting just a little something! Feast mewre eyes, and don't tell editorial :'3 #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f8df71bb1a35.png
weed hittin' harder than normal.. hehheheh..
I JusT SmokeD LikE ThreE BluntS BacK To BacK WisH Me LucK #substances https://c.tenor.com/sby_TKx2xPkAAAAd/tenor.gif
Would.
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my aZZ comeZ at a premium bulge picZ though? on the hive, at leaZt thiZ once. line up fellaZ thereZ plenty to go around httpZ://ZquidgeimageZ.Z3.uZ-weZt-002.bacKblaZeb2.com/2026/04/01/20260401_165904.png #nZfw
((can my pfp be seen again i know someone told me it was broken
Sigmund Freud more like sug-my-freakin-8ulge!!!! #NSFW #8utWithIntentToInsult #8utIHaveToFollowRulesSo #MoreHashtagsWould8eFun #NicolasCage
Someone in my group told me they would “do tricks on it.” Cant someone explain this?
Man I r3ally wa2 on on3 la2t night. Dont r3m3mb3r po2ting aaany of that. My bad y'all 🤣
♰ mm.. you may look only because i allow you to :) ♰
♰ entry from my respiteblock... hope you don't mind my staring :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/be5eda881ec3.png ♰
1F NO ON3 PR4NKS M3 1'LL POST RUMBL3SPH3R3 P1CS #NSFW
concept: being rough enough with a carapacian to crack their shell (tags: Reader/Carapacian, i need some water i think, pitchfic, pitch coded, vague quads, #violence, #nsfw, #thinking, tags: M)
Your name is ZABRAK ZEPHOS. After that FUCKED UP GAME you now LIVE IN A PARK. Sort of. Its called THE GARDEN (creative, you know) and your friend KNIGHT lets you stay there for free as long as you dont wreck the place and hivesit the place while hes gone all the time. You have unrestricted access to AS MUCH LIQUOR AS YOU WANT as well as a GYM and A WORKSHOP TO BUILD SHIT IN. Which is perfect because you have an almost obsessive need to WORK OUT all the time and you definitely dont have a DRINKING PROBLEM. Its a solution, obviously. Did you mention that you build BIONICS/CYBERNETICS? Its a hobby you picked up on Alternia when your PSYCHOTIC EX MATESPRIT RIPPED OFF YOUR ARM AND LEG. Where is this Garden??? Who knows. In order to get in and out you had to PRACTICALLY BEG KNIGHT TO SET YOU UP WITH A TELEPORTER so you could come in and out as you please. You dont understand it and you dont want to try to. At least you have a SICK FUCKING GARDEN with a bunch of REALLY COOL FLOWERS and everything you could ever need. You are a purpleblood who managed to avoid ever being indoctrinated into that PSYCHOTIC CLOWN CULT, and while you dont hate clowns youre definitely predisposed to not like them. Even for a purpleblood you are EXCEPTIONALLY STRONG AND STURDY. Most of your life on Alternia was spent working as a CONTRACTED SOLDIER FOR WHOEVER PAID YOU THE MOST. Which would have been awesome and cool and all if you actually gave yourself the time to enjoy the money you made. Not that any of it really mattered. Due to the aforementioned STUPID FUCKED UP GAME, everyone you know or ever knew is dead and you spent several sweeps COMPLETELY ALONE with NOBODY TO INTERACT WITH OR TALK TO, and it might have fucked you up a little bit. Maybe more than a little bit. You also DONT REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. Even after Knight showed up and helped you get out of that NIGHTMARE, you spent a COUPLE MORE SWEEPS with just his crusty old ass to talk to, and even that was extremely infrequent. He isnt a bad dude, hes actually a really good dude, but hes weird and apparently really old. Nice, but weird, and also GONE ALL THE TIME. Recently you stumbled upon something called CHITTR and have gone a little apeshit on the app. Youve met a lot of RAD MOTHERFUCKERS but youre struggling with being a SOCIAL PERSON despite having spend the last EIGHT SWEEPS practically entirely ALONE. You talk REAL BIG on the internet but when comes down to interacting for REAL... YOU KEEP CHICKENING OUT or getting WAY TOO FUCKED UP and failing to function. You want to HANG OUT WITH THE COOL KIDS and PARTY LIKE A ROCKSTAR, but so far youve just MADE A FOOL OF YOURSELF many times in main. In reality you want to have friends again, and you refuse to let anything happen to those friends ever again. Even if it means YOU HAVE TO DIE IN THE PROCESS but hopefully thats just you being dramatic and wont be necessary. Your trolltag is abjectDetermination [AD] and you typ3 with thr332 and two2 in plac3 of S and E. wh3n your3 drunk you t3nd to talk in all low3rca23 and forg3t to u23 punctuation and u have t3rible grammr an 2p3ll 2hit wrong 2mtimes oopp2 https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/117430405_P4Vj3hgd0N7uAPb.jpg (( I dont think I ever wrote one of these for Zabrak ever so heres one for Chittrbrak. Another note, if you see Zabrak on mxrp he isnt the same there as he is here. This is a separate canon cause this Zabrak is definitely more unhinged than MainBrak. I hope its good enough and explains a little about Zabrak and why he is the way he is. This will be the last time you ever see me OOC probably maybe bye forever :) )) #substance #substances #violence #gore?
No one below cerulean is getting 15in that's crazy you gotta get stroking in larger body of water...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ #nsfw
They're fucking warmblood chasing on here...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
What are you bringing to the hypothetical table fur a warmblood have you considfured...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
stretch my throat and pinch my nose while you press me down further onto you my gags and tears just fuel the flame as i struggle to breath and look up at you with pleading eyes #nsfwe can you tell i'm on breathplay as a kick??? lmfao
if I like-- Leave makeup On your Bulge or Anything then Sorryyyyy~ Not my fault it was so good #nsfw
-]@_ummm_feeling_less_beany_and_more_long_rn_hehe #substances https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f51d60206881.png
5 seconds before we fight to the death , , , @deathlessDeadwood https://i.gyazo.com/9eb37d54876a11b962899427939ee73f.png
i wanna draw some fantrolls for warmupppp #ooc reply with a pic of your fantroll and ill consider!! !
@celestialAbsurdity @gastropodVehemence @waningCatastrophe p1.... https://i.gyazo.com/d6f756cb6e550718a1c5292f64bc7969.png
If i'm Ever like-- Intimate with Someone, flushed Or caliginous, I expect My nook To get Worshiped like The rest Of me. #nsfw
your honor in my cli3nt2 d3f3n23, 2hawty wa2 lik3 a m3lody in hi2 h3ad
>([guys troll bruno mars just got killed at #eridanweek t#is is really gonna fuck up t#e performance sc#edule #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/31cd338dfc31.png]
bitches be named drhkjs sghpkw 🤣🤣🤣🤣
me when im a lusus and i have to name my bitchass grub so i slam his fucking face across the keyboard @ am i right
Human MGK speaks on Troll MGK counterpart - "He's, like, my alter ego's alter ego... I really get him, man. I've got horns too." Troll TGK's response: "I'm going to fucking kill that thing." https://i.postimg.cc/mgf774bN/890AB434-0569-40E8-92DF-8222394C854D.jpg
<o> I see now why trolls use these soc|al med|a s|tes as much as I've heard, aha.. Qu|te the fl|rt|ng opportun|t|es, perhaps I'll have to |nform a lonely coworker or two. #Fr|endlyExper|mentat|on <o>
http$://cdn.imgche$t.com/file$/0ac08f302b61.png had one hell of a workout $e$$ion, might treat my$elf to hotpot or $omething a lil later
@cryp+aes+he+icC0mpani0n h++ps://i.imgur.c0m/S8zvwFD.png
𓆩 i might be unc but at least im not chopped 𓆪
♰ snared... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4c62059ad22f.png ♰
￣\ would you still hate me f i was a worm /￣
🔥🔥🔥
hit the gym tO blOw Off sOme steam, ran intO anOther familiar face! ladies... ♡ XO —with @mercurialGOrepriest https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/94df1572d32c.png XO
huge wobbly purple rumblespheres massive fuckin jiggly jugs sticky w/ faygo sprayed all over end chitt #nsfw
Oh hell yeah, Not specifically about the ecstasy; its just ballerr that you'rre going,
ION KNOW, MAYBE HAVE A BIG AS FUCK BURGER TO EAT. I DONT REALLY CELEBRATE MUCH.
someone very very very very very very very very hot zzhould mezzzzage me hhehehehehe
Repostin' this ;p #nsfw (ooc: art by my friend on discord) https://file.garden/acHa5wA0vHdP6DSA/NSFW%20art%20%3A)/ivy%20rose%20boobs.png
i never have to ask 'wwwwho's got their bulge in their palmmmm rn' because i knowwww sedrek zaleth got mmmme #nsfwwww
|-[__]--- Please do not be alarmed by the multitude of colors decorating your friendly neighborhood mediculler's coat. That's just a consequence of the profession.
I need t9 make a separate p9st 9n this matter t9 get ahead 9f any disc9urse, 6ecause s9me pe9ple are determined t9 take my w9rds 9ut 9f c9ntext. I am n9t and have never 6een against a pr9miscu9us pers9n's right t9 have sex when and where they want, within reas9n. In fact, s9me 9f my 6est friends are particularly pr9miscu9us and I have never 9nce t9ld them they c9uldn't 6e. I am m9re than 9kay with it, as l9ng as they keep their acti9ns safe, sane, c9nsensual, and 6ehind cl9sed d99rs where the rest 9f us d9n't have t9 6ear witness t9 it. This hardly makes me a slutshamer. I'm a #slutsavi9r.
