most adored chitts
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(( oh i love this actually ))
HOW MUCH FOR AD SPACE, WHORE. I MUST SPREAD MY MESSAGE.
(( the only time i have ever seen a community so excited for ads to be implemented lol
--) Holy sshit dude, thiss openss a world of money sspending
chay gpt generate me a text or something idk i couldnt think of a good fake prompt
🜂 | Uhuh. 🜂 | Looks like you're trying to tap into premium features...with free-to-play intelligence. 🜂 | I'm a real flesh-and-golden-hued-blood-troll, there, sport. you best keep an eye out for your own actions. they may end up blindsiding you. 🜂 | On both sides. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #ReChittingForVisibility #ByteHODLR #PleaseDoNotActuallyFuckingDoThis
// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
(( another milestone! :D
(( if no secret, what server's characteristics?(RAM, SSD) ))
Hell yeah, good luck!
// thanks for all you do!!
// Congrats!!! You’re doing amazing, thank you for all you do for us
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What? No. It's a light silver. You'd have to see it in person.
Congratullations. Or Ungratullations. I do not know anymore what is appropriate
aww, i wish you had been there...
Another absolutely gorgeous ensemble, Miss Crocker. Not to mention the beauty of the woman underneath.
wwhat wwere wwe fightin about again
I don't know. Who cares. Everything is terrible.
a lot a simps in the replies it makes me a bit sick fifty four likes is borderin on forelock tuggin sycophancy then again you are a wwahman so all you need to do is exist an drovves a droolin cads wwill magically appear to drag their mouth muscles across the ground you tread on the upside you look like youvve gained wweight vvery good keep up the excellent wwork i like a wwoman wwho does her due diligence an you my glitter dribblin tinkerbell made the right decision to inflate your backside for my vviewwin pleasure another ten scrawwls an i wwill be the one liftin the vveil to press a wwet kiss to your covvergrub rum raisin lips
FUCK YOU!!!!!
what did i even mother fucking do!!!!!!!! HOW ABOUT YOU PULL YOUR HEAD OUT YOUR OWN MOTHER FUCKING WASTE CHUTE. fuck you i don't mother fucking need this.
i have been granted unfath0mable p0wer. be afraid. 0u0
here i am. queen 0f the slurs.
I am currently fathoming this power. I am not quite afraid.
oh wow ozymandias is quite the pull. i didn't realize you were read up on earth poetry.
i'm made 0f time. 0u0
it was a pun egbert. 0_0
-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA512 // OOCly i am gonna plug my ko-fi and paypal tho. if you like what im doing here, consider throwing me something. i got hrt and adhd meds to pay for! <3 and chittr's server infrastructure. a patreon with site perks will be set up soon! // https://ko-fi.com/0xeff // https://paypal.me/hecksadecimal #ooc #shilling -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- GzYGkTaN+wAwoX+ObijdbtIiPOjfeFJrXQFRlKyYBgqhRuVMwlYZWmXTph/RZpBU lVZWvyq/zXIMy+EOJiJPTajIEisLihMcECYKUnkTrEsuLmBaBemexMadwZWpnKrR iOXKFFvYB+rLUGEQEms/ZPqSDuffJkquhgHiQUxCUnBbcIhXaotsIPLrRbskxDSP Dqn+UGFYzAVaaRlKehRJpv...Read more
((chittr gold real??
(( hiiiii soo stoked for this-- will "ad space for purchase" be included in this post at some point once that's all set up? 👀👀👀 i'd love to support the site and shitpost as well lawl
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yoo hell yeah
B33 < ty mocali fur fr33ing chittr furom your spare husktop
yippieee!!!
finally, more ram to eat! yum yum™ ^w^
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Finally Some Good Fucking Food
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I call it D.o°cterr.o°r Pepper
this
das crazy, dis post from 3 dayz ago got slapped on2 my feed xP god pushing the realest agenda
Continuing the history of Uesugi Karkat from his courtesan era: The life of a courtesan had educated the Akatsuki in language, poetry, refinement, and performance before a small audience. The next chapter of his life would prepare him to perform in front of a large one. Chosen for youth, beauty, and the type of androgynous features that can be easily slanted towards femininity with a little cosmetic prestidigitation, the life of an ONNAGATA — a Grubuki actor who plays predominantly feminine roles — afforded the troll who would become Uesugi Karkat tremendous fame, recognition, and inordinate wealth for...Read more
TREMENDOUS IMPLICATIONS FOR #GIRLSNIGHT GOING FORWARD.
CHOTTO FUCKING MATTE. HIS SECRET LIFE AS THE WHAT.
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Are you sure?
(V)(',,')(V) dthat was f℧ckine aweasome
I used to rip cans open all the time back in my elementary school days. It’s literally just #normalgirl activities
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zAaAaAaAaMn.
gorgeous!
YOU LOOK AMAZING MESSIAH YOU SLAYEd THE CUNTQUEEN INTO THE GRUB MOTHER
6or6eous!
You wear these colors just as marvelously as your traditional blue. Absolutely stunning.
stunning
damn. YOU SINGLE? ;o) you look too damn good to not have a metallic band on that finger.
serial experiment rank (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: E) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7469669a2ca6.png
gomen how can i fix this eri-chan
wait none of that spanking ignited even the smallest caliginous fit at all
do you have any tattoos
well put this on the other one #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d43ec14e6855.png
kyaaa dont say that so casually
fuck i mean ok perhaps a feww obsidian considerations crossed my mind wwhen you did that you got me there ill retract my prior statement
holy swweet bulge duelin poseidon this is i just teared up a little guys its just so beautiful
TH1S 1S B34UT1FUL 4ND 3V3RY T1M3 1 L1CK TH1S 1 D1SCOV3R SOM3TH1NG N3W
Legislation on Earth-C has officially outlawed the sale of all unauthorized, counterfeit materials bearing my likeness, including toys and other various silly comfortstuffs. Farewell and good riddance, "Janunu." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/77469c7a3c16.png
Okay I can't even blame you for this one.
