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#Hoornypoosting and that's just us discussing and coomparing oour hoorns
< STARTING A PODCAST WITH @TROPOPHILICCHARADES [LINKED IS THE FIRST EPISODE OF THE PODCAST; IT'S COMPLETELY SILENT ASIDE FROM THE OCCASIONAL FABRIC SHUFFLE. AT THE END OF THE RIVETING HOUR-LONG RECORDING, YOU HEAR A THUD AND A SURPRISED HONK] >
[ Of course, we can do what we want. That's why I killed a bunch of people. ]
F33L L1K3 1 H4V3N'T B33N CL34R 3NOUGH ON TH1S L4T3LY BUT 1 4M POLY 1N 3V3RY QU4DR4NT
(A selfie of a charred and smoking Kris in the Yamcha death pose. He's giving a thumbs-up. Who the fuck took the photo?)
/\ Really? /\ /\ Well /\ /\ Still blaming indigos /\
~ ∧,,,∧ （ ・ω・） I like milkshake! ( つ旦O~ と＿)_) ∧,,,∧ （ ・◎・） slrrrp ( ﾞノ ヾ と＿)_) ∧,,,∧ （ ・ω・） Hmm, tastes like pri~On disease... ( つ旦O~ と＿)_) ∧,,,∧ （ ・ω・） ( つ O~. __ と＿)_) （__(）､;.O~：。 ﾟ*･:.｡ _ _ ξ (´ ｀ヽ、 __ ⊂,_と（ ）⊃ （__(）､;.~O：。 Ｖ Ｖ ﾟ*･:.｡~
im ignorin the green guy cuz its funnier that way
~When will it be my turn t~O be sO~aked with milk and thr~Own against a wall~
i cant speak for other splinters but ive always pronounced it araydia
i think he has that he d0esnt say i hate w0men
Se4 Dweller Being C4steist #theusu4lsuspects
https://64.media.tumblr.com/63d0d40e0cfea2a41b58e04487291cd6/b971319e08ba9f3c-c4/s1280x1920/96bde7ba2c2d5d3e3acce3cbd7e3d9d6d813296d.png my inn0cent self harangued on all sides by w0olbeasts
They're showermaxxing.
~I Shall Exterminate Everything Ar~Ound Me That Restricts Me frO~m Being the Master~
~Y~Ou're nO~t the ~Only pers~On pulling my string yO~u knO~w- ~I jerk ~Off with RO~PE? BO~MBS? LAMP ~OIL?! #nsfw #nsfwe #cw-self-harm~
my bulge is -200 inches its a v0id in there #nsfw #j0ke
this 0ne is actually me :) https://c8.alamy.c0m/c0mp/2XX3A20/a-cl0se-up-0f-whiteface-w00dland-sheep-with-beautiful-ram-h0rns-heavily-spiraled-2XX3A20.jpg
this deeeeeeeefinitely won’t have any toll on my mental health!
sgeave
i am very busy with c0mmercial enterprises tyvm. which is ultimately part 0f a very elaborate g0on scheme but the qualifiers matter.
print("how it feels to not post about my bulge + other obscene things all the tius on this website https://file.garden/zvzdv8pdjfnciiht/nothing.png")
N0t l00king t0 be s0me0ne's 5th girl
0nly go0d way two make a s0ul leave a body.
thank y0u. i d0n't kn0w if y0u need the same 0ffered back, but my dms are always 0pen f0r y0u as well.
I don't argue with the women in my Cabinet. They make posts that I do not understand and I simply press the "like" button like I'm told.
~*husky v~Oice* I want y~Ou~
~I jerk ~Off with bees! #nsfw #nsfwe #cw-self-harm~
Things Are Too Chummy Around Here. Add A Public Counter To Everyone's Profiles For How Many Times They've Been Blocked.............
accurate c0nsidering who s0me have been. https://64.media.tumblr.com/9e8a195c436c45753149d1d761520275/c90ad02169576b27-e5/s1280x1920/1ae38ba706c018d7cc6972d68075ac68e5eca698.jpg #nsfw (overly saucy onomatopoeia)
╰┈I think that you, ╰┈As the kids say ╰┈Cope.
