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striderapalooza except we all sit around a single tv screen and play xbox 360 games and whoever makes it out of every maps boundaries first wins
Love is a chemical related by your brain.
GOOD TO KNOW
Awwwwoooooooo Thank you
As the number one Jade Harley fan, every single one should have a good day.
⚝ So apparently my sketch explaining how we managed to get signal down here in PARADISE wasnt "accurate enough" for a *certain someone* //rolls eyes// Ive been asked to post this figure to hopefully clear things up!! (see EDEn?? Im doing what you asked!! >:/ Now stop monitoring my activity on here!!) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1ce21be76545.png ⚝
Awooo
c< MeOw! >c
B a r k
⚝ WEATHER UPDATE: There have been reports of binary snow in the subaquatic forest! better grab your winter scuba gear!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/814e8f6b2c89.png ⚝
(Now that I’m capable of travelling trough dimensions I’ve meet various versions of myself, some nice and some…weird and the weirded was Ebc, he looked badly drawn and couldn’t even bark properly he said "wfoo" I’m never visiting the Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff dimension again) Woof
oh my god i just got flash banged by affection and i couldn't be happier :)
⚝ HELLO THERE, FUTURE LISTENERS (hopefully)!!!! I (your host Jade in case you forgot!) thought a little visual might clear up the question you've all surely been asking yourselves: How did we get signal in a Black Hole?? Fear not because I'm here with the answer! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/67b7d5d788c7.png Hope that clears things up:D!! Tune into PARADISE RADIO at 333.0 FM!! ⚝
⚝ Jade thought of the hour(? Time is weird here :P): Flesh eating bacteria could be really helpful in disposing of organic waste when experimenting with synthesizing life! I think I will construct a flesh eating bacteria pit :D it's so nice to finally find a use for them!!! ⚝
I GET IT ENTIRELY!!!!! i wouldnt know what to say either! Like yeah if you're constantly feeling like you're not yourself, then like. therapy. or whatever. but someone just butting in and going "you have a personality disorder" is Nuts. I think everyone in the world has moments where they dont feel like themselves. That's just like.. A consequence of Sentience and Emotions. IDK what my point is.
no problem jade! if you ever wanna talk about it i'm willing to listen okay? and ... yeah i agree.
i sort of have similar feelings, i don't always feel like jade after some stuff happened...i think it's pretty natural though!
PSA for all time players and other mes: do not under any fucking circumstances think about or find a way to warp over to my timeline the entirety of earth C was plagued by a sudden virus a while back and everyone (yes including my friends, save for rose) are dead i am unsure how it would affect those from outside of the timeline but i do not wish to find out again: do NOT come over here …i dont want to kill anyone else
morning!
i look at my alternates on here with extreme shame or remorse. terrible, terrible things have happened to these poor girls. not like i am much better off. but i cant help but to get all mournful. i wish they had the help i did!
always a good day when rose agrees to just sit on some random roblox game with me call that shit sibling bonding time
ugh. maybe. but what the actual fuck is pizza?
PRESIDENTIAL ANNOUNCEMENT! Chittr.ing user Flores, AKA “Fours,” @quadraticAutomatic is allowed to do whatever they want forever. That’s my goat. I would tell you not to abuse it, but I simply know you will not. Consider it the ultimate sign of respect, approval, and gratitude.
woof!!! <3 im so excited to see you at the @kittymaidCafe, master! please choose me as your server and be *bewitched* by elegant service with a big smile!!! but watch out :o .....our food is full of yummy chocolate! but i cant eat it ._. so if i get hungry, the only thing that can satisfy me...is your love <3 #maidcafe #suggestive i guess?
I'm not going to bel★bor this much longer but I should m★ke my thoughts known. In the m★teri★l conditions ★lterni★n trolls find themselves (I c★nnot spe★k for beforus despite the seeming simil★rities) it is not unre★son★ble or "hemoist" to be w★ry of cold bloods. Th★t is ★ll.
@xxScenegrlxx #throwbackthursday when ii met my partner iin criime. knew you were somethiin' speciial from the start <3 <3 <3 https://cdn.iimgchest.com/fiiles/cc7d3b227cc6.png
When the light is running low and the shadows start to grow And the places that you know seem like fantasy There's a light inside your soul That's still shining in the cold with the truth The promise in our hearts Don't forget, I'm with you in the dark https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSekfh6j2VgskOqseZDs9N0t5Tnb8gTKihiAPoOtJCD9yp3hmw/viewform?usp=dialog
Chocolate-cheesecake brownies. New recipe, had a lot of fun making these. Really glad you folks voted brownies.
When approached by a wild animal, it is important to remain calm and back away slowly. However, if you are pure of heart, the animal can actually sense your sincerity and will immediately trust you. It will no longer attack, as it knows you will not hurt it and just want to hang out.
c< OH Hell yeaH! >c
One of the most adorable things to me is when Jade's tail wags.
Two imꫂ❁ortant facts to know about Talric: 1) He suggested we meet over coffee 2) He doesn't drink coffee We got some ꫂ❁astries and went to the ꫂ❁ark instead, haha ^^ He's really great!!! Neither of us felt much of a sꫂ❁ark in the end, but we did have a lot of fun. We might catch a movie this weekend as friends!!! ❣︎
I crave autonomy
The plants are quite beautiful in their variety.
