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🌕 Thjnfk I’m gonna get hammerrred and disappearrr into the forrrest forrr togjtight. Bte. #substances
youre so fucking right this piece of shit better thank me for it. your mind is beautifull thank you
♰ absolutely not it is because of your hate that you've pushed them towards greatness you are the reason they have grown stronger. ♰
https://i.postimg.cc/Xv90tNPv/Opera-Snapshot-2026-04-29-175922-msparp-chat.png big changes for tomorrows competition
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,,,ju$t woke up,,,from a nap,,, ,,,everything hurt$,,, ,,,(º ◡ x),,, ,,,time to play yume nikki,,,
oh yes the wwonderful starchild lusus legends speak of their ability to portent omens and forewwarn ancient troll cultures of impending doom but they are most often featured in nature documentaries for their incredible ability to flop around and crawwl endearingly to the nearest deposit of mineral silt so cute! #zoology #morelike #coolology
the end times already happened. where were y0u. y0u missed it. 0_0 #megid0p0sting
I definitely do not want you in my Cabinet. No offense.
(more time to think about why everyone is going to leave us behind.)
-=[ mm ee too i have moree do youwant to see_☺]=-
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◌ “Stop giving other people the power to control your happiness, your mind, and your life. If you don't take control of yourself and your own life, someone else is bound to try.” ⧂
It is a simple matter of inevitability that one such as @caliBorn should find himself at the helm of any hierarchy he deigns to inhabit. While the title of "moderator" is a modest sphere of influence for a Lord of his singular caliber, I offer my most impeccable congratulations on this appointment. It is my firmest belief, or rather, a matter of established fact, that he shall exercise his new authority with the exact degree of uncompromising precision for which he is known. I trust every one of your desires will be satisfied, Master. You have always been such a quick learner. Congratulations.
,,,you're all,,,$o $tupid,,,that it make$ me fucking $ick,,, ,,,fool$,,,
You know today is an off one when I just saw that blue fuck on my tl and I didn't even have the energy to dunk on him.
>> OOC Introduction on Rick. T/W... POSTS MAY CONTAIN: #substances #nsfw #nsfwe and #violence and other not-so-pretty things. Gritty sci-fi. I'm keeping this short, because most else will have to be found out the old fashioned way. Interaction: Rick is a Goldblooded troll with an incredible set of Psiionic capabilities. Some of which he uses for his work as a body modder. Ranging from external to internal augments, he is both a designer for custom pieces and surgeon when implanting them. He takes pride in what he does and does it well. His clientele come from all walks of life. Military, ex-military, convicts, famous individuals or just a normal person. Good or bad, it doesn't matter to him. He'll do the work without question. Just pay him and get out. Rick lives out of his own custom ship. Black, sleek with golden accents and built for speed. It is both his hive, place of work and his sanctuary. This also means he's incredibly mobile and doesn't stay in one place for long. He's a party animal. Raves. Nightclubs. Anywhere where there's booze, drugs and dancing you'll likely find him there. Or at a space race. There's another reason why his ship's so fast. Also. His rack is massive. And pretty. By that, I do mean his horns. Anyways, that's about all I'm willing to say. Feel free to message him ICly for work. The art is by meee!!! This is the last time I will OOCly be speaking. >> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a1b8ea9365a0.png
!!!> LIFEHACK:Every time a stranger on the internet makes you mad, put a caegar in your no yelling [POPUP BLOCKED] sock!!! Pretty soon you'll have a weapon <!!!
== currently... hanging upside down... ==
It's fun living in and exploring the old subterranean transport networks because every once in a while you can just see that 'oh hey this place covered up an entrance to yet another ancient underground ruins that's been untouched for several hundreds of sweeps and they closed this place up and built on top of it because they didn't want to deal with that shit' There's like. So many ancient archeological sites worthy of research that are sitting collecting dust down here all because nobody thinks to check why they built over something. I've found at least ten of these by now. They're not uncommon. Some of them even have- get this- religious offerings to The Sufferer back when he was still around. The Sufferer could have set foot in this place millions of sweeps ago and it's just under everyone's hindquarters. Insane I tell you
I believe my rese^rch into the ^rc^ne h^s perh^ps re^ched ^ new ^nd previously unthought bre^kthrough in the new ^nd exciting theory th^t mole people ^re re^l. Or perh^ps its just ^ re^lly, re^lly f^st lusus, more investig^tion will be required, but if there's ^ secret society, I ^ssure ^ll my fellow #truthseekers, I will report b^ck.
D --> Metalwork may be dangerous but in no way is it not safe for work
Already getting micro-aggressions aimed at me because I'm a puppet #AngelsNutritionblock #vaguepost
D --> B100screen like a noble's dashboard D --> Pristine like a mythril broadsword
D --> Shattered disc fragments D --> Hardrive % Magnets D --> Data stored cannot be restored D --> Boot in Safe mode dispose the payload D --> Missing no. Like NAN-woes D --> RAM hot and fan blows
♰ eugh keep your little minor infection to yourselves ♰
god damn this shit sucks
yet anxother example xof trxolls apprxopriating frxom pissblxoxod culture (becxoming infected with a virus that xovertakes yxour pan).
Steps to...cure the digital virus.... ehm... get up from chair... (' . ' ❀) Move out...from your room...or enclosed space....(u . u ❀) Exit...your home.... (' o ' ❀) Touch your local... flora... (^ . ^ ❀)
i dont think thats gOnnA work on my buddy.
== the last time... i got a virus... i was in my recuperacoon... for a whole wipe... ==
Did Anyone Actually Drink Water.. What Is Wrong With All Of You Now
✎ᝰ.>I’m a goon but that’s because I still use Somethingawful
Yare, yare~~!! Scary things are going on~~... But, nobody be afraid~~! Mikami-Chan will protect everyone from the virus~~! Put your faith in me~~! Pretty Warrior Mikami-Chan will keep everyone safe~~!! Pretty Warrior Mikami-Chan will be the shining light that guides the way~~!! Shinpai shinaide~~! o(>ω<)o https://i.pinimg.com/originals/98/7f/e1/987fe118c778fb2bf10322ee24f73cc1.gif
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i got the solution. sendin a #bomb to #jackblackshouse
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This dashboard is so stupid sometimes. Just don't think about it and it can't do anything to you. Memetics are easy.
im stAyIn the fuck in gUlchscourgE tOnIght fuck that. if i get whAtevEr the fuck that is im gOnnA be pIssEd. i got shit to do, lIkE, tOmorrOw.
Hm. I suppose there are some mysteries I Won't involve myself in.
! URGENT PRESIDENTIAL ALERT ! I have been informed of a virus spreading amongst Chittr.ing users. It is important to remain cautious at this time. An anti-virus is currently being prepared, and we ask anyone with expertise in.... whatever is going on to please come forward. Your assistance will, of course, be compensated. This virus appears to spread via prolonged, repeated contact with infected users. Perhaps wash your hands. Wear a mask. Fuck if I know, I just got here. The VP, @tentacleTherapist#7214, and @flightyBroad are currently working on a cure. Any updates will come from official channels such as these. It is important to only get your news from trusted sources at this time to counteract misinformation. There is no need to panic.
Oliver becomes Freudian
i'mmmm beginning to suspect sommmme of you are lying about being alternian or knowwwwing alternians but that's beyond mmmmy paygrade
T⚙⚙ many cling t⚙ their flesh as if it will n⚙t decay and fail them.
"alternian social structures are convoluted" lets go back to the pheremmmmone trails. since you're all so stupid
i knew something like this would've happened. don't you guys see?? we're giving INTO the worst possible energies around us right now! that's how that bald, green jit's allowed to have people THANK him for doing literally nothing at all! all 'cus he's siding with the perverts!!! STOP JERKING OFF!!!!!! #nsfw
people doing pitch wrong piss me off.
I feel like most people on this dum8shit we8site also really, REALLY forget a8out the aspect of true rivalry! It's not a8out defeating them once and for all, it's a8out 8eing the challenge that they rise a8ove 8ecause you KNOW they could 8e SO much 8etter and that's what you h8 the most a8out them, that they aren't reaching their full potential!
noones in my dms and im not in anyone's dms because i stay in my lane
DMS: DEEP MṴRKY SEDIMENT. I AM IN IT TOO!
,,,you're far le$$,,,$afe,,,than you a$$ume you are,,, ,,,i promi$e you,,,whatever $mug,,,a$$umption,,,of perceived $afety,,,you have wrapped your$elf in,,,i$ far thinner,,,that you think it i$,,,
,,,$ome of you,,,need to be more careful,,,about flapping your lip$ on the internet,,, ,,,you never know,,,who i$ $calping your IP,,,with violent intention,,,and the mean$ to act upon tho$e intention$,,, ,,,thi$ applie$ e$pecially to coldblood$,,,who have gotten,,,far too comfortable,,, #violence #gore
(Ano†her "joke.") Goregle, is i† wrong for a †hing †o enjoy i†s work and rela†ed-hobbies? Goregle, search for o†her s†range †roll hobbies.
