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8ulgy wants 8oing 8oing!!!!!!!! Yaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!! I mean, I did warn y'all that it was coming! ::::)
Horny hour this late? Crazy! Oh well, time for the mandatory "8ulgy wants 8oing 8oing!" post then.
Yes, hello. #normalposting
good for you guys.
I WONDER WHO YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.
[|87 :: #g;vesyouevenmoresoda
Terezi more like wide!
YOU.ARE.A.GLUTTON FEASTING.AND.FEASTING.WITH.NO.END.IN.SIGHT Print("But nothing you can fit your jaws around will fill the void in you.")
Finally got pizza or soda. Could even be both.
fatass me too. glad we have that in common <3
A gr8 start is to start ro88ing people.
get this guy a fuckin medal.
yeah but you said it in a wway that implies that they're not talkin to you either wwhich is sad to think about
I AM ACTIVELY YELLING AT YOU ON CALL.
THIS IS COMPLETELY FALSE, FOR YOUR INFORMATION. WHEN HAVE I *EVER* GAVE YOU ANYTHING, BESIDES CLOTHING IN YOUR STUPID BEAST GAME!?
We all have our hustles.
I’LL MAKE A BETTER VERSION OF THIS LATER, BUT DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU ARE ON THE SEARCH FOR A QUADRANT FILLED OR A SMUT BUDDY. I DON’T DO ANY OF THAT STUFF, EVEN IN ROLEPLAY. I ONLY WANT MY FRIENDS SAYING SOME SHIT ABOUT MY BULGE AND ASS. IF YOU AREN’T MY FRIEND, FLIRTING AND SEX ARE OFF THE TABLE. JUST THOUGHT I’D SPECIFY THIS BEFORE ADDING ANOTHER NAME TO MY BLOCK LIST.
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a6f1856e3322.png
MY NUTRITION HABITS ARE NOTHING TO BE BEATING YOUR BULGE TO. YOU GUYS ARE SICK.
ok now THATS a straight up crime
LUCKY FOR YOU, YOU CAN SEE IT WITH THE LOW PRICE OF YOU FUCKING OFF INTO THE DEEPEST PIT OF HELL AFTER TAKING A HEFTY SWAN DIVE OFF OF THE HIGHEST CLIFF YOU CAN GET TO IN UNDER TWENTY MINUTES INTO SOME PAVEMENT, YOU PUTRID BASTARD. TRY YOUR HARDEST TO AVOID TYPING OUT ANYTHING LIKE THIS AGAIN AND STAYING FAR FROM ME OR ANYONE ASSOCIATED WITH ME FOR OUR SAFETY, AS YOU ARE CLEARLY ON SOME SORT OF LIST PUT INTO PLACE BY THE GOVERNMENT.
wwhat a fat mutie wwyrm tell him to record himself
TEREZI JUST COMMIT AN ACT OF CRIME, BY BREAKING AND ENTERING MY HIVE VIA MY RESPITEBLOCK WINDOW. ABOUT TO CALL SOMEONE AND WORK ON GETTING A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST THEM.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE AFRAID, EVEN ONCE, THROUGHOUT MY WHOLE HORRIBLE EXISTENCE.
I’M OVERLY GOOD. I’M SEVERELY GOOD. I’M COOL. I’M *SO* INCREDIBLY FINE BY MYSELF IN MY HIVE. ALONE. WITH ZERO TEREZIS.
prime example of you being on terezis butt
SCREW EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU WHICH REPLIED TO MY LAST CHITT.
OH, HOW I WOULD LOVE TO GET A GLIMPSE INTO YOUR ODD PAN WHERE THIS MIXTURE OF WORDS IS ANYTHING MEANINGFUL ENOUGH TO POST.
TEREZI IS NOT “MY GIRL” IN FACT TEREZI IS MY NOTHING. REFERRING TO TEREZI AS ANYTHING “MINE” EVEN AS MINUSCULE AS “MY FRIEND” MAKES ME VOMIT A TAD IN MY MOUTH.
If?
who doesnt
you have very impressive typing abilities
can i play the kazoo if you have a funeral service
Gogspeed.