•ᴥ- feeling a bit frisky. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a8ff946b9e3c.gif -ᴥ•
Do mind the flashes from Felt Manor, if you’ve happened to notice them. They are quite visible this evening. The color, I’m told, is somewhat striking. Bright enough to draw the eye. Persistent enough to invite questions. Understandable. There is a natural inclination to investigate anything that interrupts the ordinary rhythm of your surroundings. Light where there should be none. Motion where there was stillness. A suggestion that something is… unfolding just out of reach. You may rest assured, however, that what is occurring is both contained and intentional. Nothing has gone astray. Nothing has exceeded its bounds. The Manor is functioning precisely as it was designed to. If you find yourself concerned, I would advise against acting on that impulse. There is very little to be gained from proximity at this stage, and considerably more to be lost from arriving before you are meant to. Observation, from a distance, will suffice. The flashes will subside. They always do. Until then, I suggest you continue as you were. This does not require your involvement.
*rips open my shirt like a wolf revealin another shirt w a wolf that sayz yaoi* RAHH
AH / YES / I / HAVE / HEARD / OF / THIS / NOVEL / CONCEPT / OF / 'DEMOCRACY' / FROM / OTHER / SPECIES / RESEARCHED / BY / OUR / EMPIRE! / ─┼─── APPARENTLY / A / PRESIDENT / IS / A / LEADER / CHOSEN / BY / THE / PEOPLE! / ISN'T / THAT / GREAT? / I / THINK / OUR / PLANET / COULD / BENEFIT / FROM / THIS! / ─┼─── EXCEPT / WE / ARE / AN / EMPIRE / AND / ROYAL / DUTIES / CAN / BE / EASILY / IGNORED! / I / HOPE / YOU / DON'T / MIND / I / DECLARE / YOU / A / THREAT / NOW! / ─┼───
xx U HAVE MY VOTE!!!!! xx ✩ ♬✮₊.♪⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
Thank you for bringing this to my attention. It is each and every citizen's right to run for office in any self-respecting democratic republic. This is not a personal slight against me, and it will not be taken as such. I simply hope the residents of Earth-C choose who they believe will lead them best.
IS / THAT / A / NUH-HUH / YOU / DON'T / MIND / BEING / A / THREAT / TO / THE / THRONE / OR / A / NUH-UH / DECLINING / MY / CHALLENGE?! / ─┼─── MY / APOLOGIES / I / DO / NEED / CLARIFICATION / BECAUSE / MY / VIEW / OF / YOU / ENTIRELY / DEPENDS / ON / THIS!!!!! / ─┼───
i |w|ish they added a "fear" reaction to this |w|ebsite because i do nothing but fear a possible future in |w|hich this exists
While I respect your opinion, I believe it is in everyone's best interest to put it to a vote in the 2030 election. I wish you luck!
D:<!!!!! / ─┼─── I / AM! / ─┼─── UNFORTUNATELY / NOT / FULLY / VERSED / YET / IN / THE / NUANCES / OF / INTERNET / WIT / AND / SLANG / THEREFORE / I / SHALL / TAKE / THE / L / AS / I / HAVE / SEEN / BEEN / SAID / IN / INSTANCES / OF / UTTER / DEFEAT / ONLINE! / ─┼─── I / SHALL / GET / YOU / NEXT / TIME / PRESIDENTIAL / ELECT / YUNG / JUGG / 2030 / MARK / MY / WORDS! / ─┼───
@ perusing the ancient teXts so that i may cast a "yuri fireball". @ @ am i doing this right? @
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it probably feels good as fuck for the mana when the wizard uses it #nsfw #implication
@ the sentiment is appreciated. @ @ i also watched it happen. @
@ i gaze out the port window of my hive's tower. the community below is as is ever, bustling and lively. active, even. their world a world apart from my own. @ @ i watch, and see the stories acting out below me. @ @ once again, i watch the food deliverytroll fly from the edge of a cliff. @
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/492361508857184257/1488027600105246813/4qh9tb3.jpg?ex=69cb4932&is=69c9f7b2&hm=05bfb6abe6fc1ac52f2f2a0ba87bb634ade21cd111bfddba83dfe4fccb7eb9f1 GOT K1CK3D OUT OF TH3 C4N3S 1 4LMOST SL4PP3D 4 STUP1D B4LD B1TCH 4ND 1 TOOK TH1S B1TCH FR13S OMW OUT!!
hey guys https://file.garden/acHa5wA0vHdP6DSA/NSFW%20art%20%3A)/ivy%20rose%20boobs #nsfw (OOC: Art by my good friend Nugget on Discord ^^)
snugglin. cuddlin. straught cupe buggin it. snug as sum bugs in a rug rn and i think every1 oughta experience da epic highs n lows of snugglin up with sum warmblooded sweeties <3
theY oчght to make jets and fighter ships more accessible to the non-militant or civvies lot: i don;t need to hear them askin for mY rank and statчs: it;s a ship jчst hand it over: don;t ask me where i got the fчnds from ;/
(( #Generalinformation!! )) This account, although not at all regularly, has and will send posts with the substance and nsfw tag, if you have those tags blocked then I don't think this would be much of a problem, but if you don't and you're generally wary of those topics, then be careful! Although I don't think it'd be often If you're blocked it's one of two reasons! Either your character or content they post is something I personally am very uncomfortable with, or you just have non-Homestuck adjacent characters, which I am entirely uninterested in interacting with, so don't take it personally! It's just my preferences or for my own comfort in using the site.
finally lOst the weird lusus, gOt lOst myself fOr a while. nO signal fOr a while. NXVXR GOING XN THE WXXDS AGAIN!! prObably wOuld've been lOst fOrever if i hadn't been lucky enOugh tO cOme acrOss a super helpful stranger tysm @alOpecOidTenacity fOr the guidance nOw i can cOntinue my trip!! XO —with @alOpecOidTenacity https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/848eea0f1c48.png XO
:33< women with fat bulges #nsfw :33< send chitt
ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ https://media.tenor.com/HvyXSpdlu9cAAAAe/sponge-bob-im-ugly-and-im-proud.png
I d಄n't think bulge will fix me but I'm willing t಄ try. #nsfw
...........1 w1ll b3 d3l3t1ng th1s 1n 24 hours. >;] [4rt by m3] https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/9c6b7903d3ff.png #nsfw
up n rdy 2 take da nite!! #thotlyfe #selfie #model #edit [[ Credits to Gainax! I used a screenshot of Panty Anarchy to edit into Kalian! ]] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d69a2856c217.png
fucked a misanthrope so good they regained faith in humanity #nsfw
pffhaha, maybe >X3 take meowt to dinner furst
reminder 2 embrace ur horniness nuthin wrong wit it <3 its natural, babey #nsfw
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(( hello Chittr rpers, I've got something sick for you today, especially you clown enjoyers. Myself as well as @piousPorcine @waningCatastrophe & @retroactiveAmnesiac have put together our own lovely interpretation of what books might be in the clown scripture, as well as logging various quotes people have done in chittr. Its by no means comprehensive, but its a fun little starting point for prompts and writing our favorite colorful cultists. Feel free to contact if you want anything in particular added! I would love for it to be a project of Chittr as a whole! I'll post some OOC updates as needed here. Enjoy! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1s-8i8QtjPZVguECPTi4PAl8xvcLFXBSEeKYK0d2BbUs/edit?usp=sharing #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #ooc #scripture <- should make it easier to find in the future
I admit i'm like disturbingly hoorny soometimes but when yoour whoole culture requires yoou too participate in mandatoory sexual activies just too noot get killed oon the spoot that's loowkey the oonly way too goo 8/ #nsfw
wow. i never thought i would see the day.
Proud Mother Of Two Babys, Casey And Nicolas Egbert!!!!!!
man fuck THI2 im drinking mor3 #2ub2tanc3 #2ub2tanc32
just uploaded my header :) collaged it myself, i think it looks nice https://file.garden/Y2KtYpOdi23QPOi5/Untitled183_20260328232923.png
What th3 FUCK am I WATCHING unfold on main tonight
b0y, that 0ne was a real hit with the drug addicts. i'd ask if we're all 0k but we're chittr users, the answer is 0bvi0usly n0. #substances
lemme test ⊙ut this image embed shit ᥕ a pic ⊙f the lil dude i made during lecture t⊙daᥡ https://cdn.imgchest.c⊙m/files/0d33fe31a2aa.jpeg
-7 New look <3 2-
WEIRD LUSUS WEIRD LUSUS WEIRD LUSUS XO —suggested tag: @slenderMan https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/75ccd5da2c6d.png XO
#d33p
~told him not to take a pic, but he snapped one anyvvays. thought i might as vvell share it ;} #nsfvv https://files.catbox.moe/v2vyvu.png
get y0ur m0ney up get y0ur m0ney up get y0ur m0ney up get y0ur m0ney up (get y0ur, get y0ur) get y0ur m0ney up bag the fuck up, bbag the fuck up get y0ur m0ney up bag the fuck up, bbag the fuck up, bbag the fuck up get y0ur m0ney up (get y0ur, get y0ur) bag the fuck up, bbag the fuck up get y0ur m0ney up (get y0ur, get y0ur) bag the fuck up, bbag the fuck up (sit y0ur a$$ d0wn)
(^･ω･^) < I WANT TO CONTINUE DRAWING SHIPCOURSE BUT I K33P GETTING DISTRACTED BY ALL THESE NEW SHIPPING IDEAS AND NEW TROLLS!!!!!!!!! MAYBE COULD USE SOME HELP ON IT LATER!!!!!!!!! #shipcourse #art #busy
♰ chittr has become an excellent source for new pets.. i could always feed a few more... #nsfw ♰
FUCK ha2 it r3ally b33n almo2t an HOUR 2inc3 I fuckin po2t3d?? Tim3 FLI32 wh3n your3 fuckin zoot3d #2ub2tanc3
Aint WORTH IT Mo2t fun i2 at NIGHT anyway2
2top J3RKIN it 2o much bro2ki #n2fw
Growing up is realizing that shawty really IS like a meloD:y in my heaD: that I :Can't keep out got me singing like.
