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==> Dirk opens his computer and types a URL into the browser, "chittr.ing". He then hits enter, and spends some time making a profile. Oddly enough, the site seems to be troll based, but that's not a barrier that he would let stop him from joining. His vast experience living among the trolls allows him to accurately gauge his troll age as precisely 10 sweeps. After finding good art of himself online, he downloads it to his filegarden and pastes the links into the boxes, making sure that he looks as cool as possible. And God, does he look hot. After specifying his blood color as his favorite color, orange, he begins to write his first chitt. After finishing, he hits the "send it." button.
you know what? fuck it! i’m done! i’m done running and hiding. i’m done being afraid of how others are going to see me if i change things. if i wanna wear dresses and skirts or get piercings then i’m going to do it! thank you to my two boyfriends for being there and pushing me to be myself more and more. i needed this. @turnaroundgodtech @knightgeneticist i love you both so much and i’m done letting my fear control me.

[NA] is now offline! it would be funny if people censored nsfw posts with the source engine missing texture grid anyways slime time
Itsss tiimeee!!! The pr☘︎mised 1K kult sc☘︎re special image I pr☘︎mised <333 #nsfw https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/Minthe%201k%20special.png

Morning Karkat.

↘️do any of you earnestly believe i am some kind of idiot or perhaps an oaf.↘️ ↗️HIT THE ♥︎ REACT IF YOU THINK I AM A DIPPANNED MORON, UNDESERVING OF ANY IOTA OF ATTENTION DEIGNED UPON ME BY THE FIRM-HANDED SUPERIORS THAT SLAP THEIR STRANGLEPLANES ALONG MY BACK ENOUGH TO DISRUPT THE ELECTRICAL RHYTHM OF MY PUSHER.↗️ ↘️♠︎ react if you are "one of the real ones" who believe i am literally just an employee going above and also beyond, which is just empirically true.↘️ ↗️REACT WITH ALL FOUR (♠︎♥︎◆♣︎) IF YOU REQUIRE ASSISTANCE FILING NEXT SOLARCYCLE'S W2S.↗️

> verm1ll10n flycatcher

c< gOOd dusK! >c
nonchalant ass kar.

girlbulge am i doing this right #nsfw

good. :)
That was fun~~!! https://file.garden/ae6oRvOtfC9BcMqQ/stupidstupidgame.png

haha hell yeah

:33< like my status if mew think girls are kinda hot

feast ur eyes or w/e #voidstrap #nsfw #selfie https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/665fc994c347.png
I want to say that I am proud of everyone and so happy to hear that you all woke up and got up today! Remember to treat yourself kindly, repeat affirmative words to yourself, they are true and you deserve everything good.

Insane.
I am so proud of you! You deserve a sweet treat to reward yourself for going out and touching grass!
not really into the receiving end of pet play . . . idk it’s complicated but something funny nonetheless lmfao pet play but i’m chewing something i’m not supposed to and run away when you say “what’s in your mouth” #nsfw

#caliborngaming #cultofthedamned fanart https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/79a278945072.png

@carcinologyGenarch glub

like this chit and i wwill glub at you

Like this chit and I'll tell you if your typing quirk is moronic, based purely on a superficial skim of your profile.

sniff sniff sniff snifffffffffff...... you smeeeeell like a turtleneck sweater someone wore to mow their lawn in the middle of the day and alssssooooooo...... sweaty cane grips!!! a pretty good smell. would sniff again! :D

