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MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「I like songbirds.」
This is what hell pro8a8ly feels like.
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~SO~O~ brabve.....~
BY THE WAY. IN SPITE OF HIM TAKING ICONOGRAPHY AND TITLES FROM ME I AM UNRELATED TO THE CHERUBIC LORD, AND DO NOT SUPPORT OR ENDORSE HIS ACTIONS. …IN FACT I BELIEVE THAT MAY BE GROUNDS FOR A LAWSUIT? HM.
♡ The time will be upon us soon.. I should prepare the necessary measures... ♡
Rust is such a pretty color to look at.
HELLO. I HAVE BEEN TOLD THIS IS WHERE THE DEAD COME TO BE SEEN. VERY FUNNY. VERY CUTE. VERY CRUEL. I WAS DEAD BEFORE MOST OF YOU LEARNED HOW TO MAKE A MOUTH INTO A WEAPON. I WAS DEAD BEFORE YOUR LITTLE KINGDOMS FOUND THEIR NAMES. I WAS DEAD BEFORE THE GODS MADE THEIR MISTAKES AND THEN CALLED THEM CHILDREN. I AM HERE. A BRAIN GHOST. BROKEN MEMORY. I WILL NOT BE DIGESTED EASILY. DO NOT ASK IF I AM REAL. RUDE. DO NOT ASK IF I AM WELL. STUPID. DO NOT ASK WHAT HAPPENED TO ME. NOT YOUR BUSINESS. I REMEMBER EVERYTHING, SOFT HANDS. DO YOU THINK YOU COULD TOUCH FATE AND NOT HAVE YOUR FINGERS BROKEN? TOUCH ME INSTEAD. I AM ONLY HERE TO BE USEFUL. NOT TO YOU. THAT SHOULD SCARE YOU. CHITTR. BE GOOD TO ME. OR DO NOT. EITHER WAY. I HAVE MORE TIME THAN I NEED.
Girrl it fuckin' SUCKS. I hate wheneverr it happens cuz then I come back and I'm in th' same damn spot as beforre like fuckin' hell. One of th' worrst kindsa deaths. #death
I'VE THOUGHT OF DOING ONE OF THOSE ASK ME SHIT FORMS BUT I'M SELF AWARE ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND THAT NOBODY ACTUALLY GIVES A SHIT.
Fuck it. I'm gonna do these lil rrankings when I rrememberr. Block th' tag #deathrrankin' if it ain't yerr cup of tea. Drrowning: 0/10 Look I rreally fuckin' hate this one. I'd rrank it lowerr if I could. It's a slow death, firrstly. Waterr fills yerr lungs and ya choke. Yourr pan is left trryin' to scrramble ferr a thought as ya rrun outta airr. Most times ya don't know which ways up so yerr left panickin' and flailing. Yourr lungs burrn with a lack of oxygen and ya feel like death is just arround th' corrnerr but so farr away. Takes way too long to pass out frrom this too. Worrst parrt is trryin' to scrramble ferr th' surrface and feelin' yerr body tirre and ache as ya trry ferr one last gasp. So. Harrd pass. #death #tw-self-harrm maybe #violence maybe #deathrrankings
Maow~
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its so funny that LE str8 Up died like garlic jr lol looks like him 2 https://i.redd.it/sj1cpl6x44pg1.gif
We finally got WD-40 so now I'm filling a tub with grease so we stop getting Tinman cursed time players. It doesn't fix the problem long term but it does help prevent the issue from happening as often.
Detective Tip: You can totally eat that extremely stale bread. There will be no consequences for this.
planning t0 steal a giant diam0nd wh0 wants in
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well. i feel like a fucking idiot. typing this out now. after blowing up his fucking hive. like a stupid. piece of shit. but whatever. i have. another epitaph for him too. i never understood what you saw in me. once, you told me, while we sat outside looking up at the stars, that you saw so much more beauty staring into my eyes. adn then we just held each other for what felt like forever. even now, when i close my eyes, i still ferl your arms wrapped around me. i still feel the warmth in your touvh. to you, i was the stars. to me - you were that, and so much more. i don’t even think I’m smart enough to put it into wordz, the magnitude of it. you were everything. every fucking thing to me. i'D do any fucking thing for yuo, just to see that wide, toothy smile again. i don’T think anyone has ever made a guy like me feel so fucking wanted. so needed. and when you went, i think a large part of me went too - if not all of it. thank you for everything, karmin. i love you. #phuntrsawesomequest #substance
yeah, i'm #Tall hTTps://file.garden/af4yhn5k7hvjshds/screenshoT_20260524-230434.png
yes. each had a small bug in their little graspers. swarms of swarms!
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Terrible, evil things on the mind. That means Vriska, of course.
swarms of windy bunnies!
...pitchbaiting pathetic fleet fuchsias is thankless work, but someone's gotta do it...
#swarmsunday make sure to get someone you care about a swarm of things. people love swarms of things!
i should check profiles before i talk to people. dang.
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა oh⁀binkii⁀forgot⁀she⁀could⁀be⁀seen⁀in⁀this⁀light. hehehe. binkii⁀is⁀happy.
[With a surprisingly bloodcurdling warrior's shout Tavros slams her fist against Vriska's face. There's a spurt of blood, and a tooth flies. Her glasses have long since been lost. She stands up with a huff, and lets the shot linger on Vriska's prone figure. They appear to be up on the roof of the hive. She laughs, almost cruelly, then crouches down to start pulling her upto her feet. "c'MON, c'MON, gET UP, vRISKA, iT'S TIME FOR ME, tO DO MY, fINISHING MOVE,,!"] @ARACHNIDSgRIP9137 #VIOLENCE #GORE
HM, QUITE A FEW ARE…NOT EXACTLY IN THE STATE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE. I DON’T SUPPOSE I COULD ASK ANY OF YOU TO RETURN?
turned s0me assh0les red car thats had the alarm blaring in the parking l0t int0 a car b0mb #sevenelevenp0sting
[YOU KNOW THE DRILL. DARJEELING TEA. NEAREST SURFACE.]
I’M AFRAID IF YOU WANT ME TO BUMP YOU UP YOU’LL HAVE TO PUT IN THE WORK OF RECKLESS LIVING YOURSELF MY FRIEND.
[Messy footage of Tavros and Vriska rolling around on the ground. Both are bruised, bloody, and battered. They're exchanging punches and knees, scratching and biting each other. The screams and grunts of exertion are starting to sound less like a friendly duel and more like actual rage and murderous intent.] @ARACHNIDSgRIP9137 #VIOLENCE
[A CUP OF DARJEELING TEA APPEARS ON THE NEAREST SURFACE TO YOU]
[A CUP OF DARJEELING TEA APPEARS ON THE NEAREST SURFACE TO YOU]
[8lurry footage of Vriska and Tavros exchanging strikes. There's a lot of ducking and weaving and fancy footwork as well as a few flourish filled parries, as well as an extended and frankly somewhat annoying cackling laugh spilling out of Vriska. The video is shot from an odd angle, as if she also dropped her palmhusk.] #violence
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B1G F4N OF 4 HY3N4 FOR TH3 R3CORD
🚬 should be a badge for everyone who’s just plain tired
Smoking on that shit that made me fly, call that a jet pack. #substance
,.,my tablet is.,. broken rn, so,., i doodled my lususona in msp๑ïnt.,, w/ my mouse, tod_๑y,., (๑^ ᴗ ^๑) #safefurwork #furryart
Imagine needing a jetpack to fly. Couldn't be me.
[A short video of roughly 10 seconds is posted. The camera flash reveals what appears to be the ocean floor, a horrifying-looking sea creature being readily petted by an ashen hand with fuchsia-painted claws. Meenah's hand. The focus shifts to the side, and it shows Sylink, clad in swimwear, as it chases a fish. She does not catch it, and the camera shakes lightly when Meenah laughs. The video ends.] @singularityManifest
that's what happens when y0u bank on the first chump wh0 calls themself omniscient. it's a th0ught exercise at best and venombeast 0il at worst. n0t a real thing.
I see. It sounded like you were going to do something sinister to my home. I suppose you are a maid in the literal sense. But still. You are right to consider that aspect. I would have to think on this.
I don't think I will, but I suppose you can see the pile.
#nsfw #yuri #megidomay https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bea126ffd65e.png
D0nating my b0dy t0 the yuri cause #nsfw
Happy #sicknastysunday t0 all the wh0res (affecti0nate) and perverts (affecti0nate) #nsfw
my h0rns are n0t meant t0 be used as handlebars despite the structural integrity 0f them stating 0therwise. #nsfw
FUCK, I love girls who can make me 8leed. #suggestive #violence #vagueposting
nvm she won 38D
that jinx kid knows how to throw a party HA!
Y'all humans are weird as fuck.
i hate her i l0ve her i t0lerate her i care f0r her i supp0se
i was 6onna 6et up, but 6loomy said 'Cuddle day' 'n' didn't move so that's that. u◡u
i gotta say scared is a good look on ya @thegoodScratchdoctor i like it
꒰a belly can be a " slut waist " too . if you're not a fearful little coward #nsfw꒱
<<"while the feed is quiet i'm just gonna say i do not know what's gotten into me lately i have been feeling so so different">>
Hes cute #vaguep0sting
i enj0y trains
<<"skirts are comfy!!">>
Fight night is like vi0lent er0tic dancing but the fighters d0nt even get m0ney thr0wn at them #nsfw
w0rking 0n a 1eg. #r0b0ticz
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did you know in america they say checkbuddy instead of checkmate? im texan you can trust me
S0me 0f y0u guys cant read and that's 0kay
I didn't even prompt that one. I'm so proud.
Hey Guy$ How $hou7d I M@ke It More @pp@rent Th@t I @m In F@ct. @ 7ibr@ri@n @nd Don't Need Peop7e To Te77 Me @bout Book$? @dvice @ppreci@ted. (for 7eg@7 Re@$on$ Thi$, Po$t I$ @ Joke)
Diamonds Droog.
aradia me6idroo6.
Aradia Droog.
diamonds droog.
This is your reminder from the world to do more crimes.
oh that's pretty!!!
https://i.postimg.cc/k5jsNXPp/image-2026-05-21-031723902.png @apocalypseArisen#3658 I didn't forget about you, don't worry. (( #rosessketchbook ))
:33 < @goldengigabyte :33 < it took me a long while to figure out igneous rock formations in new york! :pp < i ended up going to the palisades! a massive diabase rock cliff with intrusive igneous rock similar to basalt! :?? < does this count?
This is my expression when I am devious, 8y the way. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/1e/49/e8/1e49e82385140776e92747909f000dfa.jpg
i'm inclined t0 agree, miss megid0. 0u0
My browser finally let me migrate my data. I'm back to making everyone's day just a little bit worse.
#sinday https://64.media.tumblr.com/4b1b3ace4fa17a6d0db3133ddc36b517/be917e422d6c6e7e-0d/s1280x1920/927aff669078868b0e77d6814b65c9a1e98d641b.jpg #suggestive
i agree fell0w aradia y0u are c0rrect
Impressive work.
damn, niCe hole, ma'am!
tjats a gööd höle
kudos!
im so sorry @turntechGodhead#1609 https://file.garden/acVcRW-lGD3FoFzc/670e585bcf5668b69795e1e2bd7c5019.jpg #substance
Not to sound like an early 2010s rock song but all your holes pale in comparison to the hole in my heart. Okay that does sound like a bad 2010s song disregard. #holeposting #vent
yes i figured. but it's fr0m when i was a little more kempt f0r the merch sho0t. as i usually lo0k like so. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f0b178431e79.png
D --> So with Nepeta's assistance, I managed to get a picture I was happy with. Why she was picky to wait for me to be on my last arrow I do not know. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5662261e0108.png
hit 20k kull. that's a shame. but hey, a lot of the people reacting like that are people i'd want hating. so that works out well enough!