Your memories are stored in things that relate to you...mine in the tarot, What of your memories?
:33< i ship mew <3< nepeta!
:33< too late im shipping mew <> purrezi
@gardenGuided (Brunch today is several links of breakfast sausage, an oatmeal raisin cookie, and some cheese stuffed tater tots. Again, more breakfast than lunch, but the spirit is there.)
Touch this post for brunch.
☀︎ᯓThAt's gReAt!! mInE HaS BeEn pReTtY FiNe aSwElL I DiD S☆Me sTaR WaTcHiNg lAsT NiGhT AnD HaD A PrEtTy g☆☆D SlEePᯓ☾
JuNE AND KARKAT TYPICALLY SHOOT IT DOWN REAL FAST THOuGH DAVE IS RATHER INDIFFERENT
JuST THIS LIKE ITALIAN BEEF PLACE THEY HAVE GOOD PIZZA THOuGH SO I LIKE GOING THERE SOMETIMES ONE OF MY CRAVINGS I SuPPOSE
Always better when I see a Jade on my dash. :)
I HOPE SHOuLDNT GET MY HOPES uP BuT ITLL DEFINITELY BE BETTER IF WHAT I SuGGEST FOR TONIGHTS DINNER ISNT IMMEDIATELY SHOT DOWN FOR THE NTH TIME
ALRIGHT MORNING
sleep tight bro dont let the bed bugs bite or some shit hahaha
nooo make one!!! i like petting jades too so maybe i will steal it :)
i was going to make a joke about all the jades ive been petting but they all sounded either really creepy or straight up vile so just imagine i thought of something hilarious also keep up the dogposting its cute
provides you with a singular pet as well
few things on this site bring me more giddy joy than jades dog posting tbh
the thought of how lonely i used to be was starting to get to my head but im reminded i now have friends who are there for me and care for me, and i cant imagine life without them
sometimes a mechanical guy wants to say cheesy romantic stuff to someone is that so bad this post is accompanied by a loud sigh where i slump against my desk all dramatic like like a straight up yearner
... Thank you it is appreciated.
I remember that about you
elt me com ovr and loook ,at you leik tish https://i.pinimg.com/736x/32/22/46/322246fc7844dc2c8e9d72a9ddb6e41f.jpg
!? My little chest fluff! :•3 https://cdn.imgchest.cawoom/files/60172dbcd45d.jpeg ?!
i lob drawing sabath))))) #OOC #blood https://file.garden/Z-r7_3pThB1Egd1E/infinite%20nOthing.png
i think my float was carried out to sea #edsbeachepisode
okay, evverythin is set. dont make a mess of my property or davve wwill send you home. #edsbeachepisode httpsΣ://msparp.chat/edsbeachepisode#
hang on the coast is clear i can ask my burning question are most jakes british or what
on my wway back hivve. gonna set up once im there. #edsbeachepisode
You’re listening to… Good Afternoon and Midnight, folks! I understand that there's some plans later on for folks to head to the beach. Don't forgot to pack some tunes or a radio with you when you go. It's not a party without some music, after all! We've got something nice and funky for ya right here. Remember, take your time, and I'll see you when my love grows. Here's "Cleaning Windows" by Van Morrison. …Midnight City Jazz!
I'm Also Bringing My Acoustic Guitar So I Can Play Wonderwall Over And Over Regardless Of What Requests Are Made.
this is it if anyone was curious https://i.imgur.com/jy34ne9.jpeg
also before anyone comes up to me just to ask me to be their personal ac unit i'm gonna try to be keeping up a nice breeze in the whole area. only dave, rose, jade and cami get special ac privileges. or if you're a close-ish friend not on that list. or a trusted friend of that close-ish friend.
been informed they won't be allowin6 stupid murderous assholes at the beaCh so maybe... maybe i'll stop by. #edsbeaChepisode
Hope everybody has fun at their beach episode! Sounds like a lot of fun! It's a little early for old Gary (also I don't know where "Earth C" is, you and your wacky larp plot haha) but hey nothing quite like some quality time with friends at the beach. -Gary
In this #beachepisode,@barackObama will cook hotdogs for everyone
*Bitcrushed as fuck because of the wiimote speaker* Why?
<<"hope those of you that are going to this thing enjoy it, i will be staying in with a cold beverage and my plushies #myplushies">>
i only have pens and 10 minutes at work. enjoy beach saturn in the comfort of your mind. )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/17652de49005.jpg
STOP trying to make ARCS and PLOTS happen AT THE BEACH EPISODE. THIS GOES AGAINST THE BEAUTY OF THE BEACH EPISODE. This is the time to see the villain in swim trunks and watch the antihero get their ass beat by the sweetest character in volleyball BEACH. EPISODE.
beach episode me is in a bikini top and trunks. i will have the obnoxious arsenal of water guns. you have been warned! #beachepisode
They don't even know that the homeless man in The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals is actually Ted after getting wrapped up in the Time Bastard's shenanigans and I am tired of being the only knower and this is later confirmed in Nerdy Prudes Must Die when Richie says to Peter, "You kinda look like that homeless guy from down town" because Ted is Peter's older brother. They don't even fucking know.
