♦ pitied by @chromaticAvianoid
▼i wish i knew i wasn't gonna die the day before exile before i went and got addicted to smoking▲ ▼whatever▲ #cw-self-harm #substance
==AUTOMATED CAINFONE™ MESSAGE INCOMING== THE CIRCUS VIBE OF THE DAY IS: Moist.
I like to think I'm pretty good at picking up context clues but I feel like I need a dictionary here. Or a guidebook. Or maybe an almanac.
I am faltering at rates never 6ef9re seen. It has set 6ack pr9gress 9n my w9rks significantly, which is inexcusa6le 9n my part.
#Whyyy #AmINotAsleep #NeedSomeoneToGrabAComicallyLargeHammerAndTakeMeOut
+[U]
OH MY GOD I GOT MY ASS BEAT LAST YEAR ON THIS DAY
i love when im beat up by people i dont know just cause im trans
if i say here that i actually really like your smile, will you know it's you i'm talking to? would i even find out if you do? maybe not. ♥︎ #concupiscentanonymously ♠
// Don't ever make me talk about the damn stock market ever again.
//Hey quick ooc post here, I'd prefer if y'all don't call me "not real" I'm a fictive in a system and shit like that is really hurtful ooc even if you are saying it ic
I blame Chittr on my growing headache.
think i'll lose my mind in hysteria
EVERY TIME I LOG IN IT’S LIKE SOME DRAMA BOMB HAS BLOWN UP, AND EVERYONE’S VISCERA IS STREWN ABOUT HAPHAZARDLY. INCREDIBLE WORK, CLEAN IT UP, IT’S MAKING ME GAG.
❀࿐ evven in death, i am not immune to stubbing my toe on furniture.
Sometimes I forget things- I'm particularly horrible at names. I remember faces very well though. I remember the faces of those I have wronged and those that I loved for longer than most seemingly. I can't remember someone. her face nor her name have vanished. I can't remember if her hair was red like someone I knew or she had painted her horns in red patterns. I remember her warmth in contrast of how cold she was. She left often and long. I can't recall if why she loved yellow. I remember her disgust at me. She hadn't been the first to be disgusted. It hurt less than when she told loud words with no respite on my end. I don't remember why she told me about an lusus that I grew obsessive over. Pessimistic was the word for her. Death was ingrained into every fiber of my beinf from her. Death loomed and she would be dead by the time that my untimely death would happen. I remember pairs of horns. I remember her voice being deep. I remember all of that, but I can't remember her face. I can't remember what she liked to wear. I can't remember what she liked to eat. I can't remember her sign. I can't remember more than anything that she existed. It feels like a blotch in my memory. She lived. She existed- She was around. Was she actually an woman? Or am I filling in blanks from the assumption that everyone I was close to at the time was a woman, so she had to be one too? Was that even true? I am not sure. I am selfish in that way. I want to know everything. I want to understand. I want to devour the world and all that it contains #writing
OMG ❥nyw❥yz #storytime im tot❥lly going to tell you guys th❥t story. so liek one of my exes w❥s like post SERIOUS m❥tesprit bre❥kup like etern❥l vows tot❥lly flushedivorced ❥nd he h❥d ❥ grub but he w❥s like SO obsessed with me he like w❥nted to put ❥ ring on it ❥nd throw ❥ whole PARTAY but i w❥s like UM no w❥y like im not ❥bout to cle❥n up ❥fter your kid liiiiiiiike im too YOUNG LIT AND TURNT!! so ❥nyw❥ys i broke up with him. lol. plus his ex m❥tesprit w❥s his secret❥ry ❥nd still tot❥lly into him ❥nd im sooo not ❥bout sh❥ring
i need a fucking drink. now.
i fucking hate cronus im going to eviscerate him
I AGAIN SAY - DO NOT LUMP ME IN VWITH THAT VWEIRDO JACKASS. I AM NOT HIM. I DO NOT FIND VWOMEN ATTRACTIVWE. I AM URANIC VWHICH MEANS I LIKE MASCULINE PEOPLE
i didnt think vwe came in that flavwor of bad. huh.
i was 6onna say workin' on it, but i'm a Country boy, i barely know how this here husktop works let alone traCkin' someone down.
ughhh no one f❥lls for pitiful lowblooded girls crying in the club ❥nymore >3< ❥nyone h❥ve ❥ny tips?
I suppose noww is a better time than evver to try some of the alcohol recomendations I got from a Rose last night, givven seein wwhat *someone* wwrote about Rose(s), wwhich I think makes wwho I got the recomendations from a little ironic, unless I'm usin the wword wwrong, wwhatevver, I should just get to drinkin #substances
>+. FUCK I FORGOT TO TRANS MY GENDER BACK .+<
I am avware that its not a vwery flattering picture. Due to the "negativwe" energy, but its the only one I havwe.