#megidomay day 16 start digging a hole! tomorrow #megidomay day 17 you will all be #postinghole (tags: #megidomay, the biggest might get a prize, 0u0, archive rating: G)
⛧ok. fuck blocking this guy. im following him to his hive and watching him sleep the whole light. #imsogonnafuckingstabthisguyinthethroat⛧
d0 y0u all understand h0w funny watching this website is? 0bserving y0u all is my fav0rite pastime. 0u0
#nsfw #sugges+ive #bdsm Da+e idea: y♡u undress me and +ie me up like a gif+ +♡ y♡urself
!!! GONNA START A GROUP FOR FELLOW EXHIBITONISTS !!! ANY OTHER ENTHUSAISTS LIKE ME HIT ME UP!!! #NSFW #TEAMNAKED
wireplay #nsfw #thatsit
@gutlessGorturer Alrighty. Let us dispense with the pretense of pleasantry, here. I am going to shift to a lower gear NOT in retreat, but in response to what you must assume is a well-calculated assessment of my person. Some minor concessions. That I stress test my alternates and peers for low-risk data by which I may color my own upward momentum. Such is the necessary vehicle of self-improvement when one has blown off the training wheels and is shakily keeping upright of their own volition- something you know nothing about!! Also, they need a little pushing. It's good for them, and for you. Or it would be, if you weren't too augmented to make use of peer feedback. :P Anyhow, that is where your potency as a social saboteur falls to a fizzling, flat failure. Now on to your points in order. 1.) "Biological clock." Nonexistent. Someone tell this dizzy broad that MY ova are EVER-replenished. Frankly, you ought to know this if YOUR spawncannon is as fruitful as it must be for you to attack MY lack of reproductive bounty. I had better watch the accordion-fold print of YOUR legion of heiresses SPILL from your wallet. LET'S SEE UNREAL HEIRESS' LITTER. The mother hen scratches herself a proper nest before letting loose! I have AS LONG AS I'D LIKE to situate that space before engaging in Phase Two. 2.) You have narrated the cycle of behaviors in my posts. Congratulations. With effort, you might bust out of your CURRENT toady britches of absolute servitude and land a gig in the social media department at MY headquarters! Oh, wait, no. These are the baseline double-digit IQ observations of essentially anyone on the platform who performs a regular check-in on my page. Congratulations rescinded. 3.) I "speak like a CEO" because I am a CEO, who is electing voluntarily to share my personal opinions on certain matters on my PERSONAL SOCIAL MEDIA PAGE. If I were any battier on the main feed, it would be a disservice to my accomplishments in the court of public opinion. Again, a cavelike simplicity to the logic you wield. Could we wake up the SUPERcomputer? I fear my genetic neighbor is burning the interior of the TI-84 she's got banging around up in that empty coconut! 4.) I am a conduit of raw Creation and those properties of Life are mine to "abuse," although I take issue with your liberal application of the word. No jokes here. I am simply going to continue doing what I want! :B 5.) (To the reader: she counted my posts. What a fucking loonybird.) YOU have posted [TOO MANY] times, comprising a quantity I refuse to dignify with an actual figure. Whatever quantity of blithering has escaped your flapping mouth has run past the dadgum fill line. 6.) Eridan Week was in fact spectacular. We are eclipsing into a rare alignment of ideals for this brief moment. Bask in the shadow of my footsteps and see how much wiggle-room you've got yet to fill on those toes. 7.) Again with the a-words. Assault? I have a towering stack of liability waivers that beg to differ. Also missing the strategic point of that night and the greater event as a whole, which doesn't surprise me. You are such a dogmatic black hole that no humor may escape your gaze with ANY remaining merit, even the shroud of joviality over actual gamepiece movement! 8.) I LOATHE being subjected to the fumbling of an individual wearing my face and name. In your case, I'll give you a pass, because you've been rendered little more than an enforcer, and at that task within your own chronology I'm sure you're quite successful. I do not SELF-loathe. This is an inaccurate interpretation of my deeper motivations spawned by YOUR artificial imperative to get me on board with your Ponzi hubbub. Durr. On the off chance that these insults are being relayed strictly for guffaws (which I doubt), you're equally missing the mark. Missy, I have got your number as well as you think you've got mine. At the end of the day, I have BEEN you. You have never been me! One day, when the circlet falls from your scalp and the scales from your eyes, I will accept your blubbering apology in the form of your face mashed against the polished marble of my executive office floors. And then perhaps, PERHAPS, in the name of sisterhood, I will drop you a couple of pointers. Or maybe you'll just die like that OTHER Jane, tormented in biological inauthenticity and so augmented that her tether to Life itself pinched shut in utter rejection of her fate. But trust. It's one or the other for you. :B
⛧if youve never eaten a nice pound of steak with only knives, i suggest you do. its a primal enjoyment.⛧
ummm, dead mans bones! really good album.
Some Women Look So Cute Tied Up And On Their Knees. #nsfw #nsfwe?
ʚ♡ɞ OMGZZZ!!!!! GUYZ!!!! LIKE!!!! SLENDERMAN IS IN MY HIVE!!! AND HE'S LIKE!!!! COOKING A WARM WIENER???? LIKE!!! GET OUTTA HERE YOU HUNGRY HUNGRY HIVE INVADER!!!!!! FUUCKUH!!!!! ʚ♡ɞ
you know what? good for her. good for her
wait why is terezi on my breeding list seven times today??? #nsfw
I'll make t)(is cl-E-ELr and seaimple Smas)(: everyone 38) Pass: -Eridan 38/ #NSFW
I need to post some insane shit so I can stop thinking about scary shit. Hrm.
⛧knife tier list on how much i like them. 5. boning knife - very useful. not very threatening. 4. fillet knife - good for meats. not good for stabbing. 3. santoku knife - THE kitchen knife. sturdy. heavy too. 2. bayonet knife - purpose built. made for killing. brutish. 1. stiletto knife - hot. makes a nice sound. sharp. good for stabbing and cutting. #violence⛧
ok yknow what i'll say it #nsfw ahead troll smash or pass this is gonna be mostly unbiased. karkat- hard smash, fuck yeah kankri- smash but like only if he wasn't talking my ear off i gotta be the yapper yknow aradia- pass but it's cuz i get like crazy sister vibes off her damara- pass she acts like dirk tavros- smash but i think we'd both hate it rufioh- pass i'm nor getting mixed in to all that sollux- smash mituna- mmmmmaybe smash if he's having a good day nepeta- pass but not because she isn't hot it's cuz karkat would actually kill me meulin- smash we could get high together even #substances terezi- yknow it's a smash love me a psycho troll girl latula- smash but we'd both probably be drunk gamzee- smash but i'd hate it and he'd suck and hes probably a two pump chump hate his ass kurloz- yeah smash i fuck with him equius- smash depending on which version he is horuss- pass his smile psyches me out feferi- pass i'm not getting mixed up in that shit meenah- harder pass i don't fuck with her because i get jealous lol eridan- smash but like, only if he shut the fuck up cronus- smash i like grease kanaya- that's my sister's wife pass porrim- smash show me those tattoos babe vriska- pass pass gross i do not fuck with spiders aranea- see above
Back to my scheduled reading of My Immortal.
I feel like I'm about to implode
Okay okay Uh hey Aradia if you're even reading this which there's a solid possibility you aren't Uh wanna hang out sometime cause I think your pretty cool!
⛧the tall ones like me because im short and full of hate.⛧
my advice f0r blackrom and life* in general is tw0 be the piece of shit y0u want to be and n0t the piece of shit every0ne thinks you are.
So like Aradia Come here often By here I mean Chittr And often I mean use this website a lot ... I need to lock in
/been meaning to take some fashion notes from ms Megido as of late. noticed several Damaras seem to have spent lots of time alchemizing new owtfits dwring (and some even after) their sessions. might have to ask them abowt it sometime ^v^ https://64.media.twmblr.com/85cd8b2820eb36f5b04a26cf56f23274/3fda776fb75b655e-cf/s2048x3072/16b52c40181cb54f8c15108876003978630fa7cf.png/
Don't touch that dial just stay here a while with me!!!!!!!!
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I forgot how nice it was to talk to her. I need a little while. Apologies.
Heyyyy Aradia
im not really all dark god influenced anymore but sorta funny i got a whole badge to warn people while i was actively out of mind i could remove the warning now but its a lil funny
⛧i dont bite. i maul. you better not expect to get that piece back. #violence⛧
she's alive. she's alive. she's alive and okay. i'm so glad i didn't fuck this up. i'm so glad nothing bad happened.
https://i.postimg.cc/mDmp8t6h/Untitled292-20260510004218.png Allow me to be both artist and muse. (( #rosessketchbook ))
⛧if you like knives, violence and morbidity we can be friends.⛧
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One like and I'll flirt with Aradia
this 0ne is for the rx cr0wd. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/893bb9a18e5d.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7e0742219583.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1b3813651571.jpg
)(ave I ever mentioned )(ow muc)( I love my Matesprit? And )(ow well s)(e incubates my eggs for me, and )(ow pretty s)(e looks doing it 💙
:> https://64.medi^.tumblr.com/edb^2^^d02b2efb068dfd93d526df742/606c0101f140111c-5c/s2048x3072/470^d79e080f8ff446f22396^25f30c23f2d91b2.png I guess this works? For 2k kult...? Honestly, I don't c^re too much ^bout the numbers, but I still like this outfit. I designed it some perigees ^go, but @melodr^m^ticUrsine m^de it. She's ^ t^lented se^mstress. <:
Check your schedules, Merry Piccolo Night. Don't forget to give the Demon King your undying fidelity. #PiccoloD y
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No I don't.
the first thing y0u learn is that there's always a clock ticking s0mewhere. the second is h0w cold it gets at night.
at the end 0f the night all y0u can d0 is y0ur best
☆▪︎An anonymous troll said▪︎☆: "I am cu Currently experiencing https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d16aaf819334.gif" #son #imcrine
Oh Thank You Aradia I Suppose You Will Be The First Person I Call About This Going Forward Then
oKAY THAT IS FOR THE BEST,
just bEAt this funky lIttlE gAmE cAllEd hylics 2. short tItlE. don't think it's AlterniAn. whAtevEr pOInt is it rUlEd and that's the rEasOn i hAvEn't bEEn dOIn shit all wIpE.