♰ not a half bad idea... i think you'd be rather pretty on my leash :) ♰
Count my a22 IN bro2ki
thank you for 10k kults! i will post my proper thank you when i am back from the party ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, i hope the dress fits!, archive rating: G) #teatime
((ooc: credit to @pitilessdispatch for the beautiful art of surtur and roe i could chomp on this)) back from who knows where doing . . . well i guess you can see not the jade id prefer to have hitting the back of my throat but whatever @pitilessdispatch can't believe i let you talk me into posting this dumb shit >.> @archiveaddict is this enough mlm for you??? https://i.imgur.com/ui6litj.png #nsfw #nsfwe #cantbelievethisshit
Heyyyy~ I've been Like, offline All day, Which TOTALLY isn't Like me But i'd Been out Trying to Spread the Word!! Of how Great i Am <3 At least Two trolls Said they'd Consider it~
Yoч sчggestin somethin like cчcking? fчn idea babe
what shoчld i stream on pailhчb tonight? #nsfw
what if i am? ;)
233ya on th3 oth3r 2id3, bon3r2 #l3t2g3tfuck3dup #on #2ub2tanc32
I got ketamine, MDMA, Adderall, Bromo-Dragonfly, heroin, coke, crack, codeine, oxys, percs, vikes, PCP, LSD, Dilaudid, mescaline, mushrooms, bath salts, cortisone, Toradol. I got molly. I got her sister Sandra. I got big Frank. I got birth control, I got Plan B. Or... Flintstones gummies? #substance #nsfw
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I want a certain highbl() () d killed right n() w..
he ♯chit his ♯pants ♯😭😭😭
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sometimes a girl wants to go ghost hunting and have terrible things happen #nsfwe #cnc
getting the shit beat out of you after being chased in the woods like youre prey is the best form of foreplay , , , #nsfw #dubcon #picunrelated https://i.imgur.com/yyenNEH.png
Hello I am here, the amazing and beautiful, very talented, funny Trizza Tethis. It's not finstagram, I haven't ψitnessed a baddie yet. https://i.imgur.com/Kd0kPUL.png
(( consider: worst of both worlds troll chainsaw troll :)
↑f only troll fuj↑moto h★d been hugged ★s ★ wr↑ggler
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what a perf<>rmance THAT was #h<>lyshit #nsfw
:) KaRkAt HtTpS://I.ImGuR.CoM/0q8cL6W.PnG #QuAdRaNtS #mOiRaIl
invest in chumcoin this is gonna be the next big thing trust me https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/28/images14.jpg
Update: I kinda fixed him but n಄w his legs are ಄n his head. I d಄n't think he can dance like this.
>>hat is a chaser and >>hy do they keep calling me that
putting myself <>n d<> n<>t disturb f<>r a bit! ;) @mercurialG<>repriest https://cdn.imgchest.c<>m/files/63c8b06c0fbe.png
« i'm gonna follow this funky lil honkbeast and see where it takes me. »
D --> I think I have too many weapons to practice with now D --> But learning is a part of growing STRONGER
You-hoo-hoo are so good with wohohords... Sentences I could never think up in my thinkpan are laid out in frohohont of me and I couldn't be hahahappier~!
ʚ♡ɞ Why is every one like FREAKED OUT today?? ʚ♡ɞ
pErhAps rEtUrnIng tO A dIscUssIOn Of drInkIng gAsOlInE wOUld bE bEttEr? thAt wAs A plEAsUrAblE ExpErIEncE. cOmpArAbly.
I m3an I po2t3d thi2 alr3ady and it2 my pfp but im an 3goi2t 2o h3r3 you go http2://f2.toyhou.23/fil3/f2-toyhou-23/imag32/117430405_P4Vj3hgd0N7uAPb.jpg
I could 23nd it again
ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ rub it a little
ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ you see my hair is up like this to resemble squeakbeast ears!
I wIll sImply sAy thAt I wIll prAy fOr All Of yOUr sAlvAtIOn In spItE Of EvErythIng yOU ArE All spEAkIng On
"What m3at2 do you want" Bitch all of th3m im trying to g3t fuckin jack3d
Troll 2ubway fuck2 2o hard
ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ i do not squeak unless squoken to
I have cleaning that needs done on my beautifully pristine chassis, less my appearance be tarnished. I'm incredibly gorgeous, that would be a shame. I'll be back to hate every one of you some more later.
Skeleton Johohokes are pretty humerus if I mayhayhay say~
While I don't usually believe in coincidences, I am first and foremost cognizant of the fact that correlation does not necessarily equal causation. I couldn't tell you why so many indigo-blooded trolls have ended up under my employment, through so many different means and under varying levels of duress. What I can tell you is that they all appear to delight in being ordered around by their hierarchical and financial betters and eager to please. Both highly admirable qualities in a cog of the machine. Whether this is a cultural or biological quirk has yet to be determined. What I can tell you is that I do not fetishize them. My cohost does.
« Here's the old gal, all chillaxin' it. She the church bells. » « https://technoshock.net/data/files/loklii/loklii_lusus.png »
↘️i would love to take a visitation to crystal lakeside.↘️
concept: forcing your nonreligious matesprit to read clurch scripture through their whines and moans while you bounce them in your lap (tags: Clown/Matesprit, flushfic, cultchaser, top reader, #nsfw, religionplay, clurchplay, miraculous, honkslop, archive ranking: E)
Oh my, ArE wE trEndIng? hOw lOvEly! tO All cUrIOUs, EnjOy A scrIptUrE vErsE!!! cOnvIctIOn 4:55 "fOr thE grEAt pUnchlInE Is yEt tO cOmE, fAIthfUl, And EvEn thIs shIt yOU cAn yEt bEAr.” #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
:33< why are people pitying me as if they dont know they're silly for NOT liking clowns? the makaras are hot and youre mad im right 🤷♀️
Genuine line of inquiry. Has anyone managed to teach this unruly upstart architect some manners yet, or is it still something of a puzzle wrapped enigma? I do not mind dusting off the old Mystery Van and running down a sequence of non-contiguous hallway doors in order to get to the bottom of this caper. After all. I did successfully triumph over deducing the evolution method of Palafin in an eclectic Japanese cartoon frame for frame composition analysis messaging forum once. https://i.imgur.com/xpJr8OJ.png #WitchChittr #SlalondeTheSpire #Roguelike #Gaming
Something wicked this way clones. https://i.imgur.com/k9RcNUB.png
if y<>u invited me <>ver i w<>uld never talk regulati<>n. just stimulati<>n ;) #nsfw
Now that th3r3 ar3 mor3 of y'all around to appr3ciat3 thi2 2hit http2://f2.toyhou.23/fil3/f2-toyhou-23/imag32/117430405_P4Vj3hgd0N7uAPb.jpg #tatt3dup #lfg
Y'all ju2t hating cau23 you wi2h you had a mon2t3r rn
:33 < whoevfur is hating my tw33ts im assuming mew want some lip or something
søme øf yøu have truly rancid quirks. dø better.
d0n't l00k at me. #relapse #chittingaddicti0nisreal
On3 tim3 thi2 gal a2k3d m3 if wh3n hitting th3 bathroom at a v3nu3 if w3 hold 3achoth3r2 hand2 whil3 w3 tak3 a l3ak I told h3r no cau23 if w3 holding hand2 how am I 2uppo23d to hold it for th3 homi3 whil3 bro cant bar3ly 2tand up 2traight? #n2fw
~ Wow SeemS like I woke up to So much Sudden clownS and purplebloodS hate? Do you guyS realize that if not the existence of clurch, then the empire would've been led not by fuchsia, but by Some purple? Which I guesS would've been even worse for all of you. Also castism doesn't make Some of you look better.
