♦ pitied by @featherfulSybil
Where TF did my prosthetic arm go!!!!!!!!
=oXO i think its a good time to start searching for my new friends, friends who they got split up from again¡ we,re going to try a different angle this time' i still don,t know what they were all running from and i,m too scared to ask''' but that,s okay whatever it is hopefully it never finds us¡ or um them i guess i just also do not want to get tangled up in something awawa =oXO
Wow that is a llot of llust on the timelline. It isn't even llate night yet. #nsfw
Just remembered I still must needs cllean up the absollute wreck of a garden that I supposedlly tend. It is such a disaster.
I try to be patient with the cllowns. They are victims, too. So bllind and naive to that fact though they are. But conversing with them... makes the phantom wounds of my finall night reopen. The spears re-embed themsellves in my fllesh, and I hear the festivall music of the cllowns of a bygone age, dancing around my barelly-lliving-effigy. And in those moments, it feells as though she is gone again. I hate cllowns. #viollence.
When did this sword become chipped. I quite lliked this one...
CHITTR REFRESHEd IM MOTHERFUCKING LOSING IT LET ME RETYPE MY WHOLE CALIGINOUS dRIPPING CHIT I SUPPOSE
i'm the most alcoholic jade and i wear that like a badge of honor :)
Yes, like the .. Wwait, are you.. 🤡? (is that rude to ask?)
there are dowvnsides to finding some of my alts funny. 😔
I miss my wifeᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ
[⚙︎ Sometimes I swear I'm on the verge of becoming diurna|. ⚙︎]
>> That ડoundડ great!! ¡'m do¡ng okay ¡ th¡nk, ¡'m not ડure honeડt1y!
>> H¡ ડyb¡1 !! How have you been? <(￣︶￣)>
>> ¡ hard1y even ડ1ept, why doeડ my body dec¡de ¡t'ડ t¡me for me to be awake? Crue1. Un¡mag¡nab1e crue1ty.
i normally do not say any badwords!! but... this bitch has my tamagotchi i lost!!
may i say something unmirthful this evening
what would rot within me after my human half perishes... My vampiric lineage or this incurable malady?...
This training shit is every day!? https://file.garden/aMb2VC837xleVX2F/folder%20for%20chittr%20stuffs/ouroboros.jpg
#ItWouldntBeThatBigOfADeal #ButThePressureChanges #HaveBeen #CRAZY #Lately #LetMeOutOfMyPrison
sources are telling me this many "mood swings" in a week is probably "not great" but i say what are you talking about you sound crazy right now
★ w★rrior shouldn't be so e★sily flustered. I will be bene★th ★ w★terf★ll should you need me.
**rahhhh** I Need To Destress, I Swear To The Messiahs Ii Cannot Handle Another Subjug Getting Here, And Saying "oh My Dear Angel Of The Church Can You Do This Do That And This And That And That" Sometimes I Wish I Could Just Frigginnnn Leaavee Ugh :o)
-=[ x-) myyy baka chud lifei ccanrbelieve i missed yyuri watchi n gg ghghh i tripped ovver my cablles and laidd in the hallway instyead_☺]=-
Back In My Box, No Troll Nicolas Cage. #larkdoodles #mybox #positive #positive #positive #positive #positive https://i.imgur.com/h2ivuyc.png
Having f(=)ur arms is inc(=)nv=ni=nt and c(=)nv=ni=nt at th= sam= tim=. B=caus= h=y y(=)u hav= m(=)r= r(=)(=)m t(=) multitask but y(=)u can bar=ly find any t(=)ps that suit y(=)u.
sOrry i can’t cOme tO the nearby party, the sinkhOle next tO my hive is grOwing parasites
gAmBy wOrKeD ToDaY. gAmBy wAs eLbOwEd bY A GuEsT. tHe gUeSt bRoKe tHeIr eLbOw oN GaMbY'S FoReHeAd. :o( GaMbY FeElS BaD.
I NOTICED THAT MY KULL SCORE IS MUCH HIGHER THAN THE KULT ONE... YOU ARE ALL JUST A BUNCH OF MOTHERFUCKING HATERS. EVERY TIME YOU HATE MY POSTS THIS IS WHO YOURE HATING ON!!!!!!! FUUUUUUCKKKKK YOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://file.garden/ZdhOA5zmo3pLm2UJ/fandom/cooeur/gh.png
Remember earlier when people were talking about how sexy they think hyponosis is. It was a flash in the pan in the ongoings of chittr, but it was certainly something. Imagine being so blissfully unawares.
mAss wAs AlrIght tOnIght, bUt I cOUdln't thInk strAIght I mUst bE UndEr A cUrsE, Or sOmEthIng sImIlAr, mEssIAhs prOtEct mE
Sometimes I Feel Bad For My New Followers. Usually They Aren't Aware That I #freakpost, Especially Since I've Calmed Down In That Regard Recently. #nsfw
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8=D < The relative isolation of my bubble has been good for me. I have gotten plenty of work done. However, it likely has also stunted me in some ways. Time is a difficult concept to wrap my head around right now.
He hates me he wants me to die he wants my legs to never work again he is only giving me 30 seconds between sets Can someone PLEASE call Bella Hadid
8=D < How violent.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/402d005579ff.png G4M3RG1LRL DD0WN
>fuck the hunger games im entering the troll squid games >don’t know why they couldn’t just call it seadweller games >the fuck is a squid
((sorry for the anticlimactic ending i literally dont know what the fuck happened to the website
also rip to the entire City of haCkenslash. you were probably 6reat before whatever the fuCk 6ot your entire existenCe burned to ashes.
i cant fuckin B-ELI-EV-E i didnt efin get KILL-ED i just randomly bled out thats so lame
Imagine a poor, sad little (6'2) maroon blood being dragged by the leg to the gym by a slightly larger, bulkier maroon. There are clawmarks in the floor in this scenario in your mind palace.
naut efin fucking with you guys here the website broke and reset the session https://i.postimg.cc/pL65dJtS/image-2026-05-12-184136157.png
[NA] is now online! walked into my non-euclidean plot corridor, and it took me to this weird terminal thing? i'm spectating this ceruleanblood troll, what should i do?
!!! IF YOU LISTEN TO WHAT @alpacalipsArise SAYS SHE WILL 100% MAKE YOU HAVE AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS !!!
