♦ pitied by @chromaticAvianoid
[totally fair, stay safe frfr 35/40 im almost outta there]
[god finally almost done with the candy section of the epilogues, fuck this shit.]
if you felt chittr hiccup that was me i did that
Updates 9n my life: I've 6een restarting T9m9dachi Life repeatedly 6ecause I'm deeply impatient.
Jeff the Sorry
first time agreeing with you teto
UGHHHHHHHH FUCK MY CHUDDY VRISKA LIFE!!!!!!!! https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/IMG_6672.jpg
gIrLs rEmEmbEr to makE surE your VIbrator and tasEr arE dIffErEnt coLors!!! FEELIng: CummIng #nsfw
my hours were cut so a coolblood got more / this sucks / i'm gonna write music about this / how am i supposed to fund concerts if i only work 5 hours a night
(( Haha, you slept?
- So there's this "humman" show... called "Rummbling in the Pummpkin Patch"... 🤩🤩
nah false because they #hurtmytummy
Um - 'cus - the - people - like - feet - I suppose - don't - know - either - ... >
karkat got made over the #feet joke post about poetry or whatever and now he’s turned away from me in bed mumbling dumbass on repeat how do i fix this chat
Making my own post. I hate candy.
they prolly got bored on account of the place they live gots nothing 2 do
i HAVE iNFiLTRATED HiS SPACE AND TORN DOWN HiS DiSTURBiNG WOLFMAN POSTERS. THEY JUST KEPT STARiNG AT ME AND i GOT A LiTTLE SCARED TO BE HONEST.. i WiLL LEAVE HiM A LETTER. iM SURE HE WiLL UNDERSTAND MY MOTiVES!!
#substances out here keeping joint pain outta dodge
Those too can be a handful, somewhat territorial too inviting in a 'stranger' to their troll's hive
last i heard trollbama and michelle are getting divorced
You'd think with how often I'm on my feet for almost days on end I'd put on at least a bit of muscle mass. But no matter what I do any additional size eludes me, this lithe frame is a universal constant it seems
i am qUite done with his nonsense! U_U https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1154891138042433649/1486841067721588776/image.png?ex=69c6f826&is=69c5a6a6&hm=618fad8c24691401c7d5520ca0b0101a77a1cab5714a26cdd05b197bac4aea09&
HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA! BEHOLD, BITCHES AND WHORES. ANOTHER PIECE OF ART BY MYSELF. THIS TIME, NOT A DRAWING. BUT A PICTURE I HAVE TAKEN WITH MY CAMERA, AFTER GETTING DONE BASHING SOME MORON'S FACE IN HALF. HAA HAA HAA. HOO HOO HOO. CENSORED, AND BLURRED BECAUSE, APPARENTLY. THIS WEBSITE CANNOT HANDLE, MY AWESOME AND RAW DISPLAYS OF AWESOME STRENGTH UNCENSORED. LET THIS BE A WARNING TO ALL THE HATERS. HAA HAA HAA!!!!!!!!!!! #GORE #VIOLENCE #VIOLENT #NSFW #ALPHAMALE #DUMBIDIOTGETSBRAINSBASHEDOUTWITHCROWBAR #REAL #PHOTOGRAPH HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/92797C160F56.PNG
how much slander do papparazi need to publish about me before its acceptable to teleport them into an active volcano?
I am going to walk into oncoming traffic. Goodbye, my constituents.
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post cancelled my bro saw and pitied that shit i gotta fly into the fucking sun
:F Just spent like forty minutes vomiting my guts out for no apparent reason why does my body hate me.
was he really always that pitifUl? he always seemed so mUch more genUinely aggravating. perhaps i was jUst an especially sensitive child.
whαt thε fυck αrε hυmαns. ι thΩυght thεy wεrε myths Ωr υrbαn lεgεnds.
hi everyone! sorry i didn't post any reviews yesterday, my laptop was giving me a lot of trouble yesterday after trying to download a movie i'd been recommended. hopefully it should be fixed now and i can go back to reviewing!
Why am i such an unlucky duck!
What the shit. u-(ᗒᗣᗕ)-u
Did you guys know you have to pay to eat the food prepared by the White House? What the fuck.
((chittr at work while having to send emails to ppl is dangerous af. i do NOT recommend, im so anxious im gonna send somebody the wrong thing))
UPDATE: THE TORTURE LABYRINTH IS NOT MADE FOR FOLKS MY SIZE. I'M STUCK IN A SPIKE PIT AND CAN'T GET OUT.
↑ c★nnot leg★lly express ★n op↑n↑on on th↑s
What in the hell is this.
