most loathed chitts
>([w#en i see dat butt] #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/38b094f01eac.png]
why is he so scary :(
how to hate a post A TRILLION TIMES
How /\re there th/\t m/\ny re/\ctions wh/\t the hell///
Hit chitt—
Okay man,
--E√ Why is Troll Weird Al here?
all of you b1tchbeasts and nooksuckers W1SH you had my ass on tap #th1rstpost1ng #suggest1ve ((art by sarcasmprod1gy!
What I have to offer/// Lady, I'm Bucket Cumjar/ I've got lowbrow humor and d-cups/ #NSFW
1’m not repeat1ng myself
꧁----o__________________________________0---- uh. uhmokaymaam.꧂
1dk who you are, that’s why 1 asked. d cups are crazy though
Hellooo nurse~!
● /\__\__/\ / \ \(ﾐ ⌒ ● ⌒ ﾐ)/ ★OH, KUPO, SLAY★
thanks B)
࣪⊹₊˚{ oh! }꩜ᯅ꩜{ hayaah.... you look REELY good!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
why thank you h1car1
Happy 8/8.
It wouldn't be cannibalism or Man if it was troll junk, keep up.
THIS IS FUCKING SWEET.
#iknowthatsmymessiah
Stunning.
Hello gorgeous~~~.
All reactions but one~.~.~. because you could never hate me~~~?
Whoops. I was thumbing you in bed. I must have missed a spot. :B
No not worry, princess~. You thumb me in all the right places~~~~~.
Hoo hoo hoo.
@TIPSYNEKOGNOSTALGIC HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/4AA463C194AB.PNG I MADE IT MY FUCKING BANNER I COMPLETED THE DARE NOW WHERES MY HOTTED DOG FROM TROLL 7/11, IM STILL WEEPING OVER THE THEFT OF MY HOTTED DOGGERY, WOE BE UPON THE FUCKING HEATED OOBLONG TUBE MEAT THIEF! #SUGGESTIVE??
idk maybe the hotdog was important lmao
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK!
You're such a silly man, you know this?
haaawt dawwwwwg
I AM A VERY, VERY SILLY MAN INDEED BUT IM IN SHEER FUCKING DISBELIEF OF THE INSANITY IM WITNESSING!
th's|s soH'lar'ous.
ouch. 8th seed, scored 18 to beat aranea. meenahs just putting the hurt on the serket name in the #cronusbabeoff. next one, this should be interesting. a lovw seed upset wversus a site obsession. vwewve got jane crocker up against aradia megido! nowv, if you could believwe it, there aint a vwhole lotta creator fandom art wvith just these tvwo together, so youre gonna hawve to accept the real #nsfvw one i found. ignore the other broad, just pretend jane got to keep her after that last wvictory. <3 or <> for aradia <3< or c3< for jane
\ o >< o /;;;; #oh.......... #juniormournsthesmutmerchant #nsfw
What, exactly, did yo+u want me to+ co+mment o+n? The carto+o+nish pro+po+rtio+ns with which I was lo+vingly rendered, o+r the big ass do+o+r kno+ckers stapled to+ my nipples? To+ say no+thing o+f the pitiful attempt at staying o+n theme. It wo+uld have been *less* o+ffensive if I were co+mpletely naked.
right? they just kinda gavwe up on you. im gonna step up on my soapbox and say it: a full maid uniform is hotter than the sexy hallowveen costume kind.
Thank yo+u!! I happen to+ take co+stuming very serio+usly. If yo+u can't handle me in my authentic Victro+llian era full-skirted maid dress, yo+u certainly can't handle what's underneath it.
I AGREE. YOU WOULD LOOK SO MUCH BETTER NAKED. SHOULD WE RETAKE THE PHOTO. SHOULD I USE MY PALMHUSK. PLEASE.
hmm. i think youd havwe to conwvince me on that one. in troll. ;)
O+nly if yo+u're willing to+ accept that the blo+o+mers are no+n-nego+tiable.
Hmm o+kay. But o+nly because yo+u asked nicely. Yo+u're cute when yo+u say please. #Po+sitiveReinfo+rcement
PLEASE. PLEASE. PORRIM. PLEASE. PORRIM PLEASE. PLEASE. PORRIM. PLEASE. LOOK AT YOUR PALMHUSK PORRIM. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLLEASEPLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE. #HHHH.
deal!
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 1: rose lalonde #nsfwv #nsfvwe #substance #dubcon #cagttl first in my kinda arbitrary order is rose lalonde, rosie, blondie, cutest babe to evwer scovwl at me. trunkbeast in the block, yeah youre gonna need one into dudes, but thats more common that youd think. wveirdly more common than some of the other gals into gals, ewven. second point of order, roses are freaks. ewvery single one, iwve newver met one that isnt. this means that youvwe got an in, but not necessarily an easy one. youvwe gotta prowve to her that you can provwide wvhat her owvn fucked up pan ...Read more
baby, didnt you read the prelude? i already knowv it.