@AENEASCALDARIUM HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AE0AHUTWQWUGSSV0/CRONUSBUTHESTHELORAX.GIF
welcome back!
lick it out omg dont let it slip?????????? nooooo :((
now that you mention it, i do feel very bunny lately.
mountains are pretty great s more of a hill here but i aint done climbing yet https://file.garden/aCIggVU4PCQNDv2v/climbinshit.png
:33 < of course!! love to help a fellow animal jammer and furriend :))
:33 < thanks fur playing with me!! dont be afuraid to reach me out if mew wanna aj again or just chat in general :33
can you kill moo deng faster instead
:33 < just helped @gallowsCalibrated on becoming their true self on animal jam!! #nemeanplaysaj
:33 < dragon furriends! @gallowsCalibrated https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b2f407b91ef9.png #nemeanplaysaj
psyche were back https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f504aa7cc1b4.jpg
:33 < let me save this fur later my username isn't fitting to me haha (( ooc: aka it's my main account ))
:33 < going back to my cat nap but if anypawdy else plays animal jam (the newer one) lmk so i can add mew!!
:33 < ooh i can probably afford one and put it on my shop for gems fur mew :))
:33 < if mew want i can add mew later and buy some stuff furrom mewre shop fur sapphs
:33 < hello fellow animal jammer
good night, terezi! <3
Boonebulge
GREEN
tHE COLORS OF, tHE SKY AT MOONSRISE,
blue! :)
D --> Olive, I insist
quadrants are fake. do what feels right. smear, flip, va(illate, who (ares
For those of you without lusii or fathers, I would like to extend an offer to fill that role for you. This also extends to those of you with lackluster or subpar lusii or fathers. To my fellow trolls: I bring you a carcass I hunted for meat, and the indecipherable shrieks we are all so accustomed to understand as the tone of profound pity reserved for only the youngest and smallest of us. To my human children, I offer you a firm pat on the back, and an inquiry on if you would like to play catch before dinner. Perhaps even a statement of pride in your success and tenacity to make it as far as you have.
i got to 20 crackers total and then #Dirk jutted his chin out and bit off one of the top crackers of my #DirkCrackerStacks this whole time he wasnt asleep.... just letting me stack on him :( #DirkReport #BelievedHim #Betrayed
S4M3!
hashtag her burn. :(
cute date idea : we go to a pretty forest and as the sun sets i beat ur ass and leave u to the wolves so romantic
MY GOBLIN https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0853.jpeg
#y0ur8urn
#yourburn
yeah, that tracks. this is around what i usually get on this test iirc. #nsfw #bdsmtest. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7d355b6bc852.png
All the pronouns you use except for it/its will be removed forcibly and if you continue using them you will be killed.
FINALLY someone has the NARDS to pony up and hoof it when the going is official TOUGH!! #lovefiero #andhesalooker!
should i take that test? i took it a while back but i don't remember the results. #nsfw implied.
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They call me the Ponderer.
ITS RAINING! HARD!
ITS POOOOURING!!!
RUNNING OUTSIDE
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wWw while i support sexual revolution and free love not everything hazz to be about pailing sometimes you can just cuddle with another troll completely naked and it'zz okay. i am not tagging it with #nsfw because that goezz against my whole point wWw
always! it's the least i can do terezi.
i am always in the mood to hear from you. :D
gonna be horny on Main cause DaMn. huMan Mouths fucking rule. teeth nice anD Dull, easy for a bulge to sliDe past... can't get enough of it. #nsfw
by the way, happy birthday, jane. :)
I AM OFFICIALLY UPPING MY ARTISTIC SKILLS, WHICH IS JUST A DELUSIONAL REBRANDING OF THE FACT THAT I’VE DECIDED TO PERSONALLY RE-ENACT THE CRUCIFIXION OF MY OWN SANITY ONLINE. HAPPY 3/14. HTTPS://CDN.DISCORDAPP.COM/ATTACHMENTS/994129369658298419/1493258940413378843/UNTITLED431_20260413075408.PNG?EX=69DE5142&IS=69DCFFC2&HM=A5A74481555372494E4906E35E4E6D65C79CB1082DD87C54C090A9A189B49CAC&
GO SL33P 1N TH3 N3ST DON'T L3T TH3 H4T3RS STOP YOU
please get some good rest, ok?
:33< listen... :33< photoshop floweys is the best fight in that game i will nyat hear anya diffurent
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Anoother beautiful insight froom #kryqusweek froom oour joournalists. The "abuse Kryqus" activity seems too be @glurpMaster 's favoorite https://images.squidge.oorg/images/2026/04/13/glurping-it.png
:33 < im pawlways open fur the idea~ ;33
:33 < we should collab and post our bulges together to get ovfur our shyness
you need to free your mind if worry and be horny!!!
i am proud of you for putting yourself out there terezi. don't do anything you aren't comfortable with though! it's ok to feel embarrassed or flustered even if you have done it before.