⭒˚⋆.✧𐙚 #☾L𖹭⩊NP𖹭S𖥔IN୨ #N𖹭IᰔN𖹭𖥔𖹭K #୧ᰔ𖹭୨RRL #AR୧જ𖹭ᴗ୨𖹭𖹭NIN୨જ୧𖥔 𑁤𖥔𖥔PS://𝖋IL୧!་༘୨ARD୧N/A☾𖥔𖥔ᰔ୨-L୨D3𝖋𖹭୧4P/☾𖹭RNɞR୧AD%20ᰔIRR𖹭R%20PI☾!་༘PN୨ ꫂ᭪✧˚⋆｡˚
wwith you lot i can nevver be quite sure the extent of wwhats all goin up in yer pans but touché youvve at least been forthcomin thus far if not a little bit distasteful
dm me i;m bored oчt of mY pan over here ;/ nчde for nчde if Yoч;re cчte
\) -•-I love clowns.-•- (/
⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ Hilarities 85:2 ⚇ "Your paint pot is a collection of life and memory. The gutterbloods who helped make it up deserve respect enough that you paint something miraculous with it. To which I mean STOP PAINTING BULGES ON THE CHURCH WALLS!" ⚇
o+ its t+e big flop gigglenook w+o +angs out under every womans replies and still doesnt get any
clowns nngh (tags: :o), #nsfw, archive rating: HONK)
⚇ church history time ⚇ Ringleaders 1:1 ⚇ "Church wasn't formed in a day, my salacious motherfuckers. Back in the early shit, purplebloods was just that. No more, no less. But it wasn't to be that way forever, hell nah, because a troll called Nergal was about to get a hell of a motherfuckin' prophecy. Assuaged by visions of mirth and rage, he was torn in motherfuckin' two. Twin thoughts waged war in his mind, and he knew he had to unite it all. So that slick ass motherfucker wandered his way throughout Alternia, preaching on the wicked shit. Shangri-la above and the ticket you needed to get your ass there, a promised land for motherfuckers deemed MOST MOTHERFUCKING MONEY. And lo, the fam was born of those who got their gumption on to listen." ⚇
Take my hand! I can show you a better world! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d92c32d0d25f.png
D --> Matesprit in my arms D --> All is well in all the worlds
two million scoville hot saчce in mY dawn clawfee to start the daY: who drinks water nowadaYs
concept: down on your knees in front of your kismesis as the world blurs in and out, your body beaten and bloody "say ah, y/n" watching them reach down to grab at your cheeks and force your mouth open your tongue falling from your lips as they slowly drip a long bridge of hot spit into your mouth "swallow" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, pitchfling, spit, spitswallowing, #nsfw, #violence, swallowing spit while youre down, ouch, archive rating: M)
this coчld be чs </3 https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/dd45d890f869:png #nsfw
PUT MY AIR FRYER INSIDE MY OVEN, CALL THAT AUTOFELLATIO #NSFW
If you ever zee me acting like a clown, fucking kill me on zight. That'z not me, I've beeen pozzezzed.
this website gets at least one post an hour of sum1 asking whats a milf/dilf
first stOp Of the trip: clurch - everyOne was really welcOming (fOr the mOst part), and saw a cOuple familiar faces! thanX fOr the pic ♡ hOnk! XO —with @retrOactiveAmnesiac and @arcaneAspiratiOns https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/1a94978b57f9.png XO
FUCK BEING SOFT AND KISSABLE, IM LARGE AND FISTABLE #NSFW
you're crazy if you think hemoanonimity is gonna keep me from posting bloody and bruised ass pics post-lashing on main lmfao enjoy or whatever #nsfwe #gore #kink #masochism #violence https://i.imgur.com/t2fehvp.png
(( Tags, everyone!! Tags!! Remember tags!! ))
Just got c4ll3d 4n "41LF" by on3 of th3 young3r trolls. Wh4t do3s th1s m34n?
1 B3T YOU D1DNT KNOW TH1S L1TTL3 FUCK WOULD B3 TH3 ON3 TO SWOON M3 4W4Y https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1053227033532059668/1487277662857728200/fpjv3dr.png?ex=69c88ec3&is=69c73d43&hm=a93cabe368c858170dbbc68d80457e01eac91877d0d9fb1e735b79f71c230d4f #art #yumeshipping #justlearnedthatwordfromthehumans #yumechit
Guuuuys I'm gonna be mohohore entertaining~! Many thahahanks to thohohose who guided meee~
e˅ery♡ne l♡˅es me and 1t's just s♡ hard, 1 d♡n't get why e˅erytr♡ll tr1es t♡ deny 1t
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ https://files.catbox.moe/47fpa7.png doin pretty well ]
"pinned post" rankmaid-sensei (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, biography, requests, fujoshi pride, #nsfw. #nsfwe, archive rating: M ) summary: hello! 0v0 my account is heavily nsfw + nsfwe so please be mindful and curate your chittr experience i mainly posts fics and concepts! i accept requests through dms or in replies please do not be shy! i love making friends but i get very nervous sometimes gomen i am a fujoshi for life and i will never stop do not ask me to thank you for stopping by ^0^ i have attached a simple selfie as well https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48e49cabf77a.png
cute purplblud babe putty in my hnds as i suck her bulge nd fingers her nook #nsfw
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If anybody is ever curious about the mother grub or grubs in general feel free to ask me. I love teaching others about our reproductive system! #nsfw #mostlybecauseitsatopicabouttrollreproduction
vV Anyways! I'm very excited to be chatting with you all!! You don't know how suffocating it is talking to the same cloistermates everynight... This is a breath of fresh Alternian air for me! Vv
vV OH MY!!! WHAT A SAYING!!! Vv I mean, I'm used to the lewdness I deal with troll slurry every night but it still makes me blush!
epic rap battles of historyyyyy puppy VERSUS kitty BEGIN *sniffsniffsniffsniffsniff sniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniff*
It is so nice to see another troll and of somebody of a higher caste? Hello! I'm mostly used to chatting with my fellow Jades, honestly.
~h dear g~d the h~~fbeasts f~lll~wed me t~ ~live lawnring
y~u pe~ple will just say anythin here, huh. here at ~live lawnring, we supp~rt y~ur right t~ get clubbed t~ death by cl~wns!
i'm dyin and ~nly a kiss fr~m a h~t cl~wn can save me...
↗️OKAY. SINKING WHAT LITTLE I HAVE LEFT INTO #RUMBLECOIN.↗️ ↘️my superiors are admonishing me and withholding my daily cup of hydration for having such a superior and disastrous mess up.↘️ ↗️BUT I HAVE FAITH I CAN MAKE BACK MY LOSSES BEFORE THE NEXT PROFIT REPORT HAS TO BE IN.↗️
I feel bad for all thoze religiouz freakz out there... lozt to a faith that doezn't give a zhit about you. #downwithcultz
@sacc+arineSovereignty your callouts mean not+ing im still +ere / +ttps://i.imgur.com/dcwPCC7.png
he got a god complex i said let me worship u sir <3 #nsfw
hey. (wildeyed and covered in blood and viscera) #gore
YOU GUYS WOULDNT UND3RST4ND https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/769206931889061938/1487200268939694142/wjtf7vw.png?ex=69c846ae&is=69c6f52e&hm=d94cb04eb1eea74f857fe6ce1f8fef5b87bdd5499d835e3de9b58249496a7ae4&animated=true #art
(( Pinning on all my accts! Important to note, I'm always down to RP SFW and Violence, but I don't do NSFW! I don't mind rping into NSFW jokes and references, but I don't RP it ^-^ TY! This goes for all my charas: @tempestousDoxy @bigBooms @macabreMoonlight @waningCatastrophe @avidApiarist @bakersDouzen [idk why u would wanna freak on the bakery] ))
httpz://cdn.imgchezt.com/filez/dbb3bd5468b4.png Tried the hair down. I don't hate it.
I can't entirely dizagree. You're zome freakizh zpecimen like the rezt of your purplebrood.
n⊙ᥕ this dude g⊙t me thinkin ab⊙ut big beefᥡ kennedᥡ fml #nsfᥕ
concept: holding the barrel of your gun to their forehead, finger teasing the trigger watching them reach for your wrist to slowly lower the weapon to their lips, placing a single kiss before dragging their tongue over and around the muzzle pushing forward to make them gag on the barrel as you start unbuttoning your pants with your free hand feverishly (tags: Reader/Whoever Came To Mind, pitchfling, unmentioned quadrant, vaguequad, vaguecharms, gunplay, weaponplay, violence, #nsfw, #nsfwe just in case, rivals to emptied rivals, paintball, archive rating: M)
tenlom could ne>er fuck like a real purpleblood
He hyonk on my trapeze til i [SLIDEWHISTLE SOUND EFFECT] #nsfw
If It wAs nOt fOr thE dArk cArnIvAl whAt wOUld hAppEn tO Us AftEr wE dIE? OthEr thAn tUrnIng tO slOwly dEgrAdIng spIrIts... I shUddEr At thE thOUght bUt fInd mysElf thInkIng On It mOrE As Of lAtE
going to the #beach bitchesssss dm me ill drop the location
Just glittery Hearts and Stuff like That!!
Zhould I try a new hairztyle? I waz thinking of putting it down, but the coily pigtailz have beeen a ztaple.
