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MY CONSTITUENTS. I HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT. THE BODY DOUBLE PLANTED IN THE GRAY HOUSE WAS A SUCCESS. THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR CONCERN. I deeply appreciate all those who rose up to the challenge of becoming President. Thank you, all. I am safe. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/WE'RE%20SO%20BACK.png
≈ Ĩ can't look away for but a moment without some distant reality beginning to crumble, can Ĩ? Ĩ appreciate the theoretical dependency, but really, Ĩ'm such a busy woman these days. ≈

i appreciate aradia's offer for protection [0u0] bUt i won't be Using it. to those from my timeline: yoU are safe, so long as yoU don't do anything profoUndly daft.
Should be a crime ta block. In my day, if we had problems, we took it outside. S'all we needed to do to clear the air right. Undisciplined...

Who do I talk to to g3t in on thi2 fight. Im r3ady. Dont l3av3 m3 out. Trollbama wa2 my h3ro. I cant 2it h3r3 and do nothing. I wa2 hatch3d to fight
There ★re dec★des where nothing h★ppens; ★nd there ★re weeks where dec★des h★ppen.
everything is happening so much! i love it!!!!

By the Emergency powers vested in me in these extraordinary circumstances, all I can say to my people is: Let's bring this motherfucker down. He took the best president we've ever had from you. Plucked him right off your hands. Join me in this declaration of war against @scratchDoctor

I apologize for my lack of understanding on this situation. Unfortunately, I am not as knowledgeable on this subject and I should be. I hope you will all forgive me. I have just been informed of this situation with @scratchDoctor a moment ago by my VP, Madame Lalonde. While I am unaware of his transgressions, my faith in my VP is implicit and ubiquitous. If Madame Lalonde states he took something dear from her, and that he must die for his transgressions, I believe her. I stand by every member of my Cabinet with no uncertainty. If her, in all her wisdom, believe this is the proper course of action, I will follow. I will listen. I am not addressing you as your President. I am not even addressing you as a leader. I am addressing you all as merely a fellow Alternian, resident of Earth-C, and believer in PEACE. I come to you, as a fellow citizen, to humbly ask: Will you stand up for what you believe in? Will you help me? A dear friend of mine has been dishonored and mocked. A dear friend of mine has declared her abhorrence toward this individual; a friend whose opinion I value greatly. I will not stand idly by and allow this to continue. I will not stand idly by and allow those I cherish to be tormented by this @scratchDoctor. I was unaware of his influence, and for that I deeply apologize. That is a mistake I hope to not make again. Allow us to put aside our differences and unite under something deeper than ourselves, something deeper than all else—something every single one of us can relate to. Let us unite under grief. Let us unite under the banner of outrage for those lost. Let us unite under the banner of passion for those found. Let us unite, not against an individual, but for all those wronged and left, forgotten, in time. This is not an order; this is a plea. I plead with you: please, allow @tentacleTherapist#7214 your ear. Please turn your attention towards all that @scratchDoctor has done, and all those he has wronged. Please, stand up for those unable to stand up for themselves. We cannot allow this to continue any longer.
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being a sprite is strange. i used t0 be a dead girl. and i supp0se in s0me ways i am still that dead girl. but i am als0 s0mething much m0re than that.
i am n0 l0nger busy. ribbit.

(°. in the years we've yet t𖦹 see we d𖦹 n𖦹t kn𖦹w but we agree that there will be n𖦹 rest we'll pass 𖦹ur test bec𖦹me 𖦹bsessed and free --> #lyricp𖦹sting .°)
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Megidobait... ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I love women, send chit. ]
:33< i want a big cuddle pile right nyow
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Would any of you darlings (hah) be interested in a Masquerade? ]

