♠ hated by @mafiosoExtreme
c< we all Have sOMetHiNg 2 strive 4! we Must yearN..... >c
w)(at is it, roxy
squints
I have given you fair warning. I can do naught ellse.
I woulld perhaps stay off of my posts for a short whille Cllaire. I have attracted undesirablle attention.
Anyway. Back to the forge.

I did i'm just noot telling which oones are mine

Rankmaid yoou get me soo well

Yeah i've read it all booring i need moore drama

i was thinking the same thing!

Helloo?...

Whoo's there

Where are Chittr anoonymoous coonfessioons i was looooking foorward too read them right after waking up 8/
i guess. okay well some background about me is i was on alternia for about two sweeps (four years), maybe more when I was a kid. and i saw a lot. i also did a lot. a lot of bad things. well anyway it's mostly a cycling of dead people i once knew before the whole dying thing or people ive had to, um. take care of myself. and they like come back and tell me it's my fault. and that im a monster. stuff like that.
c< OH? aNy MOre details yOure williN 2 sHare? >c
same stupid alternia one, same as every night.
xx_ZOMG_SO_TRU_CLAIRE_xD_xx
,,,finally,,,it'$ cooling off,,,
-=[ me when i_☺]=-
,,,very,,,extremely obviou$ly,,,people are ju$t tabbing out,,,

I oft3n look at th3 amount of u23r2 thi2 tim3 of night and wond3r what tf y'all ar3 3v3n doing lik3 how i2 th3r3 90 mf2 on h3r3 and lik3, nobody po2ting
yo yo yo 8----> "theres an ai tool for that" yeah alr theres also probably an ed sheeran song for it idgaf let me write a mythical rap in peace
>> Obama ¡ડ pretty fuck¡ng coo1, Gamgam, ¡ be1¡eve ¡n you
instead of.snozzing bad with the. losing lad. why dont you come.win obama with your cool gramma
>> maybe not, but ¡ don't know you we11 enough to ડay,, E¡ther way, ¡ ડupport you, 1¡ve your truth, move forward w¡th ?k¡ndneડડ?
>> ¡ th¡nk a 1¡tt1e honeડt1y ¡ડ good ડomet¡meડ
It’s 2 am, if I’m nØt careful I will be brutally hØnest Øn the timeline
౷ u used 2 call me on my shellphone
If you did, I'll post it on the next goaround! ^-^
Tomodachi life: living the dream would put an anonymous confession inside @chittrAnonymous ‘s box. Shit is this not anonymous?

I almost donked Dirk in the head with a wrench. Had a heart attack. Almost shed a tear of panic. He looks very amused. Lil man, I almost donked you with the full force of a wrench toss.
:33< helloooooooooooooooooooooo mediculler! :33< *the mighty huntress hops into mewre arms with a big smile*
Hit Em With The O7 R@zz7e D@zz7e
>> ahuh ahuh ડooo cute 1o1
>> Ohhh my gog you are ડo cute ?? ??

you can dm me!!!

which she? #nosy
NOT THAT ANY OF YOU WOULD CARE: BUT MY STUPID IDIOT OF AN OTHER HALF, AKA MY SIBLING @thespianTestified HAS BEEN FOUND, RETRIEVED AND STRIPPED OF ANY AND ALL ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES. DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HE STILL HAD ANYTHING —EMBER💥

Imagine making a Chittr accoount and yoour very first peply is addressed too me. Embarrassing
౷ "poosting" habits b/c all ur posts r shit

Poost nut clarity. I shoould change my poosting habits
i knit, i sew, i crochet, but i feell llike i havent had a reall passion project in forever. ever since that deall with the Cllown College for my Super PhD my heart hasnt been in it as much. sigh.
:33< ayo? :33< hi id like to purrt in my catplication
I’d cull a mØtherfucker fØr a jØint and a bitch Øn my bulge rn #nsfw #substance

lmao chchow ur so funny :3 /positive
xx_BRING_IN._DA_DANCING_LOBSTAHS_xx

but hav u considered....... rockk lobsta?
~https://media1.ten~Or.c~Om/m/I3MUb6qLHNEAAAAC/dancing-lO~bster.gif~

This oone is much better please keep gooing
౷ i have plenty, indigocel

Lmaoooo that's really pathetic please tell me that's noot all yoou have
... AHEM, DEEP DRAMATIC INHALE: [The following post has been redacted by chittr moderators. C'mon man.] —EMBER💥
౷ i know every slur ever do not fuck w/ me i will make u cry
yus women!! mmmmwwah!!!!!
This is so real. I hope you find your women.
:33< hello yes im woman
i nued women so bad rn... #yearning hey @allwomen *wonk* ;)
c< sOuNds gOOd 2 Me! ill be sure 2 briNg sOMe bOOze alONg >c

oh, totall7 understandable. (onsider it a standing offer
c< i May taKe yOu up ON tHat Offer sOMetiMe, but, uH, after 2NigHt? i Need a little bit MOre tiMe be4 i jOiN up witH sOMetHiNg liKe tHis agaiN >c

