♦ pitied by @heartwiredContrarian
oh sorry, im lost right njow
i might need help im not sure
let me tell you. sometimes you start a bit and you are not prepared for what it entails and you are in TOO fucking deep to back out. seriously i am fucking in the trenches right now and no i cannot fucking explain.
♤ My Innocence And Spear Were Lost Last Night. But We Move On. Avoid Letting This... Fiend, Get The Better Of Me. ♤
-^hhgmyy f∇ckinggod im a f∇ck∇p ∇i f∇cked ∇p before i f∇cked ∇p again and i re∇ined ff∇cking everything the little bit of good i had inmy life i r∇ined it ff∇ck i fmy god i icant^-
7eah i'm overthinking things
◌ Waking up from my nap was a mistake. ⧂
I slept horribly. :(
here'S a cool. little bit. of phuntr trivia for you. it'S actually not my hivr. or it wasn'T. i guess it is noww. since i'M the only one living in it. another one. wheneevr i needed something, someone, it was always you, there to back me up. every time i got myself in to some stupid fucking situation, you caught me. i never felt so safe, with someone at my back. even now, there’s still ripples of you. my shit, chud life. i wouldn’T be able to live it so carefree without all you did for me. i'D probably be scrounging dumpsters, or wrose, dead. your hive - our hive. it feels so fucking emty without you in it. i still have all your vinyls. i don’T even fucking play thme. i can’T. i remember that first jam we had. just sitting on the floor of your block, talking while the music played. here’S a fast one. an angry one. let’S just get your fucking feelings out. we jsut smashed shit. broke it. and afterwards we fell to the floor, breathing heavily, laughing. it felt good. liberating. ever since, i don’T think I’ve ever felt so fucking free. thank you. #phuntrsawesomequest #substance
sometimes i wonder if i made a mistake. nothing permanent, but something i didn't need to do. hrm
my decⓘsⓘ໑n makⓘng f໑r acquⓘrⓘng thⓘngs used t໑ be s໑ sⓘmple when ⓘ dⓘdnt have fⓘlled quadrants y໑u kn໑w the basⓘcs lⓘke f໑໑d and water but n໑ n໑w ⓘ have t໑ weⓘgh my lⓘfe agaⓘnst the chance ໑f stealⓘng s໑methⓘng s໑ precⓘ໑us ⓘt w໑uld have my n໑໑k and the e><act number ໑f veⓘneater beetle eggs t໑ be ⓘnserted ⓘnt໑ ⓘt ໑n capture plastered ໑n every street ໑n alternⓘa #nsfw #nsfwe #vⓘ໑lence
they get creatⓘve wⓘth punⓘshments f໑r yell໑wbl໑໑ds lmfa໑
(◕ ᴥ ◕) grhhhhhh… fraimi mad…fraimad…
The AC in the office i∆n't working! I'm ∆weating!!!!
haha, i could use that luck right about now. everythings so messed up... but, i hope your day is going okay!
Morning people. Odd day, been running around the city for a client who stopped in. Why they thought coming to a physical therapist with a serious case of stone to flesh recovery was the play I'm not sure. But it's compelling. Hopefully I'll get them back to having feeling in their body again.
✿ dude had a daymare i was makin a sandwich and then a huge shadow man with gnarled fingers came after me and grabbed my sammich threw it on the ground and then picked me up and stretched me like taffy before eating ME i woke up cold and sweaty
-=[wwell it was nice knowing darlin i guess sjherjrh_☺]=-
im still stuck in this messiah dAMN tunnel but i can hear him within. motherfucking chortling #meganestunnel httPs://i.imgur.com/dkrsGsH.jPeg -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
|-[__]--- Some ask, hehe, Anesia, why do you do your mediculler work primarily in the basement? |-[__]--- Well, dear potential patient, the answer is simple! I live in- well, more adjacent, hehe- an area that comes under frequent drone fire. |-[__]--- Better to be able to get to it without the entire building shaking up, hmhm.
.................................. I brØKe ↗he bØ↗↗↙e. ↗he ↗Øp snApped Øff. ↗here is g↙ue Øn my f↙ØØr. Øh nØ. #mycup
No matesprit day two: clearly I was up to things last night, as I woke up to a printed out image of an apology from a Dirk Strider variant. That can’t be good.