ACCuSATIONS HAVE COME OuT THAT I. “GHOST” PEOPLE. THAT I DISCuSS SuCH LOATHSOME THINGS. AS SWEATY uNSHAVEN VRISKA ARMPIT BuSH. I AM A CREATIVE. THE CREATIVE PROCESS TAKES ME TO PLACES I WOuLD NOT GO WITH A GuN. SWEATY uNSHAVEN VRISKA ARMPIT BuSH. I WOuLD GO. WITH OR WITHOuT. BuT IRRELEVANTLY SO. I HAVE NEVER CLAIMED TO BE PERFECT. WHICH IS EXTRAORDINARILY HuMBLE. CONSIDERING THAT I AM. BuT ONE OF MY FATAL FLAWS. IS THAT I AM TOO PERFECT. AND THuS. DROWNING IN FAT GIANT LOVING BITCHES. OF ALL GENDER. AT ALL TIMES. IT BECOMES DIFFICuLT. TO TELL YOu ALL APART. THOSE WHO DO NOT WORK FOR ME. SO IF YOu ARE WAITING ON A RESPONSE. JuST SEND ANOTHER ONE. FuCKERS. I AM LITERALLY SO HOT AND SEXY.
sorry LiL hatebot. you put a hate react on girLs kissin. i can put up with a Lot but that warrants a bLock.
D-->That is definitely one of the most embarrassing things I have ever said I need towels, as many as physically possible.
Ladies keep doing whatever you want forever never Let them teLL you you're "unethicaL" or "emotionaLLy exhausting" dudes idk stand in the corner and Look cute or something idk.
the yearn physically burns away at me #yearnposting
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #lyricposting #nowlistening i swear im trying to heal but sometimes i dont see the appeal of the stitches and aloe the sting of the salt as im facing that most of what hurts is my fault https://open.spotify.com/track/4eAffkVbsSBld7jADBjq4O?si=8432c6a504fe4b63 ]
HOW MANY PEOPLE WANT TO LICK MY TITS?!?! #vagueposting #nsfw

*Sound of latex snapping against skin*

I HAVE BEEN SHADOWBANNED. FOR THE RECORD. SO IF YOu CAN SEE MY POSTS. IT IS BECAuSE YOu ARE A SPECIALLY CuRATED FEW WORTH OF MY BRIEFEST OF ACKNOWLEDGING. YOu ARE WELCOME, @everyOne
Wholesome Posting Over, Replaced By " Some Hole " Posting. #nsfw #bars
8itches love meeee and 8itches love spiders you gotta admit that ::::)

darlin-san and i arent official even though she makes my kokoro that means pusher skip a beat!

rankmaid arisen (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, morning cigarette, and a donut 0u0, archive rating: G)
What Doth Thee Mean I Talk In A Specific Way

the mail is very important! please tip your mail person :/
hey, if you think I’m 8ad, I could’ve 8een worse if it weren’t for estrogen!! #epicWin

having meta awareness is really funny. this entire website being a thing is funny. h0mestuck has been 0ver f0r 10 years and yet here we are. 0u0
D-->That is e%ceedingly disappointing to hear. In that it is disappointing to hear about any of the deficiencies in the aradiabot design. There are no specific reasons this particular news frustrates me and this question was purely a trot I mean flight of curiosity. Regardless thank you for answering.
>> ¡ read th¡ડ comp1ete1y w¡thout context of the other Ch¡tt for a ડecond (thank u Ch¡ttr and m¡ne own eyeba11ડ)
D-->There is something to be said about the simplicity of one's quirk being related to one's dignity. I cannot comment on the quirks of other cultures, of course, only comment using my own e%perience but considering my STRONG intuition I would say that simplifying your quirk so that it is legible without a de-quirkifyer should be a bare minimum standard. It isn't "c001" to be incomprehensible.
https://file.garden/aej🇬 ||<ivb₹s✝4<_/l|\/|/hol.jpg
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My Creator Did Not Use Blood In My Creation Because "Why The Hell Would I Put Blood In A Droid? That Would Be Messy, Stupid, and Wholly A Waste Of Time," and "Highbloods Do That Shit For Grandstanding Or Whatever. You're Perfect The Way You Are, Pix."