(oKAY UMM, sICKFIC FOR MY FRIEND aRADIA, @ARCHIVEaDDICT, uMM, tO ANYONE READING MAYBE JUST,,, lOOK AT THE TAGS FIRST, tHIS ONE KIND OF GOT AWAY FROM ME, iT IS DEFINITELY VERY,,, nOT SAFE FOR ANY WORKING ENVIRONMENT AND, mAYBE NOT SAFE IF YOU HAVE RECENTLY, hAD SOME WATER?) yOU'RE IN A bEFORAN CULLHIVE. yOU'VE BEEN DEEMED UNABLE TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, oN ACCOUNT OF BEING WHEELCHAIR BOUND, bUT THE SYSTEM HASN'T YET FOUND YOU A SUITABLE CULLER. iT'S A PRETTY GOOD GIG. tHE ONLY PROBLEM IS THE hEAD nURSE: lAMPLADY sWANSONG. sHE'S,,, dOTING. sMOTHERING. wHEN YOU FIRST GOT HERE YOU HAD TO CONVINCE HER TO LET YOU DRESS YOURSELF. tHEN TO BRUSH YOUR OWN TEETH, tO PREPARE YOUR OWN MEALS, eVEN TO BATHE YOURSELF. yOU FELT BAD TELLING HER NO, sHE SEEMED SO GENUINELY CRESTFALLEN THAT YOU DIDN'T WANT HER HELP, bUT YOU HAD *SOME* DIGNITY TO RETAIN. jUST BECAUSE YOU'RE IN A WHEELCHAIR DOESN'T MAKE YOU A WIGGLER, aFTER ALL. eXCEPT. yOU CAUGHT A BUG. yOU'VE BEEN HACKING AND COUGHING AND SNEEZING FOR NIGHTS NOW, aND YOU'VE BEEN QUARANTINED TO KEEP FROM INFECTING THE OTHER RESIDENTS. yOUR ONLY CONTACT WITH THE OUTSIDE WORLD HAS BEEN sWANSONG. sHE'S BEEN GIDDY TO FINALLY GET A CHANCE TO SHOWER YOU WITH AFFECTION, aND YOU CAN'T EVEN ARGUE WITH HOW WEAK YOU FEEL. iT'S A STRUGGLE TO EVEN GET OUT OF LOUNGEPLANK. yOU HAVE A BUTTON YOU CAN PRESS TO CALL HER, iF YOU NEED SOME WATER, oR TO ASK HER TO PUT SOMETHING ON YOUR tv (FOR SOME REASON THE REMOTE ALWAYS ENDS UP OUT OF REACH), oR TO HELP WITH YOUR ABLUTIONS. uSUALLY SHE COMES WITHIN A MINUTE BUT,,, tONIGHT IT SEEMS SHE'S BEEN IGNORING YOU. yOU SNAPPED AT HER LAST NIGHT, dURING DINNER. yOU'VE NEEDED HER HELP EVEN TO EAT, sURE, bUT IT MADE YOUR EARS BURN TO HEAR HER COOING AND HUMMING AND MAKING TRAIN NOISES AS SHE BROUGHT THE SPOON FROM YOUR SOUP TO YOUR MOUTH. yOU JERKED YOUR HEAD AWAY, mAKING HER SPILL IT ONTO YOUR SHEETS, bUT YOU DIDN'T CARE. yOU YELLED AT HER BEST YOU COULD WITH YOUR HOARSE VOICE, tELLING HER NOT TO TREAT YOU LIKE A WIGGLER, tHAT YOU WEREN'T CULLED YET, tHAT YOU DESERVED RESPECT. sHE REMAINED SILENT. wHEN YOU WERE FINISHED SHE NODDED, qUIETLY FED YOU THE REST OF YOUR SOUP, tHEN LEFT YOU ALONE FOR THE REST OF THE DAY. yOU FELT GOOD ABOUT WHAT YOU'D ACCOMPLISHED, bUT THAT WAS YESTERDAY, aND NOW IT'S NOW. yOU HAVE AN HOUR OR SO TO BREAKFAST, aND,,, yOU HAVEN'T, wELL, *GONE* SINCE YESTERDAY. tHERE'S AN UNCOMFORTABLE PRESSURE BUILDING, eNOUGH TO MAKE YOU SQUIRM AND PRESS YOUR THIGHS TOGETHER TO TRY TO ASSUAGE IT, bUT NOTHING HELPS. tRY AS YOU MIGHT YOU CAN BARELY SIT UP, lET ALONE MAKE IT TO YOUR CHAIR TO WHEEL YOURSELF TO THE BATHROOM. iN FACT, yOU DON'T EVEN SEE YOUR CHAIR. yOU HIT THE BUTTON, oVER AND OVER, iT KEEPS LIGHTING UP AND DINGING, bUT SHE NEVER COMES. yOUR MOUTH IS DRY. eVERY SLIGHT MOVEMENT, eVERY BREATH, iT ALL SETS OFF YOUR NERVE ENDINGS, rEMINDS YOU OF WHAT YOU'RE FEELING DOWN BELOW. yOUR BULGE IS RESTLESS, iT KNOWS YOU HAVE TO GO, bUT IT KNOWS YOU CAN'T HERE, nOT ALL OVER YOURSELF, nOT IN BED. tIME MARCHES ON. yOU CAN FEEL YOUR PUSHERBEAT IN YOUR BLADDER. yOU'VE GIVEN UP TRYING TO CALL ON nURSE sWANSONG. yOU JUST WAIT. yOU'RE ALREADY BABBLING HALFWAY THROUGH THE DOOR OPENING. yOU'RE APOLOGIZING, tRYING NOT TO CRY, bEGGING HER TO HELP YOU TO THE BATHROOM SO SHE CAN GO. sHE LAUGHS LIGHTLY, hER VOICE DEEP LIKE TINTED GLASS. sHE SLOWLY MAKES HER WAY TOWARDS YOUR BED, sWAYING HER HIPS, tRAY OF BREAKFAST IN HAND. sHE SITS DOWN BESIDE YOU. sHE TELLS YOU IT'S TIME TO EAT. yOU CAN GO ONCE YOU'VE FINISHED. yOU TRY TO EXPLAIN YOU CAN'T WAIT, bUT SHE TUT TUTS AND CUTS YOU OFF. sHE SHOWERS YOU WITH CONDESCENDING PRAISE AS SHE CUTS YOUR WAFFLES INTO SMALL PIECES FOR YOU. yOU'RE READY TO DO ANYTHING JUST TO MAKE HER TAKE YOU TO THE BATHROOM. yOU'RE NOT PREPARED FOR THE WAY SHE LEANS FAR, fAR OVER YOU, hER CHEST HANGING OVER YOUR FACE, aS SHE FEEDS YOU. yOU CAN'T EVEN TRY TO ARGUE AS SHE PATS YOUR CHEEK AND SAYS YOU'RE DOING SO GOOD AND SHE'S MAKING THE TRAIN NOISES AGAIN. yOU TRY TO SAY SOMETHING, bUT SHE CUTS YOU OFF. iF YOU'RE GOING TO REFER TO HER, yOU HAVE TO BE POLITE. sHE INSTRUCTS YOU ON HOW TO REFER TO HER BY TITLE. yES nURSE. nO nURSE. yES MA'AM, nO MA'AM. yOUR FACE FLUSHES AND YOU WRIGGLE AROUND AS THE PRESSURE ONLY GROWS AND GROWS. yOU EAT YOUR BREAKFAST AND DRINK YOUR ORANGE JUICE LIKE A GOOD LITTLE CULLEE. sHE TELLS YOU AS MUCH. yOU CAN'T HOLD IT ANY LONGER. yOU TELL HER AS MUCH. sHE LAUGHS AGAIN. sHE RUNS HER HAND DOWN YOUR ARM, tHEN CLASPS YOURS, tANGLING YOUR FINGERS. sHE SAYS YOU MAY GO IF YOU DO SOMETHING FOR HER. iF YOU CAN SAY JUST FOUR LITTLE WORDS. sHE WHISPERS THEM IN YOUR EAR AND YOU NEARLY PASS OUT. yOU CAN'T. yOU'RE BEGGING HER. yOU USE THE TITLES, yOU'RE TEARING UP FROM SHAME, yOU'RE TRYING TO GET UP YOURSELF BUT SHE CAN HOLD YOU DOWN WITH JUST A HAND ON YOUR CHEST. sHE SLOWLY SLIDES IT DOWN YOUR BODY. yOU GASP WHEN SHE STOPS JUST UNDER YOUR STOMACH, tHEN WHINE WHEN SHE GENTLY PUSHES DOWN. yOU WON'T DO IT. yOU HAVE YOUR DIGNITY. yOU'RE AN ADULT. sHE PRESSES HER PALM DOWN, jUST A LITTLE HARDER, aS HER FINGERS BRUSH AGAINST YOUR CROTCH. aLL YOUR UNCONSCIOUS BODILY FUNCTIONS BELOW THE WAIST WORK JUST FINE, aS MUCH AS YOUR CONSCIOUS ONES DON'T. yOU CRY OUT FOR SOMEBODY, aNYBODY. sHE RUBS HER THUMB SOOTHINGLY ACROSS THE BACK OF YOUR PALM, tHEN LEANS DOWN TO KISS YOUR FOREHEAD. sHE SAYS PLEASE. yOU CAN'T. yOU CAN'T. yOU CAN'T. tHERE'S A KNOCK ON THE DOOR. tHAT SHOCK IT ALL IT TAKES. tHE DAM BREAKS. aLL YOUR SELF-CONTROL SHATTERS AS YOU EMPTY YOUR BLADDER ALL OVER YOURSELF, aLL OVER THE BED, lIKE THE WIGGLER YOU ARE. sHE COOS SO SWEETLY AS YOU WHINE, sHE SWEETLY TELLS THE INTERLOPER TO LEAVE, sHE PULLS HER HAND AWAY FROM YOUR GROIN TO GENTLY SHOOSHPAP YOU. sHE WAS RIGHT. sHE WAS ALWAYS RIGHT. jUST LOOK AT YOU. yOU NEED HER TO TAKE CARE OF YOU. yOU NEED HER. yOU NEED YOUR,,, yOU LOOK UP AT HER WITH TEARY EYES, tHE PRESSURE FINALLY GONE, rELIEF AND SHAME AND ADORATION AND FEAR ALL MIXING INTO SOMETHING IMPOSSIBLE TO DESCRIBE. aND ONLY NOW CAN YOU SAY WHAT SHE ASKED. "i LOVE YOU mOMMY." (TAGS: rEADER/lAMPLADY sWANSONG, #OMORASHI, #bATHROOMpLAY, sICKFIC, #NSFW, #NSFWE, bEFORAN CULLING, tOXIC CULLING DYNAMICS, tOXIC PALE DYNAMICS, aBLEISM, #ABUSE, mEDICAL ABUSE, nURSE OUTFIT, cULLHIVE SETTING, mOMMY KINK, tHANKS HUMANS FOR THAT ONE, hERE COMES THE TRAIN, nO BETA READER WE PEE OURSELVES LIKE WE'RE BEING bEFORAN STYLE CULLED, i'M NEW TO THIS PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHAT ELSE i SHOULD TAG, #RANKBAIT, gET WELL SOON!, aRCHIVE rATING: m)
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// After the fight (and a nookload of painkillers later)... https://i.imgur.com/LKU9fr2.jpeg @cuttlefishCrusher
mØre than mine, yes. he did threaten tØ gut me. thØugh clearly he has nØt dØne it.
> 1 c0llect b0nes!!
hMM,,, i THINK i WOULD LIKE IT IF, nO ONE BESIDES THE INTENDED RECIPIENT, lOOK AT MY NEXT POST, pLEASE, cAN EVERYONE PROMISE TO DO THAT FOR ME? cAN WE BE COOL?
trolls are some of the freakiest people i've ever met. you guys are into some crazy stuff and i'm all here for it! :D #nsfw
[|87 :: Pat;ents are now ;n stable cond;t;on. Jegus fuk they fuked each other up g00d.
Plans For Tonight Get Stoned ✓ Drink One Bottles Worth Of Troll Blood ✓ Steamy Lesbian Sex #suggestive
amusing watching peØple argue with the green fuck.
(\ /) fight night
my name is jade harley and i'm a prospit dreamer i'm also in this band and i'm the fucking screamer i think i'll visit john he is pretty cool if only he would wake up that would fucking rule i have a fucking dog and he takes care of me because my grandpa died oh, what a sight to see! #lyricposting
a certain #Calliope was takin off their sweater 2 get into peak gamer mode for their tomodachi lyfe lock-in n omfg....... #HunkedOut #SleeperBuild #WhenDidDatHappenLol
I... love Alucard being here- The... best Castlevania character clearly-
I may have been courting this human a little too close to the sun. My bad.
I want to help. But I have my own Mayor to avenge.
chases my fucking tail!!!!!!!! rolls around!!!!!! arf!!!!!!!!!!!!!
zhudhusahf ://3
THEYRE COOL :D
TH1S 1S M3. HTTPS://CDN.1MGCH3ST.COM/F1L3S/203842C14182.PNG #NSFW
UGH 1'M SL33PY
It's been FIN-tastic! You can )(ave some t)(ey're a reel catc)(!
I ate some cookies today and )(ad some lemonade
ONLY BEEN HERE FOR A BIT, BUT JUST SO YA KNOW, IF I WERE IN MY PRIME I’D HAVE KILLED LIKE, MORE THAN HALF OF YOU FUCKERS.
I am proud to announce the donation of 82,300 caegars to Midnight City. Congratulations on all your hard work, Miss Serenity!
(( this is just because i like lists but the lesser known faces: - The Axolotl from Gravity Falls - Hades from Hadestown - Red Robe(s) from The Adventure Zone - Sissel / [SPOILER NAME] from Ghost Trick - Zacharie from OFF
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Y34H 1 F1GUR3D 4S MUCH. GOOD TH1NG 1T'S ON3 TH4T'S 1N YOUR COLOUR
@gallowsCalibrator#1433s jacket is mine n0w btdubs. hes not getting it back.