I have been forbidden from dissociating in peace.
when myhusband died i tossed.all his stupid machine. why are there more dumb machines. NO MORE WOOD DUST.!
been getting the faint scent arf something inorganic around my den, sulfuric and acrid bark also baring a light hint arf green apple? I must stay on guard, just in case...𓆝 𓆟 𓆞
HE BLEEDS BROWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! over and out!
<action; statement input; statement: the head technician is back after i bit two of his touchnubs off |ast cyc|e input; statement: he has been monitoring me extreme|y c|ose|y input; statement: especia||y a|| the code that my pan is running input; statement: it has been difficu|t to find any chance to use chittr without getting caught />
"= oh shit why am i awake. i just looked outside. it is. way too fucking bright #my #eyes. ="
some dude wiTh a round, whiTe head posTed some coords here. gonna check whaT The biznaTch is all abouT.
man i fuckin suck at swordkind what da fuck its so much lighter than 2x3dent dam thing keeps flyin outta my frond like a bar of soap 38/
(you can't see strings that bind us all. bright white. it's important to know your place in the universe.)
Just realized my hive is 1/4” bigger on the inside than on the outside but I have a job so IDRC about that right now.
no professional Courier bad6e, feelin' like i'm oversteppin', *and* the timeline's weird as heCk?? maybe i ou6hta just hit the Cupe for now..! >︵<
Pity for 1 water balloon like for 5 water balloons tag someone to throw
BATTER UP < I REMEMBER IT LIKE IT WAS JUST YESTERDAY. THE MOMENT I WAS OLD ENOUGH TO HOLD A BAT, MY LUSUS SAID "SEND IT TO THE EMPRESS, BOY", AND I BLEW THAT SHIT SKY FUCKING HIGH. SPACE HIGH, EVEN. SOME PEOPLE ARE EVEN SAYING THAT BALL IS STILL UP THERE IN ORBIT. TO THIS DAY I STILL CHASE THAT FEELING. THE SOUND OF A PITIFUL BALL CRACKING AGAINST MY ALMIGHTY BAT. > HOMERUN
(\ /) dizzy.
ω I SŴŴEAR I AM GΩING TΩ TURN SΩMEΩNE INTΩ PASTE.
HEAD MATRIARCJH WONT LET US COME. #FIGHTNIGHT. NAPTIME. :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
...if i sleep any longer we risk much worse so i would very not like to...
🐾alrighty, Note to self... No clowN jokes, NothiN' 'boUt the mooNs aNd restaUraNts, aNd stick to shorter form jokes. yeeoUch! that last oNe missed the mark hard! there's always Next time at least, hehe,
I believe that if the lꨄ︎ve is real, a crush will never leave yꨄ︎u even if yꨄ︎u never cꨄ︎nfrꨄ︎nt yꨄ︎ur interest! ^///^ I hꨄ︎pe that the sensatiꨄ︎n ꨄ︎f the memꨄ︎ry eats yꨄ︎u alive ꨄ︎r repeats in dreams because lꨄ︎ve is sꨄ︎ pꨄ︎werful like that
id kill someone 4 a croissant w stroberry jam n white chocolate rn
I dO nOt thInk I hAvE bEEn thIs nErvOUs sIncE thE InqUIry IntO my rEvElrIEs On All wrAths dAy. bUt thIs Is A dIffErEnt typE Of nErvOUsnEss. Oh gOOdnEss, thErE ArE flUttErbEAsts In my dIgEstIOn blAddEr....
✨🍭🕷️ ordered fries with my sandwich but the sandwich is big and the fries sit virtually untouched. 5 dead 12 injured. 🕷️🍭✨
It Fee7$ W@y 7@ter In The Evening Th@n It @ctu@77y I$.
☆ fuKK I need new speaKers my old ones blew out and sound liKe hot garbage now☆
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𝓣𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷, How far did I walk last night :/ I can't find the exit and my thigh hurts from the tattoo. Maybe I really will keep walking until my nights off end and I can just walk straight to Oza-Tap. ~ 𝓜𝓼. 𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽
◌ This was, unfortunately, sarcasm. But the positive reception to it did lift my mood. ⧂
Ɏ highblood ma-a-ade me put on one of her dresses a-a-and sa-a-aid i ma-a-ake a-a-a pretty girl. it sounded va-a-aguely mocking but a-a-also it ma-a-ade me feel weird fluttery feelings. does this mea-a-an a-a-anything Ɏ
▲you know that thing you're excited about▼ ▲it sucks or something▼ ▼ugh, its getting harder to be a hater with such low energy...▲
:33 < i have moved on, currently walking around covered in blood. :33 < but a few others are also already so i f33l like i dont stick out too much.
Ɏ i'm seeing ghosts a-a-aga-a-ain. concerning. #fea-a-arposting Ɏ
K--<https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/docscratch.jpg i think im being groomed into joining a cult or something
malleablePersonage is OFFLINE! Reason: phone submerged in slime, automatic logoff.
✿ im in the register, tryin to make change, pocket full of coins and a world full of pain #bars
✐ᝰ I should NOT be hitting the cupe. I SHOULD BE AT THE CLURB. ᝰᝰ
nnervouss. i hheardd. rreflexx ttestingg. ttomorroww. i llikee. rreflexx ttestingg. but ttheyy hhavee. the sshiftyy llookss.
That mid night nap really ate into my shitposting time. I might not meet my quota today.
Okay you guys weren't supposed to like it that fast.
they are ju2t mad at ♊︎t becau2e ♊︎t tore a pa2t careraker"2 leg off w♊︎th ♊︎t2 teeth for fun..
⚇ Colors 11:12 ⚇ “No fear, brothers and sisters, no fear of the waders, the brine-drinkers. There’s no mirth in the sea and no painting the water doesn’t wash off and you’ve got your hands on the righteous shit they won’t ever know. No fear of the waders, for you’re higher than them. You’re higher than anybody.” ⚇
[ec1ecticEngineer iz RER0UTING] [ec1ecticEngineer iz 0N1INE] fuck.
Chat, Himero is doubting his popularity in my dms.
￣\ if you know me you know my answer to the question but i would also ☝️ beat the shit out of another me /￣
Sighs. Caelum is taking out to be tortured again. 😔 Two Casper pull ups coming up.