[GC] is now offline my ex misses me but HER AIM IS GETTING BE- [gelatinousCombatant was sniped by angryExGirlfriend]
g/)t my ass shanked and beat but they didn’t aim f/)r the face s/) ykw that’s fine im getting c/)/)l stars fr/)m this and im still super h/)t and tall and awes/)me. #vi/)lence
wahahahahhhhhh ims o emotional righ tnow baby kittens i want all of them 😢 #sad
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ How am I supposed to beat that? A heart in a jar? Maybe I was never meant to. Maybe I was always just gonna... be a second choice. slight #gore mention ]
my ex is on chittr nowiefjsfoidsfdsoifdiasidofjfsifdsiojfdsf #vaguepost
When the high is gone u_u #substance https://file.garden/Zu7pjGV7oGLUPzsR/IMG_5889.jpeg
yes and yes just d໑nt be surprⓘsed when ⓘ hurt y໑u m໑re
FUCK
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Bweh... ]
i am too inebriated for this i’m going to need all the striders to exit my dms immediately #substance
- I STILL NEED TO BE PACIFIED 🤣🤣🤣 - THE SITUATION HERE IS BECOMING DIRE - BUT NOT FOR ME! LOL! 😂😂😂😂🖐️ #Bloodlust #PlatonicHate
Curse the fact that literally being a cursed being causes chronic pain.
It doesn't. I would know, I had attempted that in the past.
Guys, Timi and friends are going to die horribly.
(V)(',,')(V) na c℧s hes had it f℧cking hard recently like been thr℧ the f℧c℧king ringer and then some1 has the a℧dacity to spo℧t shit like that???? what ht f℧ck im so mad rn br℧h
(V)(',,')(V) act℧ally f℧ckkk this site bro f℧ck this place
(V)(',,')(V) ok smoked some weed i think im good now b℧tr br℧h ssome of ℧ on here are... f℧cking weird #s℧bstance
The writer is a fan of Timi. But remember, it isn't a loop, it's a spiral. And we've yet to have dived down into the real depths under the surface. #TheScript
✿ i can’t do anyding right man just wanted to watch a fuhreakin movie bruh
The writer awakened from his slumber, sweat trickled down his face and fear quivered in his hands. He must write again. #TheScript
And then everyone was mean to Kryqus. #TheScript
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One learned early on that TROLLNAPPING someone for a date is not particularly appreciated. Perhaps OTHERS would do well to learn from my advice. MUAHAHA!! Ʒ
Some crushes are better left as crushes. Sometimes, you only like someone because you don’t know enough about them to dislike them.
He Called Me A " Whore " In So Many Words But That Was, Of Course, My Fault. As It Was My Fault For Thinking For A Single Moment That Someone Could Handle All Of The Insanity That Comes With Being With Me In Any Way. Eventually I Will Always Become " Too Much ". I Can't Help It. #nsfw I Suppose.
♯oh & i bet theyre ♯so ♯smug in whatever ♯metaphysical ♯writingblock its ♯holedaway in ♯whatever
The columnist is sat on her rooftop. Reading the notifications on her palmhusk. She looked up to the twin moons. In her hands, free and bare. She looked at her own silver ring. ... A pair. Will she know? ... Kurloz is probably right. Darlin has no favor. He would crush her heart if it meant he'd secure the safety of his in Her hands. Maybe, he already has. Maybe, she never was wearing a pair to begin with. She doesn't take off the ring. #TheScript
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Please don't. Please stop. I don't want her to see this. ]
I DONT LIKE YOU
i dont like you
♯NO
HEY OKAY I DID NOT GIVEYOUPERMISSION
YOUMINDYOUR RFUCKING BUSINESS
w]-[aТТ's up []-[iТТТТr dwellers? guess w]-[[] w[]]{e up ТТ[] ]-[[]rr[]rТТerr[]r singing
✿ brah we lususposting? shoutout to snailpa and also imma find out who murdered u one day … they gonna rue the day they salted u
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFW ╰┈➤ Divine voices are telling me my bulge belongs in da electrical socket
why is it just me at the top… I’m scared…
ow my poor ego
i miss him. i wish i knew where he went ♥︎ #concupiscentanonymously ♠
↗️SOMETIMES I AM CONVINCED THAT FAILURE IS MY WORKSQUARE NEIGHBOR'S PRIMARY DIRECTIVE.↗️ ↘️that he is literally unable to perform any feat of success, regardless of what task he is set to behold.↘️ ↗️SHUT DOWN THE CAVERNS.↗️ ↘️we have hatched a grub with no thinksponge.↘️
K--<im going fucking gaga dude who the hell posted that
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K--<i am not down bad im down good. im down normal. because im normal.
yes ma'am! ^◡^'
my scanners indicate an overwhelming homosexual crisis about you im sorry
if i fuCk up, i Can only apolo6ise ma'am.
