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K--<too tryhard + inactive

DOCTOR.. PENIS?!
[ >YES... YESSSSS... HTTPS://MEDIA1.TENOR.COM/M/SVBE3FIZHJKAAAAD/WIZARD-MAGIC-BOOK.GIF_ ]

(°. i'm s𖦹rry .°)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insane_Clown_Posse

the human mark zuckerberg looks like an animatronic.

xx_https://open.spotify.com/track/2z4U9d5OAA4YLNXoCgioxo?si=599a3b99e2384f66_xx

lmao 50 ♡ and i'll post a pussy pic vs 50 ♤ and i'll post ass. #nsfw the joke is that i'll never hit those numbers rip you horny suckers

Don't worry too much of it. 😁
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>> D¡ડ1¡ke. 1oud d¡ડ1¡ke. 👎
K--<@consequentlyOblique drinking a beer for you #substance
If I had to choose between two cups of drink and one had poison in it, I'd drink both of them and make out with the guy who put poison in one of the drinks.
He has posted his nudes before, this is relatively tame. #nsfw

when ur hot(literal and metaphorical) partners flop on top of you as bigass weighted blankets but you're running on 48 hrs of insomnia so instead you just talked them to sleep
I May Have Missed #fuckyourfriendsfriday, But I Am Thankful To Be Here For #sitonyourfriendsfacesaturday. #nsfw #nsfc #positive

▲wait why is my emaciated fake lawyer from a trainride following me on chittr I thought she got culled already▼
any skeggy tarts at this troll butlins?
idkk how ppl actually doubt da existance of magic bruh

▲im fucking drowning in bottoms holy shit▼ #nsfw

Imagine talking aboout getting rejected when it was yoou whoo rejected me woow 8/ @nicheLarper https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOoJCHglmOos/kryqus/mandiefake.PNG
if i list3n to 3nough phonk do3s that count as going to th3 gym?

mY CONFESSION IS, i LOVE MY FRIENDS, }:)
[ >EMBEDDED IMAGE FAILURE, LAUGHETH AT THIS LOSER_ ]
2ecret up two date viideo obtaiined from the APII backend 2erver room of trollcord http2://cdn.iimgche2t.com/fiile2/a7aabe2c2052.giif

do humans have / like / their own version / of everything? / is there a human me?
lol iit look2 liike thii2 2ociial network ii2 doiing better than trollcord at the moment. Al2o head2 up for all troll2, iif you are logged iin trollcord, do not clo2e your iin2tance, you won't be able two get back iin. http2://cdn.iimgche2t.com/fiile2/9e4189f46544.png http2://cdn.iimgche2t.com/fiile2/20380f3d01c3.png

(°. jhl'yit brigr bjg𖦹rs ubs :.( .°)

edited: ignore this. i was being way way wayyy too cranky and read mean tone into something.
i wasnt kidding by the way https://i.ibb.co/vysfqn8p/image.png

I’m pretty sure Jesus Christ being on here is my fault somehow.
☣-🗡-10 lIKES (OR REACTIONS IDC) AND iLL DO AN EYE REVEAL :# HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/ZhSF8Q8s/78-SIN-T-TULO-20260505171724.JPG/=
I'm telling y9u! It wasn't me! Karkat is m9re likely t9 9f d9ne s9mething! I mean he went t9 the gala last night while I didn't!
dis is basickly gospel i hope u know

thank y0u f0r tranz1ating thiz iz a g00d p0int.
Ɏ there's a-a-a few like windestruction or sludgeOS but mine looks like this [ https://file.ga-a-arden/a-a-ad5G09foF0kA-A-AW8K_/mypc.png ] Ɏ

d0ez any0ne kn0w where t0 get zevera1 cheap pa1mhuzkz 0r pa1mhuzk partz
*Hssssst* {〷} you know if i waθ more deθperatte m8ghtt θell ttitt picθ tto gett off tthiθ fuckaθθ planett. €〱 *paah*

Daily Tarot Card. The knight of wands. Channel your energies into that new project you've been thinking about, your enthusiasm will reward you, but beware of acting too impulsively. Hope this helps. #dailytarotcard

