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Right. The moon missing is certainly a pickle worth inspecting, though it does seem like the culprit is rather obvious after a bit of back-reading. I'll have to see what I can do about that. But first: coffee and dailies. Routine is important.
So fair It’s like coffee imo it’s good hot and it’s good cold but room temp is nasty as hell
Coffee is not going to fix this problem.
---- |what's coffee?| ____
also. can dogs drink coffee. please tell me it doesnt taste like that shitty chocolate thing.
Dogs most certainly should not have coffee.
Dogs can't usually have coffee because of the caffeine, but were both partially human as well, I often drink decaf! Just be careful with creamer, if you use it.
Fuck, now I really want a coffee.
They have coffee yeah
xennox. dear. i am consuming all the coffee. wait do trolls even drink coffee. where the fuck did i get coffee from.
Having coffee is better than the alternative.
၄⋆၃ did did you drink the expired xoffee in the baxk of the mealbloxk pantry question mark please say you didnt
၄⋆၃ xoffee doesnt texhnixally expire but that shits been in there for sweeps and im unsure how you would even find it
The option to stay in bed could be made significantly more optimal with coffee and crepes.
*sipppssss coffee* tis gon b a long dy ain it
I added a honezbeas77 gummz candz in77o bz coffee and 77he milk in i77 curdled immedia77elz. I drank i77 anzwaz, bu77... Ugh.
I SHOULD TEXT HER...
> people dont turn gray boy do i have news for you really great read though
❤ Kudos!
just be(ause it might not be maid week next time doesn't mean it doesn't look stunning on 7ou!
D --> #nsfw D --> Multiple partners, maids, possessiveness D --> In that order
D --> I figure otherwise people would think maids are #1
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- Ωⴵ, ♱ⴵ-∊ rΩgu-∊ Ωf ♱Ɨm-∊ Ɨ m-∊♱ Ωn ⴵ-∊r-∊. Ɨf Ɨ 屮-∊r-∊ ♱Ω d-∊♱ȺƗl -∊v-∊ry ☪︎lȺΣΣp-∊☪︎♱ Ɨn Ωur Σ-∊ΣΣƗΩn. Ⱥⴵ-∊m. ⴵ-∊Ɨr Ωf dΩΩm. PrƗn☪︎-∊ Ωf Br-∊Ⱥ♱ⴵ. BȺrd Ωf ♱Ɨm-∊. Σylpⴵ Ωf ♱Ɨm-∊ pȺg-∊ Ωf ⴵΩp-∊. |⟨nƗgⴵ♱ Ωf dΩΩm. ⴵ-∊Ɨr Ωf blΩΩd. 屮Ɨ♱☪︎ⴵ Ωf ΣpȺ☪︎-∊ rΩgu-∊ Ωf lƗf-∊ 屮Ɨ♱☪︎ⴵ Ωf rȺg-∊. 屮Ɨ♱☪︎ⴵ Ωf lƗgⴵ♱. mȺƗd Ωf dΩΩm. mȺƗd Ωf mƗnd. mȺƗd Ωf rȺg-∊. Σ-∊-∊r Ωf dΩΩm. Σ-∊-∊r Ωf vΩƗd. ♱ⴵƗ-∊f Ωf ⴵ-∊Ⱥr♱. pȺg-∊ Ωf lƗgⴵ♱ 屮Ɨ♱☪︎ⴵ Ωf br-∊Ⱥ♱ⴵ. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
D -->How about Goldsmith Maid
phew...today was busy but i had fun!! thank you to all the masters who visited the @kittymaidCafe! <33 [Two pictures of Jade. One, clearly taken at the beginning of the day, is her striking a cutesy pose. She's in a maid dress, but the skirt is slightly shorter than usual, showing off the striped thigh-highs of her god tier outfit and the small part of her thighs that isn't covered. She's facing away from the camera, but looking over her shoulder and winking. One leg is kicked up behind her, she's throwing up a peace sign, and her tail appears mid-wag. The second is a more dimly lit photo of her slumped over at a table, holding a glass of golden-colored spirits. A tired but genuine smile is on her face.]
i think i did a while ago, a(tuall7! still, i (an explain again, though pla7ers have roles - (asper's knight of mind thing is one of them. the7 (ome in two parts - (lass, and aspe(t. the aspe(t is whatever aspe(t of realit7 7ou are aligned with and affe(t the most. (lass is how 7ou spe(ifi(all7 affe(t it. 7ou're a maid of hope! hope is the aspe(t of the unreal. hopes, dreams, ideals, fantasies. the beautiful lies. maids embod7 their aspe(t, and bring it about through su(h embodiment. (reation!