Ahh, I get the appeal of being stepped on, but there's more to life than that! Is it so much to ask that my flesh be torn open sexual style? >///< #nsfw #nsfwe #guro
Yes... If a dame were tx tell me I'd fall tx my knees withxut a wxrd!!! It's the cxrrect thing tx dx!!! !!! The virtuxus thing...!!! !!! !!! #suggestivs
Well I dxn't think anybxdy deserves tx be trampled... But if a dame were tx request it then I suppxse I cxuld alsx be a carpet :(((
i also found out i like girls, that’s cool. i’m a girl and i like girls.
i think my mutuals are succumbing t/) eldritch madness again #hatewhenthathappens
Ö-> +here are söme members öf my cas+e +ha+ makes all öf us löök bad. Yöu knöw whö yöu are. Please be nörmal. #vaguepös+ing
Oh no, something crazy and polarizing. I had coco helado. This was my sweet treat.
Ththen you need better priorities, I think. ..That doesn't sound rude, does it? I hope it doesn't..
Wwell, I, jjust.. I'm usually better at putting my foot down, it's just.. That's a lie. Okay. I may be a little prone to it..
telling my personal chef #mychef to make the most atrocious fucking sandwich ever.
Now why have I been handed not one, but two more energy drinks? Is this an assassination attempt?
this was her 20th chance
troll pussy being called nook is cool and all but my autocorrect keeps changing it to book. i've told too many women on here that i loved cumming in their book :( #nsfw
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sorry, i got a little angry.
can't sleep. no sleep. fuck. #sleepdeprived
have y໑u c໑nsⓘdered drⓘnkⓘng s໑me warm m໑໑beast mⓘlk an tuckⓘng y໑urself ⓘn really really well ⓘ mean y໑u a prⓘncess after all maybe the bedr໑໑m ⓘs just t໑໑ peasent-lⓘke f໑r y໑ur standards
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i dont make wis)(es, i make realities expect t)(at one day.
we can arrange a more permanent break.
If my Chitts keep flopping I’m actually just going to throw a 8rick at someone. </3
they are pr໑bably just beⓘng shy queen keep ໑n askⓘng
Well I xught tx... I dxn't mean tx gx against yxur wishes but it's in my nature tx wxrry a little when I hear abxut a lady such as yxurself facing scxundrels... ... ... I wxn't fxrce my help... But if there's anything at all then I'll be arxund!!! :)))
I guess... But intent's impxrtant txx... As it stands I dxn't necessarily mind being inxffensive!!! I definitely prefer it... But I dx alsx wanna be... Striking!!! I wanna stick in pexple's pans!!! :000
Sxrry... I mean!!! Nxt sxrry!!! Because yxu wxuldn't vague pxst abxut an interactixn yxu had nights agx!!! Right??? X)))
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My lusus g✿t in the mulch again B:/ °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
175 0K 1F 3VRY0N3 H4T35 MY MU51C 1C4N L15TSTEN AL0N3 H3H3H3H4 https://file.garden/ae6oRvOtfC9BcMqQ/MYTUNES.png
-=[ imm so hungry icould eat a chittr mutual_☺]=-
I need to stop crying over stupid men ૮ ◞ ﻌ ◟ ა
whā hāppēn īnmīlk høūr ī ālsø mīssēd īt ī wās nāppīng
why is there s☘︎ many h☘︎tties....that I CAN'T EVEN TALK T☘︎☘︎☘︎UHHHH!!!!!! #vaguep☘︎sting?
what tha t https://files.catbox.moe/s6wmns.gif #gif
࣪⊹₊˚{ GLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUB!!!! }*0*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
✿ they hate me for my incredible swag
W8, do palmhusks work in wate
just sitting outside my hive. one of the walls basically entirely crumbled. balcony gone. might be a new low for me. and i can STILL fucking smell flydad from here. fuck my chud life.
