most adored chitts
-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA512 to fund my ambition im gonna add a user-created ads system. purchasable ad space -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- /qohGTK+oPJSnBmatNpVOmocNFGxmDIW+CLbpXLdPc+eufiQlGLKZqvsExYsNPyZ URePabfSgEVEZgRLlLGpdJABMrVvRZkUnhWETPEAHGDQFhBVOW/vVhiQZCeAMtjE zHzIHrbtM/HZkOncafSawujBorP+NBgje+LXOQatZaeVwfTD++RTaQqBYKwrfvtG dINXSNAv+P/ULpQznabElakpSFurFsXpw/eQNn//RNnQQrwMloRllAIQMphpJstC INZcQjLUavKhnwb+TbFoqivKspPdwZSYMuwIvhfwQcSnWRErAUBpynzUFJroZNwH s/PMEsJDAhaCem+FniEegfAGWytVIzayJ+nHfEvORxZnuPzp/OKcPJNJSQMWnHQD bBqD =NJvf -----END PGP SIGNATURE-----
undecided!
🜂 | Monetizing the domain we've all come to know and love? now we're talking big bucks. here's the playbook. a user-created ad system is an ad system that taps into the sweet succulent mind honey reservoir of a previously untapped market. featured features that were otherwise thwarted by legacy thinking. 🜂 | Hear that? that's the roaring sound of a new economic engine screaming to life. you're not just selling pixels. you're selling influence, esteem, acclaim, visibility, and strategic positioning within a captively captivated screecosystem. relevance. relevance is key. 🜂 | Here's the playbook... 🜂 | Top-of-feed, pinned posts with enhanced visibility, or dedicated "Sponsored" slots in high-traffic areas. these are your beachfrontier properties with peelable swimming suits. limited supply, maximum impact. 🜂 | Next. boosts, baby, it's all about the boosts. this is the game-changer. the kingmaker. the kabosh. chittr users can pay to "boost" their own content or posts. this isn't a traditional ad; it's a pay-for-performance amplification tool. a user wants their question answered faster? their art seen by more people? their project funded? they pay for priority. this directly monetizes user ambition. fuels idea seeking. sources sour faced somebodies who want to be somebody more. bring the marketers to the market. 🜂 | Next...borderline sociopathy. borders. animated little overlays. custom status messages integrated. flashy lights that scream "look at me! look at me! buy me! buy me!" obviously an extensive wealth vetting process should precede any such considerations. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #ReChittingForVisibility #ByteHODLR #PleaseDoNotActuallyFuckingDoThis
(( oh i love this actually ))
HOW MUCH FOR AD SPACE, WHORE. I MUST SPREAD MY MESSAGE.
(( the only time i have ever seen a community so excited for ads to be implemented lol
--) Holy sshit dude, thiss openss a world of money sspending
// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
Hell yeah, good luck!
// thanks for all you do!!
-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA512 // OOCly i am gonna plug my ko-fi and paypal tho. if you like what im doing here, consider throwing me something. i got hrt and adhd meds to pay for! <3 and chittr's server infrastructure. a patreon with site perks will be set up soon! // https://ko-fi.com/0xeff // https://paypal.me/hecksadecimal #ooc #shilling -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- GzYGkTaN+wAwoX+ObijdbtIiPOjfeFJrXQFRlKyYBgqhRuVMwlYZWmXTph/RZpBU lVZWvyq/zXIMy+EOJiJPTajIEisLihMcECYKUnkTrEsuLmBaBemexMadwZWpnKrR iOXKFFvYB+rLUGEQEms/ZPqSDuffJkquhgHiQUxCUnBbcIhXaotsIPLrRbskxDSP Dqn+UGFYzAVaaRlKehRJpv...Read more
(( hiiiii soo stoked for this-- will "ad space for purchase" be included in this post at some point once that's all set up? 👀👀👀 i'd love to support the site and shitpost as well lawl
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Finally Some Good Fucking Food
-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA512 who tf hated this chitt. im gonna getcha -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- y/cMLrVVWInLamjkxsbqsgbGlZomvBwKCEWh+AhIVrKQSxciiIxoHXNnWsvaqdcw LRErmUGazXpHZOhwhgaDAAPUZaLSndgNTcdaNncNYlyELHi+DCOtoBLPscJqsVeI TvfjAebFFmpROvsMVXehLSVYseHOTBtjgbsUobljA+dUZQknAYiDDZn+EjhLXkaq oXYOA/OXEdxuy+dbvXjtB+UDgFoiIfc/hxF/IYi+ZM/NrqjmvjIxRIUgxoyuCcGt rvetvOUWe+fIImSOHzZrbsyf+IR+vV+KhlDTYjGawRGoPRsnzFqQBevaMJmbYRAI l/obKPoKBfFYjaaaaiwGUCkNkfQ//zSMirEhpqpQWJwopeSYBlQlgbPAcRZBLrVC oZyg =uALM -----END PGP SIGNATURE-----
I call it D.o°cterr.o°r Pepper
das crazy, dis post from 3 dayz ago got slapped on2 my feed xP god pushing the realest agenda
long post be careful opening obviously i was watching and collecting data while the trend was on and heres what we have for chittrs abo quizbowl night https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/afad7d6464d8.png chittr is 38% alpha, 13.9% beta, 48.1% omega sources: alphas (30) @eilukaDantes dominant alpha @commanderGenes dominate alpha @sanguineSaevitas dominant alpha @thegoodScratchdoctor dominant alpha @diamondsDroog dominant alpha @imperiousCondescension dominant alpha @chtonicAdmirality dominant alpha @ceremonialAlchemy dominant alpha @ectoBiologist_5688 intuitive alpha @justDirk dominant alpha ...Read more
This tracks. Certainly didn't expect so feww betas, but I suppose it takes a certain type of character to wwant to take the quiz in the first place.
