♥ liked by @carcinologyGenarch
praying for you to get bred by the homies! #NSFW
Anyways. Like this post to blow up your own palmhusk immediately.
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- Ɨ♱Σ ☪︎ΩΩl dΩn♱ 屮Ωrry. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
Trying to win an argument here. Like for option 1 and pity for option 2.
SOMETIMES I HAVE THIS REALIZATION AND THEN I IGNORE IT OUT OF SHEER EMBARRASSMENT.
aaayyoo... nn..bbot tthe firiost peerosn i knneowv tthats intnto itt shsofkignly eneo8y i. VWoeont puvwwvkicly ssay vwheo tthe othter iss 8bu. 8bAbuut daanb okajay intereestiyjng yo mee
5 likes and I'll bang sollux #nsfw
Bit of a terrible photo, but this is my son, Josh! Nedd’s younger brother. They get along quite famously! https://i.postimg.cc/FzV8R71K/Untitled1107-20260712215143.jpg
so truɘ!
:33< new icon efurrybody :33< went on a hunt, felt cute :33< h33 h33 h33!!!
i figuured id set myself uup with a better profile pictuure.. smile. i love youu.
>>| relatable.
I NEED TO DEEPTHROAT SOMETHING RIGHT NOW BEFORE I START CLAWING AT THE WALLS OF THIS CAVE. #NSFW
>>| we .all know, how people moan .in bed, but have you seen boys whimper .under you? some .of them have quite sensitive #boynook. .a single touch .and he's .under your knees. #nsfw #hornyposting
:33 < owo *ac nuzzles the hand that scritches* :33 < uwu
// This is really ironic and hilarious but Dave has been deliriously sick because so have I.. and while that has been happening I've had a hyperfocus on Lil Cal - specifically as a human So naturally while I've been sick I've spent the last 2 days drawing him here you go https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/69b6652197f5.png
MY BROTHER JUST ANOTHER ME.
GHH. I JUST WANT HER TO SHOVE MY RECOGNITION SURFACE INTO THE PILLOW SO HARD THAT I CAN'T BREATHE AS SHE POUNDS INTO ME AND DEGRADES ME IN THE SWEETEST VOICE, FORCING ME TO COME OVER AND OVER AND OVER UNTIL MY BODY IS FILLED WITH HER GENMAT INSTEAD OF MINE. SEND CHIT
LITERALLY EVERYTHING I EVER WANT OHHH MY GOD.
+GORGEOUS WOMAN NEXT TO ME. GHRHRHHHHGHGHGHGHHGHG
I AM ABLE TO CONFIRM THIS FOR THE RECORD.
i see Random Maid Event night treated us both well
Yes! #juniorbadgedyou
(=^･⩊･^=) <
₍^. .^₎⟆ Stop that꠹
its pet pic saturday so heres bec https://file.garden/acVcRW-lGD3FoFzc/Becquerel_pesterquest.webp #petpicsaturday #lususpicsunday
watching vinny vinesauce and hearing the most "rose lalonde five hours longer awake than she ought to be slightly dipping into her new york accent" statement of my life. "if you're paying 30 dollars for a burger in new york that thing better cunniling you!" incredible.
₍^. .^₎⟆ Don’t th!nk too hard now꠹
I HAVE @TURNTECHSTRIDER AS MATESPRIT AND @CARCINOLOGYGENARCH AS A MOIRAIL. BEAT IT.
#fuckyourfriendsfriday if anyone wants to be my friend you got approximately 15 minutes before i eat a big bowl of cereal and tell you to fuck off
* hey friends * how are you feeling
I LOVE GAY PEOPLE !!!
our Crab
i think you know exactly what i would want to share "with the class" B)
i got rly good news but 1st things first my friends r fuckin dumbasses i know som ppl here r prolly gonna call them assholes 4 this but i just dont have it in me 2 agree hell im not even rlly angry im just tired callie n janey were plannin some grand gesture n rly wanted 2 surprise me and got evry1 involved but it back fired cause evry1 avoided me 2 not spoil the surprise rose ended up bein the 1st to read all the messages i left n told everyon e how they fucked up turns out jake was told 2 block me aftr he said he was strugling 2 keep the secret and thr trolls just went along w dirks whol block if u think youll spill thing so the good news is callie and janey liek me back wer gonna do somthin when i feel bettr im rly happy but tbh im super overwlemed too this whole thing has been a mes but im glad my friends r still here n theyr all sendin appologies rn 4 the ppl i know still want 2 fite them thanh you everyone that tried 2 help this past week it maens so much 2 me
i'm about to obliterate a fucking twink. #nsfw
totally, like the most creative fucking ever completely original you giving shakes p fucking chills
damn bro that's creative, never thought of that one
Y⚣u were ⚣ne ⚣f the ⚣nes I was thinking ⚣f when making the p⚣st! Y⚣ur tail is very cute ^3^
<<"wow, people always talk about self-love but you're on another level #nothating #goodforyou">>
susuch. an aamaozng. sns ggot ffucked got drunmk gott ssycked aand ssucked bulge lovelwy nighyt #substance #sicknastysunday #nsfw
>8I #HOT #SUGGESTIVE
joining you but im layin flat like a starfish
* heheheh * playfully kicks you around because its silly and im bored and ur being pathetic loool
* proud of ya for speaking up lmao * some very real stuff spoken of here. wishin for you to get what you need soon! wonk
olive garden send chitt
꒰ঌ This but with a sick ass sword or axe :o] ໒꒱
oh kill em, ooh, kill em
yall mind if a white boy gets a lil groovy with it?
morning
:33 < i'd definitely smash mew karkitty
aye its that cute lil vantas! still wanna have a Motherfucker bulge Deep in ya? SMASH
fuck it iM BORED. #sMashorpass tiMe! coMMent if ya wanna know if iD fuck ya nasty ;o) #nsfw
so fuck it. gonna get myself a pinned post. adding the dick pic to this post cause i know yall thirsting.
