♦ pitied by @theMarquise
Continuing the history of Uesugi Karkat from his courtesan era: The life of a courtesan had educated the Akatsuki in language, poetry, refinement, and performance before a small audience. The next chapter of his life would prepare him to perform in front of a large one. Chosen for youth, beauty, and the type of androgynous features that can be easily slanted towards femininity with a little cosmetic prestidigitation, the life of an ONNAGATA — a Grubuki actor who plays predominantly feminine roles — afforded the troll who would become Uesugi Karkat tremendous fame, recognition, and inordinate wealth for a commoner of foreign hatching. As a former Boiran, the Onnagata had already learned how to wear the feminine grace of a courtesan like a costume in the theater of the Trollshiwara red light district. It was for this reason that he was scouted to play one of the most prestigious roles in any Grubuki play — the leading female role of Aggaei Makkie in the play "The Florastalk of Troll Edo" — for which the character, a commanding, fiercely loyal, and deeply passionate high-ranking courtesan, spurns a wealthy, but abusive highblood customer to protect her quadmate in one of the most famous monologues of scathing, acerbic, pitch-black venom ever recited in Grubuki theatre — the AKKUTTAI. It was for channeling this performance with such peerless vitriol that Uesugi Karkat became one of the most famous Onnagatas of the Troll Edo period. Naturally, the life of a Grubuki actor means constant pressure. Rehearsal, training, perfection of one's craft. Many onnagata of the time preferred to live their craft vicariously at all times, adopting a female persona through which to hone their "method" in everyday life. This was not the case for Uesugi Karkat, who shed his many-colored persona when off the stage to don nondescript gray robes whenever possible. Yet the constant pressure of life in a Grubuki theatre troupe and his ability to navigate it with grace made him both a leader among his fellow actors and something of a popular figure with the stagehands who he commiserated with in the wings. It was from these stagehands, many of whom were well-versed in the art of securing props with ropes, fastening theatrical rigging, and tying elaborate, functional knots, that the famed Onnagata would learn one final skill from the world of the theatre — one that would lead to his secret life as the NAWASHII. More of Uesugi Karkat's history to come in the following chitts. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ee6014bb70e8.png #uesugikarkat
READING ONTO THE RECORD! establishing foundation for all the prongs of 702 is boring & i don't like doing it. can't we just let the record reflect that my witness is wearing a lab coat & then infer them to be qualified to deliver expert testimony? #law
my thinkplate is spinning im confused #vagueposting
Gold!Casper heavily reliant on his psionics. They aren't powerful enough for him to do anything but lift and maybe throw a thing. He can do even less pushups than any of the other Casper iterants. Human!Casper... Lives a relatively normal human life, I think. With his whatever lusii are on Earth, his brother, and his best friend. They go run around in the swamp together and also they really enjoy dressing up to go to conventions and ren faires together, too. Nothing bad ever happens to this Casper, I don't know much about Earth geography or whatever, but I know where ever they are isn't too bad. It's not perfect, but he's probably happy there. Olive!Casper Lived in the forest up until the night he was inexplicably eaten by a whale. (And it wasn't even a sky whale).
actually, they do not need to be human. i wvwould wvwager a fewvw trolls i could find could massage my aching, scarred back better than humans can. the last post can allowvw alternians as wvwell. no beforans. no exceptions.
Single raisin time.
heart palpitations are cruel and unusual.
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Even now, I am to remind myself just how little I really matter. No matter how much help I have done. Someone else would’ve done it in my place. Someone else will love her. Someone else already has. I believe it’s been long enough that I should get back to cleaning, corpses won’t clean themselves up.」
my quest is over. going to go drink and pass out, maybe. i don'T know. i might be on later. #substance
fOOD POISONING SOUNDS, nO FUN FOR SURE, i USED TO GET REALLY BAD STOMACH PROBLEMS, oN ACCOUNT OF MY UNTREATED IBS, bUT IT IS NOW TREATED IBS WHICH HELPS A LOT, sO i HOPE YOUR STOMACH FEELS BETTER SOON, i DON'T REALLY EAT MEAT AT ALL BUT, sPOILED VEGGIES CAN STILL BE BAD FOR YOU, oR MOLDY BERRIES BUT, gENERALLY THAT IS PRETTY EASY TO SEE BEFORE YOU EAT IT? aNYWAYS, i AM IN THE HOSPITAL NOW MYSELF, nOT FOR TUMMY PROBLEMS BUT FOR, lEGS, pROBLEMS WHICH SURE IS, sOMETHING, bUT SO YEAH i HOPE THAT STOPS HAPPENING, fOR YOU,
I have been enjo+ying a game called Candy Crush.
It smells like antiseptic and 8lood and she keeps looking at me like I'M the one who should 8e pitied.
There_has_been_an_increase_of_highbloods_at_the_graveyard._Purples, of_course. Always_odd_to_see_them._Often_friendly, but_I_suppose_it's_because_I'm_the_one_burying_the_bodies_and_maintaining_the_place.
Has anyone called Bella Hadid lately?
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Would anyone be interested in a inquiry page for the Doormaid?」
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hhhnghhhngnn whhhnen thhhney grab bothhhn youhhr arms and pin thhhnem behhhnind youhhr back, pouhhnding down into youhh hhhnhhhngnn whhhnile thhhney moan in youhhr ear "thhhnis is whhhnat youhh wanted from me" ghhhnghhhnn #nsfw
The mummy who's possessing this human wriggler n33ds medication. #mewvieposting
It Is Sunday Which Does Mean We Are Having #sicknastysunday Once Again, We Do Have A While Longer Until It Starts And I Hope To See You Lovely People There When It Does #nsfw –xoxo
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#ThatsWhatImSaying mostly.
Whatever is happening there is none of my business. I have jewellcutting to practice.
==> give daeve a raise no go back to WORK, daeve #mydaeve #livesgrubbing https://file.garden/ZjWeSXBkUxBjUmEk/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker.gif ==> (Type in comments.)
i can use the infinite energies a hope to imagine anythin go ahead ask me to imagine somethin ill alwways be able to do it or ask any other unrelated question i guess https://vvaingloriousbasterd.straw.page https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7ecec7a120c0.png
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iT IS NICE THAT YOU HAVE, a GOOD QUALITY JOURNAL MA'AM, tHERE HAS BEEN A MASSIVE SHORTAGE HERE LATELY, oN ACCOUNT OF,,, nO, i DON'T EVEN WANT TO SAY IT,