Not enough for it to mean anything.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ This fucking sucks. ]
wow
oh cronus oh no cronus wwhat havve you done
i know im extremely late to this thread but the WHOMST???
vwelcome to the series blondie, stick around, read through it all, see if you learn something.
i think i know how to seduce rosie w/o ur advice bud im just askin what was this jade hoppin multiverses to knock up roxies howd i never hear about that
oh. figure it out yourself, she still posts sometimes.
⚇ I won't even use all my quirk for this one. Show this shit the respect it deserves lmfao. --- To Kiss The Sun, Chapter 12 -- Fear and Longing "WE HAVE TO RUN, KULLEO!" The stars had already begun to disappear overhead as spilled orange Faygo stained the sky in rich hues as the sun began to rise. I stared in awe at the break of day, like a cuspidated grimalkin stuck in the headlights of a scuttlebuggy I felt trapped to the spot, my body shaking. I'd never seen anything so beautiful before, so thoroughly romantic. "This is what you get to see every day...?" I whispered to Fallan, ey...Read more
---- |oh this waas fun to read even though I didn't get to read very much of it before they stopped me and also don't know what a lot of the things in it are um thank you for posting this on here I liked it| ____
༻𐫱༺ O𝒽 my🌻 T𝒽ank you for t𝒽iss🌻 ༻𐫱༺
࣪⊹₊˚{ oh my gosh! whaaaat! the masquerades OVER already???? but how are going to solve the REEL mystery of the day: like, how did this picture of these two suspicious fishies get onto my palm husk? dont these medicullers have a JOB to get to???? }9u9{ }9u9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ whaleeee! if youre ever looking four the good docterror + the nurse shark again, PLEASEEEE give @carbonatedCaravanserai + me a call! so we can be soooo TIDALLY CONFUSED aboat it too! like! who even is that!!!! }>7<{ }>7<{ #outglutmasquerade #hicacontent #medicullercore #workplaiceaffairs }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ hehehehe! of courseeee! soooo.... when can i dress you up again, huh? }6u6{ }979{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
I can't say n.o° t.o° y.o°u ahaha haha ha!
࣪⊹₊˚{ AWWWW! }*ᗜ*ʃƪ #like #youdnever!!!!!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ wowwww....???? wow WHAT! }*益*{ #eelaboratenow }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ WELL! you seem to be well aware of my st+ards so im gladddd youre not surprised }6_6{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ but i bet you havent even gotten around to your sweeply physicull }9_9{ so theres THAT.... you slackerel!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ you think so???? you knowwww, next time well probubbly need an EMT.... {extremely mobile torturer} }9u9{ }6u6{ }9u9{ }6u6{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
omg I've never gotten super into costume... You think I'd look good??
<-]--[~~ it iS none of your buSineSS i am more than allowed to comment aS i See fit on a public forum.
#never #ever
I know what you are. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/98cc5140ba96.jpg
YEAHHH MADE IT TO TOP HATED!!!!
Well this image is certainly something i suppose.
no pls not the garten banban i have been a good grl
I love when people check the loathed page and see this shit.
Excuse you, I have hair and feathers too. </3
Unforch, my eyes glow way too bright to be seen, but just know underneath that they absolutely do look like that. As for the beak, well I never had one to begin with.
BP Cursing you with ancient knowledge (the knowledge is bullshit)
I find myself missing this picture.
Aw mister president, it will always be on the loathed tab in case you need my piercing beautiful eyeballs.
Reminder that mediates count. B;)
THE TIME PARADOX HAS BEEN SOLVED, THANK YOU TO THOSE SOULS DISPLACED. WE HOPE YOU MADE IT HOME SAFE. #OUTGLUTMASQUERADE.
i see me in there! hehehe!
Hmhm~! This was h9nestly a fun thing t9 g9 t9
‼️🆘🚨🤙🙂↕️📱📲 calling all bEsTIES 📲📱🙂↕️🤙🚨🆘‼️ 😂😆😜👐 so my MIDdle manager saw fit to start downsizing some positions here at THE FELT #FELT...and that included ✨my own✨, i drew the shortstick, #mystick #mytwig #handmedownhandmaidstick #OK #OKOK 👐😱🫢😬 🤏 basically? im very small and i have NO ACCESS to my money 👎👎 👌💻👌 so you can imagine the stress im under 👍🚀👍 🙌👏🤝🫰 im not allowed to say anything mean to @handMaid (AND I WONT)🫰🙌👏🤝 💵☝️☝️ but if a few brave, pinged, tagged, or reading this now souls don't mind giving her a piece of my mind...that would be well ...Read more
😁😀🙏 oh me and pupula go waaaaaaaaaaaaay back! we are basically like...inseparably close??? sometimes its just like...shouldnt the supreme observer be observing other things? like, come on!!! 🙌👏🤝 ✌️👌🤗 guess even beauty comes with a price...so...be sure to tell a certain middle manager that, because she wouldnt know 🫴✌️🤝 ✨✌️ like me she NEVER looks at the price tag! 🤌👍 🟡 CHARMS is A WAY. A VERY SPECIFIC WAY. THAT WAY IS SASSY.
mhm mhm.... y__u're cr__zy! hil__ri__us. g____d luck! i c__n't help y__u, d__n't kn__w wh__t the fuck is g__ing __n!