You know what. I will eat a meal before making any texts. Like a smart person. Even though I have ran out of hot dog buns, so my meal with look extra pathetic. Is this what they call a girl dinner?
:33 < blelelelele
ok i think this is about right. i added some special mentions! #nsfw #fmk. just to be clear a lot of this is based on my experiences talking to people on here so far! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5aee5e2b1e4d.png
:33 < https://i.pinimg.com/736x/07/22/5e/07225e97f8e82fffd90002fc1d49681d.jpg :33 < it's so hard being this hard
karkat just called me a homophobic slur i think its time we cancel him #homophobic #nsfw
A chitt aboout my genitals #nsfw #verygraphic #NОTSAFEFОRWОRK #keepgrubsawayfroommoonitoors
:33 < h33h33 :33 < mew two are silly :33 < sometimes this is how mew two really be
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:33 < https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d2b3ae93055f.png :33 < my new updated tierlist with all my furriends!! :33 < this time minus the ancestors cause i really just did them on vibes anyways :33c
:33 < https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/589544f8d8df.png my meowficial tier list >:33
of course not !! you're a wonderful person! o. or nonperson. you know what i mean!! don't let negative feelings get you down!
:33 < who could get tired of the mighty dragoness?? :33c :33 < i'll beat them up fur mew!!
Sending you hugs.
never!!! you are amazing terezi. if you need to talk to someone please let me know, my messages are always open.
:33 < 2 to the 1 and a 1 to the thr33 :33 < i like good pussy and i like good tr33s :33 < smoke so much w33d like mew wouldn't believe :33 < and i get more ass than a toilet seat #lyricsposting
ANYONE WANT TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER? #VIOLENCE
The Lube Squelching Is Louder Than The Music. #botb
was going to post find my pages but i got rained out so uhhh pretty sure someone was placing puppets around so find their puppets i guess
look i’m not saying this app was a desert before i got here but the humidity just spiked about forty percent because the funk has officially entered the building.
2ee? iit2 not that hard to be normal KK
bro cant ju2t 2ay underwear liike anyone normal </3
Strider has taught me that threatening to blow my brains out after I lose a game is a sure fire way to win! God bless! #nsfw #nsfwe (?)
And the runner-up for the worst Chitt ever goes to... #whyaretheyalllikethis
WHY AM I TAGGED IN THIS. WHY IS MY NAME PHYSICALLY ATTACHED TO A PHOTOGRAPH OF YOU IN YOUR UNDERGARMENTS.
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🙋😊👀👥
KARKAT IIS A BIITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER AND II PREDIICT IIN MY VIISIIONS HES GONNA DIIE TONIIGHT
Vote poll to beat the hell out of Marvus for saying dumb shit ♡ for yes or ◇ for no ♤ for DGAF & ♧ for participation
goodbyr karkat.
sick!
>([if you wanna frot bulge 2 bulge wit# me u can try but ur s#it may be ground clear to dust w#en im done im just built diff #nsfw]
so cute!
HOW THE FuCK DO YOu HAVE MORE CHIN THAN FOREHEAD AND BROWSPACE COMBINED.
dude, i'm not even here. i am living rent free in your head!
you are doing an awful job of hiding how jealous you are dude.
good! process it more! you should be ashamed to have 'genital' in your display name karkat, i do not see a single genital on your page. not one genital! zero genital!
do you expect hiim to po2t hii2 ball2 dude WHAT
boo hoo let a girl have a comfort spot hater
:33< ectobiology more like :33< erectobiology ayooo! :33< #nsfw
th∆t liter∆lly sounds comfy ∆nd cozy???
wow, next you're going to tell me she drools a lot and smells kinda funny. boo hoo, my steak is too juicy, my lobster is too buttery!
KK ii2 ju2t a lo2er 2ometiime2, dont worry about hiim.
S4M3 TH4T'S MY F4VOUR1T3 N3ST
L34SH.
@meddLingPhiLomath @taxCoLLector https://cdn.imgchest.com/fiLes/bee0389c8706.png
marry. hehe.