Actually a reazonable decizion wtf iz that thing
... Thank you.
oh this is actually really cute.
Who would even want that?
Jane what the fuck is this.
It shoulld be put to the sword.
Unreal Heiress, play Mr. Blue Sky by Electric Light Orchestra.
MOM YOURE ALIVE NEVER SCARE ME LIKE THAT AGAIN PLEASE
I mean! Cough. I am pleased as punch the hear you're well, miss!
?they have a human version of Mx. PurPle Sky?
Oh.
What is this. Who sent this to me. What does it even mean. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c85d6579cb53.png
@gutlessGorturer Alrighty. Let us dispense with the pretense of pleasantry, here. I am going to shift to a lower gear NOT in retreat, but in response to what you must assume is a well-calculated assessment of my person. Some minor concessions. That I stress test my alternates and peers for low-risk data by which I may color my own upward momentum. Such is the necessary vehicle of self-improvement when one has blown off the training wheels and is shakily keeping upright of their own volition- something you know nothing about!! Also, they need a little pushing. It's good for them, and for you. Or ...Read more
You'd 8e surprised how easy it is to rig a stupid computer to replic8te someone so low, Tavros!!!!!!!!
jANE IS BASICALLY, oNE OF MY BEST FRIENDS AND TRUST ME SHE,,, sHE'S INIMITABLE,
Tavros you're asking me to give a sh8t a8out an account that apparently had me 8locked despite never having spoken to them 8efore in my life, you're going to have a 8etter time getting a set of ro8ot legs than getting me to c8re with the week I've had 8EFORE heaeing wit this petty sh8t.
,,,i DID GET, a SET OF ROBO LEGS, bUT ALSO i DON'T NEED THEM ANYMORE? i AM CONFUSED BY THIS,
sURE AS LONG AS YOU, pLEASE DO NOT CALL ME MAN?
I use it as a general term for everyone including my w8fe 8ut sure, I'll try to remem8er to make an exc8ption for you.
i APPRECIATE IT! i AM NOT, gENDER-NEUTRAL SO, i WOULD PREFER TO NOT GET GENDER-NEUTRAL TERMS APPLIED TO ME, tHANKS }:)
long post be careful opening obviously i was watching and collecting data while the trend was on and heres what we have for chittrs abo quizbowl night https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/afad7d6464d8.png chittr is 38% alpha, 13.9% beta, 48.1% omega sources: alphas (30) @eilukaDantes dominant alpha @commanderGenes dominate alpha @sanguineSaevitas dominant alpha @thegoodScratchdoctor dominant alpha @diamondsDroog dominant alpha @imperiousCondescension dominant alpha @chtonicAdmirality dominant alpha @ceremonialAlchemy dominant alpha @ectoBiologist_5688 intuitive alpha @justDirk dominant alpha ...Read more
This tracks. Certainly didn't expect so feww betas, but I suppose it takes a certain type of character to wwant to take the quiz in the first place.
Didnt Realize It Was For A Chart! Omegas For The Win Though!!
still have no idea what this means
shit she turned m7 ass into some data wait there reall7 isn't an7 other t7pe of beta?
:o) It would seem I missed the festivities :o) While taking my usual sabbatical slumber :o) Which is perhaps for the best... :o/ As I don't know what any of these words mean.
If I say "I'm a true sigma" how long do I have until someone kills me
-!- Wow, Very Impressive Dataset Indeed! I Can Always Appreciate A Good Information Gathering Session. I Hope Your Files Are Encrypted Though... („¬ᴗ¬„) He He He He
Ah, I am saddened to see I missed this event. However, I took a test previous and received “Alpha.”
I hear the pleas of the masses. But the solution here is NOT more wanton violence. No matter how you may strike this miserable starving poonhound, you will not deter him from the table! ... There is only one weapon left in my artillery. A single lethal projectile by which to silence this fool.
Good to see you back in full form, Miss Crocker. You truly are amazing.
Hey so why did Gamzee smash your face in anyways do yall got like beef or smth
Minor domestic dispute. Mind your own honey beeswax.
Kinda hard to do that when I saw you get fucking pulped in great detail on my dash but ey if thats what ya want
ATTENTION, WORTHLESS CHITTRLINGS. LONG TIME, NO CHITT. THERE HAVE BEEN SOME *AGGRAVATING* DEVELOPMENTS IN MY CAREER AS A PLATFORM USER, AS A CREATOR, AND ABOVE ALL, AS ONE OF THE UNLUCKY JACKOFFS STILL UNACCOUNTABLY FORCED TO EXIST IN A PLACE AND TIME WITHIN A MULTIVERSAL CONTINUITY OF ENDLESS, CACOPHONOUS FUCKRUMPUS PARADOX CHICANERY. BECAUSE I'VE BEEN BUSY TRYING AND FAILING TO WRIGGLE OUT OF THESE DEVELOPMENTS, I HAVEN'T REALLY BEEN AROUND TO PROVIDE AN UPDATE. I'M GOING TO DO THAT NOW. SO DON'T MAKE ME REPEAT MYSELF, BECAUSE I WON'T. I'LL JUST PULL UP THIS CHITT, SEIZE YOU VIOLENTLY BY THE HEAD, AN...Read more
SPEAK FOR YOURSELF. I’VE NEVER BEEN SORRY. AND I’M NOT STARTING NOW.
you look great wwith a tie i guess i wwas just expectin it to be more green @handMaid i thought scratch forced you poor devvils to be green
I WAS HOPING THEY WOULD PUT HIM IN THE MAIDLY MINISKIRT. #MISSEDOPPORTUNITY.