Thanks.
Fuck I mean- B) You didn't see me lacking.
LMAO
my bad
i dont need a man to kiss me to “prove im gay” i do kiss men thats /why/ i know im not gay . send chitt. send. send the ch
(=^‥^=) > MAKES BISCUITS ON MEWR CHEST
fInFaYgO CeL SoLiDaRiTy, YeAh i bLeW Up hIs kItChEn bUt wErE LiKe oFfIcIaL NoW (o:
@carcinologyGenarch (Kar breakfast is a very small bacon weave. On the inside, just below the surface, waits some breadcrumbs for crunch, scrambled egg for density, and sliced tomato and pepper for texture. Like an inverse omelette. It comes with two leaves of lettuce for optional holding of the bacon.)
Like this post for breakfast
I'LL CONSIDER IT.
#tierlist of people i knowv S+: my kanny <3 @cavweatGuidance i lovwe you so much svweetheart S: all the kankris, @carcinologyGenarch, @turntechStrider, @casanovwasAnchor A: @carcinoVWantas, @aerodynamicTramp, 8: @singularityManifest, most of my alts C: my timelines mituna, my timelines meenah F: @torpidAnarchy because i hate you, @aeneasCaldarium because i vwant you dead uhhhhhhhhhh anyone else can reply and ill say vwhat i think because i cant think of anyone else off the top my head
what the fuCk no.............
TRUE. THANKS
yo did you see that
holy shit did you guys see that?
what was that 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
₊๋⭑⏾۫ ׅ⭐︎OMG SAMMME!! x3˚.⭒
x3
ohhh im chitting on it ohhh im chitting on it
0:B OH MY GOG THIS IS CUTE TO WATCH
d'aww, i'm 6lad to see ya happy, friend! i hope it keeps up, friend!
this is a near constant pair of actions i do when im on this place. teehee! :D
good morning chittr
today will be a good day. always be happy, ok?
dude holy fuck my brain chemistry got so fucking wrecked
bi6 reChitt
I'M NOT A FUCKING COWARD SO I GUESS I'LL BULGEPOST NOW. [THIS IMAGE HAS BEEN DELETED.]
(cut to like dave and kar playing legos and dave is just having the time of his life)
hey man, im right here man, hey waves hand waves hand in the air hey man
Interesting.
HELLO MY PURR BBYS !! THIS IS MY FURR -ST POST HEHEE ⚞^◕⩊◕^⚟
You are literally the only one who understood what I was asking for. Thank you.
furrck it!! pounce pawst furry 100d photo of purrtner nd pounce.. :///))
OKAY, LET'S REINTRODUCE MYSELF. I AM COMMANDER VANTAS. HE/HIM, THEY/THEM, FUCK/YOU. YES, I DO HAVE A VIOLETBLOODPUSHER AWARD. YOU WILL RESPECT ME, OR I WILL CULL YOU WITHOUT HESITATION. ALSO I HAVE A YOUNG FUCHSIA IN MY CARE. IF YOU HURT HER, YOU DIE. DO NOT ASK ME ABOUT THE WAR. CULL YOURSELF. MY INTERESTS ARE: BEING BUFF WITHOUT WORKING OUT EATING LOTS OF FOOD(REQUESTS GO HERE: HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/853JNGZEM42JUREM9) ROMCOMS ROMANCE IN GENERAL, SPECIFICALLY THE QUADRANT KIND ♡: @CARCINOLOGYGENARCH, @TURNTECHNOGEARHEAD ◇: @TURNTECHSTRIDER ♤: NONE. ♧: NONE, NOT LOOKING. IF I GET A KISMESIS I WANT TO BE ABLE TO OBLITERATE HIM WITHOUT SOME INTERLOPER CATCHING STRAYS.
₊๋⭑⏾۫ ׅ⭐︎https://i.pinimg.cøm/736x/61/2b/41/612b419317c77eac4bcd836b1d780e73.jpg˚.⭒
i didn’t know the guy personally but i hope he’s in a happier place rip shy dirk #shydirk
#shydirk
rest in peace #shydirk you were in fact the most ironic of all of us and therefor the coolest motherfucker ive ever known you will be missed and mourned by the masses
i'm already in i'm ready to go
Y⚣u kn⚣w I was ab⚣ut t⚣ p⚣st ab⚣ut h⚣w there wasn't a l⚣t ⚣f bulge p⚣sts and m⚣re talking ab⚣ut bulge p⚣sts but then I saw karkat's and n⚣w I feel better thanks Kk y⚣u're a real ⚣ne #nsfw
count me in actually
i collect cds theyre cool as shit
i like your posters very poster like
goddamn
we all yes we will be normal
hello! :B
==> <3.
YEAH we gonna protect this lil DuDe!
we will raise him together
nah iM with lil vantas here who the FUCK upset lil DuDe???
==> Aw. /pos.
HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEEHH! <>
hes my son. i love him dearly
==> @carcinologyGenarch
happy birthday "karkat vantas"
:33 < i just realized i haven't horny posted today :33 < so on top of my 1 get-away-furrom-nepeta fr33 card :33 < i am also ofurring all karkitties furr33 wriggler day head! mewr welcome! :00 < nsfw
Punch them.
Happy birthday to all of the karkats out there! We are currently throwing a big bash for all of ours! :) #happybirthday
he's just the coolest baby ever idk what to tell you
NO DAVE DUMBASS JUST SLAPPED IT ON HIM AS SOON AS HE CAME OUT.