My first kiss? Death itself. Second. I shan’t say. But I will leave your lurid imagination to wonder. It could have been anyone. #Godzilla #Batman #ShaquilleONeal #AaronCarter #AbrahamLincoln #OptimusPrime #JackieChan #IndianaJones #CareBears #ChuckNorris #Gandalf #TheBlackKnight #BenitoMussolini #TheBlueMeanie #CowboyCurtis #JambiTheGenie #Robocop #Terminator #CaptainKirk #DarthVader #LoPan #Superman #EverySinglePowerRanger #BillSPreston #TheodoreLogan #Spock #TheRock #DocOck #HulkHogan #MrRogers #Gloomweiss #Crabdas #KarkatVantas #JakeEnglish #LordEnglish #JadeHarley #Egbert # #Incest #MomLalonde #DaveStrider #TereziPyrope #KanayaMaryam #FeferiPeixes #TavrosNitram #TheCondesce #TheHorrorterrors #OhTheHorrorterrors #DocScratch #LordEnglish #Caliborn #Calliope #TheCondense #HerImperiousCondescension #BecNoir #JackNoir #SpadesSlick #TheMidnightCrew #BlackQueen #BlackKing #Becquerel #GamzeeMakara #EridanAmpora #VriskaSerket #AraneaSerket #KurlozMakara #CronusAmpora #TheGrandHighblood #TheSignless #ThePsiioniic #TheSummoner #TheDisciple #TheDolorosa #TheHandmaid #TheCondesce #TheScratch #TheTumor #TheFurthestRingItself #TheDenizens #Hephaestus #Yaldabaoth #Echidna #SantánicoPandemoniumFromDuskTillDawn #DIOJoJosBizarreAdventure #LadyDimitrescu #DrMrsTheMonarch #RitaRepulsa #MtLadyYuTakeyama #GardevoirDynamaxed #BayonettaMadamaButterfly #WhiteDiamondStevenUniverse #YellowDiamondStevenUniverse #BlueDiamondStevenUniverse #MadMadamMim #JackNoir #Myself #TheBeautifulPersonReadingThis #PuckerUp #Yes #YOUareInThisPost
HTTPS://WWW.YOUTUBE.COM/WATCH?V=PDJECOT__NW SOMEONE SENT ME TH]S V]DEO FOR TH]S PRODUCT. DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY EXPER]ENCE W]TH SUCH PRODUCT AND ]S ]T AN ]NNOV]AT]ON ]N THE F]E[D OF H]VE ]MPROVEMENT AS ]T C[A]MS ]N TH]S COMMERC]A[? THANK YOU VERY MUCH
damn no hvmans wan+ +o ge+ wi+h a cv+e seadweller,, +ha+s sad #nsfw #no+safeforworking
Ɏ i a-a-am not norma-a-ally one for ra-a-andom a-a-acts of violence but my la-a-atent ma-a-alicious instincts kick in upon seeing a-a-advertising in the wild i would tea-a-ar you limb from limb i think sorry Ɏ
why ar3 th3r3 a million adv3rtis3m3nts now i kn3w this sit3 would b3 s3lling out,,,,,, sigh,,, also what th3 fuck ar3 th3s3 brands what is a whatsapp or appl3 what what what what what what what what what
a lot of people talking about kissing on my feed so ill offer my two boons. kissing isnt as hard as a consort as someone might think! its just mostly tongue naknaknaknaknaknaknaknak but i can still pucker up! #nsfw

fr ill be stealin that thx

*casts a good mornin spell on u* https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e1066426f262.jpg
Well I guess it's fine since n9 harm is d9ne.

We are best friends now!!!!!!!
Well. Hm. That's quite a new way t9 use such hacking skills, yes?

BMO loves video games!!!!!

cant have sex with my IOS wife because my dick doesnt fit her portussy so now i have to go to the shitfuck apple store and buy the like 200 dollar strapple #nsfw
WHY IS FUCKING WHATSAPP ON HERE. DUDE.
ooc: // the rant part 2: Reminder, racism isn't cool to include in your story if you fail to dismantle the legs it stands on. You can't pull the "WHAT IF THE ROLES WERE REVERSED" card either because it doesn't dismantle the argument; you're often just reinforcing racial stereotypes. I'm tired of getting on any website and then someone's character posts "GENOCIDE ALL X CASTE" with massive hurrahs. Then every person playing a character who's black-coded has to stand there uncomfortably. Aiming for actual equal rights is complex, and it's massively insulting to see people write characters who are supposed to be progressive and nuanced on these topics get turned into "HAHA we should kill an entire caste of people based on an aspect they can't change because they're an oppressor in this fictional story written by a white person." I can't even have trizza have a nuanced conversation about hemoism and classism, without someone immediately just strawman arguing with her. Like I PROMISE you that if she wants to talk about sexism against women on Alternian, people would just genuinely, with their lack of media literacy skills, just "ERHM BUT CONDY IS AN EMPRESS AND A WOMAN." I have many strong feelings about these topics.
Not a single person I like on this entire damn website.
Making a puppet of Fluttershy for #gore purposes. Gotta find more blood capsules.
with a half-pound of cream cheese on that bitch? sign me up
he liked my chitt you're not getting out of this alive
Some people need to have a little sense shaken into them, ok? That isn't the same as 8eing mean.