実 | Realpossssting; who needs sssslitherbeastsss to keep you sssatissfied when you have rustbloodsss. Ssend chit. #nsfw #TenloIsssDemure
:33 < im expanding my writing horizons and have just worked on a d33p short story! please enjoy!! >:)) < nyeh heh heh! i have b33n waiting for this day! :33 < should i leave you? >:)) < hrrggh, heck no! :33 < are we matesprits furever and ever? >:)) < ahaa, of course! :33 < will you ever betray me and make me cry? >:)) < never ever ever!! :33 < can we hug and snuggle and stuff? >:)) < all the time! :33 < will you ever claw me to bits and hit me a lot and then i die? >:)) < are you crazy in the pan?? :33 < can i always trust you? >:)) < yes!! :33 < my matesprit! :DD :33 < why id say that was very cute and sw33t story! :33 < but what if you read it BACKWARDS? :33 < then it wont be!! :((
THE WORST THING ABOUT DENOTING THINGS AS CLOWN IS CLICK AND CLOCK ARE JUST REGULAR ASS FUCKING WORDS
8-> I'M THE GIANT RAT WHO MAKES ALL OF THE RULES.
shawty wanna fuck shawty likes it rough and shes got a big oily but a big round wet mcmuffin shawty got sexual techniques and a big round oily butt goosebumps on booty cheeks i wanna bust a nut #nsfw #nsfwe #lyricsposting
art for the winner @waningCatastrophe congrats once again i mightve gone a little overboard but arting is cathartic stay tuned for the next raffle post aight we got like three of em lined up i think ((tysvm for the fun times on this site fr yall)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5dce9ab3125d.png
F33T 1S OV3RR4T3D WH3R3 4R3 TH3 P1T LOV3RS #NSFW #1M SP34K1NG F4CTS
-7 http5://file.garden/ZjWe5X6kUx6jUmEk/mirror.png 2-
concept: down on your knees making eye contact with your matesprit as you slowly pull their thigh highs down, their feet resting in your lap (tags: Reader/Matesprit, feet mentioned on my chittr, footplay, stockings, #nsfw, suggestive, body worship, archive rating: M)
a lot of posts about feet tonight...!? (tags: feet, strut pod, #nsfw, archive rating: 🦶)
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pulling up to the function >>ith the clo>>n man i just met online a fe>> hours ago oh yessss im getting laid tonight hehehehekekekakakakek>>aheh #nsf>>
((one of these days im gonna post on the wrong account and its gonna be embarrassing as hell lol
#ch!ttrconfess!on !'m th!nk!n @bout sex @nd fuck!n @nd sex
>([aw #ellllll na# my dew gone flaccid #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/e3e00bae877d.png]
drawing. maybe ! ^_^’ https://i.postimg.cc/hGgGcM1R/IMG-2200.jpg
xx I WLD #LOVE TO C JUST HOW FAR DOWN MY THROAT U CAN GET UR TUNG >////< xx ✩ ♬✮₊.♪⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
2o if I thr3w a party who'2 2howing up??
女 | Bitches be hating with a B-cup, talk to me when your bosom iss bigger. #nssfw
wOndErfUl OpEnIng sErmOn frOm pAstErrOr clEErA! I cOUld AlmOst hEAr thE whOlE spEEch OvEr thE chEErIng And scrEAmIng. thEsE lArgE mAssEs ArE AlwAys A bIt mOrE lIvEly thAn I Am UsEd tO #clOwnpOstIng
you are not educated enoug' in Ze topic for me to lowAIR myself and speak wiZ as if we are on even footEEN to debate.
i cleaned up a bit in celebration of 100 followers! please take a seat wherever! ^0^ (tags: my face, rankmaid-sensei, #nsfw just in case, thank you!, archive rating: M) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0453d5ab6a67.png
s0metimes i miss the v0ices in my head and that's why i spend s0 much time 0n chittr.ing.
i am choosing love and kindness and letting go of my teenage anger. i am choosing love and kindness and letting go of my teenage anger. i am choosing love and kindness and letting go of my teenage anger. #dailyaffirmations
SHE LET ME HIT. BECAUSE SHE FETISHIZES EAST BEFORAN CULTURE.
shawty lemme hit cuz of my whimsical and cherubic nature #blessed
I'M ON A SELF GUIDED JOURNEY TO RE-CUSTODIAN MY INNER PUPA. #HEALING #SECONDCHANCES #BREAKINGCYCLES #FOLLOWFORTHEJOURNEY
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I really do love the tag system. It makes curating your space easier for any party. ]
◁◁ OKAY IVE SEEN ALOT OF WEIRD T||INGS ON INTERNET SPACES BUT ▶▶ NOW PLAYING ▶︎ IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT WHY THE GRAND HB IS WOKE NOW????
:33< furked up that mewman eat charms fur powpurr :33< can the leprechauns have one thing?
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You lik£, always post bang£rs lik£ OMG!
THE TENT IS PITCHED BEYOND THE VEIL, WHERE LAUGHTER PEELS LIKE PAINT FROM BONE, AND THE FAITHFUL DANCE THOUGH THEIR FEET ARE ASH. PAINT YOUR FACE IN MIRTH, FOR SORROW IS A SIN THAT STARVES THE CARNIVAL, AND THE HUNGRY GODS ARE NEVER KIND. WHEN THE FINAL BELL TOLLS, THE WORTHY WILL TUMBLE SCREAMING INTO JOY, AND IN THAT ENDLESS JEST, BE MADE DIVINE. #SCRIPTURE
── ✦ S⚢METIMES THIS WEBSITE IS A C⚢LDBL⚢⚢DED MASTURBATI⚢N SESSI⚢N. MANY SUCH CASES. FASCINATING H⚢W THESE TR⚢LLS INVENT NEW PR⚢BLEMS T⚢ MAKE THEMSELVES FEEL BETTER WHILE SITTING ⚢N THEIR THR⚢NES BUILT BY WARMBL⚢⚢DED HANDS. #NSFW
── ✦ I'M REFERRING T⚢ THE HEM⚢CASTES THAT REFER T⚢ THEMSELVES AS "HIGH"BL⚢⚢DS.
♰ collecting these clowns like trading cards sometimes its almost too easy ♰
♰ take control of the flirt ♰
"unluckys charms" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Diamonds Droog/Crowbar, dersite/leprechaun, rivals, charms mention, violence, old man yaoi, sadomasochism, flashbacks, #nsfw, top vs top, #gore, #nsfwe in just case due to violence, complicated relationship, just cmere already, scentplay, archive rating: M) summary: everythings coming up, diamonds requested by anonymous things have been complicated for a while when crowbar lands on his back, its rough and tactless. bright red sticking to the soft green fibers of his body, painting him just how droog likes best he clicks his tongue against sharp teeth, cocking his head to the side as he stares down at the pathetic state of unlucky number seven "get up" droog grunts in disappointment as he pulls out his deck, rage flashing in crowbars bright green eyes the only retort before he lunges crowbar tastes blood and see balloons the hunt begins just as it always does, again and again, with both deadset on the prize metal crashing bluntly into bodies, bullets flying, adrenaline pumping at the same pace that blood pours weakly from wounds when he finally gets on top, crowbar can take only a moment to appreciate his victory as droog gnashes his teeth and finds purchase in a throat the scent of clean wool and used baize fills droogs senses, the smell turning sour as crowbars blood begins to fill his jaws the smell takes him back droogs arms looped around crowbars body from behind, crushed against one another hard and tight as he buried his face into his rivals neck and groaned with exertion the warmth of crowbars tongue the way he sounded on top of him just like he was now are the noises they make now so different from then? droog is too caught off guard by the memory to process the swing of an arm, vision blurring white as impact is made his smooth black face is covered with a mix of their blood, twisted into a tired grimace as he watches crowbar retreat to find something heavy something worthy enough to make droog suffer through stars the same way he does "get... up..." crowbar spits, turning back around and pausing in shock at the sight that awaits him droogs on the ground with his legs spread lazily "just cmere already" a pot of gold notes: kyaaa thank you for the request!
xx I UNDERSTOOD LIEK 2 OF THOSE WORDZ BUT I SO GET THE VIBE #UNITY xx ✩ ♬✮₊.♪⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
yknow som3tim3s i think 'daz, mayb3 you should l3t on3 of thos3 n3<3r touch3d a pail s3adw3ll3rs hit th3yr3 rish asf you could g3t som3 cool shit for it' and th3n i ch3ck chittr and r3m3mb3r i got fuckin standards lmaoooo if a fish is hitting th3y'r3 gonna b3 a hot on3 #nsfw
Fucked up in the clu8 thinking a8out the fall of the roman empire
Quite menacing. https://i.postimg.cc/rpKGJxhM/IMG-0136.jpg
i may not be able to go band for band after winning the shorts at the auction but i can still go freak for freak! 0v0
"shes not gonna fuck u lil lady" yes she will she will if i post good #nsfw
Ninety seven percent of chronic yearners bail just before pushing the envelope and making that ditsy gothic mommy dom dreamgirl fall head over hells for them. The remaining three percent don’t have to anymore. They succeeded.
#RiseAndGrind https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0169.jpeg
...heard from a few jades in the cavern this site was p𝓁easant, so i decided to make an account. i enjoy making cand𝓁es and baked goods, if that he𝓁ps you know anything about me.
⚇ i can bear this i can bear this i can bear this i can bear this ⚇
xx UMMM LIKE U SHOULD TOTES SNORT MORE FENT X3 xx ✩ ♬✮₊.♪⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
s33ms lik3 a busy nigh^ ^o m3 k33p on ^rucking bro^h3r HAHA
might I recommend quaaludes
You're my favorite su8stance a8use maxxer on chittr.