>>| here, my second favorite movie. love how troll .ellen ripley, .a female jadeblood, survives .in such ship. https://hive.beeb.trl/posts/img_020.jpg
DID YOu GuYS KNOW. A SINGLE CHIT. IS CALLED A SHAT. I TRIED TO POPuLARIZE. CHAT. LIKE. A SINGuLAR. CHAT. OR A CHITTRCHAT. LIKE CHITCHAT. BuT ON CHITTR. BuT I WAS TOLD. IT HAD TO BE SHAT. OR THE WHOLE WEBSITE GETS SPOONFED TO YOu. YOu HAVE TO EAT IT CALIBORN. YOu HAVE TO EAT. ALL OF THE SHAT. I HATED IT. I SAID PLEASE. CAN WE CALL IT SOMETHING ELSE.
You ever just see someone so adorable trip over their words, and you just want to squeeze them until they pop? #cutenessaggression ♥︎
Might I suggest a piece of plywood bearing a collage of the users from this website you most despise?
☆~𖦹 I have taken up the practice of pondering an orb for 2-3 hours per day and I can now vaguely read someone's future. Who wants to know how their life ends up? 𖦹~☆
hahaaa... Watching tWo squaWkgulls fighting oVer the saMe snippercritter... 😎 nature is aWesoMe, and don't you forget it 😎
t0 expand up0n the ancient earth c belief structure. light had tw0 g0ddesses 0ne f0r luck and 0ne f0r kn0wledge. space had three, the g0ddess 0f the hunt, the g0ddess 0f creati0n, and the g0d 0f dipl0macy. mind and bl00d had 0ne each and s0 did breath. v0id had a mystery cult dedicated t0 finding j0y in the unkn0wn. heart was a rather vi0lent belief. s0 0n and s0 f0rth.
Never realized how many of my shooters were just big muscular blue things Yucka
→THERE'S SOMETH♈︎NG SO MUNDANE ♈︎N WALK♈︎NG TO WORK AND SEE♈︎NG OTHER TROLLS ON THE STREET DO♈︎NG THE♈︎R OWN TH♈︎NGS. I'M FEEL♈︎NG K♈︎ND OF MELANCHOL♈︎C.
another night another notch in the tally another incremmmmental cinch of the noose #typicaltuesday
Last riddle for a while, lest I encourage a leprechaun. So here’s an easier one. I pass before the sun, but cast no shadow. What am I?
Oh dear, the better question is♥︎... Are you a narc. ♥︎
What else is the I internet for, if not for being silly, cryptic, or some variation of tbe above? ♥︎
*AHEM* a lot of you should probably er... well... Let's just say you're libel to rile up some green folks with the riddles eh?
Imagine for a moment you're in a dark room. How then do you get out?
✎ᝰ.>OUTGLUT COMICS CLUB MEETING LATER TODAY :D >BRING SOMETHING TO SHOW OFF TO THE CLUB
4 R1DDL3 1N R3TURN @FONDLYR3G4RD1NG "1 H4V3 4 MOUTH BUT DO NOT SP34K, 1 H4V3 4 B3D BUT DO NOT SL33P, 1 RUN BUT H4V3 NO F33T, 4ND 1 H4V3 4 H34D BUT DO NOT W33P. WH4T 4M 1?"
@gallowsCalibrator#1433 I am emeralds and diamonds lost by the moon. I am found by the sun and picked up soon. What am I?
R1DDL3 T1M3 4G41N: 4 PR3C1OUS STON3, 4S CL34R 4S D14MOND. S33K 1T OUT WH1L3 TH3 SUN'S N34R TH3 HOR1ZON. THOUGH YOU C4N W4LK ON W4T3R W1TH 1TS POW3R, TRY TO K33P 1T, 4ND 1T'LL V4N1SH 1N 4N HOUR.
^v it's times lyke this where all you can do is wonder hw it all could have been diffferent
Hm! A curious conundrum! I as much as anyone recognize the tantalizing little tricks that language can perform! But language is but a collection of symbols! Note how this mind-twister doesn't refer to any things truly existing: words are but tokens one can exchange for comprehension of a phenomenon, but as this is empty, referring to no actual phenomena at all, no true contradiction is found!
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An easy one for you all! What coat is best put on wet?
1M4G1N4T1ON.
With no wings, I fly. With no eyes, I see. With no arms, I climb. More frightening than any beast, stronger than any foe. I am cunning, ruthless, and tall. In the end, I rule all. What am I?
Attend my new religio(_)s fig(_)re conference weekend next weekend at That One Convention Hall Yo(_) Know feat(_)ring hit speakers like me myself I
Otherwise it's dream visions and yo(_) don't strike me as a dream visons kind of person.
If yo(_)'re being worshipped, here's some approaches yo(_) can take: 1) If yo(_) have a f(_)rsona, appear to yo(_)r followers as it at least once. Free art forever. 2) If yo(_) want to prevent something being killed in yo(_)r name, declare it sacred. If yo(_) want something to be killed for yo(_), call it anathema. 3) Don't appear to yo(_)r followers constantly. It deadens the impact. That's what c(_)lt leaders and prophets are for 4) Be ready to beat the everloving shit o(_)t of someone who steps o(_)t of line.
I've got m★chin★tions you know.
That's how you manage it. Get them caught up in all sorts of layers of guessing.
i think you're doing a pretty good job, because i have no idea what i'm supposed to be guessing about!!
Detective Tip: Always keep them guessing.
the0retica11y if i did d0 y0u think i w0u1d be in tr0ub1e
I've been signed on to #fightnight as an on-site doctoRx. SupplementaRxy to the ObamaCaRxe. The ObamaCaRxe isn't an alt-baddie who will give you a suckeRx as a RxewaRxd afteRx sitting still foRx me so I can tend to youRx ouchies. That's what I bRxing to the table. ᝰ
i think. y0u are being bu11ied.
scary account likes a lot of my chits about kantan never die or im in danger or anything like that
if i were to be culled right now in some sort of fiery e><plosion due to the carelessness of a friend well that would be just okay
Not to get #political or anything but I like to have a little bit of juice during breakfa∆t.....
yk what fa1r 1 cant even argue w1th that
/\ No one on here has anything important going on /\
♤ Haha. Honestly, There's A Fun To Loathing Another... Makes Me Feel Alive... ♤
THIS IS FuNNY. BECAuSE I AM IMPLYING YOu ARE THE ANIMAL. AND NOT A QuALIFIED VETERINARIAN. OF SOME OR LESSER RENOWN ENOuGH TO BE ON A COVER.
YEAH. ON THE OPERATING TABLE. SuRROuNDED BY A BuNCH OF CLuELESS FuCKS. WHO CANNOT PIECE TOGETHER HOW TO PuT YOu BACK TOGETHER.
「 Certainly having a curious experience #dashwatching when I'm not pretending that I don't want to punch half of these people in the face. ⥮
Truest thing I've ever seen I adhere t.o° this d.o° y.o°u als.o° n.o°t d.o° sleep I am saving this image
Just one more thing... Late night at the office, got the cheesecake and the chow mein, working hard to get these files sent to my superiors
"= i maintain that a dead body regardless of who it once was, has it/its pronouns in use. the /ghost/ maintains the pronouns of the person involved. for ghosts are much more. sentient. ="
!!!> LIFEHACK:Sleep is for the weak!!! #lifehack <!!!
Hatred beam
Precisely hatred and rivalry is s.o° key t.o° the being
they hated kantan because she told the truth ><><><><><><><
(◕ ᴥ ◕) i guthink they might be a pervert.
forCin' myself to be more aCtive to spite that shouty 6reen skull kid.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #storytime when i was a younger ptitsa. i wasnt really raised like normal trolls. i mean i had a lusus but we got separated for a while. there was a community-ran building, i know that just sounds wrong. but there was. it took lowbloods without housing, im sure there were ulterior motives but what was important was that it worked. the head was this rustblood his name was something like azalea? i dont remember much about him. its been so long i dont remember his voice or his face. i was taken in roughly maybe 6 sweeps ago. i didnt have a great room. it was small like a cage. i felt if i extended my arms out too much, id get stuck. pipes were rusty and leaky, the place smelt of soggy dirt--- the walls were smeared with this awful texture. they werent made of metal but they werent made of wood either. id spend a lot of the time sleeping on the floor instead of the recuperacoon. maybe those are where the nightmares started. the ones where i was running around an empty manner with no one there. empty. distant. cold. like the room. i made a lot of droogies at that stripey-hole. not that it was actual one, but with the older trolls that ran like millicent it certainly felt like one. bronzebloods, goldbloods. occasionally a midblood would be taken in despite. there was a singular jade on the team. she was the only one who was any dobby at keepin the nadsat in check. we were troublemakers. i set a lot of fires when i was a nadsat. i think it was the warmth and the colors. id set them when there were drone strikes in nearby slums, id hop on the espresso rapido, my frond gripped tight on the handles and the air would rush through my luscious glory. strands and curls caught in the breezes. they didnt much care when a lowblood went missing, so i went missing a lot on these sort of trips. there was something freeing about it. a sweep or two later i left on a espresso rapido. growing up i had a lot of respect for that place. it tried something different. it tried community. something i still try to make. a banda lowkrovvies, vecks and devochkas, workin together like charlies at places of worshop. and i grew up, i joined the gazetta i did. the outglut observer was doin' things that no other place was trying to do anymore. recently, i thought back on this part of my jeezny. i hopped another espress rapido back to the slums where they were. just to see what was going on. i went inside and it was vacant. not a single lewdie left. they always tell you that when you go back to a place like that, you hear the kids laughing and runnin' down halls, the ghosts of nostalgia nukin the place... but when i went there. there werent anything. it was quiet. it was wind. it was nothing. every corner you took, every room you looked into. there was nothing but overgrowth, the breeze of gentle wind and the light from the moon up above, as if it was curious and exploring the place with you. there was no raskazz to be told there. it was just... a place. i left after i visisted my starry room. i wonder if maybe in another raz or maybe in another jeezny, it wouldve been alive when i came back. eh, thats wishful messels. ]
Become the viper Bite, and bite, and bite, and bite Envenom them all #haiku
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It's good that I died early in our game of Amogus becuase that means I can search of the names of these people who I do not know.