#SUGGESTIVE YOU CAN BLOCK ME BUT YOU CAN'T UN-GIVE ME BACKSHOTS
\ happy wr1ggl1ng day J:D /
IM ONLY GOING TOO SAY THIS ONCE AS I HAVE A WRIGGLING DAY PARTY TO GET READY FOR. HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY TO ALL OTHER FUCKERS WHO HAPPEN TO SHARE THIS DAY WITH ME. I HOPE YOUR SLEEP CYCLE DOESNT SUCK, YOU FIND AT LEAST A LITTLE HAPPINESS IN THIS DAY, AND THAT YOU... ACTUALLY GET NOTICED FOR HOW GOOD OF A BEING YOU ARE. THATS IT. THATS ALL IM SAYING ON THIS STUPID MATTER.
c< Happy fucKiNg wriggliNg day! >c
Happy wriggling day 030
YOU TOOOOOOO!!!!! <><><><><><><>!!!!
he chitt'd his pants
if youre a good girl, boy, they, or anything else please sound off :D
they be stalking get it stalk like a bean stalk
[[ HE'S PULLING HIS COCK OUT! ]]
why you so smalls man
one cherry tall
ju§t 3 apple§ tall...
ISNT IT ROMANTIC HOW WE'RE ALL VAGUEPOSTING ABOUT ONE FUCKING GUY.
==> Can you get up? I can come help you.
₍^. .^₎⟆ Freak to freak commun!cat!on on my feed꠹
i joep erdian nd karkat have the best whatever the fuck their doing ever :3
D⚣n't listen t⚣ him y⚣ur bl⚣⚣d c⚣l⚣r is beautiful and s⚣ are y⚣u
I love slurs! Kidding.
Aweesome :)
⚣h this is ⚣ne ⚣f th⚣se uh.. sbrub?? games? There were rum⚣rs ab⚣ut it and they had this like pers⚣nality test leaked 0-0 I g⚣t a r⚣gue ⚣f d⚣⚣m, whatever that means.
==> Prince of Heart. I've taken to only destroying the souls of those unworthy, however.
Lord of Doom
bard of heart, and also all the others
gog damn bard of hope ovwer here
// no reason for Siluri to canonically know but he's a knight of hope
was told i was a "Sylph of Breath"
#kinkrating #nsfw “biting, just, feral fucking biting” 10/10 get fuckin nibbled on devastated this is one of those kinks ive lost access to since turning robotic but that doesnt stop my ass from appreciating the fuck out of it best feeling in the world is being between some sharp teeth and god if it aint a good day when you get to leave a cute lil couple of bruises behind for your partner to get all blushy about as if theyre experiencing their first crush all over again best spot for em is the inner thighs in my professional opinion like fuuuuuuuuuuck yeah
awe nini
#YOURALLERGIES
OH MY GOD THEY ADDED FUCKING OH MY GOD THEY CHANGED THE DOGS IN MINECRAFT [NeonAllnight was slain by Polar Bear] /reference
YOU'RE POPULAR (:B
YAAYAYAYAYYYYY
4W3SOM3.
GOOD MORNING!
#kinkrating #nsfw #nsfwe #breeding @carcinologygenarch "okay. i know this is not how my biology works. but i have, embarrassingly, a breeding kink. i sigh whimsically." lmao youre bold slapping your tag on this one but nah jk 8/10 tho im rating this with the idea its specifically a breeding and not a pregnancy kink (0/10 for that one if youre curious) i get it, its creampie but one step further now youre getting possessive with it and from either perspective its nice to feel that wanted right like holy shit you want me soooo bad you wanna have a family you wanna nestle down and plant roots and get domestic thats pretty crazy and deep and i can respect this one its romantic imo my karkat has it too and its interesting and plus like you specifically have the added layer of it being something out of reach which for most people adds fuel to the fire and sounds like its burnin pretty hot for you over there
𝗕𝟯𝟯 < poll time 𝗕𝟯𝟯 < what do mew put on mewr hotdog ♥️ ketchup ♦️ mustpurrd ♠️ ch33se ♣️ other (s33: comments)
yea no prob kar im like a pro down here haha
howdy kar! hope ya have a 6ood one!
YYYYEYEEEAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAAHAAH
like this p0st if y0u want t0 get d0uble dicked d0wn by a mentally ill ex-psi0nic. asking f0r a friend. #nsfw
V^ Hell yeah. ^V
//While I wouldn't mind seeing @armoredMorbosa and @groovyKosmonaut covered in the oils they suggested, I don't think those would work for my predicament. I will however try @carcinologyGenarch 's suggestion.//
#orb
hell yeah #yourorb
pondering #yourorb?
Prrr!
\ fucked up 1f true. scary sh1t /
Sex. #nsfw
\ n >< n /
Yes!
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B33 < pawlright since i got at least two pawsitive replies... B:33 < its not my usual rave look but i f33l like sometimes people furget i can show skin h33h33 [Footage from what seems to be a (mercifully spacious) changing room. Deva first stands dressed in their usual derse dreamer dress + coat outfit, flicking their glasses up to wink at the camera. They cover the camera with a wingtip, and when it pulls back they are wearing a fishnet top with tape over their nipples, a glowstick necklace, and shredded short shorts. A handful of scars dot their skin, and their tail curls into a lazy heart shape in the mirror behind them. They lift off the ground and do a sinuous twist in midair, reaching for the camera.]
:33< im curling up and snuggling with mew btw
glladb someone saidb it lloll
i neededthis reninder as well thank u kar
hell yeah
#edsbeachparty https://media1.tenor.com/m/nnq2wtd4/tan-tanning.gif
>+. I'M NOT THERE BUT HI :) .+<
| kno thAt 1 hAhA :)
i love you all :D
Escape while you can.
WOAH. WAIT WHY AM I SHOCKED IVE SEEN THIS BEFORE
sweet dreams, sweet kar. u◡u
there's a 6ood feller. ^◡^
sleeeep sweet kar. ya deserve the rest.
but we love our kar!
pat the kar 6ently...
#SUBSTANT
!!!!!!!!
PRPNOSUS
RAL SHIT
:33< thank mew!