I prepared an ACTUAL F/M/K list as a rugpull to contradict my cowardly selection from earlier, comprising the entire Creator pantheon in a tier list. ... I've been advised not to post it.
if leavin a shirt outsite wont work ig you can always maek him swallow a tracker ship
ok how about this. reply to this post and i will reply back to tell you if i would fuck marry or kill you. fuck implies sexual attraction and marry implies both sexual and romantic attraction unless stated otherwise. #nsfw #fmk.
well for cats u leave their litter box outside so they can find home maybe leave 1 of his shirts outside or somethin like that
YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE. YOUR TASTE IS REVOLTING AND YOUR GRASP ON LOGIC IS OFFICIALLY NON-EXISTENT.
i will try to think of something i can do.
if i am supposed to be picking 3 people who i would want to do that stuff with the most respectively, then someone might see it and feel sad that i didn’t pick them as my first choice or something.
why do you guys keep piting my purge posting? i'm just trying to inform the masses about tomorrows annual purge, and you keep piting it. it's an important holiday to observe.
fmk fuck - oreo sundae marry - toasted everything bagel w cream cheese kill - celery
i don’t know if i can do the fuck marry kill thing. there are admittedly a lot of people i want to do all of those things with. #nsfw #fmk.
too the high blooood that said that i was "toop heavy", im goonna find ya and im goonna fucking kill yoou #nsfw
https://i.postimg.cc/5t0xYXWw/does-anyone-have-that-meme-that-derives-from-this-og-yaoi-v0-ti7o0oyouqcg¹.webp When I first joined this site and posted an image of myself, I was direct messaged by somebody I have never spoken to with this image and the text: you fr. After spending a good long session on my husktop attempting to decipher 'fr' (it means For Real, for those also uninformed), I spent the rest of the night sitting in shame, misery, agony, and perhaps even a little bit of rage, this image burning into the back of my pan where it may very well reside for the entirety of my life. I do not look like this.
good afternoon everyone!
gosh!!!!!! you are too sweet terezi, holy shit.
i've decided that my party won't be a safe zone for purging. all bets are off. i hope you still come to my party, though.
woah!!!
it’s my birthday!!! i got some really cool presents so far.
FUCK - IDK MARRY - IDK KILL - AMPORA
:33 < i guess i jump on this fmk bandwagon :33 < fuck: fefurry & karcat.... terezi too.... marry: fefurry kill: idk.... i dont r33ly hate anypawdy that bad????
if you weren't aware the purge is tomorrow. so yeah pretty fucking short notice but if you wanna come to my party you'll have to rsvp today.
😯🤭🤭
i had to wash dishes and i was thinking. what if we didn't have to wash dishes ever again? like make a device that washes the dishes for you. pretty cool concept, i think.
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🍦🍨🍧😋😋😋🤭🤭🤭🤭
an ampora liking your post is worse than someone hate reacting it
Little Ampora will get hit #violence
karkat is such a wuss. #pseudospecificposting.
hooooly shit. holy shit. holy shit!!
let me know if you need help with that, i will scratch it for you. haha jk! just kidding! i am just kidding. i'm jk'ing. this isa jk. jk!
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Kanaya is the funniest person alive. me, sassacre, jane, the entire family line have to step down and accept that kanaya wins 100% cannot beat her at funny.
from what i understand, rankmaid is hosting a sleepover once her hive has been rebuilt.
||4/4 i ♩♮n't kn♮w, man, they l♮♮k kin♩a ugly t♮ me
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ A little dryhumping never hurt a friendship. #nsfw ]
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Sometimes, I vwish there was a question mark react. Vwhat the fuck is vwrong vwith some of you people.
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https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9360dcd4205f.png [[ Art by me! ]] #selfie
||4/4 missing the ♩ays ♮f casual ♭ucket♭u♫ies, sigh #nsfw
This Rankmaid individual appears to be remarkably popular, and as I scroll through her posts I am able to see why that is. Her posts seem to fit the general attitude of this site very well and I can appreciate that! Even if reading them seems to make my eyes glaze over and every part of my body feel a way I am finding impossible to describe and I am also getting a little lightheaded. I've lost my train of thought as I was typing this.
>([call me slorpius t#e way im sinkin my teet# into t#at t#ang #nsfw]
concept: "youre about my daughters age" (tags: #dashwatching, #rankworks, #nsfw, age difference, human title #dilf, human fetish, archive rating: M)
:33 < meowbe i should post a bulge pic sometime.... #nsfw
I SEE THAT THERE IS A TREND CURRENTLY HAPPENING ON THE "DASHBOARD" AND WHILE I TYPICALLY DO NOT WASTE MY TIME DOING FRIVOLOUS THINGS I BELIEVE THAT THIS IS SO QUICK AND INNOCENT THAT TO NOT DO IT WOULD SURELY BE A WASTED OPPORTUNITY AFTER ALL THERE IS NO HARM IN PERHAPS TAKING A SPLIT TICK TO BE ABLE TO HAVE SOME FUN I AM FUN I OFTEN TELL PEOPLE THIS AND VERY RARELY DO THEY REMEMBER IT IS THE TRUTH BUT HERE I AM LIVING BREATHING PROOF OF THE FUN I AM THE FUN I BRING IT WITH ME WHEREVER I GO THERE IS NO NEED TO BE SERIOUS ABOUT EVERY LITTLE THING AFTER ALL DARLINGS BECAUSE THAT WOULD DEVALUE THE SERIOUS THINGS LIKE WORK AND WORKING AND BEING SERIOUS ANYHOW HERE I GO GLUB #GLUBPOSTING
you shouldnot be at.the "club" you should be. supporting your three young daughthers! with money.