D--> This is e%tremely displeasing news if I was able to share my immunity to such nefarious mind controlling capabilities I would do so even if not especially if doing so would remove said immunity from my thinkpan....allowing the focus of...b100....and....highb100ds....to finally....attempt to dominate my mind....not that they would have much....success. D--> Musings aside if you need any support do not hesitate to ask. I am uncertain how far my parado%ical associatoin with Lord English goes in terms of its place on the Felt hierarchy...hopefully not....too low I mean...could you imagine me being beneath all those plush shoes....but I will stretch whatever capabilities I have to assist you even if it leaves me gaping from e%haustion. #nsfw #liteerallythatworkisnotsafe
Finally. Some competent help.
HHHHH. KUDOS.
D--> I am e%periencing quite the...confused conflu% of emotions over your....e%citement over my post.
so happy to have you as part of the team! 0u0 also i just finished giving @caliBorn his bath could you deep clean ablution block 42 theres a lot of blood
AND VERY LITTLE OF IT. IF ANY AT ALL. WAS MINE. IF RECOLLECTION SERVES. THERE SHOuLD BE A REALLY EFFICIENT FIFTEEN PERCENT PEROXIDE SOLuTION. SOMEWHERE IN ONE OF THE MILK CARTONS. IT SHOuLD BE LABELED. WITH A FROWNIE FACE. TO SuGGEST IT IS SPOILED. OR AT LEAST. WOuLD SPOIL THE INTERNAL CONTENTS. OF ANYONE FOOLISH ENOuGH TO DRINK IT. BE WARNED. IT IS NOT EDIBLE. IT IS ONLY FOR REMOVING THE ALL TOO COMMON BLOODSTAINS. THERE IS. HOWEVER. NO MEANS OF DISCERNING ONE FROM THE OTHER. WITHOuT THE SNIFF TEST. AND SINCE WE DO NOT uSE THAT FRIDGE FOR ANYTHING. BuT HARBORING CHEMICALS. FAILING THAT. THERE IS ALSO THE VERY MINISCuLE. TASTE TEST. IF YOu DID NOT DIE. YOu HAVE NOT FOuND IT YET. GOOD LuCK.
1 KNOW 1 H4V3N'T B33N ONL1N3 MUCH R3C3NTLY BUT FUCK. PL34S3 B3 OK4Y
THANK you, Cronus. This goes to show you that no one is beyond education. ... Is something burning? OH, GREAT BALLS OF FIRE.
What the hell is all over the floor.
Oh my god.
#nsfw I guess.
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[|87 :: D;d you just f;nd the cure for stup;d? 1 must acqu;re th;s knowledge at once!! [|X7
Hello... uhm...I have decided to reward you all early to make up for delayed reviews... Uhm... Hi! HHHEHHHHHH https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5d2190c3b7e7.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0d166fb3d1e3.png ((Art by Spookypoopet on Discord!))
D-->I recognize this is tardy after a de100ge of fa%ual positive feedback D-->Apologies for late pacing like so D-->You are aesthetically well put together regardless D-->The inkwork is uh D-->Yes
Thank You Highblood!
Thank you Pascal!!!
Hffff you shouldn't lower yourself to compare to me...
:D I'll be over in a moment!
Must we undergo the back and forth, in which I implly that I am allready the llowest rung, to which you tell me not to say such things, to which I return the same sentiment? Or shall we skip to the end? Ha Ha. I jest, at lleast in part. Pllace me not on a pedastall, nor dig a pit to pllace yoursellf bellow me. Let us at lleast be llowlly together.
D-->You are welcome D-->Thank you for the %pedited vis001s D-->EZ is adequate, if you are comfortstable with that titleage
That sounds... ez to understand...
Hfffthankyou.
ok so / emergency / i hired a troll / to make an album cover / for strife prodigy / but they got culled / and have all the caegar i can afford to spend / so i'm gonna be kinda selfish / the person who makes / the best album cover / for my next album / with a 7 night deadline / gets a custom badge / it'll be decided on by vote / in the discord / also / no nsfw / please the punk rock album is called strife prodigy / you can submit in this thread / sorry for not clarifying setting up voting / good luck everyone
A punk album you 2ay? II'll try my be2t. http2://cdn.iimgche2t.com/fiile2/3fc40dc85010.png
First time playing around with graphic software. https://i.postimg.cc/W358vdhB/strife-prodigy-rainbow.png
The white lines are to illustr8te the curvature and mastery of the 8lade, where the rain8ow streaks are the individuals one is slaying.
The 8lade is also shattering all of the 'strife kinds' to show dominance over every other weapon.
https://i.imgur.com/L3PHg6q.jpeg ❤️ No need to thank or pay me. I had my servants draft something up in seven hours. While they enjoy a sweet sixteen minute lunch break. You’re the one who gets to eat what Zebruh has cooked. With the help of the help. Cannot forget to rep #OurStruggle ❤️
servants? / why do you have servants
♠️ It’s a scary fucking neighborhood. What do you want me to do? Literally risk their lives sending them outside and unemployed? Like. Ok. Whatever you say, Chix. ♠️
>>| here's my .attempt. .i could go more with frying the .image, but .i would .instead fry my server. .i .even taste smoke .already, so yeah, .i guess. https://hive.beeb.trl/posts/img_021.png
with my p0wer i decree that y0u must c0mpete t0 entertain me and the winner gets a cust0m badge. submissi0ns are n0w cl0sed 0u0 addendum. y0u can try as much as y0u want. y0u d0n't need t0 be funny just bring me m0re j0y then every0ne else.