Сan yoou fucking noot encoourage him under my poosts he can still reply too yoou even thoough i have him bloocked 8/
I need to tear a wild hop8east to shreds with my fangs 8efore I end up committing a crime ໒( ●ܫฺ ●)ʋ
Hold on guys my record keep skipping one second. This joke has been made in conjunction with @aventurineCopycat
°v°~ My anemia is alWays Worse after feeding Dad. I got in trouble at Work because I nodded off at the front desk because I'm so Weak and tired. It's not my fault he needs blood to live. It's not like people are lining up to feed him. >:T What do they Want me to do? ~°v°
wwhatt is aawoooooo
goreglle search ways to God tier without dying
hgg out. of the goo. and a llittlee. nnauseouss.
♯manysouls not ♯worth ♯themeat it ♯inhabits ♯TRAGIC
i dont think i'll ever get used to the timeline hopping, that shit is insane.
hEY WHAT IF WE ALL JUST,,, dON'T WORRY ABOUT IT? iT'LL BE FIIIIIIIINE!
tHE WHAT?
i had to go get a cylinder surgically unstuck from a mini m&ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana gomen for being away yesterday! im a bit woozy still but i will be replying to dms shortly did i miss anything catastrophic (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, rankmaid arisen, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
ssorryy i got sscaredd
#SaySomethingFunnyToMeOrAboutMe #BeingJokinglyMeanIsAGoodAndEasyPlaceToStart
Naptime. I did not really sleep so it is time for that
✐ᝰ Oatmeal and listening to my boss talk for too long for breakfast. ᝰᝰ
I Am Going To Sit In The Shallow End Of The Pool Until The Light Gets Too Bright And I'm Forced Back Inside.
too emotiona lly complex for allard #allard꠹orrythathappened
Before Our Mutual Friend Met His Untimely Demise Terran Was Much Softer. I've Been Harsh On Him But I'm No Saint Either. This Whole Ordeal Is Partially My Fault. #death #violence
CT - keeps bullying me - She - says - it's ironic - to have a - fever - when - I'm so cold - most - of the time >
I had to take Trollbama home last night, so I retired earlier than I usually do.
I hat3 thi2 I hat3 thi2 I hat3 thi2 2till 2tuck out h3r3 and Fight Night 2tart3d fuck m3 2om3on3 knock 2om3on3 th3 fuck out for m3 and r3cord that 2hit pl33333a23
I Lied, I Am Not Normal And Am Still #spiraling. It's Time To Retreat Beneath The Comfort Slab Again.
Don't Worry, If I Am Drifting From You, That Is A Direct Result Of The Disorders I Have. It Is Not Because I Don't Like You. #positive.
⋆｡˚⋆౨ৎ FIGHT NIGHT? PLE୨SE DON'T HURT ME PLE୨SE DON'T HURT ME I BEG PLE୨SE DON'T I WILL TELL EVERYTHING ౨ৎ⋆˚｡⋆
I Have Half Of A Sandwich Waiting For Me. #yearning
HORROR. TERROR EVEN.
i’m higher than a bitch i done tried to tie my shoelaces and i ain’t even own a pair of shoes
T4ST1NG MY SCR33N GOT 4 H1NT OF BL4CK L1COR1C3? 4ND NOW 1'M UPS3T.
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OH MY GOD. THERE ARE SIX BOTTLES OF TROLLQUILA IN HERE WITH ME. WAIT. DID I. NO. NOT AGAIN. #SUBSTANCE
why is my nose more flat than before as well?
NuH uH.
zt0p bu11ying 0r teazing y0ur pi10tz. making them zcared 0r nerv0uz d0ez n0t impr0ve perf0rmance.
So Many Events Tonight. Trying To Choose Feels Like That Torture Method Where Hoofbeasts Run In Every Direction With Your Limbs Tied To Them. #violence #gore
<3-Wtf-someone-just-threw-a-brick-at-me-on-the-freeway.
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guwehm.... chittr guhow do i guleave... a party...guwithout any guone noticing...
[ Someone p|ease take these monkeys from my circus. ]
flew too close 2 the sun while moddin my stardwew valley n now it wont stop crashin #notepic
◌ I need a drink. #substance ⧂
<<"m-maybe i should just go to my cupe for a little while...">>
i'm hungry / but i don't wanna buy food / and i don't want anything i have
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა ohhh. oh⁀no. oh⁀gosh. i⁀ha(V)e⁀a⁀pale⁀crush! dangit.
One YUCKY sock with a HOLE in the toe.
i want tummy rubs :)
you will nnever be alonne. if you feel . alonne. remember that i am always with you. its ok to be sad
Also I got a spare moment to look at the profile of the purple nun(?) clown(?) lady who told me to go with a potentially malicious stranger (also purple) and. Hm. Don't like that!!! If most purples are like that, I will be running away Very Fast. Actual Nightmare Fuel.°❀.࿔
im ok everyonne. i thinnk i just nneed to lay downn. for a while. big pann ache but its okay. be happy. #positivity
K--<i would be on #substance literally 24/7 if i could afford it btw
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wWw everytime i mention my lagging laptop trollzz be like oh just buy a new one wWw wWw man i only accept what comezz to me naturally if i need a new laptop i'd just have to wait until someone dropzz theirzz in the wavezz and hope it reachezz my hive lmao wWw
sometimes I consider vviolence again
what the FUCK youre all so gd COVETOUS of #MyAmulet!!!!!! D:< https://i.ibb.co/kNs4rXy/IMG-9415.jpg
== i'm still thinking... about that person who called me "my highblood"... that was so weird... ==
:> Cosmic horror? From ^n ^ccount th^t is (supposedly) ^ bunch of hungry grubs? Th^t’s not cosmic horror. St^nd^rds sure ^re low these nights. Th^t’s just ^ b^sic fe^r - m^ximized, sure, but ^ b^sic fe^r of being e^ten. <:
the vworld is terrible and too bright BUT. I get a package today.
Had a customurr try to pay with chocolates caegers. I threaten to kick his ass if they didn't pay. I just lost a purrfectly good croc up an ass.
FAMINE.
STARVING.
HUNGRY.
i'm g0ing t0 manipulate y0u like a jpeg f0r my 0wn amusement. 0u0
ASMR 10 hours scrolling through ASMR videos trying to find something that will actually relax you
It's always, "Is Casper okay?????" and never "How is the paperclip factory going?"
gets up and stretches and my back cracks and it sounds like roman candles.
Catthulhu, that possessed Labubu and I gambled last night. What are VBucks? I owe Catthulhu 666 of them.
I fell asleep in the grass again.