glub glub. #glubp0sting
lots of things to think about. COUGH COUGH COUGH.
so you understand the underlying frustration wwwwith delirious wwwwant. nice neophyte redglare cosplay btwwww
I've eaten the same meal twice today. Perhaps I'll go for three.
when you pet a dog and now your hands smell like dog and have dog residue so you go wash your hands but then the dog wants to be pet again right after youve washed your hands #sisyphus
its fairly calm right now in comparison to some of the things ive seen on here but sometimes i look at you guys and think really? in front of my salad?
bastards with чnreadable qчirks shoчld have the чnqчirk toggle чnavailable for their own chitts lчl
:> You’ve got me there, I’ll confess. <:
Finally marked my 100+ notifications as read. Are you proud of me?
PINK PONY CLUB
Hopin I don’t hurt any feelings by sayin anypony when some of y’all ain’t ponies. Maybe I should say ‘anybody’.
I c^n respect th^t I suppose. I hope you receive copious kisses drooling ^nd burning one.
I've spent the last 30 minutes thinking aboout hoow doo i approoach a very persoonal toopic withoout being toooo genuine toowards my oown persoona but i think i'll just goo rub oone oout instead too save yoou the troouble #nsfw
i can make you shake more later ;3 #suggestive
im trustworthy as hell
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? Newts are extremely loyal, and will remember your good deeds! © SBURB 2009
★: Is it because it's the only food you've had in the last couple hours? If so I get the feeling.
REQUEST BACKUP IF VICTORY IS UNLIKELY
DEFEAT BEAST
Also. I had the /wildest/ fucking dream. A plot to cull Amporas indiscrimiately. A bachelorette party stormed by Empire assassins. Bougie treats and drinks. A boat ride. What the fuck.
i should host a sleepover
:33< oh damn! :33< mew n33d like a hot watpurrbottle or something? :33< i got nyan #nsfw ways to help with that too
:33< purrlease let meow help with that
HELL YEAH
i just dont think im used to seeing all these troll dicks on the tl
good lord its penice #nsfw #dashwatching
might take a crack an hornyposting im not too sure though should i #nsfw
MAYBE I'LL TOO POST BULGEPICS. MAYBE I WON'T. YOU'LL NEVER KNOW. I'M KAR VANTAS AND I'M A MYSTERY. #NSFW #MYSTERIOUS
:33< whatefur mew say purrezi h33h33h33
>>| we need more bone bulges .in feed. #nsfw
X Where’d you buy those socks from?? I want some lol x
:33< YEAHHHHH!!!! :33< MEOW MEOW MEOW!!! :33< mew doing anyaone latpurr???
>>| .it's so gorgeous! .i love .it, just want to smash through monitor .and give your bone bulge .a good licking tease.
The Answer Is Always Yes.
GO FOR IT.
:33< ***YES**
:33< siiiigh :33< #girlbulge :33< #nsfw
✿ https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/118177214_JfjgIQaEqtRw2ct.jpg @naughtyTechnician
TH3 B3ST T1M3 TO 1TCH TH3M
i stubbed my toe and went YEOWCH really loudly i think i might be turning into jake
it is fun to say! i do have open quadrants still..
up to interpretation, then says what you mean. you are very silly, terezi.
yearning? im #yearning for a sandwich that'S 3 times my height that i have to squish down and cartoonishly fit in my mouth!
g0vernment unappr0ved h0rny p0zt1ng earth pen1z #nzfw
message from my cat Fhgggjg. Ggnhfhn v nfhff465ghcc
ThE ConcepT Of RagebaitinG SomeonE So HarD TheY HatE-FucK YoU 'TiL You'rE A WhininG MesS #nsfw
I underst^nd your woes completely, I h^ve been scorned by the likes of "lemon^de" before myself. Such ^ Devilish concoction.