Ah. A horrible day to be named Cronus Ampora...... VWell. Im just Apollo nowv. Haha, hehe. Hm.
if i get mistakenly culled by someone, please leavwe cosete in the care of florid and kill my boyfriend. then evwerything else vwill be givwen to my moirail meenah
by the vway dont lump me vwith the alts of mine that are being total vweirdos im not them
I was getting some water and decided to check chittr. I have regrets, I could have stayed in bed with my wives but no, of course curiosity would get the best of me. I think I would rather be in the hell labyrinth again.
thanks Dave I didn’t like having gander8ul8s anyway
fuck nothing worse than missing a line while lyric posting ughhhhh >.>
yeah no im just stuck in some random trolls hive when i could be at home watching movies with my roommate everythings fine
Just found out I died earlier. I was asleep.
having r/)und h/)rns sucks br/) what d/) i even d/) with them? the /)nly benefit is that they d/)n’t rip my cl/)thing /)r anything
I Was In A Weird Mood Last Night, So I Fear I'll Never Be That Funny Again.
why does god (me) send their toughest battle (stomachache from something i ate) to their strongest soldiers (also me)
...6uess it's rainin' toni6ht. i'm awake for real now.
🜏 ii jus♱ saw somɛ ♱rroll fuxkiing kiill a man holy shii♱ dudɛ ♱orrɛ hiim aparr♱ wii♱h hiis ♱ɛɛ♱h #nsfw #gorrɛ ♅
the big yaoi company is taking my yaoi rights away cause im a woman now #nsfw i guess
ii2 iit fiinally done......??
I have seen this sweeps-old question still gracing my timeline, so I felt it important to send out an official statement on the matter. To my fellow Alternians, as well as Beforans: Yes, I would still pity you if you were a worm. To the humans: Yes, I would still like you if you were a worm. I hope this clears some things up for you all.
CURRENTLY STRUNG UP UPSIDE D0WN FR0M A TREE 🐺 REQUESTING ASSISTANCE! 🐺
She fell out of the tree again.
man the one time i randomly find a new song on accident and like the song.. its not on fucking spotify... what the fuck
⚓︎ 〰〰o〰ld s〰〰immin be good or a〰〰f〰l for the soreness
>> Oh ¡ 1ove the ta¡1, that'ડ coo1 aડ he11 ¡ am juડt a gener¡c and d¡ડappo¡nt¡ng1y weak tro11 1mfao
No problem, lil D. Just realized how bad that sounds. I've been calling my Dave that for years... fuck.
🜏 Mmmghhh goodliigh♱ ɛvɛrrypony II a♱ɛ fourr shɛɛ♱ pans of Max n Xhɛɛsɛ now iim gonna fuxkiin diiɛɛɛɛɛ ♅
🎪i need to remind myself to check here more often...🎪 ❔maybe then i can stay in the loop of things a bit easier <:o]❔
Had a dream about puppets. Not a fan.
The grubs are learning swears *sigh* 𖦹 ´ ᯅ ` 𖦹 it was bound to happen, hehe ⚜ #grub #swearing #grublife #sludge #mygrubs #enrichment ?
holy fuck that is so embarrassing #vaguepost
is something in the fu(king air, i’ve been here for so long just vibing as a hemoanon with ma7be a tin7 blip from someone on(e and now two people (ome in and (ompletel7 misinterpret what i am to tr7 and argue with me on the same da7
accidentally knocked over a bucket of soapy water in front of crowbars room he probably wont notice all the water seeping in through under the door right?
@alpacalipsArise im really not one to stir the pot or anything on this website but i really feel like calling out people for sexual harassment as the aradia who said "its okay for aradias to be perverts" to me the other day feels a bit disingenuous especially when ive had two separate instances of people direct messaging me in the past after mistaking me for an aradia that was harassing them (its part of the reason i changed my screen name to the interned so i could stand out) im not saying your wrong i just would like it to not be saddled with the 'pervert' label by association i like flirting and teasing and having fun as much as the next aradia but it can feel like walking on eggshells sometimes with this looming over me!
