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// GAZE UPON THE ROLAL KIN ONION AND WEEP!!! // https://file.garden/Z8bcEgHDZg9jLgG9/Untitled.png
After the titillating reveal of Eridan's artistic reciprocation, I feel it's only responsible of me to belatedly drop the piece that inspired his sordid tryst with the pen to begin with. Behold: Doom Slaying Feast your eyes on the artistic rendition of a dude with nothin' to lose. Behold the glory and gusto of a stallion in a world of marefoids, all clamoring for a suckle at his attention glands, as if he's going to willingly fork over any of that to some girls that really don't even seem all that interested in what he has to say. See how these shortsighted bessies (all of lower social denomination than him, of course) all make attempts at him in one way or another to garner his favor, only for them to ultimately end up ground under his pristine, seapony boot heel. Don't you know, silly rabbit? Tricks are for chicks, and he's been duping you all into thinking there's any part of this worth salvaging. Prospective victims of his runnin' gob circle him, and he sounds a warning shot that no one listens to. Honestly? The writing is on the wall with this one. Poison dart frogs in bright colors kind of thing. C'mon, guys. Be real with yourself. Anyway. There's also a dope-ass volcano in the background, to represent passion and tension coming to an explosive peak. Blam. The heat of the Earth mother herself erupts outward, but isn't near giving or gracious enough to torch this entire scene. She's Mama alright, but Mama doesn't take kindly to easy ways out, and death is the ultimate cheat code to salvation.
wtffff >:( this is so evil & mean to my friend dirk i hav to beat u up now
okayyyt BUT u haev lik a soupercomputer in ur head where a regular human brain shld be so I think if anyone could think their wayt into infinite airtight justifications for litterals everythin it d be U!!!!!!! which. is cool n all butttt also kinda bs n the facts of the matter r that u shld treat urself (dirkyjerky) wit hthe same kindness u wld a friend (LIEK MEEEEEEE) imagine if u looked at me n said ‘fuck ur effort… not enough… ur not even allowed to feel stusfaction for ur hard work roxy’