i AM MOOR THAN, eNOUGH,,,
i miss my bro but nobody say shit to him about it or i'll send you a bomb in the mail.
T★m★dAchi life living The dReAm in 2 dAyS wh★'S exciTed
several hamsters bite you, but it's because you're a rat just like them
Hey. What if lusus sharing thread. Show me your lusii, scary, cute, horrifying, all of them!!!

... Congratulations, honestly. That seems like an accomplishment.

I struggle to comprehend why someone would want to go to a Chili's but that's just cos if I'm gonna get middle-of-the-road cooking I'm shelling out for a 2 for 20 at Applebee's
I DON'T FUCKING KNOW, THE BONDING EXPERIENCE AND FOOD?

:33 < whats the point of chilis when theres no chili????
APPARENTLY, EARLY 2025, CHILI'S REMOVED THE CHILI FROM THEIR MENU FOR SOME FUCKING REASON? #CHILISTRIP

honestly mum im fine, these creeps cant do anything 2 me.

@scratchDoc @scratchDoctor @thegoodScratchdoctor yoU're like bloody whack-a-moles, so i'll tell yoU all at once. do not message my daUghter. yoU woUld be sUrprised what sUffering yoU can experience at my hand.

:33 < doc scratch meowre like cr33py little man
@gabardineCrescendo¶moirail¶date¶you¶pick¶the¶place¶i¶know¶you¶need¶it
A Perfect Example Of What The Public Wishes To See From Those Who Lift Their Shirts In Photos. Thank You.

digging. hard work. when. you are. so tall. but. i make. it work.

Hmmm. I want, and I don't know what it it is that I want. A constant problem.

#DoNotGoogleThis Charizarding.
It's #bulgeontimelinetuesday. I'm Sorry If You Were Not Properly Informed. #nsfw
The what
The Sun Will Be Setting Soon, Officially Signaling The Start Of Bulge Related Festivities. I Expect All Of You To Be Ready. #nsfw

https://i.po+stimg.cc/JzH2V4M5/image-2026-04-07-191940613.png Me right no+w. #vaguepo+sting

what. iz thiz.
theres so many daves here maybe they should consider recreatimg the josh fight
yall ever think about being evil? not like morally reprehensible kinda evil just cartoon villain really inconvenient kinda evil i think id do a great fuckin job at that kinda thing i even got the cat that sits in my lap when i turn around in my chair to look at you when you walk in
Does anyone else have that troll named Yugioh constantly challenging you to culling card games or is he pitch for me?¶
ive never had a burger before...
she just doxxed me #vagueposting #kindof
If You Have No Treasure Trail, Why Are You Lifting Your Shirt? Put It Back Down. #nsfw
apparently liiviing rent free iin the miind of 2ome human iive never met. thii2 ii2 becau2e iim good at everythiing, hand2ome, and overall fuckiing iincrediible.

too much peixes spreadin positivity rn. i gotta come in bring some balance. everyone say )(-EY YOU LOOK UGLY!! everyone say FUCK YOU!!! everyone say IMMA KRILL YOU!! or watever else you wanna say. go ahead n say it to friends or enemies idc just tip the scales a lil
TThere2 aTT lea2TT 4 or more p2iioniic TTwiink2 on TThii2 2iiTTe can you be a liiTTTTle more 2peciifiic

im thinking. about girls. and nonbinary. only. because im. #darkwoke and #evil.
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i LOOK AMAZING, iN THIS DRESS,
man i miss shoppin now waterver i want just appiers and it aint no fun 38( #richgurlprobz

These fucking bandages are itchy.
Some Of You Don't Even Have Someone Who Hates You Enough To Want To Fill Buckets With You. You Will Not Be Surviving Drone Season. #nsfw
||&im so sorry mr. karkat, i have madde a severe andd continuous lappse in my juddggement, andd i ddont exppect to bbe forggiven. im simpply here to appologgize.
i have cØmmitted a prank successfully. we ignØre. Ønes cØnditiØn. he deserved it.