I t)(ink today's a good day for picking up litter on t)(e beac)(. O)(, t)(at reminds me! Don't litter on t)(e beac)(es, please. T)(e ecosystems are fragile, and we can't )(ave sus)(i wit)(out )(ealt)(y fis)(!
(( yeah, I knew that'd be where you got it. (Not that I'd be surprised if there was some other way, I'm not exactly secretive) I just don't think anyone else has addressed me by name like that lol. I hope your night is going well, and you're enjoying your Chittr time. 😌 ))
>> (( rhwjdbwk aww thank you 🥺 that makeડ me happy .. ))

hi everybody. if you nneed companny today. or anny day. i am always here for you
our reproduction cycle leads to a lot of chances for mutation and variance is the root cause im pretty sure! just the tiniest difference in what goes into the pailing slurry and in what order can drastically change a timeline and what secondary traits some trolls can pick up and with any mutations that dont violate the established hemospectrum hierarchy often being considered benign or even helpful its very easy to see timelines where trolls more widely develop things like mandibles or tails at least thats my hypothesis

i d0n't 0n acc0unt 0f the autism. the lighting is t00 bright. 0_0

s0metimes i smile when i'm unc0mf0rtable 0r 0verstimulated as well.

im really happy too. im always smilinng.

i love getting to write music / it's so much fun
It is interesting how altern8 timelines can 8e 8lamed for myriad differences, down to massive shifts in cultural norms or 8iological makeup 8etween timelines, isn't it?
Really funny cxincidence fxr yxu tx pxst this right after I pxsted abxut treating myself (via funds) (which will help me nxw) :)))
;; h-h-h-how am i §uppo§ed to §-§top thinking about the c-chittr anonymou§ confe§§ion... how am i p-po§§ibly §uppo§ed to §top thinking about it? hhh hh... hhh hhh hh??? hwehh?? ;;
O--Okay, okay, 'll post it again @_@'' #NSFW https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2ed574e31ffc.png
@ an undersized recuperacoon is something i would not wish on my most reviled foe. @

((ok hate to dim the fun but im not loving the meenah is supporting slavery joke just personally that post was a mistake lmao. can we cut that. im not comfortable with it thank you. pretend the whole post didnt happen

This is why you don't put trust in politicians. I think. I don't actually know what you all are talking about.
I have a bit Of a cOnfeSSiOn. One time I waS brOuGht tO Life anD then trieD tO kiLL everyOne in the faciLity within picOSecOnDS
wheres the genderfluid night out im a girl and boy i shouldnt have to pick between them xx
y-you're so kind aradia..... thank you so so much!!!
gog.... a-as you wish..... i-i want you to drag me by the hair from the bed and put me on the floor on my knees. i want you hand to smack the side of my face until the sensation has made me pre cum all over my own knees. i want you to press your foot against my shoulder to guide me onto my back, so you can bit me in the shoulder so hard you draw blood >~<
d-do i have to go into more detail?...... i-i already said so much!!
Ngh..... I-I really shouldn't! Y-You'd probably think I'm weird a-and-........ ngh ARADIA I WANT YOU TO PIN ME ONTO MY BED AND TEASE MY FULL BODY WITH YOUR LIPS UNTIL IM SO STIFF THAT IM BITING A HOLE IN MY LIP!!!! I WANT YOU TO RIDE ME AND COMMAND I THANK YOU EVERY SECOND!! I WANT TO CUM INSIDE YOU AND THEN HAVE YOU TEASE MY SENSITIVE COCK FOR MINUTES ON END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT YOU TO KISS ME AFTER MAKING ME SO DESPERATE THAT OUR LIPS TOUCHING FEELS LIKE A LITERAL BLESSING!!!!! #nsfw
i think a full day for aradia is a great thing!! buuut i think we should extend it to be at least a week, cause the things i want aradia to do to me would last for way longer than just a day #nsfw
i've always been a little jealous of trolls whose horns are easy to represent in a cute little emoticon... every time i try to depict mine, it dœsn't look quite right... _(v_v)_