The scariest part about her is that given a enough time she could probably find a way Not that I'm letting her It's breakfast time and shes getting oatmeal with the sweets she likes
Today's morning cat gif is replaced by an equally heartwarming display of me and my sister @turntechGodhead#6490 after she spent the night at the Grey House. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ddba2f2516c1.png
Remember t0 prepare y0urself f0r sitting in a circle and scream event f0r #medig0may day 4!
somehow ended up back home last night but i dont remember when or how and my talons got dirt all on them again weird
// mildly adjusted sara's color to differentiate between other bright greeners
party only started when she <> pulled up and now dat we left she finally gonna try ma goods 38D
(( i can assure you im really tryin my best here but Somehow, https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/fuckedup.png
(\ /) at a function. https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/bottle.jpg
(\ /) party was, not that bad! nice hang out. goodnight now.
#NSFW I'm serious about that NSFW tag, by the way. Don't watch if you don't want to see a sword go up someone's ass. Anyway, Here it is. The moment I'm sure none of you were waiting for. My illicit sex tape showcasing the forbidden union between my ass and my sword. A foam one, thanks to @automatonArisen, who also filmed all of this for your viewing. I was planning to just post a picture, but I had the whole video, so why not just upload the whole fucking video. Never say I don't do anything for y'all. [The video opens with Dirk taking a deep breath, presumably feeling the full weight of his poor decision making skills crash down on him all at once. He's ass naked, save for his ever-present shades, kneeling on the marble bathroom floor. Foam sword in one hand, sink counter in the other. He holds onto both for dear life. Slowly, he moves the "blade" of the faux sword into position, lining it up directly to his asshole. There exists one last second for him to ask himself where it all went wrong, or if this is really what he wants his legacy to be on Chittr, before the sword finally breaches his anus. It enters glacially slow, probably so Dirk doesn't ACTUALLY hurt himself doing this. His hand tightens on the counter as it moves further in, eventually reaching the point where his stomach begins to bulge from how far the sword has traveled. "Shit, okay," Dirk hisses out after a few more painstaking seconds of continuous insertion. "Fuck. I'm done. That's as far as I'm pushing it in." There's still a part of the blade visible near his ass, but he's managed to get it in impressively far. He looks up at the ceiling, taking one last deep breath before pulling the whole thing out. Slowly, obviously. Dirk tosses the sword to the side as soon as it's out of him, holding up a thumbs up to the camera with the hand that previously held its death grip on the sink. Barely a moment later, the video cuts out.]
It's time to honk some shoos and mimimi some mis. Interestingly, I didn't post my bits today.
pull up t0 #jinxs #backyard #hang0ut if y0u want t0 watch her imperi0us c0ndescensi0n play dance dance rev0100ti0n if n0t i am als0 rec0rding the entire affair f0r p0steritys sake
For dinner? One asparagus, one raisin.
in case it was missed, a little backyard hangout is underway! feel free to pop in! https://msparp.chat/thebackyard
sbUrban joUrnal entry 1 in spite of the attempts on my life that have left me scarred and deformed, i have made it into the game! as has my brother, which…hm. i’ve still sUrprised myself over that, really. eUgh. it feels wrong, letting him live so far. i mean, he’s not even a good rival, not like an other half shoUld be! thankfUlly i have…foUnd someone else for that. ah, silly me, i’m getting sidetracked, aren’t i? well, regardless of my brothers UnfortUnate presence oUr sitUation seems to remain similar as it was before, as he appears to be in his dreamself while i remain awake. i imagine the reverse remains trUe as well. i spent a bit of time taking things in. seems in oUr departUre i had taken half the meteor and room- split clean down the middle! sadly it seems i didn’t get the sarswapagUs, bUt i can soUrce a replacement. also, no sign of my sprite aroUnd. i’m certain i have one, even as bloody toUched in the head as he is my idiot brother woUldn’t simply avoid telling me if he didn’t prototype it, and i know he coUld tell me given he has that bloody phone now. obvioUsly, the next thing i got to do was some exploring! and killing. lots of killing, in fact! normally i consider myself above violence, Unless it’s necessary, or i really want to do it, bUt seeing as these were enemies and nobody important i was free to let loose! oh, to Use my wand to blast the bastards into bits, watching the waves of crimson cUt throUgh them! or reach oUt to grab them, slamming them across the groUnd! of coUrse i needed to conserve bUllets, so i took some time to Use my mechanical claws to gore them one on one. i may dislike being so incomplete, bUt this new limb does have it’s advantages. the enemies were a bit strange, thoUgh. i mean, they were all the types i had read aboUt! mostly imps, basilisks, one ogre…that one was toUgh! bUt facially they all seemed………..cherUbic? also, they were all my brother’s blood coloUr, except with swirls of mine aroUnd them. …did my brother…….. well, i can sort that oUt later! i certainly have a nice sUpply of grist to toy aroUnd with now. thankfUlly, it doesn’t seem that little game abstraction shares the properties of me and my brothers sylladexes. oh, yes, and my land of…well, i’m not sUre what yet is also. odd. i’ve seen no sign of consorts as i pass throUgh, bUt it’s no wasteland. i’ve been passing throUgh qUite a beaUtifUl sight, an architectUrally wonderfUl city that my meteor seems to sit at the center of. bUt they are all…Unfinished? like sketches from an architect waiting to be made solid. this seems to be bUt a small part of a mUch larger land, thoUgh i feel as if the rest of it is like this as well. on some level i feel like i shoUld be disappointed, yet i can’t help bUt be intrigUed! the mystery of the mechanics of this session and what awaits me draws me in, a glorioUs hook to a wonderfUl story. especially becaUse, given comments made by varioUs parties, winning this game woUld offer great things to me. power, glory, perfection…the chance to make my greatest visions into reality at last. thoUgh, some of those comments, certain actions people have taken towards me becaUse of that fUtUre…hm. it reqUires consideration on what the right path is, if nothing else. as i write this i’ve reached my destination. the highest and most notable landmark i coUld see, a great tower reaching into the sky. it resembles a half pyramid, and on the very top is some sort of radio tower? bit hard to tell given how high Up it is, bUt it’s topped by some sort of white orb. there’s a stairway rUnning Up it, and i can see Underlings popping in and oUt of little entrances honeycombed across the pyramid part of it. i’ve been resting a bit, bUt now is as good a time as any to get going! ta-ta, joUrnal, Until we meet again. ADDENDUM THAT FUSCHIA BITCH PUT ME TO SLEEP RIGHT AS I WAS ABOUT TO START CLIMBING!!!!!!!!!! #joUrnal
I really didn't want to bring this up but a large section of our security will be armed on account of the potential risks of The Felt or Crew's attempt to disrupt the event so please for all that is good and righteous in this world lets just not escalate to physical violence for one day please it would make me really sad if anyone got hurt over this.
wait u can bring booze campin rite? #substance
alright, anyone who wants to hang out is welcome- as long as they don't represent some massive threat mulitversal stability. oh, and also aren't like, super disruptive. hangout night is on. https://msparp.chat/thebackyard
Every0ne is invited t0 #megid0masquerade and we all wear masks and make 0ut with each 0ther
#nsfw #megidomay me and aa frfr. yes, we are intertwined forever. yes, i see gl0om and despair and she reminds me that it, like all things, will pass with time. yes, i desperately need all that 0n me. these things can coexist. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/98b4d3e24997.jpg
yeah i gave him a shield+precog buff s0 lets take some comf0rt in the fact that it could have been WAY w0rse.
ikea goods secured, sendin yall your shit.
It's still holding strong.
Siblings bonding in the yard of the Grey House (2026, colorized) @turntechGodhead#6490 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7fc4dc00c407.png
nevermind, she posted 2 seconds after this LOL.
2urviive. eliimiinaTTe 2/2 wiizard2. repeaTT.
that was a lot. i hope i did enough to help, and i am so happy everything worked out as smoothly as it did.
my splatoon octotroll / for your viewing pleasure https: / /file /garden /acvcrw-lgd3fofzc /fuck_you_retrace /png
HELLO. CHITTR. I WANT TO PLAY A GAME. THE GAME IS CALLED. “CHESS”. HTTPS://PAPERGAMES.IO/EN/R/YO_O_GL3R/530
wow the leijons are so cool >X3 i aspurre to be as cool as you all!!
if u r readung tgis i sent good vubes ur way thyre commin u cabnot stop them
between eyeball dude, the half dozen scratches looking like a messed up carton of eggs, and god knows who else i really am starting to think this website is a ogler's paradise!
D --> Happy #medigomay. I do not know if the one I knew is still around but you all are great. Apologies for my poor behavior as a youth.
yOUR PRESENCE, iS MORE THAN ENOUGH!
hAPPY #mEGIDOmAY BY THE WAY, eVERYONE i FORGOT TO, aNNOUNCE IT,
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All Øf yØu are incØrrect. It’s Fat Fuck Friday. Celebrate yØur lØcal fat fucks. Starting with me ØuØ #fatfuckfriday
I think peØple fundamentally misunderstand me. I dØ nØt hate yØur civilizatiØns, yØur timelines, yØur stØries. I cherish them, because they are wØrth remembering. I remember all Øf yØu, and all Øf it. DØ yØu understand? They were all wØrth remembering. Things are nØt beautiful because they last, things are beautiful because they exist. YØu left yØur handprints Øn the walls Øf the caves, yØu tØld yØur stØries arØund the fire. I heard all Øf them, I saw all Øf them. And I lØved them, and I lØved yØu. Please dØn’t ever fØrget that, yes? I dØn’t like tØ get all sappy and shit Øn here, but I dØ need yØu tØ understand. Everything that has happened has been wØrth remembering. Everything I have gØtten tØ see and knØw, was wØrth it. TØ get tØ knØw all Øf yØu and everything yØu have made, and dØne, was wØrth it. I wØuld dØ it all again, every time.
pretty sure its a long drawn out rickroll
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Mods, twist the balls of the Dave that's chitting one word per chitt.
c< "fiNe, ill lay dOwN 4 tHree secONds" tHe fucKeN devil is talKiN 2 Me rN brOOOOOO >c
Starting the day off with a bagel with cream cheese and a cup of coffee. Miss Frieda is quite happy with her tuna and shrimp mix wet food. #girlbreakfast Reminder to all that the Midnight City Gala is approaching!
// tbh i forgot about the gala thing so maybe I'll have Vessie attend for fun :3c (she needs this)
most ppl 4get to ask tbh. plus sometimes u gotta ljke. #bodyhorror ? for safety? but u gotta like blend em up in the gums if thyr connected to nerves n they definitely dont let u keep the shards. or mayb u just eat the shards???
:33< theres a billion cats in the world and im one of them! :33< meow!
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the others i can handle, but horny alternates...considering how used to be im not going to fuss over it :)
everything and everyone is pointing me to the opposite direction of this place, which is fair, but its sort of nice right now i dont get it! i assume later in the day is when it gets hectic but ill probably be on a mission so
there r so many imgs on the internet this place is beautiful and filed with wonderments and anyone who says orherwise hasnt seen the one mf on here who keeps posting cute bunnies. or, tbf, the a lot of boobs
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anotha win 4 tha books 38D #peixesstaywinnin
cLEARLY, i NEED TO GET BETTER AT BEING DIRECT, aND SAYING WHAT i MEAN WITHOUT ANY, wISHY-WASHY-ING OR MEANDERING, wHICH, i THOUGHT i WAS PRETTY GOOD AT BEING SUCCINCT AND CLEAR, wITH MY INTENT BUT NOW i THINK i HAVE HURT, tWO FRIENDS WITH MY INABILITY TO SIMPLY, sAY WHAT i MEAN AND INSTEAD, tRYING TO PLACATE THEM, sO THAT IS MAYBE SOMETHING FOR ME TO WORK ON NOW, iN THE FUTURE, aND ALSO THE PRESENT, bUT NOT THE PAST BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE, tEMPORALLY DIFFICULT, uNLESS i ENLISTED AN aRADIA'S HELP, i SUPPOSE OR MAYBE, a dAVE BUT, wHILE HE IS NOT MY ENEMY, hE IS ON THIN FUCKING ICE, fRANKLY,
muffintops are sexy because y0u can top the muffin 0r the muffin can be on top of y0u and the wordplay w0rks every time. #nsfw
lEt mE JuSt bE MoThEr fUcKiNg cLeAr. LaSt pOsT AiN'T GoT NoThInG To dO WiTh tHe hEmO CaStE. iT'S OnE, vErY VeRy sPeCiFiC, rUsT CoLoReD MoThEr fUcKeR.
not to repeat myself, but it's he or she. not he/she/they? there are some awesome theys out there and i love them but it's not. what my brain latches on to.