"He's engagement baiting!!!!" The angry mob of villagers calls out as they grab me up and tie me to the stake. "Get him!!!!!" "Heh. Get baited, idiot." Are my dying words.
Yay!!! I love you too, Jade!!!
doing one of those ask things but i only answer questions phrased in haikus
rad as fuck getting to chat with so many versions of my friends ngl
!? There are sawoo many beautiful wawoomen awoout there! Like Miss Infawoormatiawoon! & Miss Creant! & Miss Cawoonduct! Awooh & I almawoost fawoorgawoot Miss Fawoortune! ?!
!? There seem tawoo be many creatures here called Jade whawoo are like me with the beast parts! Strange that they are nawoot trawoolls, but is still nice tawoo see sawoo many with sawoomething in cawoommawoon that I have! ?!
seems relevant what with all the g0ings on with 0nes who've still g0t hope any0ne's even listening. like i said tw0 aa. first thing you learn is what y0u can do when y0u have to. the next is h0w cold it can get at night. https://youtu.be/5qm70IbkR1Y #nowlistening ((My taste continues to have basically nothing to do with Sol's, shh.))
god i love being a dog fused with a human its so much easier to tell other humans what i want them to know!!!!!!!!! i can just say I LOVE YOU and they know im not just begging for treats or anything JADE I LOVE YOU AWOOOOOOOOO hehehehhe oh man becfeels are so intense
HELLO. BITCHES AND THE BITCHLESS. IT IS I. THE HAND. MAID. I HAVE JUST WATCHED. THE BEST MOVIE. I HAVE EVER GANDERED. WITH THESE TWO. FLASHING. GANDERBULBS. IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. AND THAT IS REALLY FUCKING SAYING SOMETHING. BECAUSE I AM SUCH AN OLD. GRODY. BITCH. AND BECAUSE IT IS SO GOOD. GOOD ENOUGH THAT I ENDORSE IT. WITH MY WHOLE. SAGGY. AORTICALLY COLLAPSED. PUSHER. I HAVE DECIDED. TO WRITE AN ENTIRE REVIEW. ON THE LEGENDARY QUALITY. AND TIMELESS AMUSEMENT. OF THIS MOVIE. THIS IS MY FULL-LENGTH REVIEW. ON THE 2015. LUCASFILMS JUKEBOX MUSICAL. STRANGE MAGIC. STRANGE MAGIC IS MANY THINGS. A FANTASY FILM. A SHAKESPEARIAN PERMUTATION. A NINETY-NINE-MINUTE BUTCHERY OF SOME REAL. CLASSIC. BANGERS. AND A SCREAMING ABATTOIR. OF FLAT-OUT MISOGYNY. THE LIKES OF WHICH. COULD ONLY BE WRITTEN BY A WASHED-OUT FANTASY NERD WITH AN ORAL FIXATION AND A LUST FOR THE SWEET. PLASTICKY. SEX APPEAL. OF COMPUTER-GENERATED FREAKS. WHO APPARENTLY WANTED TO MAKE A FILM FOR HIS THREE FEMALE DESCENDANTS. AND FOR FIFTEEN YEARS OF PRODUCTION. DREAMED OF MAKING "STAR WARS BUT FOR SIX SWEEP-OLD GIRLS." LIKE SOME KIND OF FUCKING MANIAC. BUT ABOVE ALL OF THESE THINGS. AT ITS SWEET. SENTIMENTAL CORE. WRAPPED IN LAYERS OF HOT. REEKING GARBAGE. LIKE A BEAUTIFUL ROSEBUD. AT ITS ROSEATE CENTER. IT IS THE BEST KIND OF MOVIE. IT IS. A ROMANCE. A ROMANCE ABOUT TWO NAIVE DUMBFUCKS. WHO HAVE BEEN BURNED SO BADLY BY LOVE. THAT THEY HAVE FORMED A THICK. PRICKLY. IMPENETRABLE CRUST. LIKE A FULL SUIT OF PLATE ARMOR. MADE OF SCAR TISSUE. TO PREVENT THEMSELVES FROM EVER FALLING IN LOVE AGAIN. AND IT IS FOR THIS EXACT MUTUAL BADDIESHIP. THAT THESE TWO DIPSHITS. TUMBLE INTO THE HOTTEST. STEAMIEST. MOST UNLIKELY. AND VISCERALLY UNPLEASANT TO WATCH MATESPRITSHIP. EVER SEEN ON THE SCREEN. ALSO THEY ARE FAIRIES. SO IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE TROLLS OUT THERE. WHOSE GOSSAMER WINGS ARE ALREADY AFLUTTER WITH UNCHECKED AROUSAL. AT THE MERE CONCEPT THUS FAR. THIS ONE. IS FOR THE GIRLIES. LET US FIRST BEGIN. WITH A BRIEF SYNOPSIS. SPOILERS AHEAD. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO WANT TO WATCH. THIS LOIN-ROILING. CINEMATIC. MASTERPIECE. FIRST-HAND. LONG AGO. IN A FOREST FAR. FAR AWAY. THERE IS A REALM DIVIDED. BETWEEN THE FAIRY KINGDOM. AND THE DARK FOREST. AND IN THIS REALM. THERE EXISTS A FAIRY. THE SUGAR PLUM FAIRY, TO BE EXACT. WHO CAN TURN PRIMROSE PETALS. INTO LOVE POTIONS. THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT DETAIL OF THE MOVIE. SO DO NOT. FUCKING. FORGET THIS. FROM THE FAIRY KINGDOM COMES PRINCESS MARIANNE. WHO IS A NAIVE. ROYAL. BIMBO TART. DIPSHIT. WHO IMMEDIATELY FINDS OUT. THAT HER PHILANDERING ASSCLOWN FIANCE. ROLAND. A BLOND, SELF-ABSORBED FUCKFACE. WITH THE MOST SNATCHED WAIST. OF ANY MAN. TO EVER SWING AROUND. A COUNTRY BOY ACCENT. IS CHEATING ON HER. WITH SOME NAMELESS HUSSIE. WHO IS NEVER MENTIONED AGAIN. AND MARIANNE IS SO RIGHTFULLY PUMP-SMASHED OVER HIS BULLSHIT. THAT SHE GETS GUSSIED UP IN HER FINEST EYELINER MADE OF BLUEBERRIES. AND DRESSES LIKE A PROPER MEAN BITCH. AND VOWS OFF OF LOVE. FOREVER. NOW. MEANWHILE. IN THE DARK FOREST. WHERE THE REAL. SLIMY. FREAKS OF THE FEY WORLD LIVE. WE MEET. THE REAL. HIGHLIGHT OF THIS FILM. A BAD BITCH. OF SUCH DROP-DEAD GORGEOUS. LIP-BITING. AURA-FARMING. TROLL HENRY SELICK DESIGN LOOKING-ASS. GRUMBLR SEXYMAN APPEAL. THAT THEY SEALED THE FUCKING DEAL. BY CASTING HIM AS RENOWNED STAR OF SCREEN AND STAGE. ALAN CUMMING. WHOSE LAST NAME. IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS DOING. AS SOON AS HE SANG HIS FIRST MUSICAL NUMBER. IF YOU WANT TO DRAW ART OF ME. *COPIOUS* ART OF ME. VIOLENTLY TONGUEING THAT MAN. ON HIS HOT MOUTH. OR ANY OTHER. SIMILARLY. SAUCY. SELF-INDULGENT FANART. PLEASE. PLEASE DO SO. AND SHOW IT TO ME. NO MATTER WHAT I SAY. OR DO. AFTER THIS. BECAUSE THAT IS SIMPLY MY PRONGHINGE-JERK REFLEX. LEAVING ME UNABLE TO OPENLY. AND GLEEFULLY ACCEPT. THE BOUNTY. OF THE BOOTY. SO JUST HEAP THAT SHIT ON ME. FULL SPEED AHEAD. WHERE WAS I. I GOT LOST THERE FOR A MINUTE. YES. THE BOG KING. MY BELOVED BAD BOY. HE HAS ORDERED THAT ALL THE PRIMROSES IN THE REALM BE CUT. AND HAS IMPRISONED THE SUGAR PLUM FAIRY. SO THAT NO MORE LOVE POTIONS CAN BE MADE. BECAUSE HE HAS ALSO. SWORN OFF OF LOVE. FOREVER. FOR A REASON HE ADAMANTLY REFUSES TO ELABORATE ON. NO MATTER HOW MUCH EVERY SINGLE FUCKING MINION IN HIS WHOLE KINGDOM. POKES HIM ABOUT IT. BUT THEY CONSTANTLY ALLUDE TO SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED LONG AGO. IN HIS TRAGIC. SEXY. BACKSTORY. WHO HURT HIM. I WANT TO KNOW. I NEEDED TO KNOW. THAT IS WHY I WATCHED THE WHOLE FILM. NOW STRAP IN. YOU WEAK-WILLED STOOGES. BECAUSE HERE. IS WHERE THE SHIT. GETS GOING. YOU SEE. MARIANNE. HAS A SISTER. DAWN. WHO IS A CHIPPER. SACCHARINE. BALL OF SUNSHINE. THE KIND THAT WOULD MELT THE FLESH. RIGHT OFF YOUR BONES. AND THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN WITHSTAND. HER FULL FORCE BEAUTIFIC IMMOLATION. IS A