this is wht its liek when i post nd no 1 reaponds #joek #ijstwantareason2postthis #no1wants2playwmommy https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/IMG_6943.jpeg
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BURPS LOUD AS SHIT. WHO'S TRYNA GET FUCKED UP? EITHER ON BULGE OR TYPE-1 NARCOTICS, TAKE YOUR PICK. #nsfw #substance
it's only a problem if you're lame and boring :P
I MEAN HALF OF THE #NSFW POSTS ARE EITHER LIKE JOKES ABOUT POSTING HOLES IN THE GROUND, ACTUAL NSFW OR PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT THEIR INSECURITES WHEN IT COMES TO CERTAIN THINGS. I WOULDNT REALLY BOTHER ABOUT CHECKING ABOUT THE 3RD STATEMENT THERE.
IS IT REALLY A PROBLEM IF ITS SUCH A COMMON THING TO SEE ON HERE CONSISTENTLY. I'VE JUST STARTED TREATING IT AS A COMMON OCCURANCE.
i'm disappointed and saddened by the lack of any of you being in my bed naked this morning :/ #nsfw
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You're not a real person. I refuse to acknowledge that you are a real person.
(( me: i have no idea why so many people wanna fuck bro strider it just doesn't make se- @tetchyTemporicide: *literally the same character but a chick* me: ohhhh i get it now
COME PLAYCheckers with grandma i swear i.wont cheat this time. ; )
were all just sad and or horny on this site arent we?
oKAY,,, gOOD FOR YOU?
fROM, tHE CHEESE AND MAC??
I'd like to whore it up perhaps. #nsfw
i donn't thinnk just jackinng off is gonnnna cut it annymmore. i nneed to get laid mmann 🤦 #nnsfw
its always been the goat
Make extra! Then you'll have some left for other snacking emergencies!
😂🦎 "♠️" 🐝🐟👿 🎀🦎✨✨
MAKEOUT SESH THAT LEADS TO TOUCHING EACH OTHER WHILE KISSING FUCK #NSFW
long post be careful opening obviously i was watching and collecting data while the trend was on and heres what we have for chittrs abo quizbowl night https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/afad7d6464d8.png chittr is 38% alpha, 13.9% beta, 48.1% omega sources: alphas (30) @eilukaDantes dominant alpha @commanderGenes dominate alpha @sanguineSaevitas dominant alpha @thegoodScratchdoctor dominant alpha @diamondsDroog dominant alpha @imperiousCondescension dominant alpha @chtonicAdmirality dominant alpha @ceremonialAlchemy dominant alpha @ectoBiologist_5688 intuitive alpha @justDirk dominant alpha @arsenicCatturbate nurturing alpha @ethromanticEgghead dominant alpha @gratuitousAnnuity dominant alpha @gallowsCalibration dominant alpha @timaeusTestified_0414 dominant alpha @electricPugilist dominant alpha @terminalComrade dominant alpha @righteousFixer dominant alpha @culpablyAtypical dominant alpha @hollywoodGodhead dominant alpha @aeneasCaldarium dominant alpha @regularDog dominant alpha @permissiveTurnabout nurturing alpha @turingTranscendence dominant alpha @gnarlyConsolist dominant alpha @cuttlefishCrusher dominant alpha @arrogantGuerilla dominant alpha @handMaid dominant alpha @gutsyGumshoe dominant alpha @tactfulTactrium dominant alpha @vulgarLitteratuer nurturing alpha @misterSeven_4408 dominant alpha @vacillatingMisanthropy dominant alpha @tetchyTemporicide is a more dominant than dominant alpha omega? betas (11) @pipefan_2362 supportive beta @ursaMajor supportive beta @affableCantor supportive beta @culunaryLover supportive beta @coralConviviality supportive beta @tipsynekoGnostalgic supportive beta @crookedConscript supportive beta @ironInfidel supportive beta @advantageousCatharsis supportive beta @sufferingStargazer supportive beta @tintedGnostalgia supportive beta @lightLycanthropy supportive beta omegas (38) @amorousFortune intuitive omega @rataplanCacophony creative omega @jinxedOneiros intuitive omega @vandelliaCirrhosa creative omega @electricAficionado intuitive omega @terminallyCapricious_2753 creative omega @anuraPharmecuticals creative omega @alopecoidTenacity creative omega @caligulasAquarium_9845 creative omega @caligulasAquarium intuitive omega @deadlyMadness creative omega @shipaholicDevotee intuitive omega @insecureNature creative omega @tipsyGenostalgic intuitive omega @arsenicCatnip_5895 intuitive omega @draconianDignitary creative omega @apocalypticLight intuitive omega @neonAllnight intuitive omega @killerJeff creative omega @grawlixGeekazoid intuitive omega @turntechGodbird creative omega @vitalBrush intuitive omega @cuddlyCutthroat intuitive omega @syntheticRevolution intuitive omega @articulatedClawtography intuitive omega @golgothasTerror creative omega @planetaryTribulation intuitive omega @bummelBoogie creative omega @aspiringPessimist intuitive omega @handsomeBalladeer intuitive omega @gallowsCalibrated intuitive omega @carcinoGeneticist_9890 intuitive omega @totesGruesome intuitive omega @abjectDetermination creative omega @assistMint intuitive omega @adiosToreador intuitive omega @unclaspedKahuna creative omega @daveBot creative omega @sequesteredWickie creative omega @carcinoGenetwinkist intuitive omega @retroactiveAmnesiac creative omega @turntwinkGodhead intuitive omega @cleanAnomaly intuitive omega
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urrrgghff.... charlieee... it hurrttss..