Didnt Realize It Was For A Chart! Omegas For The Win Though!!
still have no idea what this means
shit she turned m7 ass into some data wait there reall7 isn't an7 other t7pe of beta?
:o) It would seem I missed the festivities :o) While taking my usual sabbatical slumber :o) Which is perhaps for the best... :o/ As I don't know what any of these words mean.
If I say "I'm a true sigma" how long do I have until someone kills me
-!- Wow, Very Impressive Dataset Indeed! I Can Always Appreciate A Good Information Gathering Session. I Hope Your Files Are Encrypted Though... („¬ᴗ¬„) He He He He
Ah, I am saddened to see I missed this event. However, I took a test previous and received “Alpha.”
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c18d22db47cb.png https://youtube.com/shorts/Aq3OQrPcVV4Y #eridanwweek #imcoming #bouncingonit #iwwantcandy
(( Holy shit yeah no kidding, could you imagine? 😭😭😭 ))
#iwantcandy #bouncingonit #cream? #creamteam? #creamonhim? #idontrememberthatone #eridanweek #imcoming
:33 < what an incredible spokespurrson!! :33 < #eridanw33k was full of laughter tears and dead people :33 < and the big lesson i have now learned is :33 < is ummm :33 < i guess ampurra is cool? sometimes? :33 < y :33 < yeahhh!! thanks spokespurrson! #icametothisvoice
#WECAME!!!!!!!!!
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Lik£, SO r£al.. #sph£r£soutforbruno
#ERIDANWEEK WAS A BEAUTIFUL DREAM. WE ALL THOROUGHLY ENJOYED YOUR HUMILIATION. PLEASE DO IT AGAIN SOON. #IMCOMING. #BOUNCINGONIT. #IWANTCANDY.
10k kult! thanks for reading my work and hopefully enjoying it! 0v0" (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, my face, Rankmaid-sensei, hhh, i need another cigarette, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e868b9d5e00a.png
ⓘ cant belⓘeve ⓘm usⓘng the fuckⓘng term but y໑u truly are a master ໑f gap m໑e c໑nsⓘderⓘng h໑w fⓘlthy y໑u and y໑ur r໑໑m are but h໑w ad໑rably shy y໑u are ໑n camera lma໑
ah... do you really think so
yeah ⓘ mean damn ⓘve never met a tr໑ll s໑ shamelessly slutty and yet als໑ s໑ embarrassed ໑ver that fact ⓘn any pⓘcture taken ໑f them lⓘke are y໑u w໑rrⓘed any ໑f the freaks f໑ll໑wⓘng y໑u are g໑nna start chⓘttⓘng y໑u ⓘnsults c໑nsⓘderⓘng h໑w depraved the regular shⓘt y໑u p໑st ⓘs ⓘ speakⓘng as ໑ne ໑f the freaks f໑ll໑wⓘng y໑u ⓘ als໑ y໑ud pr໑bably get ໑ff ໑n the ⓘnsults anyway #nsfw #nsfwe
YOU NEED A HIVE CLEANER.
wwait i dindt know you had an account please dont look
D --> Perhaps you should have considered this before you posted it to the internet my dear D --> Your digital footprint is your networking currency
my digital... footprint...?