SHORT. UNFLATTERINGLY CARICATURIZED ELF. NAMED SUNNY. GET IT. DAWN. SUNNY. YOU MAY LAUGH NOW. WELL THIS IS IMPORTANT. BECAUSE WHEN ROLAND SHOWS UP TO ASK MARIANNE TO FORGIVE HIM. WITH A SONG THAT ADMITTEDLY KIND OF FUCKS. AND SHE THROWS HIS ASS OUT. WITH A SONG THAT FUCKING SUCKS. THIS SMARMY. CREEPY. COWBOY SLUT. CONVINCES SUNNY TO SNEAK INTO THE DARK FOREST. FIND THE SUGAR PLUM FAIRY. BRING A PRIMROSE PETAL. AND BRING BACK A LOVE POTION. WITH WHICH TO DUBCON THE BAD BITCH. HE SO EGREGIOUSLY FUMBLED. BUT WHEN HE DOES. AND THE BOG KING SHOWS UP. TO ROCK MY UGLY PANTIES. WITH SUCH ENORMOUS FORCE. THAT IT REHYDRATES A BARREN RIVERBED. THAT LAY DUSTY AND RUINOUS. FOR UNTOLD EONS. WITH HIS OPENING NUMBER. ALL OF THE SHIT. HITS THE OSCILLATING WIND DEVICE. DAWN IS HIT WITH THE LOVE POTION. MY BEAUTIFUL BOGGY WOGGY DEMANDS THAT THE POTION BE RETURNED. THIS LITTLE. FUCKASS IMP. WHO IS THE EXACT SIZE, HEIGHT, AND LEVEL OF DIPSHIT INTELLECT AS THE GREEN MANLET WHO SIGNS MY CHECKS. WHO SHOULD DEFINITELY BE READING THIS REVIEW RIGHT NOW. STEALS THE POTION AND JUST STARTS SPRAYING THAT SHIT ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERE. TURNING THE WHOLE FOREST. INTO ONE FUCKED UP. SAUCY. INTERSPECIES. TONGUEFEST. MARIANNE GOES AFTER HER ENSORCELLED CLUTCHSISTER. ROLAND GATHERS AN ARMY. AND WORST. OF ALL. THAT DUMB. FAWNING BITCH. DAWN. HAS THE RAW UNMITIGATED *GUMPTION.* TO FALL MAGICALLY IN LOVE. WITH MY BOGGY WOGGY. THE CONNIVING WHORE. I WILL FEED HER ASS ON A PLATTER. TO THE ANGEL OF DOUBLE DEATH ITSELF. FOR STEPPING ON MY MAN. BY NOW. THE MORE LITERATE. AND LESS CULTURALLY PAN-DEAD AMONG YOU. HAVE PROBABLY SURMISED THAT THIS IS ESSENTIALLY THE PLOT OF A MIDPERIHELION LIGHT'S DREAM. SO I WILL SKIP SOME OF THE FINER POINTS. FOR REDUNDANT BREVITY. THE MAIN POINT IS THAT THE MOMENT THIS FILM COMES ONLINE. IN A BIG. BIG. WAY. IS WHEN MARIANNE CONFRONTS THE BOG KING. IN A FEVERISH. FRONDSTUB-CURLING. MELEE. WHERE THEY REALIZE THAT THEY ARE EVENLY MATCHED. NOT ONLY IN FIGHTING ABILITY. BUT IN THE DEPTH OF THE WOUNDS DEALT TO THEIR PUSHERS. BY THEIR LOSSES OF LOVE. AND THE DEATH OF THEIR INNOCENCE. AND IN THEIR MUTUAL DESIRE TO FREE DAWN OF THE SPELL. THESE TWO SCORNED. LOVELESS BADDIES. REALIZED THAT THEIR FREAK. MATCHES EACH OTHER'S FREAK. IN A WAY NO FREAK. OF ANY SPECIES. EVER HAS. THIS WAS THE MOMENT. THAT IT ALL REALLY BEGAN TO MAKE SENSE TO ME. I BEGAN TO SEE MYSELF IN MARIANNE'S PETITE. ONE INCH-TALL. SHOES. I SAW THE PAIN OF MY PAST IN HER. AND THROUGH HER GANDERBULBS. SAW EVERYTHING THAT SHE SAW. IN THAT THORNY. RAW. MISTREATED. LOVEBOAT. AND FROM THAT MOMENT ON. THIS MOVIE. BECAME UNIRONICALLY GOOD. FUCK THE HIT-OR-MISS SONG QUALITY. FUCK THE DEEPLY UNCOMFORTABLE ANIMATION. THAT WOULD MAKE TROLL STAR WARS'S WATTO. LOOK LIKE SOME FORGETTABLE. NOTHING SHIT. WITH ALL THE FUCKING. MAW SHOTS. WHICH I WILL POST IMAGES OF. BECAUSE THIS SHIT NEEDS TO BE SEEN. TO BE BELIEVED. AND FUCK THE GOD-AWFUL. GRUBFORSAKEN PACING OF THIS WHOLE SLURRYPOOL SHITFEST. BECAUSE I SHIT YOU NOT. THE ROMANCE BETWEEN THESE TWO. IS ACTUALLY KIND OF FUN TO WATCH. I FOUND MYSELF ROOTING FOR THEM AT EVERY TURN. EVEN THE DOWNTURNS. AND THE