I could be both. You never know. It's not like I'm in the habit of sharing my personal life with you lot. Most of the time. This place complicates that.
You can't just be both da Dad and the Uncle. It's two totally different experiences. Uncling as a Dad just pisses people off, and Dadding as an Uncle? Seen too many movies play out that trainwreck. ...is it fun bein' a Dad?
It's one of the most rewarding experiences one can have. Among with extended interrogation.
...always kinda wanted to be a Dad. Kept that shit away 'cause I didn't wanna implicate no kids in the fights n' stuff. ...I need a moment to consider things.
m7 matesprit and i de(ided the ke7 to a su((essful redrom is going out to a fan(7 restaurant twi(e a week. i go on monda7s, she goes on frida7s
well m7 (hees7 joke went over better than i thought but let’s be real here, i’m not gonna win with that. so, here’s something that’s more me. [Atta(hed is a video. N7rita fixes the (amera and steps ba(k, grinning. She’s in an SBURB land. in the ba(kground, lights flash, lines on walls shift, and statues (hange position, all on a rh7thm. N7rita boun(es one leg, mat(hing the rh7thm, then begins to dan(e. She’s not trained in an7 parti(ular st7le, but she moves with the gra(e of someone who dan(es a lot regardless. Swinging her hips, pumping her arms, her feet stepping and shuffling, her pon7tail swinging and boun(ing behind her, she does whatever moves appeal to her whim as she keeps the endless rh7thm of the land. And all the while, she’s smiling, e7es half (losed, dan(ing her Heart out.]
even if i don’t win, i had fun, so i win
i like that mindset
Hello again, Aradia. I've brought you a single ounce of fresh wet mozzarella from my sunlit stroll to the market. I wish you great joy.
˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ ; i like y♡︎ur hairr!! its like, cuter than my stylists hair!! that says al♡︎t! ;❀ .˚○ • °
I know we don't always get along. Like when I forgot to bring your favorite toXic waste. Or when you crushed my first two-wheeled travel apparatus with your large body. Or when you accidentally ate my favorite pair of Slewboutins. But I'm thankful for you, nonetheless. I won't belabor the sentimentality, as I know we'd both rather be flayed and dunked into hot oil. Happy #LususDay, dumpmother. I hope you enjoy your gift. #LususReveal #MyLusus https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7500b3ad0dfc.png - MC Oleana
wHAT A LOVELY CREATURE, sHE LOOKS VERY WELL CARED FOR, jUST LOOK AT THE STATE OF THOSE TEETH, aND THE LACK OF EXTRANEOUS EXTERNAL RIPPAGE, tHE LOVE YOU TWO SHARE, iS CLEAR TO SEE,
Thank you, Miss Nitram. Only the best for dumpmother. She may not have literally given me life, but she chose, night after night, not to crush my small meat sack. Which is basically the same thing. - MC Oleana
pRETTY MUCH, nOT CRUSHING EACH OTHER TO DEATH IS,,, iT'S BASICALLY,,, iT,,, i NEED A MINUTE,
Dear god. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7d4308246c45.PNG
we dont need to be universes apart for my )(and to grace you. mine is t)(e )(and t)(at takes in plain sig)(t, amidst walkin s)(adow. all t)(e pointers id take in t)(e world, but you still clin to my old )(uman infrastructure, down to t)(e logo. if i didnt know any better, by t)(e way you carry yourself, t)(e way youre so interested in troll legacy, t)(ere may just be more of me in you t)(an you're lettin on... but maybe t)(ats a question to ask yourself in t)(e mirror next time.
I would bet my hat you just hunched forward over your desk to formulate that response. Shall we continue to go back and forth over which of us is POSITIVELY NOT BOTHERED? It must be a difficult pill to swallow for a woman who once imagined eternity sprawled before her and then got her everloving shit rocked. How should I say this. You're being let go; your department's being downsized; you're part of an outplacement; we're going in a different direction. Your services among sapient civilization will no longer be required. Enjoy that hot pink slip. :B
you are one bar away from soundin like an epic rap battle of )(istory lyric you absolute goober
History indeed! :B That is an excellent summation of your person! You are history.
na)(. just makin it. keep writin under my legacy, )(e)(e)(e)(...
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What the hell.
mOtHeR FuCkEr i tAkE BaCk eVeRyThInG I EvEr sAiD AbOuT ThAt sTuPiD MoThEr fUcKiNg bAbY FeVeR ThInG YoU HuMaNs gEt. No i dOn't. YeS I Do. No i mOtHeR FuCkInG DoN'T. i dOn't wAnT GrUbS. eVeR.
Hah! Oh, miss Crocker this is very sweet. I trust you had a good time within the brooding caverns?
I'M GLAD I'M NOT THE ONLY PERSON WHO'S HAD TO DEAL WITH SOMEHOW THIS EXACT SPECIFIC SCENARIO. AT LEAST YOU HANDLED IT BETTER THAN I DID AND DIDN'T FALL FLAT ON YOUR FUCKING ASS, ALMOST SQUISHING AN INFANT ZAHHAK.
concept: a small dom leaning up onto their tip toes to grab their big sub by the hair and force them to bend all the way down to their eye level a small dom holding the leash to a big sub that towers over them a big sub who could so easily overpower their small dom physically making the willing choice to be beaten and bruised and not stop it from happening a big sub looking so scary and intimidating but turning into a pathetic barkbeast as soon as their small dom snaps their fingers and points to the ground in front of them (tags: Small Dom/Big Sub, even better if the big one is the top, cou...Read more
I don't usually like your posts, but I am taking notes...