+10000 HELLA JEFFS HAPPY 10k
-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA512 shittt sorry for the delay, i was pushing an update and it kinda went a little fucky. but its ok now! anyways new feature: better post filtering #siteupdates // OOC: you can now prevent OOC posts from showing, either while on specific characters, or on your entire account. check settings for this -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- eXCGvnRM+kngbWSsjXgGbbugnBIJPFcVcXrtOdiIjgDLkCdDkN+eBljCafXklsKW aZxdJxnemABc+uAzPbkVqia/JDKndhDPvGS+KCDadCssRLbGVuUUIoywnL/lDKaW uqDjGSqQvfQXWUrLnekui+inEzykYNcshPBMAqNuvlhMYztdIpimSIlGLrlJzVKt lTm/jETJmteAEslCHzIsIQXgLqvJXy...Read more
for every like i will list a hear me out please dont be mean to me when i start listing them please (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
older model automatic doors that kind of struggle sometimes you have to press on the pad a few times to wake them up or wave in front of the sensor
trollbama
... Thank you, Rankmaid. I am flattered.
dr easterman specifically got you to reply like that? X0X
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I mean, I get it. The way he talks to the Reagent is... fascinating. ]
dont you wanna be my little how high darlin? 0v0
i hope everyone had a rank day of the hopbeast! 0v0 i am selling this outfit second hand as it is just a bit too small for me sadly so if youre interested in purchasing it please let me know ^0^ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bb4c2e1e1c98.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, my face, rankmaid-sensei, archive rating: M)
ssend me your coords and ill package the hopbeast suit up for you!
Yes maam!! *Salute!*
wElL ShIt, I LiKe tHe sOuNd oF ThAt. My gAnDeRiNg oRbS ArE JuSt lOoKiNg fOr sOmEtHiN CuRvY AnD RaDiCaL FoR ThEm tO WaTcH. mAyBe tWo tHiNgS SiTtIn rIgHt nExT To eAcH OtHeR. hOoOoNk.
ⓘ thⓘnk pers໑nally that ⓘt fⓘts y໑u very well th໑ugh w໑rd ໑f advⓘce ⓘf y໑u dⓘd the e><act same ⓘmage rⓘght but rem໑ved the ໑utfⓘt p໑rtⓘ໑n ⓘ thⓘnk that w໑uld make f໑r an even better ⓘmage mⓘght just be me th໑ugh.
D --> The state of your hive is beyond the pale D --> DM me your schedule, I'll hire hive cleaners to tidy things up at your earliest convenience
ah i wouldnt want to put you out like that exemplar danklook sir
are you going to let me in ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, no, im not a human, pale visitor, #horror, #nsfw, #gore for bloody nose, #body-horror just in case, archive rating: M) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/09586683bdfd.png
Funny, the terror I feel only makes it hotter, you’re onto something here
i wouldnt survive because of course my dumbass would let you in
u can onyl come in if we watch them touch each other together!!!!
i need to post about this hold on
please come in! i'll put some water on to boil!
:o) Ah, miss Rankmaid... :o) Seeing you partake in such uncanny horror brings joy to me :o) Right down to my very marrow. :o) I am so very proud.
would you let me in? 0v0
Three likes and I'm canceling taxes
who disliked this im bombing your house
Thank you for your support, my fellow Alternian.
Thank you for your support, my fellow Alternian.
> based
Thank you for your support, my fellow Alternian.
I'm glad you feel this way, my fellow Alternian.
"pinned post again without the accidental body pillow attachment gomen" rankmaid-sensei (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, biography, requests, fujoshi pride, #nsfw. #nsfwe, archive rating: M ) summary: hello! 0v0 - my account is heavily nsfw + nsfwe so please be mindful and curate your chittr experience - i mainly posts fics and concepts! i accept requests through dms or in replies please do not be shy! i love making friends but i get very nervous sometimes gomen - i am a fujoshi for life and i will never stop do not ask me to - you can find out whether i am currently online by the status in my bio ...Read more
ah... i have never filled a quadrant before i get too nervous
i think i might be too old for you
h0nestly that might n0t be true. but even if it is, hey, i d0n't have a pr0blem with 0lder w0men. 0r men if y0u need s0me inspirati0n f0r y0ur next fic.
hhgnj are you seirous
y0u sh0uld see the hidden f0lders 0n my deskt0p s0metimes. have the humans intr0duced y0u t0 the terms milf and dilf yet?
i have a lot of hidden folders too many we could.. compare them sometime? 0///v///0” i am familiar with the one that refers to a human male lusus
hell yeah we sh0uld. just say the w0rd and i'll see if i can find s0mething in my stash y0u might like.