👉🤏↷➰ OMG has anyone ever told you how LITERALLY HILARIOUS you are? like an actual breakaway pitchforks and torches RIOT??? they should give you a hive. sardonic mirthwit inDEED!!! ughhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! 😁🤏↷➰👈 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
😟🙂↔️✌️ atttttttttennnnnnnnnnntion!!!! youve got your marching orders a-z!!!! im sure there will be a l-u-v-u-h-l-y-y-y-y-y-y treat in it for you if you can make her cry!!!! i mean... 🤭🫢🫡 😀🙏🙌👏 if you can...INSPIRE CHANGE and FOSTER GROWTH with...withthe..with uhm...THE FELT NEEDS YOU! INEEDYOUPLEASESHESCRAZYGETYOU RHANDS OFFM E👏🙌🙏😀 🔴 CHARMS IS OFFLINE.
I'll make sure that little cujojito is well fed and satisfied on the belly rubs department I can assure you. Perhaps should I add a picture of him and send it to you as well?
😫😖🥹 could you? 🥹😖😫🤟 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
[ She sends a picture of Cujojito getting belly rubs ] ∘☽ I can, yes. ^ ^ ☾∘
the supreme observer does infinitely monitor everything she ever notices it sounds like pure insanity that she would be paying attention to specific inhabitants of our existence,but then you remember that her actual cosmic body is not only the largest object surrounding our existence,but also works similar to mine,being a collective mass of things that can act together,but also separately least that's what i've learned from interactions between her and my second half ...you do seem like a rather peculiar individual,though,so feel free to add yourself into my endless stream of knowledge,if you wish #cosmic-horror #macro-horror
😎💎😎👍👍🏆 sounds like a hashtag #ADVERTANTALIZING opportunity!!! 👍👍🏆 😌👑😌 TALK ABOUT PREMIUM!!!! I DON'T KNOW OF ANY BILLBOARDS WITH AN ADSPACE THAT CAN BE DESCRIBED AS THE LARGEST OBJECT SURROUNDING OUR EXISTENCE!!!! hopefully this PECULIAR INDIVIDUAL can convince her to make better use of the boutique in the back to start sporting some #CHARMING branded material😌👑😌 💰👏👏 COSMIC 👏 CONSUMERS 👏 ARE 👏 THE 👏 BEST 👏 CONSUMERS! 💰👏👏 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
being honest,that description of me is still such an understatement,but i don't blame after all,comparing me to any existential sphere is like comparing a cluster of multiverses to an atom #cosmic-horror #macro-horror )(oωo)(
>([saw t#is dude at t#e party i aint know w#o t#e #ell #e is but decided to make #im in wwe] #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/8c40deb018e1.png #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/41a8586628dc.png]
Not too much on my technofloozy. She's been overwhelmingly supportive of our events, and the #PlushRump/#Rumble web brands generally. I recommend you stay your hand before your foot ends up lodged firmly between those horse teeth.
Pardon??
You meatheaded sonuva you get your mits on one gal pal and suddenly youre dogging me with donkey teeth as *if* im some knownothing shootnerd naysaying you. Im wise dude im all hells of wise and youre grinding my gears like nothing else you doof.
Howdy.
Bro are you sniffing me?
Oh no. Not you. The emotional imprint of your chits. Also, it is technically tasting. Citrusy and sharp.
Um. Ok what did ol kahuna feel about making my mug in wrestling.
Since I'm being pedantic, the other guy's the meathead. #NoMeatHere. #NoHeadEither.
@iatrogenicinterest " Schemers ". #larkdoodles https://i.ibb.co/kpx75vgt/illustration-20260930.png
You Didn't See Me Hit Send Early, And If You Did I Will Now Have To Have You Assassinated. #serene
Awhh wait this is so cute))
[[_thank_you_darkso_the_reprehensible._]]
[[_of_course_milord._]]
"But you didn't mean me, did you?" ... Oh, CERTAINLY not, dear heart.
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- ΩmƗnΩuΣ mȺpl-∊ⴵΩΩf Σ♱Ⱥr-∊. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
D --> Give me information on this beast D --> I see she is dressed with what must be a bow D --> Is she a showpony D --> Or does she simply appreciate 100king prettyy
My sources on this specimen in particular are foggy at best. Perhaps we should consult @flightyBroad for comment?