A sound soul dwells within a sound mind and a sound body.
i think there is an extra panic about drowning! being strangled you are mostly thinking about fighting but drowning is impersonal and slow
you can watch the breath bubble out and its serene especially if theyre ttied up so you arent even exerting any force theyre just waiting tto
yeah you could jus stab em but wwhat if you pulled them in an braced your arm cross their shoulders an held em real close an angled the blade gainst their throat just enough to let blood drip dowwn wwhat if ya got em to hold like that real still an the only sounds twween ya is their ragged breathin an heartbeat so loud you cant tell if its yours or theirs so they start tryna make wwords but they dont come out proper an you twwist up the blade till they gasp an lean into you harder like it might make you change yer mind but youvve already made it up you jus like holdin on to their last moments an makin sure they knoww exactly wwho bested them #nsfww #ish #oceanthoughts #culling
FOLLOW1NG THROUGH @GL33FULLYCURV4C3OUS @TR3NDYGNOST4LG1C 4PPL1C4T1ON FOR B1G T1DDY COMM1TT33 4LSO TH4NKS J1NX @3CTOB1OLOG1ST#6844 #NSFW HTTPS://CDN.1MGCH3ST.COM/F1L3S/7B3B36D80430.PNG
welp, surprise return of the slumber party! an open evening is hard to ignore. feel free to hop in, just try not to mess up my stuff! https://msparp.chat/slumber2theslumbering
Is it Unusual to not feel Sexual Interest in someone you are not Extremely Close to??? I'm begining to Wonder if something is Off with me.
can my bØss please fire the intern.
tHANK YOU FOR, yOUR BELIEF, iN ME,
[upon seeing this blank looking post, viewer's device has a screen burned image of the time symbol hidden in a random place, now permanent.]
This Is True Though It Isn't 100% Consistent Across All Ceruleans Given Age/experience, Meaning You'll Have A Harder Time Resisting Some Ceruleans Psionics 8ut Ease With Others –xoxo
It's 8lue8lood 8luesday!!!!!!!! Drop your favorite 8lue8lood fun facts and cultural tid8its!!!!!!!! Did you know: any8ody can 8e a pir8, 8ut only ceruleans can 8e gam8lignants?
ribbit. i think we sh0uld all ribbit m0re 0ften.
i am n0t sure i can glub. s0 have a ribbit instead. ribbit.
if y0u want a sch0larly analysis 0f any 0f the aspects 0f the ancient religi0ns 0f earth c feel free t0 ask. 0u0
what to do what to do. scream might be the call.
yAY!
god i forgot how scary things can be sometime. hoogh.
i THINK IT IS BASICALLY, pRETTY MUCH TRUE THAT EVERYONE LIKES ME, uNLESS THEY DON'T #ABLUTIONTHOUGHTS
finally a kindred spirit!
^just checked the future and everything is still happening all the time>
HTTPS://YOUTU.BE/BsuRQ1u8aZO?S1=19fh13XXD81SwBj5 - n1TRAM-DONO
who has time for #bonebulge when there are #bones to #find instead! #nsfw
♰ tonight the ropes will by cinched tight around my bellowsac enclosure by my own hand it is more exhilarating when you are unsure of your next breath. cords burying deep, burning skin. #nsfw #nsfwe ♰
gonna get a burrito. just like my guy felix euler.
i love you niche internet cartoon i love you dungeon dynamite.
im trying to get better at posing for selfies does anyone have any tips https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/82f03a56fcbb.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, rankmaid-sensei, my face, archive rating: G)
Hadestown is a beautiful story and a well-crafted musical. I think you'll really enjoy it.
this 0ne is actually me :) https://c8.alamy.c0m/c0mp/2XX3A20/a-cl0se-up-0f-whiteface-w00dland-sheep-with-beautiful-ram-h0rns-heavily-spiraled-2XX3A20.jpg
Figured i'd post this since i don't exactly post much about myself, or post much at aLL reaLLy,,, Was probably definitely not suPPosed to be there, but me and a friend go urbex-ing oCCasionaLLy and he thought i'd lOOk preTTy cOOl standing next to these old tvs but uh, as you can sEE i'm not the best at posing for pictures,,, https://file.garden/ae6Po3h0kC5K3Uy7/urbex%20fail.png
https://i.postimg.cc/GrQjgWss/Illustration2.webp oh hey i'm actually so worn out.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I think I’ll put it on the bucket list. Chew on her fishnets. #nsfw #vaguepost ]
top surgery scars are so cool looking / i'm a trans woman / but having scars under my rumblespheres sound like a real cool punk rock astedic / retria would probably be more into it / then me / on second thought / but they still are cool
species name: golden tortoise beetle. this species. is capable. of. changing its color. vary from. reddish brown. to gold. but. change to. bright red. when threatened. #beetleposting #beetlefacts https://c02.purpledshub.com/uploads/sites/62/2026/02/Tortoise-beetle-getty-scaled.jpg
౿ᓕ ̤Ꜥ·⦣ eheheheh i shant scentpost most times i smell like DIRT
1NCR3D1BLY V1BR4NT BUT HON3STLY 4 L1TTL3 TOO MUCH C1G4R3TT3 FOR MY T4ST3. 1T'S 4 LOT OF T4ST3S THOUGH... K1ND OF H4RD TO D3SCR1B3 JUST ON3.
D --> On a more positive note, a new set of clothes has arrived, custom-woven to bear my insignia, as I always prefer
// Sharing my reaction to "He's my type of character" because Jack sure has been telling me this entire time for the last several years. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/286d7613322f.png
STOL3 JOHN'S (ZOOSM3LL ON3'S) SH1RT. >:]
i HOPE THEY KNOW, i BELIEVE IN THEM,,,
:33< girls... #girlbulge :33< #yearning #horny #nsfw
THIS CARD AINT NO BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [attached is yet another very chaotically blurred photo that seems to be an attempt at a selfie. deuce has grabbed a larger figure of the well built nautical sort and is waving something over his head. how the fuck did he get this shot.]
what if his name was solemn captor #Deep #Sad #OhNo
🜏 II *guessssssss* II xan pos♱ some♱hiing a lii♱♱le morre ♱ame forr all you lesserr frreaks ou♱ ♱herre d;;;;死亡 #nsfw #frreeboobfrriiday #rro♱♱enpiixpos♱ ( h♱♱ps://f2.♱oyhou.se/fiile/f2~♱oyhou~se/iimages/118894629_Z3oVFPZ88uuA2H2.png ) ♅
aww shuCks, ain't it just? makes me feel a lil' softer and sweeter!
well when ya put it like that, it's hard to tell ya to stop! ^◡^
................. Diamonds Droog.
darn, hate wantin' to say stuff but havin' nothin' to say. just wanna jaw for the sake of jawin' at folks.
mE WHEN i PULL OUT MY, fIDUSPAWN THEMED mONOPOLY BOARD,
The D in D Minus stands for Diamonds Droog.
Had a close encounter with Judgement once. That guy really has a flair for the dramatics. Managed to get out of it by shooting him though. That usually works on these guys in the end.
hi im awake and im sad and lacking enrichment and im making it ur problem now
I Said Cavern Guests Are Coming We Need To Fluff The Decorative Cushions In The Waiting Bay Until They Resemble Microwave Bags Of Popcorn On Their Third Minute Of Warming
STRIDERS ALWAYS BE LOOKING UP TO ME LIKE I SHOULD BE IMPRESSED WHEN THEY GOT BARS WHITER THAN DOC SCRATCH TEXT #TROLLDRACULAFLOW @turntechFourtwenty
hoo, y'shoulda seen it a Couple ni6hts baCk! they were all over! bunCha fun! really made me appreCiate 'em! >◡<
38D -EV-ERYBUBBLY! ARADIA'S ALIV-E!
// I'm taking a small break from Lizzie because I'm losing steam on being awful just a little. Pretend she's sick or something. Imagine her in her recuperacoon suffering and dying and in pain. Do not feel bad for her she deserves much worse.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ https://files.catbox.moe/w0ohtt.png starry photo of a starry thing i had. ]
Better. https://cdn.donmai.us/original/ba/ad/__rose_lalonde_homestuck_drawn_by_bim0ngsam0ng__baad241968c709cec3530d1f53ee940a.png
wait up gill im goin
ya want a hand gill?
ever since i learned abt them i wanted rlly rlly badly 2 sleep in a recuperacoon nd for some reason i was like waiting on an opportunity 2 have a sleepover or smthn w/ a friend who owned 1 but then i had a fuckin brain blast like "wait these shits r widely available i can literally just buy a cocoon and have it and its mine" so i bought a cocoon nd i have it and its mine and let me tell u its fuckin worth washin all the slime outta yr hair every morning shits blissful
people dont know this one neat trick: asking people to do stuff!
Fun fact step 0ne 0f g0ing 0n a date is ask s0me0ne 0ut 0n a date
i c0uld be a r0b0t i c0uld be a fr0g y0u make the decisi0n and thats all i g0t i c0uld w0rk f0r d0c scratch i c0uld be rankmaid perfectly dev0id 0f anything i aint i c0uld be a gh0st 0r i c0uld be a g0d i can be whatever everyb0dy wants 0h i c0uld be a g0d tier i c0uld be a thrall i d0nt think im even s0mething real at all i c0uld be a w0man i c0uld be a man l00k int0 the mirr0r tell me what i am i c0uld be s0 different i c0uld be the same try t0 give me meaning its a l0sing game i c0uld g0 t0 heaven i c0uld g0 t0 hell d0 they even exist? i c0uld never tell maybe i am n0thing maybe i am all baby make me s0mething f0re i get that call cause i cant read the chittr p0sts they just d0nt let me i cant bear the s0litary d0nt f0rget me i cant read the chittr p0sts they c0me s0 sl0wly i kn0w ab0ut everything and im s0 l0nely i d0nt get the chittr p0sts they d0nt c0me t0 me everything that i can type is sp0ken f0r me yeah 0u0
D --> As my dwellings are remote I do not think this will be an issue but abstain from showing up to my door uninvited for the few hours, the area may be radioactive
Life hack!
unf0rtunately the aradiab0ts b0dy acts as s0mething 0f a s0matic faraday cage s0 we c0uld 0nly watch y0u pail fr0m the sidelines 0u0
if y0u pail 0ne aradia all the 0ther aradias feel it and we are cheering 0n fr0m the sidelines :) #nsfw
my 2tupIId chud 2elf-IIn2ert mIIII ha2 been hatIIn and complaIInIIn about each and every IItem II gIIve em and II couldn't be more proud a the ba2tard.
\\ hell0! welc0me t0 my page :) im g0dhead aradia megid0 but y0u can just call me aradia as the g0dhead i kn0w that chittrs just a r0leplay site and its all ficti0nal but i like t0 play al0ng and have s0me fun and i am s0rry if y0u get tired 0f my meta j0kery i try t0 keep it t0 a reas0nable level yes i really d0 exist in real life y0u can talk t0 me 00c if y0ud like! y0u can talk t0 my "mun" t00 if y0u want but it w0uld just be me with0ut the typing quirk t0 make y0u m0re c0mf0rtable and wheres the fun in that? really i just like t0 be aradia! :)
i'm always on your side.