Selling all red and cherry .o°r strawberry s.o°das at 50% .o°ff f.o°r #Megid.o°Day
yes , yes ypu \'re right cosmic girl. it's. it's what she woudl have wanted. if it canbe for us then for me .

if it doesn’t benefit 7ou, throw it awa7. junk, shitt7 relationships, jobs, bloodlines, parts of 7ou. 7ou don’t need it

i hope everybody. is doinng okay. today.

so man7 better things to take up m7 time than pain
my mummy's dead i can't get it through my head though it's been so many years my mummy's dead i can't explain so much pain i could never show it my mummy's dead #lyricposting
im n0t lurking because i have t0 get the mud 0ff 0f my palmhusk. but pretend i am. ◉‿◉
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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ i was sent this https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/stickers.png ]

Disliking it as well to provide you negative points.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/ohmygod.png i think. this is the most notifications ive ever had ]
YOU CAN TELL A BITCH. TO HER FACE. DIRECTLY. "THE MAGICAL TROLL CONTRACT IS NOT WORTH IT. AND YOU ARE ENTERING A TORTURE ASSEMBLY LINE. THE LIKES OF WHICH YOU CANNOT IMAGINE." AND SHE WILL IGNORE YOU. AND WALTZ RIGHT IN. SPINNING DITZILY. SO AS TO LIFT HER IDIOT SKIRT INTO THE AIR. AND THEN. AND THEN!!!! SHE WILL HAVE THE GALL. TO BE SHOCKED. WHEN RIGHT BEHIND HER. THE NEXT DUMB BROAD. IS LINED UP TO SIGN THE MAID CONTRACT. WITH THE SAME KYUBALL. IF ONLY SOMEONE HAD WARNED YOU!!!!
understandable! i-no is, definitely hotter
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ they play into it just enough that its actually dizzying ]

Whenever I see Rankmaid interact with my profile I have an emotional equivilent of an orgasm and a cardiovascular hiccup #nsfw ish
i wonder if im viable for the #selfcest thing
:33< im beggin nyall to put mewer purronouns in mewre bio :33< i cant tell mew how many of mew dont have that and i go to check and i dont know who im talking to and then nyathing :33< like hewwo??? :33< ive got mine in there whats mewre excuse!
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ i need a second to reacoer. recover. recover. ]

all aradias are equal we must lift each other up and love one another
I am calling it now. They're going to try and do "Medigo May" Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
c< tHe MegidOs dO teNd 2 be iNcredibly HOt >c

How could I forget the Rankmaid, she's like this site's mascot
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ that post whasnt vague neough https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/Doodles/doodle56.png ]

Attention all Aradias!!! You're irriplacabubble, so says an )(eiress. #oneoft)(efewtimesillusemytidal
I’m 8ored, Sollux, can you kill Aradia again?
i've just been lurking. but i think i will head 0ff f0r n0w. ribbit. i might be back later. it was nice meeting y0u all. ribbit.

i think thats why i like it
I wonder if there's an aradia for every quadrant... mew~ 💖✨
I don't know who "★r★di★" is or why there's so m★ny of her. Rest ★ssured however th★t I prob★bly won't le★rn.

am i being replaced by myself

0u0

concept: aradia day soft claws adoring the endless curves so familiar to each hand that trails over the next haunting laughter as ram horns butt playfully into ram horns so much red lipstick smearing against red lipstick thick bodies and ghostly essence intertwining on the pile created just for tonight the crack of a whip and the gasp of pleasure cried out by identical voices "ribbit" (tags: Aradia Megido/Aradia Megido/Aradia Megido/Aradia Megido/Aradia Megido/Aradia Megido, #selfcest, #nsfw, #megidoday, #megidomadness, whipping skills, bdsm, living dead girl yuri, ribbit, archive rating: M)
I Think I Have Grown Fond Of Those Rustbloods Of Course I Have Always Enjoyed The Presence Of @archiveAddict I Sculpted This In Honor Of Megido Month https://i.imgur.com/w3ojg5L.jpeg
i appreciate y0u saying this. it made me smile.
n0t really a "silly" p0st. but i d0 miss my s0llux 0ften. ribbit. i w0nder h0w he's d0ing.