[ >ANYHOW THE WIZARD IS NOW IN THE MARKET FOR A NEW APPRENTICE... MAYHAPS NOT AT PRESENT ACTUALLY. I SHALL LET THE SPOT REMAIN UNFILLED FOR THE TIME BEING. BUT FUCKETH MINE ENTIRELY MYSTICAL LIFE!! I TRULY THOUGHT THIS ONE HAD THE POTENTIAL THEN I FINDETH OUT HE IS USING SCRIBEGPT. WHICH HE KNEW TO BE PUNISHABLE BY DEATH! DID HE THINK THE WIZARD WOULD NOT FIND OUT? IMBECILE! CONFOUND IT ALL!_ ]
Let's )(ear it for experiencing back to back transp)(obia on mot)(er's day! Yes, I am a trans woman. I am a mot)(ergrub. I )(ave medically transitioned. I )(ave made my wonderful, darling descendants. T)(ese s)(ould not be )(ard concepts to understand.
don't EvEr buy no gas from the gas stAtiOn https://file.garden/acHa-QA0vHdP6DSD/petroagasstation.png
Hm. [Spills the curse all over the timeline]
The vet sucks I hate it and the needle was cold and I had to wear a stupid muzzle Roan I will never forget this as long as I live >:(
i did spcae out the shots cause i tgink 18 tigether woulda kileld me or made me thorw up so anyway im sitll awake nad still drinkign i just keep losin my phonee #subtances
@tipsyGenostalgic i got alcohol and took a sip. This tastes terrible. }{ow do people drink this??? #substance
allergies are shit
🜏 brrɛad iis so fuxkiing good and yɛ♱ da uniivɛrrsɛ spii♱ɛs us. . . ♅
🜏 holy ffuxk iimagiinɛ bɛiin a mu♱a♱ɛd mɛrrbɛas♱ dɛmiigod bu♱ yɛ xan'♱ havɛ fuxkiing GLU♱ƐN iim fuxkiin dyiing hɛrrɛ ouH my GOGGGGGGGGG ):<<<<<死亡 #xrrohns #wha♱♱hɛfuxk #glu♱ɛn ♅
your name is dave strider. you are 21 years old and work as an time based troubleshooter. you have a passion for godawful rapping and a minor interest in the extraterrestrial. you have no family that you are in contact with and you're generally just floating in the void. #pinnedpost #intro
OH HES ACTUALLY- FMGHGKGJFK- *-- IMPERIALISTHALCYONITE [IH] HAS POSTED A PHOTO! --* *ITS A BLURRY, SUDDENLY TAKEN PHOTO OF WHAT LOOKS TO BE SPARKY LUNGING TOWARDS ARADYM, LATCHING ONTO HIM WITH HIS MOUTH OPEN.*
You know, maybe the solution to my problem is breakfast, actually.
I am thinking of getting back on the dating aꫂ❁ꫂ❁s. This has historically not gone well for me (see: The casteꫂ❁lay guy and the ꫂ❁heremones guy I mentioned on here ꫂ❁reviously) but!! I am nothing! If not! An oꫂ❁timist!!!! So. Maybe??? ❣︎
Ɏ the ga-a-ambling ha-a-asn't even sta-a-arted a-a-and they a-a-are tossing me a-a-around like a-a-a plushie Ɏ
8eing the tallest is not satisfying, 8ut defeating the tallest is.
FFuckk, llastt ttiime II gott miittes was tthe WORSTT shiitt, man. Bestt off lluck.
whats really #cool and #awesome are the random waves of panic ive felt all day
might #hornypost later karkat and john are working out again i am not a strong enough man for this
~Heavens to betsy, I truly cannot stand that chap! Yet another of my vaguer posts, I’m afraid! My apologies for being such a negative nancy, as it were, but he really ruffles my feathers!~
maybe ill feel less sick tomorrow
hahahaha3h3h33h33 im a fucking M3SSSSSS rnfuckm y lif3 #vagu3posting #youdontg3ttoknowitsmyfunnylittl3s3cr3tbcuzimaw3som3fucku https://fil3.gard3n/aNSGp_XTSQfJgqDG/Scr33nshot%202026-05-09%20224902.png
黄色と薄緑色。
the really 8right yellows and greens, can’t see the neons well either
RECHITT
i need to remembr 2 lock my door ppl can just walk on in and its gonna bite me in the ass 1 day
<3-Matesprit-tried-to-play-"drown-Raglim"-again.-Jokes-on-her,-I've-been-practicing-holding-my-breath.
My pan still aches, but I am at lleast capablle of functioning now. After slleeping all night... How sllothfull..
the wheelchair i Ordered finally arrived sO i can gO back tO attending clurch mOre Often, bad news the lethargy is creeping tO my arms
fuck i forgot to have my raisin today
There is a long conversation in store for me tomorrow, so it's best I get rest while I can. Goodnight.