I fear I may have bitten off a lot with my first earth book. What is "Europe"? And what has it done to be haunted by this "Communism" figure? Why have they not just exorcised the spirit? Is it a human custom? Ego sum ira Domini.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I want to be better than her just so I'm not as bad as her. Envious, jealous. I hate her. And that's why I like her so much. ]
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shit that last chit wwas supposed to go in my drafts fuck you all for readin wwhats basically privvate notes your coordinates are locked and bein sent to the drones
there is an animal liking every single thing i have posted
Well, when our lives are so mundane compared to the common Alternian, a unique sort of madness begins to fester within.
6ef9re I sign 9ff f9r the light there is 9ne thing I need t9 address: My f9ll9wers 9n Grum6lr (it's private #D9ntAsk) keep diagn9sing me with neur9divergencies. As a mental health #ally and an adv9cate 9f pe9ple 6eing c9mf9rta6le navigating their mental illnesses in any way they see fit, I appreciate the 9utp9uring 9f supp9rt, 6ut t9 6e clear, I am #neur9typical. Think 9f me as an 9utsider 96server and appreciat9r 9f a diverse c9mmunity and n9thing m9re. Thank y9u. #Als9 #IThinkIKn9wMyPan6etterThanY9uD9
it seams that you all didn't quite underrstand me last chitt. i am LOST and me compass is going insane. i KNOW i can swim. I'm on me jawsome ship rright now and don't need to swim anyway. I need advice on navigating. #HELP
I am so+ full o+f hate. I'm go+nna get mo+re tatto+o+s o+ut o+f anger.
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i killing you now
ITS TIME TO THINK OUGH IT HURTS :(
havent hung around trolls for a while sorry guys
i'm dyin and ~nly a kiss fr~m a h~t cl~wn can save me...
:D3-3-<> t)(3y fUcK11nG R3N4M3D M3!!!!!!!! 811Tc)(!!!!!!!!
What time is it OHMYGOG I forgot to eat again I'm going to go fix myself something before I collapse
ooc: i'm so sorry i'm gonna make this 811tC)( the most insufferable and toxic person I can manage cause why would they be anything else
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s↑gh
Born To Get Ink Forced To Sell Chairs
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0d970244fdd5.png D --> Need I say more
Hmm. Meteors raining down. Time to get high #substance #fucksburb #gmtfo
@terribleTutelary can you unlock the door i forgot my keys
KANKRI IS THE ONLY ONE I RESPECT NOW https://i.postimg.cc/g08vJzQL/Screenshot-2026-03-26-015636.png
Thank you! I may do that. Right now I need to go to sleep while I’ve gotten myself a safe place to do so. But I’\\ fo\\ow you! ♡☆♡
I am! It’s quite stressful ♡☆♡
Why do all Youtube music links simply tell me in the embed that my browser is "depreciated". The link works just fine, why are you insulting me and my browser, Youtube?
((KMS I SAID EARCH!! I SAID EARCH INSTEAD OF EARTH!!!))
talk about a shitty situation. þat sounds *miserable* to be caught up in þe middle of.. 🌙
So this is what the boys have been doing for the last few days? Interesting.
what дo you mean a лime got outed as дeing aлive???? ;;•~•;; i hoпe they're okay... 🌙
l↑sten ↑'m ★lre★dy completely fucked, ★t th↑s po↑nt ↑t's prob★bly worse ↑f ↑ h↑de
↑ don't know tbh ↑'m h★lf conv↑nced ↑'m ★lre★dy de★d ★nd th↑s ↑s just wh★t's left of my m↑nd try↑ng to cope
nobody knows how to have fun anymore https://i.imgur.com/Mifoz9l.png
[cull me.] [https://f1le.garden/Zl7dvSeckR31fJ1P/m00beastsh1t/number.png]
i 4get ppl have fathers lmao >u@
I forgot people had fathers.
I forget people can have like. Positive relationships with their fathers. Lol.
Guyz how do you block zomeone from zeeing your chitz. Guyz. He fucking made an account. I've beeen zhitting on him all night, fuuuuuck.
ripped another pair a pants today im wwillin to givve someones lusus a pass on next wweeks cull if you can fix
I WISH MY LIKES WERE ANONYMOUS, YOU DONT GET TO KNOW WHAT I WAS MILDLY ASSUMED BY.
ARE YOU IN FINANCIAL DEBT BECAUSE OF FEMBOY PYRAMID SCHEMES??? COMMENT AND I, DEXTER, SHALL GIVE YOU FINANCIAL HELP!!!!
confession #2: the conditions here are totally piss poor... as in they piss on the poor
confession #3: I'm a former gopher for Jane Crocker. After six weeks of flawless performance, I was fired after telling her that I could not work overtime as her arm candy for an evening press conference because my mother had a heart attack. She said "big whoop" and that if I was truly committed to my job and going somewhere in the industry, I would've pulled through and then brought her body in afterward. Am I crazy?