also! @megaloMemes and @arti(ulatedClawtograph7 ! we just kind of wat(hed ea(h other tonight and didn't do an7thing else. 7ou two are (ordiall7 invited to (hange that at an7 time. #suggestive
UGHH. NEED TO FEEL THE TASTE OF BLOOD ON MY TEETH. THE FEELING OF FLESH SLOUGHING AWAY LIKE A HOT KNIFE TO BUTTER AGAINST THE MIGHT OF MY CLAWS. BUT NO ONE I FIGHT HERE EVER SURVIVES LONG ENOUGH FOR ME TO BE SATISFIED. THEY ALWAYS FALL, EVERYTIME, THE SAME WAY, AND ITS GRATING. WHERES THE CHALLENGE? THE INTRIGUE? THE STAKES? I WANT LIFE OR DEATH, BUT ITS ALWAYS ONLY DEATH. IM STARTING TO FEEL LIKE A LION CAGED IN A POORLY UPKEPT ZOO. —EMBER💥
:33< *the mighty huntress curls up in mewre lap efurr so sw33tly purring*
IS THIS WHAT PEOPLE CALL CABIN FEVER. —EMBER💥
The colors, they won't stop. Bright, beautiful colors Flashing, expanding, piercing Red, green, blue An endless cacophony Of meaningless noise The noise, it won't stop. Violent, grating waveforms Squeaking, screeching, piercing Sine, cosine, tangent Like playing a chalkboard on a turntable Like playing a vinyl on a pizza crust An endless poem Of meaningless Load Me #Poetry
❥ It should naut bε so hard 2 scrub glittεr off of a sεabεast!! Thεyrε so slippεry nd alrεady ധεt!! Its so finε tho Ivε got this!! 。˚○
>> ¡ backed out of poડt¡ng th¡ડ ear1¡er but ¡ fee1 1¡ke there'ડ enough freakડ on to1¡ght to juડt¡fy ¡t ¡ th¡nk, 1¡ke, on a ડp¡r¡tua1 1eve1 what ¡ rea11y need ¡ડ for ડomeone to ડedate me 1¡ke a barkbeaડt and then put me ¡n a cupe at the¡r feet and feed me ડnackડ and treatડ ¡'m probab1y not ડuppoડed to eat oh and obv¡ouડ1y pet my head And ¡ mean 1¡ke, the anx¡ety peanut butter they g¡ve barkbeaડtડ dur¡ng f¡reworkડ, not a fuck¡ng tranq 1mfao #th¡ડ¡ડntevenડexua1honeડt1y #¡juડtth¡nk¡twou1dbecomfort¡ng #ડubડtance #nડfw
lIIt cant stOp thIInkIIng abOut hOw that stOre had my sIIze..lIIke yes!! fIInally a shIIrt that cOvers my stOmach and makes my tIIts lOOk AWESoME!! #suggestIIve

SO uNREACHABLE. THE HATERS HAVE BEEN DRAGGING ME INTO SOME SHIT STY CALLED TOMADACHI LIFE : LIVING THE DREAM. WELL WAKE uP. WHATEVER YOu'RE LIVING THERE. ISN'T HERE. YOu CAN'T SPIN ME AROuND VERY QuICKLY AND THROW ME INTO THE FuCKING AIR. I WILL NOT EAT ODD FOODS FOR YOuR AMuSEMENT. AND I DO NOT MIGRATE TO THE MAIN BuILDING FROM SOME DISTANT. AND CIRCuITOuS LANDBRIDGE. LIKE A BETA CuCK.
:33< what do mew MEAN future meow was there?!??!! :33< #nsfw #vaugeposting
hi guys did you know i love my boyfriend even though he rolled over my shades
I want to spar not have a mass bloodbath with some random Jade in a dumb timeline/universe.
== AUTOMATED MESSAGE INCOMING == == The great and illustrious Miss Tensin has fallen unconscious! ==

m7 friend told an empress to fu(k off and the fu(hsias are hating m7 (hit. wild.

aha, further on in #outglutgame. no (lue what darlin's vi(es are though. hm

K--<threw up again }:/
☆ I survived a saKrificial ritual I was gutted liKe a fish and stabbed by a shadow man from an ayahuasKa cult I floated down a blaKK river into an ancient struKture resembling SKeletor's lair I got monKey pox in the '90s and I was sent to an institution Where upon my arrival, I introduced myself as one of the new therapists I ended up worKing there for three to four months Before I lost my mediKal license and I ended up bacK on the streets I met with the shadow man once again but, this time His shroud was evaporated and he was glowing brilliantly liKe a white wizard He led me to an ancient tomb in the subway systems of New YorK City Where a celebrity Kabal was taKing place I then proceeded to steal Poseidon's trident from the Navy SEALs And they'll never get it bacK, nor their aKcess to heaven If I grow up and get my own phrase, I can walK through walls If I grow up and get my own phrase, I can walK through walls I'm gonna find an orb with God inside of it I'm gonna eat insects and amphibians just to slow down my immune system Slowly, slowly, slowing down ☆ #lyricposting
camera did not wanna focus on this thing but i fuck heavy with it https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/94e8a1f7e68d.jpeg
[ Sssometimesss I consssider. Getting my two prominent fangsss removed. How am I sssupposssed to viciousssly hatesssnog sssomeone. With thessse horrid fucking tusssksss. Protruding from my face. ]
Ahhh. Well, if it bo+thers yo+u, there is always the 'Blo+ck' butto+n. Yo+u co+uld take o+wnership o+f yo+ur o+nline experience.