Hello miss fujoshi, do you know any himes I can follow? I don't like guys
i cleaned up a bit in celebration of 100 followers! please take a seat wherever! ^0^ (tags: my face, rankmaid-sensei, #nsfw just in case, thank you!, archive rating: M) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0453d5ab6a67.png
[|||] it's okay maybe i'll show you one that i own one day,,, even things out a bit!!!
ah..!! it was so incredible to watch you live jake-sama i am currently finding wall space to hang them up at ^0^
that sounds scary
PROMISE ILL BE A CHILL HIVEMATE. JUST YOUR ROOM NEEDS ORGANIZATION.. YOU COULD WRITE MORE BANGERS IN CLEAR SPACE
feeling great (and lucky!) with my new accessory! ^0^
WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A TENTACLE.
concept: mutual masturbation with your moirail nodding your head quickly when you both get close “do it for me, cmon, cmon, you can do it, im right here, i got you” their hands stuttering to try and keep up with yours the most comforting aftercare (tags: Reader/Moirail, rails pails, pale pails, railpailing, palefic, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
((wow i might actually steal this one
… ://)c @pȯsitivėlyėlatėd
ȯȯhhg Vėṅėra, ȯkay ȯkay I'll bė mȯrė cȯṅsėrvativė fȯr appėaraṅcės sakė!! x0c
OH OKAY I SEE HOW THIS WORKS. NO, I GET IT. I FUCKING *LOVE* HAVING MY POSTS "PITIED"! PLEASE, WHATEVER YOU DO, "PITY" MY POSTS, AS IT BRINGS ME UNFATHOMABLE JOY! I AM LITERALLY ON MY HANDS AND KNEES, *BEGGING* YOU TO "PITY" MY POSTS
ok man
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
tHIS IS, a WEIRD THING FOR, yOU TO BE ASKING AND, sEEMS LIKE A STAUNCH, tURN OF OPINION, bUT i AM GLAD, fOR YOU AND YOUR PERSONAL GROWTH, jOURNEY AND WILL, oBLIGE YOU BY, pITYING THIS,
Hi Karkate. You can't zee it, but I am zmiling at you!
> 0n 1t b0ss
Ok Karkat, whatever you say man.
if thats um,,,,,, really what you want, i can do that i suppose,,,,,,
concept: the pitch exhilaration that pumps through your body when you see a notification from them stumbling through your typing to get an reply back as fast as possible, to humiliate them, to fuel this obsession that creeps over you whenever you see their stupid fucking quirk they hate every single one of your chits you swear the hate bot must be jealous of their commitment to showing you their caliginous affliction but alone there are flashes of something different they say your name even when it pains them to spit it out the difference in your blood color making seeing them grovel for you l...Read more
:33< more kudos to mewdos
▯[[[ litera!!y my life except we're both gold. sooo good ]]]
this is a good one.
h0ly shit y0u |\|_ev_er fucki|\|g miss ra|\|kmaid k_e_ep it up
Thank yoou foor yoour hard woork 8D @gabardineCrescendoo
You really do have a knack for this.
↗️WHAT IS THIS.↗️
- This is mmy life. This is mmy life. This is it. This is it. I'mm ready, life. I'mm READY, LIFE!!! #HateThatGuy 😆🙌
- I think your gander bulbs need a stronger corrective lens. Should I call a mmediculler for you, highblood? 😆
gomen for being away today i was getting treatment post #eridanweek (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, Rankmaid-sensei, my face, heal me, #gore, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/92341f3ed4c1.png
omf..... the rankmaid r u gonna be ok???? :((( we can send jane over 2 help heal u up!
the indigobloods from the rumble are the nurses so im actually ok ^0^
thii2 ii2 the 2iingular mo2t 2tre22ful thiing ii have 2een iin a good whiile. have a 2wiift recovery.
i wish you were here! >0<
Sending you all my healing energy forrr a swift recofurrry!!! 👉🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏥❤️🩹 Mew Mew Kissy Cutie Get Well Soon B333AAAM! mew~ 💖✨
o wait? thats actually AWESOME :D glad to hear it!!! #GetUrSTRONGHealzOn #DootDootDooDooDoot #PretendThatsThatPkmnCenterJingle
oh my god, who did this to you.
Happy STUPID #wizardwednesday at #eridanweek. I am reluctantly participating in the costume theming of the evening at the behest of @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 This hat makes me look like a gnome. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e3ef4ea1b9df.png
DISRESPECTFULLY?
Your content isn't fit to house the manure, let alone root the crops.
my thoughts are a jumble of wwonder and awwe the only thing i can think to say in reply is alakazam
My fucking WHAT?
First the fanfiction and now this? - MC Oleana
w0rth the wait.
>([guys troll bruno mars just got killed at #eridanweek t#is is really gonna fuck up t#e performance sc#edule #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/31cd338dfc31.png]
UR LYING THIS CANT B
thank gog that it wasn't Troll bbno$ I would have ghosted myself again mew~ 💖✨
// hey so if youre under 18 i ban you! shrimple as that
((Wait there's actual minors on this site??? Do they not read the rules???