Ah. Maplehoof. I would hesitate to call her a showpony as showponies generally require an audience. Maplehoof, thusly furnished, appears to have reached the far more advanced stage of untowardly appreciating her own beauty without requiring external validation. Notice how she makes no effort to contour or tilt herself so as to be properly positioned for a 'good side' or 'favorable angle', as, for the Majestic Maplehoof, all sides are good sides. The bow is ornamental, yes. It is specific to the deigned desires of this Maplehoof in particular. ts precise purpose is apparently to make an already imposing creature even more aesthetically formidable. She does not perform. Largely because she does not have to by any extrapolation of the meaning. She merely arrives, looks pretty, and allows everyone else to contemplate the magnitude of their own inadequacies.
#WORKPLACE #TEAMBUILDING #GIRLSNIGHT WAS A MOVIE. BANNED IN MULTIPLE TERRITORIES. @woeGothic @terribleFate
DID SHE STEAL YOUR SENTENCE CRUMB TOO. #HEEHEE #BUTACTUALLY.
Mm, no. My slobber covered digits did because someone is a suckler when they sleep.
#YUCK???? #GAG. #PUKE.
Mm.
I was talking about you.
MODS DELETE HER LIBELOUS CHITTS. ARIGATO IN ADVANCE. @itsDirk
Sure. I'll do it after lunch.
Do not.
SHUT UP AND LET ME ABUSE HIS POWER AGAINST YOU.
Mm, first you make me put on the white cue ball head, and now you silence me.
It brings a tear to my eye to hear folks take "our boys in blue" as some tip of the hat towards the boys with a badge and *not* an inclusive shoutout to our (very) fine fellas up and down the middle gradient of the (caddish) (NOT good) hemospectrum.
Dont get me wrong im all for the cinematic jaunts of mister singer and his rowdy boy bunch and id *never* razz the artistic inclinations of those hollywood bigwigs but i do so wish theyd kept mystiques penchant for skulls! I mean its just a helluva pun to have such a leading lady decked to the nines in her fashions of SKULLduggery. Get it??
Been re-watching some of the footage from the Guttercade last night. I cant help it; i keep laughing my ass off at how shitty so many of you are at bowling. But there's hope! You can come back in two wipes and try to beat your record :). ((credit to @deathlessDeadwood 4 the lovely art!)) #guttercade #selfie
he7, i got a strike mixed in with all the gutterballs!
i made 1 angelled egg, mixed in with all the raw eggs dropped directlly into my boots
Pretty funny babe. I don't need you to antagonize the patrons; Lady Luck seems to be doing that 4 them. @bummelBoogie hope we get to see you again next time.
i had fun, awful bowling aside! i'll be there!
If luck be a lady then shes one ornery gal because what in the sam hill man. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d6a7414d7da2.jpg
Is that you in your profile picture.
/ That's / The Spirit. #positive
It is no one else but I, Hektor Castio~~. In the flesh~~~~.
Then boy howdy yessir. Im in a real pickle and i need some strong mitted mister to give me a handout!
I'd gladly suck the sausage clean off your upholstery any day~~~~~~~. They look so plump~.
what the fuck were you using to carry all that, your hands????
Basket. :(
i'm no southerner, but i'm pretty sure you were suppose to carry that in one of those big ass Military grade Pots
OH, JAKE, NO. :(
nOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Considering #RumbleNight never came to full fruition, there's no harm in posting one or two of the early promotional photos.
YOURE JOK1NG. YOURE TELL1NG ME WERE NOT GONNA HAVE TH1S AT ALL???? oh my god 1m really gonna do 1t th1s t1me
Lik£, OMFG. Lik£, twirling my lik£, hair RN. Lik£, WOW. Lik£, OMG.
THATS MY MESSIAH THATS MY MESSIAH -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
back off of her you dAFT fucking beast -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
you call this fat i call this slim thicc at best thank cod they canceled #rumblenight because the last thin you need is more cardio once and for all i refuse to be associated wwith the cadre a simps in your comments no im a different breed entirely im not a simp but a snarlbeast in search a vvoluptuous vvixens wwhose slaptastic bellies are wworthy a bein my prey you are so flabby it makes a growwn ass seadwweller wwant to cry
youre like a dainty and feminine little bag a feathers jane you rest gracefully on a single blade a grass subsistin off one dewwdrop at a time youre literally a molecule wwhat more do i got to say
My word, Miss Crocker. Stunning doesn't even come close to how you look here... We are all. Ahem. Incredibly lucky to have your magnanimity on full display here. Tablet end chit. End chit. No don't keep posting words I said END CHIT. I DONT WANT TO COME OFF TOO STRONG YOU INFERNAL THING END CHIT.