Goreglle recreationall activities that are not duells to the death.
pro t1p: 1m so fuck1ng mad r1ght now
i lived. bedframe gave out but i lived. #nsfw
-> If You Crush Up Potato Chips With Broth You Can Sort Of Get A Mashed Potato Like Paste…it’s Not Very Good = Your Total Is $1,000,000.34
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\\ hey uh. sorry about the crashout last week. turns out my new antidepressant prescription had sent me into a psychotic episode. fun stuff. #substance cw maybe?
Notice to fans I am stepping down from fame for a while :o/
༘⋆ Bunny want a break fr•m it all.
[ I need to be unaware of what other robots and AI get up to. ]
Just to be aware, just testing a retcon for this character and starting from scratch with them. Arolin Sempes is a 42 sweep old violetblood who is trapped on Earth. /This/ version of Earth, in our universe, where Homestuck is a work of fiction. And they're really a troll. They're a bit of a music nerd and are just a nerd in general. And now we're starting from square one.
You think you’re gonna annoy me by doing the fake double tap? You’re not him. You could never be him. How dare you tap where he once tapped. You are a shitty funhive mirror distortion and I hope you go up in flames.
>> ડomeone made a bot of me and ¡ don't know what'ડ go¡ng on (*﹏*;) ¡'m k¡nd of f1attered ?? ?
i actually took another nap that was suppawsed to be fur like ten minutes max but it lasted fur an hour!!! nooo!!
This reminds me of when I tried to make a Mikebot and I kept forgetting what I looked like when I was forging the face so I just ended up giving it stylised eyes and no mouth. I'm sure this has no implications about my person.
K--<https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/attackofthehimeros.png FUCK... WHICH ONES REAL... WHICH ONE DO I SHOOT...
Nap fail
Oh my fucking gog nothing is fucking working this is so annoying. #suggestive
can we stop talk⚘ng about bagels because now ⚘'m crav⚘ng one so badly
I WOKE UP TO FOURTY GODDAMN NOTIFICATIONS FUCK YOU DAVE
sh*t... 1 shoulda got that one... #vaguepost #gart1cphone #notreallyavaguepostanymore
[|87 :: 1 need a fuk;n blunt and some rumble spheres ;n my face ;mmed;ately that operat;on was stressful as FUK! #nsfw #substance
YA KNOW, LAST TIME I SAW SO MANY TROLLS IN ONE PLACE, I WAS BLASTING THEIR SHIT APART. BIG ASS CRATER THROUGH ONE OF THEIR PLANETS. HEH. GOOD FUCKIN’ TIMES.
RESPONSE ON THOSE GROUNDS! your highblood my witness' testimony actually falls under hearsay exception 804(b)(3)(a) because it makes them sound like a total fucking loser & im frankly a little embarrassed to have called them to the st& but their testimony is still completely admissible & useful so we might as well keep going ᴹ:/ #law
Dammit- The Greasy Gamerbro Followed Me
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=>>send prayers [a picture øf a sick Ritchy trying tø eat søup, nøse a viølet-ish cølør and a griMace øn his face while Hursus gave hiM a thuMbs up]>>>
oh nno more rainn
Okay Chittr I got 2om3 fuckin b33f with you. Why you making m3 unfollow th3 homi32? Forr3al iv3 had to r3follow @tima3u2T32tifi3d lik3 thr33 tim32 now wtf
... Goddamn.
they hate the way i #drinkalone and tell me doing that consistently is a sign of #alcoholism which is really fuckin rude and ruins the vibe #substances
✨🍭🕷️ what if i posted something genuine on chittr.ing would you guys forgive me if i stopped playing a caricature of myself for 2 seconds to say something meaningful 🕷️🍭✨
NAME SOMEONE WHO’S GOT A SHIPPING WHEEL BETTER THAN ME. NEWSFLASH: YOU CAN’T. MY QUADRANT ISSUES ASIDE(SHUT THE FUCK UP), I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT AND I AM *THE* ULTIMATE AUTHORITY FOR ALL THINGS HEARTS, DIAMONDS, SPADES, AND CLUBS.
o- i feel so grateful that my creator decided to give me a physical body ! -o o- my simulated blood pusher goes out to all other digital entities trapped within the confines of something that lacks ambulatory abilities ! -o
I don't know whhhy so many get so wound up by me hhhaving my address in my bio hhh. No hhhighhhblood hhhas ever turned up! I mean hhhhhh hhh... don't get me wrong, it's a terrible place to visit... and all thhhe hhhives built on top of eachhh othhher make it hhhard to tell whhhichhh one is mine... but come on hhhhhhhhh hhh
I WOULD LOVE TO SEE WHO I PISSED OFF IN MY NOTIFICATIONS, BUT I'M FIGHTING WITH THE FLEET'S WIFI CONNECTION, AND THE WEBSITE'S SERVER IS DOING HER GOD DAMN FUCKING BEST.