remember to hydrate. annd stretch. annd to always thinnk positive thinngs.
Thinkin' bout a new line of velvet smuppets. #nsfw

im sorry. i hope you get better soonn.
the headache is back fuuuuuuuuuuu
オナニーをするのが以前よりずっと難しくなったから、めっちゃ悲しい。どうすればいいんだ?尻尾を激しくこすりつけるのか。 #nsfw
Why Was This Behind The Toilet?
anyone fww wwaterrr
== i frew up... ==
The best part o+f having yo+ur o+wn private o+ffice, is that yo+u can lo+ck the do+o+r whenever yo+u want to+ make sure there are no+ unexpected interruptio+ns. #nsfwimplied
:3c is there Anything hAppening purrchAnce? purrhAps A purrty?
૮ ․ ․ ྀིა snare traps have all been set, now to do some hunting and chasing! Ი𐑼
a gift to the world and weird sometimes
+Pets need to play otherwise they will lack enrichment. +Hope this helps
I call for the mourning of one of my subjects. Garry the goose unfortunately did not make it out of the blast at the park today. Me and the two remaining geese will be holding a private funeral for him. Any well wishes you have in this trying time are very much appreciated.

baby no..........
Bad things happen there, bad bad things bad terrible things
Okay but be sure to avoid the park.
== i think... that would make it worse... ==

Can it be pepsi bism.o°l
== auuugghhh... machine that... brings me... pepto bismol... ==

GOD 1'M T1R3D
Mmmmm... Seeing so+meo+ne talk abo+ut being pinned do+wn and filled up keeps co+njuring very fun and distracting mental images... I'm glad I'm just wo+rking o+n the sho+ps bo+o+kkeeping, right no+w, rather than trying to+ wo+rk o+n a custo+mer... At least my o+ffice affo+rds me so+me privacy. #nsfw
c< puzzles, cOMplete... iM gONNa gO 4 a walK, tHis sHit Hurt My tHiNKpaN >c
well at least being in a weird amount of pain today has made it harder to be on my usual bullshit

you shouldnt
i frrrequently wwish that i could just once be the biggerrr fish
Unless we're talking about biggest fish larry.
Liquor? I hardly know her

smile today you did good

...i'm going to go ring jane, see what she's Up to. poor pUp.
FreakayyyY~ #suggestive
oh 6ood it ain't just me them weird suit fellers are hatin' the posts of. was worried i mi6hta made an aCtual mob an6ry or somethin'.
The Masses Yearn For The Flavordisc.

strider? i hardly knovw er! (some of em are dames)

yknovw, im not casteist, but i lowve yogurt #yogurt

okay, slumber party should be set up properly soon.
ENEMY LIST: 1. @colonelSassacre was behind the geese 2. Guy who invented not being able to buy just one egg you have to buy the whole carton 3. Whoever invented eating two spaghetti meals 4. Whoever made coffee more than a dime 5. The geese (conquered)
+i need my ex to STOP commenting on my fucking vlogs he is OBSESSED with me
+#IneedthatfishtoFRY
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/F4J7FD.PNG I REGRET TO ADMIT THIS BUT IM HAPPY FOR THE SURVIVAL OF @NORMALPUPPET. I AM NOW ON A HIT LIST DUE TO MY INACTION IN THEIR TIME OF NEED.. BUT TO BE FRANK IT WAS VERY FUNNY TO WATCH AT THE TIME.
ok the old lady is done puppeting me. im normal dog mode now. gonna be pretty busy for a while.

crocker? i hardly knowv er!
I think everyone knows by now what shit I have done so I can just be like "Yeah I killed them"
❥ Suოtiოεs Iო rεεly tεოptεd 2 dip a prong in sopor sliოε piε n havε a littlε tastε but I dont fink it ധould go vεry ധhalε!! >_< 。˚○

is anyone good at chess! 0v0"

#ooutglutgame https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOoJCHglmOos/kryqus/hhhhhh.png
>:o] || please speed y0ur my 0nly h0pe -pr1ncess le11aa (pr0bably)
youll never gueZZ what im craving again #flavordiZcluZt
☆~𖦹 My hair got tangled around my horns 𖦹~☆
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა ooh⁀new⁀blind⁀boxes⁀came⁀in! oh⁀oh⁀oh⁀these⁀are⁀the⁀ones⁀with⁀snacks! yay! yippie!!!
c< OKay, tHat ONe was bullsHit #tHepuzzlesOfdOOMdespairaNdeverytHiNguNfair >c
# Here'$ the mafia man I know! Real pie¢e of work! Haven't $eem him in a little, whi¢h i$ probably for the be$t! Between you and me, I think he wa$ a little <3< for me if ya know what I mean! Wonder how he'$ doing! # http$://media.di$¢ordapp.net/atta¢hment$/1024198171074777170/1497737972169310329/Untitled8_20260425191551.png?ex=69ee9¢af&i$=69ed4b2f&hm=0836324eaa1145d73a39b3e52beadb45b545¢573272e138711d5fa89a5d1b8e5&=&format=webp&quality=lo$$le$$&width=473&height=534 #

gosh i have. no clue how to proceed with darlin's game. i really do not understand cryptography enough to figure out how the cypher works for the first real question. that's just embarrassing.