bIg aNd bEaUtIfUl. YoU Go oN 'n sHoW 'eM WhAt tO ExPeCt wHeN ThEy tRy tO KnUcKlE-Up wIt' ThE BoSsIeSt bItChIn' BoSs-bItCh. :o)
oh my gg0dhdjd
IN A WORD. BITCHMADE. #LAIRSANDLuSII #COMPANYRETREAT #TEAMBuILDING #MANDATORYFuN #TuMuTOuSENCOuNTERS #DuNGEONSANDDRAGGEDON #VIOLENCE #MuRDERS #FORESHADOWING @woeGothic "...FATHER?" CALLIE ASKS. NO. HE KNOWS THIS IS NOT HIM. HIS FATHER. HIS TRuE FATHER. IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE ROuNDABOuT BuTTFuCKERY THAT IS TROLL LINEAGE. IS NOT THE ONE WHO SHARES HIS BLOOD AND HANDSOME LIKENESS. BuT A BIG FuCKMASSIVE SWEATY WIG WEARING BIG BAD MONSTER. WHO EATS MOTHERFuCKERS TO DISPENSE JuSTICE DuTIFuLLY. AND WITHOuT BIAS TOWARDS ANY ONE PARTICuLAR CRIMINAL FLAVOR PROFILE. IT IS WHAT MAKES HIM. AND THu...Read more
꧁waityoureatroll?꧂
B3ST pIcTur3S WITh Th3h3 bIgg3ST bulg3 3n3rgy acTually.
*uH. YEAH.* REPLIED CALLIE BHORNE. SOMEWHAT OuT OF SEQuENCE. HE IS NOT SuRE. WHY THE PERKY. SWEATILY CLAD BITCH FuCHSIA BATHING SuIT TROLLOP. FEELS THE NEED TO CONFIRM WHAT IS PATENTLY OBVIOuS. HIS EYES BECAME NARROW WITH SuSPICION. LIKE THE LONG WISE PART OF THE BLADE THAT DOES THE CuTTING. RATHER THAN THE PART THAT MERELY THREATENS IT. *WHO THE FuCKS ASKING?* HE GRuFFLY BLuRTS OuT.
THE ONLY PICTuRES. WHICH CAN HANDLE. MY PROMINENT EMINENCE.
꧁----o>o----!!!꧂
Reminding me of my new pal @cuttlefishCabbalist ! This dudes eating corn through a picket coral fence to boot too. Heh. Hes like if the two of us mixed and made something funky! https://i.pinimg.com/736x/5b/10/9d/5b109d8067eeb0bb8f9d1cd05d24272a.jpg
This is so funny. Are you coming tonight.
Coming where? :)
Errr...
?
Gotta go! Me and the ol bffeferi are playing table pong! Instead of doing shots every time we win we take little sips of ice cream from the flower of a hibiscus. Toodles!
What?
Sorry, what??
Well this is just plum embarassing for me.
:/
I dunno if your brofy meant all that much if some random ol ragamuffin is taking you to the wayside.
Everyones wetting their britches about a dude getting tootsweet on the timeline. Tighten your belts boys thats usually how it is for him! #vaguepost #NOTvaguepost #missingmyfishing
Successful pancake flip. Yep! I bet youre green over there. Not everyone can do it the way ol jake does.
I red.
i yellow
youre the one thats green man
Im learning so many colors in the comments here dude its like blues clues in here.
If you think one like isnt a lot just imagine another fella in the room sitting really close to you going gee whilikers that was a good one.
Every time i turn up to some klatch i get this kind of overhanging presence like theres some humbug shooting me the heebie jeebies. At first i thought it was a sponsor hot on my tail and trying to trap my fur for falling off the wagon but ive come to find that its actually probably nothing at all! And im just being kind of hypervigilant for no reason.
Say does anyone start to sweat when theyre alone for no good reason or is it just me.
i DO THAT,
Me and you tav maybe its a page thing.
wE ARE ON THE SAME PAGE, aS IT WERE,
This is why i trust my most hearty and ineffable squeeze! My firmest and snuggest gal pal were just two bugs in a rug.
Nobody ever wants to chow down on ol jakes sweet potato and asparagus casserole.
I wouldn't say nobody~.
This Made My Physically Recoil, Thank You.
I w⚣uld... try it?
Bit of an odd combo, but id give it a bite!
The face he makes when he wants [to escape and assassinate you]. I haven't an inkling as to why he's still so ornery after all these years. I bring refreshments and everything! Coochie coochie coo.
>([ill forward u da rut#less c#aracter takedown]
Oh,,,, I finally,,, understand the growling behind the,,, basement door now,,,, glory.
sO AS A RULE, i AM KIND OF AGAINST, iNDEFINITE INTERNMENT AND, cRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT AND, tHE PRISON SYSTEM, aS A WHOLE BUT, fUCK THIS GUY, i'M OKAY WITH TH1S,
keep him l0cked up sure, he's a shithead, but i d0n't think making him a cake slave and parading him 0n s0cial media is great. but hey what the hell d0 i kn0w, maybe cake slaves are a human thing.
