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Ease there, Donkey Kong
There can never be enough potassium. Your lack does not dictate my intake.
Hey you! Yes you. No, not the person the account belongs to, YOU the WRITER of the person. I love you. ♡
Thats it Sex is #CANCELLED #nsfw #sexis0verparty
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i dont care if nobody thinks this bit is funny im taking this shit to the finish line if i gotta do it my damn self
Every Time I Log In Appears To Be The Wrong Time To Do So
the simpsons are a funny tv family who are yellow
hey #nsfw #dashwatching https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ede571a06c06.webp
theyre called the simpsons because theyre yellow
top this, bottom that, we should all be focusing on what’s really important. #DRYHUMPING #nsfw
bottoming and topping is a social construct and if you want to have equitable sex the only option is rubbing your thingies together #nsfw
/// THERE IS NOTHING SHAMEFUL ABOUT THE ACT OF BOTTOMING!!! BOTH PARTNERS PLAY AN EQUAL ROLE IN THE ACT OF COPULATION!!! THAT BEING SAID, I WOULD NEVER BOTTOM, BECAUSE I ALWAYS COME OUT ON TOP!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!! #NSFW ///
:33 < i am a purroud powerbottom :33c :00 < nsfw
New dash trend: whats the biggest inc0rrect stere0type pe0ple believe ab0ut y0u?
Ok can we cool the jets on calling me a little bit of a fuggler. Not only is it hurting my feelings something awful but im looking down the mugs of the folks posting this slanderous bullhockey and thinking sheesh! I might not be easy on the eyes but youre like fricken sandpaper contacts. Roughing my peepers straight up. Yikers. :(
i myself am not a hommo but gay men need to do a lot to examine the misogyny in their community and think about why tops/bottoms are stereotyped in the ways they are. -from the office of ace dick detective agency
tell me about it just imagine how dumb they look hunched over their phones with mad shrimp posture and your nerves will disappear in no time
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I feel i once again need to state i am 6'9", a bear, and do not take lightly to being called a solid bottom. #nsfw
you cannot possibly ever convince me that jake tops look at him #nsfw