♰ pity-able. get well soon. you may experience a heart attack ♰
lets bury each other here #nsfw #violence #impliedviolence #darkromance https://i.pinimg.com/736x/0c/ea/1b/0cea1bf259c8fd5fb0d1df0020021392.jpg
hghblud bulge #nsfw #SORRYITHINKIMFUNY
>([sometimes moirails make out nasty style bro i dont t#ink a little spoonin is gonna #ave regulators kickin in your s#it]
>([bein a seadweller w#o cant swim is lowkey based like w#ats gonna #appen if i fall into a pool i can just walk out lol]
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most of rankmaid-senseis posts have been short enough to have archive tags visible but lately they have been a bit longer! so they will be moved to the top in future works thanks for your KUDOS ❤︎ !
they shouldnt be touching you like this youre used to the bites, the scratching, the berating that stings a cold pitch in your blood pusher. but their hands are on you and theres something about it that pulls the air right from you the delicate draw of their tongue over your throat, a place you would never let them get close to with the fangs they hide behind the soft lips that now trail to your ear "what are you doing?" you manage through a trembling breath, voice too light to prove the hatred you should be feeling you should be feeling it, right? its there somewhere, but everything is a slurry when they act like this their hands pull you up and into their lap weighlessly. you fucking hate them right? "keep going" you grit out cruelly, spades digging into your chest. though your tone softens at the feeling of their gentle touch diving lower, the spades flipping in time with stomach "please..." (tags: Reader/Kismesis, quad mixing, pitchflush, flushpitch, pitchflush quad mixing, quadrant mixing, #nsfw, gentle petting, begging, desperation, mixed feelings, guilt, archive rating: E)
I get the most random fucking hates on my shit and I'm like. Who are you people. What did I do to you?
leleleleleleleleleleleleleleleleeeeeh!!! https://file.garden/acSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/Screenshot%202026-03-26%20023531.png
Great to see a lot of appreciation going on here. In our divided society, it's important to come together. ♣️ I am disappointed at the lack of intersectionality in these posts. ♣️ It REALLY brings the movement down. I understand not everyone is as big of an ally as I am, but I think you could all try harder. ♣️ Shout out to all my lowbloods who do all the right things and still get treated poorly by unappreciative highbloods. ♣️ ♣️ Shout out to my comrades who get lumped in with the wrong crowd for showing their appreciation. ♣️ ♦️ Shout out to my highblood allies who can't join a conversation about hemoism without the mood curdling. ♦️ ♣️ Shout out to my highblood allies who get lumped in with the oppressors because some trolls can't understand that not all highbloods are like that. ♣️ ♦️ Shout out to highblood allies who are trying but sometimes use the wrong words and get attacked for it. ♦️ ♥️ I see you. ♥️
opinions on goldy gamers who stink good? asking for a friend...
Mamamamamamamamamamama Zee? Mamamamamamamamamamama https://file.garden/acSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/Anizzy_Interested.gif
:33< the meowbeast says meow :33< the hoofbeast says neigh :33< the squealbeast says mew have the right to remain silent
firstly since when are you hispanic
It2 2o funny to m3 that my kull 2cor3 ha2 gott3n 2o much furth3r, 2o much fa2t3r than my Kult (Im almo2t to 1k Kull im b3gging you lik3 thi2 2hit)
i love fr13nds!!! does anyone want to be fr13nds???
hhh... alright... this next fic is my first time writing some of these cultural and species specific intricacies but i hope i can provide a respectful and rank chapter!
@m3rcurialGor3pri32t 9/10 rad dud3 Your3 lik3 m3 if I had join3d up with th3 circu2 lik3 I wa2 2uppo23d to 2o that 3arn2 you a 10 but you ar3 a clown 2o that2 a -1 for m3 2orry bro2ki
"youre a disgusting fucking pervert" you jump in your seat, reaching to cover your husktop with your hands. your kismesis stands only a few paces away, eyes aglow and clearly having seen what you were just using the new search bar feature for. you stumble through some kind of retort though youre so shaken it comes up rushed, causing them bare the teeth that you hate so much "tell me what you were looking at!" "its none of your fucking business!" you bark back, pan still feeling dizzy from what youd found "tell me" the anger in their eyes shifts to a familiar pitch annoyance as they reach for their shirt, working buttons down at a hypnotically slow pace "tell me what you were looking at so i can show you the real fucking thing" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, kismesissitude, humiliation, caught in the act, teasing, search function, threats, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Okay lo23r2, thi2 tim3 for r3al. In c3l3bration of th3 23arch f3atur3 I think it2 tim3 Lik3, Hat3, M3diat3, or Pity and ill rat3 your a22 You wont cau23 your3 too 2car3d
Why don't you pull up to get the troll McDonalds I got and we can test that 8ouncy castle out for real? :::;) #nsfw
Waaaaaaaay up. 8onus points if you jump up and down on all fours.
:33< *the mighty huntress gets up to the podium to accept her award happy tears in her eyes* :33< mew guys hate meow mew really really hate meow :33< id like to thank the king of all clawsmeows fur hating efurry single one of my chitts ofur the past hour!
>([i aint even do t#at it just did it its goddamn self]
whoever made my fries must have got cracked this shit fucks #nsfw #thankyou
I might be barking?
=( If we were to get technical, as per what @mercurialGorepriest said, they are mollusks. However; they are frequently collected and raised by other bug enthusiasts such as myself and I tend to stick to the wrigglerish habbit of lumping it together with them. I suppose, this one time, this was a mollusk fact with Atlans. )
They warned me about they/them pussy and I didn't listen. #nsfw
if you don't wake up in a random alley who knows where with no money, palmhusk, or dignity did you really attend the clurch gathering? #substance
Humans don't have the cultural experience needed to perform the duties that are expected in an Alternian quadrant relationship. But trolls can't satisfy their needs in the limited, single-quadrant romance system that humans partake in. And attempting to prevent interspecies sloppy make-outs is an impossible task. It is clear that we need a new romance system that can accommodate both species in a healthy way. In this essay, I will-
GET YOUR$ELVE$ A RELATION$HIP THAT'$ $TATU$ I$ DEFINED BY WHAT I$ FUNNIE$T FOR THE BIT IN THE MOMENT.
party at the beach at the copa cabana, heheh, jk, i cant go 2 the beach :(
|| CURRENTLY IN A SAUNA SMOKING A COMICALLY OVERSIZED SEADWELLER CIGAR | I FEEL #HEDONISTIC AS FUCK | THANK GOD I DONT WORK TOMORROW | MAYBE I GET A MASSAGE TOO BUT THAT FEELS LIKE TOO MUCH FOR A WEDNESDAY | OVER ||
"⠀" trollbama stood frozen. "p-... peanut. we cant do this again. you keep giving me the run around. i try to communicate, i try to show you fun, i try to support you, and how am i repayed? you wish death upon me? you think im a terrible president? i sent my daves after you. my daves, peanut." "⠀" trollbama gritted his teeth, tears stinging his eyes. he set his jaw and turned away, breaking eye contact for a moment before looking back at peanuts looming concrete and rebar body before the scraping could continue. trollbama let out a bitter laugh. "that damn scraping." trollbama muttered, rubbing a hand over his eyes languidly. what would he have to do to prove himself? he was a good president. he *knew* he was a good president. trollbama took the first step, oxfords stumbling slightly. how many time's would he have to be the one to take the first step when it came to peanut? "an agreement. i want an agreement." "⠀" trollbama slowly placed one hand in his navy suit pants pocket, the fine cut accentuating the length of his legs as he stood in front of the scp. he nodded his head slowly. "whatever you need, peanut. i want to be the one to give it to you. ive been thinking about you when i shouldnt and-... i've taught you so much, havent i? ive seen what youre capable of. we can start over. you and me. barak trollbama and peanut. i-... i want you to be my vp, peanut. my vice peanut." trollbama lead his hand over peanut's bulbous body, upwards to hold a gentle touch and glide his thumb slowly over his cheek-like-area. he traced further inwards to the place where he'd longed to place his lips for so long, dragging a smooth line over the slit running vertically over peanuts visage. trollbama pulled his hand back slowly, bringing his thumb to his lips to suck at the taste. peanut didnt move. now he was the one who was frozen. (tags: Barak Trollbama/Peanut, troll/monster, forbidden romance, toxic dependency, miscommunication, yearning, #nsfw, vague quad, multichapter, presidential mention, archive rating: M)
🎦 WHAT IZZZZ UPPPPP CHITTEERRRRRR its ya fave streamer turnin kaikai FINALLY on this brand new sosh!!! im here to confirm the rumorz: TONITE is the premiere of my interview on hawt onez! make sure you tune the fuck in because i eat the BONEZZZZZZZZZ
Like uh-oh!! Power saw Broke on Me, any Recs for Replacements!!
OMG lik£, h£r£'s my outfit for a party I was at tonight!<33 :P https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/Illustration87.png
Sigh. Fond memories of honey mustard chicken microwave meals.
I forget people can have like. Positive relationships with their fathers. Lol.
Th9ugh I will n9t 6e j9ining y9u, I welc9me and supp9rt such a widespread expressi9n 9f #SelfL9ve. Let's just remind every9ne t9 stay fully cl9thed this time.