ok im aИ ass iИ flirtiИg damИ
i got called straight passing idk what i did wrong but if anyone knows how to fix that pls tell me
greetinngs chittr. i passed out from this thinng. knnownn as. deprivationn of sleep. i thinnk.
it is! i hate it. cramps, headaches, my tits hurt. the works
[totally fair, stay safe frfr 35/40 im almost outta there]
[god finally almost done with the candy section of the epilogues, fuck this shit.]
if you felt chittr hiccup that was me i did that
Updates 9n my life: I've 6een restarting T9m9dachi Life repeatedly 6ecause I'm deeply impatient.
Jeff the Sorry
first time agreeing with you teto
my hours were cut so a coolblood got more / this sucks / i'm gonna write music about this / how am i supposed to fund concerts if i only work 5 hours a night
(( Haha, you slept?
- So there's this "humman" show... called "Rummbling in the Pummpkin Patch"... 🤩🤩
nah false because they #hurtmytummy
Um - 'cus - the - people - like - feet - I suppose - don't - know - either - ... >
--> I don't know it's scary... <--
karkat got made over the #feet joke post about poetry or whatever and now he’s turned away from me in bed mumbling dumbass on repeat how do i fix this chat
Making my own post. I hate candy.
they prolly got bored on account of the place they live gots nothing 2 do
i HAVE iNFiLTRATED HiS SPACE AND TORN DOWN HiS DiSTURBiNG WOLFMAN POSTERS. THEY JUST KEPT STARiNG AT ME AND i GOT A LiTTLE SCARED TO BE HONEST.. i WiLL LEAVE HiM A LETTER. iM SURE HE WiLL UNDERSTAND MY MOTiVES!!
#substances out here keeping joint pain outta dodge
Those too can be a handful, somewhat territorial too inviting in a 'stranger' to their troll's hive
last i heard trollbama and michelle are getting divorced
You'd think with how often I'm on my feet for almost days on end I'd put on at least a bit of muscle mass. But no matter what I do any additional size eludes me, this lithe frame is a universal constant it seems
i am qUite done with his nonsense! U_U https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1154891138042433649/1486841067721588776/image.png?ex=69c6f826&is=69c5a6a6&hm=618fad8c24691401c7d5520ca0b0101a77a1cab5714a26cdd05b197bac4aea09&
@barackObama
HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA! BEHOLD, BITCHES AND WHORES. ANOTHER PIECE OF ART BY MYSELF. THIS TIME, NOT A DRAWING. BUT A PICTURE I HAVE TAKEN WITH MY CAMERA, AFTER GETTING DONE BASHING SOME MORON'S FACE IN HALF. HAA HAA HAA. HOO HOO HOO. CENSORED, AND BLURRED BECAUSE, APPARENTLY. THIS WEBSITE CANNOT HANDLE, MY AWESOME AND RAW DISPLAYS OF AWESOME STRENGTH UNCENSORED. LET THIS BE A WARNING TO ALL THE HATERS. HAA HAA HAA!!!!!!!!!!! #GORE #VIOLENCE #VIOLENT #NSFW #ALPHAMALE #DUMBIDIOTGETSBRAINSBASHEDOUTWITHCROWBAR #REAL #PHOTOGRAPH HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/92797C160F56.PNG
how much slander do papparazi need to publish about me before its acceptable to teleport them into an active volcano?
I am going to walk into oncoming traffic. Goodbye, my constituents.
https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/Screenshot%202026-03-26%20at%205.12.51%E2%80%AFPM.png
post cancelled my bro saw and pitied that shit i gotta fly into the fucking sun
:F Just spent like forty minutes vomiting my guts out for no apparent reason why does my body hate me.
was he really always that pitifUl? he always seemed so mUch more genUinely aggravating. perhaps i was jUst an especially sensitive child.
whαt thε fυck αrε hυmαns. ι thΩυght thεy wεrε myths Ωr υrbαn lεgεnds.
hi everyone! sorry i didn't post any reviews yesterday, my laptop was giving me a lot of trouble yesterday after trying to download a movie i'd been recommended. hopefully it should be fixed now and i can go back to reviewing!
Why am i such an unlucky duck!
What the shit. u-(ᗒᗣᗕ)-u
Did you guys know you have to pay to eat the food prepared by the White House? What the fuck.