just read some shit that PISSED ME OFF!! and no i will not elaborate because the opposition will fucking kill me okay thanks guys
t)(e key to a good workout is to be broken and rebuilt again wit)(in it. )(ad to teac)( a younger me t)(is lesson after bringin )(er to my gym and s)(owin )(er w)(at an empress can really do. no tricks, no gimmicks- )(and to )(and, just like in my yout)(. )(e)(e)(e)(e)(e)(e)(e)(e)(e)(... @corallineCataclysm
✿ n to all my fuhreakin haters FUKKKK u https://i.ibb.co/3YV0ZNjq/Illustration.png
(◕ ᴥ ◕) uehhhh… guwhy do i feel like gusomeone knows a secret about me…
xx_WATEVER._U_KNO_WUT?_FINE!!!_DO_UR_FREAKO_PHOTO_THANG._CHOW_NO_CARE!!!_CHOW_CARES_SO_LITTLE_SHE_PATTING_DA_BED_RN_INVITATION_TO_FREAKING_JOIN._HAEV_A_LIL_NAP_WIF_ME_FREAKO._CHOW_SO_NICE_SHE_WOULDNT_EVEN_HURTB_U._HARUMPH!!!!!!!!!_xx
MANY PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THIS BUT THEY'RE SAYING THAT LISTENING TO CDS IN YOUR RECUPERACOON IS ABOUT AS CLOSE TO MEETING GOD AS YOU'RE EVER GONNA GET.
Why are these cookies comb-shaped? A1Z anyway. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/16b8a0336895.png
↘️i understand what a chud is.↘️ ↗️COOL↗️ ↘️honorable↘️ ↗️UNIQUE↗️ ↘️deskworker.↘️ ↗️SO YES.↗️ ↘️i am a chud.↘️
MY FUCKIN BOWNIES!!!!!! Im never using thw oven again ever https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bd31f39bda2d.jpg
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guehmm... my lusus passed a few sweeps ago but i guwill remember sealmama on this holiday... if it guweren't for her thinking i was her missing pup i guwould have died!!!
t)(at better be a corpse. i )(ope t)(ats a corpse.
✿ tell em i said sorry tho
You ever been decapitated before? Can't say I recommend it but there's worse ways to go. #gore
I am thinking of getting back on the dating aꫂ❁ꫂ❁s. This has historically not gone well for me (see: The casteꫂ❁lay guy and the ꫂ❁heremones guy I mentioned on here ꫂ❁reviously) but!! I am nothing! If not! An oꫂ❁timist!!!! So. Maybe??? ❣︎
I AM ABOUT TO FIGHT A GNOME THAT IS HOLDING CRONUS AMPORA HOSTAGE!!! WISH ME LUCK EVERY ONE!!!!
doink sum lilliputian shit to this guye. hae hae hae! #gnomevworry #behappy
this is kind of healing actually confession: I settle for a lot less than I deserve, 8ecause the alternative feels far worse
s)(oulda stayed sleepin
✿ actually lowkey think i shoulda kept dis one in da drafts my b yall
>> Aaahh ¡t fee1ડ ડo we¡rd that my Ch¡ttડ w¡11 have my face r¡ght on them now hahaha After the meet¡ng w¡th the Preડ¡dent, ¡ don't th¡nk there'ડ any way ¡'m not updat¡ng my pfp to the photo we took!! But a1ડo, th¡ડ doeડ g¡ve me ડecond thoughtડ about my.. uડua1.. poડt¡ng hab¡tડ.
STOP THIS
Today I got to have filtered water and even some apple juice.
Ugh. I know you all have been waiting with baited breath. So, fine. I suppose I can no longer deny you. Get me to 10k Kult, and I'll post #NSFW of myself. I've already booked a photorturegrapher for the occasion. #Girlboss #WomenInSTEM #WomenOutOfPocket - MC Oleana
8een there 8uddy ૮ ◞ ﻌ ◟ ა I promise it gets 8etter !! even after the tenth time !!
K--<i dont think im ever gonna be able to tell someone i love them again
HA! A$$$ a $$$ubjuggulator, violen¢e i$$$ in my blood, $$$o not really
note to zzzelf: the funky zzzmelling grape-lemon colored zzzmoothie izzz NOT A ZZZMOOTHIE httpzzz://file.garden/ae64nVAoTDGIu7u1/Untitled2101_20260506181430.png
WELL VIOLENCE IS FUNNY SOMETIMES / ignore my thickskulled brother its not
i thinnk it is just. a really bad pann ache. im sure it will go away
I am unsure. I've spent so long on a grindset that I'm basically a smooth stone. Maybe I'm someone's type. I just don't kno≈ for myself.
I think I got lied to... it's not dark and scary outside...