concept part 3! @archiveAddict #nsfw! archive rating E! or X? it's a lot! desperation can make anything better, particularly with your kismesis in need. getting to savor the look in their eye as their lust outranks their dignity, no amount of gruff whines or vague hints at struggling can hide how badly they want your help. it's obvious, gentler teeth, claws barely scratching, that whine in the back of their gullet as you shove them down. "quit glaring at me like that, we both know you need this." your excitement mounts, you have them where you want them, sprawled back, splayed, looking indignant but utterly vulnerable. a twinge of guilt fires off, making you hesitate a moment. you bite it back, looming as you reach down, attending to their body's demands. being broody sure looks intense. poor thing. the thought hits your head as you press the first in. slow, feeling the rush as you hear their pathetic mewl. it was cute- cute? yes, yes it was cute. another pang, you find yourself reaching up, a reassuring caress to the cheek. at some point, amidst the whining, you see it. that look, outraged compromise shifting into vulnerable need. that anger in your core fading into a burning, desperate adoration. so meek, so helpless, all of a sudden their needs best your grievances, the elation of this act. "poor thing." this time, you say it aloud when you had meant to think it. their reaction is strong, though where you expect disgust and outrage, they soften. you sit beside them, before pulling them in outright, praising them as they lay. #nsfw #oviposition #broody #kismesis #matesprit #blackred #vacillation #reader/kismesis #reader/matesprit Archive rating E

(@4RCH1V34DD1CT 1NSP1R3D M3 BY PROXY FOR K1SM3S1S STUFF) CONC3PT P4RT 2: YOUR K1SM3S1S ON TH3 FLOOR. KN33L1NG, H4NDS T13D B3H1ND TH31R B4CK. TH31R SK1N 1S 4 C4NV4S FOR YOU TO P41NT W1TH BRU1S3S 4ND M4RKS. YOU'V3 4LR34DY L3FT SOM3, OF COURS3, 4ND TH3Y'R3 P4NT1NG. COV3R3D 1N B1T3S 4ND H4NDPR1NTS. F4C3 FLUSH3D 4ND OH-SO-PR3TTY. "TOLD YOU 1'D G3T R3V3NG3." YOU MUMBL3, 4 H4ND PR3SS3D B3TW33N TH31R TH1GHS, F33L1NG TH3M RUT 4G41NST YOU. TH3Y WH1N3, 4ND YOU L34N 1N TO B1T3 TH3M 4G41N, F4NGS M4RK1NG TH3M 4S YOURS. R4T1NG: 3 #NSFW #H4T3P41L1NG #R34D3R/K1SM3S1S #B1T1NG
⏾⋆.˚⊹ ࣪ ˖ todΔy hΔs been one of those dΔys so fΔr where i downright need Δ mouth on my bulge. ugh. #nsfw ༉‧₊˚✧.*

:33 < thank mew karkitty :33 < i knew i could count on mew

I am increasing to amount of chemicals that are pumped into the water in order to turn the frogs gay.
https://file.garden/adRzmJ6hMw6EHCJX/IMG_2290.jpg #nsfw

MY CONSTITUENTS. I HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT. THE BODY DOUBLE PLANTED IN THE GRAY HOUSE WAS A SUCCESS. THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR CONCERN. I deeply appreciate all those who rose up to the challenge of becoming President. Thank you, all. I am safe. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/WE'RE%20SO%20BACK.png

>> ¡ 1ove th¡ડ for you, Kar
420 thoughts getting suddenly pulled into a kiss to instead realize smoke is getting shotgunned before you can do anything about it you go to cough from the surprise, but find a hand over your mouth and another pinching your sniff nub the burning in your lungs as your body tries to pull fresh air and sputter out the smoke in a futile push and pull against the palm forcing it in you can silently beg while your survival instincts kick in, but your limbs are starting to feel fuzzy and it’s unclear if it’s the smoke or the lack of oxygen probably and preferably both happy 420 #nsfwe #substance
Gay bar called "cockpit" #nsfw
https://files.catbox.moe/quwc9s.gif 𓅭 <from a pond somewhere>

c< HellOOOOO!! >c

Sleep Well!
>[Wear that zzzhit with pride 'cuzzz you can't change them without zzzignificant cranial trauma.]<

>> thoડe are h¡ડ emot¡ona1 ડupport tabડ !!