((chittr at work while having to send emails to ppl is dangerous af. i do NOT recommend, im so anxious im gonna send somebody the wrong thing))
UPDATE: THE TORTURE LABYRINTH IS NOT MADE FOR FOLKS MY SIZE. I'M STUCK IN A SPIKE PIT AND CAN'T GET OUT.
↑ c★nnot leg★lly express ★n op↑n↑on on th↑s
What in the hell is this.
this is the most ive ever fucked up
I fear I may have bitten off a lot with my first earth book. What is "Europe"? And what has it done to be haunted by this "Communism" figure? Why have they not just exorcised the spirit? Is it a human custom? Ego sum ira Domini.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I want to be better than her just so I'm not as bad as her. Envious, jealous. I hate her. And that's why I like her so much. ]
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shit that last chit wwas supposed to go in my drafts fuck you all for readin wwhats basically privvate notes your coordinates are locked and bein sent to the drones
there is an animal liking every single thing i have posted
Well, when our lives are so mundane compared to the common Alternian, a unique sort of madness begins to fester within.
6ef9re I sign 9ff f9r the light there is 9ne thing I need t9 address: My f9ll9wers 9n Grum6lr (it's private #D9ntAsk) keep diagn9sing me with neur9divergencies. As a mental health #ally and an adv9cate 9f pe9ple 6eing c9mf9rta6le navigating their mental illnesses in any way they see fit, I appreciate the 9utp9uring 9f supp9rt, 6ut t9 6e clear, I am #neur9typical. Think 9f me as an 9utsider 96server and appreciat9r 9f a diverse c9mmunity and n9thing m9re. Thank y9u. #Als9 #IThinkIKn9wMyPan6etterThanY9uD9
it seams that you all didn't quite underrstand me last chitt. i am LOST and me compass is going insane. i KNOW i can swim. I'm on me jawsome ship rright now and don't need to swim anyway. I need advice on navigating. #HELP
I am so+ full o+f hate. I'm go+nna get mo+re tatto+o+s o+ut o+f anger.
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ITS TIME TO THINK OUGH IT HURTS :(
havent hung around trolls for a while sorry guys
i'm dyin and ~nly a kiss fr~m a h~t cl~wn can save me...
:D3-3-<> t)(3y fUcK11nG R3N4M3D M3!!!!!!!! 811Tc)(!!!!!!!!
What time is it OHMYGOG I forgot to eat again I'm going to go fix myself something before I collapse
ooc: i'm so sorry i'm gonna make this 811tC)( the most insufferable and toxic person I can manage cause why would they be anything else
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s↑gh
Born To Get Ink Forced To Sell Chairs
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0d970244fdd5.png D --> Need I say more
Hmm. Meteors raining down. Time to get high #substance #fucksburb #gmtfo
@terribleTutelary can you unlock the door i forgot my keys
KANKRI IS THE ONLY ONE I RESPECT NOW https://i.postimg.cc/g08vJzQL/Screenshot-2026-03-26-015636.png
Why do all Youtube music links simply tell me in the embed that my browser is "depreciated". The link works just fine, why are you insulting me and my browser, Youtube?
((KMS I SAID EARCH!! I SAID EARCH INSTEAD OF EARTH!!!))
talk about a shitty situation. þat sounds *miserable* to be caught up in þe middle of.. 🌙
So this is what the boys have been doing for the last few days? Interesting.
what дo you mean a лime got outed as дeing aлive???? ;;•~•;; i hoпe they're okay... 🌙
l↑sten ↑'m ★lre★dy completely fucked, ★t th↑s po↑nt ↑t's prob★bly worse ↑f ↑ h↑de
↑ don't know tbh ↑'m h★lf conv↑nced ↑'m ★lre★dy de★d ★nd th↑s ↑s just wh★t's left of my m↑nd try↑ng to cope
nobody knows how to have fun anymore https://i.imgur.com/Mifoz9l.png
[cull me.] [https://f1le.garden/Zl7dvSeckR31fJ1P/m00beastsh1t/number.png]
i 4get ppl have fathers lmao >u@
I forgot people had fathers.
I forget people can have like. Positive relationships with their fathers. Lol.
Guyz how do you block zomeone from zeeing your chitz. Guyz. He fucking made an account. I've beeen zhitting on him all night, fuuuuuck.
ripped another pair a pants today im wwillin to givve someones lusus a pass on next wweeks cull if you can fix
I WISH MY LIKES WERE ANONYMOUS, YOU DONT GET TO KNOW WHAT I WAS MILDLY ASSUMED BY.