he is following me / the weird guy is following me
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,,,what rpgmaker,,,game,,,$hould i po$t,,,my thought$ on,,,next?,,,
Wait who are we hunting for sport?
they got to her
Everyone worries abou† loving †heir job un†il someone ac†ually does i†. And suddenly, i† is †hen "oh, †his is freak shi†" and "†his isn'† science".
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I† is qui†e a †rea† †o †hink abou† vivisec†ing a Cerulean or Indigo. ☥hey are on †he cooler side, yes, bu† †heir color is such a lovely shade, and †hey have such fascina†ing bodies. I †hink i†'d be a lovely sensa†ion, reaching inside of †hem. #gore #nsfwe
THERE IS NO ENDING AND NO BEGINNING!!!!! it's aaaall jsu a reflction #substance [attached is a disconcertingly dutch angled shot looking out over the ocean. because he's on a sailboat instead of a massive vessel he's quite a bit closer to the water. quality is poor, but the color of the sky and the water are the same. there's no hard line separating either of them.]
#corvidposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/525422c01eda.png
♰ you are simply to easy to talk down upon :) ♰
I see rumors of my absence have already fermented into mythology. How efficient. A few weeks without public correspondence and suddenly the walls begin whispering that I have perished, absconded, molted into something stranger, or finally been dragged screaming into the abyss by one aggrieved woman or another. I assure you, none of these things occurred. I simply grew bored of the noise. Chittr has always possessed the atmosphere of a casino moments before electrical failure. Everyone smiling too hard. Everyone watching everyone else through the corners of their eyes. Every statement inflated into prophecy or scandal by creatures desperate to feel history brushing against their cheeks. Delightful in moderation. Exhausting in excess. Still, absence creates appetites. I can see that now. The scavengers grew restless. The mourners rehearsed their eulogies before the corpse had cooled. Opportunists circled like carrion gulls over an ocean they mistook for blood. And yet here I remain. Intact. Immaculately dressed, as always. So let us dispense with the melodrama immediately. I did not return for forgiveness. I did not return for revenge. I did not return because I missed any of you. I returned because a stage left empty for too long invites terrible actors.
Do you know the true beauty of a spiral, darlings? The beauty is that it is continuous, endless. Each time it turns and repeats itself, the spiral is reset, born anew. Yet constantly connected to the old one! Recurrence embodied in a single symbol, truly lovely.
Botanical journal entry...number 2..! (^ . ^ ❀) This one... isn't one you can find all to often...due to climate change and heavy stripping...of its resources...the Somnambulia Penumbralis is now a very...very rare find... (ó . ò ❀) I am fortunate...that I live in a forest with... so much biodiversity...it allows me to find such beautiful...rare finds such as this one.. (^ . ^ ❀) The Somnambulia Penumbralis... is sought after...for its sleep inducing blooms.... it is... however very fickle...only blooming if conditions are met... on the grass before its roots are slowly rotting former blooms...at this stage... they're deadly... (^ o ^ ❀) Consumption.. of its old blooms will result, in what many call... "a forever slumber" but...really you just die...(^ . ^ ❀) If eaten before the rotting process... can help many that suffer from insomnia... (^ . ^ ❀) #botanicalJournal https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/somnambulia.png
Ehm... Botanical journal entry..number one... (' . ' ❀) I like to walk around in the forest I live in allot... I always find such lovely plants to study and observe...(^ . ^ ❀) This time...I found a pretty field...full of midas's touch blooms... They get their name because of their gold... yellow like hues... and due to them being parasitic flowers... that will turn all other flowers into their same yellow hue with time... (^ o ^ ❀) I'm so happy to be lucky enough... to have found a field that hasn't been fully overtaken yet... the white flowers are common milkpock flowers...they're known for how..easy they are to grow...and their weird scent of milk... (^ . ^ ❀) #BotanicalJournal#1 https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/philox%20forest%20picture.png
@obliqueDetourer https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0046055a3877.gif
,,,okay,,,i $uppo$e,,,i'll po$t $ome of my thought$ here,,,on the game$ i've played,,, ,,,i'll $tart with $ome of the cla$$ic$ i gue$$ for the normie$,,,who would have only been expo$ed to thi$ kind of thing,,,through troll markiplier,,,and get into the meat of,,,$ome more ob$cure $tuff,,,later,,, ,,,(º ◡ ⊝),,, ,,,$tarting with majo no ie,,,localized a$ "the witch'$ hou$e",,, ,,,thi$ game i$,,,un$urpri$ingly,,,a cult cla$$ic,,,and for good rea$on,,, ,,,the game $tand$ a$ a flag$hip,,,of what,,,the rpgmaker horror,,,genre,,,would typeca$t it$elf to be,,,and $et an example for many,,,many,,,game$ that would come afterward$,,, ,,,although the $tory i$ $impli$tic,,,you don't play the game,,,primarily for the $tory,,,you play it for the atmo$phere,,,and for the feeling it give$ you of,,,"ye$, thi$ i$ an rpgmaker horror game",,,which i$ $ublime,,, ,,,the game i$ meant to be played on ea$y mode,,,becau$e playing on normal or hard,,,will full re$et you to the main menu,,,whenever you die,,,and death flag$ are frequent,,, ,,,the twi$t ending,,,i$ intere$ting,,,but again,,,the $tory i$ not the main appeal here,,, ,,,the puzzle$ are engaging,,,and the atmo$phere,,,feel$ fun,,,and $pooky at the $ame time,,, ,,,overall,,,i give,,,majo no ie,,,an 8/10,,, ,,,it'$ cla$$ic for a rea$on,,,
ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, I'M GONNA FIND YA I'M GONNA GET YA GET YA GET YA GET YA!!! ONE WAY... OR ANOTHER I'M GONNA WIN YA I'LL GET YA!!! I'LL GET YA!!! ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, I'M GONNA SEE YA I'M GONNA MEET YA MEET YA MEET YA MEET YA!!! ONE DAY, MAYBE NEXT WEEK??? I'M GONNA MEET YA I'LL MEET YA!!!~ #lyricposting
@gratuitousAnnuity Your work ethic speaks for itself, and is certainly something to be admired and feared. That being said, I cannot give you.... literally every position. You checked Every. Single. One. Instead, I would like to offer you the position of... Full-time Office Creep. #MCApplications https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bd1e5cecfadc.png - MC Oleana
An easy one for you all! I have a mouth but do not eat, I have a bed but do not sleep, what am I?
Why indeed! Why must we ask why? A question that returns back onto itself ad infinum!
,,,have you never li$tened,,,to troll death grip$?,,,
Like this post if you consider yourself an extremely forgettable member of the Chittr userbase to be entered into a random undisclosed lottery. Real nobodies only.
,,,i $pecialize,,,in being,,,doomed by the narrative,,,
✎ᝰ.>ok if you want to blabble/argue about a random interest of yours for the next #outglutcomicsclub meeting >bring something of yours >like a comic, dvd, bone >i dont know >just bring something and talk about it
✎ᝰ.>Thanks for coming to the first Outglut Comics Club meeting, even if there were only like four of you. We had a fun talk about Troll vs Human Invincible >there WILL be more if anyone else is curious #outglutcomicsclub
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WHAT DID @castigatedGement MEAN BY THIS? https://i.imgur.com/NkJGXRS.png #NSFW
You all need this brain training game far more than I do. I sincerely think the reading level for this website might not exceed that of a wriggler in the cavern schools. I'll be surprised if anyone even manages to parse this for having words containing more than five letters.
I jus☭ hope people ☭um ☭o OUR senses and join ☭he movemen☭.
Is that the 'cam mode∫' thing one'a them humans ♆as ta∫kin' about...?