Maid of heart! I'm still figuring out all the intricacies of my aspect tho
-=[if this post gets 50 likes he has to wear a maid dress and kitty ears_☺]=-
I Have Never Stepped Foot In A Kitchen Literally Ever. if I Want Cheese, Meats And Wine Than I Will Tell A Maid And She Will Do The Rest.
It Could Mean A Number Of Things True. I Have Changed My Mind Regardless, You Would Make A Better Maid.
It Probably Wasn’t Worth It. Given That I Was About To Say That I Would Put You In A Maids Dress And Have You Serve Just Me.
>>| .if .i could .i would get back to my maid cafe. dress .up .as properly .as .i need to, slowly tug .and fix the clothes, .arrive to coffee machine. prep .it .up, turning .on .and then make .a regular hot coffee. mix .it .up with sweets .and cream, put .a spoon .into .it. .and then pour .it .on myself, just to get myself back. but for now. greetings yet .again, chittr folks, .i'm good .and currently .awake. going to scroll more chittr, make silly chitts, some nsfw become .a havoc .and have fun for tonight. .and .as .always. take care .of yourself. there's some people .out there who loves you. not .in quadrant style, but .in .a friendly .one. that .is that.
⚁ever f⚀rget ⚂e⚁ c⚃⚁ be ⚂⚃ids t⚀⚀
>>| time to move .out. .i may .answer dms but with delays. maid cafe needs me. somehow.
Here comes the Sun-Maid propaganda.
They sh🝎uyld incent s🝎ju thΔt d🝎esnt mΔke y🝎u think Δb🝎ut weΔring Δ mΔid dress
၄⋆၃ if this was meant to be snarky i need to remind you that you ARE in faxt wearing a maid dress
<<"y'know i hate to say it but he's kinda hitting that shit">>
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ @scratchDoctor https://files.catbox.moe/hxg30u.gif ]
..? - someone actually saw that poem.. - why did they re'chitted that one? > #vagueposting
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who doesnt. love. reruns. of the. classics.
ill wwatch the rerun though
they can be fun to watch sometimes. but a lot of it is just reruns atp
Just doin' my best, boss. Your room should be untouched and fuckin' immaculate. Uh, we got dinner ready too, if yer feelin' hungry, and it's Saturday, so they got the good sci-fi reruns goin' until late at night.
gotta save my stellar jades phainon rerun soon you gotta vertically invest e2 phainon save me
Catching early-morning reruns of old Alternian local broadcasting on this television. Who is this? Who is this. Who is this. @centaursTesticle Who is this??? Identify her at once. Posthaste. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e2230e1d2c0d.PNG
Nothing beats sitting on the floor of my hive with a TV dinner and a beer and watching Cheers reruns #substance ‧₊˚🧹
★nyw★ys now th★t my confession is out there. Do I pull for Morten★x Bl★de or s★ve for Ph★inon rerun?
<<"how bad would you feel if you missed the chance during the rerun, and would it be worse than missing this one now?">>
This will be Ph★inon's third rerun, so prob★bly Bl★de.
c< OH, sHit, iN tHat case yOu MigHt just waNNa wait 4 tHe reruN >c
What a basket case Stuck in replaying scenes over and over The exact days you were abandoned The days that you saw a friend change When you couldn't stay your face The exact moment you forced tears Panic lacing the sacks in your chest If you hurt more Will it force tears to your eyes You wish you would cry The pain doesn't feel enough When did you grow numb You feel five steps behind Your words dont feel yours You're steps behind your actions You cry "mama Mama, don't leave me" "Mother mother, why can't you not hurt me" "Love me without conditions- Mama mama!" It is almost as you relive it You push it back and make yourself milder Downplay your own hurt Yet you scream without a mouth How do you scream and scream indirectly "As long as I am not direct" "I am okay. Broken as I am" You retrace your steps Reruns on a broken television You can't handle these facts And so, You write Your thoughts are not you Your desires aren't yours A doll is how you feel Everyone loves a doll Within the toyhive You wonder if you snap their joints Will you feel correct? You don't Be a pushover Mild as melting Your rot festers Basket Case Basket Case Sing us a Song Tell when you cried Basket Case Tell of the times Basket Case Basket Case! Remember the bloodshed Basket Case Basket Case Did you forget? Oh Basket Case! #poetry #writing #mentalhealth #horror ##cw-self-harm (?)