WHAT THE HELL IS A CAKE SLAVE?
He is a prisoner. I happened to dole out some minor concessions during a routine visit.
hahahaha is this some sort of kink thing? this is totally some sort of kink thing.
ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!
I dunno! Its always a little funny seeing a bunch of random dick tom and harrys razz those of the striderian kin. Ought to have the ability to throw tomatoes at the screen.
tomatoes would be() pretty fucking great right about now;
You know a dude likes to break out the good chow on a hellacious friday! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/feb859506377.jpg
mm mmm mm save me a helping of that can sludge
You know it my girl up top with the slop.
Sometimes when a mountain is put into perspective it just becomes a mole hill! Who wouldda thunk.
Wouldn't that necessitate you rising far above said mountain Things only seem small in perspective because of where you stand - [END TRANSMISSION] ﴾⦵﴿
sO TRUE BUDDY! aND IF YOU TAKE A SPOONFUL OF DIRT, oFF YOUR MOUNTAIN, oNCE EVERY SO OFTEN, aFTER A WH1LE,,, iT CAN BECOME A MOLE HILL, hEH,
Youre so wise tavvy aw. :)
Precisely!!
#BFF #:( https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ff7d1cc571de.gif
tAVMANTHA, mAYBE,,, nO, nO,,,
)(i! 38)
Hi. :/
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I cant stay mad at a goof like that!
-E)(-E)(-E)(-E!!! 38D Yaaaay! I want to make sure I get along well wit)( bestie's closest people!
Ok! Well its kind of like i was her first bestie so.
Meeting the fricken replacement i suppose.
O)( I could N-EV-----ER replace you! Jane and I's friends)(ip is really special, but in a completely different ocean t)(an t)(e relations)(ip s)(e s)(ares wit)( you!
...oh!
Peeping through the looking glass sure does make me feel wonky. Most of you long in the tooth born and bred alternians are regular gluttons for violence but my good pal (earth c ways) is named bagell britch and all they do is kindly serve up the deli day in and day out. I wonder if earth c trolls are just born a little softer or if youve all secretly got an epic heart of gold hidden beneath your social fritz and bloodthirsty fiddlefaddle...
calling it. i could let it keep on keeping on, but i think wved all be happier (besides meenah) if meenahs the one wvho movwes on this round. trust me. next up. wvell, vwe already savw wvhy you should vwote for either candidate. jane crocker up against the handmaid. #cronusbabeoff! bouncy, bodacious, a real boss bitch, janey crocker herself! the maid wvith the most, shes got plenty of junk in her trunk, and the business acumen to buy you out if you hawve anything bad to say about it. dont think just because shes a life player shes a healslut. she, uhh... she scares me. and then wvevwe got the handma...Read more
RIGGED FUCKING ELECTION.
@handmaid this is our in!!!
naut this time gill. naut this time
SO YOU ACKNOWLEDGE. IN WRITING. THAT I HAVE BEEN THE BOMB UP UNTIL THIS POINT. I'LL SETTLE FOR THAT. #CHECKMATE.
fucks that supposed to mean
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same girl.
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࣪⊹₊˚{ pick me h+maid choose me h+maid please please please please PICK MEEEE CHOOSE MEEEE }*□*{ }T□T{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
I wonder how many honest to goodness fellas assume im of the european steeze strictly by the way i get on about the web. I think im just more mush mouthed than anything. Personally anyway!
Its like france and stuff!
Bro i think itd be awful difficult to give you the full lowdown youre a poor fish out of water. Fella doesnt even know france. Hes never seen the french dispatch.
Frankly i guess im a little green about all these clam happy englishes running tootsweet with their happily claimed ankle biters. I thought for a long time maybe i was incapable of junk like that but maybe it really is just a *me* thing. Like maybe other mes have got their noggins screwed on straight and im stuck in the muck being some kind of silly boy about the little things.
Well durr yeah i think being someones skippy ol pappy is the worst it can get.
some experiences arent for everyone! i think it is totally okay for you to explore life at your own pace without feeling too weird about not sharing some experiences with your alternates. i know that i dont really want to share some of those experiences mine have had... -_-
Oh jade. You always know just what to say to cheer a fella up. Hey is your icon off kilter or is it just me seeing things a little screwy.
no it totally is! i keep forgetting to adjust it.
Everythings coming up english!
im calling it, i dont really care. condy wvins, lamplady doesnt movwe on. sorry toots, youre hot and all, but i wvant the *real* stars competing here. speaking of... god damn. this one hurts. the final match of round 2 in the #cronusbabeoff is... rose lalonde vws kanaya maryam. this ones gotta sting. most of the rosies and kannys iwve seen around this place are divworced, dunno if ivwe seen ewven one happy couple, but this has still gotta be a vweird one. i wvas a lil spoiled for choice for propaganda, so i wvent a lil softer on this one. still #nsfwv, of course. <3 or <> for kanaya <3< or c3< for ros...Read more
Every time I look away you are up to some shit.
sup blondie. howv do you like your odds?