>>| same. but surrounded by grubcakes. lots .and lots .of grubcakes
this is a mood
M Y BULGE. HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AZKPRTTM0CNYBN8T/BULGEE.PNG #NSFW #SUBSTANCE
bet
so anyway one time while i was crowing it up i grabbed the biggest stick i could get with my lil bird feet and i dropped that shit onto the windshield of a moving vehicle
awesome all i needed was one person saying yes
I Shall Make Questions That You Wont Know Its Me For Comedic Effects
leaning against wall because im so cool and sick asf hey
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gonna get a sweater that goes down to my ankles atp
yess you get it
CONDOLENCES.
that is relatable i miss my um i miss my vriska i supp0se we have a c0mplicated relati0nship
yeah pardner i know the feelin'. u︵u
*=_-^ []n g[]g same tb𝔥 ^=_-'
((THIS. WE HAVE A LOT OF NON HOMESTUCK FRIENDS AND SOME OF THEM MAKE US FEEL SO SHITTY ABOUT HAVING TYPING QUIRKS IT'S DISGUSTING))
Yes!
🐾i kNow a gUy who's writiN' a book 'boUt cycloNes 'N torNados.... bUt right Now it's jUst a "draft'! x) hehe,
forever jealous of yer duds, friend. u◡u
it's a darn fine fit for a darn fine fellow! ^◡^
#aspe(ttalk 12/12 - heart there’s not a set order to how the aspe(ts are laid out, reall7. it kind of differs. but i think most people would agree that starting with rage was kind of out there. but i had to! be(ause this wa7 we end here. m7 favorite. m7 aspe(t. heart. heart is 7ou. not what 7ou do, not aspe(ts of realit7, not what 7ou see or think or break or (reate. it’s who 7ou are. the fundamental beating soul at the (ore of 7our being. the feeling 7ou feel before 7our mind (uts in to rationalize it awa7. the instin(t 7ou feel at the sight of some primal trigger. ever7thing 7ou do is an outer la7er, a tributar7 from the sour(e of just what 7ou are. are 7ou thoughtful, passionate, grump7, funn7, laz7? all of those are written in 7our heart. that’s not all, though. ever7thing has a soul, and that tells 7ou what it is. a ro(k’s soul tells it it’s this hard, this size, this shape, this (olor, this mineral (ontent. a person’s soul tells it more than just what their personalit7 is. what spe(ies are 7ou? what gender are 7ou? what sexualit7? are 7ou mortal, or are 7ou a god? what blood (olor are 7ou? well. 7our soul might tell 7ou what blood (olor is. mine doesn’t, an7more. ripped that part out. imagine what else i (ould rip out. ;) it’s definitel7 a bias of mine to think that heart is the most important aspe(t. ever7thing does as it is, after all. a warrior fights be(ause their soul tells them the7 are a warrior. water runs be(ause it is water. all things are be(ause the7 are. i hope this explains a little about wh7 i alwa7s, alwa7s tell people to tell others their feelings, to express themselves. 7ou don’t have to be something 7ou’re not. 7ou don’t have to be perfe(t. 7ou just have to be 7ou, be(ause no one else (an.
malleablePersonage is OFFLINE! Reason not provided
it was probably, and im only GUESSING, that it was for anyone whod be below my post and you just so happen to be there >X3 or they want me to specifically fight you?? dunno!
New quest: 𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 an ancient 𝘽𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧 in the 𝙏𝙤𝙢𝙗 𝙤𝙛 𝙏𝙝𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙨 𝙅𝙚𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣.
me when i breathe but do it wron6
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what the fuCk i love 'n' appreCiate kar now?? this is a joke 'Cus i've always liked seein' ya turn up on the timeline. ^◡^
YEAH SAME HERE BUT THE RED IS INTERNAL
==> Dirk opens his computer and types a URL into the browser, "chittr.ing". He then hits enter, and spends some time making a profile. Oddly enough, the site seems to be troll based, but that's not a barrier that he would let stop him from joining. His vast experience living among the trolls allows him to accurately gauge his troll age as precisely 10 sweeps. After finding good art of himself online, he downloads it to his filegarden and pastes the links into the boxes, making sure that he looks as cool as possible. And God, does he look hot. After specifying his blood color as his favorite color, orange, he begins to write his first chitt. After finishing, he hits the "send it." button.
you know what? fuck it! i’m done! i’m done running and hiding. i’m done being afraid of how others are going to see me if i change things. if i wanna wear dresses and skirts or get piercings then i’m going to do it! thank you to my two boyfriends for being there and pushing me to be myself more and more. i needed this. @turnaroundgodtech @knightgeneticist i love you both so much and i’m done letting my fear control me.
I love you.
:33< *ac purrs ar cg* :33< just let mew know where mew want me!
[NA] is now offline! it would be funny if people censored nsfw posts with the source engine missing texture grid anyways slime time
Itsss tiimeee!!! The pr☘︎mised 1K kult sc☘︎re special image I pr☘︎mised <333 #nsfw https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/Minthe%201k%20special.png
Awawa.