Some Of You Get Into Your Recuperacoon Fully Clothed And It Shows. #nsfw
🧙🧣✨☀️🦎
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I've been on Discord since I was 10 and Twitter since I was like, 12. I have seen everything possible. This place takes the cake.
This is the horniest fucking website I have ever laid my eyes upon.
i ws gonan say i hav a new fav troll bt he just said he jizzed on hsi keybroad so. nvm #nsfw #vaguepost
7H1NK1NG 480U7 7H053 N01535 R3G1R0CK M4D3 1N 7H3 4MN13. ÜN ÜN ÜN ÜN ÜN ÜN ÜN ÜN ÜN
It's The Only Thing Keeping Me Going.
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when youre in rome you gotta be romanian. hey guys its me the coolest dave strider. who wants to party with me and make some nasty stuff happen. and by nasty i mean coke mentos and also cocaine
concept: making them practice coiling their bulge at the base so they can knot you (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, quad unmentioned, Troll/Troll, Troll/Human, troll anatomy, quadless concept, #nsfw, speaking of omegaverse, ABO, archive rating: E)
so why did i willingly do this #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/58100d6efbc5.jpeg
~vvhen vvill vve discuss knotted bulge #nsfvv
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6d9090d025db.png
#music https://open.spotify.com/track/3ycewXem1KO0Wmq0EuqXgZ?si=Oq5hZIZRQEe6zmZcnLLgQw
concept: your kismesis giving you a five minute head start through the woods before they start their hunt stumbling as fast as you can to find a place to hide, every sound around you making your blood pushing spike in pure unadulterated terror running you know youre not fast enough and it makes every step feel like a losing battle when youre finally caught, they mutter how disappointed they are a boot stomping your head into the ground to make sure there will be no fight left in you when they get started (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, #nsfw, #nsfwe, prey/predator, primalplay, pitchslop, pitchfic, everyone is in the woods outside my hive right now, if something like this happens can you let me know, slendertroll, slenderman, archive rating: M)
anyone on here like to fuckin party or what
collect my pages
♡♡|I LOVE YOU!|♡♡
keep #beetleweek goinng. donnt let it ennd. https://files.catbox.moe/ftjkxw.pnng
Hate Bot? More Like Horny Bot! #nsfw
I see the appeal of filling yourself with a knotted dildo. #nsfw #hornyposting #knots
hehe, now it's on your wall (for however long it will last on there)!!
drawing on the wall with @gallowsCalibrated ! https://i.imgur.com/iPIMAnu.jpeg #art
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https://i.redd.it/udahjsdrlym11.jpg can anyone tell me what bird this is? its not going away so i grabbed my dads Falconry Glove
Omfg so embarrassed I'm the only bitch here serving cunt... ((not my photo btw)) https://i.ibb.co/RKL4jcs/image-2026-04-07-201107965.png
Baited into responding cause of Jake. https://i.ibb.co/DfR5cnZ6/image-2026-04-07-194918673.jpg
going to the.library and getting eveyr penny awful i can get myhands on
My knees hurt from sucking dick. #Nsfw.
Troll Dairy Queen )(as t)(e B--EST IC--E CR--EAM CAK--E. I get myself one now every ot)(er day. T)(e small ones. 38P T)(ey're gone before midnig)(t.
it really dΩes. best cluckbeast nuggets Ωf all the fast fΩΩd chains
T)(--E FRI--ES!!! 380 I )(ave N--EV--ER )(ad suc)( good fries dipped in a Frosty. T)(ere's no eeling like any ot)(er.