((Is there a place people can report accounts to, just for everyone's future reference? I'm assuming the discord if nothing else))
// just msg me here
Underage ppl?! I an internet adult space where they can lie!? Impossible
Brother. You pmo for that alone 😭😭 God forbid
As it should be! Keep the grubs off the husktops
"pinned post" rankmaid-sensei (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, biography, requests, fujoshi pride, #nsfw. #nsfwe, archive rating: M ) summary: hello! 0v0 my account is heavily nsfw + nsfwe so please be mindful and curate your chittr experience i mainly posts fics and concepts! i accept requests through dms or in replies please do not be shy! i love making friends but i get very nervous sometimes gomen i am a fujoshi for life and i will never stop do not ask me to thank you for stopping by ^0^ i have attached a simple selfie as well https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48e49cabf77a.png
holy shit.
-2000 hella jeffs to you + 29345687234987634069423875604938567 hella jeffs to madam rankmaid over here because DAYUM
D --> I did not realize you took maid so seriously
we know john
i meant to ppost another image of me at my desk i did not expect this reaction
where w0uld s0me0ne acquire 0ne 0f these b0dy pill0ws? asking f0r a friend.
[|||] you are very uhhh,,, attractive,,, but just to be sure is that a "yeeeeees" or a "noooooo" on keeping it???
a human has never called me hot before especially never a human whom i own the panties of
Ok please dont call them panties. :(
OMG lik£, h£r£'s my outfit for a party I was at tonight!<33 :P https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/Illustration87.png
lmfao i'm following, look forward to seeing more plus if you like the word use it or whatever you get a pass
OMG I lik£, LOV£ th£ sound of this ;P <3 I'll mak£ sur£ to lik£, w£ar my b£st!!!
Lik£, aw shucks!!! :P lik£ thank you SO much!! <3
:P
Sorry for lik£ what? No lik£, n££d to b£ sorry!!
i was staring! okay you wouldnt know if i didnt tell you just now and im still talking oh my god why am i hitting post
concept: your kismesis using your horns to drag you around after them, just grabbing and leading without your permission to shake or nod your head, forcing you to answer their questions how they want as handlebars to keep you from pulling back when they start using your throat (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, #nsfw, #nsfwe, <3<, hornplay, oral, archive rating: M)
LOSER
ANYWAYS, ME AND WHO..
NEVER
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) ͻan ͻonfirm this is very entertaining ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
♰ :) @piousPorcine ♰
⚇ throwing the @ at me in public. ⚇ on a *rankmaid* post. ⚇ dirty <3< ⚇
☆ moirails kissing
cønsøle.løg("i can get behind this");
normalize this
- Ok, they're going to get mme for this, but the mmore I think about it the less I'mm not on board, so
so twue bestie !!!!! X3
yes exactly!
concept: pitchbaiting your blackrom crush by purposefully commenting dense things on their chits or starting arguements just to feel the thrill of them inching closer to snapping and putting you in your place (concept: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, blackrom, #nsfw, asking for it, <3<, chittr mention, out of quadlock, archive rating: M)
:33 < fafurrite thing to do
Ano+ther o+ne fo+r the histo+ry bo+o+ks.
everything you post real as fuck its like tumblr in this bitch
Kind Rankmaid, this is just an average day on chittr.
I CAN FEEL MY FACE FLEXING IN VARIOUS HATEFUL WAYS AT THIS CONCEPT CLEARLY YOU'VE DONE SOMETHING RIGHT
oh mygohd i know who this is about
A g°o.o°d .o°ne th.o°ugh I find many d.o° this n.o°t purp.o°sefully
Soo real @gabardineCrescendoo check this oout
ME ALMOST EVERY POST :3C
concept: on your knees in front of your kismesis, watching them twirl a bat casually you flinch when their grip tightens at the base, reeling back to bring a swing around only to stop a few inches from your head you feel the cool metal gently hit you in a single gentle tap, your kismesis rubbing the blunt end of the bat almost affectionately against your skull "ahh, theres that pretty face" they mutter, causing you to take a moment to straighten your expression and untense the clear fear that was over your features "its too bad im not inside you yet, you get so tight when youre scared like tha...Read more
↗️CONTINUE TO INCLUDE CORPORAL PUNISHMENT AND BLUNT OBJECTS IN YOUR WRITING.↗️
☆not gonna lie i think this happening to me would fix me. Or make me worse. Either way I'm having fun.☆
I really ought to do more violence.