^man my experience meeting other bronzebloods on this website has been> ^well>
== part of the reason... i live in isolation... is that i got sick of people hanging me on pipes by my horns... and letting my legs dangle... and kicking them like i'm running in place very quickly... and taking a long time to get down... ==
I guess there are neutral ones too. But. whatever.
or else you'll be having a bad one and won't be able to say I didn't try
(°. i have three eyes and n𖦹ne 𖦹f them can see shit .°)
K--<dude why the hell would someone even block me
too much yao1... not enough sleep... 😔😭
cursed amulet kept me up literally all night but i forgive her lmfao #MyAmulet
♰ had to make sure i was up early enough to get ready for fight night… my makeup has to be absolutely stunning to be ruined by blood :) ♰
I Finally Found The Perfect Vantage Point To Photograph A Moment Between Myself And My Lusus, But Casper Wants To See Him Most Of All, So I Have To Wait Until He Wakes. Sigh.
I miss my wife.
They (the white m★n in the sky) won't let me go to the moon. Prob★bly bec★use he h★tes non-bin★ry trolls ★nd not the f★ct th★t I will cut it in h★lf.
i dont need to be saved!!! come on!!!!!
so seriously is anybody gonna go save evil jade from the mind control or what??????
...I broke the waffle house parking lot. #gillsnightout
I hate the circus. My moirail is a clown and i help him with his plans and he even made a unique face painting for me but I hate it I hate e it I hate it I don't want to be here but I can't say anything
do you th♊︎nk ♊︎f ♊︎t play2 ba22 boo2ted mu2♊︎c through the 2peaker2 ♊︎t w♊︎ll get the attent♊︎on ♊︎t de2♊︎re2??
i get in these weird introspective moods a lot lately. i think something about the game fucked me up, but i'm not really sure how to approach it? like, yeah, the whole... uh... girl? journey? was pretty good. i'm pretty happy about that, even though i feel awkward about it sometimes. but... i dunno. i still think about my dad a lot. and a bunch of other stuff. maybe i should tag this with something. #vent ?
preening is too much fucking work for how often i gotta do it
I wish it was a little easier to mesh ꫂ❁racticality with fashion. I'm really tired of wearing coats all the time! ❣︎
>>| .i love .all purplebloods .and there's nothing to stop me from spreading words .about them! #purplelove
>>| please no, you're too cute to care for me. .i'm good, please. .it's just me .and my vision, that's .all.
I waS juSt fOLLOweD by Sentient Spam maiL... aS if I DOn't Get enOuGh Spam in the fOrm Of DiSObeDient teSt SubjectS.
>>| .oh. glad to know. .i'm still have this .insidious feeling to .apologise to such purpleblood, despite .it .is .ok, .i guess. thank you.
>>| yeah, greetings to the chittr. .enjoy your stay.
So What I Am Learning Is That If I Scroll Down Any Lower On The Feed I Will Go From ^_^ to O_O?
my team sucks why the fuck are we testing new experimental weapons inside babe theres a hole in the fucking ceiling
I WANT TO FUCK ALL THE MIMES!!!!!!!!! I BEG!!! #nsfw
3833 < Controversial opinion probably, but I don't like having my hair pulled. > 38TT 3833 < It triggers incredible violence in me and I immediately start biting and clawing if it's done intentionally!!! > 3833 < Accidentally, I temper my incredible violence... But, it is so difficult. > 38II #nsfw (Not really, just covering bases)
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K--<log on. humiliated in front of hundreds. mocked. log off. lie on floor. get back up. log on. repeat.
every time you all said war on dick it was actually on me and it sent a psychic attack that hurt my dick what the hell guys #nsfw
K--<i am not just the only girl to ever get turned down by cronus ampora. i have other traits too. i have redeeming qualities. there are good things about me.
i have resting psych0path face.
𖠰Put her down. She squirmed off somewhere. Good luck to her. Sweet li'l thing.
xX P/AYING TRX//MXDACHI /IFE AND!!!! MY MII GXT A PITCH CRUSH XN MY FURRIENDS KISMESIS MII!! SXXXX EMBARRASSING!!! Xx
B33 < christ aviation terms are confusing B33 < im glad i have something else to do than try to purractice flying without tailfeathers and minimal magic
Skipped breakfast so had to eat somethin' that'd kill me dead the second I laid down and it did. Don't fuck with clam chowdah, kids. Soup designed to make you take a mid afternoon nap the second you're done. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7bcb57317346.png
Woke up from my nap because of the fuckin. Moon nightmare again.
:33 < google how do humans come up with names fur grubs
K--<cant say fucking anything on this site without somebody complaining https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/thefans.png
K--<honestly like. the weird dog girl doesnt make me scared or intimidated or even aroused shes just really. really sad. like really sad. feel like crying when shes on my dash sad.
K--<is that so wrong? are we gonna crucify me a second time this evening for saying this?
K--<fuck i wish i wasnt so pathetic. eating the slop really makes you realise how pathetic you are
K--<YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think I might have made a mistake in ꫂ❁osting this... ❣︎
My haiku attempts have been terriblle today. My mood is too llow, I cannot focus on the creative outllet. No subtllety, no message, no stylle. How droll of me.
Ɏ did 1 thing a-a-and everything broke for a-a-a moment i felt a-a-a sinking feeling in my gut thinking i ha-a-ad messed everything up a-a-aga-a-ain #fea-a-arposting but!! tha-a-ankfully it wa-a-as fixed. #closeca-a-all Ɏ
normalize cuddling with trolls you trust / i like hugs a lot / that's why i wear a soft sweater
w !?!?!?!?WHAT THE FREAK JUST HAPPENEd?!?!?!?!
... im not a BAd moirail am i ... i NEEd to sit in the SANd ANd think about this
Boarded. Ready to leave this humidity. https://i.imgur.com/GIz8yxq.png #Nowplaying https://open.spotify.com/track/0K6yUnIKNsFtfIpTgGtcHm?si=53781d520df54d98
just got stung by the firemarchbug i was carrying in my pocket wtf
Remember that to Lowblood the ocean is a place of fear and death. Do not offer to take her on a beach date. No matter how cute she would look in a bikini.
T)+|ey are jusʇ noʇ my ʇype. I will always complimenʇ a "bad biʇc)+|" "serving" ʇ)+|oug)+|.
;; §-§ometime§ when i'm hiding in the bathroom during adjournment i like to t-think about going hive and it m-make§ me feel better ;;
played in a tabletop session and failed 3 out of my 5 rolls >_< i need better luck can i pls borrow someones?? @_@
Kris you can't come on the killing and violence website and tell people not to killing and violence.