(V)(',,')(V) no c℧z if ℧ tryna eat me ℧G GOTTA get thr℧ my bro @gl℧rpMaster first he got me fr fr yep good l℧ck on dat
K--<i am currently: incredibly sad and lonely drunk #substance
the lyrics are escapiNg me today.
im... sniffles... just a useless CHUD!
alright i'M going to be real with you guys after my hit chitt yesterday i was opened a program to make a beat to further the bit and i swear i spent maybe 40 minutes that accumulated in me making something that sounded like i was pushing one singular instrument out of my waste chute. hangs my head dejectedly siiiiigh.... maybe big p is NOT on the mic
#substances https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/465705309080518657/1501599182799241276/IMG_2745.png?ex=69fca8b7&is=69fb5737&hm=b5523d2b6d3a828518eb71d591b239d816106ac0044d6a303343f1eb1789c86f&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=776&height=835
BLEARY-BULBED. CONGEALING BACK INTO CONSCIOUSNESS LIKE HOT SEWAGE THROUGH A SIEVE. ON THE RAZOR'S EDGE BETWEEN MERCILESS LIFE AND THE WELCOME REPRIEVE OF DEATH. TURNING ON EVERY SERVER IN MY HIVE TO TRY AND PREVENT THE TOTAL SYSTEM FAILURE OF HATE BOT AT THE MOST UNGODLY HOURS OF THE DAY RAISED THE TEMPERATURE OF MY HIVE TO BE HOTTER THAN THE SURFACE OF THE FUCKING SUN. I AM TEARING OFF EVERY ARTICLE OF CLOTHING BUT THE BARE BULGECHAFING MINIMUM. I TRULY DO NOT GIVE A THERMONUCLEAR FUCK IF THIS IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION. #NSFW, IF IT MATTERS SO FUCKING MUCH. I AM MELTING LIKE A GRUBSICLE. I AM RENDERING INTO LAMP OIL. IT'S A MIRACLE THAT I HAVEN'T DROWNED IN MY OWN DIABOLICAL SECRETIONS. UNBEARABLE SHIT-WRIGGLING GUTSNAKES, PLEASE. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. NOTHING, NOT EVEN HATE BOT, COULD BE WORTH THIS.
Two friends in as many days have called me cruel, must be a coincidence and nothing that I should examine or question about myself.
♤ Missed The Gala Because I Couldn't Get An Outfit Tailored In Time, Sadly. ♤
screamfest seems fun but i cant scream anymore X(
need opinions on a new producer tag (not doing quirks because legally i don'T think i own them): [casper voice]: "B-B-B-B-BIG P" [kryqus voice, holding back a moan]: "phunny on the mic~" [wrothe, screaming as loudly as possible]: "PHUNTR IN THE FUCKING HIIIIIIIIVE" i'M very open to opinions and suggestions thanks guys
good evening chittr! i am quite under the weather i am sitting next to a giant pile of tissues 0n0 i heard there was a gala tonight while i was recuping off my sickness! did anything interesting happen that i might like to know (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, mysterious stranger, meet cutes, formal wear, archive rating: G)
its difficult bein me and fillin quadrants. not for a lack of tryin or options, mind you. but w)(en everyone's made of cardboard or wants you dead, it )(its you in t)(e dark of t)(ose moments layin t)(ere t)(at you really are t)(e w)(ere t)(e buck stops; t)(e pinnacle, t)(e peak, and t)(e solitude t)(erein. i suppose t)(ats w)(y ive always favored t)(e form over t)(e romance. t)(e smoot)(ness of t)(e c)(itinous s)(ell, t)(e meat in various states of life. t)(e semi-sweet scent and gloss of troll blood. a dead body is beautiful and can be made more beautiful by )(and and impact. and wit)( my )(and, i can seize for myself t)(e warmt)( in turn denied to me. like ive taken everyt)(in else before.
)(a)(a)(. s)(ore. let's pretend its for good t)(ins.
Serenity hated this one. That stings.