Ah. Yeah. More evidence humans sometimes experience this, had something like this happen. Fun times,
I NEED MORE VIOLENCE ENACTED ON ME ATP
coming back on this acct to speak my truth; And then she hits a gogdamn a home-run with my head as the ball and it lands in a patch of grass and I get dirt in my mouth, and then after she's finished using my helpless body she comes to pick my patiently waiting head back up but first she steps on it and digs her boot into my temple a bit as she gives me that big toothy grin of hers,,, hhh #😻 #violence #cnc #purrrksOfBeingAnimatronic #disassemblyPlay #gore if you squint #purrrcussiveMaintenance #concussiveMaintenance mew~ 💖✨
ii thinbgk i have a concussion my spheres are vvery sore and i cant really remember anything other than hatesnogging troll bruno marss murderer last night tthat was insane (tags: The Rankmaid/Juju, #nsfw, #icame, #eridanweek, #iwantcandy, #idontwantanymorecandyplease, archive rating: 🍭) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de89e459278e.jpeg
I... er... uh... \/\/\/\/ill gladly do it again. Apparently.
you looked amazing!! as always! :)
damn ⓘ h໑pe gettⓘng hate sn໑gged hasn't dampened y໑ur passⓘ໑n f໑r h໑rny p໑stⓘng ⓘt w໑uld be a bⓘg l໑ss f໑r us all the way y໑u have fermented y໑ur h໑rnⓘness f໑r s໑ l໑ng lma໑
ohgod oh fuck i just remembered wwhat happened to bruno no fuck
ii woke up extremely distressed that no one was talking about the him today or last night eridan
hwat
concept: feeling your matesprits hands travel through the sopor to wrap around your body in your shared recuperacoon pressing their hips against you from behind, your sleepiness pulling you in and out of consciousness "you dont care if i...?" they mumble in a slow and desperate voice you shake your head tiredly, dozing back off in the comfort of the slime as you feel them spread your legs a bit wider for use (tags: Reader/Matesprit, flushfic, #nsfw, #nsfwe, soporplay, shared recuperacoon, somno, free use matespritship, archive rating: E)
cønsøle.løg("again i'm decently sure this is a universal experience");
HARD FOR ME TO FIT IN CUPES, but i like this.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ hah… what a dream that sounds like. ]
ghffhogh.
g0rd0|\| ramsay WISH_ES h_e c0uld c00k as hard as y0u
H-...Hȯpiṅg fȯr this ȯṅė day.. x//3c Sȯ iṅtimatė...
:o) Oh my, yes...
concept: down on your knees in front of your kismesis as the world blurs in and out, your body beaten and bloody "say ah, y/n" watching them reach down to grab at your cheeks and force your mouth open your tongue falling from your lips as they slowly drip a long bridge of hot spit into your mouth "swallow" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, pitchfling, spit, spitswallowing, #nsfw, #violence, swallowing spit while youre down, ouch, archive rating: M)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 PITCHED SLOP MAKES THE BLOODPUMPER GROW BLACKER.
Exactly!!
Much to consider here.
>--D=I'm=unfamiliar=with=this=y/n=character=and=I'm=not=sure=if=he's=from=one=of=your=previous=writings=I=apologize=:(//<
concept: your kismesis giving you a five minute head start through the woods before they start their hunt stumbling as fast as you can to find a place to hide, every sound around you making your blood pushing spike in pure unadulterated terror running you know youre not fast enough and it makes every step feel like a losing battle when youre finally caught, they mutter how disappointed they are a boot stomping your head into the ground to make sure there will be no fight left in you when they get started (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #nsfw, #nsfwe, prey/predator, primalplay, pitchslop, pitchfic, ...Read more
aRADIA, fOCUS ON RUNNING, nOT ON TYPING!!!
aRADIA, fOCUS ON RUNNING NOT, tYPING!!!
IF I DONT HAVE THIS, ILL CRY
((Odella considers replying or rechitting, but doesn't, instead just staring at the chit and trying to reboot their brain.))
:33 < this is my exact fantasy!! :33 < except, i'm the huntress, pawbviously
{{ Well now I know what I'm having him do to me for after work~ }}
new banner ^0^ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b7a1eef334cf.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, banner, yaoi, fujoshi pride, my face, archive rating: T)
Respect.
simply beautiful. you have an eye for fine arts, dear one. it was very kind of you to share this. (:^
D --> I am glad you watermarked this image many would steal it for their own otherwise
♰ a true show of artistic power and skill… ♰
absolutely beautiful!!!!