Void shit is so fucking ridiculous sometimes. Like yeah I’ve got giant wings now, but people still run into me like I’m a sliding glass door that they thought was open. Complete NONSENSE aspect
I'm so gla/) I'm psy(hi(ally rresistant. Some asshat bluebloo/) trrie/) to hija(k an/) (onvin(e my brrain that I shoul/) go with him to an un/)is(lose/) prrivate lo(ation forr a "/)ate", an/) I ha/) grreat satisfa(tion slamming the /)oorr (lose/) on his min/) ten/)rrils orr whateverr #horrrrorr #(oerr(ion #violen(e
iT WASN'T EVEN HER BEING THE ONE, tO WEAR THE DRESS IN MOST OF THE DREAMS, aNYWAYS, iF THERE EVEN WERE DREAMS WHICH, tHERE WEREN'T, nEITHER AT DAY NOR NIGHT, fOR THE PAST SEVERAL SWEEPS,
^^ I think you'd need one of those cobalt thinkpan-prober types for that. ^^
➳ hiii chittr 🥲 ive been soo busy lately it sucks so bad 😭 we had a troll quit on us and another one was just flat out 𝓶urdered 😞 #vent
>[Friendzzz invited me to grub-golf and I forgot becauzzze I wazzz recalibrating my zzztupid fucking arm zzzo now I'm going to be late. Alternia izzz a zzzhithole.]<
Ɏ uhhhh how do you pla-a-ay grolf (grub-golf)?? a-a-a highblood invited me a-a-and now i'm sca-a-ared i'll get a-a-a ba-a-ad score a-a-and they'll ha-a-ate me #fea-a-arposting #grolf Ɏ
ive beenn. okay. mostly walkinng. nnot a lot of sleepinng.
3833 < Too damn early for things to be grabbing my ass! > 3>8VV
3833 < The situation being that I don't think I have bones. >
Remember To Be Outwardly Cruel To Balance Out The Energy While You're Being Kind To Yourself This #selfcaresaturday.
I d⛢☊'t ☋☊d🜨rsta☊d ♄♁♆ s☌☿🜨 tr☌lls ca☊ ♄at🜨 t♄🜨ir l☋s☋s⚳ I ☿🜨a☊, y🜨a♅ t♅🜨y ca☊ b🜨 a bit ☿♁⛢dy s☌☿🜨ti☿🜨s, b☋t t♅🜨y ♁☊ly ☿🜨a☊ ♆🜨ll⚴ I☉☉☉als☌ t♄i☊k ☿y l☋s☋s l♁⛢ks r🜨ally c☋t🜨 ♆♅🜨☊ t♅🜨y'r🜨 sl🜨🜨♇i☊g i☊sid🜨 t♄🜨 c⛢r🜨 ☌f ♇l☋t♁☉☉☉a big astral ☊☌☌dl🜨 c☋rl🜨d ☋♇ ☌⚶🜨r ♄i☿s🜨lf, ☊☌s🜨 ♆iggli☊g i☊ ♅is sl🜨🜨♇⚴
sniffed a butterfly. it didn't smell like butter at all :/
SomeTimes I forGeT how Awful Trolls CAn be in AlTerniA. Then I GeT reminded And iT's like, surprise jACkAss, why did you expeCT AnyThinG else? WAy To sTiCk my sAunTerpod inTo my mouTh.
my back hurts. a little bit. but its ok. because i will make today a good day.
8=D < Hello. https://negativespace.co/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/negative-space-rusty-horse-2048%1365.jpg
i DID, sUCCESSFULLY, fOR THE FIRST TIME, lAST NIGHT IT WAS, a REALLY FREEING, eXPERIENCE,
<Fĕĕl lĭkĕ I shŏŭld / ălsŏ clărĭfy rĕăl qŭĭck- / thĭs ĭsn't păĭnt ŏn / my făcĕ. Thăt's jŭst / my făcĕ, thĕsĕ ărĕ / frĕcklĕs. Nŏt ă clŏwn / ănd hăvĕn't bĕĕn fŏr / ă rĕălly lŏng tĭmĕ.>
bluh the snuggle mood is back
i nneed to sit downn. i have beenn walkinng for. a lonng time.
I fear I've made an error with the hashtags on this post.
uughgrhhg DIVA DOWN NNNN
They Call Me The Jorker Because I. They. It.
sometimes, when i get too high, i start seeing... HIM. you know who i mean. I CAN HEAR HIM IN MY THINKPAN. maybe i need to lay off the smokes for a bit. #substances
🔍 _-_-_- Having alc⌕h⌕l g⌕ d⌕wn the wr⌕ng pipe, is a h⌕rrible sensati⌕n. #substances _-_-_-
I almost ꫂ❁osted something embarrassing. Good thing I didn't. ❣︎
For clarity. I am not the Monarch of Prospit. Prospit is gone. I am the Monarch of the prospitians. Which right now includes me. And perhaps two other ones. If they are alive. But I will rebuild. And we will construct a new civilization. Named Can City. Once I am done with this.
Didn't know I had to tell a 23 year old that he needs to shower if he wants people around him.
,,,it'$ not alway$ ea$y,,,being the mo$t rational per$on,,,in any room,,,but maybe thi$ i$ ju$t my,,,cro$$ to bear,,,euuguhhhhh,,,
theres a guy w/ a head injury in here <:o #AlphaReport
I do not think it woulld have been appropriate for me to kiss my troops as their superior officer.
⚠︎☢︎⚠︎ INSERT; Disapp☣︎in𐕣ed 𐕣☣︎ kn☣︎w 𐕣ʱª𐕣 my carefully cura𐕣ed selec𐕣i☣︎n ☣︎f cursed images is ᶠᶸᶜᵏing g☣︎ne I guess ඞ Have s☣︎me𐕣hing pulled fr☣︎m g☣︎regle I guess ඞ #cursed h𐕣𐕣ps://file ඞ garden/ad2IMm𐕣A7𐕣vF✂6N☣︎/gr☣︎und%20BEEF ඞ jpg:END CONNECT ⚠︎☢︎⚠︎
i thinnk im nnever goinng nnear a beach againn.
@ i've noticed certain patterns over the sweeps, but i think i just put something troublesome together. @ @ i think my lusus is hemoist. she only attacks those under my caste. @
I have a confession. Trolls always frightened me. Before I became who I am now. When I was a simple deliverer of parcels. And I would witness trolls through my journeys across the bounds of time and space. I did not like how they were grey and squishy. And humans were squishy as well. But not grey.