TWISTS. BECAUSE I WANTED THAT TO BE ME. WITH ALL MY PUSHER. ALL MY SOUL. AND EVERY MOTE OF DUST. IN MY DRY. BARREN. REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS. ESPECIALLY BECAUSE THEIR FIRST DATE. COMES WITH THE EPONYMOUS SONG OF THE FILM. WHICH IS ACTUALLY ONE OF THE HITS AS FAR AS THE MUSIC GOES. AND LET ME TELL YOU. THE PAYOFF. IS WORTH. EVERY POSTURE POLE-TINGLING. CHUTE-CLENCHING MOMENT. OF ANTICIPATION. I'M NOT KIDDING. SHE KIND OF TICKLES HIS ASSHOLE. FULLY ON-SCREEN. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. WATCH THE MOVIE IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME. BECAUSE THIS IS THE LAST I WILL SAY. ON THE MATTER. THIS MOVIE. OPENED MY GANDERBULBS WIDE. TO WHAT A ROMANCE COULD BE. GONE IS MY PURE. SEETHING INDIFFERENCE. FOR REDROM. AND THE ENEMIES TO FLUSHMATES TROPE. THIS SHIT. IS PURE. MUSICAL. CRACK. IF ANYTHING. THE MISOGYNY. AND THE UNCOMFORTABLE MINORITY DEPICTIONS. MAKE IT BETTER. AND MORE FLAVORFUL. FOR THE REAL. TROLLS. OF CULTURE. IN THE AUDIENCE. TAKE NINETY-NINE MINUTES OUT OF YOUR DAY. RIGHT NOW. WITH SOMEONE YOU LOVE. OR WOULD LIKE TO LOVE. AND WATCH THIS MASTERPIECE. OF AN ANIMATED. SCUTTLETRAINWRECK. AND WHEN YOU DO. THINK OF ME. AND MY DERANGED. FACE-SPLITTING. ABSOLUTELY FUCKING CHOCOLATE CHEESED SMILE. THROUGH THE ENTIRE THING. HEE HEE. HOO HOO. HAA HAA. IN SUMMARY. STRANGE MAGIC RECEIVES. TEN OUT OF TEN HAIRPINS. STUCK STRAIGHT THROUGH MY BESOTTED BULBS. SO THAT THE LAST IMAGE IMPRINTED ON MY GANDERNERVES. IS OF MY REAL DARK OVERLORD. THE REALEST STICKBUG. IF YOU REPLACE THE "ST" IN THAT WORD WITH THE LETTER "D." MY #BOGGYWOGGY. TO WHOM I CONSIDER MYSELF. LAWFULLY. AND LEGALLY MARRIED. AND IF YOU ARE STILL ON THE FENCE. ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT. YOU SHOULD DEDICATE. AN ENTIRE. IRREVOCABLE MORNING. TO SITTING YOUR WORTHLESS ASS IN FRONT OF YOUR VIEWSCREEN. AND JAMMING ALONG. TO TROLL LUCAS'S UNSUNG. BUT ALSO LITERALLY SUNG. OEUVRE. THEN TO QUOTE THE TITLE OF THE HIT SONG. BY BIG CITY GERMS. WHICH YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO IMMEDIATELY AFTER THIS REVIEW. "DO IT." ANYWAYS. THAT IS ALL. #NSFW #NSFWE JUST BECAUSE I ABSOLUTELY COULD NOT HOLD IT TOGETHER. WHILE I WROTE THIS REVIEW. ME. DAMARA. THE HAND. MAID. WITH MY OWN TYPESTUBS. ALSO. FOR NO REASON AT ALL. SOMEONE SHOULD GO AND LET KARKAT OUT OF MAIDJAIL. BECAUSE THE FUMES. FROM THE ATTEMPT. TO CREATE A WATER CLOCK. IN ORDER TO PERMIT TIME TO PASS. VIA A LIGHTER. CHOPPED-UP FURNITURE. A KETTLE MADE OF THE MOP BUCKET. AND SOME PARADOX-STRENGTH DISINFECTANT. TO CREATE A MICROCLIMATE THAT WOULD DRIP CONDENSATION INTO A NEARBY VESSEL. TO THEREFORE PERCEIVE THE PASSAGE OF TIME. THEREBY PERMITTING JUST ENOUGH CONSEQUENCE. FOR HIM TO TRY AND SMASH A HOLE IN THE FOURTH WALL. IS CURRENTLY FILLING THE ROOM WITH DEADLY FUMES. AND UNLESS HE CAN PUT THIS STUPID FUCKING WIGGLER CHAIR THROUGH THIS SCREEN. IN THE NEXT SIXTY SECONDS. HE IS PROBABLY GOING TO FUCKING DIE. PLEASE HEART REACT. AND FOLLOW. FOR MORE SAUCY. BOG KING. CONTENT. ESPECIALLY @TIPSYGNOSTALGIC#2248. AND @GUTSYGUMSHOE. WHO WILL KNOW. EXACTLY. WHAT THE FUCK. IS UP. AS PROMISED. ENJOY THE #MAWSHOTS.
