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// GAZE UPON THE ROLAL KIN ONION AND WEEP!!! // https://file.garden/Z8bcEgHDZg9jLgG9/Untitled.png
a lil birdie told me some ppl were inchrested 2 see my belovd GUITAR VAPE!!1 BEHOLD!!!!!!!? https://file.garden/Z8bcEgHDZg9jLgG9/IMG_4569.png
yea wanna gimme a hand? ;) WINK WIKN
ok i finally actually smoked annoying commence
OOH MY GOD... I FORGOR THE SUBSTANCE TAG!!!!! OH my god th police r gonna get me
After the titillating reveal of Eridan's artistic reciprocation, I feel it's only responsible of me to belatedly drop the piece that inspired his sordid tryst with the pen to begin with. Behold: Doom Slaying Feast your eyes on the artistic rendition of a dude with nothin' to lose. Behold the glory and gusto of a stallion in a world of marefoids, all clamoring for a suckle at his attention glands, as if he's going to willingly fork over any of that to some girls that really don't even seem all that interested in what he has to say. See how these shortsighted bessies (all of lower social denomination than him, of course) all make attempts at him in one way or another to garner his favor, only for them to ultimately end up ground under his pristine, seapony boot heel. Don't you know, silly rabbit? Tricks are for chicks, and he's been duping you all into thinking there's any part of this worth salvaging. Prospective victims of his runnin' gob circle him, and he sounds a warning shot that no one listens to. Honestly? The writing is on the wall with this one. Poison dart frogs in bright colors kind of thing. C'mon, guys. Be real with yourself. Anyway. There's also a dope-ass volcano in the background, to represent passion and tension coming to an explosive peak. Blam. The heat of the Earth mother herself erupts outward, but isn't near giving or gracious enough to torch this entire scene. She's Mama alright, but Mama doesn't take kindly to easy ways out, and death is the ultimate cheat code to salvation.
omfg one of these days striguy… one of em imm gonna tie u to a chair n MAKE u relax coz my hair is turingn grey just THONKING abt the amount of stress ur under
ok but if its smth not fun and very briany liek how its made or a doc abt some dead guy im gonna hit u w hammers til that supercumputer breaks bc THE POINT OF RELAXIN IS TURNING OFF UR BRIAN!!!!! BABY NEEDS HIS COCOMELON