↘️i am going to make a suggestion to you that you will likely not enjoy.↘️ ↗️BUT IT IS GOING TO INVOLVE USING YOUR HUSKDEVICE TO GET↗️ ↘️a job.↘️
from me.
@ole nderSupernov https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6e54e88fb1df.png
♤ Farewell, Free Lake Scuttlebuggy. ♤
c< Of cOurse! we lOve yOu lOts! >c
It's a bit odd... s'rry f'r pivotin' away fr'm m' wants towards this, but-- it's weird (in a good way!!) tha' a couple weeks ago I was defendin' m' old job an' what they were doin'... an' now 'm 'ere... with s' many people who like me an' genuinely want t' talk t' me... Um... thank y' guys...

in what wa7? did someone pa7 7ou to mass hate m7 (hits, or more a, i dunno, keeping up a reputation thing or what

Crime. Felonies. Misdemeanors.
I am never going to the park again.
== tummy ache... from... too much... flavor disc... in too little... time... ==

oh nOoooO who's gOnnA hAtE all my bAngErs nowww
bu2y.. you guy2 wwiill havve twwo do wwiithout me for a feww niight2..
tbh it sounds to me like chittr just cant handle an independent woman in a powerful position
c< yeaH, but, peOple OfteN 4get >c

I post about crime plenty often.
c< i tHiNK everyONe 4gOt yOu did criMes >c

Why are you all acting so shocked about a criminal presence on this site. Do I mean nothing to you people.

i (annot think of a single thing i do that an7 member of an7 organized (rime group would give even a little shit about tbh

oh trust me i'm not worried. it's also just that 7ou are alread7 hating me
W)+|y would ʇ)+|ey need an edge? ʇ)+|e governmenʇ is meanʇ ʇo proʇecʇ ʇ)+|eir ciʇizens noʇ scare ʇ)+|em inʇo being back up miliʇary for us.
borin and dull. but i bet its made your population lose its edge... food for t)(oug)(t for me.

cOUgh cOUgh owwww fuckkkk owww fUckIng owwww

cant i dUnnO how

im hErE who do yOU nEEd me to blow up AnswEr fast the bomb will go off in 60 sEcOnds
> the 2lutt1f1cat1on of ch1ttr #n2fw <
== i'm woman... ==
do you now? if t)(ats t)(e case, w)(at IS your rule like?
>[Blurry photo of a very large, very wiggly, galarian linoone. Captioned; "BUPPY"]
c< prObably, because Maybe a wOMaN will dO tHOse tHiNgs 2 yOu >c
and t)(ey call you t)(e fiendis)(? )(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a! )(ow droll...
[[She posts an image. The first thing the viewer notices are the green flames in the background, ravaging what looks to be a lowblood slum. The flames lick at the sky, starry, with a single silvery moon. The ground is covered in red, orange, yellow blood and bodies. Mostly yellow. Almost camouflaged in the blood is the figure of Jade, hunched over on all fours. Gore clings to her uniform. Her eyes cannot be seen past the green glare of her glasses, and her face is silhouetted. Her fangs, if bared, are not visible. It gives the impression of a complete lack of any emotion at all.]] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fcafc79c0033.gif (( #flashing
Okay. Okay. I've got three geese now. I took out two and the other three have made me their leader. What do I do with two goose bodies though?
(Should I just start chitting the concerning things I want a woman to do to me? #nsfw)<
Firsʇ of all. Be a benevolenʇ ruler don'ʇ cull or ʇorʇure your people. Second. I've never done any of ʇ)+|ose.
seein )(ow t)(e ot)(er forms of alternia viciously torture and brutalize t)(eir subjects is somet)(in i actively strive to pay attention to in order to continue to be t)(e literal bleedin edge of pain and torment.
If anyone ever wanted to take a quote from me and turn it into one of those motivational posters, you have my permission. By the way. #Sage #Girlboss #Wisdom - MC Oleana

Whoo is this beautiful creature

or well two of them sin(e hatebot went pit7bot mode
Mind's wanderin', but... I wanna get pinned down from b'hind an' get m' nook ravaged... @////@ #nsfw

oka7 the mafia's just hating shit to hate shit, i think. m7 three haters and none of them hate me for me. lonesome sigh
im gnan fuck the coddaddy #nsfw #joke

↘️i cannot stand him.↘️ ↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cb8f7b9fab91.png ↗️
a-fuckin-men, girl
Being liked is overrated. Being hated is what gets you cliX. #Girlboss #BusinessAdvice - MC Oleana
== i still don't... know what a human is... ==
so many fusc)(ia and tyrian bloods. rulers, mafiosos, ot)(a versions a me, t)(e w)(ole kit and kaboodle. so excitin to see t)(e endless permutations of paradox space. so many notes to take. so many ways to innovate forms of brutality ive yet to tap into. lay it all on me!
ヤッホ!> !!OmG theY hAve mY fAvORite cOlOR in this shiRt i RllY wAnted!!!!!