💠~ Sighhhhh. Yeah. ~💠
:o) hey did you have anyone in midn when you wrote this miss rankmaid hello
miiss rankmaid did you think of anyone
rankmaid-sama
hey miss rankmaid whio is this about
down boy! 0u0
:oX arf
Ugh. I know you all have been waiting with baited breath. So, fine. I suppose I can no longer deny you. Get me to 10k Kult, and I'll post #NSFW of myself. I've already booked a photorturegrapher for the occasion. #Girlboss #WomenInSTEM #WomenOutOfPocket - MC Oleana
I c.o°uld run y.o°u .o°ver- yes my p.o°st is ab.o°ve y.o°urs I was first after all
.o°h hey by the way?
*bated -u°
Is it, though? I think the "bait" was rather successful. - MC Oleana
I am n.o°t sure I believe that reas.o°ning is n.o°t just an excuse. Unless y.o°u are saying there is bait up.o°n y.o°ur breath that I sh.o°uld be trying t.o° get at?
You don't trust my proclivity for puns? My clever turn of phrase? Hinting at my true intentions? - MC Oleana
The hint came with y.o°ur pr.o°fessi.o°n well en.o°ugh. I supp.o°se if y.o°u d.o°n't want my m.o°uth parts in y.o°ur breath grasping f.o°r a nibble then there is n.o°thing else f.o°r me here
.u°
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c18d22db47cb.png https://youtube.com/shorts/Aq3OQrPcVV4Y #eridanwweek #imcoming #bouncingonit #iwwantcandy
(( Holy shit yeah no kidding, could you imagine? 😭😭😭 ))
#iwantcandy #bouncingonit #cream? #creamteam? #creamonhim? #idontrememberthatone #eridanweek #imcoming
:33 < what an incredible spokespurrson!! :33 < #eridanw33k was full of laughter tears and dead people :33 < and the big lesson i have now learned is :33 < is ummm :33 < i guess ampurra is cool? sometimes? :33 < y :33 < yeahhh!! thanks spokespurrson! #icametothisvoice
#WECAME!!!!!!!!!
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Lik£, SO r£al.. #sph£r£soutforbruno
#weCAME
#ERIDANWEEK WAS A BEAUTIFUL DREAM. WE ALL THOROUGHLY ENJOYED YOUR HUMILIATION. PLEASE DO IT AGAIN SOON. #IMCOMING. #BOUNCINGONIT. #IWANTCANDY.
im trying to get better at posing for selfies does anyone have any tips https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/82f03a56fcbb.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, rankmaid-sensei, my face, archive rating: G)
im so embarrassed i didnt notice it before it was pointed out but everyone seems to like the picture anyways so im keeping it up none of my undergarments were clean so i had to borrow my hivemates! 0///n///0
:33 < Well, if it makes mew f33l bettfurr, I think it really works for mew!!! Real eye catcher, or.. well, it has me staring at least! Wait that sounds bad? I'm trying to say I like it. I like you. I'm talking too much actually.
yOU SHOULD W1PE YOUR FACE BEFORE TAK1NG P1CTURES, BUT OTHERW1SE GREAT WORK, VERY COOL mEG1DO-SAN, - n1TRAM-DONO
arigatou nitram-kun i cant believe you are here on chittr i have talked about you so much to all of my friends! 0v0
tHE LAST M1SS1ON TOOK A LONG T1ME, 1'M GLAD TO BE BACK, 1 TRUST YOU KEPT THE lOST wOODS SAFE WH1LE 1 WAS GONE? - n1TRAM-DONO
i am so glad youre safe!
yes i stand as a bastion protecting the villages not unlike thorfinn!
oh wwwwwwwwooooowwwwwwww oh my oh my oh my
yes wwoww my eyes are vvery glued to this i mean ahem i think it is the duty of any self respecting high blood to provvide all the necessary help affirmations and uplifting to evvery loww blood please let me lift you i mean ahem it is only my social duty
10k kult! thanks for reading my work and hopefully enjoying it! 0v0" (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, my face, Rankmaid-sensei, hhh, i need another cigarette, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e868b9d5e00a.png
yes
ⓘ cant belⓘeve ⓘm usⓘng the fuckⓘng term but y໑u truly are a master ໑f gap m໑e c໑nsⓘderⓘng h໑w fⓘlthy y໑u and y໑ur r໑໑m are but h໑w ad໑rably shy y໑u are ໑n camera lma໑
ah... do you really think so
yeah ⓘ mean damn ⓘve never met a tr໑ll s໑ shamelessly slutty and yet als໑ s໑ embarrassed ໑ver that fact ⓘn any pⓘcture taken ໑f them lⓘke are y໑u w໑rrⓘed any ໑f the freaks f໑ll໑wⓘng y໑u are g໑nna start chⓘttⓘng y໑u ⓘnsults c໑nsⓘderⓘng h໑w depraved the regular shⓘt y໑u p໑st ⓘs ⓘ speakⓘng as ໑ne ໑f the freaks f໑ll໑wⓘng y໑u ⓘ als໑ y໑ud pr໑bably get ໑ff ໑n the ⓘnsults anyway #nsfw #nsfwe
wwait i dindt know you had an account please dont look
D --> Perhaps you should have considered this before you posted it to the internet my dear D --> Your digital footprint is your networking currency
my digital... footprint...?