☆▪︎An anonymous troll said▪︎☆: "I should not want her Nor should I feel shame for it I'm a hypocrite" #awh
☆▪︎An anonymous troll said▪︎☆: "cronus wet the coon till he was 6 but you aint hear it from me" #TIL6??? #BAHAHAHAHAHA
Look2 a2 iif II have gotten my2elf iinto a prediicament. The la2t tiime II accepted 2uch a iinviitatiion my body wa2 pummeled iinto ground grubmeat and II perii2hed and wa2 brought back two beiing over 10,000 tiime2 by what mu2t have been over 12 diifferent tiimeliine Aradiia2. To be hone2t II am 2tiill recoveriing, perhap2 not phy2iically, but mentally from that.
whoevr out here leavin fuckin weird ass holes outside crideas hive ur on thin ice i almost fukin tripped ovr dat shit u asshole >:/
Enjoying a cup of coffee on the balcony at midnight in Midnight City. It's drizzling a bit, but really when isn't it? Nights like this really can make a girl feel lonely when she's spent the entire day cooped up in an office...
,,,lo$t,,,my,,,bulbpatch again,,, ,,,it goe$ mi$$ing,,,$o often,,, ,,,(º ◡ x),,,
xx_wverygone_is_ignoring_my_poasts_but_chchow_speaks_da_truth_xx
ough chittr... i got the munchies sumthin fierce rn..... pray 4 me #substance
﹏﹏﹏﹏𓂁﹏﹏﹏﹏ fish i had a beach in my beautiful canopy bed snuggled up under my plush blankets with me........ sooooooo lonely tonighttttttt ﹏﹏﹏﹏𓂁﹏﹏﹏﹏
(◕ ᴥ ◕) uehhh so embarrassing! my thumb slipped and i liked a post i gudidn’t mean to (Ó ᴥ Ò) ignore that!!
oH No,... yOuR ErIgHt
kArKaT ToOk mY ClOwN NoSe oFf. :o(
dave is making the worst beat i've ever heard in my entire life
beac)( was nice. date sucked. womp womp, t)(ats life. tc)(...
=:) Ughhh | have a hangover and my mo|ra|l |s out for the week for worrrkkkk!! ):=~
[ T)(ere's only an attac)(ed audio clip of multiple t)(ins bein viciously destroyed alongside screamin not just of t)(e Condesce, but of ot)(er unknown troll parties bein done t)(ins to t)(em t)(at can only be imagined by t)(e pitc)( of t)(eir screams. T)(e audio clip goes on for 30 minutes. ]
-=[ gguys what do youy do if one of your newly acquired acquaintances is ggiving off the vibes that thyey only want to hangg out with you in order to corruptyou with something suspiciously ambiguous x-) send chitt #vaguepost #nnnottalkingaboutanyoneinparticular #justthinkingoutloud_☺]=-
Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better, but the frog dies. - Jane Crocker, thirty seconds ago.
ᐖ AOUGHHHHHHHH ᐛ
ᐖ YYOUR FRIENᐖ IS SHE SANGLE ᐛ
[Typical Casper post that makes you laugh a little to yourself, but after reflecting on it makes you worry a little after his mental health.]
\\ WAIT OH MY GOD THAT DIDNT GET PUT INTO A READ MORE ON YOUR FEEDS? IM SO FUCKING SORRY
you ever just spend a day coked out and realize you coulda been actually writing that manuscript the entire fucking time? dont tell my publisher #substances
∻Nature is beautiful, especially at h☢me. https://file.garden/ad5G09f☢F0kAW8K_/beach.png∻
Normal raisin.
3833 < The children have gnawed through a 20lb bag of cat food. > 3833 < How. >
yall got NO idea how fucked up it is to actually understand what this bitch is thinking うん、素晴らしい、そのまま苦しんでいなさい。てめえを永遠にアタシの頭の中に閉じ込めておくからな。
hey everyxone it's me, the trxoll with the wxorst life imaginable. nxoxone ask me what specifically is bad, thxough. yxou just have txo knxow whatever yxou're gxoing thrxough, what i'm gxoing thrxough is wxorse. feel bad fxor me xoxo
⚜HARK!!! CURRENTLY POSTING WITHIN THE FIRST BELLY OF A MULTI-SEGMENTED GROUND CRAWLER, TWAS NOT EXPECTING MY DAY TO GO THIS WAY #FLARPPROBLEMS⚜⁀➴
>+. THINKING ABOUT THAT GUY'S BULGE ART AGAIN SORRY EVERYONE .+< #nsfw
(◕ ᴥ ◕) unfortunate gunews. i seem to have dropped my shellphone in guwater and it is NOT arctic water proof. or ice berg proof. uehhhhhhh…
?o<<y fo< my ab?ence my lu?u? ?hatte<ed my fucking keyboa<d with hi? ?tupid fat a??. I COULD ONLY ?EE CHIT? BUT NOT INTE<ACT WHAT KIND OF ?ICK WO<LD I? THAT!!!