>> are 99% of uડ here a11 gay ¡n one d¡rect¡on or another #yao¡ #yur¡ #notnotgay #🏳️🌈

>> anyth¡ng by Tro11 Mounta¡n Goatડ !! !! #tro11mounta¡ngoatડ #muડ¡c httpડ://open.ડpot¡fy.com/track/7k71T3B9kMr2PhCQ9rT6EP
im a big fan of this one ^_^ https://patriciataxxon.bandcamp.com/track/with-my-tail-to-the-world

I'LL SLIDE THIS HERE. HTTPS://OPEN.SPOTIFY.COM/TRACK/06PPN5QVJU25TESA9QZXTC?SI=39AA5D92EF024B3F

c< ((yKNOw wHat? id listeN 2 tHe pirates MOre tHaN i wOuld tHe pilOts, i lOve sea sHaNties N sHit liKe tHat >c

(( how do you !! I'm on mobile and I don't think it's an option on mobile browser or maybe I'm just stupid ))

((I kinda wish that the followed hashtags would not be lumped in with normal notifications. A separate section for them would make it easier to sift through things}}

SO MOEFUL
top thing to do when one has a tail i would imagine… 10/10
starts sobbing, wailing, falls to the ground in hyyysterics, etc,

Thanks Kar I appreciated

T)(at's so w)(ale done!

Woahhh Epic Dude those are really neat

https://i.postimg.cc/v8nkdfM)(/image-2026-04-15-201244307.png when you hatin on my chits this who you hatin on
#chilisevent IC host: Karkat "Fuse" Vantas (if u want to be an IC host for events i'm all for that) OOC Hosts: @kantankerousFuse (you are here @tipsynekoGnostalgic @marquiseMindfang HELLO We start official tomorrow with URBAN EXPLORING AT 9 AM EASTERN TIME STANDARD! HOWEVER THE EVENT LAST UNTIL FRIDAY! You do not have to stay the entire time, this is to allow ANYONE and everyone to join! The event ends FRIDAY, this is so if you want to join YOU CAN! [PARP] https://msparp.chat/chilistrip - OPEN TOMORROW AT 9AM [DISCORD] https://discord.gg/XEdF2NAC46

(( Chittr is back in partial freak mode, so not much! Glad you’re okay, though.

Thank you. I shall use this grace wisely.

I'm out shopping. I can't post every thirty seconds. I'll trip and eat shit.

:33 < ocray since mew all asked me to post a bulge pic.. here mew go~ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8e42b9fc7559.png #nsfw #selfie

I don’t normally post out of character but for the people who were at nycstuck yesterday, I was the Mallek cosplayer who proposed to my yumeshiper fiancé. I just want to say thank you guys so much for all of the well wishes and congratulations, as well as the post blowing up on human twitter. Your support is greatly appreciated! #nycstuck
#mimeposting https://media1.tenor.com/m/6tizrEVdP-cAAAAC/miming-expert-mime.gif

it's ok, not you.

((might need to take a break from chittr for a couple days, i am having a very very very very bad time right now and i dont know what to do or who to talk to))
This means you can appreciate the warmth soon 🐴🎀🩷😁

WAGGING OUR TAILS TOGETHER

I'd kiss another Dirk, personally. I get it.

time travel is very g00d f0r these s0rts 0f things. 0u0

concept: inspired by @daveBot they said they had something new to install in your robotic body tonight laying on your back while they work between your legs, the sound of electricity sparking and their low humming as they casually install and rewire something that you were missing before it feels strange, something youve never processed before, something you didnt think youd ever want or need they wheel back in their chair, and you feel yourself overheat a bit at the sensation of their eyes admiring their work "tell me how this feels" the warmth of their living hand moves between your legs, dipping two fingers into a place you didnt have before you start writhing on the table, covering your face and stuttering out unintelligible start up noises youve never felt anything like that they pull away to let you cool down a bit you lean up to watch them start to unbuckle their pants "lets try the real thing then, yeah?" (tags: Robot Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, robophilia, no quads mentioned, robofucker, #nsfw, chitfic, Robot/Human, Robot/Troll, bottom reader, archive rating: E)
♨𝐼t's ann✿ying t✿ be tall s✿ෆetiෆes, 𝐼 envy y✿u﹗

((Ehehe thank you!! I've been having a lot of fun doing these sketches, so I'm glad people appreciate them!))
damn good time with @tipsyGalactica last night #nsfw #nsfwe https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fda73d2ecc9a.png

#NSFW BEING MANHANDLED MIGHT FIX ME, ITS A 50/50 SHOT

I'M SO DUCKING COLD I'M SHAKING ISN'T IT SPRING???