+10000 HELLA JEFFS HAPPY 10k
Much of Uesugi Karkat's early life is completely unknown. Due to his total hemoanonymity over the many sweeps of his time in East Alternia, it cannot be deduced what province, prefecture, or continent he hailed from before his sudden arrival in Trollshiwara, the famous red light district of Troll Edo. What remains consistent is this — he arrived as a foreigner who did not speak the language, seemingly fallen out of the sky and into the cart of a local brothel owner. The owner was purportedly so taken with his boyish beauty and gap moe tsundere personality that he immediately set him to work as a court...Read more
pretend im quote rechitting this for a ratio arigatou https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b6787e6ab04b.png
c< yes MaaM! O7 >c
s0mething something sweaty nerds meta reference.
get his ass rankmaid
i wish i could @everyone frankly. rankmaid sweep!
Imagine my smirk.
Another shoot this morning. I'm reticent to attach the release of the images to profanity, but per my social media manager, they "helmed the mothership straight into the cuntagon." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/04a43867d9bf.png
its a wut
o dammit that was my autocorrect censoring me i meant human puss :( u know..... like the cunt
k well that depends
actually no i dont think i can do the birds & bees school feedin w/ u for this one champ im tapping out
oH, i KNOW A LOT ABOUT, bIRDS AND ALSO BEES, tHOUGH MORE ABOUT BIRDS THAN BEES, bEES ARE MORE, sOLLUX'S DEAL,
WHAT IS WITH THE ANATOMY LESSON TRANSPIRING IN MY NOTIFICATIONS RIGHT NOW. GOD DOG!
NOOOO I SAID I TAPPED OUT I TAPPED OUT JANEEEEEEEEEE D:
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glittering gold trinkets and a badge paid for in blood https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c6bb9e928dd7.png
cute!!!
you look gorgeous! i love the style, hehe.
Such a salacious expression...the thoughts that run through that mind. Inordinate debauchery, one vice of many
print("is this my sign to finish that gaus?")
Perfection.
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you are absolutely beautiful!!! i love this!
:o) Most wonderful...
for every like i will list a hear me out please dont be mean to me when i start listing them please (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
trollbama
... Thank you, Rankmaid. I am flattered.
dr easterman specifically got you to reply like that? X0X
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I mean, I get it. The way he talks to the Reagent is... fascinating. ]
dont you wanna be my little how high darlin? 0v0
:o) How do I like a post. :o) More than once.
i hope everyone had a rank day of the hopbeast! 0v0 i am selling this outfit second hand as it is just a bit too small for me sadly so if youre interested in purchasing it please let me know ^0^ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bb4c2e1e1c98.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, my face, rankmaid-sensei, archive rating: M)
hEY, i CAN HELP YOU, cLEAN UP A LITTLE, iF YOU NEED THAT SEEMS, uNSANITARY, tHERE,,,
*Currently so dizzy she's seeing stars* there are angels everywhere forrr those with the eyes to see,,,, mew~ 💖✨
ssend me your coords and ill package the hopbeast suit up for you!
Yes maam!! *Salute!*
wElL ShIt, I LiKe tHe sOuNd oF ThAt. My gAnDeRiNg oRbS ArE JuSt lOoKiNg fOr sOmEtHiN CuRvY AnD RaDiCaL FoR ThEm tO WaTcH. mAyBe tWo tHiNgS SiTtIn rIgHt nExT To eAcH OtHeR. hOoOoNk.
ⓘ thⓘnk pers໑nally that ⓘt fⓘts y໑u very well th໑ugh w໑rd ໑f advⓘce ⓘf y໑u dⓘd the e><act same ⓘmage rⓘght but rem໑ved the ໑utfⓘt p໑rtⓘ໑n ⓘ thⓘnk that w໑uld make f໑r an even better ⓘmage mⓘght just be me th໑ugh.
D --> The state of your hive is beyond the pale D --> DM me your schedule, I'll hire hive cleaners to tidy things up at your earliest convenience
ah i wouldnt want to put you out like that exemplar danklook sir
maid vs maid livefeed https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f9e8f4146822.png #jakedirk #rumbleindapumpkinpatch
what a fu(king move
ngh. sss.ssenesi sekkushi...#admiration —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
"pinned post again without the accidental body pillow attachment gomen" rankmaid-sensei (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, biography, requests, fujoshi pride, #nsfw. #nsfwe, archive rating: M ) summary: hello! 0v0 - my account is heavily nsfw + nsfwe so please be mindful and curate your chittr experience - i mainly posts fics and concepts! i accept requests through dms or in replies please do not be shy! i love making friends but i get very nervous sometimes gomen - i am a fujoshi for life and i will never stop do not ask me to - you can find out whether i am currently online by the status in my bio ...Read more
ah... i have never filled a quadrant before i get too nervous
can i try rizzing y0u up?
i think i might be too old for you
h0nestly that might n0t be true. but even if it is, hey, i d0n't have a pr0blem with 0lder w0men. 0r men if y0u need s0me inspirati0n f0r y0ur next fic.
hhgnj are you seirous
y0u sh0uld see the hidden f0lders 0n my deskt0p s0metimes. have the humans intr0duced y0u t0 the terms milf and dilf yet?
i have a lot of hidden folders too many we could.. compare them sometime? 0///v///0” i am familiar with the one that refers to a human male lusus
hell yeah we sh0uld. just say the w0rd and i'll see if i can find s0mething in my stash y0u might like.
our living spaces are frighteningly similar
Hello miss fujoshi, do you know any himes I can follow? I don't like guys
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Oh I cannot WAIT to be back to work.