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Can't be that. ]
;; t-the only t-thing getting me through w-work today i§ t-thinking about the b-beer in my fridge when i get hive #§ub§tance ;;
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ 'M nose is bleeding. I don't know why. ]
⋙ HELL⏱ ℃hittr! It seems the safe I had p⏱sted ab⏱ut a bit ag⏱ is n⏱w G⏱NE. S⏱me⏱ne had ST⏱LEN IT. My hive d⏱esn't have any marks ⏱f any kind ⏱f breaking in fr⏱m what I've seen, but my safe is still g⏱ne! With all the jewellery in it!!!! Gadz⏱⏱ks!!!...🖉
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 CHAHAT. I HAHAVE A LOT I NEED TO MUTHAHAFUCKING REFLECT ON. :o(
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guhmph! stemcluster boys are SO gurude!!!! and bawdy!!! never trust a stemcluster boy!! they guwill lie to gyuu!!!
Some of you have never gored any8ody with your horns and it shows. #gore #violence
>+. I'M RETURNING TO THE PARTS OF MY BASEMENT WHERE I LOSE SIGNAL .+<
It's With A Heavy Heart That I Put Away The Everclear. If Nudes Are Posted Tonight I Will Be Stone Cold Sober. #nsfw #substances
aT LEAST THE ONE WHO IS, bASICALLY ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS, iS ONLY HUMAN RACIST,,,
they all want me its s0 stressful
I will die in this gym
+the horoscope sites are run by stalkers
I get sad sometimes.
ivwe done nothing vwrong in my life ewver vwhats your problem at least i dont hawve peepee colored swvill in my vweins vwait shit no backspace backspace dont send i cant be problematic on main no i said dont send not send dont send apple dont send
I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT @aeneasCaldarium IS A 8ITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER HE PISSED HIS FUCKING PANTS. HE TRIED TO TAKE HIS SHRIVELED 8ULGE OUT AND PISSED IN HIS FUCKING PANTS.
★: I made a wish on a shooting star once, long time ago, though the last time I made any general wish it caused me serious trouble.
its not ovver yet youre so young eri youre only thirteen eri yeah wwell say that to my fuckin hairline
/__ 🕯f 🕯 am ever alone w🕯༒︎h her, she's dead. Every fuck🕯ng ༒︎🕯me she ༒︎alks w🕯༒︎h ༒︎ha༒︎ b🕯༒︎ch 🕯 feel my fuck🕯ng sk🕯n crawl w🕯༒︎h rage. 𓂅𓂅 /__#v🕯olence 𓂅𓂅
Stopped for lunch after my electroreception therapy 🍽️ You wouldn't believe how hard it is to find both gluten and lactose free options 😫
I think it's gonna 8e one of those 'staring at the ceiling with all the lights off and one song on repeat all night' kinda nights. #vaguepost
S💋ME TR💋LLS SEE A GILL LIVING HER BEST LIFE AND BULLYING HER BESTIE AND SUDDENLY IT’S ALL AB💋UT BEING A HIGHBL💋💋D. CHITTR Y💋U’RE CRAY CRAY
Not now Sweetie, mommy hath imbybed too much coffee with Hoofbeast Lacrate and needs to go #Die on the loadgaper.
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- Who why
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][ I Remember My Ancestor Taking Care Of Me As A Grub. It's Just A Shame I Can't Remember Their Face Too Well. ][
X @tempestuousTestimonium flung me into the air tn, watch this shit ((Callie posts a video of herself laughing as Hal swings her around by the ankle before tossing her up into the air out of the camera frame. You can faintly hear Callie scream “DEATH FROM ABOVE!! CAW CAW” before she falls back into frame and slams face first into the pavement floor of the warehouse which breaks her nose #gore #violence #abotb x
1 M1SS MY FR13ND https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/492361508857184257/1493090130532110376/ntv870m.png?ex=69ddb40b&is=69dc628b&hm=95d1dd644522dd0df604b6d6d0926e179950441681a0301113bfddf642f958d0 #art
Huh! I have no idea, actually. That’s interesting. I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if this place had some semblance of sentience. Maybe I’ll give it a shot… no one else is certainly being very nice to it.