ARE YOU IN FINANCIAL DEBT BECAUSE OF FEMBOY PYRAMID SCHEMES??? COMMENT AND I, DEXTER, SHALL GIVE YOU FINANCIAL HELP!!!!
confession #2: the conditions here are totally piss poor... as in they piss on the poor
confession #3: I'm a former gopher for Jane Crocker. After six weeks of flawless performance, I was fired after telling her that I could not work overtime as her arm candy for an evening press conference because my mother had a heart attack. She said "big whoop" and that if I was truly committed to my job and going somewhere in the industry, I would've pulled through and then brought her body in afterward. Am I crazy?
Why would it hurt when you... nevermind. I don't want to know.
#nsfw So wait. Culling isn't a sex thing?
I got bored and blocked the peanut.
YEAH IT WAS NICE KNOWING ALL OF YOU IM GOING TO FUCKING DIE https://i.postimg.cc/TYmNYVjd/Screenshot-2026-03-25-193022.png
IM GETTING A HEADACHE/
THANK YOU, ME TOO
▷THIS IS CHITTR BITCH!!!◁ ▷WE CLOWN IN THIS MUTHAFUCKA TAKE YO SENSITIVE ASS BACK TO CHUMBLR◁
I CAN'T. IM TOO BUSY CLEANING UP SOMEONES FUCKING MESS
((FUCK i haven't been able to get my image working for a while aouhhh...i've been loving my time on chittr so far though :3
missing the train sucks bad, but apparently emerging from the shadows suddenly and without prior warning right from behind "freaks people the fuck out" and "seriously harshes the vibe, Airi," so what can a bitch do.
I think the toughest part about longing for a home that doesn't exist anymore is that you even miss everything that hurt, just because it coincided with comfort that ran alongside it.
|< a cas€ for anyon€ willing to inv€stigat€. th€ fourth floor coff€€ machin€ didnt just br€ak. it was brok€n. murd€r. |< it would s€€m as if som€on€ stuff€d pi€s all ov€r th€ back of th€ machin€, clogging compl€t€ly th€ v€ntilation syst€m of th€ machin€. |< th€y suffocat€d th€ coff€€ provid€r. with pi€s. |< it do€s not bl€€d but for th€ wast€d coff€€ and th€ drops of cr€am. |< i d€mand justic€, a culprit must b€ found #murd€r #law
Téll mé ábóut ít! thís mán hás stártéd á wár ín évéry tímélíné ánd hás lóst évéry tímé!
can someone please ask kar to unblock me https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/912f9a3ac769.jpg
ugh i immediately disgusted myself with that ab0ve-it-all shit h0w d0 i fucking delete.
i need to talk to my agent immediately oh my god
Im Not Married
grandmas been diapermaxxing recently fml
Wait are y.o°ur likes public?
i'm not saying you picked a bad image for your profile per se, but i *am* saying that i think i need new eyes after seeing it.
"a-ah... please... b-be... gentle...!" chittr mewled pathetically. "t-too many requests... nngh..." "what? you cant handle it?" everyone smirked, cursers teasing idly over the send it. button. "please!" chittr wailed, twitching in its place. "youre going to have to be more convincing... i want to be here all night..." everyone muttered. (tags: website/user, overstimulation, too many posts, ramplay, serverplay, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
It's the Late night Companionship craving Time <3 Anyone else Know what I'm talking About?
hey rose i think you need to touch some grass
i cannot believe that apparently not wanting to fuck jake english is controversial
good god the immediate influx of notifications i got. not wanting to fuck jake english does not mean i dont like him as a person, just that im not into him like that like dude what the hell
《 Was just hit on by a indigo when I was refilling my bike, really awkward case of saying I don't have time to fill my red quadrant with someone I just met. Not to mention I don't have time for that- admittedly I just drove away after giving my card- maybe they might need me for other services?? #whatjusthappened #quadrantconfusion 》
JOHN WHAT IS "SIX SEVEN".
im a heterosexual androromantic yes wwe exist the media is just constantly silencin us cause theyre scared more men wwill find out the truth an take the blackpill wwomen an men are vvirtually incompatible both sexually cause modern wwomen havve a monopoly on the bedroom an as friends im not gay though quite the contrary wwomen lovve gay men because they are socially female wwhich is a prerequisite for foids determinin howw much they should invvest in a man wwhen i say im androromantic it means im a man wwho vvalues the wwisdom an company a other masculinists
I forgot to Clean my Lusus' area and now he is Screaming at me and making a Mess. And by Mess I mean he Shat on the Floor : /.