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@twinArmaggetfucked Your turn. I hope you enjoy. And good luck with your self destructive 200 follower goal. (( #rosessketchbook ))
(( oh also if you ever wanna see any art ive drawn of chchow, i post it all on my tumblr :] for ur viewing pleasure <3 https://damistrolls.tumblr.com/tagged/chchow%20art
despite my chronic desire to live chit my every waking moment i was pretty fucking productive today all i have is a hammer some nails and bits and bobs but youtube got me the fuck through it add another trait to my resume im a goddamn carpenter my house looks rad as fuck wind probably wont topple it over like the big bad wolf huffing and puffing on some sticks its cool its fly i just need a plant and a house warming party now but uh its kinda tough to make it to an island on such short notice so axe that
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@embellishedBookworm You had a sister. Oh, sure, you have a sister, but you don't know her very well. But you had a sister. You learned she was your sister on your 13th birthday. You found yourself on a gold alien warship on a journey between universes. A three year journey, just you, Jade, Davesprite, and the consorts and carapaces. There were good times, like how you instituted breakfast, no matter how things were going, you made breakfast for the other two. It didn't matter if you weren't talking, you still all had breakfast together, even if Dave didn't really need to eat. There were also bad times, like how Dave and Jade hooking up made you the 3rd wheel and managed to make you feel more alone than you already were. But she was your sister. You were silly together. You fought, you played, you loved, you hated. And she died. She died and you had to make it better. Terezi gave you directions. If Vriska lived, everything would be okay. But when you stepped into the fixed life, you learned the cost of saving Vriska. You lost your sister. She'd spent the 3 year journey without you. She didn't know you, no the way you knew her. All the in-jokes, the fights, the joys, they'd been lost. How were you supposed to look at her and not see the sister you lost? How were you supposed to get to know her again? I've had her memories before too, you lot are so different yet the same. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
xx_chchow_okay._she_had_a_cry._she_has_a_picture_to_share._she_doesnt_wanna_talk_about_it https://iili.io/Cd1yexj.png_xx
Memory Box. Something simple, Something without much struggle to create or exist. It's easy to give out things in your 'memory box'. The writer has been outclassed, a shame really.
(( i also have a non-scribbed on version of the drawing :] hi guys https://iili.io/Cd1yNDb.png
good evening chittr! ^0^ i hope i didnt miss anything too exciting (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, rankmaid arisen, rackmaid duties have been keeping me so busy, archive rating: G)
ሠቹ ... Ahem I love you as well Jade.
Of course, if you need anything ሠቹ are available
Today was long and tiring. On the bright side, the moment I come home I am immediately swarmed with love and warm fur. I really do have a nice life, don't I?
Im Totally Sure I Was Really Mysterious
pounce roll in leaves fun!
alright its tattoo time hopefully this doesnt go horribly
I'VE STARTED USING MY OWN METRIC IN A LIMP-FRONDED ATTEMPT TO TRACK *SOME* SEMBLANCE OF THE PASSAGE OF TIME *WITHOUT* REFERRING TO ANY OF THE EVIL FUCKING CLOCKS FESTOONING THIS HELLHOLE. IT'S AN INCREMENT OF MY OWN INVENTION. THEY'RE CALLED KARKAT HOURS. ONE KARKAT HOUR = ANY AMOUNT OF TIME SPENT DOING SOME BULLSHIT THAT FEELS LIKE IT IS *ACTIVELY* AGING ME AND ROBBING ME OF MY WANING LIFE FORCE. SO BASICALLY, ANY SHIT THAT MAKES ME OLD. LIKE THIS JOB. THIS JOB IS MAKING ME OLD. WE ARE FORTY-THREE KARKAT HOURS IN. I'VE SWEPT UP THE FLOOR. AS IN I'VE SWEPT THE ENTIRE FLOOR *OUT* OF THIS ABLUTION BLOCK, BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE SHE PUT ON THE BIGGEST BOOTS HER STUMPY LITTLE LEGS COULD FIT INTO AND STOMPED THE TILE INTO FUCKING GRAVEL. I'M GOING TO HAVE TO REDO THIS WHOLE FUCKING THING. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU TO DEATH. WRITING THIS CHITT TOOK AN ENTIRE KARKAT HOUR IN OF ITSELF. WILL UPDATE AS NEEDED.
oh i meant more about the getting so excited you have to run around hehe it is a regular occurrence that jade finds me chasing my tail in the livingblock hehe
there are a lot of unfamiliar but not unwanted faces here. i care about you!
Gooood moooorning!!!