bo7 i bet this #outglutgame would be easier if i paid attention to those gu7s. i thought i knew the answer but nope
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 A LITTLE RASCAL, SITTIN IN MY CASTLE, ONLY DO IT BIG LIKE I'M LIVIN IN EL PASO, LASSO WRAPPED AROUND THESE BITCH'S PANTS I JUST CAN'T PICK MAN, THIS HO OR THAHAT HO? TELL ME HOW I'M GETTIN SO HOT, CREAM OF THE CROP, SIPPIN LIQUOR TILL MY LIVER GO POP, KARATE CHOPPIN THE NECK OF A COP WHILE WEARING CROCS. #bars #yungjugg #lyrics #lyricposting #substance #violence

i love humans!
dubiously acquired orphans for sale theyre fully growwn shutins wwhose dirt scrapin lusus nevver pushed out of the nest like they ought rightly do
thinking about topping bro even though he wouldnt ever let me #nsfw #incest id fuck him stupid
putting on a pair of leather fingerless gloves to choke myself with while i imagine him #incest #nsfw
my incestuous tendencies are unlimited which is to say having a threesome with hal and dirk would be so awesome #incest #nsfw
corrupting my homies with #incest on the reg
man usually all my posts are nsfw but im thinking about my brother and how i wish he would hold me and kiss me deeply and say he was proud of me and that im everything he wants and fuck man #incest
his arms were so big i just think i could build a house between those biceps if he only let me #incest
my big brother coming back to life could fix me and by fix me i mean make things so much worse all the time but maybe without an evil puppet i could kiss him on the lips #incest
i wish the callouses on my hands matched my brothers better #incest
its all oh being pathetic is hot until its a shut in who spends all day jerking off thinking about his relatives #incest #nsfw
i should probably start counting calories better (this isnt an #ed post but people are cagey around calories so ill tag that even if its actually just because i overeat a lot)
dunno how dirk handles not letting himself cum dudes fucking insane for that i would die if i couldnt jizz its part of any redblooded mans day #nsfw #incest
thinking about my big older brother on his knees in front of me as he takes my dick into his mouth and looks up at me from under his shades still dunno what his eyes would really look like but i imagine them a lot #incest #nsfw
once again imagining my brother holding me in his arms and kissing me deeply and telling me im all he ever wanted and he loves me #incest
'do you have a personality aside from wanting to fuck your brother' yeah thats what the non #incest account is for theres a reason i have two of them
i need him to touch me i would be so good for him id let him train me exactly how he needs me to be #incest #nsfw
if shit goes well i can wake up with my brother in my bed tomorrow #incest
my bad for being offline so much i was repenting but then god came down from heaven to say i have nothing to apologize for and should keep #incest posting so now im back
do you think my brother will find my awful demeanor charming or #incest
what if a big man overpowered me and also called me his little man #incest #nsfw
thinking of when i saw my bros dick when he came out of the shower #incest
crazy how dudes can beat the shit out of you and hold a sword to your throat and then ignore your hard on #incest
i know i mostly post about sex with my brother but i am still waiting for rose to football tackle me to the bed like a rabid beast and confess that she is deeply in love with me and that she changed her mind about #incest making things weird
as the president of incest chittr id just like to say thank you to the academy #incest
need my big brother to bend me over and smack my ass to punish me #incest #nsfw
need his hands on me another night of wearing my leather gloves pretending its him jerking me off #nsfw #incest
jerking it and by it i mean my dysfunctional dick #nsfw
sex idea we try costumes no no put away the leather i have something okay first this hat and then this polo shirt and we can pop the collar and then no its sexy i promise these shades pull it togeth where are you going #nsfw #incest
jerk it till your dick breaks #nsfw
block me freely fyi this is literally my alt for #incest posting and it is gonna keep happening

you beinng here is. a treat inn of itself

If you HAD to choose one quality, which one would it be? Throat Goat OR Backshots Monarch #nsfw
Something's going to happen.
they dont tell you this in badass university but flashstepping is really useful for stop-motion pictures

Sleep is f.o°r suckers
X_ILL SPIN Y∴U AR∴UND IN A CHAIR T∴ INDUCE V∴MIT, MY C∴-W∴RKERS D∴ IT T∴ PUURBEAST LUSI ALL THE TIME_
][ mean, pretty reas[]nable t[] get hungry when y[]u see a snack r][ght ][n fr[]nt []f y[]u, ]['d say.
Does rankmaid do commissions.
Sho+rt answer? Yes. Lo+ng answer? Yeeeeessssssss.
I'm Playing +he #ou+glu+game And I'm S+uck On +he Shore Riddle... Any Help? I've Figured Ou+ +he Hin+, Bu+, Uh, I+ Doesn'+ Help In +he Sligh+es+.
X_I ∴FTEN F∴RGET T∴ ASK F∴R PAYMENT FR∴M MY CLIENTS, WHEN I D∴ THEY L∴∴K AT ME WITH SUCH PANIC! FEAR N∴T I HAVE MANY A PAYMENT PLAN LINED UP AND READY_
Should I be worried if Her Imperious Condescension says she's hungry lookin' at me
hacks your cybernetics to make you fall asleep honk shoo style