• i dont think i got all the pens out
◁I'll never forget that one troll on like perigree one of this hellsite that told me to "touch Skeura inappropriately" as a solution to solve my problems.▷ ◁I don't mean that in a sentimental way I mean that Skeura feels the need to remind me of that at least once a perigree.▷
this week hλs been pretty shit for me, hope everyone else's week hλs been better thλn mine
o- my mouth does not actually move ! i cannot bite anything . -o
HHHhhh I FEEL LIKE I hhhaven't been my usual posting self! Too serious!! I hhh hhh thhhink I got caughhht up on hhhhhh so muchhh ... so muchhh hhh hhhighhhblood attention and it made somethhhing in my pan get wonky... HHH hhh Worrying too muchhh! HHH hhh I gotta be good again...! Myself! Tehhhe!
ᐖ ᐖA PORBLEM IS I GOTTA HUNT 4 #BISEXUALBEARZ BᑈUZ I A GRL SAᐖGE ᐛ
>[I am zzzo tired which meanzzz either I need to zzzleep or I need to zzztay up until exhauzzztion takezzz me the fuck out.]<
AAAAAA I NEED TO STOP GETTING OVERWHHHELMED WHHHEN REPLYING TO HHHIGHHHBLOODS AAAAA hhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhh i hhhit reply and thhhen my hhhead just goes blank... sorry... ...hhh. hhhappens in real life too... um. anyway. time to hhhhhh hhhead hhhome from work... hhh hhh
(an't leave bites on me where it's visible, for hemoanon reasons. lu(kil7, that leaves a lot of real estate, doesn't it? #suggestive
S s s ometimes I feel like I hhhaven't experienced life enoughhh to fully 'get' thhhis site and whhhat people talk about... hhhhhh (I AM AN ADULT I just. hhhaven't. done muchhh. in my life. hhh.)
ʚ♡ɞ I like....forgot my password for this site!! It took me like ALLL day to log in OMGZ!!! My internet addiction will NOT be stopped LOLZ! ʚ♡ɞ
Genuinely, I need all of the other members of that band to delete their accounts and just leave Allard here.
Ɛ> aw. n𖦹w y𖦹u g𖦹t me craving flapjacks. g𖦹t my h𖦹pes up 4 n𖦹thin
1 fell off my board- #f1sh1ngfr1day
that vIolEt AssholE stOlE my fUckIng catch. dOEs that cOUnt as a cOmpletEd #fIshIngfrIdAy or do i hAvE to get AnothEr.
Day 2 in a row of being social, wish me luck.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ME. :o? FULL FUCKING CHOMP THAHAT SHIT.
K--<cry mostly
I am figuring out typing. On a small screen.
Oh gosh can,,, the pretty girls liking my post just um, gimmie like two minutes the rapid succession is making me feel all melty,,,
i dislike h/)w /)ur s/)ciety is structured just as much as the next pers/)n but yk with/)ut it i w/)uldn’t have gambling and i think that’s a c/)st im willing 2 pay #99percent/)fgamblersquitbef/)retheywinbig
im AboUt to catch OnE. is this gOOd #fishingfriday https://file.garden/acHa-QA0vHdP6DSD/ghostleviathan.jpg
• enjoying my doughnut • forgot to destroy that dork
ohhhh it is a baaad bad day to have crunnchy joinnts. theres weather outside
To anyone who has broke out into a run/jog to catch a bus they ended up missing anyway: I apologize for your aura-loss, and you are entitled to financial compensation.
wHAT IF, i'M THE ONE WITH, a sTEWIE HEAD,,,
1 WOULD JO1N BUT 1 DON'T TH1NK THROW1NG 4 WHOL3 DR4GON 1N TH3 4R3N4 1S F41R >:? 31TH3R W4Y 1 WOULD D3F1N1T3LY SOLO 3V3RYON3 4T ONC3 1F 1 COULD B3 TH3R3 >:] #F1GHTN1GHT
>[ 10 the only #fight i'm partak-ng in tonight is the fight against that dumb little squeakbeast that keeps hid-ng in my wall 20 i thought that th-ng died i set like 16 traps for it and it stopped com-ng around for like 2 weeks 30 is this the nexxt of kin? has this rivalry become gen-rational? ];
dEcIdEd tO Go sObEr mOtHeRfUcKiN GrEaT
I am so vvery curious about #FightNight but my belovved will not let me go ⚜ ⚜ ⚜ I am so #jealous ⟡
♯no i am ♯not
✿ i hate his stupid fukkin giggleterrors
✿ sorrry guys for mad glurpi my bald af blockmate gave me a daymare dat sucked real bad the cupe didn’t even help
:33 < roarrr!! okay today mega sucks :33 < my most favorite hunting jacket up and vanished! it is gone! :33 < freakin bs!! hiss and vinegar!!! :33 < i dont wanna hunt without my favorite jackettt X((
✿ dude wat the eff i just keep losin wat da fukk today is horrible
layin in bed on ur side hard af when ur boobs hella big n im tryin 2 be on my damn phon #nsfw
Oww....I fudged up doing a flourish with my broom trying to impress a navyblood. Now all I have is a deep green bruise on my forehead. They did still pay me. I just wanted to show off a bit...owwie
-> alright, time to roast the clowns. (sorry non-clown purples, y'all are so rare i can't create an informed hatred of you, so you're stuck with my baseline distain.) so, let's start with the good, because that informs the consequences of the bad. you all have literally written the book on how to not be fucked with by the fish. y'all have one of the most closely nit communities i have ever seen, y'all have each others back, and you stand on business. and generlly? i don't mind your religion. mostly. the bad: remember all of that above? two words: the circus. the clowns leverage all of the above, in service of the main thing i don't like about their little cult. killing people is apparently a key part of that. and the clowns don't care if you are entirely reasonable in having an issue with that. they show up, and one of two things happens to you. you either get an invitation, which is the good outcome might i mention, or you become the entertainment. they show up to your community, and by the time they leave, there isn't a community left, and if you take issue with that? them killing you would be a mercy. also, if they find you funny? that won't save you. so, from the bottom of the heart of someone who had the circus pull up on the community he helped build, fuck you!!!!! #hatepost #vaguepostingisforcowards
Soda Is Different Than Chips I Dont Think I Like It My Teeth Hurt
My walk was delayed. But! It's still very nice out :) And you're still coming with me! ❣︎
Help
So - ... - that's - apparently - called - time blindness - ... - I didn't - know that >
dr diagnosed me with big fat booty disorder its terminl :(( #nsfw
ʚ♡ɞ IT IS SOOOO HARD BEING A PURPLE BLOOD :(((((( LIIIIKE!!! Why do people hate on me for being a purple blood??? What did I even do!!!?? :(((((((( ʚ♡ɞ
I do myss it. Sunlyght on myne carapace, comrades at myne syde. The sounds of laughter, even the dour moments when the wretched Empyre did stryke true and slay an ally. At least we were together then.