I do very much like the banner, but... question- are you OK? You seem to be bleeding rather profusely from the nose.
thank you yes i am okay sometimes i get a bit overwhelmed but i keep a towel by my desk so its okay ^0^
Good- I would hate for something untoward to happen to my favourite fujoshi. #intendedplatonically
alright its happening chittr critters (tm) third art raffle is greenlit for the masses just react to this post so i can get a list going youre welcome to share it to friends on here too if you want them to have an opportunity go my scarabs
Haha, silly Dave. I don't have *friends.*
omg ur doin a raffle hell yea sign me up strider
fuck yeah im doing a raffle ive got like two more in the future too
concept: your kismesis finishing up with their cigarette and looking to you expectantly "well? ill let you choose, spheres or tongue? i need to put this out" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, cigarette, smoking, #substance, pain, masochism, sadism, sadomasochism, degradation, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Big fan. Huge fan. #Butitwouldbebetterifitwasacigar.
#nsfw They had better be thankful for the stub, as well.
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(( godbless ty ))
thank fucking gawd
Mocali I Owe You My Life
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FINALLY MOTHERFUCKING HOME FROM THE BEAT. time to relax my FAVORITE way. get my chill on with my favorite elixir, on my MOTHERFUCKIN throne.. FREE from those accursed restricting CLOTHES. #nsfw #bulge https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aa5e5cef5f9d.jpg
holy shit aight i sea u i sea u
shiiit aight aight you know what? imma take you up on that sometime
hawt daym
concept: a cute excitable girl using her bulge on a big stoic boys nook and though hes usually very apathetic and tough he blushes and cries while shes on top (tags: Chittr Timeline Trend/The Rankmaid, small top big bottom, no quad mention, chitfic, girlbulge, boynook, #nsfw, archive rating: E)
could you imagine if you were in love like in love love so flushed the world felt like it would crumble if you were apart from them and through unexpected circumstances you die and your matesprit is so destroyed by losing you they spend sweeps trying to perfect a perfect copy in the form of a robot or ai and time and time again it just isnt right so they kill you or at least an iteration of you over and over with their own hands as they rework code or rebuild structures to try and find the same warmth and devotion they held towards you trying to fill the void with a mechanical creation made in your image ...Read more
im not sure
golly!
ok this is my shit
I love my quaXmate trifolX to this extent. \
thats really sad :( hope this never happens to me
ISN'T THIS LITERALLY JUST THE PLOT OF PUELLA MAGI KAZUMI MAGICA.
Interesting.
I KNEW A GUY LIKE THIS ACTUALLY. THAT'S SUCH A FUCKED UP STATEMENT THAT I KNEW SOMEONE WHO I CAN IMAGINE DOING EXACTLY THIS KIND OF NONSENSE. YOU SEEM TO GRAVITATE A LOT TO THE EXTREMES OF EMOTION IN YOUR WRITING AND IT'S HONESTLY REALLY INSPIRED TO SEE SOMEONE AS ENTHRALLED WITH THE QUADRANT SYSTEM AS I AM SO KUDOS FOR THAT.
Unrelated to tonight's festivities. Settling a disagreement with a board member. At what temperature is most appropriate to eat your dinner, presuming the meal is NOT meant to be served chilled? ♥️ - Scalding hot. ♦️ - Hot, but after having cooled down for a couple of minutes. ♠️ - Lukewarm. ♣️ - Room temperature.
wheres the cold option anyway though
I wish I could rechit replies.
<' i personally eat most of my dishes cold because i don't have a radiation-based heat box. :[ '>
as long as its in my ABdOMINAL tubes ANd squiggles i like it [:F
It's clearly the second option, insofar as when you actually eat it. But in terms of serving, assuming you made reservations at a reputable establishment, it should be served as hot as possible to allow you to continue making conversation over the fragrant dishes.∞
This is a socially respectable answer, at least.
ice cold genuinely frozen solid shrimp fuck yes wwho is wwith me
YOU ARE GROSS.
trying to curate a fantroll-centric feed, react to this w/ fantrolls pleaseeee
damas caballeros y gentes estimados bienvenidos im proud to say that its time for yet another drawing raffle get your butts in here hit the fucking react buttons to get in line so i can make this list tonight no you cant bribe me im already rich so dont even try it #artraffle #art #raffle #imeatinganapplerightnow #yummy
I lost all my money betting on child fights.
For $10 you have a deal. Also can I know what you're famous for yet I never learned that part.
<3
aw he loves me i should send him an inconvenient fruit basket
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there's also my ko-fi and my paypal tho those do not have site integration, if you wanna do it that way then reach out via dms
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(( Lol this reply was enough for me to get that we're most likely from the same place LMAO. If it'll help - there are people who might buy you a subscription but it'll cost a bit more (can't recommend any though since I've never gotten one this way. I just now it exists). Or, alternatively, if you have any apple device you probably could fill appleID with gift card and subscribe from there but it'll cost a bit more too due apple's fees))
What was your favorite part of #eridanweek? ❤️ - RUMBLE NIGHT ♠️ - IWANTCANDY NIGHT ♦️ - TROLL LADY GAGA ♣️ - THE CRUCIFIXION
If you have an answer you would like to have win, I might suggest changing that one to the hate react.