Morning Karkat.
howdy! ^◡^
↘️do any of you earnestly believe i am some kind of idiot or perhaps an oaf.↘️ ↗️HIT THE ♥︎ REACT IF YOU THINK I AM A DIPPANNED MORON, UNDESERVING OF ANY IOTA OF ATTENTION DEIGNED UPON ME BY THE FIRM-HANDED SUPERIORS THAT SLAP THEIR STRANGLEPLANES ALONG MY BACK ENOUGH TO DISRUPT THE ELECTRICAL RHYTHM OF MY PUSHER.↗️ ↘️♠︎ react if you are "one of the real ones" who believe i am literally just an employee going above and also beyond, which is just empirically true.↘️ ↗️REACT WITH ALL FOUR (♠︎♥︎◆♣︎) IF YOU REQUIRE ASSISTANCE FILING NEXT SOLARCYCLE'S W2S.↗️
> verm1ll10n flycatcher
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c< gOOd dusK! >c
hff- disen6a6in', disen6a6in'! hatebot's 6otten too powerful! '>︵<;
nonchalant ass kar.
girlbulge am i doing this right #nsfw
Hey Chittr, let's cheer for this guy.
good. :)
Rebooting.
haha hell yeah
:33< like my status if mew think girls are kinda hot
feast ur eyes or w/e #voidstrap #nsfw #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/665fc994c347.png
Insane.
s4m3.
j3rk off to th1s, los3r. >8P [4rt by m3 | #nsfw | th1s on3z to th4t on3 #j41l3dcro just so h3 knows wh4t h3 c4nt h4v3] https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/7dcc100bd647.png
i forgot to turn on theeeee fucking ooc option because i have brain damage c: ))
wtf he is adorable, pardner?, stran6er?? bless.....))
not really into the receiving end of pet play . . . idk it’s complicated but something funny nonetheless lmfao pet play but i’m chewing something i’m not supposed to and run away when you say “what’s in your mouth” #nsfw
#caliborngaming #cultofthedamned fanart https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/79a278945072.png
@carcinologyGenarch glub
like this chit and i wwill glub at you
Like this chit and I'll tell you if your typing quirk is moronic, based purely on a superficial skim of your profile.
sniff sniff sniff snifffffffffff...... you smeeeeell like a turtleneck sweater someone wore to mow their lawn in the middle of the day and alssssooooooo...... sweaty cane grips!!! a pretty good smell. would sniff again! :D
concept part 3! @archiveAddict #nsfw! archive rating E! or X? it's a lot! desperation can make anything better, particularly with your kismesis in need. getting to savor the look in their eye as their lust outranks their dignity, no amount of gruff whines or vague hints at struggling can hide how badly they want your help. it's obvious, gentler teeth, claws barely scratching, that whine in the back of their gullet as you shove them down. "quit glaring at me like that, we both know you need this." your excitement mounts, you have them where you want them, sprawled back, splayed, looking indignant but utterly vulnerable. a twinge of guilt fires off, making you hesitate a moment. you bite it back, looming as you reach down, attending to their body's demands. being broody sure looks intense. poor thing. the thought hits your head as you press the first in. slow, feeling the rush as you hear their pathetic mewl. it was cute- cute? yes, yes it was cute. another pang, you find yourself reaching up, a reassuring caress to the cheek. at some point, amidst the whining, you see it. that look, outraged compromise shifting into vulnerable need. that anger in your core fading into a burning, desperate adoration. so meek, so helpless, all of a sudden their needs best your grievances, the elation of this act. "poor thing." this time, you say it aloud when you had meant to think it. their reaction is strong, though where you expect disgust and outrage, they soften. you sit beside them, before pulling them in outright, praising them as they lay. #nsfw #oviposition #broody #kismesis #matesprit #blackred #vacillation #reader/kismesis #reader/matesprit Archive rating E
(@4RCH1V34DD1CT 1NSP1R3D M3 BY PROXY FOR K1SM3S1S STUFF) CONC3PT P4RT 2: YOUR K1SM3S1S ON TH3 FLOOR. KN33L1NG, H4NDS T13D B3H1ND TH31R B4CK. TH31R SK1N 1S 4 C4NV4S FOR YOU TO P41NT W1TH BRU1S3S 4ND M4RKS. YOU'V3 4LR34DY L3FT SOM3, OF COURS3, 4ND TH3Y'R3 P4NT1NG. COV3R3D 1N B1T3S 4ND H4NDPR1NTS. F4C3 FLUSH3D 4ND OH-SO-PR3TTY. "TOLD YOU 1'D G3T R3V3NG3." YOU MUMBL3, 4 H4ND PR3SS3D B3TW33N TH31R TH1GHS, F33L1NG TH3M RUT 4G41NST YOU. TH3Y WH1N3, 4ND YOU L34N 1N TO B1T3 TH3M 4G41N, F4NGS M4RK1NG TH3M 4S YOURS. R4T1NG: 3 #NSFW #H4T3P41L1NG #R34D3R/K1SM3S1S #B1T1NG
⏾⋆.˚⊹ ࣪ ˖ todΔy hΔs been one of those dΔys so fΔr where i downright need Δ mouth on my bulge. ugh. #nsfw ༉‧₊˚✧.*
:33 < thank mew karkitty :33 < i knew i could count on mew
I am increasing to amount of chemicals that are pumped into the water in order to turn the frogs gay.
https://file.garden/adRzmJ6hMw6EHCJX/IMG_2290.jpg #nsfw
MY CONSTITUENTS. I HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT. THE BODY DOUBLE PLANTED IN THE GRAY HOUSE WAS A SUCCESS. THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR CONCERN. I deeply appreciate all those who rose up to the challenge of becoming President. Thank you, all. I am safe. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/WE'RE%20SO%20BACK.png
>> ¡ 1ove th¡ડ for you, Kar
420 thoughts getting suddenly pulled into a kiss to instead realize smoke is getting shotgunned before you can do anything about it you go to cough from the surprise, but find a hand over your mouth and another pinching your sniff nub the burning in your lungs as your body tries to pull fresh air and sputter out the smoke in a futile push and pull against the palm forcing it in you can silently beg while your survival instincts kick in, but your limbs are starting to feel fuzzy and it’s unclear if it’s the smoke or the lack of oxygen probably and preferably both happy 420 #nsfwe #substance
b33n 4 wh1l3. cl34ns3 your bulbz w/ th1s. #nsfw https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/3c9dc87dcc09.png
Jeff the Helpful :)
https://files.catbox.moe/quwc9s.gif 𓅭 <from a pond somewhere>
hiiii
c< HellOOOOO!! >c
>[Zzzleep better than I do.]<
>[Wear that zzzhit with pride 'cuzzz you can't change them without zzzignificant cranial trauma.]<
>> thoડe are h¡ડ emot¡ona1 ડupport tabડ !!