I CUT MY GOGDAMNED HAND OPEN
R34D1NG THROUGH TH3 DUNG3ONS 4ND DR4GONS BOOK 4ND TH3R3S L3SS DR4GONS 1N TH1S TH4N 1 THOUGHT TH3R3 WOULD B3.
-^This fish is whispering things to me. Dark, dark things. I've g∇tted it b∇t. It still whispers.^-
✨🍭🕷️ I think the ice cream truck that blocked the curb on my way home from class came pretty close 🕷️🍭✨
Sweaty.
Human Cain and Abel in this training facility
✨🍭🕷️ Troll Mr Softees truck you are like a brother to me but you cannot be blocking two entire thirds of the curb like that 🕷️🍭✨
READING ONTO THE RECORD! all posts on your dash are pitybait if your life is good enough and your attitude is condescending enough. more of you should be aspiring towards this instead of pitybaiting on the TL
I will die in this gym
Caelum is making me run on #thetreadmill Goodbye, wish me luck. I will die
snff... the olive one PLAYEd a mean Prank on me ANd it wasnt even funny.. @gutsyGumshoe HOLd me messiah ANd smite his WICKEd butt
dropped my palmhusk in suspicious water while exploring an abandoned hive, , , im back , , ,
>+. THE BITING CONTINUES BUT BECAUSE HE WAS DUMB TEKRAS LOST ALL MY RECENT PUNCTURE WOUNDS >:( .+<
I’m going to crack a tooth just so I don’t put a new hole in the wall right next to the one I fixed.
-^The apple t∇rned my mood aro∇nd. The radio t∇rned my mood back aro∇nd. Pissed off again. Broke a window too. Greaatttt.^-
-^Someone o∇t there is r∇nning aro∇nd with a loose radio. I hope yo∇ die.^-
-^Are yo∇ f∇cking kidding me. Who stole the radio. I J▽ST installed that. Literally twenty min∇tes ago.^-
cod )(alf my )(obbies aint apply to bein dead 3B-/ w)(at am i efin meant ta do?
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 JUST CAUSED AN INTERPLANETARY INCIDENT AT THE TROLLHORN STEAKHOUSE. IF YOU SAW ME, NUH-UH, NO YOU DIDN'T.
dat bitch ass boy waitr cut me off b4 i cld ask for my fckin umbrla im PISSEd
no i wanna travel
actually no ill stay inside
Is it toooo late noow too delete the chitt where i'm talking aboout poosting my nudes oon 10k kulls because i'm getting uncoomfoortably cloose too this number and i still haven't coome up with the pic idea #nsfw
Happens to the best of us, truly ༘⋆ ༘⋆
#Nsfw— #Zapped— https://i—postimg—cc/hjN2zT38/Untitled1972-20260415115803—jpg
i think thats the first time a horoscope felt scarily applicable to me astrology is fake but that was crazy
I have recently met trolls who can't trill or chitter It's tragic
how am i supposed to last two more fucking hours
my mouth is watering and my stomach is pissed unfortunately someone's gona be having a good time and i'ts not hknna be me
Surely Three More Shots Of Espresso Will Fix Me.
easy to forget people willingly take pictures of themselves casual on purpose style and its not just a thing that happens and you have to find out about later
hate hate hate when i know doing what i want to do will make something worse. feeling like i have to argue for control. its humiliating.
when ur therapist starts to use words like 'hypomania' and 'avoidant' instead of cool awesome dude
unrElatEd to thE last mEssagE, to thE anonymous patron who donatEd hundrEds of your ancEstors manuscripts, thank you for thE itEms of historical significancE, but i'm sorry to inform you that it all largEly boilEd down to archaic shipping charts. thE formatting is vEry novEl comparEd to today's standards, at lEast!
°v°~ I hate that I have to Wear the men's uniform at Work. Why can't a man Wear a fitted top and a cute skirt? Is it so Wrong to Want to look pretty? So unfair. ~°v°
[I'm |ega||y o|ive because I'm a cusp, but according to chittr, I'm jade. I hope this doesn't cause issues or something down the |ine, heh.]
i'm hungry but i don't wanna spend the caegar / this sucks / i hate not being able to be at my hive
>:o] || g0d mak1ng a webc0m1c 1s hard.
◥▶◀◤ —> I take passive damage whenever someone eats oats near me without offering any.
◥▶◀◤ —> I can't eat. But it's the thought that counts.
Once Again I Am Afflicted With The Status Of Being " Awake ". At Least The Moons Are Hung Properly In The Sky By Now.
I haven't been out in the sun in quite some time. I can't say it's unpleasant. Somehow I never believed a city could be so loud. At least late at night Midnight City goes quiet.
My taxes are going to be late if I don’t do them by midnight I hate being a human adult ⌒___⌒ ( ˶ᵕ ﻌ ᵕ˶︎ ︎) / ⌒ヽ 人＿__つ_つ
NO!
Update 2: biting harder didn't work either.
They ate my entire stock of w33d. #substance
I woke up with the entire room covered in Labubus.
S1GH W1SH 1 W3R3 B4CK 4SL33P 1N MY GOOD P1L3 OF SL1M3
B33 < if anynyan wants a fr33 fire alarm you can check the ground outside my apartment B33 < litterally goes off from me air frying chicken yes i clean it regularly
#breakfastposting nothing
time zenzitive quezti0n. are energy drinkz bad f0r pzi0nicz.
Today is a very good day. I haven't felt quite so optimistic in some time. Two days until me and my peers begin the game. Stay tuned.
:33< i dont want to take a bath!!! >:((
I've been busy shitposting and sleeping fitfully.
A carnival is the same as a brig to me, you understand.
aw hell it didnt
I keep telling you, you're not going to just know everything about someone from chittr.ing
1 had m0re fa1th 1n u n0w 1 d0nt kn0w wut 2 bel1eve 1n
Yeah, probably.
You would think that seasonal allergies would have been erradicated by now.