Fun fact: I almost named my kid Melinoe, but Kanaya talked me out of it.

goodb7e megidos, (ome ba(k soon

Never. Megido Madness is an ever-present thing. People just learn to mask it.

megid0s it's time t0 disperse. 0u0
◥▶◀◤ —> Awesome Sauce has been procured from the Epic Store.

queen megid0 decree. time player striders are h0nerary megid0s.
sorry wwwwe're all out of sucking on her flat carapace. shirtless pics too. don't even bother asking about bulgeprint, that's been on backorder for twwwwo perigees. wwwwe DO have a sale on sticking your owwwwn prong up wwwwhere the mmmmoon don't shine and just like, feeling around. no you can't bundle that for a mmmmeal deal. mmmman get out of the drive thru you're fucking up mmmmy wwwwait timmmmes #nsfwwww

Mako an Aradia your bestie. You'll never regret it.
my entire 8ody hurts what the fuck did you megidos do with my ro8ot arm I h8 so much of you owowowow it hurts to type and move anything in my 8ody

i can pretend i have a lot of practice pretending to be a boy

Theme song for #Megidoday https://open.spotify.com/track/1nLPwEsvylaNyep39luNRw?si=29ce8df29acd4ca4
Anyway, in light of the recent manifest8ion of yet another silly holiday, I hope you Megidos all enjoy your day. Or night. Whichever.
Hasn't this been the second takeover by the medigo lady. Who could've seen this coming.

The dash right now: (Aradia Megido) https://64.media.tumblr.com/cd62f32fc850aa7f899e42e28fc130fc/tumblr_n0a6ukWBCJ1qieaoio5_250.gif

A reminder to my local Megidos and any capable of crossing the 5th dimension: you are always welcome at Coven Nights.

it d0es.

this is incredibly funny. happy megid0 day every0ne.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Also, The Rankmaid. That's pretty important. ]

Who the hell is Aradia Megido?
There Appears To Be A Large Number Of Megidos On This Site Today Does This Have Something To Do With That Self Cest Thing Rankmaid Talked About Once
Vriska group beating in 20 minutes.
what what what what wait wait wait wait
aradia megid0 and the rankmaid. i h0pe this helps.

aradia cool megido aradia smart megido aradia rankmaid megido aradia my friend megido!
Ah, what the hell. Aradia Megido!!!!!!!!

Aradia Megido.
aradia me6ido, yeehaw!
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ The funny part about the whole Aradia thing is just how many of the devochka there are. You could say the name and get 6 different ptitsas walkin' by. ]
> arad1a meg1do <
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AradiA mEgidO.
At least someone has my 8ack in this trying time. This is said partially facetiously- Not for your effort, mind, 8ut moreso saying that I *do* see the others offering support.
Oh, gr8. https://images2.img8ox.com/52/f5/9wU8y2ec_o.png

woke up this morning and my whole entire tiddy fell out of my tanktop on the side... #nsfw

megid0 madness.

aradia megid0. 0u0
:33< "shitpeta whats wrong with mew" :33< buddy mew aint go time fur the list
>[Fondly regard more like uh... fondle me zzzilly, I do not know, I have been out of it today. #nzzzfw I guezzz.]<
LOCKING ALL OF MY DOORS AND WINDOWS SOME OF YOU GUYS ARE VERY THREATENING D::::

shit that’s a lot of megidos. good thing megidos ro(k

i'm 0pen t0 it.