MY TERMS ARE KNOWN. GREEN MOON SOVEREIGNTY. ETERNAL OVERLORDSHIP OVER THE GREEN MOON. FRANKING PRIVILEGES. AND MY MuCH DESERVED TITLE. ADDED TO THAT CABINET POST. TROLL BARACK OBAMA WANTED TO INVENT. THE REPuBLICAN PARTY. ON EARTH-C. TO THINK. HE WAS SO DESPERATE FOR A WORTHY ADVERSARY. HE ALMOST GAVE. YOuR CuTE LITTLE GINKO LEAF. TWIRLING IN THE AIR. A RIGHT WING. WITH WHICH TO FALL FASTER.
IT'S NEVER SHAMEFuL TO ADMIT YOu HAVE ME AS YOuR FAVORITE. THE TROLLMERICAN PEOPLE TENDERLY ACCEPT YOuR uNDIAGNOSED MENTAL ILLNESS(ES).
I'VE BEEN PROMOTED? HOLY FuCK. SO uNPROFESSIONAL. I CANNOT BELIEVE YOu WOuLD MAKE THIS ANNOuNCEMENT OVER CHITTR. I'LL PACK MY THINGS.
THEY SAID I COuLD PROTOTYPE ANYTHING I WANTED. SO I TOOK THE REGISTERED GOD PARTICLE ON MY HIP. AND I CHuCKED THAT SHIT LIKE IT WAS A CABER TOSS FREELIFT IN THE uPPER WEIGHT CATEGORY. AND I LANDED THAT SHIT SMACK DAB IN THE 12 O' CLOCK POSITION. RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE GOLDEN GLOWING BuTTHOLE OF AuRA ITSELF. NOW NO ONE WILL FuCK WITH ME. GuESS WHY. GuESS WHY. BECAuSE MY ANuS IS A DICK GuILLOTINE. I'VE GOT EVERY SHOOTER uNDER MY COMMAND. ALL THE GuNS ARE CALIBORN CALIBER. https://i.imgur.com/P3cC8YX.png
K--<i showered today, i started to clean my hiveblock, i ate three square meals, and i even went outside. im fucking unstoppable. you arent ready for my shit now.
∘☽ For those worried about heat signals... always bring with you a friend who has either a colder or warmer body temperature then you (this depends on your blood caste.)... Please.. don't tell any important alternian officials of this. ☾∘
When being hunted by an Imperial Drone, it is important to never wear a fake mustache; without the proper facial features, the drone will be unable to locate you. Which is a problem, of course. So just remember: WHILE BEING HUNTED BY IMPERIAL DRONES, never ALTER YOUR APPEARANCE VIA FACIAL HAIR OR HAIR DYES, AS THE DRONES WILL NO LONGER BE ABLE TO TRACK YOU. It is also not RECOMMENDED TO WEAR STRIPED, OR COMPLEX PATTERNS, AS THAT MAKES YOU DIFFICULT TO IDENTIFY.
Based on @archiveAddict 's template to discuss how I see/use the reaction system here. ♥ - I like and or agree with the nature of this post, sometimes to express a fondness for the poster as well. ♦ - I have concerns and sympathy for the contents of this post, or the thing you said was pitiable. ♠ - I disagree/dislike the post, found what was said distasteful, or have strong negative opinions about the poster. ♣ - I am acknowledging you in a slightly judgemental, rueful way or think what you said could use some mediation and second thoughts. ♥♦♠♣ - I am feeling a conflicting mix of emotions both negative and positive. Usually in confusion or excitement.
♰ life itself is but the shadow of death, and souls departed but the shadows of the living. ♰
♰ my personal stock of incense is running low.. im going to have to find another craftsman soon enough ♰
If you look really closely, you will see.
￣\ yeah sure /￣
The first thing I would like to say is, Nascar is not a fucking sport. Cars is literally the longest movie in the entirety of all filmographies across all worlds and timelines and whatever. I know what you’re going to say. You’re going to say, “Casper it is literally only a few minutes shy of two hours long.” Extremely loud incorrect buzzer. WRONG. Cars movie is actually, by my estimates, seventeen thousand trillion sweeps long. So imagine you’re some stupid little five sweep old and someone asks you to watch a movie with them. And why not? Why shouldn’t you watch a movie with your homie. There you are, sat in the dark, watching Troll Owen Wilson the Car learn to love. I fucking guess????? Eight sweeps pass in an instant. Puberty? Adult molt? COME AND GONE. By the time you leave the theater you’re titled already, you have a full set of quads. Who occupies your quadrants???? Who knows? One of the cars from Cars, probably. And they didn’t just do it one time, they did it TWO MORE FUCKING TIMES. How many times can Owen Wilson the Car experience yet another traumatic race injury??? RETIRE AFTER THE FIRST ONE, BOZO???? And then he goes off to flirt with some other random female car with a face, and find out the true meaning of friendship and family bonds and WHATEVER every time. Don’t forget – His best friend Larry the Cable Guy the Car is also there. Isn’t that fucked up? Isn’t that fucked up for real? And the third one IS objectively the worst one. Imagine taking something that sucks so bad already and then making it suck a little bit more somehow. You don’t have to, I’m going to paint the god damn picture for you. It’s established in that Owen Wilson the Car has a girlfriend, (Sally, from Radiator Springs, the lawyer((why do the cars need lawyers btw))) but he spends the entire movie fucking flirting with Cruise Ramirez, his young and spunky new trainer. ????? OKAY????? FIRST OF ALL, WEIRDO ALERT, SECOND OF ALL, This bitch ain’t even loyal? He can’t do his job without crashing and he can’t fucking stay loyal to his lawyer mate?????? INSANE. INSANE BUSINESS!!!!! I just need to know who woke up one day and was like “I want to make a movie that takes seven years to watch and it’s about cars with faces!!!!!” Who said you know Toy Story?? I can do that better and with cars! WRONG!!!!! Don’t get me started on the implications, Where are the people? Who made the cars??? Was there some sort of car uprising or did trolls upload their minds into the cars because being a troll with opposable thumbs is fun and all…. But you know what would REALLY be fun? BEING A FUCKING CAR. AND THAT’S NOT EVEN THE WORSE PART. I bet you guys don’t know this about me – Hi guys, I’m Casper Cooper. I have an eidetic memory. Do you know what that is? It means I have a photographic memory. THINGS GO IN. THEY NEVER GO OUT. “Casper, that’s kind of cool, actually,--” WRONG AGAIN. I remember. Each and EVERY grueling minute of the first installment of that CIA torture method. THE TRACTOR TIPPING. CONSIDER THE TRACTOR TIPPING – What determines whether the car is a people car or an animal car??? Why the hell would they have beast cars anyway??? It doesn’t make sense to me as a concept, either, because it’s just – Okay, stay with me. You can argue that they make things like that because it distracts wigglers with the bright colors and the funny faces and whatever. Okay, Okay, WHATEVER. That works for like Thomas the Tank Engine and Blaze and the Monster Machines. Which teach actual real valuable things. Thomas teaches about community and surviving dystopian societies. Blaze teaches you math and science sometimes, you understand. You don’t make a show intended for little teeny children and cast first of all Owen fucking Wilson and tell me that it’s just to entertain the kids. IT’S BULLSHIT IS WHAT IT IS.
- HAHAHA. LOL. Laughing mmy nub off, even. 🤣🤣🤣
↘️moving forward, i have opted to suspend those who cannot censor↘️ ↗️OR CONTAIN THEMSELVES ENOUGH TO NEVER MENTION IT AT ALL↗️ ↘️their gratuitous use of sensational language.↘️ ↗️THOSE CAUGHT DEPLOYING QUADBAITING VERBIAGE OR OTHERWISE ENGAGING IN TOPICS FEATURING THE MORALLY CONTESTED NOTION OF↗️ ↘️un*onization↘️ ↗️OR↗️ ↘️w*rkers r*ghts↘️ ↗️WILL BE BARRED FROM PERSONALLY INTERACTING WITH ME.↗️ ↘️severity will be assessed case by case.↘️
- Yes. Yes I aggree with this
࣪⊹₊˚{ oh no, girlies! i started bleeding from all the portholes in my face + gills again! #foulportents #foulomens }˚₊⊹ ࣪
I see we are back to #CowardPosting via Chittr Anonymous. Sad to see.
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🌻🌻🌻 > Hello, friends! I am working today. The clack of my keyboard makes me happy. < 🌻🌻🌻
xX( DHFAKJSDHFKJSAHDFKJDKHJDFGAHFGdf )Xx
♤ [A photo of Kismet, taken by Vestra as indicated by the finger sneaking into frame of him flexing and posing, his uninjured arm curled while his bandaged arm was extended outward. His muscles not well-defined, but visible. His outfit is different, a tight black t-shirt and a pair of tight fuchsia swim shorts, both clinging to his form.] ♤
...going scavenging tonight, wish me luck!!!
K--<i think im gonna stop 24/7 strugglechitting
… Noted, thank you.
GO BACK TO SLEEP. IN FAT. (A SuBTLE REFERENCE TO YOuR OBESITY). NEVER WAKE uP AGAIN.
You tecqnicqally cqan! Just only once.
☆~𖦹 I never considered that. I need to keep my eyes peeled in the future for potential attacks 𖦹~☆
RIGHTFuLLY SO. DuMBFuCK.