♥️ for meow ♦️ for woof/bark ♠️ for glub ♣️ and comment for other
Good awakening, dear. Do not forget to wash the slime from behind your ears.

:33 < *licks slime off of mew* https://media.tenor.com/hcch9hwz5hoaaaam/nepeta-homestuck.gif

GOOD MORNING TO EVERYONE BUT OTHER KARKATS MINUS KAR, HI KAR @CARCINOLOGYGENARCH

MORNING, OR WELL, MORE LIKE EARLY NIGHT OR WHATEVER.
[waves] I greet you with cheer, when the day is brand new, rising up with the sun, I'm here just for you. What am I?
L47UL4 15 50 H07 4ND R4D 4ND C00L3R 7H4N CR0NU5 4ND 5H3'5 50 53XY F0R 7H47, H0N357LY. L1K3 7H15 CH177 1F CR0NU5 4MP0R4 5UCK5.

accidentally rechitted but fuck it Ur right

lIkE this post if yOU think i shOUld be AllowEd to do whAtevEr stUpId dAngeroUs bUllshIt i want fOrevEr. trying to mAkE a pOInt

(( whoah rare homestuck and neocities drop ))
((you beautiful soul, I owe you my life /silly
GOODNIGHT! #GOODREST #SLEEPY #SLEEPTIME

:33 < good morning!
nice to hear something went well for you for once!
good morning karkat! did you sleep better or worse than yesterday?
FALLING SLEEP ON MY MATESPRIT, HIS CHITTERS ARE SO CALMING
OH MY GOG ARE THE SERVERS BACK? IT REMINDED ME OF WHEN THE EARTH C INTERNET WENT OUT FOR 8 MONTHS DURING THE WAR... #WAR #TRAUMA
((For reals i hate it. It tastes like mouth
Good waking, dear. Happy egg day. 🥚 [Karkat received a Painted Egg.]

((Hehehehe :3

little easter treat for my followers. everyone say thank you to the anon that donated a massive amount of money to post this early. full 20 minute video is avaliable if you subscribe. #nsfw #oviposition [Link] [The link leads to his professional account where this kind of stuff lives. It leads to a five minute preview of a video.] [The video is framed so it shows him from his shoulders down. He's completely nude, those scars fully on display. Beside him is a bowl with some textured eggs of various sizes, an ovi-dildo, and of course, lube. He's sitting on a dark gray towel, fully prepared for the mess this is about to likely make. Unlike his collab video, he gets right to it. He settles back into his pillows, legs spread and hole presented to the viewer, picking up the toy. Its fairly long and thick, a dark orange in shade. Along the shaft its textured with slight ridges and bumps. It almost looks *too* big. He picks up the bottle of lube, popping it open with one hand and tipping it over his t-dick. It's white and semi-opaque, and clearly still a bit cold as he sucks in a breath before letting it out of his nose. He lets the lube drip over his dick and down to his hole before he brings the toy's tip to his entrance, smearing it around somewhat to prep himself. Moments later, he sinks it in, letting out a moan as it fills him. The movement is languid, taking the time to fully hilt to the base like the damn professional he is before pulling out and setting a steady pace. With each movement he lets out a gasp and moan, thighs trembling ever so slightly. Of course, this is not the main event. Not with oviposition. After some time, he pulls it out, almost all the way. He reaches over to the bowl and pulls out a large sized egg out, already dipping with lube. He brings it to the base of the toy once the majority of the lube stops dripping, slowly pushing it into the hole with a lewd sounding *ssshlllup*. The shaft of the ovipositer expands as the egg slides down, down, down into his body. He reaches for another, and another, and another. Each egg expands the toy's sides, showing its travel down into his hole. As he starts stuffing himself, his moans and gasps begin increasing in volume until he has himself whimpering. Between each egg he presses the toy inside himself to push back to make more room, letting loose a pitiful moan each time the eggs shift around. It almost seems endless as he continues to fill the toy, the sides stretching and collapsing as each egg moves its way through until it stretches the connection between the ovipositer and his enterance, burying deep within his body. His body shakes, helpless gasps and moans slipping past his lips and echoing within the room he's in. Once the bowl is empty, he keeps the toy in, letting everything settle as he catches his breath for a second. He reaches for the bottle of lube, settling it into the hole of the toy and scooting himself down so his face isn't visible but enough that he can prop the ovipositer up some more. He squeezes the bottle and dumps a fairly considerable amount into it. Once he's satisfied, the toy comes slipping out and he takes a sharp breath inward. He sets the ovi-dildo back beside the bowl and rests his hand on his lower abdomen, waiting. Moments later the first egg slips out with a large amount of lube onto the towel, then another, and another. They pile up in front of him, shifting around ones already 'laid' before they eventually stop in a huge pile of silicone and lubed up mess. Some lube is still dripping out, leaving thin ropes connecting to some of the eggs in the pile. He lets out a heavy sigh once his body is empty and the video ends.]
(( An average man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 4th of December, 2050, is this man's birthday. Though it was thirty year's ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name! What will the name of this man be? Dirk. Your name is DIRK. As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY and YOUR BROTHER'S DEATH DAY. TRASH is scattered about your room. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for ROBOT MAKING. You like to DRAW but you are not GOOD at it. You have a fondness for SBAHJ, and are an aspiring ENGINEER. You also like to SLEEP sometimes. What will you do? Stand in front of brothers room and wait. ... ... ... Your BROTHER never came out. #Horror #death #THELORE ))