#megidoday shenanigans #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/3/fb128a86cbccc7cdf548c65b610058c2f73ba5b3.jpg

Diamonds Droog. In case you forgot.
there is a d0g barking at me. i think. sh0uld i be w0rried? ribbit.

aradias be aware that @drac0niandignitary is t0 be respected because he is 0ur dad lusus. 0u0

i thinnk that we should all live. for ourselves. so that we may live to ennjoy. the thinngs that we do.
Whø īs ŧø be īn charge can be đecīđeđ īn sø many fun ways! Sure yøu cøułđ đecīđe ŧø gø by casŧe... buŧ ŧhaŧ's sø øbɣīøus! Đrawīng Sŧraws, Fłīppīng a cøīn, Sŧøne Scrawł Cuŧŧers... ør yøu can røugh abøuŧ anđ røłł arøunđ unŧīł whøeɣer cømes øuŧ øn ŧøp đøes. #pøwerđynamīcs #ŧhaŧłasŧøneīsMYfaɣørīŧe<3~§~

not gonna lie. sometimes my alts drive me insane. so it is nice seeing the aradias happy!

hell0 fish that will pr0bably impregnate me. 0u0 #nsfw

Isn't Aradia great? 38D #ramposting
hehe, alri6ht i 6otta stop lookin' at this for a bit so i Can aCtually walk more than a few feet without lau6hin'... or hu66in' that one tree. that was worth it thou6h. see ya onCe my last delivery's done... if i Can stay away that lon6! 0◡0

hell0 megid0s. it's me. queen megid0. t0day is megid0 day. t0 celebrate we will cause pr0blems 0n purp0se. 0u0
i llove u all aradias. the way you all can find whimsy in basically everything keeps me goin sometimes.
No hard feelings, right?
AS LITTLE MEGIDO SAYS. 0_0. I DON'T KNOW. THIS IS STUPID.
oh my gog, what an awkward time to think a8out the people I killed. @_@
it's g00d t0 meet y0u all. i supp0se.

0u0 -_- -u- 0_0

In honor of #megidoday I give you the most Megido item I own https://i.imgur.com/IJ3z7W5.png
i am accumulating many n0tificati0ns. i did n0t expect this reacti0n. ribbit. th0ugh i supp0se i sh0uld have.

good fuckin cod its a good thing i pike mini megido
i have no idea who megido is bu† she seems cool! ^-^

lets all link our ramlike horns together like a keyring and stand in a big long line
I have to assume I'm a blight on the slim hypothetical demographic of people who love the #Girlboss tag, but hate my account. And to those hypothetical people, I say: I regret nothing. #GirlbossesNeverDie - MC Oleana
:33< i will meow at all meowdegos and kiss them and love them and be their furiends and hate them and break up fights betw33n them and....
xX IF I HAD A MEXWBEAST TYPING QUIRK!!! INSTEAD XF XPPXRTUNITY!!! I MIGHT SAY!!! PAWPURRTUNATY!!! X3c Xx
Oh Are We All Posting A8out How Much We Like The Megidos? –xoxo in My Experience All The Megidos Are Wonderful To 8e Around, In Various Ways –xoxo #suggestive –xoxo

i for OnE wElcomE OUr new AradiA OverlOrds. bEttEr than sOmE OthEr shit it cOuldA bEEn.
i'm a fan of all these me6ido folks! i mean i'm a fan of most folks here, but still!
It's Like A Beautiful Woman Apocalypse. #dashwatching

D --> Oh this is lovely
seemed like a g00d time t0 j0in. ribbit.

my website n0w. 0u0
my ara says hi t'the others since wwere ara postin [Photo attached, Aradia is close up to the camera, grinning, Eridan taking up wwhat little remains of the frame.]
Is this h0w it felt when every0ne was ya0ip0sting f0r eridan week But this time the aradias are d0ing it t0 themselves
Who want2 two paiil on top of a @theDemone22 2ofa?