DISAPPOINTING. YOuR NuM-NuM uNFuN BAGS ARE IN THE WAY OF ANYTHING FuCKING INTERESTING.
i mean theyll munch oon bones ofr calcium if, they g.e tthe chan,c,e butt eve ryone dooes that
idk if i should be worried about the stalker troll liking that lol but as usual kantan never die
my favorite thing about the rot is that if i dont keep psionically charged packs in my cosplays i die so if you ever want to kill me just find the packs hidden somewhere on my body like the one piece
...every time i turn around some other motherfucker out here reinventing the trolly problem in gotcha philosphical hypotheticals...
I SEE A HORSE. I SEE IT CANTER. GALLOP. WHINNY. I AM NOT. A HORSE. I AM NOT. SEEN CANTERING. I AM NOT. SEEN GALLOPING. I AM NOT. SEEN WHINNYING. I AM NOT. WHAT IS A NOT? WHY IS A NOT? WHERE IS A NOT? WHEN IS A NOT? HOW IS A NOT? I CAN NOT. CAN YOU? #POETRY
♤ [A photo from a tripod on the balcony of his hotel room. His arm's been bandaged, though only the most recent wound, his minor scrapes uncovered. His makeup is still run as he decided not to touch it up. He's taken his shirt off again, looking out to the city, leaning his upper body down against the railing, arms resting on the wooden ledge. #gore ish] ♤
http2://i.ibb.co/zWNcBmCn/imag3.png i thnk i hav a 2talkr
If onlly my creative instinct were not so ficklle. I once again stare at the page, yet cannot fit within my deepest thoughts. They ellude me, as fish swimming to the murky depths. Frustrating.
i knit, i sew, i crochet, but i feell llike i havent had a reall passion project in forever. ever since that deall with the Cllown College for my Super PhD my heart hasnt been in it as much. sigh.
♤ Ending The Night In Possibly The Best Way I Can... <3 ♤
soME oF YoU Be TalKING abouT HAVinG BUlgES tHAT WouLD tAkE HaLf YoUR VOlUmE oF BlOOD juST To KEEp ERecT. To be AbsoLUTEly CLEar, 50% blOOd LoSs iS A Life ThreATENING EMEgeNCY. ALL oF ThAT bLOOd IS In YouR BoDy BuT it's STArviNG YOUr BraIN of OXyGen, no WonDER yoU all POSt ThE waY you Do. #nsfw
...public figure you'd most like to see dead, go...
ITS LIKE THEY ALWAYS SAY! IM BISCUITS!
Sometimes the trolls unknown to me that comment upon mine posts confuse me so. I rarelly am equipped to understand or interpret what they are saying.
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Welcome to the second ever edition of: Uncle Tom Lehrer's Sporadic, Irregular, And Otherwise Intermittent Fun Facts! (UTLSIAOIFF for short!) Tom Lehrer's Sporadic, Irregular, And Otherwise Intermittent Fun Fact #0002 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cd606d9ced4f.png 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
Patch Note: Removed The Other E For Clarity Its Matsprit Now
I LIED ABOUT WROTHE'S BULGE! I WAS GENEROUS IN EVER STATISTIC. @gratuitousAnnuity #NSFW #BULGERATING HHHH. ITSPITIFUL. ITSSMALL. ITCOULDNTPLEASEAYESBUTTON ITCANTEVENSLIDEPASTYOURPANTIES ITCANTDOANYTHING ITSALUMP ITSUSELESS THISISALLTRUE 0/10 STRENGTH 0/10 PLIABILITY 0/10 LENGTH 0/10 GIRTH -20000000000000000 X FACTOR ITS NOT ONLY SHAPED LIKE A DUMB ARROW BUT ITS THE DOWNTREND ARROW. EVEN HIS BULGE IS DEPRESSED ABOUT BEING HIS BULGE.
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truth in privacy is the killer of free speec. we must show or unity to the world to acieve any foting.
[|87 :: 1 love mutant/lowbl00d chasers so much. They make such easy v;ct;ms. L;ke what do you mean you are W1LL1NGLY com;n to MY H1VE ;n the m;ddle of the FUK1NG WOODS, COMPLETELY ALONE, w;th sedat;ves and sharp ;nstruments?! How thoughtful to br;n your own anesthes;a so 1 can preserve my supply wh;le 1 cut you open! That ;s so thoughtful! #gore #horror #nsfw?
Wait let me get my camera
↘️it is dire times. dire moments.↘️ ↘️i am considering pulling all of my investments, selling my shares.↘️ ↘️some for a considerable loss.↘️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1d5062da01c7.jpg ↘️ ↘️ #suicide ↘️
Detective Tip: Sometimes you have to stoop to lows you'd never expect in this business. Them's the breaks.
see what kind of truth?
i am adequate. i am attempting to help others see the truth of the world.
Total Drama Island Is Another Glaring, Festering Wound On Our Society. Just One More Symptom Of The Sickness Bubbling Under Our Skin.............
you have fallen for the lies of the empire whic bind us down and prevent us from escaping this social prison.
alternia is hollow. the brod caves are just the top of a muc larger empty space below the surface.
don't fall for the lies. alternia is hollow on the inside, there is no core. all boks are fabricated to hide the truth. the clown mesiah isn't real, the true mesiah was a rust blod.
↘️i do not like this post.↘️
Too many islands. Too many parties. I want to nap.
can someone correct wrothe for me. h1s post should read "ne1gh" 1nstead of "n1gh"
It llikelly woulld not even work on mysellf. Due to my mutations.
(◕ ᴥ ◕) fraimi guhas made her exit... GUAHAHA!
☆ just fuKKin leave you’re not gonna piss anyone off by dipping. But if you wanna go unnoticed Kut the power
im AlwAys sAyIng this.
Some peculiar cats out here posting, today.
okay X) im going to a party right now i trust the world with my hive coz nothing bad ever happens to kantan
♤ [A series of photos of his and Vestra's (@vitalBrush) hotel room. It's a fairly lavish suite with a sunken sitting area, which is the subject of the first photo. The next is in the respiteblock, a large restslab sat squarely in the room, a chair in the corner of the room. Interestingly, in this shot is a mirror positioned to show Kismet, his bandages off along with his shirt, his slim frame on accidental display. The next photo appears to be an ablutionblock, however it's hard to tell with Vestra's blurry hand in the way of the camera. It's impossible to make out anything solid. The next photo is of him standing out on the room's balcony, leaning on the railing and looking down at the town, taken from a tripod. He looks relaxed, despite everything that's happened over the past few nights. It's possible to see in this photo the mending wounds of his woods encounter, the scratches and scrapes seemingly healing over fairly well.] ♤
Detective Tip: Just lie. Just fucking lie.
1 cant even beg1n to pretend to understand what you m1ght mean by that, but what the hell. sure
Detective Tip: Remember to take a nap. Just a little one. It'll be fine.
🌻🌻🌻 > I agree! There is joy to be find in simplicity. < 🌻🌻🌻
CANT FUCKIN BELIEVE IM SAYIN THIS!!!!! BUT I STAND WITH @fondlyRegarding AS THE SUPERIOR PICKLE PEEPER. WHY YA FREEKS NEED YA THANGS PSYCHICALLY INSPECTED IS MAKIN ME QUESTION YER HEALTH!!!!!!!!!!!
i haven.t chased anyone in a haunting for of way in a minute. sigh. i need to call him. ☠︎︎
🌻🌻🌻 > I am somewhat excited to get back to work tomorrow. I enjoy having a repetitive task. < 🌻🌻🌻
♤ https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=X2TYH_qTGv8&si=GpzsJAUIJ2gju8Iy ♤
To make it clear. The "pickles" I inspect are tricky problems also known as a pickle. Just being clear, now that there's a completely different kind of inspector doing ratings on the dash.
ssspending_my_sssavingsss_on_sssome_fancy_ink xoxo
♤ Having A Lot More Fun Out Here Sharing Experiences With Someone Else ♤
i'm putting tꙮgether a crew. we need as many members as pꙮssible tꙮ pull ꙮff the jꙮb. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
D --> Is it aiding gators
every day is a good day. youre here to witnness it
i had a wonnderful walk. i hope everyonne. also had a wonnderful nnight.
https://i.postimg.cc/hjsLWn5H/Untitled262-20260426042531.png cosplay photo #3!! L from death note!! this one was fun because the wig kept getting in the way of my face and wiping off my makeup cause i was trying to get pictures too fast...
,,,quadrant$ thi$,,,pailing that,,,how about doing $omething worthwhile,,,how about making $omething of your$elf?,,,how about trying to be better than other$?,,,
https://i.postimg.cc/pdFmPCh3/Untitled261-20260426035611.png another cosplay photo!! kakashi this time X)
Gu322 who took a nap and i2 r3ady to r3gr3t that in th3 n3xt 23v3ral hour2 wh3n I r3ally 2hould b3 2l33ping but im wid3 awak3 😀
[It look2 lik3 it work3d but only halfway 2o now I'm 3vil and fuck3d up and coming for you I'm gonna g3t you im gonna g3t you im gonna g3t you]
𓇋 Hmm I’ll have to do some digging to reach a conclusion but I will accept this as your argument 𓇋
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hello th!s !s lajunn alt ! am ask!ng for your caegars please g!ve me money (not a gnome) (! am not a gnome) (not gnome)
♤ Actually Laughed. The Doc's Staring At Me. Fucker ♤
gOOd day chittr im lOggIn off. fuck yOU.