Mmmm. Doesn't really scratch the same itch. More effort than I'm willing to put into telling someone they're a prick or that their post goddamn sucks. And I don't really want replies, you know? I just want them to know.
>> Not vague enough, ¡'d say!!
HRGH. CRAMPS. KILL MMMEEEEEEE.
𖦤 Allard / do / not / touch / my / fucking / thin / mints :||
MY GOBLIN https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0853.jpeg
1 JUST BURNT MYS3LF #MYBURN
It's Cold And There Are No Warmbloods Around To Use As Heating Pads. I Suffer. #suggestive
I’m so serious, where the hell is my chicken. I don’t exactly have a lot of food options.
4 tonite ill b havin room temprature chicken nuggies n microwaved rice #girldinner
1 am go1ng to have a pusher attack....the person 1 adm1re spoke to me
resident evol 2 is way scarier than i thoutfht it would be :( #gayming throught*
NO! NOOOO!! It STOPPED!!!!!
idk if we ¢an #freehim but ¢ould we at lea$t give him like a toilet.
>> anybody e1se fee1 a vague ¡mpend¡ng sense of doom or ¡s ¡t just me haha •́ ‿ ,•̀
my cat has no respct for sick enbies
i thnk we hav decided i am not askin him abt whether or not hes baldling
im going to melt into the couch and go into a voluntary coma
Gems and Jewels mean nothing without him by my side, sigh ⚜ ⚜ ⚜ #yearning
goregle houu to uuin an eccentric and vivacious nnidblood's pusher back.
(V)(',,')(V) how do ℧ know if a mass of b℧gs is h℧ngry
my hatchbuggy :(
i really do need to do something nice before my brain goes fully haywire i was not built for prolonged frustration!
I wish I could fully exꫂ❁lain to you all the way the sticker on this aꫂ❁ꫂ❁le has been ꫂ❁ursuing me. While I was cutting the aꫂ❁ꫂ❁le? Sticker on my hand. How did it get there? I take it off. I ꫂ❁ut it aside. Sticker on my hand again. How?? I don't know. I take it off. I set it aside. Sticker is on the aꫂ❁ꫂ❁le now. ??????? I take aꫂ❁ꫂ❁le core. I take naꫂ❁kin. I take sticker. All go in trash. Eating my aꫂ❁ꫂ❁le. Take bite. STICKER IN MOUTH???? ❣︎
ill be honest wwith you guys my pushers not really in it
i cant go out in peace without either drones roaming or highbloods looking at me like theyre about to cull me D: i just wanna get out of my hive is that too much to ask.....
singularity (the asshole one) just frew up on the book im readin anyway who wants a new cat?
>[ 10 forget be-ng horny, exxplain in tantaliz-ng detail how you're mak-ng your moirail feel loved and cared for. 20 #nsfw ];
bitches arguing Øn my pØst. abØut the perverts. i wØuld blØck everyØne if i cØuld.
I mi22 2wimming man I wi2h I w3r3nt th3 Trollian v3r2ion of an anchor
I Have Some And Will Not Share.
:33< the huntress has to meal prep for the w33k :33< acursed thing to befurr me
God i mi22 hi2 fac3 2o much rn I wanna g3t my hand2 on him #withdrawal2 #y3arning
- nightly reminder to drink lots of water and brush your fangs! - i guarantee most of you are not doing it enough! - and yes im looking at you specifically!!!
Still wallowing in shame several hours later.... I wish message deletion was possible...
¿f yo? c?t yo?rself on yo?r do?ble-edged sword ¿t's a sk¿ll ¿ss?e tbh
Not sure what I ate but my stomach #hurts.
what do you guys think of my new rap ... im not posting the lyrics online i dont want anyone to steal it. but what do you think.
so many of you are so bullyable but i cant bully you or itll imply something conservative about me and thats not the vibe
Thought th' fella was hate flirrtin' with me but he just said he wants t' "rrip my pusherr out of my chest" so maybe he ain't
Farrmhand called me a "frreakish little gutterrblood" which is just rrude.
been…ssuper…bussy…with…work…all…day…i…think…i…caught…ssomething…ssince…i…keep…ssneezing…and…coughing…:{
my bitchass ran outta weed from eating the fuckers like a kid in willy wonkas chocolate nightmare i dunno if the shops gonna be open when im finally free fuck dude im so fucked #substance
too tired 2 cook real food this one raw carrot shall b my dinner
I hate the IRS.
Oh, there it is. I was waiting to see a post mentioning humans having blunter teeth.
Please note that even while I file my taxes, I shake with pure unbridled rage. You are never alone with your hatred of the IRS; I am always with you.
i ahte my ugly son breakfast (unraveled the sweater i was knittin)
I’m practicing shutting the fuck up. Not sure I’m a fan.
★: Wait so you guys actually have weird blood shades, I don't really get colors still but you all actually have those?
ᐖ :((( ᐛ
You don't have one, I'm afraid.
O-> Wet Weather Seaso+n Simply Do+es Awfo+al Things To+ My Mo+o+d 😞
D --> I've come to decide that the concept of a ponysona is stupid D --> we will never reach the e%cellence of ponyhood
-^Got bit by a f∇cking fish now I'm lightheaded. Maybe this'll be the thing to finally do it. Say yo∇r goodbyes while yo∇ still can.^-
theres some guy. onn the other ennd of this shorelinne. i donnt knnow what theyre sayinng. they look upset.
Even I am not immune to wishing that certain things inevitably to be were different. Certain individuals in certain roles, certain events proceeding differently. And of course, certain unpleasant situations avoided. But we all have our duties, and I face and facilitate what must occur without complaint.
4mpor4z 4r3 mult1ply1ng... wtf.
It is qvickly becoming far too warm for practice in my armor. This heat does not play kindly towards plate it shovld seem.
|| & still waitingg bbehindd this ddennys to holdd someones handd ggot abbout 15 minutes bbefore the bbandd ddraggs me bback to ppractice
3833 < It really is like this... >
3833 < Aw, tartar sauce, I know those dipfucks. >
a motherfucker needs a smoke. or somethin' harder. #substance
its so hot outside. this sweater is nnot. doinng me favors.
sorry boat the silence tonite its R-E-ELY hard not bein mean
:33< failed at taking a cat nap :33< instead engaged in elaborate rp with a spam caller
cueball will nØ lØnger let me swear. because i am suppØsed tØ have manners. please say fuck fØr me.
Just s0 y0u kn0w i see every single tier list y0u guys are making and it hurts my feelings every single time y0u put me in a l0w tier