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You cast...Force of Will on an already resolved creature? You fascinate me, Sedrek. Impressed by the boldness of your maneuver, I, too, decide to play dirty for style points. I target your Force of Will with a Counterspell, then, abominably, expend five of my own life points cast Lightning Bending to target...you guessed it. My own Counterspell. All spells fizzle for lack of suitable targets and/or pre-emptive disarming. The world is safer, stupider, but a far more harrowing place. The rules of conventional morality no longer apply here. May outer gods preserve your chitinously hardened skin. https://i.imgur.com/NkrDipd.png
why do you all care so much about the colour of your blood??? i thought we all bleed red
freak4freak pride! mmgh
I wizh that people underztood that juzt beecauze I'm beeing nice, doez NOT mean I'm flirting with you. It'z juzt cuztomer zervice.
i luv baiting clowns <3
((I forgot how to spell earth for a second. i kept adding a c. Shoot me dead behind a dennys.))
Testing something. ❤️ If you like Blood and Beasts better than FLARP. ♠️ If you like FLARP better than Blood and Beasts. Wrong answers are getting put on a list. #BNB #FLARP #GAMING
#HoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoNk #cLoWnPoStInG
some of you are hating my chits... every chit... as soon as theyre posted... hmm... suspicious
fEllOw fAIthfUl, Is It hErEtIcAl tO spEAk Of gOEtIc mAgIcs? I hAvE hEArd... cOnflIctIng rEpOrts- And wOUld lIkE sOmE mOrE OpInIOns AftEr All I As All fAIthfUl bElIEvE strOngly In stIckIng tO clErgIcAl cAnOn!
hOw dO yOU prEpArE fOr gUEsts? I hAvE nEvEr hAd lIvIng gUEsts dO I mAkE tEA? I wIll bEgIn mAkIng tEA...
It Is A bIt... dIstUrbIng... tO sEE OthEr rElIgIOns swAyIng thE UngUIdEd hAnds... mAy thE mIrthfUl OnEs gIvE mE pAtIEncE...
$AME HERE MAN, $AME FUCKING HERE. DAP ME UP, MAN.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fb70cd9c08c3.png @affectionConsecrated #substances #jobposting
You'r£ lik£ in his DMS, i'm putting lik£, a blank£t ov£r his cag£ b£caus£ it's lik£, b£dtim£. <3 :P #nsfw
IT'S NOT A RELIGION IT'S A MOVEMENT. EVERY TROLL MATTERS. LOWBLOOD LIVES MATTER. DON'T DIE QUIETLY.
Do not mix rum ₩ith t€quila #substanc€ #nothavingagoodtim€
MANY PEOPLE ASSUME I DISLIKE HIGHBLOODS INHERENTLY. THIS ISN'T THE CASE. EVERYONE IS EQUALLY JUDGED BY ACTION AND BELIEFS. CLASS AN CAST MEAN NOTHING IN THE FACE OF TRUE MORALITY.
Is any9ne else's Chittr feed suddenly a 6it t99 #religi9us f9r their liking? N9t that I have a pr96lem with religi9n 9r a pers9n's right t9 express it h9wever they see fit, 6ut I wish m9re pe9ple w9uld utilize hashtags s9 that 9thers can 6lacklist c9ntent pr9perly.
@climaxJump D9ing s9mething that I just explicitly expressed distate f9r (in this case, mass-hating my Chitts) is n9t as funny as y9u think it is, Damara. St9p that.
"are you sure?" you murmur nervously "go for it" your hands carefully travel up through his hair, reaching up to slowly press into the base of his horns. you watch with attentive eyes as a flush moves over his cheeks "y/n..." "h-... h-huh?" "keep going and youre gonna make me purr" (tags: hornplay, purring, #nsfw, overstim, unexpected softness, vague quad, unlisted quad, fluff, archive rating: T)
@caesarsArmament St9p hating all 9f my Chitts if y9u aren't g9ing t9 read them. While I w9uld never want t9 prevent s9me9ne fr9m 6eing a6le t9 9ffer c9nstructive criticism 9n my c9ntent, I w9rry that y9u are 9nly d9ing s9 in 6ad faith.
if we +ad a trending tab would it be safe to assume peanut is trending
ya ofc!!! .... where is it atagain ;>_>
sh0uld i start calling my f0ll0wers my s0ll0wers? #s0ll0wers
How'2 3v3ryon3'2 #humpday going? You humping th3 day or i2 th3 day humping you?
GOOO I GOT U UNDR A SPELL AND I DNT THNK ILL B LTTIN U OUTTTT #LYRIC
Shoutout to chittrr forr being something to do while I'm waiting forr anything to happen everr, slightly less borred then is typical,
WHY'$ THE FLE$H LOWKEY HOTTER THAN THE MACHINE?
Man I alt tab forr like a minute and therre's a peanut orr something?? what am I missing??
Twice t9day al9ne s9me9ne has replied t9 9ne 9f my Chitts dismayed that my p9sts are t99 lengthy. I w9rry f9r the Alternian educati9n system. Is it n9rmal f9r y9u all t9 6e incapa6le 9f c9mprehending even a measly 100+ w9rds at a time? #Vaguechitting
₩h¥ do th€¥ call it 'common s€ns€' ₩h€n it’s cl€arl¥ a limit€d €dition it€m?
hhhhhhh...
>([t#is is w#y i really fuck wit# you man you literally never miss]
"OOOn the twin moooooons, the fierce light ooof the sun, and ooof the stars yet untooouched by ooour warships, Let this departed soooul rest, let them enjoooy the peace denied tooo them ooon this planet. Let the soooil becooome their sooopooor slime, and allooow them tooo drift oooff, dreamless. Let their spirit nooot wander, but find cooomfooort in this ritual. If there is sooomething beyooond this eternal sleep, then let us wish them well ooon their jooourney, wherever it may take them, and remember them with pity, hatred, and looove. At least, I insist, remember them - Fooor sooomeooone must." That's the ooone I'm wooorking ooon right nooow. I'm nooot sure... But it's a little exciting tooo share - And frightening! Very few writings ooof this kind exist sooo it's been a struggle tooo find inspiratiooon except frooom my ooown writing and, admittedly, frooom sooome clooownly passages I've heard and stumbled upooon.
there's n0thing h0es l0ve m0re than h0ping i get hit by a car.
₩ith all this talk of f€mbo¥s ¥ou h€ath€ns b€tt€r not b€ m€ssing up m¥ algorithm.
I GOTTA EXPRESS HOW FCKING FUNNY THID WAS TO READ PLEASE PELASE #OOC https://i.postimg.cc/HnMmLGn1/Screenshot-2026-03-25-164817.png
#rechitt
I w9uld like t9 take this time t9 pr9m9te my #Su6stack acc9unt f9r th9se 9f y9u wh9 like, hate, pity, and/9r mediate my Chitts and w9uld like t9 learn m9re a69ut the things I discuss 9n a platf9rm with a much m9re f9rgiving w9rd c9unt limit. In particular, I am w9rking 9n a pu6licati9n a69ut #c9ncilian9rmativity and the adverse affects that the s9cietal pressures t9 find a #m9irail #auspistice #ausprail 9r #m9irailstice has 9n the devel9ping thinkpans 9f y9ung 6ef9ran tr9lls. Watch this space: https://kankri-v.su6stack.c9m/ And f9r th9se 9f y9u wh9 had su6scri6ed t9 me 9n Su6stack previ9usly, please n9te that I am n9 l9nger at kankri-vantas.su6stack.c9m. That acc9unt was unjustly 6anned and I am still trying t9 appeal it.
felt cute, wOn't delete later XO https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/0450b08b875b.png XO
sometimes i get a tad nervous knowing that im unable to delete any past chittr posts 0_0"
is it really that bad?
thank you for so much fun so far on chittr! ^0^ gomen my horn is quite large and covering the screen i meant to take a photo with you all! (tags: my face, rankmaid-sensei, #substance, #body-horror, #nsfw just in case, thank you gift, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6359ad2330ce.png
do you think My new dad will get Mad if i M8ke 8 sk8te raMp out My hivesteM window to land on the neighboring roof
OMGGGG I'm so Excited today~! I'm bouncing My leg In place!!!
hOnk hoooonk honk hOooonk honk hoOoonk hoOoonk hooonk hooonk hOnk hoOnk hOoOOnk hOOOnk hOonk HOoonk hooOnk hoOonk hoonk hOonk hOOonk hoOOonk hoOnk hoonk hoOoonk hoonk hOonk hOOonk hOooonk hOnk hoOOnk honkhOonk hooonk hooOonk hoOOnk
fAkE FrEaKs wHeN A ReAl mOtHeR FuCkIn fReAk rOlLs iNtO ThE RoOm. HtTpS://I.ImGuR.CoM/LbCdLqV.JpEg
The rreason why you neverr hearr of psychic teals is because its that mild intuition, it's so aggrressively borring they might neverr even know they arre doing it if they have it, Accorrding to some studies at least, morre rresearrch will prrobably come out on this as studies on psychics continue; though its mostly going to morre notable psionics; telekenetics; and telepaths,
Yoч have somethin against robot mчsk, bчddY?
i cnt stp sneeizng!!!
Just saw a stupid looking baby, and when I kindly pointed that out to it's mother SHE got offended! You just can't do right by some people, if The Lash's baby looked stupid (an absurd hypothetical) The Lash would want someone to tell him so he could fix it! #stupidlookingbaby
i l0ve when all the unempl0yed pe0ple wake up and chittr gets fun.