>>>(Check) back for reruns
a compatriot of mine has posted truths that many needed to hear before it was too late...! @autoClicker is to be believed (and appreciated for creating an onlyfans) but most importantly, action must be taken. the dates 4/13 and 6/12 are important for unknown reasons, though likely related to The Gods residing in my plane of reality (separate from the Outer Gods) and their mythos. many have their own theories. a popular and well accepted theory in the paractivity community is that of apocalypse; on one of these dates, the reality belt will be completely shattered, creating a world of absolute #unreality. the universe as a whole will become nothing more than a husk of itself, either creating uncontrollable chaos where you won't know who you are anymore or who you were or what time it is, shattering the concept of time and space, OR...it will all become the unknowable. it's not as if the Outer Gods have turned a blind eye to us. these dates and the activity spikes PROVE they haven't!!! those in the unknowable takeover camp believe that a watchful eye has been placed on us all for a reason, and that reason could be that we are livestock. food for the Outer Gods. it could be that we are toys in their toy box, waiting to be picked up and played with. it could be that they are making big decisions on these dates, such as whether or not to keep life in the universe going. tevsie mentions that you can bait out activity spikes, especially on these dates, and it's true. psychedelics are helpful, inducing deep dream states have been reported to help, and, yes, #gooning helps. #violence helps. i've seen people report on the paractivity forums that runner's high is a viable way to spike activity; any form of euphoria you can induce, IT WILL WORK. and you will see it. "but, Freaky Gooner!" i hear you say. "what about you, sensei? what do YOU believe?" well, i absolutely DETEST the doomer mindset found on the paractivity forums...it does nothing to get me gooning at all. "nothing matters and you're going to die and if you're not going to die, you're going to wish you were dead" is not a very sexy mindset. no. i don't think the reality belt will ever fully break, but it may be breached. "what does that mean???" we know it has happened before. Gods walking among mortals. Outer Gods sending Gods to replace the old ones. that process has stopped. there are no others. They want no others. the big bang created life. we will be crushed to death. then, the big bang will happen again, and so it goes, forever and ever and ever. that is the nature of it all, and that's backed up by real scientific theories! can the paractivity forum agree on that? no. that is why your sensei is here to right what others make wrong. there, there, Sweet One. 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓖𝓸𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓻 (Freaky Gooner) is here to make it okay. i do have a strong desire to rise to the challenge the Outer Gods believe cannot be posed anymore. i don't want Them to break apart reality, nor pierce into it, because if that happens, there's a nonzero chance pornhub and hentai haven will go down or get invaded by even more slop and I'M TIRED OF IT!!! i'm tired of trying to goon to ai women and men and others!!! there have been more and more videos where it starts out as a real video and suddenly transitions into bouncing ai people who move like they're on the moon and if i wanted moon sex, i would look up astronaut porn but i'm NOT looking at astronaut porn, i'm looking at BOOBJOBS!!! i'm here for DOMINATRIX CERULEAN WOMEN!!! where are they? where have they gone? i don't have the money for your videos on your website, so i keep trying to goon to your previews, cerulean dominatrixes. all it is is creaking leather. this can keep me going for an hour, but when all the previews run out, where am i meant to go? another rerun of yubisaki kara hanki no netsujou? whatever. in a world where chaos reigns, the porn gets worse, okay? i'm telling you this as a warning. on a basic level, trolls and humans understand sex appeal because we all see it. a computer can't see it, and i doubt the Outer Gods would produce good gooning material. but, heh...that's all just my theories. continue gooning...! and spread the word... #nsfw
I think channel 36 is rerunning the 2005 series of Doctor Who. Just that year's episodes. So it's just the same like twelve episodes on loop, but they're the best ones, so that's honestly fine by me.
reruns alread7, huh?
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CLASSIC. IT’S ALWAYS RERUNS OF RERUNS WITH THIS GUY.