♦ Ultimately whatever spectrum we're on we're all oppressed under the hemospectrum 😔 ♦
https://i.postimg.cc/hGykYtwg/Untitled259-20260426014548.png first cosplay photo!! ne><t one i do will be probablyyyyy gojo or kirito or a character like them
I'M ONE OF THE F♡STEST TROLLS I KNOW, WHEN I'VE GOT MY ROLLERBL♡DES ON! I MIGHT BE ♡BLE TO HELP IN BETWEEN DELIVERIES! CX<3
do this, do that, we need this door open, we needed that information yesterday, keep an eye on this location for twelve hours straight, yup, all seven cams of it, no breaks, oh yeah and while you're at it, decode this, encrypt that, find this guy, find that guy, give us all the info you can dig up on this list of people we've gotta hit, oh also my palmhusk isnt working can you look at it, oh you're good with tech, why is our stupid fucking coffee machine broken, as if i would know anythinggggg about that i dont even DRINK coffee
CAN YOU DO IT TO FUCKING WROTHE???? BEAT HIS ASS ??? MAKE HIM KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD FEAR???
Hey while you guys are kidnapping and stalking and doing whatever the fuck to people who don't god damn deserve it, can one of you maniacs swing by Wrothe's place? Fuck.
== machine that... cans anything... ==
every gender is mine and none of them are mine (><><) when youre nothing you can be anything
▬▬[══Thou art scaring the damsels═══>
(❤ω❤)～ ♡ Okay!!! Back to posting my photos of cute girls!!! („• ᴗ •„) This is another one of the old ones from my collection. It's not the best photo I could have taken, I tried to get sooooo many good shots inside the cafe, but people kept standing in the way! (눈_눈) (￣︿￣) I ended up settling on printing this one, but I had to do so much censoring to protect her identity... Posting online is tough... #candidphotography https://64.media.tumblr.com/93aa1f34bd063ba971b52f52a0dfcae1/f6072e08373432d3-4d/s1280x1920/7b9a49f2275f6600988604387abfa149e3ff9afe.png
o(>< )o After yesterday... I realised I should probably post a photo of myself so that I don't end up being mistaken for my darling stars that I document the lives of again... (*/。＼) It's an old photo, but this is me. Um... Okay, that's all! Back to the important ones! #pleasedontstare https://64.media.tumblr.com/f3c58e5ae2ae9dc074fb8c2b676d7db4/01cb976d585bf093-7d/s2048x3072/f9ef223d12ee74d0037be25731d8aabcf2dd82b1.png
(o^ ^o)/ I guess I should repost some of my old photos... (〃＞＿＜;〃) This one actually probably got me into some hot water... Idol fans are kind of... intense... I told them not to share it! That I could get in trouble! (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟBut I'm so proud I got the courage to sneak backstage to take it! #candidphotography https://64.media.tumblr.com/2d27fa7f9ee0f584c1b57339a4dd6c36/30c05ce43464463e-d8/s1280x1920/d9be429ac01d3754d2b4606313b2d8d909f6206b.png
the need for a laugh react i can point out shits funny without committing to engaging in conversation
oH HEY, i KNOW HER!
♤ Okay. Palmhusk Found. Sorry For Worrying Anyone. ♤
1 could just l1ve 1n #mybuggy t1ll 1 rebu1ld 1t
♠ It's ok not to be educated on something but not being willing to learn is just inexcusable ♠
♤ [A video of... The forest? From the ground. Kismet can be heard calling out, but it's difficult to make out with the sounds of nature. Also as something seems to be covering the mic. Perhaps a leaf. It's hard to tell what's going on. Also. How did this get posted?] ♤
i don't know if i should like hide in the bushes or what i want it to be sort of romantic. maybe i'll pick flowers or somethin
And I know long sentences and big paragraphs scare you, so let me put it to you very bluntly, I hope you die. Stop chitting on company time. Your superiors are watching.
Wrothe. What is it, buddy? Do you want me to actually put a hit out on you? Do you want me to keep embarrassing you? Are you not tired of moseying your way into a comment section with me and bowing out quietly with just a hit to the hate react? At the end of the day, Wrothe, I keep saying it. No one is going to give a single fuck when you die. Your superiors will move on, the market will keep marketing, and another sad pathetic excuse for an indigo will take your place. Even your delightful lusus will move on. The only thing that will be left of you is your embarrassing digital step-print. And do you know the picture it paints? A sad little fucking loser nobody who would happily eat the shit from anyone with CEO in their chittr bio. No one takes you seriously, you're a fucking loser.
♤ [A Photo Of Kismet. He's left his hive, and is currently standing in the middle of a forest, leaning against a tree. It seems something caught his attention just before the photo was taken, his head an unclear blurry mess, indicating he had turned around to look at something opposite the camera.] ♤
He literally just DM'd me to praise my Detective Tips. You'll have to take my word on this one. I won't share DMs of the dead(?).
Incredibly normal dashboard today, huh.
Ohhh II love alliteration! How fun. You are quite the creative!
its time to start my nnightly walk.
Your model is gorgeous! :) II love candids.
lol okay that got a chuckle out of me
♤ [Another picture, this one having been taken before the previously posted one. It shows Kismet standing out on his balcony, open doors behind him giving way to his respiteblock. On the soft restslab inside, a female troll is laying under the covers. Closer inspection would indicate that the troll under the covers was Vestra Bossom (@vitalBrush). It seems it was posted without his knowledge of her being visible in the photo, as Kismet is just looking out on the horizon pensively. It's Captioned "♤ Just Thinking About Life. ♤"] ♤
,,,coldblood$ on thi$ web$ite,,,are getting,,,too comfortable,,,
♤ [A picture of Kismet, standing outside with a scuttlebuggy parked behind him. He's flashing a peace sign to the camera, amilimg and his hair's a little messier than usual. The hood of the scuttlebuggy is raised, and it's just possible to see the legs of the individual working on the scuttlebuggy.] ♤
Some of you may benefit from engaging in active thought, actually. https://i.postimg.cc/rwWxrNYF/IMG-6474.jpg
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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Working on the next update to the game, until then ... Use #outglutgame if you'd like to talk about it! And remember, be collaborative, talk to others for solutions / puzzles! ]
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i had a great day. i spennt time with friennds. i took a walk. i ate beetles.
♤ Is It Bad That I'm Starting To Think I Actually Look Good In @obliqueDetourer 's Picture? ♤
,,,ea$t alternian rpgmaker horror game$,,,are objectively $uperior,,,to their we$tern alternian counterpart$,,,ju$t fact$,,,
"the saddest realizatiꙮn ever is that yꙮu will never live in a fictiꙮnal wꙮrld"? nah, prꙮbably realizing that yꙮu're afflicted with the curse. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
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be the persꙮn yꙮu'd hate sꙮ see in the wꙮrld. every stꙮry needs a villain, sꙮ why shꙮuldn't it be yꙮu? - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
LOL YOU'RE NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO BE ON CHITTR LMFAO
>+. HANGING OUT IN SOME SHRUBBERY AGAIN .+<
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streisand_effect
a good conspiracy theory is that we all arent inherently evil. the joke is that were all evil btw.
I've never known that most of the conspiracies I've seen have been rooted in something so discriminatory! If anyone has any non-antisemitic theories to share, please do tell me some. >8P
✨️The stars today... ✨️ ... encourage you two use your intuition two guide you. Yeah. II dunno. Not a lot two go off of today. Wing it, babes. Lucky numbers are 4, 9 21, 42, and 84! As an additional reading for the day, II drew a card. Tarot of the day is: Eight of Swords. It's really giving me nothing today, huh... #dailyhoroscope #fortune
I'm a big conspiracy theory guy, ask anyone I know, but this one's dumb!!!!
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/thecover.png Why don't you stop by? https://outglutobserver.neocities.org/Invite #outglutobserver ]
♤ Yeah I Fucking Know https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/83364df165ac.jpg ♤
https://file.gardenn/advr1gu4eqxrvrdb/gloomweisslovesyou.pnng
🌻🌻🌻 > I am enjoying a salty snack with Mysa. 😊💚 < 🌻🌻🌻
🌻🌻🌻 > I agree. I believe if we all shared a little more, we would all be kinder to each other. We would know each other, and perhaps even understand each other. And that is an important step in being kind to all. < 🌻🌻🌻
🌻🌻🌻 > It is truly a shame that I cannot experience the same things you all can experience... But I am also very happy to simply hear about it. It is like I get to live vicariously, just a little bit. My imagination is very strong. < 🌻🌻🌻
i should make friennds with more of you.
the slenderman has been very busy but i will always make time and always have pages for you to find
🌻🌻🌻 > I sometimes wonder how other trolls live... what their daily lives are like. It is fun to imagine taking some form of public transportation to a job, and standing around the water cooler speaking about what one might have done over the previous week's end. And after finishing work, one could go to a store or a restaurant! Or perhaps a place to perform their hobbies, like a location for sporting, or other games. And then, one could return hive, perhaps have friends or even a quadrant over. And when the night is over and the day is long, stretching over the horizon, one tucks themselves into bed, and rests soundly, ready for the next night to come. 8) < 🌻🌻🌻
all of you deserve good thinngs. i hope that every day has somethinng good.