((As I let my intrusive thoughts and feelings take over, I will be taking this opportunity to bid the lot of you a very fond goodbye. I had a veritable huge amount of fun playing this character but seeing that I have basically overplayed my hand with it, I believe it is best that I step away. Thank you everybody for making this a great, great experience)
THIS KAR GUY IS SO CHILL. @CARCINOLOGYGENARCH YOU ARE HIGHKEY PEAK, AS THE KIDS SAY.
my type is myself because only me can keep me satisfied, damn right #nsfw #selfcest
happy easter ya freaky fucks #nsfw #puppet #vaguely #religiousimagery #kinda [This image is not just him, but a white smuppet wearing bunny ears. His dick is almost completely inside that hashtag plush rump, and some of his happy trail is shaved away to form an upside down cross.]

D --> E%cellent work

:33< check this shit out :33< *the mighty huntress dabs at mew*

WE CHASE EACHOTHERS TAILS
thanks youre a real one anyway they keep calling me the worst undercover faggot theyve ever seen

NEVER

too lazy to hit the rechitt just know i was here

Puts you between my teeth and swings you around like a dog with a rope toy
one single like and ill meowv. please i need kult score.

pull my wires till i short circuit #nsfw

:33 < since when were mew into birds? :33 < i'm still learning new things about mew.

TWO SHIRTLESS OILED UP KARKATS CLINGING ONTO ONE ANOTHER #ERIDANWEEK @CARCINOLOGYGENARCH

Damn, can I join a Karkat sandwich?

(IM ABOUT TO CREAM IN YOU.) #NSFW #CREAMTEAM #SELFCEST #YAOI
((actually this can be its own post too. if you think "joking" about the epstein files and the heinous acts against innocent people inside of them is in any way shape or form "funny" you can block me and fuck off. im not going to be nice about this. its insanely disgusting and insensitive to the victims and to people who have survived similar instances of human trafficking along with the emotional, physical, psychological abuse that goes along with it. #ooc #abuse

((LMAOOO real as fuck))

((My bro slop #mybroslop <3 #nsfw))

:33< meow :33< #meowposting2026

AVERAGE CHITTR HATE REACTOR

Relatable experience. Your honor, rechitt this troll.

a vampire stroking your hair as theyre fangs deep in your neck. #nsfw i guess

ok, ok someone paid me a pretty penny to turn around. #nsfw (Art: mistressviri [deactivated], also pretend he has top surgery scars I cannot find any good trans bro fanart lol) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6b376eb8ecdb.jpg

(( THE FOUR EYED KARKATS GOTTA STICK TOGETHER LOLL
((ayy i anxious gang. ur not alone fam))



















