K--<i dont like sleeping it makes me feel lonely
this is unironically tuff
Yep, the leaks were true https://File.garden/ZVZdv8PdJFNCIihT/Eridan.png
youre a motivation to all of us #snailmode #snailgirl
== https://images2.imgbox.com/9d/66/IKKXzRDA_o.png ==
#nsfw I don't need you for nothin' else but a warm body to sleep next to, slide into, a bit of meat to toss around. You know I do this 'cause you're just too damn cute when you're scared, baby.
ttook her tiaratop out @gutsyGumshoe's advice waiting.
thank gooooooood take him, PLEASE @prolificBloodhound
>+. WEASEL IS MINE .+<

man the organized (rime wants people to not be weird. who would have thought
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Ribbit. ]
Do the Daves like me or are the only ones that fw your boy the fucked up ones. Either way I don't care.
WAIT YOU TOO??
# Yee$h, I thought I wa$ $afe from the mob on ¢hittr! I gue$$ thi$ i$n't the $pe¢ifi¢ mob$ter I'm worried about, he wouldn't u$e ¢hittr if it ¢ame up and bit him on the ne¢k! Hopefully it won't be a problem. #
Personally, I do and then actively choose the worst option.
Some of you may benefit from engaging in active thought, actually. https://i.postimg.cc/rwWxrNYF/IMG-6474.jpg
two seconds was all you had now you take a be e><tremely normal for 5 minute penalty

sorr7, i got stu(k. i’ll be weird forever
everyone get a little weird real quick you have two seconds then stop
maybe i was harsh..the striders i know are ok.
wasted your time ><><><><><>< times up
◇amn well rig♡t we ◇o, you're pu♤♡in' on t♡e "fu♤♧♡ia ♡eir♤ w♡o u♤e mob ae♤t♡eti♧" turf you ♤tronzo.
i nearly died tonight tho im lowkey gonna jerk off and go to bed now
SMOKING THAT FUSCHIABLOOD OUTER RIM DREAM BUBBLE HORRORTERROR HASH SHE SPREAD IT AND LET ME TAKE A LITTLE SNIFF OF THAT MAHI MAHI #TROLLDRACULAFLOW #NSFW #SUBSTANCES
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა wahoo⁀hey⁀hi⁀hi⁀there⁀hello! how⁀is⁀e(V)eryone⁀doing? ⁀down⁀here! I⁀hope⁀you⁀are⁀ha(V)ing⁀a⁀wonderful⁀day! I⁀am⁀so⁀happy⁀to⁀be⁀able⁀to⁀scamper⁀about. I⁀just⁀had⁀some⁀(V)ery⁀yummy⁀pizza⁀and⁀went⁀to⁀the⁀park! yippie!
the mafia hatin my fits (fish chits) liek they rnt makin ppl SLEEP WITH THE FISHESSSS
I'm not going to be doing th★t ★t ★ll ★ctu★lly.
#grumbling

all im sayin is the REAL jane crocker aint goin dowwn in a strife against some pitiful mortal insurgents of all fuckin things #ripbozo #vvaguechit #yknowwwwhat @grimbarkGuardian #directchit #instigating

#yearning #aesthetic #nowplaying https://open.spotify.com/track/3kStUgF2mJMtlRHmri3JI2?si=3aab1dd55e3a4008 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b749e29125bf.png
DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY ADVICE. ON BEING AN ONLY CHILD.
૮ ․ ․ ྀིა why is the mafia disliking my chitts?? I'm just going about my life! Ი𐑼
SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN, CHUM. SHOULD I BRING ANY PROVISIONS OR SNACKS? I'LL PACK AN OVER NIGHT BAG AND MY GOODNIGHT CIGARS JUST IN CASE.
c< wHat a fucKeN bOtHer 2NigHt Has beeN.... wHatever, its gettiN better witH every puzzle i sOlve >c
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૮ ․ ․ ྀིა going hunting tonight! Ი𐑼
I 'ave no enemies... I think. I dinnae know if anyone 'ates me an' if so um-- 'm sorry >~<
♤ [A picture of Kismet, standing outside with a scuttlebuggy parked behind him. He's flashing a peace sign to the camera, amilimg and his hair's a little messier than usual. The hood of the scuttlebuggy is raised, and it's just possible to see the legs of the individual working on the scuttlebuggy.] ♤
its t)(e troll mafia. love t)(ose guys. gotta send t)(eir boss one of my cannolis sometime
❥ I saധ THε cutεst pair of hεεls εarliεr!! I knoധ I rεεly shouldnt, but Iო soo tεოptεd 2 go back n gεt thεო....dεsεasions dεsεasions!! ">_< 。˚○
no matter w)(ere it comes from, pain never ceases to amuse me. but t)(ats just )(ow t)(e )(ound )(owls alone in t)(e moonlig)(t sky in t)(e face of solitary pain... )(a)(a)(... )(A)(A)(A)(A)(A.... )(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A...!
THE GEESE ARE TRYING TO GET ME! I SHOULDN'T HAVE GONE TO THE POND THE GEESE THE GOOSEN
yknoww not to break my owwn arm pattin myself on the back but i think i did a pretty good job ww this trollhandle change
hi jane!! i loce you!! ,<3
>+. LOOKING AT A LINOONE.... A WEASEL .. MAYBE IT SHOULD BE *MY* WEASEL .+<
X_HELLO CHITTRLING I DO HOPE EVERYPONY IS HAPPY AND HEALTHY! DO YOU LIKE 'EVERYPONY'? I WAS TAUGHT SOME INTERNET LINGO 'OOMF'_
out in the club ill be sippin that bub but youre not gonna reach my tel-e-phone #lyrichour
I'm ★n enemy.
c< sHady iN wHat way? iN dirty busiNess? a liar? cHeat? tHief? Need MOre details >c
c< tHats........aNNOyiNg, but, MaNageable.... is tHere aNyyyytHiNg else tHat yOu caN give Me iN regards 2 a descriptiON? >c
c< ........................................ >c
Ok★y so if you look ★t the ground you'll find one.