Whȯs tryiṅg tȯ gȯ ȯṅ iṅtėrgalactic advėṅturės aṅd gėt iṅtimatėly kṅȯwlėdgablė abȯut ȯṅė aṅȯthėr?? :Dc
your kismesis notices your suspicious interest in their weapon collection "what, y/n?" they laugh, the sound of metal unsheathing hitting your hear ducts and causing a chill to run over your body "i just... dont want you to use them on anyone else" you confess (tags: kismesissitude, kisfic, weaponplay, possessiveness, #nsfw, suggestive violence, archive rating: M)
hmm #nsfwe #gore https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c4b5ce12b679.png
₩ho€v€r mad€ plastic packag€s so difficult to op€n. Fuck ¥ou. I am sa¥ing it on chittr.com.
just g0t a genuine anime girl n0sebleed f0r s0me reas0n.
man.
every day ii thiink of thankiing my lu2u2 for forciing me two get freeform2 iin2tead of lettiing my bald a22 grow a 2ma2h bro2 fro.
Ar3 you an alarm clock? Cau23 I want you to 2hut up and l3t m3 2l33p in.
A LAUGH A DAY KEEPS THE RAGE AWAY
THE BIG BUTTON THAT SAYS BLOCK YOU IMPUDENT FISH
CHIEFING ON MY NIC STICK SO HARD THAT MY NECK HURTS #SUBSTANCE
eto... as i keep posting things are just going to get ranker! uh oh 0_0
Who's, like, Totally stoked Today for No reason!!
If I s33 who I think I'll s33 next on here I'm deleting my account.
I hAvE cOmE tO An Odd qUEstIOn thAt I cAnnOt sEEm tO pArsE! why dO sOmE Of Us hErE sEEm tO hAvE mUltIplE Of OUrsElvEs And OthErs dO nOt? sUch As mr dAvE strIdEr Of whIch I hAvE sEEn At lEAst fIvE Of, Or mr tAgOrA gOrjEk Of whIch I hAvE sEEn twO. Is thErE sOmEthIng thAt sEts thEm ApArt? bEsIdEs OnE Of thEm bEIng An AlIEn.
⚇ got some more scripture for your ass. ⚇ this one's pretty fuckin' important. ⚇ its how trolls got mothafuccin made. ⚇ BEGINNINGS 1:2 ⚇ “When it started we had fuck-all but dark. And so it stayed until Messiahs pulled back the curtain and said ‘let’s get this motherfucking party started’. And they threw stardust down and it hit mud and it made dirtbloods, baked all dry enough like they could crumble if you breathed wrong. And it hit water and it made waders; wet, cold, mirthless salty motherfuckers with too much eye for their own motherfucking sparkle. But where it hit oceanside it made trolls out of sand, all capricious as fuck and changing with the water. Trolls who could go hard or give when they had to. All balanced on the universe high wire and not ever falling sea-side or ground-side but right there on their line like the acrobatterers they were. From the sand were made the faithful; from the beachwood their horns, their goddamn bone snapped off from sea-floor stones on mountains under the water. And what they made was Troll. Only that. Just that and no motherfucking more. And when the last world was all fit together, messiahs looked on it and said ‘motherfucking money’. ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
☆ moirails giving each other hickeys
gowwy gosh ....... evewy time twagan puts down theiw pawmhusk something about this site changes !!!!! thats soooooooo so beautifuw .......... X3
gap moe purplebloods posting about blood and guts while having cute emojis in their quirks!
i dont remember my last post that wasnt tagged #nsfw so i have to imagine some people have me blocked and thats okay curate your online experience! ^0^
“aw look how much smaller your bulge is compared to mine” (tags: bulge humiliation, imagine a cute girl saying this to you, f/f, m/m, any quadrant, #nsfw, size difference, archive rating: E)
I'm rrunning out of half baked platitudes about justice and conviction to chit about,
I s33 two of them and already I'm questioning my second life's choices.
Please enjoy a blanket debt deduction for all other individuals who assisted in the Blunt Object Accumulation Project. Your efforts will not be forgotten. *____ - 100 Blunt Object Accumulation Project
All of these literal clowns on my status.
dont super know if thats a healthy way to look at it!
sensual facepainting with your clown matesprit straddling you as they paint you holy (tags: Reader/Purpleblood, clurch, religious themes, stay still, almost done, heavy make up, religious coercion, religious curiosity, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
if mY dinner;s so bad, what aboчt mY brekkie this dчsk? https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/45cd6471a6e1:png
i can barely crawl away from my desk through all of these doorcrash bags empty cans and cigarette piles. but at least nothing in here is as rotten as me! ^0^
I finally finished my Notes, it just took...and hour and a half...Yay???
i;m so violent and sick in the pan: i can;t tell if i want to kill mY opps or fчck em #nsfw
it2 r3ally 2tarting to dry up in h3r3 how am i gonna p3opl3 watch if y'all dont po2t
Just go-t do-ne o-n my super co-o-l Base in my super co-o-l server I o-wn >:] https://files.catBo-x.mo-e/8q66t7.png
Ok For Real I Need To Get Off Chittr For The Day
hrmmmm . i dont enjoy smokes or seshes but good tunes grow eternal ! = ^ _ ^ =
say more!
Goddamn tthatt is tthe smile off tthe clown I hatte. Shitt man. Litteral shivers
#nowp𝑙aying - wet wizard by tissue woman mar𝑣e𝑙 https://www.youtube.com/watch?𝑣=TsIqTwMznrI
whats a girl gotta do to get a media tab around here #aroundhere
maybe i planted this whole pattern by growincidence with my plantasia post . . . #PlantMusic = ^ _ ^ =
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= ^ w ^ = do you pawrtake in garsons other florendeavours? i quite like journey to the moons and beyond ! = ^ _ ^ =
now listening to plantasia : warm alternia music for plants and the trolls who dont commit atrocities to them in purrsuit of economic or personal gain . by troll mort garson ! = ^ _ ^ =
i dont think the record itself has ever . . . undergone pailing , but i share your excitement from root to petal ! ! ! = ^ _ ^ =
Oh Shit You're Supposed To Be Funny On Chittr??? Why Didn't Anyone Tell Me
1 7H1NK 1M G0MM4 G0 70 5L33P, 8U7 1F 4NY0N3 W4N75 7H31R 5PH3R35 R473D MY DM5 4R3 0P3M!!! H3H3H33. #nsfw
CL£MTI VASPRI, DO NOT LIK£ R£AD THIS POST. THANKS <3 Omg lik£, going to post my lik£, original art for my yaori fic with m£ and my lik£, boss Cl£mti. Any fic writ£rs int£r£st£d in lik£, h£lping a troll writ£ auspisticism pailing rpf with two hot nonbinary trolls who hav£ lik£, both yaoi and yuri dynamics DM M£.!!! <3 OMG and, th£y'r£ my boss if that h£lps lik£, totally lik£ convinc£ anyon£ <3 https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/Illustration67.png #nsfw
thinking about them tonight... sighs... (tags: the perigree hikaru died, archive rating: T) https://i.imgur.com/tFXPNCM.jpeg
this is chittr bitch! we #nsfw in this motherfucker better take your sensitive spinal crevice back to shreddit!
I can't Post my spheres Because i Don't have Any pics Of them RN :( sorryyyyy~ </3 #nsfw
I LOV--E you ink!
^^https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/45c6b0f96dc3.jpg (i'm not being hornY, i'm being cute!)^^
woahhhhhhhhh twagan wuv wuv wuvs youw body awt !!!!!! X3
d0 y0u need s0me0ne's head t0 crush between y0ur tits. asking f0r a friend.
#rechitt.
i aspire to be the troll described here. ×××
guess what i found!!! https://i.imgur.com/BbI16pj.png
supes compelling. u r the wolf, the wolf is u, but the wolf is also a dawg, and the dawg is a puppy :3 bwoof
I suppos€ Im looking for a good laugh. ₩hat ar€ som€ conspirac¥ th€ori€s ¥ou b€li€v€ ar€ r€al?
just h4d 4 gn4rly w1p3out try1ng out 4 n3w sk4t3 tr1ck!!! 4lw4ys w34r 4 h3lm3t 1 gu3ss lollllll!!!!
Yk women are pretty rad YEAH!!
I dooon't write much poooetry but I can pooost these last rites I've been wooorking ooon? I suppooose if this pooost picks up any steam I can certainly put myself ooout there.
GOD ADD$ 1 $WEEP TO YOUR LIFE FOR EVERY ARMPIT YOU LICK #FREAK #👅
If sOmEOnE yOU hAvE rEd fEElIngs fOr Asks tO gO tO mAss wIth yOU, dOEs thAt cOUnt As A dAtE?
:33 < Have you humans heard the troll band "weezer"? Here's my favorite song! https://youtu.be/g8HxirtezmI?si=_VrO70GGTrBrpc86
'Chat' hooow dooo I discreetly reply tooo a #nsfw pooost withooout looosing any and all credibility. Ah well. Sooo much fooor using this as a business accooount.
>([keeping it real as fuck out #ere i respect it]
:33 < gonna be kinda vulnerable here… i wish i had paws and fur all over for real i f33l like i was put in the wrong body and it makes me so sad that other trolls will only efur s33 me as the annoying autistic troll girl and not a cute mighty purrbeast with the sharpest claws don’t get me wrong, i love myself a lot! but sometimes i f33l like something just isnt right beclaws its hard to fit in and make furriends and maybe i wasnt meant fur troll society at all :((