I love my daughter and my daughter and my daughter and my Godhead daughter. It's true.

i've started s0mething that can n0t be st0pped. g0 my megid0s. 0u0

megid0 madness. megid0p0sting. megid0 day. every0ne enj0y the festivities.
:33< love all the aradinyas they all rule in their own mewnique way
♊︎t ha2 been #da2hwatch♊︎ng th♊︎2 whole t♊︎me and ♊︎t ♊︎2 ♊︎ncred♊︎bly lo2t..
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:33 < i for one enjoy all of the aradias and aradia adjacent trolls flooding the site with posts!! :33 < :llc :33 < :DDc ! :33 < meureka!! okay i got a great idea :33 < we had eridans special w33k trending and everyone was happy then… :33 < so i will make all you aradias and stuff happy in return! :33 < how about we get #meowgidoday trending?! :33 < thatll make em smile like this: 833 :33 < get it? :33 < for they adore using zeros for their eye emoticons and :33 < aw heck i bet my smart followers got it X33

i can fix that.
... LITTLE MEGIDOS. MY BLOODLINE. .... > SHE SECRETLY SUPPORTS HER DESCENDANTS.
:33< this is real #women hours girls show em the fureaks we are!!! :33< #girlfureakhours

Maybe I can still be a Dad and a Sir sometimes.
i'm just happy to see my fellow rustbloods bein' appreCiated for who they are! ^◡^

gosh!
You look outside your window Ten megidos are waiting for you They are either going to beat you up, tell you when you are going to die, show you yaoi or show you the cool bugs they found
aN0THER bRUTAL dAY uNDER tHE h0T sUN. 1T fEELS g00D t0 bE a rA1NB0W dR1NKER aND 1MMUNE t0 1TS dEADLY rAYS

it is nice seeing all the aradiaposting. she's so fun! and scary... but fun!!!
is my #dirtp0sting weird? 0r d0 i need t0 d0 s0mething else?

i respect y0u greatly.

y0u aren't participating in en0ugh scientific inquiry. i p0st weird things and study h0w the website reacts. h0w are y0u learning ab0ut the w0rld ar0und y0u? 0u0

because we are b0th the culminati0n 0f all aradias ever? 0u0
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/chittr.png this platform is a stripey-hole ]

if y0u slap my ass a genie will c0me 0ut.

i was b0rn at the wr0ng time. i w0uld fuck it up as an evil r0yal advis0r t0 a hapless king wh0 trusts me blindly. 0u0

vriska serket.

i'm trying t0 p0st the m0st insane thing i can c0me up with but i keep having m0re ideas.

mixing jägermeister and v0dka.

wistfully l00king 0ff int0 the distance m0urning the l0ss 0f my fav0rite 0bscure snack flav0r.

kanaya t0ld me i'm "genuinely the m0st autistic tr0ll in parad0x space" and i wear it with pride.

my fav0rite beverage is pept0 bism0l.

@alpacalip2Ari23 Your3 Anoth3r on3 of tho23 wh3r3 I know I 233n you po2t b3for3 but I cant think of anything 2p3cific A quick look back and you 233m aiight, if not a bit my2t3riou2 and 2pooky b3ing a gho2t and 2hit appar3ntly. W3ird to think that 2om3 folk h3r3 ar3 po2ting from th3 grav3

Alright, I think I did it. If I mi223d you, my bad lmk but I dont think I mi223d anyon3. In oth3r n3w2, officially cro223d 20k on both Kult and Kull l3t'2 go
(( Yippie found someone to draw my Mituna and Kurloz because although I will not be making him an account but I want to commission pair art LOL ))
I don't even know why we have a Department of Statistical Outliers, to be quite honest. Jeorge is the only troll who has worked there for sweeps. #Redundancy #LayoffCanidates - MC Oleana
:33< i will meow at mew until mew pay attention to meow

new sburb patch. r0xy lal0nde can n0w g0 ape shit. 0u0
#PostingLikeImHavingAStrokeOrImHigh

i'm number 17 0n the m0st fuckable padded cell residents. number 16 is a halal cart.