K--<dj blow my penis up <-troll kesha
== i would need to clean if i were anticipating visitors anyway... my block is such a mess... ==
everyone SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FIND ME A LIFE PLAYER RIGHT NOW PLEASE PLEAES SHE S NTO GETTING UP
== ok... i am done gaming... i hope... nothing blew up... ==
yo how sabady gonna have a lil hatecrush on M-E of all people もう、自分なんて人扱いにもならないと思う。 #vagueposting

An ever encroachingly warm thanks to all who could make it. https://i.imgur.com/1BvFJEH.png
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Okay. OMFG. My boss lik£, actually lik£, mad£ m£ do work. UGH. UGHH!!!!!

K--<@mafiosoExtreme cmon man what did i do to you

K--<i was gonna buraispost but the weird racist dog girl appears to be going through it so idk
last nite in da fancy hideout :3 oyasumi every1!! thx 4 le followerz and luv!!!
Now what have I done to earn the ire of the mafia? Our business does not interfere with yours.
okay mister mob guy i know you didnt read that before hating it youre no speedreader go back and try again
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c5e72a788417.png Welp....my Pizza Chit has garner attention from the fucking TROLL MAFIA....If i go dark for more than two hours, assume the worst
do you think shed go for lil cal? who am i kidding what lady wouldnt mans got raw sexual charisma a mile wide. or maybe a kilometer. furlong? nautical mile? dunno why we even need to specify its over water, big whoop, you already have a boat and now youre too good for our landlubber miles? get over yourself skipper. ive seen those bigass hats you have to wear to your fancy sailor balls. ive seen the white suits. why do you always serve spaghetti during those? its just hazing is what it is.

i dont know AnyonE lIkE that. bEsidEs me and EveryonE i know.
#Songposʇing. )+|ʇʇps://music.youʇube.com/waʇc)+|?v=rQl7A5N-aqY&si=e1kFOXkKzj1od)+|cz
I plan tø end t)(e culling øf mutants by t)(e end øf t)(e next sweep.
I will need to set this up proper in a bit after I've dragged the good captain to her block, but good evening people of the site.
shes probaby just asleep ? shes lazy -from the office of ace dick detective agency
janes heut shes not vmoving osmeoen helpplease
please janes not moving please someone
it might be over https://file.garden/yamhqbgapby70p5c/chittr/uh.png
1 K1ND4 W4NT SOM3 CUDDL3S... F33L1NG LON3LY. >:/
Need a bad bitch to treat me like a dog.
hope the beautiful young thing reading this is having a great day. unless it aint a beautiful AND young thing reading this (both adjectives mandatory bee tee dubs, audience evaluations only no self diagnoses accepted). in which case get that undeserving gaze off stat or im blowin the alarm n momma didnt raise no spitter
>+. THE GODFATHER HATES MY POKEMON PREFERENCES .+<
Hmmm... That's a lo+t o+f hatred fro+m so+meo+ne I've never interacted with... O+h well.
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c< fucKs saKe, caN peOple s2p figHtiNg iN My daMN taverN? >c

which guy.
∻Any☢ne wanna c☢me t☢ my hive and like.... Eat shredded cheese ☢ut the bag and chill?∻
6otta quiCkly step away for a lil' bit! i'll be baCk soon! ^◡^
do you think her tits are hollow if i stick my hand up in there can i make em go bounce bounce like shes on a one person trampoline #bouncingonit? #nsfw
.... Since "Eri-week" is apparently a thing, can I pro+po+se we do+ so+mething like... Serket Saturdays, o+r Maryam Mo+ndays, o+r so+mething to+ help balance o+ut all o+f... that?
☆ nothing liKe some Kool sourbulb juice after absolutely roKKin out☆
C)(itGPT, )(øw dø I rule Pøstmødurnus? It's a fucking nig)(tmare.

∘☽ @colonelSassacre C-Can I help you?? ☾∘
they are starting to actually do some damage! more to the surrounding hivestems than the factory though. timmmberrrrrr!!! #terrorismlivechit
oh wow they just killed a LOT of civilians. and they say we are the bad guys! #terrorismlivechit
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https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/41/5c/b9/415cb94fd69309958a69f43d91570acd.jpg i bet this shit would fucking SLAP When your high as fuck
<3-Then-how-am-I-built-like-this?
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ your supplements are ass respectfully girl ]
<3-Darlin-can-you-tell-me-all-the-answers-if-I-give-you-my-supplements-next-time-you-come-into-the-gym?
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Working on the next update to the game, until then ... Use #outglutgame if you'd like to talk about it! And remember, be collaborative, talk to others for solutions / puzzles! ]
hmm. is it time for me to go in yet? #terrorismlivechit
Ahhh... Well, will tho+se things need to+ be do+ne, regardless? Because if so+, then yo+u may be better o+ff simply letting sleep take yo+u when it feels natural. The time will co+me and go+ at the same rate, regardless, but at least yo+u can be well rested in preparatio+n fo+r whatever it is that has yo+u so+ apprehensive.
I WANT TO. PuT OFF THINGS I WILL BE DOING. AFTER I AM ASLEEP.
Why are yo+u co+ncerned abo+ut go+ing to+ sleep, dear?
I WILL. PROBABLY BE HESITANT ABOuT SLEEPING. TONIGHT.
◌ Sometimes a meeting is terrible. It's an undeniable fact of life, but it makes the good ones that much better. Forgive me for using a bit of hyperbole. ⧂