Why would it hurt when you... nevermind. I don't want to know.
#nsfw So wait. Culling isn't a sex thing?
I got bored and blocked the peanut.
YEAH IT WAS NICE KNOWING ALL OF YOU IM GOING TO FUCKING DIE https://i.postimg.cc/TYmNYVjd/Screenshot-2026-03-25-193022.png
IM GETTING A HEADACHE/
THANK YOU, ME TOO
▷THIS IS CHITTR BITCH!!!◁ ▷WE CLOWN IN THIS MUTHAFUCKA TAKE YO SENSITIVE ASS BACK TO CHUMBLR◁
I CAN'T. IM TOO BUSY CLEANING UP SOMEONES FUCKING MESS
((FUCK i haven't been able to get my image working for a while aouhhh...i've been loving my time on chittr so far though :3
missing the train sucks bad, but apparently emerging from the shadows suddenly and without prior warning right from behind "freaks people the fuck out" and "seriously harshes the vibe, Airi," so what can a bitch do.
I think the toughest part about longing for a home that doesn't exist anymore is that you even miss everything that hurt, just because it coincided with comfort that ran alongside it.
|< a cas€ for anyon€ willing to inv€stigat€. th€ fourth floor coff€€ machin€ didnt just br€ak. it was brok€n. murd€r. |< it would s€€m as if som€on€ stuff€d pi€s all ov€r th€ back of th€ machin€, clogging compl€t€ly th€ v€ntilation syst€m of th€ machin€. |< th€y suffocat€d th€ coff€€ provid€r. with pi€s. |< it do€s not bl€€d but for th€ wast€d coff€€ and th€ drops of cr€am. |< i d€mand justic€, a culprit must b€ found #murd€r #law
Téll mé ábóut ít! thís mán hás stártéd á wár ín évéry tímélíné ánd hás lóst évéry tímé!
can someone please ask kar to unblock me https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/912f9a3ac769.jpg
ugh i immediately disgusted myself with that ab0ve-it-all shit h0w d0 i fucking delete.
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i need to talk to my agent immediately oh my god
Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married
grandmas been diapermaxxing recently fml
Wait are y.o°ur likes public?
i'm not saying you picked a bad image for your profile per se, but i *am* saying that i think i need new eyes after seeing it.
"a-ah... please... b-be... gentle...!" chittr mewled pathetically. "t-too many requests... nngh..." "what? you cant handle it?" everyone smirked, cursers teasing idly over the send it. button. "please!" chittr wailed, twitching in its place. "youre going to have to be more convincing... i want to be here all night..." everyone muttered. (tags: website/user, overstimulation, too many posts, ramplay, serverplay, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
It's the Late night Companionship craving Time <3 Anyone else Know what I'm talking About?
hey rose i think you need to touch some grass
i cannot believe that apparently not wanting to fuck jake english is controversial
good god the immediate influx of notifications i got. not wanting to fuck jake english does not mean i dont like him as a person, just that im not into him like that like dude what the hell
《 Was just hit on by a indigo when I was refilling my bike, really awkward case of saying I don't have time to fill my red quadrant with someone I just met. Not to mention I don't have time for that- admittedly I just drove away after giving my card- maybe they might need me for other services?? #whatjusthappened #quadrantconfusion 》
JOHN WHAT IS "SIX SEVEN".
im a heterosexual androromantic yes wwe exist the media is just constantly silencin us cause theyre scared more men wwill find out the truth an take the blackpill wwomen an men are vvirtually incompatible both sexually cause modern wwomen havve a monopoly on the bedroom an as friends im not gay though quite the contrary wwomen lovve gay men because they are socially female wwhich is a prerequisite for foids determinin howw much they should invvest in a man wwhen i say im androromantic it means im a man wwho vvalues the wwisdom an company a other masculinists
I forgot to Clean my Lusus' area and now he is Screaming at me and making a Mess. And by Mess I mean he Shat on the Floor : /.