﹌ Yes, grief woulϡ be a gooϡ way to ϡescribe how I feel about it. I see her, but I will never truly get to know her. I only know her hunger persists anϡ when she wakes, that's all that will be left of her to meet. }(⦿n⦿){ ﹌
new grottY trolltag character limit is me-phobic: can;t edit shite withoчt it throwin a fit now
i left my fries at her hive / this is sad
#NSFW I s^t down too suddenly ^t the beginning of my shift ^t the libr^ry ^nd the ch^ir exploded into ^ million sh^rds of wood. Perh^ps this is ^n even more h^z^rdous work sp^ce th^n orgin^lly thought.
yeag so apparentIy some fuckhead threw a brick through my window n it Iaunched a buncha gIass shards into the pie id been baking whcih i, of course, ate anyways kids dont eat fucking gIass hashtag gore
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OH OKAY I SEE HOW THIS WORKS. NO, I GET IT. I FUCKING *LOVE* HAVING MY POSTS "PITIED"! PLEASE, WHATEVER YOU DO, "PITY" MY POSTS, AS IT BRINGS ME UNFATHOMABLE JOY! I AM LITERALLY ON MY HANDS AND KNEES, *BEGGING* YOU TO "PITY" MY POSTS
yes :( #yes
GHYS PLEAE THIS IS SERIOUS https://image2url.com/r2/default/images/1774368171082-18288dfa-d96f-4ab1-9b5a-f53dd8afb726.jpeg
IF I KEEP SCREAMING, IM GOING TO LOSE MY VOICE.
I DID N9T MEAN F9R Y9U T9 REPEAT IT 6UT L9UDER, MY G9G
granted, i AM blind.
i just dr0pped my fucking pizza fuck my life.
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gas anyone seesn my glassds i canf see kelp!!! 🧋
okay so i was gonna clock in and be fucking hilarious on this platform all day but instead i have to clock in forreal and do some actual work this is bullshit why does being a ceo mean i need to do any work i thought the point of running a company was to not run a company kick back in my office throne with my feet propped up and play pro skater for eight hours anyways everyone once again behave while im gone i dont wanna come back to the site being on fire again
Operating heavy machinery under the influence of alcohol right now. This is so not safe for work. Oh yeah.
so who þe fuck stole my cheesecake, i was saving þat and i made it *abundantly* obvious. fess up or it's þe frying pan for you 🌙
okay now i can try again... anyon3 li<3 out by th3 murd3rshor3 r3cogniz3 th3 building in this pic? tryina figur3 out what i did last night lmao https://squidg3imag3s.s3.us-w3st-002.backblaz3b2.com/2026/03/24/untitl3d-2.png #partynight
3uughhgh... I think I think g3tting cross fad3d on myst3ry ciggi3s and grub<odka may ha<3 b33n a mistak3...
i.am.normal.i.am.normal.i.am.normal.is.this.working.yet.i.am.normal.
SIGHS. BITCHES AND WHORES, BLOWING UP MY DMS AS USUAL. JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE OF A BAD ASS. #ALPHAMALE HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/1C8F6F800F4F.PNG
THAT WILL REMAIN TO BE SEEM, POOR LAD HAD A TWITCH #VIOLENCE
wwhen you are tryin to flirt wwith your FLARP teammate by askin her wwhat she is doin after the game and she says she is gonna wwait for you in an alley to stab you to death https://files.catbox.moe/83j473.jpg
did i seriously miss gasoline drinking talk? damn. 5/10, btw. maybe 6 for diesel. there's better petrochemicals out there.
wwhy wwont you follow me back
V^ I immediately realized that means pe0ple will pay attenti0n t0 me and I panicked. ^V
◁Hey some of you here are probably fellow medical professionals does anyone know how to get a huskmate to stop saying slurs on the internet. this is like the third site I make an account on because she keeps getting me banned off of the other ones. I am physically holding her back from typing the W word as I type this.▷
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FUCK MAN, MAYBE I DON'T WANT TO KILL ANYMORE...MAYBE I JUST WANT TO JEFF..
Can a child sustain himself on just the Shin Ramyun seasoning packs? Not the noodles; we need those.
if i only were addicted to social media like you. can't even show up to a waffle house dispute.
i forgot to take my estrogen today :(
ii cant get my Aii giirlfriiend two talk two me ii thiink ii fucked 2omethiing up wiith her code.
FUCK YOUR ENTIRE LIFE.
thank y[]u f[]r reminding me that was a butt[]n i c[]u|d press
this is me wwhen scumbags on the internet spread false rumors and LIBEL about me (future orphaner of alternia btww) https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GyOvGqiXEAA8qsI.jpg
pretty sure i asked for help, facts, information. not straight fucking lies and slander.