>> are 99% of uડ here a11 gay ¡n one d¡rect¡on or another #yao¡ #yur¡ #notnotgay #🏳️🌈
>> anyth¡ng by Tro11 Mounta¡n Goatડ !! !! #tro11mounta¡ngoatડ #muડ¡c httpડ://open.ડpot¡fy.com/track/7k71T3B9kMr2PhCQ9rT6EP
im a big fan of this one ^_^ https://patriciataxxon.bandcamp.com/track/with-my-tail-to-the-world
I'LL SLIDE THIS HERE. HTTPS://OPEN.SPOTIFY.COM/TRACK/06PPN5QVJU25TESA9QZXTC?SI=39AA5D92EF024B3F
R34SONS WHY YOU C4NT H4T3 K4R:
c< ((yKNOw wHat? id listeN 2 tHe pirates MOre tHaN i wOuld tHe pilOts, i lOve sea sHaNties N sHit liKe tHat >c
// second wip. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/428f29543afe.png
(( how do you !! I'm on mobile and I don't think it's an option on mobile browser or maybe I'm just stupid ))
((I kinda wish that the followed hashtags would not be lumped in with normal notifications. A separate section for them would make it easier to sift through things}}
ii don"t havve controvver2iial 2hiit twwo 2ay twwo get hated on.. =ΣB/
oh ii knoww,, men are better.. there ii 2aiid iit.. better than wwhat?? ii"ll let you deciide..
hiit 2ong fiirefliie2 by owwl ciity aiin"t 2hiit.. iit2 bad..
wwhy are you twwo liike thii2..
do your part,, hate my po2t2..
2top liikiin my chiit2,, that ju2t make2 me get a checkmark badge later on..
noww that"2 ju2t not cool..
wwe"ll 2ee,, wwe"ll 2ee..
ii havve a head 2tart on my kull 2core ovver your2 thii2 tiime..
wwe"re back iin fuckiin bu2iine22 baby..
get me twwo 10k kull2,, get me twwo 10k kull2,, make that number go UP!!!!!!
SO MOEFUL
top thing to do when one has a tail i would imagine… 10/10
starts sobbing, wailing, falls to the ground in hyyysterics, etc,
Thanks Kar I appreciated
9kay https://cdn.imgchest.c9m/files/1d136660adaa.png #nsfw (( 99c: art 6y me, als9 6e nice. she's c9me a l9ng way....t9 d9 this <3))
T)(at's so w)(ale done!
Woahhh Epic Dude those are really neat
https://i.postimg.cc/v8nkdfM)(/image-2026-04-15-201244307.png when you hatin on my chits this who you hatin on
#chilisevent IC host: Karkat "Fuse" Vantas (if u want to be an IC host for events i'm all for that) OOC Hosts: @kantankerousFuse (you are here @tipsynekoGnostalgic @marquiseMindfang HELLO We start official tomorrow with URBAN EXPLORING AT 9 AM EASTERN TIME STANDARD! HOWEVER THE EVENT LAST UNTIL FRIDAY! You do not have to stay the entire time, this is to allow ANYONE and everyone to join! The event ends FRIDAY, this is so if you want to join YOU CAN! [PARP] https://msparp.chat/chilistrip - OPEN TOMORROW AT 9AM [DISCORD] https://discord.gg/XEdF2NAC46
(( Chittr is back in partial freak mode, so not much! Glad you’re okay, though.
((Can we not tell people's characters to die lmao thats actually not cool.))
Thank you. I shall use this grace wisely.
I'm out shopping. I can't post every thirty seconds. I'll trip and eat shit.
The Mo+ther Grub lo+ves yo+u. She lo+ves all her children and wants them to+ be happy
:33 < ocray since mew all asked me to post a bulge pic.. here mew go~ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8e42b9fc7559.png #nsfw #selfie
I don’t normally post out of character but for the people who were at nycstuck yesterday, I was the Mallek cosplayer who proposed to my yumeshiper fiancé. I just want to say thank you guys so much for all of the well wishes and congratulations, as well as the post blowing up on human twitter. Your support is greatly appreciated! #nycstuck
#mimeposting https://media1.tenor.com/m/6tizrEVdP-cAAAAC/miming-expert-mime.gif
it's ok, not you.
im glad wwe can bond ovver this or somethin
howwd you sleep
evvenin
((might need to take a break from chittr for a couple days, i am having a very very very very bad time right now and i dont know what to do or who to talk to))
course
This means you can appreciate the warmth soon 🐴🎀🩷😁
WAGGING OUR TAILS TOGETHER
I'd kiss another Dirk, personally. I get it.
time travel is very g00d f0r these s0rts 0f things. 0u0
concept: inspired by @daveBot they said they had something new to install in your robotic body tonight laying on your back while they work between your legs, the sound of electricity sparking and their low humming as they casually install and rewire something that you were missing before it feels strange, something youve never processed before, something you didnt think youd ever want or need they wheel back in their chair, and you feel yourself overheat a bit at the sensation of their eyes admiring their work "tell me how this feels" the warmth of their living hand moves between your legs, dipping two fingers into a place you didnt have before you start writhing on the table, covering your face and stuttering out unintelligible start up noises youve never felt anything like that they pull away to let you cool down a bit you lean up to watch them start to unbuckle their pants "lets try the real thing then, yeah?" (tags: Robot Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, robophilia, no quads mentioned, robofucker, #nsfw, chitfic, Robot/Human, Robot/Troll, bottom reader, archive rating: E)
♨𝐼t's ann✿ying t✿ be tall s✿ෆetiෆes, 𝐼 envy y✿u﹗
((Ehehe thank you!! I've been having a lot of fun doing these sketches, so I'm glad people appreciate them!))
damn good time with @tipsyGalactica last night #nsfw #nsfwe https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fda73d2ecc9a.png
#NSFW BEING MANHANDLED MIGHT FIX ME, ITS A 50/50 SHOT
I'M SO DUCKING COLD I'M SHAKING ISN'T IT SPRING???