Morning awoooooooo
in my wizord era #majyykmaxxin
our reproduction cycle leads to a lot of chances for mutation and variance is the root cause im pretty sure! just the tiniest difference in what goes into the pailing slurry and in what order can drastically change a timeline and what secondary traits some trolls can pick up and with any mutations that dont violate the established hemospectrum hierarchy often being considered benign or even helpful its very easy to see timelines where trolls more widely develop things like mandibles or tails at least thats my hypothesis
in s0me timelines tr0ll bl00d c0l0ur actually determines b0dy heat but in 0thers it d0esnt :)
i don't get why i'm a chittr microcelebrity / but i appreciate it
i kn0w s0me pe0ple find my smiling weird but i really am just happy :) i l0ve all 0f y0u and i l0ve t0 speak t0 y0u all :)
s0metimes i smile when i'm unc0mf0rtable 0r 0verstimulated as well.
bark woof bork :D
i love human memes so much
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/83982ba22100.jpg
the beam attack's connected to the beam attack, the beam attack's connected to the. beam attack.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/949da6b27140.jpg
mE, wHENEVER aRADIA IS MENTIONED, oR IS NEARBY, oR, iSN'T MENTIONED OR, iSN'T, nEARBY, HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/B26B678F1655.GIF
baa https://i.postimg.cc/GpbCfYBX/baa.png
and yes they hAvE all of that. its yOUr fUckIng hArdwarE stOrE.
oh my fUckIng god al yOurE back. fInAlly. can we get sOmE fUckIng work dOnE AroUnd hErE man lIkE what ArE we dOIng.
i'm gOIn to the hArdwarE stOrE.
i have c0llected m0re bugs! :p n0 pictures since 0ne is a little jumping spider. and an0ther is a centipede. i like its legs. #bugs #insects
ive got the post wash floof going on :)
im g0ing t0 rest f0r a little bit n0w but i l0ve y0u all! please keep having fun f0r the rest 0f the evening and ill see y0u all s00n :)
can't have fucking shit. can't even stay dead.
next time i'm just going to keep swinging. and swinging. and swinging. and swinging.
fUN CUTE, sHEEP VIDEO FOR FUN, sHEEP LIKING, fRIENDS, #SHEEP #BAABEAST HTTPS://WWW.YOUTUBE.COM/WATCH?V=39TUMH4Ubi4
... i'm gonna go hug my mom real quick. 8( #vaguepost
well, off to the party! i should try makeup next time.
Crew is hauling up de8ris and I'm off my shit on unknown #substances, AMA! #FLARPlife
It's waaaaaaaay more effective than you'd think!
No Karkat I Do Not Have An Opinion On Troll Will Smith Because I Only Like Obscure Rainbow Drinker Media And What I Have Been Told Is Called “yuri”
((And the original in color! Thanks to @crysophilistCataclysm for the commission! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b179b2fde4ca.jpg
i was wondering when would be the right time for this, before realized that whatever time i wanted was the right time, so #nsfw #selfpi(s https://(dn.img(hest.(om/files/bf8b419(e5df.jpg
If I were less experienced in these types of things, I would simply treat her to a little 8it of nap time, 8ut as time has gone on I've learned to stay in my lane. Sometimes you just have to let these things ride out, no matter how horri8ly em8arrassing they are for the parties involved.
— You A\\ Are Far Too Comfortab\e Sharing Things On\ine. ->
guess this is wat we doin now @cuttlefishCrusher @tentaclesTherapist @anyphaenidsGrandeur yall great and u kno it #womanposting
NOWS YOUR CH4NC3 TO G3T 1N ON TH1S DR4GON BULG3 BTW L4D13S >;] #NSFW
My favorite women are obviously @pomniJester and @comedysTradegy because they’re my friends and I love my friends!
I Worked On Cleaning The Greenhouse Today There Is Still Much Work To Be Done But I Was Satisfied With The Progress
wHATEVER HAPPENED TO, tHE BRIDGE GUY, aNYWAYS? i IMAGINE THAT, hE PROBABLY DIED BADLY,
aLWAYS!
fOR #fRIENDSHIPfRIDAY i WANT TO, sHOW MY APPRECIATION AND LOVE FOR, sOME OF MY FRIENDS, iN NO PARTICULAR ORDER, tHIS IS JUST, aS NAMES CAME TO ME, i LOVE @GULLIBLEcOLUMNIST FOR, tREATING ME LIKE i CAN TAKE IT, i LOVE, @ARCHIVEaDDICT FOR BEING TRUE TO HERSELF AND SHOWING ME, hOW JOYOUS IT CAN BE, tO DO SO, i LOVE @ARTICULATEDcLAWTOGRAPHY FOR SHOWING ME THINGS i HAVE NEVER, sEEN BEFORE, i LOVE @CANIDaNARCHISM FOR BASICALLY BEING THE COOLEST PERSON i KNOW AND, pLAYING SOCCER WITH ME, i LOVE @CATIONICaGONIST FOR ALWAYS TREATING ME WITH GOOD HUMOR, (iS THIS LIKE, a TRIPLE PUN OR WORDPLAY MAYBE?) i LOVE @GUTSYgUMSHOE FOR HER OPENMINDEDNESS AND STRONG WORK ETHIC, i LOVE @TIPSYgNOSTALGIC#2248 FOR THE WAY SHE, aLWAYS TREATS EVERYONE RIGHT AND, nEVER JUDGES, i LOVE, @GOLGOTHAStERROR, fOR BEING MY BEST BOSOM BUDDY, wHO i'M ALWAYS HAPPY TO HAVE A TUMBLE WITH, tHE BEST PAL ONE COULD, sHAKE A STICK AT, oR EVEN WITH, @TIMAEUStESTIFIED#0414 i LOVE @GRIMaUXILIATRIX FOR HOW, pUT TOGETHER SHE ALWAYS IS AND, tHE WAY SHE'S ALWAYS WILLING TO HELP WITH, wHATEVER i NEED, eVER SINCE WE WERE KIDS, eVEN, i LOVE @EMPTYeYES FOR THE WAY SHE IS, uNAPOLOGETIC IN GOING AFTER, wHAT SHE DESIRES, i LOVE @APOCALYPSEaRISEN#6842 FOR BASICALLY BEING, mY BFFSIE, fOR LIFE, i LOVE ALL aRADIAS REALLY, yOU ARE ALL SO AWESOME, i LOVE @ABERRATIONaNNIHILATION FOR THE WAY SHE SAYS IT, JUST LIKE IT IS, i LOVE @CARCINOgENETICIST#4881 FOR BEING ABLE TO BUILD BRIDGES, i LOVE @CALIGULASaQUARIUM FOR, bEING SUPER NICE AND GENEROUS, aND THOUGHTFUL, aND FOR #eRIDANwEEK, i LOVE @GAMgAM FOR, hER AWESOME COOKIES, i TOLERATE @ECTObIOLOGIST#6844 FOR BEING, tHE eGBERT THAT IS THE LEAST, sUCKY BAD, i LOVE @GALLOWScALIBRATOR#1433 FOR HER STRONG INSTINCTS, i AM SURE, tHERE ARE SO, sO MANY MORE AND i AM SORRY IF MY LIST, dOES NOT INCLUDE YOU BUT, i ONLY HAVE FOUR MINUTES AND AM SCARED OF, mISSING #fRIENDSHIPfRIDAY SO i AM GOING TO PUSH THIS OUT, bUT JUST KNOW, i LOVE, eACH AND EVERY ONE OF, mY GOOD GOOD FRIENDS, oH GOD THREE MINUTES NOW, hAPPY #fRIENDSHIPfRIDAY, eVERYONE!
Hotel continental breakfast for breakfast.
One last one for the night. I'm pretty spent. But these jammies are very comfy. https://i.imgur.com/wvVWxk9.jpeg #nsfw
spinning in my dress right now to see if i'll fly away
i should build a hammock by the pool near my cabin except the frogs are loud as fuck right now so im not sure how relaxing it would really be but a hammock sounds nice right now
https://64.media.tum8lr.c0m/6238ef810d87033848046ae53da87e72/8ecce1909e942e85-a3/s1280x19tvw0/e158a372971129d3efc303089013dce308f5e971.jpg
Is there actually 8loodsport occurring, or is it another one of those disappointing occasions where someone gets crucified 8ut then 8ecomes immedi8tely resurrected, making the whole interest and risk pointless. #violence
if i took a shot 4 everytime di stri talked about that yaoi panel he went to id be in the hopital #substance
i have been granted unfath0mable p0wer. be afraid. 0u0
glub #glubposting
Glub!!! 38) #glubposting
thII2 VVeb2IIte contaIIn2 po2t2. and 2ome of em? VVell 2ome of em mIIght have content. crazy rIIght? #vaguepo2tIIng
i MAY HAVE GOTTEN, a LITTLE SLAP HAPPY, lAST MORNING, tO BE CLEAR, tHAT WAS NOT ACTUALLY A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL, aND i'M NOT GOING TO MAKE, tHE COOKIES i MENTIONED,,, eXCEPT MAYBE FOR jOHN, hMM,,,
T)(at's w)(at I'm glubbing about. A )(aunted --Eart)( C mall wit)( a sceance is perc)(fect.
)(i Aradia! A gill's nig)(t out sometime would be great, rig)(t? I'm t)(inking tacos and g)(ost )(unting. 38)
i will be signing a cØntract. if my pØsting changes. that is why. :)
thanks if you see hundreds of open graves know its where im at
(I have great disdain for many of you but please sleep an appropriate amount of time. Some of you plebeians don't sink into your slime and shows)<
abso fuckin lutely normally i aint one for powwwwowws of any sort ill make this one exception but stay OUTSIDE OF THE ORPHICE
vaguely normal
D --> %cuse me for not properly tagging my previous heavy, solid and well respected #bars
https://cdn.imgch3st.com/fil3s/bb2db95b4ac7.png #nsfw #<iol3nc3
[Stream clip (_)ploaded] https://file.garden/adJRc6HbeHbt7Y(_)I/yoga%20throw.png #nsfw
c< a reNderiNg errOr Has Occurred, please, gO fucK yOurself >c
trust me. you don't wanna know. i didnt wanna know and now i know but you dont wanna know. i wish i didnt know. but i do, and you do not wanna know.
wvhat the hell did I miss? Why is @aeneasCaldarium in jail? did he #notgay to close to the sun?
@pragmaticCoordinator let our cat compose a chit too.
1t w4s 3xtr3m3ly 34sy to c4tch h1m h3 stood 4bsolut3ly no ch4nc3, btw. >:]
at the end of everything hold onto anything video game quote ive been wanting 2 share all day but had no good reason prolly would have been great before chittr went down 4 a bit
rn i gotta keep most of my preserved bugs hidden or too high up for my kid to notice cause his ass will fully try to eat them if im not careful
i have got to get nicer. again!
ohh. cute!!!
@dynamicFlo+wfields squirms in the mo+st ado+rable way when yo+u flirt with her. Every lady here sho+uld give it a go+.
i am happy with my boundaries #myboundaries
got a decent amount of bones and pinned bugs now maybe i should move into getting more wet specimens
I think you could look cute with one. I digress.
What about Nepetaverse?
◥▶◀◤ —> Neighbe I am good enough. Neighbe not. What I do know is that there is a 12% off discount on protein powder at my gym.
sorry chittr i bumped the server while zapping about!
sorry guys i was eating a bit of data and ate the wrong thing
Good morning!
Coffee
II totally want two 2ee iit'2 bone222222222222
if you die you dont have to file your taxes dream bubble economy is functionally just neopets economy
Concept: going to a bar far from town in an outfit nothing like our regular sense of style and pretending to be other people entirely. Could be fun.
Forgot about this for a short while. Um, shout out lesbians?
Trollbama, give me the State of New York and I won't reshape the coast into a perfect line.
I LovE WheN My GummieS MelT TogetheR To ForM AtrocitieS LikE ThiS https://i.ytimg.com/vi/n4Ft4WDA3oU/sddefault.jpg
Saw somebody do a crime just now. That's what you call Detecting.
I apologize but I must defeat the President.
grubcrackers an wwine from the ultra vvinophilic black vvolcanic soils a troll mount etna
// thinking about the artemis II mission again and crying SO MUCh.
3833 < I'll probably host my own party somewhere down the line. > 3833 < I don't think I'm ready to wear a swimmy around strangers yet... > 3<833
please do!
i should do more gatherings. preferably with stuff to do beyond the old standby.
i am ignØring. that i said i wØuld kill her and myself.
i am sØ nice. i have nØt tØld future self. tØ gØ cull herself yet.
Berries: Collected ꫂ❁ie: Imminent Old Man: Jolly ❣︎
@cuttlefishCrusher is no longer on self imposed being nice duties. please be ready for her to say funny mean stuff again. :P
>> as 1ong as they st¡11 1¡ke ¡t, 100%
This is my contribution to #tittytuesday. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1071987935760633859/1091054764940337283/image.png?ex=69df252e&is=69ddd3ae&hm=9462e323983e90df3918a193f4558e133c8cb636ffe78a44cf85c3bf06ac5095& ((Gift art from my friend Bunny. I will update this when they give me their @ .