(( Immediate sub :} ))
((If only there was another way to support, patreon's blocked in my country X( ))
there's also my ko-fi and my paypal tho those do not have site integration, if you wanna do it that way then reach out via dms
(( Ko-fi and paypal both blocked DX. But I'll find a way cause this site is the best! ))
(( Lol this reply was enough for me to get that we're most likely from the same place LMAO. If it'll help - there are people who might buy you a subscription but it'll cost a bit more (can't recommend any though since I've never gotten one this way. I just now it exists). Or, alternatively, if you have any apple device you probably could fill appleID with gift card and subscribe from there but it'll cost a bit more too due apple's fees))
((Unless I'm accccidentally reccreating a financcial ccrime of some kind, it's possible you ccould have a trusted friend who does have accccess to those things handle the subsccription for you and you just give them the money to donate????))
(( I had a very trusted affiliate, but he went missing for awhile. I do found a new one, but it's a bit unreliable. But I do plan to at least go for a ko-fi. Patreon is practically impossible. ))
are you going to let me in ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, no, im not a human, pale visitor, #horror, #nsfw, #gore for bloody nose, #body-horror just in case, archive rating: M) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/09586683bdfd.png
Funny, the terror I feel only makes it hotter, you’re onto something here
i wouldnt survive because of course my dumbass would let you in
i just need 1 more human boy
u can onyl come in if we watch them touch each other together!!!!
i need to post about this hold on
please come in! i'll put some water on to boil!
:o) Ah, miss Rankmaid... :o) Seeing you partake in such uncanny horror brings joy to me :o) Right down to my very marrow. :o) I am so very proud.
would you let me in? 0v0
:o) Oh most definitely. :o) Regardless of the consequences.
An official statement on my rendezvous with @aeneasCaldarium. He joined me at the Crocker estate for supper, and we had a long, civil adult discussion on the subjects he erroneously ascribed to MY person in his sloppy pursuit of my alternates. I took great care to wipe that slate clean and to reeducate him (VERBALLY) on the state of my interests and endeavors. He was... more than receptive to my revisions. :| Then he left! I wholeheartedly accept the apology and corrected statement that followed. And that is all she wrote, buster!
Your lack of composure is noted alongside all other instances of your freely expressed will.
Boooo nothing ever happens
First off Im not a chud I just like using the phrase Second off, please don't fight me Im not in the mood rn.
I'm going to provide you a singular opportunity to train the AI sucking your brainstem NEVER to speak to me in that manner again. If you're as intelligent as your wire (and circuit) mother, you'll learn.
You have been designated a failure by the Crocker Corp Board of Directors. Should we meet, your termination will be handled immediately.
Crockercorp. One word, you disappointing fucking dullard. Also- the "BOARD OF DIRECTORS?" What reality are YOU dwelling under the funk of wherein OUR namesake corporation is run by ANYTHING other than our own private equity? You haven't bought back your own fucking stock? The bootstraps are for PULLING ONESELF UPWAYS, not tangling around your own gullet like an unobserved toddler stumbling into the window shades! :B But let us be quite frank with ourselves, shall we? You are cognitively ROTTING under the yoke of that contraption. You will never aspire to anything greater than burrowing mouth-first into your empress' shoe leather like a rat trying to find fresh air. And good gravy, that is ok! I have now thoroughly observed you. Beneath the heel of a more intelligent superior is precisely your niche, Jane. Hold on tight to that shelter, because we can all see VERY APPARENTLY that you do not have the chops for upper management.
I do so love seeing you at full form, Miss Crocker.
Apparently because you had zero return input! :B A failsafe by your second brain to prevent the shame burning through your HUMAN nervous system? Try turning yourself off and on again.
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NO KEEP SAYING IT DON'T LET HER BRING YOU DOWN FATASS FATASS SHES PART OF THE GROS BOURGEOISE GET HER TAVROS.
i... have never known this. can't you be an honorary omega kid with me?
wELL, i'M NOT A KID, aND THAT MIGHT GET CONFUSING WITH, tHE tAVVY, bUT THANK YOU FOR, tHE OFFER!
you just reffered to yourself as an alpha KID and he can be tavvy and you can be the Cooler Tavros
tHAT FEELS, uNFAIR TO HIM, hE SHOULD NOT HAVE TO LIVE IN MY, cOOL AND AWESOME SHADOW,
he's actually pretty swallowed up by his mom's shadow. but that's the life of a god kid.
wELL, wE HAVEN'T SEEN HIM, oR MUCH OF THE OTHERS ANYWAYS, sO,,,,,,,,
DINER QUESTIONNAIRE. VERY serious business. I advise you all to proceed with caution. ♤ - Waffles. ♢ - Pancakes. ♧ - French toast. ♡ - Doot-doo-doot-doo, can't wait to get a mouthful.
((God, how old is that
◥▶◀◤ —> Mouthful of what?
Mouthful of what?
mouthful of what?
Very millennial of you, Ms. Crocker.
mouth full've what?
I was born in 1996.
We just said the same thing.
The ancient hymns...
<3 !!!my mouth is oPen ANd waiting messiah!!! dOOT dOO dOOT dOO
concept: mutual masturbation with your moirail nodding your head quickly when you both get close “do it for me, cmon, cmon, you can do it, im right here, i got you” their hands stuttering to try and keep up with yours the most comforting aftercare (tags: Reader/Moirail, #rankworks, rails pails, pale pails, railpailing, palefic, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
((wow i might actually steal this one
C:~ Wrenching nostalgia.<
… ://)c @pȯsitivėlyėlatėd
:33 < I think abmeowt this one a alot.