This must be how God felt when they ate that apple.

Why is she like that. #vagueposting
I'M FINALLY GETTING A GRASP ON WHAT I HAVE TO DO. WHAT I WAS FUCKING HATCHED FOR. I KNOW I'VE SAID THAT A BUNCH OF TIMES OVER THE COURSE OF OUR GROTESQUE EXCUSE FOR A LEGACY BUT. I REALLY MEAN IT THIS TIME.

alternians d0nt fuck ar0und (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, <3<, archive rating: M)
Some Trolls Will Tell You Not To Suck Bulge Because It May Decide Not To Retract From Your Throat. Do Not Listen To Those Quitters. #nsfw
@tunnblingTenet is this us? https://cdn.inngchest.conn/files/88a478a00289.png
watching a goofy movie via 25 metube videos. whoever said piracy was dead was a big fat lying bitch

i remember what expl0ding was like. 0u0
the dog inside me wants to search you for illegal substances and possible bombs
hey i jzt made my accz here .w. im def0 a troll LOL truzt!!!!

megidd0 was kn0wn in the akkadian language used in assyria as magiddu, magaddu. in egyptian, it was maketi, makitu, and maked0. in the canaanite-influenced akkadian used in the amarna letters, it was kn0wn as magidda and makida. it was k0ine greek: μαγεδών/μαγεδδώ, magedón/mageddó in the septuagint; latin: magedd0 in the vulgate. k0ine greek: ἁρμαγεδών, r0manized: harmagedōn, a transliterati0n 0f the hebrew har megidd0 "m0unt megidd0". the b00k 0f revelati0n describes an ap0calyptic battle at armagedd0n in revelati0n 16:14. fr0m this appearance in a well-kn0wn eschat0l0gical text, the term "armagedd0n" has c0me t0 signify any w0rld-ending catastr0phe. i like wikipedia. 0u0

gabagool https://i.postimg.cc/VsMNZYPd/trolltonysoprano2.png

i'm n0t a trans man but f0r the sake 0f the bit i will buy a binder with hatsune miku 0n it t0 weap0nize cringe. 0u0

i am legally classified as a cryptid. 0u0

b0nes are great. if y0u find b0nes tell me where they are and m0ve n0thing ar0und them at all. 0u0

ball rec0gnizes ball.

g0nchar0v is the greatest thing humans have ever d0ne.

its everywhere #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/443e0ee1294d.png

↗️COMPLETELY VALUELESS. THANK YOU FOR NOTHING.↗️

yOU ARE MY FAVORITE, gIRLTHING,

X I should tattoo the words “hole puncher” on my fist #nsfw x
||&bbeen sittingg in this human ddennys pparkingg lot for like two hours now. handds oppen, where the homies at? at this ppoint there aint ggonna bbe any bbros to ggroupp hugg in the showers :(

hell0 rand0m things 0n the internet. y0u sh0uld be weirder and cause pr0blems 0n purp0se.

sWISH, sWISH,
Th' best part of bein' a maid is th' little swish of m'skirt!

Well, that is paperwork off the ta8le for the evening.

dave strider is an h0n0rary megid0. my c0nd0lences. 0_0

Quick questioon can yoou please bloock my lusus befoore he poosts moore oof my wriggler phootoos
@ChIlLeRaFiCiOnAdO YoUrE My bIgGeSt fAn

:33 < "omg nepeta is such a cute kitty" :33 < efurryone wishes they were a catgirl and love cat girl antics :33 < but no one realizes being a catgirl means mew wanna eat small animals :33 < and i guess thats a hard pill to swallow fur some

ᐖ ITZ SO EMBARRASSING WHEN UR EMBEᐖ ᐖOESNT EMBEᐖ SO U TRY AGAIN BUT THEN THE FIRST EMBEᐖ ᐖOES EMBEᐖ ANᐖ NOW UVE JUST SENT THE SAME THING TWIᑈE LIKE UR STOOPIᐖ ᑈHITTR IM TRYING TO FLIRT W A HAWT ᑈLOWN ᐖX ᐖONT ᐖO ᐖIS 2 ME ᐛ
Am I not allowed to feel love for things, Dirk Strider?

hERE, @GUTSYgUMSHOE THIS IS, mY UNDERSTANDING OF THE WHOLE, aLPHA kID DYNAMIC, hERE, aM i MISSING SOMETHING, KEY AND VITAL? HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/E7E7E4702E0C.PNG

i als0 have n0 idea wh0 y0u are and feel incredibly neutral ab0ut y0ur existence. 0u0

inside 0f y0u there are tw0 w0lves. 0ne is called ul and the 0ther is called cer. seek a d0ct0r. 0_0
Why are there so many fight clubs???