˚⊱🐸⊰˚ ˚⊱🐸⊰˚ ˚⊱🐸⊰˚ (( figured i should finally make an OOC post about myself and my aradiasprite !! my name is mizi! i'm 25 and use he/it pronouns! i'm very open to multishipping, and while i have no problem with others posting sexual NSFW, i don't plan on doing that at all. i'm just not comfortable engaging in that type of writing with people i don't know, hope you understand! that being said, you are still absolutely free to flirt with aradiasprite if you so wish. be free forever ok? please don't hesitate to reach out in dms if you'd like to ship our characters!! or want to form a fun dynamic between them!! i am VERY oc friendly as well :D i've been trying to think of a specific timeline/AU for aradiasprite but i'm really bad at that so i've just been keeping things vague and making shit up as i go lol what i have made "canon" is as follows; * despite it being said in the comic that aradia asked equius to make her a robot body, my aradia did not, not directly at least. equius kind of just did it himself. the two weren't awfully close but in my mind she probably spoke about needing a robot built in her image offhandedly and he took it upon himself to do that. * aradiasprite basically doomed her session. at least she thinks so. she knew that she would need to go into the robot body at a certain time but something happened as the time drew nearer. she felt a twinge of something she hadn't felt in a long time. fear. after looking into countless bubbles, seeing what is and what could be, she thought she had accepted her fate. she was already dead, what did she really have to lose by going into that body? the fear persisted despite this. she didn't want that. she knew of the switch, and the feelings forced upon her, and she hated it. so she refused. * she kind of left her timeline behind. she's still TECHNICALLY dead so she's able to visit dreambubbles bc i said so. she's sure that, by now, her timeline was destroyed in order to make the "alpha" timeline. she can only assume that her friends are wandering in dreambubbles, but she's afraid to face them because of what she did. * multishipping is still very much on the table but my heart lies with arasol forever i fear. sollux is the person she misses the most. and in turn, the one she's scared of facing the most. she told him about the game, got him to fiddle around with the code to make it playable, only to back out at a very crucial point. * i've also decided that my aradia and tavros were moirails bc its really sweet to me and team charge forever ok? * she likes to go exploring a lot, especially in ruins, to try and spark a reminder of who she used to be when she was alive. it's something she could never let go of even when dead. * ALSO she's taken to using "ara" as a username specifically bc that's what her sollux used to call her. i know tha'ts so dumb but whatever. some part of her wants him to find her so they can reunite. let me live . she is very happy whenever people call her aradia still bc all she wants to be is her own person, to still be aradia despite it all. - she does say ribbit outloud as well instead of just through text. that's my froggirl!!!! - aradia identifies as a demigirl + uses she/they pronouns. girl, girlthing, and froggirl are acceptable terms for her. )) ˚⊱🐸⊰˚ ˚⊱🐸⊰˚ ˚⊱🐸⊰˚
if you was from where i was from youd be DEAD
kneecapping my boyfriends so they can't stop me from using the kitchen
Kiss kiss fall in... a spike pit
i set your hivve on fire and set a nice picnic in the lawwnring to wwoo you as you come screeching out of the blaze
✿ ay bruh don’t call me stoopid that ain’t the way my name pronounced imma let u starve
sheReally d'dUpload malwareWow.
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51dnxUXiL4L._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg there is a special 0ne just for y0u aa.
0h, right. lest i forget the humpday m0tivation f0r the ladies as well: https://64.media.tumblr.com/06ee81a7fbc83f851431dc2185dc6014/5f26258efd21db25-6c/s1280x1920/f5d54bd32a49dda79e03324477f2cfc74d42c8a2.jpg
https://64.media.tumblr.com/03db80b87658c01d9b75d52c19bcef53/4c64e7a0e2af66d3-ae/s1280x1920/1eef5c652265021111b5eb5830441af163f87945.jpg cinderella m0ment
if y0u train diligently enough there's pretty much n0thing you can't s0lve with violence.
SLIME THIS SLIME THAT!!! nothin beats couch after a week a sleeping ina closet
★t 10k kull I will h★ve 10k kull, this is my promise to you.
this is why im still vying for my OuO react so people can see im looking at your post! im not saying anything but i really did just see all that stuff you just typed!
࣪⊹₊˚{ #womentakingupspace #womenbeinglooooudasshell }˚₊⊹ ࣪
I Like When It's Dark Out dim Season Will Cure Me i'm Walking These Woods Am i 15 Or 6 Sweeps? not Asking For Much Man thought Maybe You'd Call Me i'd Slit My Own Throat Just To See If You'd Mourn Me #lyricpostic #selfharm
I Fully Blame My Husktop For Me Missing All Of The Cool Stuff On Chittr It Isnt That I Skim My Feed And Am Afraid To Interact With People. Its A Purely Technical Issue Because My Husktop Is Slow And Keeps Freezing
all striders are banned from earth c #newlaw
(did you know sleep deprivation is good for you.)
aS LONG AS IT ISN'T, hARMFUL TO YOURSELF, i THINK YOU SHOULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANT, fOREVER,
one of these days he gonna die from this and im gonna be otter my job
Will you hit me with a car. Please
I'm going to walk into oncoming traffic. What the hell, guys.
3833 < Can you guys watch my shape? > https://64.media.tumblr.com/defa35b6af83e9c07baa064b8d78c0dd/0c177ea9091ec59e-01/s1280x1920/58a39fd9bc914ca2b764e83e9ff8d0f5dbfcbdba.jpg
Wait guys stop liking this he's gonna see and I'm already on thin ice.