I will not be participating or observing. Thank you for asking.
yeah ill call that a vwrap, i kinda wvanna rush through these boring match-ups. surprise surprise, aranea beat the lady nobody knovws in the #cronusbabeoff. shocker. bye dollie, better luck next time. er, hmm. actually im feeling a lil bad for her, giwven vwho she vwent against and wvhos running the thing... wvell! aranea movwes on! next up, novw heres an interesting one. porrim maryam vws. jane crocker! this is a high seed against lovw, but i think it could be anyones game. porrim has the ravw sex appeal and charisma, but janes been established on this site for a vwhile, just look through the "adored"...Read more
√woah√woah√woah√woah √what dis :0
can people just not read anymore?
i am reading im just trying to see if this is something i should 8e excited a8out!!!!!!!!! imnotsureifthat√will8ethecaseifthisisonly√women....
novw thats just #misogynistic of you.
am not trying to 8eeeee >_< im just not into √women like the main self.. like the person √whom im the trickster √wersion of :P
THIS IS LIKE PUTTING A MOTHER FUCKING ALL WHITE LUXURY EXPENSIVE TIGERBEAST YOU ONLY EVER GET TO LOOK AT ONCE IN YOUR WHOLE MOTHER FUCKING EXISTENCE WITH YOUR FAVORITE STREET CAT YOU DONE PITY AND LEAVE FOOD OUT FOR. i like maryam sister. BUT IT AIN'T NO CONTEST. she eating her up like the mother fucking chocolate bundt cake she be making. BONES AND ALL.
Most call this a landslide by the way!
@carbolicGalvanologist I would be remiss not to deliver upon my promise to celebrate your presence in my life- in the only dark, earthy tones that seem to proportionately convey my appreciation. Behold. I have named her The Bogtrotter. Twenty-four layers and ten inches in diameter. Roughly the weight of a rotund first-grader. Old Bruce himself could not have served you better if he'd been liquefied and baked into a juvenile diabetic puck. Happy Wriggling Day, KV. From your pal. :B
UNHOLY ROILING ABYSS OF THE BLACK FUCKING CULLPITS. IT'S LIKE YOU PAID A BURLY LUMBERJACK TO CHOP DOWN A CROSS-SECTION OF A TREE FROM TROLL WILLY WONKA'S THOUSAND SWEEP-OLD ENDANGERED BRISTLECONE PINE FOREST AND FOUND TROLL FUCKING METHUSELAH. IF I STUCK A CAKE KNIFE IN THIS THING, WHOEVER COULD PULL IT OUT WOULD BE THE TRUE EMPRESS OF ALTERNIA. THE IDEA ALONE OF TAKING A BITE FROM THIS THING FEELS LIKE IT WOULD SEND ME INTO A THIRD BULB-OPENING DIABETIC SPIRIT WALK TO THE FUCKING ASTRAL REALM. I'VE NEVER FELT SO MUCH SIMULTANEOUS FEAR AND PURE, HUNGERTRAP-WATERING MANIA. I'M GOING TO BURROW INTO THIS THING LIKE A FUCKING TERMITE. THANK YOU, JANE. YOU FUCKING ROCK.
Don't worry. I've saved the scraps and leftover frosting. There are leftover cake-parfait cups in the fridge.
:(
Wonka. There's a background movie for your impending sugar coma. :B How did it go? There's chocolate, and there's *chocolate.*
i'LL GO FOR THE PARFAIT, mAYBE, yOU MADE SOME WITHOUT OVUM FOR ME, rIGHT? i FORGET WHICH LABEL, iS WHICH,
Sorry, I blacked out for a second.
bECAUSE i SUGGESTED, bAKING WITHOUT AN ESSENTIAL INGREDIENT OR BECAUSE i SAID,,, tHAT WORD?
why'd you all go on and have to make my mother fucking tummy growl? :o( DIRK AIN'T GOT SHIT TO EAT HERE BUT DORITOS AND PROTEIN BARS.
No comment.
TWENTY-FOUR LAYERS. Sheesh.
Not to harsh the vibes of every fella cottoning to the corners of this lil fudge junior nonsense but i dunno if he was so much a real guy with real pizzazz as he was a real piece of WORK.
Sorry for the juniorheads in the audience but some things simply must be said.
Hold on. Are you saying you had actual beef with an auto-badge bot.
On principle kind of!
Holy shit.
Whats the rub dude i thought we were taking up arms against the big bad!
There are no words for the immense amusement I am experiencing. Did you transpose the Autoresponder and the Autobadger. Is that what's happening here?
I toss my two cents in and suddenly the whole fricken fountain is clogged huh. I was under the impression that that scallywag was just the ol ar-bot in disguise but phooey me for trying to think with my noodle and not my doodle or whatever.