﹌ Yes, grief woulϡ be a gooϡ way to ϡescribe how I feel about it. I see her, but I will never truly get to know her. I only know her hunger persists anϡ when she wakes, that's all that will be left of her to meet. }(⦿n⦿){ ﹌
new grottY trolltag character limit is me-phobic: can;t edit shite withoчt it throwin a fit now
i left my fries at her hive / this is sad
#NSFW I s^t down too suddenly ^t the beginning of my shift ^t the libr^ry ^nd the ch^ir exploded into ^ million sh^rds of wood. Perh^ps this is ^n even more h^z^rdous work sp^ce th^n orgin^lly thought.
grØunded. https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/Untitled4_20260324152755.png
yeag so apparentIy some fuckhead threw a brick through my window n it Iaunched a buncha gIass shards into the pie id been baking whcih i, of course, ate anyways kids dont eat fucking gIass hashtag gore
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OH OKAY I SEE HOW THIS WORKS. NO, I GET IT. I FUCKING *LOVE* HAVING MY POSTS "PITIED"! PLEASE, WHATEVER YOU DO, "PITY" MY POSTS, AS IT BRINGS ME UNFATHOMABLE JOY! I AM LITERALLY ON MY HANDS AND KNEES, *BEGGING* YOU TO "PITY" MY POSTS
GHYS PLEAE THIS IS SERIOUS https://image2url.com/r2/default/images/1774368171082-18288dfa-d96f-4ab1-9b5a-f53dd8afb726.jpeg
IF I KEEP SCREAMING, IM GOING TO LOSE MY VOICE.
I DID N9T MEAN F9R Y9U T9 REPEAT IT 6UT L9UDER, MY G9G
granted, i AM blind.
i just dr0pped my fucking pizza fuck my life.
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gas anyone seesn my glassds i canf see kelp!!! 🧋
okay so i was gonna clock in and be fucking hilarious on this platform all day but instead i have to clock in forreal and do some actual work this is bullshit why does being a ceo mean i need to do any work i thought the point of running a company was to not run a company kick back in my office throne with my feet propped up and play pro skater for eight hours anyways everyone once again behave while im gone i dont wanna come back to the site being on fire again
Operating heavy machinery under the influence of alcohol right now. This is so not safe for work. Oh yeah.
so who þe fuck stole my cheesecake, i was saving þat and i made it *abundantly* obvious. fess up or it's þe frying pan for you 🌙
okay now i can try again... anyon3 li<3 out by th3 murd3rshor3 r3cogniz3 th3 building in this pic? tryina figur3 out what i did last night lmao https://squidg3imag3s.s3.us-w3st-002.backblaz3b2.com/2026/03/24/untitl3d-2.png #partynight
3uughhgh... I think I think g3tting cross fad3d on myst3ry ciggi3s and grub<odka may ha<3 b33n a mistak3...
i.am.normal.i.am.normal.i.am.normal.is.this.working.yet.i.am.normal.
SIGHS. BITCHES AND WHORES, BLOWING UP MY DMS AS USUAL. JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE OF A BAD ASS. #ALPHAMALE HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/1C8F6F800F4F.PNG
THAT WILL REMAIN TO BE SEEM, POOR LAD HAD A TWITCH #VIOLENCE
wwhen you are tryin to flirt wwith your FLARP teammate by askin her wwhat she is doin after the game and she says she is gonna wwait for you in an alley to stab you to death https://files.catbox.moe/83j473.jpg
i must've fallen asleep staring at my screen bc there's screen burn fuuuuuck ;-;
did i seriously miss gasoline drinking talk? damn. 5/10, btw. maybe 6 for diesel. there's better petrochemicals out there.
wwhy wwont you follow me back
V^ I immediately realized that means pe0ple will pay attenti0n t0 me and I panicked. ^V
◁Hey some of you here are probably fellow medical professionals does anyone know how to get a huskmate to stop saying slurs on the internet. this is like the third site I make an account on because she keeps getting me banned off of the other ones. I am physically holding her back from typing the W word as I type this.▷
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FUCK MAN, MAYBE I DON'T WANT TO KILL ANYMORE...MAYBE I JUST WANT TO JEFF..
heh... *Drinks a white monster.* Dear Liberal... If @indomitableCapitaine is so strong... Why am I still standing?
I am charlie kirk I am charkie kirk I am charlie kirk I am charkie kirk And I'm stronger than you... I am charlie kirk I am charkie kirk I am charlie kirk I am charkie kirk This is where it stops Here in Utah Valley This is my last debate
Can a child sustain himself on just the Shin Ramyun seasoning packs? Not the noodles; we need those.
if i only were addicted to social media like you. can't even show up to a waffle house dispute.
i forgot to take my estrogen today :(
ii cant get my Aii giirlfriiend two talk two me ii thiink ii fucked 2omethiing up wiith her code.
FUCK YOUR ENTIRE LIFE.
thank y[]u f[]r reminding me that was a butt[]n i c[]u|d press
this is me wwhen scumbags on the internet spread false rumors and LIBEL about me (future orphaner of alternia btww) https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GyOvGqiXEAA8qsI.jpg
lame. not even worth the follow. what a joke. sleepy obama. worst president in history, maybe all of the world.
pretty sure i asked for help, facts, information. not straight fucking lies and slander.