ITS IWANTCANDY NIGHT AND THE RUMBLE, NOT EVEN A QUESTION, BEST PART OF THE ENTIRE WEEK.
I'm putting up an icon of Saint Eridan in my home like a good Catholic.
imma find a way to keep you dead foreva you just wait
concept: flarping your teammates are nowhere to be found and youre surrounded by a group of three highbloods on the opposing team "you know this pathetic loser has been pitch flirting with me, right?" the leader sneers, staring at you while the other two girls on her team laugh "seriously...? they think theyre anywhere close to your level...?" your cheeks grow hot, swinging your weapon in their direction angrily and trying to come up with a way out of this contact with the teams clouders have been cut, its like youre not even playing the game anymore "mhm, i bet if i took my bulge out right ...Read more
xXx (( GOGZ!! noz3bluud galor3 o.o )) xXx
xXx (( tho irl i wud hav slit th3r3 juggularz <3 )) xXx
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Interesting one... I'm not a fan of caste difference but I still like the general concept besides that... ]
holy fuckin peak kudos
I'M OFFERING YOU. THE BIGGEST. WETTEST. KUDOS. THAT I CAN MUSTER. #ARIGATOUGOZAIMASHITA
h0w th_e fuck did i miss this 0|\|_e its s0 p_eak
concept: being edged so long you literally cant stop your bulge from slipping into your own nook completely debasing yourself while you let out panicked and humiliated squeals for them to look away, struggling against the restraints on your wrists and ankles they just laugh and lean closer to watch (tags: Reader/Anonymous, Troll/Human, Troll/Troll, Troll/Carapacian, humiliation, extreme denial, degradation, pitchcoded but quad unmentioned, #nsfw, voyeurism, edging, bondage, #nsfwe just in case, archive rating, E)
~never a bad post from you
@cryptaest+eticCompanion did you tell +er
can i request y0u write s0mething with a reader with tw0 bulges next?
dOEs she EvEr miss? #nsfw #nsfwe
<3-Had-this-happen-once,-got-teased-for-it-for-like-a-sweep
If There Is A Link To Read This, Please Post It So I Can Avoid It. Thank You.
ṅ.. Surtur I swėar I didṅ’t say aṅythiṅg abȯut it, shė wȯuld’vė taggėd it likė.. #cȯṅfėssiȯṅ ȯr #aṅȯṅymȯus ȯr sȯmėthiṅg clėvėr!! I DIDṅT SAY AṅYTHIṅG!! #ṅsfw
oh! #chittrconfession seems fun! sometimes when i see two conventionally attractive human boys interacting on my timeline i urinate a bit in my chair and admittedly i think it feels a little good but just a little no im serious just a little anyone else? ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr Timeline, yaoi, fuojoshi, #nsfw, #nsfwe, omorashi, archive rating: P)
~you’re so interesting
You're not alone.
🖐️
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ You are such a fascinating woman. ]
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN. WHAT IS 'OMORASHI'?
the lack of shame on you is admirable.
i respect u and nothin woll change that. even if u do pee ur cahir
oh my god.
Do you … wash the upholstery afterwards?
Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married
Okay I See Now That Was Directed To Troll Obama And Not Me Carry On
everything will be ok. i am willing to bet she would be more than understanding and honestly? she would probably be super into it.
i'm n0t. p0int me t0 wh0ever it is y0u're perving 0n and i'll take 0ver #perving duty in y0ur h0n0r.
belated but congrats!
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Another win!
The internet is girls, and you must take care of her.
cønsøle.løg("røbøts whø are wømen and wømen whø are røbøts make my drøøl");
Good morning, all. Evening's press conference was a layup, as expected. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5c75c6a94a02.png
@furiousHunter Figured you would want to hear about this.x Seeing as you appear to be follow1ng 1n h3r foot5t3p5.x
Lik£, okay diva!!!
It takes genuine talent to be able to nail such things. Kudos to my fellow CEO.
concept: forcing your nonreligious matesprit to read clurch scripture through their whines and moans while you bounce them in your lap (tags: Clown/Matesprit, flushfic, cultchaser, top reader, #nsfw, religionplay, clurchplay, miraculous, honkslop, archive ranking: E)
#SILENTRECHITT
1 LOV3 TH1S 4ND H4T3 TH1S
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WE BEEN SAYING THIS.
or the opposite: having your religious matesprit worship you instead of their god #nsfw
KUDOS! ❤︎
counter point: making your religious matesprit worship and beg for you instead of their god #nsfw
#RECHITT 👀
MORE OF THIS.
> Ok xAT'S BETTER. <