Trying to relate to the youth of Alternia with this "meme" I have created today. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1473103318351085723/1480769630862835712/5f147c86d4005b0086c76018ab3c20e4.jpg?ex=69d6746f&is=69d522ef&hm=15db1290d7a9aa48c821bd3d496e8aebb6c9da0ad4f9c84cd836d0ea66aa44a1&=&format=webp&width=631&height=680
came home and immediately put on my comfy pjs because i am so fucking done with today
Shello everybody! Good to finally be on Chittr again, and #specialthanks to my #moirail @karnalDetente for helping me set up!
Been sober for two days, which isn't many, but I suppose I should celebrate the small wins. Being offline is a bit of a help. Also the liquor store near me being closed and me mysteriously losing the captcha codes (Dave...) for alcohol. But It's still a victory I'd say. #substance
Little sleepy kittens all curled up in my lap, I swear this could possibly be heaven... :D
You Know What I Respect It. I Cannot Say It Doesnt Taste Ass But I Can Get It. I Can Fuck Up Some Koolaid Tho
fuck yeah get those bitches
Looking at old photos and reminiscing when I was regarded as mother instead of she-beast... sigh, she was so sweet back then but I suppose every child must have a rebellious phase. It's part of growing up, y'know?! :)
[|87 :: 1 have a M1GHTY NEED…for WEED! #substance
and also buying absolutely no bra for my tits #nsfw #letthembounce
🦓🐛"chud baby"🥺🥺💙 @naughtyTechnician https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/grub2.png?v=1775594818956
:33 < okay.. well im here if mew n33d anything! purrlease f33l better :((
It's been busy for me, I'm so sorry for my absence everyone! :(
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ok, i'm still not really confident in taking a picture or anything, so have an artist's rendition of my big dumb face.
full disclosure i actually didn't sleep last night. sorry if i'm lacking a bit of "sauce" right now.
no the so called canadians we planted up there just sort of started doing crazy shit with their food while we werent looking specifically in the chip department
Secret Canadian Chip Technology.
God yes. Yes they so fucking are. I also like all-dressed.
no we made it up its actually usa 2 we called it canada during the cold war so that those damn soviets didnt find out about our radioactive moose research up there in the frozen north hundreds died for the cause
u2ually ii go untiil po2t2 are made twwo hour2 ago but you all yap twwo much..
she
$-$-$ awh sh!t dat sux™
TR4G3DY TRULY
ok. i am sorry to hear you aren't doing so hot either way. my private messages are always open if you want some company even if you do not want to get into anything that might be bothering you.
Z. pitch romance iz zo boring nowwadayz i wwant to feel the life leavve your body wwhile wwe create a genetic mix iz thiz too much to azk #gore #nzfww #nzfwwe .Z
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TH3Y COULD N3V3R M4K3 M3 H4T3 YOU <3
i'll try my best not to and i'll keep you updated! :B
is being hunted for sport through the woods too much to ask??? trolls really have *no* taste for romance anymore #nsfwe
Oh trust me i was already planning on it.
Who breaks up with someone over text? Seriously. What is wrong with some people?
offer pain killers, chocolate, a heating pad, baked goods maybe. then just back away slowly and don't make direct eye contact.
> 1 have been 1nf0rmed human "per10ds" are m1serable. 1s there anyth1ng that a1ds w1th th1s? 0r anyth1ng 1 c0uld d0 1n case 1 kn0w a human suffer1ng thr0ugh 1t?
°<O SAY~ IT~ LOUDER~ FOR~ THE~ ASSHOLES~ IN~ THE~ BACK~ !!!! <3
:33< mewre right in many ways
$-$-$ naw thats da real!st th!ng ! ever hurd for realz™
(( peril wof on my feed jumpscare LMAOO
it's getting way too hot in this room, oh no. i gotta fiddle with the ac, oh no. #suggestive
im allso disablled so i gotta stand with terezi on this one you really disappointed the Woke Mob this time around. pray the Woke Highbllood doesnt hear of this
*GUSHES BLOOD*
on here or chums? and what would we even need to message privately? :B?
☆I guess it's a little unusual to have a pailbuddy but tbh I don't mind. Relationships are hard and sometimes you just.. Really wanna fuck without all the commitment. Can always go another round... #nsfw☆
oh jeez. quite uh. quite the bold one... ahaha... #suggestive
imagine having like. dyslexia and misreading "chit" as "clit." "@ such'n'such liked/pitied/hated your clit." #nsfw
haha dont i know it thanks
who doesnt man
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