Yuck yuck ha ha fightclub chit.
hey gramp2 ii found an opp @TTwiinArmageddon2
dont cared didnt aZK PLUZ you havent even maZtered ticK manipulation 🙄

girls like swarms of lizards right?

1 h4v3 b33n told of s3v3r4l r3ports of 1ll3g4l 4ct1v1ty 4nd th3r3 1s no on3 3ls3 who h4s b33n su1t3d for th3 t4sk, but 1. Wh1ch 1s unfortun4t3 b3c4us3 1 c4nnot clon3 mys3lf 4nd b3 1n s3v3r4l pl4c3s 4t onc3 4nd 1t 1s NOT 4 sk1ll 1ssu3. 1t 1s out of my prof3ss1on.
ju2t watched 2ome dumbfuck 2hiit-for-pan po2t criinge on my tiimeliine. ew. #vagueposting
Rare OOC post to show Aleata's kin onion, since there's really no way to rationalize her posting it in-character. She's very normal. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/29b658d80965.png

lIkE this post if yOU think i shOUld be AllowEd to do whAtevEr stUpId dAngeroUs bUllshIt i want fOrevEr. trying to mAkE a pOInt
<1 jus7 made an07her led d10de expl0de aga1n why d0 1 keep mak1ng n00b m1s7akes la7ely #fuckmychudl1fe #hardwareSUCKS/>
~~at least i got to see the very end when rankmaid kicked ass~~still really mad i missed it~~
I APOLOGIZE, MY WIFE HAS BEEN SUCH A BAD INFLUENCE ON ME AND MY DEEP WEB SITE HABITS, I'VE FORGOTTEN HOW MUCH OF AN IMPACT MY WORDS AND ACTIONS CAN HAVE. THE WORLD WIDE WEBS FEELING OF ANONYMITY HAS TRULY COMPROMISED ME AND MY ACTIONS.. BUT ALSO WATER IS FOR BIG BABIES THAT GO GOOGOOGAGA AND CANT HANDLE THEIR FINE SPIRITS.
IF YOU COULD, PLEASE KEEP US UPDATED ON FURTHER PROGRESSION ON THE OUTCOMES OF THIS EXPERIENCE. I'M ON MY THIRD GLASS OF FINE IRISH WHISKEY (NEAT) AND 12TH CUBAN CIGAR. I HAVE BEEN CURIOUS ABOUT THIS "WATER DRINKING" THE YOUTH KEEP GOING ON ABOUT.
TThey haTTed TTroll je2u2 becau2e he 2poke TThe TTruTTh
cann i start postinng about how i wannt boobs inn mmy face or should i wait for the proper hour to be hornny onn mmainn #nnsfw
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! say goss!p culture !s dead and we should br!ng !t back! L!ke yesss, tell about that gold that made your palmhusk gl!tch~
catboy this, catboy that, dogboys can pee on your couch too yknow
#pissing in the bathroom at #eridanweek and gogdamn is my engine purring loud as FUCK. I'm sweaty and cofurrred in oils of varying smoke points it smells like a fuckin hibachi in here. I really hope nobody noticed my bulge tenting my skirt the whole time, I was right next to rankmaid and the prrresident AND the newscaster if that's obvious in any of the photos they took I'm gonna DI3 #butNotActually #cuzImmaGhostInARobot #😸 #😽 mew~ 💖✨
YEAH I MEAN ITS LIKE NICE AND ALL BUT THEY DO KINDA TAKE THE WHOLE FEED EVERY EVENING WHICH I DONT RLLY LIKE LIKE BUT WHATEVS

:33 < oh no.... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3957e7d94735.jpg
I fucking LIVE you fuckers! #eridanweek #probablybrokeabone
CELEBRITY STUFF AND PPL ORGANIZED A PARTY LIKE DIDDY PARTIES SOMETHING SIMILAR I THINK

































