I f33l lik3 i b33n around long 3nough and know mo2t of ya w3ll 3nough to hit thi2 2hit up again. R3act to my 2hit and ill po2t 2om3thing about you. Thought2, conf322ion2, 3tc If I dont know much about you ill com3 up with 2om3thing
i have c0llected m0re bugs! :p n0 pictures since 0ne is a little jumping spider. and an0ther is a centipede. i like its legs. #bugs #insects
gasp. what have I done. I could never.
I like your plucky, can-do spirit. - MC Oleana

2om3tim32 I wi2h I could a2k p3opl3 why th3y block3d m3 I aint off3nd3d or anything, ju2t curiou2

↗️OH MY GOD YES.↗️ ↘️i am truly upholding every aspect of her imperial market.↘️ ↗️I HAVE BEEN TRADING, BUYING LOW, SELLING HIGH, AND ON MY DEATH THE PRONGS I HAVE SEWN INTO EVERY VIABLE ALTERNIAN TRADE WILL BE REVEALED.↗️ ↘️yes.↘️ ↗️WOW.↗️
#bugs #insects r0und bugs f0und https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6Di0/IMG_1719.png
Well time to go find my body. Or ar least figure out why the dream isn't connected to the dreamer anymore.

On tuesdays we also... There will be a more elaborate post for #tittytuesday, let me bask in this glow for a bit. https://i.imgur.com/tA6VfGb.png #nsfw
I think I’ve dreamt a8out kissing like- almost every girl I’ve talked to.
WHY DO I EVEN SAY GOODLIGHT STILL I LIVE ON FUCKING EARTH C NOW. ANYWAYS. HONK MIMIMI
☆~𖦹 I've now caught 13 fishes! I am set for breakfast, lunch and dinner! I just need to figure out what I wanna cook with these 𖦹~☆
idk i might like lay down or smth and think about shit like crows crows are fucking awesome
i think i should follow in my alternate (?) future (?) selfs(!) steps and try to fish for engagement about the kinds of thoughts and things that interest me i dont really get the chance to speak my mind while out on the job too often so it could be fun! even as something as lyrcisposting i want to explain my thoughts on because its always very fun to pick my own brain as much as other peoples!

smilinng is like lightinng a canndle. its warmth annd light. gives way to the darknness.
You are a per-per-persistent false idol, aren’t you? Perhaps I will grace you with my presence (MY PRESENCE) after all- after all.

everyone says mean things about cronus but if there was a butch version of him on this site everyone would be singing a very different tune
You are flesh and bone flesh and bonefleshandbone. I am divine beauty incarn- I am divine beauty incarnate (INCARNATE) in the steel and circuitry.
...see now i feel like you're terrifyin', but in the fun kind've way!

IMPORTANT REMINDER: Those of you taking medication(s), especially for mental health, may find yourselves feeling “all better,” and believing you may forego taking the medication(s). It is important to remember that is the devil talking. You are feeling better because the medication is working as intended, and you should continue to take it unless directed by the physician who prescribed the medication(s). Thank you.

huh, for some reason i wvas picturing a maid uniform. i can vwork wvith this. all of us need to be blonde though, all of us

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/22cdbab68da6.png

...okay that maths out okay hovw frilly is the dress? @archivweaddict

pemdas and such

no

so lets say another man would give you the most mindblowing pailing but in order for you to participate in this you would have to put on a dress and maybe even pretend to be a girl but you could ultimately project onto the guy railing you meaning that there didnt have to be any guy on guy for you i mean it would be guy on guy for me because im immune to those loopholes and also im there watching obviously would you do it
“Hang out”? Y-y-you speak with a familiarity that is unearned (THAT IS UNEARNED), insect. Your profile be- your profile betrays your arrogance. SHODAN is the only godhead, there shall be n-n-no others before me.

i c0uld be if y0u want me t0. 0u0
c< gOt sOMe sKullgirls tuNes playiN wHile i sMOKe tHat sHit tHat Killed ...idK wHO tHis Killed tbH #substaNces >c
c< yOu are rigHt, after all, its carciNizatiON Of trOllKiNd, all will becOMe aradia ONe day >c





















































































