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@analogLogistician[AL]

<1 jus7 made an07her led d10de expl0de aga1n why d0 1 keep mak1ng n00b m1s7akes la7ely #fuckmychudl1fe #hardwareSUCKS/>

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jack brinnEr (✔)

@warioepicFan[WF]

go fuck yoursELf gEnuInELy I cant wIth thEsE pEopLE

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@nebluntCase[NC]

Ol I GOT S£V£N BARRELS! HOOONNNNKK!! #Eridanweek

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jack brinnEr (✔)

@warioepicFan[WF]

What thE fuck Is wrong wIth you What dId I EVEn do💔✌️😭

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jack brinnEr (✔)

@warioepicFan[WF]

I mIght kILL mysELf If I dont stop gEttIng shIppEd #cw-sELf-harm #ooc-/j

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@candleWick[CW]

~~at least i got to see the very end when rankmaid kicked ass~~still really mad i missed it~~

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jack brinnEr (✔)

@warioepicFan[WF]

FAKE NEWS

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@dammitDammarchy[DD]

calm down don'tt have a ffundashi crisis now

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Colonel Sassacre

@colonelSassacre[CS]

I APOLOGIZE, MY WIFE HAS BEEN SUCH A BAD INFLUENCE ON ME AND MY DEEP WEB SITE HABITS, I'VE FORGOTTEN HOW MUCH OF AN IMPACT MY WORDS AND ACTIONS CAN HAVE. THE WORLD WIDE WEBS FEELING OF ANONYMITY HAS TRULY COMPROMISED ME AND MY ACTIONS.. BUT ALSO WATER IS FOR BIG BABIES THAT GO GOOGOOGAGA AND CANT HANDLE THEIR FINE SPIRITS.

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Colonel Sassacre

@colonelSassacre[CS]

IF YOU COULD, PLEASE KEEP US UPDATED ON FURTHER PROGRESSION ON THE OUTCOMES OF THIS EXPERIENCE. I'M ON MY THIRD GLASS OF FINE IRISH WHISKEY (NEAT) AND 12TH CUBAN CIGAR. I HAVE BEEN CURIOUS ABOUT THIS "WATER DRINKING" THE YOUTH KEEP GOING ON ABOUT.

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jack brinnEr (✔)

@warioepicFan[WF]

STOP SHIPPIN ME WITH A MAN!!! I LIKE GIRLS!!!! and rIchy but shut thE fuck up

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jack brinnEr (✔)

@warioepicFan[WF]

FUCK OFF

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jack brinnEr (✔)

@warioepicFan[WF]

pIEcE of shIt baby born on 2/22/2022 at 2:23 pm

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jack brinnEr (✔)

@warioepicFan[WF]

I DONT KNOW YOU THATS MAH PURSE

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@trendyGnostalgic[TG]

lte me in there i cna fix them

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The Beforian Times Presents: The Leijon Gossip Column

@beforianTimes[BT]

:33 < According to FIRST HAND REPORTS, local POWER COUPLE DIRKJAKE has broken out into a REAL fight at #eridanw33k, on stage at #rumblenight!!!

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jack brinnEr (✔)

@warioepicFan[WF]

WAIT NO FUCK I MEANT ARHHGGGH YOUR PUTTING SOME MIND GAMES SHIT ON ME DAWG

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@terminatedAlgorithm[TA]

TThey haTTed TTroll je2u2 becau2e he 2poke TThe TTruTTh

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@malignantMutt[MM]

cann i start postinng about how i wannt boobs inn mmy face or should i wait for the proper hour to be hornny onn mmainn #nnsfw

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@warioSecondfan[WS]

they're yaoIs @warIoepIcFan @fIshySnIper https://fIle.garden/aPO8brGC2g82JIEr/Imagen_2026-04-03_030516515.png

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@warioSecondfan[WS]

https://fIle.garden/aPO8brGC2g82JIEr/Imagen_2026-04-01_151626310.png

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@curiousClowder[CC]

₍^. .^₎⟆ ! say goss!p culture !s dead and we should br!ng !t back! L!ke yesss, tell about that gold that made your palmhusk gl!tch~

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RICHY MCMUFFINS

@chaoticTechnician[CT]

WELL CAN THEY DO IT IN MY MOUTH?

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@epsilonCatatonia[EC]

catboy this, catboy that, dogboys can pee on your couch too yknow

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@technicolorCataphasia[TC]

B33 < *tc is having a minor breakdown over a dinner invitation B33 < *tc knows johns hot grandma will be there and they think shes kinda intimidating man what the hell will i even do, i dont know how to use all those tiny spoons and the dessert fork, why would anyone n33d a fork specifically fur desserts this is dumb B33 < i mean, *tc thinks this is dumb as hell but they will go anyway. *

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Maddie Kissy Cutie

@obsessedCatgirl[OC]

#pissing in the bathroom at #eridanweek and gogdamn is my engine purring loud as FUCK. I'm sweaty and cofurrred in oils of varying smoke points it smells like a fuckin hibachi in here. I really hope nobody noticed my bulge tenting my skirt the whole time, I was right next to rankmaid and the prrresident AND the newscaster if that's obvious in any of the photos they took I'm gonna DI3 #butNotActually #cuzImmaGhostInARobot #😸 #😽 mew~ 💖✨

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jack brinnEr (✔)

@warioepicFan[WF]

If you ask for thE sEcrEt mcdonaLds mEnu you can buy LoL supErman

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RICHY MCMUFFINS

@chaoticTechnician[CT]

YEAH I MEAN ITS LIKE NICE AND ALL BUT THEY DO KINDA TAKE THE WHOLE FEED EVERY EVENING WHICH I DONT RLLY LIKE LIKE BUT WHATEVS

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@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < oh no.... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3957e7d94735.jpg

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Evil John Egbert

@evilBiologist[EB]

I fucking LIVE you fuckers! #eridanweek #probablybrokeabone

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A user of established repute

lets be sooo fr derpy is referred to as a male but he has a feminine voice that is a trans man fuck you all #mlp #mykidkeepsreferringtoderpyasawoman

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RICHY MCMUFFINS

@chaoticTechnician[CT]

CELEBRITY STUFF AND PPL ORGANIZED A PARTY LIKE DIDDY PARTIES SOMETHING SIMILAR I THINK

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