Umm...
Holy shit. x2
<:|
Happy pride month folks!!
SOOrry yOOur a day late ^^'
Huh?
You cant just have a one man harlem shake...
/shakes fist angrily >:O betty crockerrrr!
Hoo hoo hoo!
I lied. Put your clothes back on. We're watching old Youtube for the next six hours. Excluding official music videos, but including noteworthy brand advertisements. Justin Beiber's Baby is out. Rebecca Black's Friday is in. Old Spice "The Man Your Man Could Smell Like" is a-go. We have a sensible bouquet of Key of Awesome, The Gregory Brothers, and the RESPECTABLE Lonely Island skits. The old ones, with the homemade aesthetic. We have a thirty minute block of talking and/or emoting baby videos, followed by an Annoying Orange "Wazzup" palate cleanser, immediately followed by thirty more minutes of v...Read more
ALSO, THROW A PLACID TEA-BREAK OF HOMESTARRUNNERDOTCOM IN THERE BETWEEN THE REVIEW-RAGERS (OF WHICH THE NERD AND THE CRITIC HAD BETTER BE FRONT AND FUCKING CENTER), AND YOU'VE GOT A DEAL.
wHaZzAbOuT' a rOuNd oF YoU LaUgH YoU LoSe cOmPiLaTiOnS AlL Up aNd wHiLe wE'Re iN ThE MiDsT Of mOtHeR FuCkInG CoPuLaTiNg? :o) YoU NuT, yOu lOsE. hAhAhA.
I can tell by the volume of response I have received on this post that I am going to have to compile an actual itinerary. I suppose that's my homework for when I get back from the office.
IF YOU WANT TO DRAFT MORE DECREPIT, PANROTTED ARCHIVISTS INTO YOUR FLEET OF TRASH-SCROUNGING NET-FOGEYS, CALL UPON ME.
hell yeah i did. I USED TO LOOK UP EMO GIRLS KISSING ALL THE MOTHER FUCKING TIME. i used to look up emo boys kissing too but my lusus growled at me when i typed that one in unless i up and told him i was just looking for prime subjugatin targets to get him off my back. BUT THAT'S NORMAL, I THINK.
wE'RE LITERALLY NORMAL,
YEAH THAT'S MOTHER FUCKING MEGA NORMAL. call that shit larry cause it's so normal.
i know half these words
Pour one out for our pals of the olden era. Instead of jonesing it up with your best guys on the web about your various whackadoodle interests you were just called ol johnny pervert and shipped to the nut house.
Ah, the bedlam houses DID have a certain je ne sais quoi to them, though!
꧁@gutsyGumshoe #nsfw #HumanInverseOfABulgeRating #BulgeRating #Nook2 Okay. It took my a minute. Because I had to come up with a new system. Controversial human nook⎠bulge rating. I can't apply length, girth, pliability, or strength because of the minute scale. This is my first time, so. correct any mistakes! Pulchritude: 8 out of 10. There are no notable physical flaws with your particular system. Though, it is alien to me. It almost looks like a shy bulge! Hehe. The hood is ornate like an Auxilatrix's cloak as she cares for grubs. Durability: 10! From what I can gather, you c...Read more
cONGRATS jANE, oR SORRY TH1S HAPPENED?
!!!THATS MY MESSIAH THATS MY MESSIAH!!! !HER WOMB IS MOTHER GRUBLY YESY! -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
꧁hi palind i love you palind :)꧂
Plush. Soaked? Overtime... Guh. GUH
hi vesica i love you moonlight (:F -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
꧁awhthatssweet꧂
super didn’t see this one (oming. good for 7ou, jane! i think!
I. Oh my god
The much anticipated 2000s tier list. MOST of these series I watched either as they were released or in syndication throughout my childhood, so the metric of my enjoyment is both through the lens of nostalgia and by my old, much less skeptical yardstick. Shall we proceed to the 90s?
the first 3 sesons of winx r actully p good id recomend it tbh minus liek 1 episode frm season 1
I think I’m going to have to do an en-mass rewatch…
A tier list concerning animated series from the 2010s specifically. MOST of these series I have watched only as an adult, given they would have come out partially or in their entirety after my departure for The Medium. Next is the 2000s!
Yeah you're off your fuckin rocker dude. I think you're the only one here confused.
I assure you that if you were to take a gander at half of those films on youre not watched list your rankings would change considerably.
dude im not confused you are just a straight up dookie brain dumbass the new pgg is the one in the tier list
Ok. *Series, not films. And also *your. And also durr. My ranking would change from "have not seen" to "have seen, and here's my opinion." I fail to grasp your point.
Okay you got me. I'm running on thirty minutes of sleep. Give me a goddamn break.
Drat. Thats a stinger i wont stiff lip it.
we good big of you to recognize
Try my best.
finally disenchantment gets the l0ve it deserves
There, there.