↘️please do not make posts like this.↘️
◌ I am finally free from that meeting. I may never return to the office again. ⧂
the rumꙮrs ꙮf me trapping peꙮple's immꙮrtal sꙮuls tꙮ run in ghꙮst treadmills and generate pꙮwer thrꙮugh an "ectꙮ-battery" are false. i might start dꙮing it, thꙮugh. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ lIkE A LaYeReD SpIcEbUlB...
The thing about me, is that I'm nuanced. I contain layers.
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got it. My sleeper-cell is activated and i'm going to rip the flesh from someone Chitinous tube
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I always thought I was reasonably smart...but um. Maybe not. #outglutgame ❣︎
oh! oh there are some upstanding imperial citizens fighting back!!! okay i guess i can let it go on a LITTLE bit longer. also suffice to say the two drones already in the area have been stopping most of the damage to the factory. #terrorismlivechit
The sheer amount of noise and movemnt the last few days was driving me crazy. Leave it to the Felt to host a tea party where someone fucking dies(?), I guess. Not like it’s usualy much calmer than that, but still. It s the principle

K--<@grimbarkGuardian i have a collar stuck on me and i can t get it off i understand your struggle now
>+. I THINK I NEED TO LAY ON A SNORLAX .+<
ok nope time to save the day talk to you all when i am done killing!!!!!! <3 #terrorismlivechit
Well, I was never with this iteratio+n o+f her, so+ it's an entirely new relatio+nship.
oh man you two back to bein a thang?
I think the next bo+dy mo+dificatio+n I get do+ne will be either a new tatto+o+, o+r a piece o+f scarificatio+n via skin carving... But o+f co+urse, I'll need to+ check with Aranea, first. It is my bo+dy, and ultimately my cho+ice, but I wo+uldn't want her to+ think that I'm making decisio+ns witho+ut taking into+ co+nsideratio+n her o+wn feelings and tho+ughts.
†) PAIN7BAI7. #NSFW #NSFWE (†
O+h, that is a lo+vely series o+f bruises and impact marks... Did yo+u enjo+y the pro+cess? O+r are yo+u mo+re-so+ enjo+ying the aftermath?
#nsfw https://i.imgur.com/Z1WDKGZ.png

its pInnEd on dArlIn's chittr. AnythIng yOU hEAr AboUt me or who i'm bUddiEs with on thErE is bUllshIt, by the way.

hOooooOly shit i sOlvEd all of em hAhahaA. AlrIght mOtherfuckErs im rEAdy for yOUr next batch. god im so fUckIn smart. im gOnnA get that prIzE. and thEeeEn tAkE the pAgE down for pIssIng me off. #oUtglUtgAmE
I look forw★rd to it.
☭ our bad chief I forgot to factor that in ☭
Excellent my frienX. \ AnX before then, if we ever cross... / A Xuel. / A frienXly one. \ But a Xuel. /
I'm not very nice though
Should I ever rise to th★t level I will let you know, so you m★y ★ttempt to re★p.
☭ yeah lad its bad form all togetour tbh ☭
Bahahaha! \ My scythe against your blaXe, my frienX. /
Thinking of becoming ★ tyr★nt. Might be the move.
)+|imero. You okay? I'm a liʇʇle worried.

Never mind fell asleep for three hours, sleep schedule is fucked
૮ ․ ․ ྀིა when will someone pick me up and pail me?! #nsfw Ი𐑼
theres spanish troll clown strippers guys #nsfw xx
★★★ i don't know what the red crunchy things on my chicken katsu are but they're very tasty! the menu says pickles but this is not what i think of as a pickle! ★★★ ★★★ ...a world of infinite types of pickles... WOAH! ★★★
Actual tween between me and @dogwoodJackal https://i.pinimg.com/736x/67/3d/0e/673d0e4fd996cb1325ac32c9497eb760.jpg
alright. it's decided. i'm going to start learning how to pull off the kaiō-ken. :B it just feels like it should be possible, y'know? yeah. it's definitely possible. i'll keep y'all updated. #goals #godstuff #healthyliving
While You're On Your Knees Grovelling At The Disinterest Of Your Better, I'm In His Hive On My Knees In A Different Way. #nsfw
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Oh, I really should make my o≈n account on here, shouldn't I. Just felt it ≈as redundant ≈ith the captain making an account. I'll see you soon on my o≈n thing soon, dearies. - First Mate Val.
-=[ ii think i wwould makeagood little floaty npc tthat follows you aaround and gives you hhints about your next objective x-) hey !!! loook !!!! lol !!!!_☺]=-
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I GOT CALLED A FuCKING PuG. https://i.imgur.com/qBmAJkr.png




















































































