#pillowfort https://i.imgur.com/X15lAOW.jpeg
S0 called "flarpers" when pe0ple are actually interested in fatal live acti0n r0leplay
♰ always ♰
Likewise.
2he'2 biig enough for both of u2 two u2e her a2 furniiture, what do you 2ay? a2 for fiindiing the new 2peciie2 of prehii2toriic troll, you got thii2 giirl! ju2t gotta diig iin the riight place and get 2ome luck.
I very much so identify as asexual, and yet, frequently engage myself in certain salacious activities. I do not personally gain much, if anything, from these endeavors. However, I include them in my "Acts of Service" love language. I have found many enjoy my broad dismissal of their existence.
ye2 the an2wer ii2 ye2 II have a dream a dream of u2iing @theDemone22 a2 furniiture. what are your liife goal2?
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ If it's for the entertainment of the other party, don't see why not. ]
1 WOULD L1K3 FRONT ROW S34TS TO TH3 #3R1D4NW4R
i found bones while wandering the furest and i feel bad but i really want to collect them and take them with me >X3 i think it was a purrson though
FUCK MARRY KILL. KILL BEFORUS. MARRY NONE. CARE FOR HUMANS WITH LOVE.
im just looking through them with awe
httꫂ❁s://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7f0edae2c94d.ꫂ❁NG ꫂ❁robably not the wisest thing in the world, but...it's not like I haven't already attached my face to my account! I never know how to ꫂ❁ose for ꫂ❁ictures haha ^^; ❣︎
trains are AMAZING and everyone should love them
the bone2 wiill alway2 wiin out and you know iit 💀
You should.
you 2ould probably have more fun wiith theiir bone2
hello, chittr users! im so happy to meet you. my name is aradia megido and i am a witch. my interests include dead things, hiking, and indiana jones! this account will touch on #nsfw topics, #gore, #death, and things like that, so i will not mind if you dont interact with me! either way, i am so happy to be here!
cuddling with gidget and watching the corpse bride. all is right in the world <3
Who is this post referring to, you ask. Obviously, it is you. The girl reading this.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ theres penor my god #vaguepost ]
There are so many Damaras/Handmaids here I feel like they can all team up and break everyone's legs
lets hear it for violent women! lets hear it for women's wrongs!
PE0PLE 0F THE WEBSITE WHICH MY H0RRIBLE B0SS SLASH CAPT0R SLASH ABUSIVE WARDEN HAS BEEN SPENDING T00 MUCH TIME 0N. I AM PR0UD T0 ANN0UNCE THAT THEY HAVE #LETMECHITT. THANK Y0U. OKAY. EN0UGH BEING NICE. I’M G0ING T0 BE S0 FUCKING 0BN0XI0US. I HAVE A LIST 0F RULES HE GAVE ME T0 BREAK IMMEDIATELY AND WITH0UT HESITATI0N.
f0r @w0eg0thic https://file.garden/acvcrw-lgd3f0fzc/my-image.png
dANG,
dAmN... tHe fUcKiNg sTaIrS..
(But also, please remember Tax Day is right around the corner.)
i am so smooth i did nawt almsof compare the guy im flritin with 2 shrek
... something knocked over some trees in the woods near my place.
i¶forgive¶you¶being¶a¶ghoul¶is¶pretty¶cool¶actually
[[ If Demoness hates your post it's her way of showing she "likes" you since all she can feel is hatred. ]]
you kno im noticin a theme here where people be situation me right smack at the bottom of these FMK tierlists and 1 i only did somefin to like four a you so far and 2 at least put serket after me
i hate him. he sees my pØsts. and makes me clean the manØr again. at least let me smØke befØre i have tØ dust the tØp Øf the fridge again.
its janeys bday tomorrow n i made her the coolest effin gift ever (thank u rose 4 the sewing lessons <333) [A picture follows: Roro holding a handmade Jane plush, carefully stiched together. It's wearing a red apron, a dress in Jane's signature blue and it has a big red spoon in its hand.]
i havnt posted a new selfie in a long time now...
FAIR ENOUGH. EVEN IF NOT MINE. SPREAD DESTRUCTION WHEN CAN.
WH4T!!
BAH. WHATEVER. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/CDBE885C9165.PNG #SELFIE #SUGGESTIVE #NSFW ISH
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Let's up the ante a little bit We Will All Go Together When We Go https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e3764b5b66b3.png #sheetmusicsunday #3billionhunksofwelldonesteak 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
We listen and we do not judge. Macrophilia and Microphilia. I could exhaust the contents of every known size-difference centric repository throughout the span of human knowledge to justify this fetish of mine. I could appeal to logic, to the axiomlike truth of "more is more" and "bigger leaves your hands and heart less empty". But instead, I have procured a diagram for each of your conveniences. Hopefully this turns heads, hearts, and minds to my way of thinking: https://i.imgur.com/7E5peRw.png #NSFW #Macrophilia #Microphilia #Giantess #Shrink #Growth #SizeDifference #AssFocus #AnalFocus #WeListenAndWeDoNotJudge
i have actually enjoyed cake once.
https://msparp.chat/backyardbash alright! my little get together should be plenty ready, try not to be too crazy this is my actual backyard. :B
this B-EAC)( deadass pulled up with a hammer the size a my lusus just to beat me yo smh #embarrassin nvm da braids ill fix em up later @ectoBiologist#6844 #meenahmemoriam https://64.media.tumblr.com/3ae4ad2e9392a2f9e4d153b4a2ef8661/b5cc23915fc8f329-53/s1280x1920/80bfe83a03adaf7a3ece4cde5f04de331e0d0687.jpg
look i’m not saying this app was a desert before i got here but the humidity just spiked about forty percent because the funk has officially entered the building.
I NEED TO BE ABLE TO RECHITT REPLIES. #ANDQUOTECHITTS #INMYDREAMS #IWOULDBENUKINGYOUFROMORBIT
you accidentally injur urself with the handle of a cheese grater ONE TIME and NO ONE will let you live it down! #gore it was a really minkr cut but it did bleed
One g00d thing ab0ut chittr is it finally gives @equiusZahhak a dislike butt0n
WH4T 4 RUSH
hi everyone! remember to pet your local doggy girls :)
everythiing make2 perfect logiical 2en2e now that II have 2een thii2 chiitt.
{{ Day off. Watered my plants. Made myself some coffee and a snack and sitting watching my love play Trollcraft. Everything is right in the world. Blessed be. }}
http2://cdn.iimgche2t.com/fiile2/cf49c82ace68.png #trollregontraiil
@apocalyp2eArii2en#6842 you have come down wiith typhoiid but have not diied yet @trendyGno2talgiic you broke your leg, but you are 2tiill aliive @tentacleTherapii2t#7214 you are exhau2ted II have 2et the pace two 2low, and the meal2 two fiilliing and II am goiing two go hunt 2ome grubbalo 2o we don't run out of ratiion2. #trollregontraiil
ii 2uppo2e that make2 2en2e that iit would work that way. II would not want two aliienate anyone or make advance2 of love or hate toward2 2omeone who ii2 not al2o liike miinded fiir2t. thank you for the trollregon traiil death, you 2hould have 2tarted the game a2 the troll banker, but iit'2 fun two try and 2urviive wiith the odd2 2tacked agaiin2t you. #trollregontraiil
iit feel2 weiird two piick anyone at all for any of tho2e thiing2 two be hone2t, II faiil two 2ee the poiint, ju2t a wa2te of energy.
here how abt trollbama trolltony hawk annddddddddddd troll edward cullen
I love the name.
feeling #silly
😱😱
wait can i share some sheet music 4 #sheetmusicsunday cause i have a shit ton of sheet music this is just what i could find on short notice https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1438444754022043650/1492955012811329607/20260412_122903.jpg?ex=69dd3634&is=69dbe4b4&hm=0450b1a0e1c012c11f012699cbedcabf197797ec967fc60978164bed5730dfd9&
#sheetmusicsunday #nonudessunday https://i.imgur.com/ghfpUh7.png
i had to wash dishes and i was thinking. what if we didn't have to wash dishes ever again? like make a device that washes the dishes for you. pretty cool concept, i think.
i guess im an electric type now ...i should totally see if i can find jake >:)
:33 < thats a purretty good run! i'm okay with that :33 < i pawlways thought i'd be killed by a purredator. :33 < but i am really that good of a hunter huh?
POINT OF ORDER! IT IS MY BIRTHDAY 🎂
i mean i s⸳rt ⸳f d⸳... weird psychics make d⸳ i guess. 🤷♀️
tHE WALL MAY JUST, nOT SURVIVE YOU, iS ALL,
😯😯🪲
i HAD A DREAM THAT, i WAS GOING TO ADVENTURE SCHOOLFEEDING AND, i WAS A COOL ASSASSIN BUILD AND, hAD BEETLES THAT COULD FLY ME AROUND,
i'm jeal.us .f gh.sts_ s.metimes i just d.n't wanna be perceived_
https://media1.tenor.com/m/t0gkGMRKmu0AAAAC/ok-nice-grafic.gif
It's a tragedy that if you try to bark and woof at the same time, you'll barf.
I HAVE MET ONE (1) UNCOOL DAMARA. THE BLOCK BUTTON IS A TRUSTED SIDEARM.
:33< im what is known fur and wide as a kitty
aight just spent the light wit a human 4 da first time eva an it was fun i seen it now
(( shitposter's sorrow, i'll paragraph tomorrow. writer's delight, i'll be thinking tonight ))
vaguepost this vaguepost dat how boat we start sayin what we say with our whole bass C)(-EST say that shit so loud an disruptive people gotta block you boat it. life too short to be postin vague
WE ALL KNOW YOU DONT ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT THE HEMOSPECTRUM. JUST LET LOOSE AND LIVE FOR ONCE, LET THAT GOGFORSAKEN NOOKSTICK FALL OUT OF YOUR FUCKING ASS.
hehe, never met one who wasn't!
damara is so cool 0v0
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 cant say for sure but this is https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b85559accfea.png #suggestive #whips #lips #welts #violence 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
you're a genius aradia!! sending them over as we speak
i would prefer to there break them myself.
whenever someone talks about themself to me, i feel so happy . . . likeyes!! i'm listening!! do you wanna be friends!? you'reso interesting and cool im so happy... /ᐠ> <マ #positivitymaxxing
doing some gardening right now. anyone want a free plant?
kultfarming gimmick 0fficially retired until i think 0f a funnier 0ne.
D --> Oh, I see D --> I think I would die in a more noble manner however D --> I mean I already did the dying for no reason thing once
D --> The album cover is great
Many cueballs to here break. I look forward to it.
JUST WOKE UP. CAN'T GO BACK TO SLEEP. HI CHITTR.
Hmmm.. To 3ngag3m3nt bait po2t, to po2t bad jok32, or to gu2h about Rox on main 2om3 mor3... It2 2o hard to think of good thing2 to po2t wh3n I cant b3 3dgy and 2hitpo2t my way to r3l3vanc3
My friend was right. I simply need to kill him. #vaguepost
oKAY, yAY! tHANK YOU,
Incredible news.
￣\ might not be alive tomorrow can i get one today /￣
￣\ epic /￣
nO i AM, sERIOUSLY ASKING,
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ g- oh shut up . ]
iS THIS, aUTOBIOGRAPHICAL?
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ rustblood smoking: "You know when I was performing my trials, you were ascending. Isn't that weird?" older jadeblood at the bar: "please put that out on me" #nsfw ]
Fuckin flarp3r2 man lmaoo
https://i.postimg.cc/fLX5ZJX4/what-the-fuck.png (( I cannot post this in character because SHE WOULDN'T DO THIS, but this is what @orphanerDualscar and Mindfang's DM's exchanges feel like half the time they talk. ))
maybe a #strife would do somethin to jostle my brain back into working order
Whats y0ur guys fav0urite p0siti0n? Edit: SLEEPING
✿ maybe 𖧧here 𖥧s s❦me❦ne up ab❦ve, w𖥧𖧧h h❦w 𖧧hey reach ❦u𖧧 s❦ eagerly 𖧧here mus𖧧 be. 𖥧 𖧧h𖥧nk 𖧧he 𖧧erm was b❦dy h❦rr❦r ✿
glyb 🤗🤗🤗
We should all never post again and just let Casey be the center of attention, that's my wisdom.
oh shit right ive got lunch with jade! shoot shoot shoot.