ȯȯhhg Vėṅėra, ȯkay ȯkay I'll bė mȯrė cȯṅsėrvativė fȯr appėaraṅcės sakė!! x0c
FINALLY MOTHERFUCKING HOME FROM THE BEAT. time to relax my FAVORITE way. get my chill on with my favorite elixir, on my MOTHERFUCKIN throne.. FREE from those accursed restricting CLOTHES. #nsfw #bulge https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aa5e5cef5f9d.jpg
holy shit aight i sea u i sea u
yea 38) you got my seal of approval cod dam
shit buoy i might have to look at the SIZ-E a that thing
shiiit aight aight you know what? imma take you up on that sometime
hawt daym
I refuse to indulge another fleeting masturbatory trend on this feed. I will NOT be partaking in "Smash" or "Pass." However. ... Like this chit and I will assign you "S" or "P." ... For these purposes, they refer to "sponge" and "pound" cake, respectively. :|
Sponge cake. Why the face. :|
Why do I get the feeling it’s more than being about actual cake. Eh, whatever, I’m curious
... Poundcake.
Oh Miss Jane I just GOTTA know.
P. :|
what!! whats wrong w/ the face lol im just........ SURPRISED is all
A great meeting with my constituents. Thank you both, @controversialMilk & @naughtyTechnician, for sharing your opinions! https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/kryqus/obamna.png
◌ Very professional, all three of you. I'm glad the meeting went well. ⧂
Did yoou just call Troollbama a fucking chud?
✿ i hav my opinions on this guy but they would call me too woke bruh
Don't let them hate on you for calling me a chud. I find it hilarious.
Will yoou jooin #TeamChud
Probably not.
>> gwhwhwjwj thank you 1arkડo 👉👈
i did n0t rea1ize y0u b0th went!
+1000 aura
AS PROMISED. BORING. PLAIN. BOG-STANDARD. THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF "BARE FUCKING MINIMUM." UNLIKE THE OBNOXIOUS, SWAGGERING SHOWBOATS WHO SHOWED UP IN SIXTEEN LAYERS OF NEON GOSSAMER FOR MY BULB-SEARING PLEASURE. SIGH. SAY HI IF YOU'RE HERE, I GUESS. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/A9803F4D8B82.JPG #MIDNIGHTCITYGALA
:33 < so dappurr!! :33 < sometimes the most simple of looks are the most effective :33 < *ac holds up a little sign in her paws* :33 < *would you look at that! it says 10 slash 10!!*
🜏 ii ♱hiink yɛ look niixɛ, don'♱ go♱♱a ♱ɛarr o♱hɛrrs down ♱o hypɛ urrsɛlf up man. ♅
alchemy wwith the boys nevver fails to delivver #swwag #class #karhasthatshiton
>> Cute :)))
OOOH!! OOH!! YOU T4ST3 SO GOOD! >:]
you look so handsome and im really normal about this image! 0v0
i think you look very distinguished!! <3
YOU'RE ATTENDING IN A SUIT? THIS IS SO FUCKING EMBARRASSING DUDE, WHY THE HELL ARE WE GOING *ANYWHERE* IN A SUIT?! THERE IS NO EVENT, GALA, PUBLIC ORGY OR PUBLIC HANGING WORTHY ENOUGH TO GET US TO ROCK UP IN A SUIT! YOU'RE REALLY LETTING THE SIDE DOWN HERE. IF THIS IS WHAT MY FUTURE IS DESTINED FOR, GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
I Have Never Been Quite So Disappointed To Have Missed An Event You Looked Stunning Dear
Like this chit and I'll tell you if your typing quirk is moronic, based purely on a superficial skim of your profile.
@advantageousCatharsis Horrible. Change it.
@introvertedInnovator Readable. Makes you sound sort of mealy-mouthed. If that's your intention, well done.
@carcinologyGenarch Quirk is fine. Timeless, even. But why do you look like that.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHY DO I LOOK LIKE THAT.
B33 < awww B33 < thanks jane!! BX33 < i try not to go ofurboard and i like having a designated place to put my emeowts
... Nothing. Nevermind. <:|
Doggone it, that is the funniest possible answer anyone could have come up with. You picked me the most succulent fruit right off the dialogue tree.
OKAY.
... What. Really.
:33 < None of mew know how powerfurr i really am :33c
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა hello⁀hi! i⁀had⁀a⁀hunch! blackmail⁀is⁀powerful⁀stuff! i⁀ha(V)e⁀deli(V)ered⁀many⁀an⁀en(V)elope⁀full⁀of⁀it⁀to⁀a⁀powerful⁀troll! they⁀always⁀try⁀to⁀cull⁀me⁀but⁀they⁀ne(V)er⁀catch⁀me⁀in⁀time!
i do!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1???!!!!;!
:33 < finally a nep in pawer
(^･ω･^) < I KNEW HOW POWERFUL YOU WERE FROM THE FIRST DAY I LEARNED OF YOUR EXISTANCE, I WILL ALWAYS RESPECT YOU!!!
:33 < hey, looks like a me with moderation power!! (:33 < i believe anyway?? arent alternate universes so confuzzling to k33p track of? XPP) :33 < you know what this meaaaans :33 < a new purremium user tier! paying up means you get a fr33 shipping grid to show off :33 < virtual pets! every user gets a meowbeast or barkbeast or whatever! :33 < bad vibes = big big ban!! wuhpow! :33 < *ac curtsies quite modestly at our new kittylover in charge! this will be a day to remember foreverrr* :33 < *unlimited pawwwerrrr!! :DD* :33 < h33h33h33!! anyway yes congrats
˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ ; d♡︎ing us all a fav♡︎ur by keeping certain tr♡︎lls inline! hehe! >_< ;❀ .˚○ • °