#NewOfficeDecor https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/chittr%20obamaverse/oh%20broseph%20were%20really%20in%20it%20now.png
Stop liking that Chitt he's going to see it and I'm already on thin ice.
Z. zo many of you are bad at flirting wwhether it be pitch fluzh pale anything it iz boring and frankly putz the other amporaz to zhame .Z
i lov4 m4king un4mploy4d twinks m4d #v4gu4post
it d0esn't count as 'full figured' unless i have tw0 zo0m out t0 see all of it.
thinking about punch the monkey #sadposting
trust me, if the fleeting menti0ns of bulge and brief flashes 0f tits on here have y0u misfiring already you'd be reduced tw0 a pile of rust and b0lts by what it would take t0 attempt that. keeping your purity and safety in mind.
they w0n't let me within 200 yards of the HQ tw0 ask on acc0unt of my having genitalia.
of course! though some people would question why i had a robot version of myself on my shirt but then i could say something like "it reflect the image of my inner soul" or something like that!
tumblr is abs0lutely the place you want tw0 be. hell they literally made other r0bots t0 enforce such things 0nce.
◌ “Stop giving other people the power to control your happiness, your mind, and your life. If you don't take control of yourself and your own life, someone else is bound to try.” ⧂
what if i just mAkE the EnginE in my buggy lIkE. rEAlly big. is that AnythIng. mAybE i shOUld try it.
everytime my wifi goes out and i have no choice but to play that dinosaur game on google i feel like i'm doing cpr on my computer man wtf
OOC INFO// Y'know how Alternia is an alternate planet, Beforus was before Alternia, etc? What if it went farther? Millions of sweeps past the beta trolls being born, with many of the killings from the session somehow still happening despite the session itself never happening, Aphros is from Postmodurnus, a world after Alternia. Recently, HIC has finally died. And with Feferi dead, at the ripe age of 242 sweeps, Aphros needs to lead the fucking empire that he was the heir for.
oh no it is! but frankly ive seen a looooot more pathetic things beforehand so now its just easy to ignore in comparison if i dont find it amusing to watch
To be fair, in this case I didn't actually jump sexual. And no, I'm not a freak like that. I don't do shit without consent, repairing or otherwise.
if y0u want it done cheap my eyes c0unt as a welding torch. y0u want bougie shit like 'functi0nality' and 'features' that'll cost y0u.
i think i agreed but looking back with alive eyes i think theres a sort of morbid aesthetic charm to a robot with a hole where its heart should be! removed from context its a striking image something you could put on an album cover or shirt of some kind!
you too huh? i just left it like that for a while until i could stand to look at equius again and let him patch it up
△ND BY BCUY : ME△N TH△T SH△DCW:NG TH△ CCRNER CF YCUR EYE TH△T V△N:SHES :F YCU FCCUS CN ME
I have monroe (@emotionalCorpse) recovering in my hive tonight, so naturally he has control over what show we watch. So far we're about ten to fifteen minutes into this show about this interior designer gone rogue (she makes sex rooms now) and thus far she and another colleague have just been absolutely been belittling this poorly made sex dungeon. Either way, he's happy and I'm fairly entertained. #nsfw #nsfwe ish #suggestive xxx
#beetleposting #bugposting you know. what time it. is. https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-07/8/11/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-03/sub-buzz-28455-1499529373-1.png
"im fueled. by hate." tired. unoriginal. uninspired. "im fueled by. the unyielding. and endless. hum. of the empty void." wired. inspired. real ones understand.
((you are so beyond okay with me on that front dont even worry :) ))
:33< toxic meowi and toxic mewri kissing on a beach then killing eachothpurr ofur it
earth c has a weird religi0us system. the ancients believed there were tw0 time g0ds, 0ne 0f the set up f0r the inevitable and 0ne t0 exact that inevitability. i w0nder what that's based 0n. 0u0
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https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6c192e4bb3da.png hard night's w0rk ragebaiting. ((comm from paradoxrambles/paradoxreturns on twitter! they'll be opening cheap comms for small scale stuff like this soon!))
mE, wHENEVER aRADIA IS MENTIONED, oR IS NEARBY, oR, iSN'T MENTIONED OR, iSN'T, nEARBY, HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/B26B678F1655.GIF
I AM NOT ACTUALLY CHANGING MY QUIRK, tHAT WAS JUST AN EXAMPLE PROVING THAT, nOTHING IS DIFFERENT JUST BECAUSE, i TYPED DIFFERENT ONCE,
♯anenemy
I've seen some of you thirst after men I wouldn't even see fit to 8e dou8le-murdered 8y Lord English.