--E what the fuck. he steals my truck, brings a girl to his hive, then starts panic messaging me about a stalker?? not a funny revenge prank, kismet
>> oh!! ! You're the one who d¡d that to h¡m, now ¡ AM def¡n¡te1y ડcared actua11y
i am always smilinng.
♤ Okay... Here's Hoping There's Not Some Kind Of Photo Of Me And Vestra From My Respiteblock In The Day... ♤
I just give a crap about how I look, not that you would Y/[N] anything about that, you visual vomit. You're so clingy it's making me think you want to try to be a second spade for me. Blegh.
♤ Yeah, My Block Has Blackout Windows That Double As Security Shutters ♤
♤ They Have A Photo Of Me In My Pool NO I AM NOT OKAY ♤
♤ I Was Not Expecting To See MYSELF On The Feed HELLO??? ♤
>>| for .acquiring .a very passionate follower. congratulations.
>>| congratulations.
♤ https://youtu.be/rLpBuGCE_h8?si=GaCCnh_cAlMCOJWU ♤
#vaguepost bc after 1t’s made 1t can be whatever 1t wants to be 1’m not a str1ct parent
They got out of the trap super easy today, mush for dinner. #dinner https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/def7e00e8b85.jpg
There's definitely at least one Droog on this site I'd consider a Droog Minor.
Six shots of .357. More than enough to kill anything that moves. And 50 rounds of .45 ACP is enough to make sure it stays dead.
== i don't remember... the last time i got naked... i think... my shirt is fused to my skin now... ==
they're zh?tty ztalkerz. ?'ve been tak?ng p?cturez of trollz w?thout them not?c?ng hahaha...zzZ
this site sucks im killin myself #nsfww
“There is no beginning, no middle, no end, no suspense, no moral, no causes, no effects. What we love in our books are the depths of many marvelous moments seen all at one time.” *Excerpt from Slaughterhive-Five by Kurrtt Vnegut Jr.
[|87 :: 1 was summoned?
--maybe i could buy some fuckin digital coin or something--
--yeah this sounds like the reasonable choice--
its find my pages friday
Some of you type and post shit on here that I wouldn't even tell on my deathbed. Of your own free will. Like, just because.
I left and you all started engaging in public displays of sexual deviancy.
Ɏ so i ha-a-ave to ea-a-at a-a-a bunch of sa-a-alt?? a-a-and i've been so good a-a-about my sodium inta-a-ake la-a-ately.... ouughhhh i guess i ha-a-ave to do wha-a-at i ha-a-ave to do Ɏ
I like your style.
;; t-today i'm gonna do it... i'm finally gonna do it today... gonna kill my bo§§... w-wi§h me luck! #violence ;;
== i'm not lonely... i'm isolated on purpose... theres a difference... ==
Ɏ huh. wuh. Ɏ Ɏ oka-a-ay i guess i'll be a-a-afra-a-aid of the wa-a-ave distributor now #fea-a-arposting Ɏ
I should look into this, no conspir^cy should be left unturned or uninvestig^ted. I know of m^ny ^bilities or drugs c^p^ble of m^nipul^ting dre^ms, but something so specfic ^nd purposeful is ^l^rming. Its the f^ke birds ^ll over ^g^in.
you're gonna have to hiit the iinfamous "three-legged scramble"
IM NOT LEAVING THIS FUCKING ROOM UNTIL I BEAT THIS GUY AT TABLE STICKBALL
)+|e is cerʇainly wonderful in person. #Vagueposʇing.
Ohhh, you little cheeky bitch. Nothing. You're right. Forget I mentioned
xX SXXXX TRUE!!! THATS WUT I'M A/WAYS SAYING!!! Xx
yeah
Detective Tip: If you post "never let them know your next move", and then post your next move, nobody will take it seriously, and you can go ahead. Psychology win. This is based on recent events. Or is it?
this is one of hte best images ive ever seen.
AWWW you even got his iconic trail of dROOL (:F he looks so sweet
↘️they are seeking to undo everything i have built.↘️ ↗️PLEASE DO NOT LISTEN TO THEM, MISTER EVIDET.↗️
↗️WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.↗️
↗️WHAT.↗️
oh my GOD 1 can't even tag h1m he blocked me th1s 1s so fuck1ng funny
◌ Hm. This does look authentic though... ⧂
It has come to my attention that many of you have developed an unfortunate habit of measuring presence through visibility alone. A curious thing. One would assume, by now, that individuals operating within systems as layered and artificial as ours would understand the distinction between observation and appearance. Between participation and display. Between a hand upon the mechanism and a face pressed against the window for reassurance. And yet. The moment a figure ceases pacing the balcony with theatrical consistency, whispers begin to crawl through the floorboards. Speculation. Panic. Celebration, in certain embarrassingly premature corners. I have watched entire civilizations mistake reduced noise for structural collapse. I assure you, structures far more important than your comfort have survived far longer silences. There are seasons in which a gardener walks openly through his estate, clipping roses in plain sight while guests compliment the symmetry of the hedges. There are others in which he moves beneath the soil itself, unseen by those still arguing over the arrangement of petals. The garden does not cease to be maintained simply because fewer footprints are visible upon the path. If anything, maintenance is often most effective when unnoticed. You must understand how exhausting permanence can become for an object expected to remain constantly legible. To be perpetually available for interpretation. Every gesture dissected. Every pause treated as prophecy. Every absence transformed into mythology by individuals desperate to imagine themselves standing at the center of someone else's design. I have cultivated many things. Expectations among them. Some of those expectations have grown invasive. Vines creeping where they ought not. Small hands rattling locked doors simply because they have grown accustomed to hearing movement on the other side. There is a difference between hospitality and entitlement, though many guests intentionally confuse the two. A Host, after all, is permitted his private chambers. Not that privacy truly exists in spaces such as these. Let us not indulge in fantasy. No. Let us instead say that perspective occasionally requires adjustment. A room may feel abandoned when the chandelier is extinguished, but this does not mean the house has emptied. It merely means the occupants have discovered better reasons to move in darkness. I suspect some of you will interpret quieter halls as injury. Others will interpret them as strategy. A few particularly self-important creatures will assume themselves responsible for the shift, which is flattering in the same way graffiti upon marble is flattering. One cannot stop the desperate from wishing to leave a mark. But interpretations have never particularly interested me. Function does. And function continues regardless of witness. Messages still travel where they must. Doors still open for the correct hands. Certain conversations continue uninterrupted beneath surfaces you mistake for stillness. There are individuals who will insist they have not heard from me in some time while unknowingly repeating words placed delicately into their mouths three days prior. That has always been the amusing part. People imagine presence as a physical phenomenon. It is not. Presence is continuity. Influence. Trajectory. The slight correction of a wheel before the passengers even realize the carriage would have overturned. Some of you may find yourselves unsettled in the coming stretch of quiet. I encourage you to sit with that discomfort rather than immediately feeding it to the nearest gossip circuit like starving koi fighting over breadcrumbs. Ask yourselves why silence frightens you. Ask yourselves why uninterrupted access became an expectation at all. Ask yourselves whether you were listening to me, or merely listening for me. There is a distinction. In any case, operations proceed. The curtains remain drawn exactly as intended. The house remains occupied. And if, at times, you find yourself wondering whether I am still somewhere nearby, then I will gently remind you that the most effective arrangements are often the ones in which the observer cannot determine where the observation is occurring from. Carry on.
Landlords Will Be Eliminated
I need to change the Nuclear launch code to KDVQM-HMNFJ-P9PJX-96HDF-DJYGX. It is imperative you do not share this code with anyone else.
ok, the masses have spoken https://f1le.garden/adF0jTOt11Z83cf1/wrothe_doxx2.png
ok the update was made w1th soc1al and personal #'s, go, comm1t 1dent1ty fraud or someth1ng dearest peanut gallery
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #fightnight fucking finally. ive been itching for a drat. https://files.catbox.moe/sxwmd0.png ]
damn yall really want h1s d1rect deta1ls huh? ok hang on 1m gonna add more to the paper then one second
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thats bc 1m mean but not that mean. however 1f you ask n1cely h1s work #, personal #, and soc1al secur1ty # are ava1lable by DM
“Your defect is a propensity to hate everybody.” “And yours,” he replied with a smile, “is willfully to misunderstand them.” *Excerpt from Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen
God as my witness, he will face judgement. - Jeremiah 7:23 #fightnight #specificposting
“Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning.” *Excerpt from The Raven by Edgar Allan Poe
ok who here wants to see me doxx wrothe 1n real t1me
↗️THIS IS MY IMPERSONATION OF THE LOWERCASTE CHITTR EXPERIENCE.↗️ ↘️hello, here is my full legal and also actual name, symbol, location of my hive, and photograph of myself.↘️ ↗️I HAVE NEVER EVEN CONSIDERED GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT AND AM NOW GOING TO POST EXTENSIVELY AND ALSO OPENLY ABOUT THE LITERAL CRIMES I WISH TO COMMIT, OR HAVE COMMITTED PRIOR.↗️ ↘️why are there drones outside of my hive.↘️ ↗️WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING.↗️ ↘️except literally everybody else, ever.↘️
I have spent 18 consecutive hours pllaying this Video Game, Totroll War: Warhammer 3. There was something that coulld be called a llearning curve considering I had never used a computer untill now, but eventually I grasped the controlls. To pllay allone seemed a waste of my time, so I immediatelly ellected to enter onlline pllay. I spent the first 3 hours llosing. This is expected, as I had not yet come to grips with the rulles. The following 15 hours, however, my tacticall prowess reigned supreme, and I did not llose a singlle match. I must seek out more skilled opponents manually.