Yawn.
♥️ for meow ♦️ for woof/bark ♠️ for glub ♣️ and comment for other
Good awakening, dear. Do not forget to wash the slime from behind your ears.
:33 < *licks slime off of mew* https://media.tenor.com/hcch9hwz5hoaaaam/nepeta-homestuck.gif
GOOD MORNING TO EVERYONE BUT OTHER KARKATS MINUS KAR, HI KAR @CARCINOLOGYGENARCH
no no no no im not kar
MORNING, OR WELL, MORE LIKE EARLY NIGHT OR WHATEVER.
hi hi i love you hi
// wanted to make a quick doodle of him https://64.media.tumblr.com/a549df1826e5cdf6ff873cb9177398ee/6d9ffb1f23ad7d4a-c6/s400x600/b1413b4f485278e74fa66f8ca0238e41fec0fb0c.png creachur
[waves] I greet you with cheer, when the day is brand new, rising up with the sun, I'm here just for you. What am I?
L47UL4 15 50 H07 4ND R4D 4ND C00L3R 7H4N CR0NU5 4ND 5H3'5 50 53XY F0R 7H47, H0N357LY. L1K3 7H15 CH177 1F CR0NU5 4MP0R4 5UCK5.
accidentally rechitted but fuck it Ur right
lIkE this post if yOU think i shOUld be AllowEd to do whAtevEr stUpId dAngeroUs bUllshIt i want fOrevEr. trying to mAkE a pOInt
(( whoah rare homestuck and neocities drop ))
((you beautiful soul, I owe you my life /silly
GOODNIGHT! #GOODREST #SLEEPY #SLEEPTIME
:33 < good morning!
nice to hear something went well for you for once!
good morning karkat! did you sleep better or worse than yesterday?
hey..
FALLING SLEEP ON MY MATESPRIT, HIS CHITTERS ARE SO CALMING
OH MY GOG ARE THE SERVERS BACK? IT REMINDED ME OF WHEN THE EARTH C INTERNET WENT OUT FOR 8 MONTHS DURING THE WAR... #WAR #TRAUMA
((For reals i hate it. It tastes like mouth
Good waking, dear. Happy egg day. 🥚 [Karkat received a Painted Egg.]
((Hehehehe :3
Oh my god.
POP A TIT #nsfw
little easter treat for my followers. everyone say thank you to the anon that donated a massive amount of money to post this early. full 20 minute video is avaliable if you subscribe. #nsfw #oviposition [Link] [The link leads to his professional account where this kind of stuff lives. It leads to a five minute preview of a video.] [The video is framed so it shows him from his shoulders down. He's completely nude, those scars fully on display. Beside him is a bowl with some textured eggs of various sizes, an ovi-dildo, and of course, lube. He's sitting on a dark gray towel, fully prepared for the mess this is about to likely make. Unlike his collab video, he gets right to it. He settles back into his pillows, legs spread and hole presented to the viewer, picking up the toy. Its fairly long and thick, a dark orange in shade. Along the shaft its textured with slight ridges and bumps. It almost looks *too* big. He picks up the bottle of lube, popping it open with one hand and tipping it over his t-dick. It's white and semi-opaque, and clearly still a bit cold as he sucks in a breath before letting it out of his nose. He lets the lube drip over his dick and down to his hole before he brings the toy's tip to his entrance, smearing it around somewhat to prep himself. Moments later, he sinks it in, letting out a moan as it fills him. The movement is languid, taking the time to fully hilt to the base like the damn professional he is before pulling out and setting a steady pace. With each movement he lets out a gasp and moan, thighs trembling ever so slightly. Of course, this is not the main event. Not with oviposition. After some time, he pulls it out, almost all the way. He reaches over to the bowl and pulls out a large sized egg out, already dipping with lube. He brings it to the base of the toy once the majority of the lube stops dripping, slowly pushing it into the hole with a lewd sounding *ssshlllup*. The shaft of the ovipositer expands as the egg slides down, down, down into his body. He reaches for another, and another, and another. Each egg expands the toy's sides, showing its travel down into his hole. As he starts stuffing himself, his moans and gasps begin increasing in volume until he has himself whimpering. Between each egg he presses the toy inside himself to push back to make more room, letting loose a pitiful moan each time the eggs shift around. It almost seems endless as he continues to fill the toy, the sides stretching and collapsing as each egg moves its way through until it stretches the connection between the ovipositer and his enterance, burying deep within his body. His body shakes, helpless gasps and moans slipping past his lips and echoing within the room he's in. Once the bowl is empty, he keeps the toy in, letting everything settle as he catches his breath for a second. He reaches for the bottle of lube, settling it into the hole of the toy and scooting himself down so his face isn't visible but enough that he can prop the ovipositer up some more. He squeezes the bottle and dumps a fairly considerable amount into it. Once he's satisfied, the toy comes slipping out and he takes a sharp breath inward. He sets the ovi-dildo back beside the bowl and rests his hand on his lower abdomen, waiting. Moments later the first egg slips out with a large amount of lube onto the towel, then another, and another. They pile up in front of him, shifting around ones already 'laid' before they eventually stop in a huge pile of silicone and lubed up mess. Some lube is still dripping out, leaving thin ropes connecting to some of the eggs in the pile. He lets out a heavy sigh once his body is empty and the video ends.]