i've been surprisingly busy just going out and enjoying doing stuff. especially with my girlfriend. this #nowlistening is dedicated to all that good stuff! plus, it gives me an excuse to actually chit instead of just scrolling sometimes. https://open.spotify.com/track/7LMajLn4v2ZWmLcfE1a7DY?si=db908fec01ca41e4
whiemsiecal, playful, jouyous, bouncy. It has nou lyriecs and ies rather shourt, but I feel that thies ies courrect four you; https://youtu.be/kUXcUAxMfrI
x dxd fxr thx mxst pxrt :3
LOOK AT THIS BULLSHIT. LOOK AT IT. I CAN'T FATHOM HOW SHE EVEN GOT IT THIS BAD. NOTHING BUT SEVERE DECOMPOSITION COULD HAVE GOTTEN THE ABLUTION BLOCK INTO A STATE OF THIS MUCH GROTTY FUCKING PUTRESCENCE. THIS ABLUTION BLOCK HAS HAD A LONGER DAY THAN *I* HAVE. AND SINCE THE MOMENT I SET FROND IN THIS GRUBFORSAKEN GREEN LABYRINTH, I FEEL LIKE THE DAY THAT *I'VE* HAD HAS YET TO FUCKING CEASE. NOT EVEN THE LAMEST EXCUSE FOR A DAYMARE-INFESTED NAP ON THE LOUNGEPLANK DID ANYTHING TO UNFUCK MY SPONGE AFTER THE LAST GAUNTLET MY SUPERVISOR FROM HELL THREW MY WAY. LIKE I'M LIVING ONE LONG, CONTINUOUS WORK-NIGHT. NO TENS. NO THIRTIES. AND NO LIMIT WITHIN SIGHT OF HOW MANY HOURS CAN BE CONTAINED WITHIN A SINGLE BILUNAR PERIGEE. AS FAR AS I'M AWARE, KARKAT'S LONG DAY AT THE LONG DAY MANSION #KLDATLDM #NOTPUNCHYENOUGH IS AT AN ONGOING THIRTY-TWO HOURS AND COUNTING. AND THAT'S A BALLPARK ESTIMATE, BASED OFF COUNTING THE RINGS UNDER MY FUCKING GANDERBULBS. FUCK ME. I'M GOING TO WRING HER NECK LIKE A TOWEL. SIGH. LET'S GET THIS GRUBLOAF. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/FFAC10FCDC1F.PNG
i hope you are also doing so so awesome and okay!! :)
knuckles lovers stand up as in the character not actual knuckle lovers i dont need your freak shit rn i need appreciation of an echidna
sweet dreams, darlin'! ^◡^
<<"sleep well!">>
only if you're a bad pilot!! >:)
like we both hold the wheel?!
that skull 6uy Cus he 6ot demoted
a blessin6!!! you truly are the 6reen 6od!!!! >◡<
thatd make me the golden god
6rod
green is my favourite colour >X3
6rod
i also love being green
she Can't hear it, but hearin6 6loomy 6i66lin6 is so Cute. also a 6ood si6n that she posted somethin6 silly.
for an amazin6 reason!!!
OBVIOUSLY YOUR INTENT WAS TO SHOWCASE YOUR GREENONICITY AS SOME KIND OF POSITIVE AND SPECIAL TRAIT. BUT ITS NOT!!!!
crazy that that song was about communism, huh?
sCene of the 6uy from troll interstellar Cryin6 seein6 his dau6hter 6rowin6 up but its me lookin6 at all the jade humans on the timeline send Chitt
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Many green woman on the timeline this light.」
everything is cool when youre part of a team! :D
ANYWAY ENOUGH JADEPOSTING. I'VE BEEN GETTING BACK INTO MY THRESHECUTIONER WORKOUT ROUTINE- IT'S ABOUT TIME I ACTUALLY PUT SOME EFFORT INTO THE IDEA THAT I WANT TO GET STRONGER. FOR THOSE OF YOU QUAKING IN YOUR FUCKING BRITCHES THOUGH- NO, THE FOOD REVIEWS WILL NOT BE GOING ANYWHERE. GETTING FIT DOES NOT MEAN I WON'T BE EATING WHAT THE FUCK I LIKE WHEN I LIKE. I JUST NEED TO DO THESE FOURTY JUMPING JABS BEFOREHAND.
pretty much all the time yeah
hi to all my fellow jades happy jade hour!!! :p
i just wanna sCratCh all their ears they're so darn Cute i Could Cry. #jadehour
DOES JADE HOUR JUST COME ABOUT FROM THE FACT THAT THERE ARE PERHAPS MORE JADES ON THE SITE THAN ANYONE ELSE WE KNOW? FUCK, ACTUALLY, MAYBE WE NEED SOME KIND OF POLL FOR THAT. HOW MANY OF ONE GUY IS THERE POLL. I KNOW THERE'S A LOT OF 'ME', TOO, BUT HONESTLY ONLY MAYBE THREE THAT MATTER SO WE CAN JUST SAY THERE'S THREE OF ME.
<<"waving hi to all the jades around here!! hope you're all well!!! #jadehour">>
-|~~ just met jade and were both dogs or smth so #jadehour ig
:33< well mew can talk to meow anyatime!
in time (ha) for tonights jade hour. sick. check this out harleys. should it be harlies? yknow what, the new plural for jade harleys is davidsons. a pack of davidsons. wait, no, fuck. scratch that. a pack of jades works fine. just check it. [attached is a video of of bec viciously attacking a weak stream of water coming from a hose held by whoevers filming. bec is absolutely growling and mauling that water. good job bud.]
woof! #jadehour
i've met a quit3 ͣ fEw j ͣdes, so i'm glAd #jAd3hour is happening.
ON PRINCIPAL I REFUSE TO LET THE #JADEHOUR GO WITHOUT A VANTAS INTERJECTION! IT'S PRACTICALLY FUCKING TRADITION AT THIS POINT THAT ENDLESS WALLS OF BRIGHT GREEN NEED TO BE INTERRUPTED BY VOICE-OF-REASON SLATE GRAY.
:33< nice to s33 mew too!!! :33< welclaawme to chittpurr!!!
:33< yay i love #jadehour!!!
#jadehour part 2? is this a nightl7 thing now? i mean, i’m not (omplaining, but