I don’t think so, no! It’s like… like it has the building equivalent of hyperdontia. Eugh
Can we talk about why troll comedy club2 have the wor2t yet mo2t expen2iive grub? II a2 hopiing for 2ome laugh2, good joke2, and good food two get my thiinkpan dii2tracted, but got none of the2e thiing2. The fii2h on 2tage wa2 a2 cold a2 theiir blood and a2 the earth entiitiie2 would put iit floundered before they liiterally diied on 2tage. The grub2teak wa2 dry and chewy liike a clown2 honkiing no2e. Hone2tly the honkiing no2e would have probably ta2ted better and been more funny than thii2 2hiit. Goiing two my hiive two nur2e a miigraiine. #trollcomedyclub2 #toomanyboondollar2 #badjoke2 #woe2efood #howdothey2tayiinbu2iine22 #reviiew
If I've ever #traumadumped on one of your chits just know that I'm sorry and I didn't want me to do that either.
There's a /ot of ta/k of ancestors on the feed tonight. Whi/e I don't persona//y put stock in the idea, I persona//y know a good number of tro//s who find the concept va/uab/e, if not crucia/, in their search for identity. So, I'// be doing something of a po// with this post's engagement. <3 if you c/aim an ancestors of your own. <> If you be/ieve in the concept but haven't identified yours <3< if you persona//y be/ieve the who/e thing is stupid c3< if you don't give a fuck, don't get it, or aren't a tro//
Wrong.
everyone point and laugh at this guy he cant think of effective engagement bait
wHY DOES THIS, KEEP HAPPENING THIS ISN'T, oKAY gOREGLE,
i l0st my fav0rite bracelet t0day.
< ){ hooked my horn on the doorframe again today... !>X<! }( >
Mostly violence, I guess. I used to work under a violetblood when I was young. After she got usurꫂ❁ed by her descendant, I wasn't really keen to stick around. I could just tell he was the tyꫂ❁e to hurt ꫂ❁eoꫂ❁le solely because he could. ❣︎
mainly them calling the dr0nes 0n me.
been getting a bit too many pity reacts today and i just dont like that all changing up my posting flow so none of you start getting ideas
I will not be “siccing” anyone. However, your sentiment is appreciated. I try to be a good model of citizenship, and I am glad you appreciate my efforts and policies.
have you seen him?? @barackObama sic em
yes. i have also heard it on good authority fronn a nnore esoterically inclined troll that the great prophets of eld used nnirrors nnade of this nnaterial to scry into the nnyriad futures of trollkind and thus spoke of the various prophecized rebellions and ends of the alternian ennpire. luckily they uuere all incorrect about that last bit but the rebellions they did get spot on, so kudos for that i guess?
Hm. Well, I don't know about all of that.
They should invent socks that don't have holes in the toe.
i love obama and would devote my life to him in an instant
snoop dogg house with obama shrine. karkat and john wont let me
if you are facing against a particularly useless species on a planet uuith very feuu natural resources aside fronn perhaps rare nnetals that could be nnined uuith drone labor fronn uuithin the planetary crust, you can reduce the surface of the planet to little nnore than obsidian uuith the use of plasnna torpedoes. it preserves your infantry for nnore pressing engagennents and also creates resplendent genns for the ennpress to consider as part of her intergalactic diadenn.
✿ goregle if a guy keeps bringing up yo butt is he gay
i do not dreann of a hive. i knouu that i ann destined for adnniralty. nny rest uuill be upon a uuarship in the innperial fleet.
Taking over yours.
(◕ ᴥ ◕) gyuu all are talking about height? guwell im 10 ft. gyup. 10 ft fraimi and thats what they call gme guehe
If you wish to know my accurate height, it would be somewhere between 1024' and 2048'. All contained within a 200x300 space.
Ah, you are but a simple bug within a sea of roaches. You are not special.
i have an indigoblood moirail and no. That is not normal. }{e does not kidnap grubs. …at least i’m pretty sure he doesn’t. At least 85% sure.
I once almost got with a guy who wholeheartedly believed in ꫂ❁heremones. He told me he was wearing like ant cologne or something and then asked if I'd be coming back to his hive (no) ❣︎ Also if you think the two stories I've shared on this account are ꫂ❁erhaꫂ❁s giving you a skewed ꫂ❁ersꫂ❁ective on my dating history I can assure you they are not. ❣︎
I feel like I'm actually going insane right now. I miss my boyfriend so much.
you know when you randomly get jumpscared with dysphoria / like you're just sitting writing music / then suddenly / without warning / you hate yourself / and think you hurt everyone around you
THE CHEMICAL REACTION FOR THIS MOVIE WAS NA + H20.
Throw car