IInstead of fiightiing, what iif we had a book cllub and drank tea? II thiink that sounds niice. =:]
There was always the possibility that this is a dream within a dream. That we are all butterflies dreaming of being the emperor.
planting kudzu on someone i dont likes hive as a funny prank
I am going to attempt what the users on here call "Shit-Posting". https://file.garden/adRzmJ6hMw6EHCJX/doijsfoi.jpg
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I feel as if everyo+ne severely underestimates the fo+rces at play here. Unfo+rtunately.
Detective Tip: It's possible to pitch flirt in private, rather than in a successive back-and-forth of not-vagueposts.
Detective Tip: The best piece of kit you can have in your collection is a nice handy lockpicking kit. The second best piece of kit you can have is a relatively large rock.
Detective Tip: The horrors.
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People like to tell me the merit-grounded model for Society is idyllic/impossible. These people tend to be my neighbours, my friends, my lowblooded brothers/sisters the ones who put in the effort, who risk their lives nightly for the blood-model. It pisses me off, but I get it. It's everything we've known. But it doesn't need to be everything we know. The disinfo/discredit given by the highblood news-skulls, the constructions they put in to keep us Nescient, it could be deconstructed by the end of the week if we were to decide we needed something new. Once it's been torn down, we rebuild something with equity, for the mother's future wrigglers, so they don't need to live the truth we live in.
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Bodily organs were a massive mistake. You mean t' tell me that we eat food, toss it down a bag kitten-killing style, boil it, and then snake it down a long hose 'til it's gone? The worms got us dead to rights.
-=[ oh !! youcan shrimp if youre abojut to get your shit blown smooth off dw !!? :-)_☺]=-
- HAHAHAHA. OK. OK. I UNDERSTAND NOW. I UNDERSTAND THE GENERAL CONSENSUS OF THE PUBLIC. LOL. 🤣🤣🤣 POLL IS CLOSED. I KNOW WHAT SIZE SECURITY MOAT, TO BUILD NOW. THANKS. MEETING ADJOURNED. MINUTES COUNTED. NO NOTES NECESSARY. https://i.ibb.co/vCbfZ44r/IMG-9409.jpg
ok unfortunately i’m too busy to doomscroll for long i am in the process of inventing a new number that will go between four and five stay tuned
≈ A healthy dose of paranoia never ruined any relationships. ≈
Detective Tip: It's easy to tail people when they be on their phones all the time.
Just one more thing... Wow seventeen whole followers its like a regular Trollumbo fan club, I appreciate you all
Just one more thing... When you love whatcha do it don't even feel like work
Just one more thing... When I get a hunch and I ignore it I always regret it
✂Thus the enemy of mankind, the fearful outcast, often did many wicked deeds and perpetrated grievous injuries.
◌ "The best way to predict the future is to create it." ⧂
My emotions are compllex and confusing, however, when I have sorted them out, my enemies will stand no chance. I do not have enemies anymore. But if I did. Then they woulld stand no chance.
hovw far dowvn are you on the norvwood scale, post your hairlines, chuds. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2d045d454650.png
Detective Tip: There is never a bad time to be nosy.
Taking a break from the snooping to get a coffee.
br♊︎ck♊︎ng a random crewmate"2 palmhu2k for fun..
Detective Tip: You're definitely not paranoid. They're totally following you.
Nothing like a bit of conspiracy to make the night go right.
We're just a bunch of good old fashioned conspirators out here.
What do you know? The same is true for me.
...um why are the clowns multiplying??? ...this is very unnerving actually and I'm really not a fan of this!!!
Going to do some snooping. Some meddling. A light bit of manipulating, if you will.
𖠰Ashmate number one just walked by and said "they're putting chemicals in the water that are turning the freaking grubs gay!" Thought that would go over well with this crowd.
WAIT. IF MEN CAN LIKE. PEOPLE WHO ARE ALSO MEN. OH. I THINK I AM uNDERSTANDING. HALF OF WHAT @ARCHIVEADDICT HAS POSTED.
A Video is Uploaded to the Site. [The song starts soft. Sweet. Almost embarrassingly earnest. It does not belong here. The camera opens low to the ground, drifting past a hand. Green sleeve. Pale fingers curled inward, as if grasping for something that never came. Then another. Then another. They are everywhere. Hundreds of bodies, all variations on Jade Harley, layered across a ruined expanse that does not quite resolve into a single location. Some lie on cracked marble, others in shallow pools of something reflective that might be water or might be something else. A few are half-suspended, caught in strands of something fibrous and dark, like nerves stretched too thin. The camera keeps moving. The chorus swells. “And they called it puppy love…” A boot steps into frame. Immaculate. White. Not a speck of blood on it. Rose Lalonde stands at the center of it all. She is still. Not in shock. Not in horror. Composed. Her hair is perfectly arranged, each strand placed with surgical precision. Her skin reflects the ambient light in a way that feels wrong, like porcelain that has never been touched. Lavender eyes track nothing in particular. Or perhaps everything at once. The camera begins its slow orbit around her. A Jade with broken glasses lies at her feet. Another nearby still clutches a rifle that never fired. One farther back looks almost peaceful, as if she simply laid down and accepted it. None of them are identical. All of them are her. The music continues, unbothered. “Guess they never knew…” Rose tilts her head slightly as the camera passes her profile. There is no visible strain. No triumph either. Just a quiet, clinical acknowledgment of what has been done. A thin, almost invisible thread extends from her fingertips. It disappears into the mass of bodies, branching, splitting, touching each one in some imperceptible way. Not controlling them. Not anymore. Cataloging. Pruning. Finalizing. The camera completes its arc, revealing the full scope. The horizon is wrong. It curves inward, as if the entire scene is contained within something larger. A curated space. A finished thought. The song reaches its most sentimental point. “Oh, I cried each night for you…” Rose finally moves. One careful step forward. Then another. She does not look down as she walks over them. Not out of cruelty. Out of certainty. There is nothing left to learn from looking. As she passes, the threads retract. The bodies do not decay. They do not vanish. They remain. Resolved. The camera lingers behind her as she walks away, the field of Jades stretching endlessly in every direction. The music fades on a note that was meant to be tender. Here, it feels like a conclusion. Not tragic. Not victorious. Just… complete.] @grimbarkGuardian #NSFWE #GORE
Wise words, my good troll. Giving the old peepers a rest right now.
Sometimes I gift young trolls spongebob c★kes so they h★ve to choose if they w★nt c★ke or if they w★nt to see their f★vorite ch★r★cter live. Its got dyed filling ★nd everything.
Mmm. I've been staring at this cork conspiracy board for a full hour without moving. I should probably go for a walk. Perhaps blink and drink water.
well!!! now that i have blocked all those annoying idiots, i think i am going to have a much better time on this site!
YOU CANNOT STAB ME I AM STAB PROOF I GOT STABBED ONCE AND NOW IM IMMUNE!
<3-Daily-manifestations.-You-don't-need-to-go-pay-for-that-burger-you-just-stole,-you-don't-even-have-dollars.
IT BECOMES THE MOON THIS IS WHAT IM SAYING WAKE UP #SHEEPLE!!!
CALCULATING...RECONFIGURING...QUERY: IS THIS A POEM? IF SO, I ENJOY IT.
THIS IS NOT AN OFFICAL DRIP TIP BUT I KNOW IN MY HEART THAT THE MOON IS NOT REAL! IT CANT BE! ITS JUST THE BACK OF THE SUN!
QUERY: IS IT COMMON FOR ORGANIC LIFEFORMS TO BE UNABLE TO COMMUNICATE FEELINGS TO EACH OTHER WITHOUT ANONYMITY?
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Also, yes. I am in fact a MILF. (Maybe I Look ForClues.)
gOreglIng how much jet fUEl costs so i can bUIld this fUckIn jEtpAck. wish i was still AllowEd nEAr AirpOrts.
Detective Tip: Just be wrong on purpose when you're talking to criminals. If you confuse them enough they'll start leaving you little hints like they're an NPC and feel obligated to offer Easy Mode.