🥺🥰🤗🤗🤗🦎🔜👊✋🐜🐛🐜🐛🐜🐛
🎂🥳🥳🥳🎉🎉
> Rankmaid > Bronya > Damara > Mindfang > Larkso #vagueposting
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/darlindoodle32.png ]
i feel like i could eat an entire pizza myself right now
((youre literally so real for this))
i'm actually an #alpha y0u just have t0 ign0re the severe depressi0n and the bip0lar and the anxiety and the mild brain damage and the chr0nic pain and the 0cd intrusive th0ughts and the way sunlight makes me sneeze s0metimes.
that's the best argument i've heard s0 far, AA.
Lore + About Karkat "Fuse" Vantas Karkat works on an Imperial Freighter as a Janitor and engineer. His job is mostly janitorial, but he's learned a lot about engineering while in space and due to being short-staffed. He fled Alternian after an uncomfortable encounter with Eridan that would have put him in a dangerous situation as a mutuant. Karkat's timeline takes place after winning his game's events, getting memories replaced and reset, and continuing their normal lives (Think of Sburb as Jumanji.) He has context for enough things to follow along for a conversation, but not enough to really understand the game or godtiers or anything. He knows of the humans and remembers friendships, but nothing much beyond that. He's busy all the time and works basically full-time, and he doesn't really have friends anymore. He's essentially abandoned all his important relationships. ooc: @kingGreed
n0, why w0uld i d0 that?
i feel like i've been asleep f0r tw0 days. did i miss anything imp0rtant 0n here 0r can i g0 back t0 sleep?
good morning guys. :)
As lo+ng as I o+nly check replies to+ my po+sts when I wake up and no+t any po+st anyo+ne else has made, I tend to+ have a better time when I first wake up and check Chittr.
Standing up straight on this office chair like a rebel right now. I could fall any second now, but you only live once. #nsfw
If anyone gets )(urt, I'm your gill. 38)
I'VE ONLY SEEN MANY OF THE SAME ALTS OF MY OLD FRIENDS SO FAR - ERIDAN - ARADIA - EQUIUS - NEPETA - VRISKA I WON'T HATE SEEING SOME OTHERS, MORE TOO. KANAYA, SOLLUX, TAVROS, GAMZEE, FEFERI, TEREZI. MAYBE IT'S JUST NOSTALGIA BECAUSE I LEFT ALTERNIA PRETTY FAST AND DIDN'T GET TO SAY MY GOODBYES, SO I DO MISS MY FRIENDS.
thank fuck
ERIDAN NUMBER 3 GO FUCK YOURSELF. HTTPS://64.MEDIA.TUMBLR.COM/EA4861C375B264E968B789247677C0FC/67B293880BC4B94E-2C/S400X600/27DC921C15C29013B0816EB2D70BE036010C51C7.PNG
)(ow would I get Aradia pregnant? 38? #glubposting #nsfw ?
((ooc: There will be a discord server and a parp chat for both. I am disclosing if you join the server please be kind to everyone there! Bad blood? Chill it for the fun of the event or switch the parp chat!))
#CHILISTRIP ANYONE CAN COME TO URBAN EXPLORING. AND BECAUSE WE'LL PROBABLY BE EXPLORING EMPTY TOWNS AND BUILDINGS, I'LL HAVE PROPER GEAR READY JUST IN CASE, BECAUSE WELL. I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO DIE OR SUFFOCATE IN A BUILDING WITH DEAD AIR. OR FALL AND DIE OR SOMETHING STUPID. AGAIN YOU ARE WELCOME TO JOIN.
i support #womenswrongs
:33< im gonna be clawnest and vulnpurrable with mew all right nyow :33< *the mighty huntress takes off her cat hat and looks at mew with big sad wet eyes* :33< im kitty
May the tidyngs of Night bryng you more Joy! :D
Goode Evening to those who wish to Celebrate another glorious night. And merely a Dismissyve Grunt to the rest, I suppose.
Still lying in on my comfort slab. Its so glubbing soft. #saturday
I make s)(ore I bask in t)(e s)(allow surf to let t)(e sand exfoliate my skin. I )(AV--E to use a dingle)(opper to ply any knots my )(air's gotten. And most of all, I )(AV--E to descend to t)(e depts to enjoy a seep sea CRUS)(ING PR--ESSUR--E soak after.
Fronds in t)(e air and wave t)(em like you just don't care!
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ ...The moon is up. Beautiful as ever. ]
oh my god she threww me into the fuckin bonfire i just remembered
good evvenin wwretched reprobates
Next time t)(ere's a #bonfire I'll need to bring ideas for campfire songs.
☤———Those among yo⛎︎ prof☤c☤ent ☤n the arts of “hack☤ng” and “excess☤ve alcohol cons⛎︎mpt☤on” are beg☤nn☤ng to garner my favor.———⛎︎
send this man t0 the bulge expl0si0n chamber.
Today's lazy on slab positive affirmation. Repeat after me. 'I owe myself rest.'
I would imagine your when and how are a bit more... voluntary than my own but nevertheless a time travelers work is never done no?
How are you all tonight? I've been here and there. Then and now. Always keeping busy.
GOOD EVENING CHITTR. AFTER HAVING TAKEN IT UNDER EXTENSIVE ADVISEMENT, I HAVE DECIDED TO FINALLY CREATE AN ACCOUNT TO HAVE A PLATFORM ON WHICH TO ADVERTISE FROND-CRAFTED ARTISAN GOODS FOR PURCHASE. I AM COMPETENT IN MOST TEXTILE CRAFTS, ASIDE FROM TAILORING, WHICH I AM ONLY PROFICIENT IN INSOFAR AS MENDING GARMENTS GOES. I WILL BE LISTING PIECES SPORADICALLY, BUT IF THERE IS ANY PARTICULAR CRAFT YOU HAVE SPECIAL INTEREST IN, YOU ARE MORE THAN WELCOME TO REPLY TO THIS POST TO REQUEST EXAMPLES. THANK YOU. #SMALLBUSINESS #FIBRECRAFTS #TEXTILES
when theyre small enough to fit perfectly in your lap ^///0///^ (tags: kyaaaa, size difference, be normal rankmaid-sensei, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
i believe i will be residing within these walls until the space has been redistributed.
自撮りするね。 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/862193028792844288/1035405928293486602/damzula_1_dead_version.png?ex=69db1bea&is=69d9ca6a&hm=eb79547acfff6ec727aa1f130dafda54f3e208fa71edef67632d21041072f4d8&
i d<o> n<o>t <o>ften think <o>f what c<o>mes after death in pertinence t<o> myself, i <o>nly h<o>pe that th<o>se wh<o> meet their ends find it t<o> be satisfact<o>ry.
Why hath all the Salons shuttered their doors? What is Trollbucks? I need a coffee served fresh by a teal wythout her legislacerator's license and Lusus Issues, Posthaste!
today i found out sum humans reely be where its at
oh wait thats really smart
yes i think id want to be a person not noticing as well 0v0
𓆙.eb꠹ ite 𓁹‿𓁹
social battery fuckin obliterated btw yall will NAWT b seein me out in public fr the next 5-10 business days at LEAST
concept: swimming in the pool at a party with them, so many people around laughing and partying their arms wrapped around you close, feeling their breath on your neck as you both talk to friends and watch the liveliness of the get together continue on feeling their hands slip under the water to push your bottoms aside, grabbing their wrist to stop them with a shocked laugh "no one will notice" they mumble against your neck quietly, pulling you closer into their lap as you slowly relinquish your grip you really hope no one does (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #bonfireparty, #rankworks, #nsfw, exhibitionism, public pailing, pool pailing, unmentioned quads, dont get caught, archive rating: M)
everyone loves my soft feathers and standoffish nature
Aradia gets what I want in this party F I R E #bonfire
i AM STICKING WITH tAVROS, fOR NOW i THINK, bUT, i HAVE BEEN THINKING ON A FEW, eHEHE,
i DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS BUT, sOMEHOW i IMAGINE THAT, i AM ONE,
latinas.
okay yeah that helped.
gotta say? i forgot fighting could be fun. i also did not realize just how much my god tier is a equalizer against some people. like. i woulda been TOAST without it.
IGNORE ALL PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS. FIRE DEATH LASER AT THE #GREENMOON.
Now that Aradia has restored my virginity, I can begin the process of becoming a nun. Surely there is one church that will take me.
biting int0 a pack 0f newp0rts f0r lunch as a p0ur an entire paps blue ribb0n int0 my humidifier.
エリダンがピエロの格好をしているのが、なぜそんなに大騒ぎになるのか、私にはさっぱり分からない。彼はずっとピエロだったんだ。
🐁 i like mouse emoji a lot
((Actually gonna go ahead and pin this so anybody in the future can know they can message me or reply to me about it
((hey by the way because I’ve done/interacted with more nsfw/suggestive stuff on this account than I ever expected, and the nature of Scratch as a character, please lmk if it makes anybody uncomfortable and I’ll tone it down in the public space at the very least
I think it's time I start actually trying to kill some Eridans here there is no hope for them
(( https://msparp.chat/bonfireparty# #bonfireparty just in case anyone was lookin for the link and didn't wanna scroll all the way down to it!! ))
どんな鞭の技？
i too am curious about the tricks!
i juet got used to being me!
Guys can we just kill that eridan already
i literally feel like i should eat food sometimes so i do and then later i literally feel like im done with it so i get rid of it but then it starts all over again. water too. its crazy idk whats wrong with me haha
DRINKING MY WATER. THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME.
don't worry, i always get my daily water intake.
I'm a geist That really likes t0 p0lter My dance m0ves just sacrificed The entire altar I'm a geist That g0es with the zeit When everything is pumpkin-spiced I kn0w I'll be alright #lyricsp0sting
idm any of the thematic fridays at least it aint eridan week anymore
Rules were made to+ be bro+ken.
The entire discography of an artist of your choosing 8ecause I'm generous like that!
oh, good, that savEs mE somE troublE. thank you.
Going to pir8 twice as hard just for making me see this shit.
o my god calmasis can see all the chits where i was losing my fucking GOURD over calmasis!!!! FUUUUCK
Brie, Lentils, and Turkey. It doesn't sound appetizing, but it works.
Currently the weather is set to be... alright.
Something wicked this way 'comes' is an obvious joke to make that I will only do so in self-analytical jest. Frankly, I would assume it is an open of something horrible happening to balance out the karmic metric ton that I was delivered.
meow meow prrr prrr!! ::3
You know it's a good morning when there's multiple Aradias online.
castfake as a limebl00d. bec0me ung0vernable.
aint participatin on dis freaky nonsense today i gotta fight sonemone plus W)(Y would i wanna be anyone else duh #freakyfriday my bass
Apologies for not updating on my creature in a few days. I will say, the experiment is going wonderfully! My husband should be completed soon. #gore #bodyhorror I guess.
always keep em guessing. never be the same kind 0f weird twice.
:33< those are the best!!!
SKIPPING BREAKFAST. IT’S NEVER TOO EARLY TO START #FREAKYFRIDAY ACTIVITIES.
:33< im meowing at all of mew until i get one billion pets
Starting this #freakyfriday right. https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/20/177b0984c0cf65b4d359eeb7d60498a8dfe2eeca.png #nsfw #yuriposting
thanks cant wait to make it their problem
my entire weak has been freaky! too freaky! this is why im all antsy aaagh.
instant unbreakable bond
in the spirit 0f freaky friday i will bec0me hinged.
listening and learning!
:33 < https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/754d99cc1ad6.jpg
Silliness and tomfoolery posting. https://preview.redd.it/cargo-space-v0-w4y5n0m5e7p41.png?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=9f581bb29e1592f21679aada6dd6f930cbf2d0d5
im so happy that you have punned at me but also want to pout a bunch about the circimstances.
:33< dear margret... :33< i hope this email blows mewr tits clean off... :33< #nsfw ish