(( An average man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 4th of December, 2050, is this man's birthday. Though it was thirty year's ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name! What will the name of this man be? Dirk. Your name is DIRK. As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY and YOUR BROTHER'S DEATH DAY. TRASH is scattered about your room. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for ROBOT MAKING. You like to DRAW but you are not GOOD at it. You have a fondness for SBAHJ, and are an aspiring ENGINEER. You also like to SLEEP sometimes. What will you do? Stand in front of brothers room and wait. ... ... ... Your BROTHER never came out. #Horror #death #THELORE ))
im gonna get you outta those clothes real soon
((As I let my intrusive thoughts and feelings take over, I will be taking this opportunity to bid the lot of you a very fond goodbye. I had a veritable huge amount of fun playing this character but seeing that I have basically overplayed my hand with it, I believe it is best that I step away. Thank you everybody for making this a great, great experience)
Oh~ I was so bored, and felt like taking a tasteful nude. Perhaps a little horny, too. \></ #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d410cb44a121.png
THIS KAR GUY IS SO CHILL. @CARCINOLOGYGENARCH YOU ARE HIGHKEY PEAK, AS THE KIDS SAY.
my type is myself because only me can keep me satisfied, damn right #nsfw #selfcest
happy easter ya freaky fucks #nsfw #puppet #vaguely #religiousimagery #kinda [This image is not just him, but a white smuppet wearing bunny ears. His dick is almost completely inside that hashtag plush rump, and some of his happy trail is shaved away to form an upside down cross.]
D --> E%cellent work
:33< check this shit out :33< *the mighty huntress dabs at mew*
WE CHASE EACHOTHERS TAILS
thanks youre a real one anyway they keep calling me the worst undercover faggot theyve ever seen
NEVER
too lazy to hit the rechitt just know i was here
THERE IS NO LOW-KEY, FLY YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN FREAK FLAG HIGH.
Puts you between my teeth and swings you around like a dog with a rope toy
one single like and ill meowv. please i need kult score.
lemme meow at you baby
pull my wires till i short circuit #nsfw
:33 < since when were mew into birds? :33 < i'm still learning new things about mew.
TWO SHIRTLESS OILED UP KARKATS CLINGING ONTO ONE ANOTHER #ERIDANWEEK @CARCINOLOGYGENARCH
Damn, can I join a Karkat sandwich?
(IM ABOUT TO CREAM IN YOU.) #NSFW #CREAMTEAM #SELFCEST #YAOI
((actually this can be its own post too. if you think "joking" about the epstein files and the heinous acts against innocent people inside of them is in any way shape or form "funny" you can block me and fuck off. im not going to be nice about this. its insanely disgusting and insensitive to the victims and to people who have survived similar instances of human trafficking along with the emotional, physical, psychological abuse that goes along with it. #ooc #abuse
((LMAOOO real as fuck))
((My bro slop #mybroslop <3 #nsfw))
:33< meow :33< #meowposting2026
AVERAGE CHITTR HATE REACTOR
i wonder what the word was
this is why we are husbands #shavehim
i am a master at flirting and bating #nsfw
puppyboy this puppyboy that WHAT ABOUT THE RATTROLLS HUH WHAT ABOUT THEM GOD NO LOVE FOR CULTURE
watching the wedding with my #shadesoff and #pinkpawslippers on
pulling up to my own wedding in a t-shirt that says "pepaws big tits" ironically and golfing shorts ironically
i just popped the question we are getting married in like twelve minutes #striders #lalondes are welcome #egberts are not sorry
Post dick? #nsfw ♡ - Yes ◇ - yes but lowercase ♧ - YES BUT CAPS ♤ - Yes but its the same as option 1
Relatable experience. Your honor, rechitt this troll.
i want to rip your skin off WOW WIND REALLY IS LOUD
you disgusting freak you are such a good boy #nsfw
im so proud of you baby
i love you too
a vampire stroking your hair as theyre fangs deep in your neck. #nsfw i guess
not gonna lie this one is pretty sick congrats to @taciturnCharlatan enjoy this and all its clowny glory https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c418e821d8ab.png ((never drawn kurloz before so this was a fun interpretation :catjam: ))
gonna stop posting for awhile not dead
im so proud of you baby
i love you
i missed you
#nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a93262b2c0ed.jpg
((Dude we are twinning my ears hurt every other fucking day))
love him #lovesick https://open.spotify.com/track/2RfmFbqPz3zN2u01SBd55s?si=03805d6946354dd9
fuck you haters @carcinologyGenarch #nsfw https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1445826841607798814/1488866065734959345/20260401_074130.jpg?ex=69ce5613&is=69cd0493&hm=4e5c21ae33097ad4a11fedbde558e81ba6aac72fae412e76e29b6f210393c652&
in my loverboy era if anyone #needs me i will be #reminising by the #docks
dear count me in #vagueposting #songposting
his name is i have a dream about him #lyricposting #vagueposting #hessonicetome
crack me open so i feel the air inside me #nsfw #vagueposting #lyricposting #whereishe
i know you want me baby i think i want you too #lyricposting
if i could write you a song to make you fall in love i would already have you up under my arm #vagueposting #lyricposting
thinking about him and going HEHE ew never doing that again siri send post
i love public flirting in disconnected chitts
i trust you
give it to me baby UHUH UHUH and all the girlies say im pretty fly for a white guy #lyricsposting #tryingtoimpresshimisitworking
kar has changed i dont think i wanna flirt with him without him yelling at me
pussycat pussycat ive got flowers and lots of hours to spend with you #nsfw #thisisdirectedtosomeone
whats new pussycat #iknowothersongstoonotjustmusicalones
im #done sorry guys i had to be a theater kid also wasnt listening to the songs i was remembering names and lyrics from memory
ok, ok someone paid me a pretty penny to turn around. #nsfw (Art: mistressviri [deactivated], also pretend he has top surgery scars I cannot find any good trans bro fanart lol) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6b376eb8ecdb.jpg
ay lemme explode in yo cave #nsfw
(( THE FOUR EYED KARKATS GOTTA STICK TOGETHER LOLL
never be sorry for your freak era
((ayy i anxious gang. ur not alone fam))