♦ pitied by @awakefromAcheron
c< step by step eveN if tHe eNd is far away >c
g0ing two be a purely 0n the go s0rt of day.
Not particularly!
Just saw someone ask “what should you do on a date?” and the response was “take his wallet” & “take his kidney.” Note to self: do not turn to Chittr.ing for advice.
ANDHESSTILLMADDDDDD
that's me in the corner... that's me at the pot, luck. missing my home kitchen.
The people wishing to get their skull crushed by thighs have to remember that the person who has those thighs has to live with what they've done for the rest of their life. #pensive #suggestive #gore
Ive tried getting tatt00s bef0re but my gh0st b0dy has rejected all 0f them In a few m0nths 0r even weeks its like its never been there at all. Same thing applies t0 piercings 0r scars. It sucks 0n0
id rather go blind again
seariously man why do all damaras flock to me when im tryna exist peacefully my posts aint even freaky
joy an wimsie hat typng 🦎😮💨🥱🛏🔄
god damn, i reall7, reall7, /reall7/ underestimated her. hol7 shit. i got fu(ked /good/ #nsfw
ever7one is now double tapping m7 afterglow, and 7ou know what? hell 7eah. i did it gu7s, i finall7 broke m7 topping streak. us swit(hes /(an/ be swit(hes and not just substitute tops. i represent hope in this sexual lands(ape #nsfw
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its so cute bro 38( i wanna eat it
[|87 :: Guys the 4MEO-DMT got me act;n unw;se #substance
oh my fucking god. i swear i am going to cull those clones myself.
looks at the friend feed. "oh dangit im missing on stuff." looks at the main feed: "oh shoot im missing my friends posts"
chocolate. yes it gives my stupid dogsprite body a tummyache (I LITERALLY HAVE THE ENZYMES FROM MY HUMAN HALF!!! MAGIC IS BULLSHIT) but its too fucking yummy to ignore!
you know what? ive been evil jade and nice angie, im just going to be morally neutral mean angie now. fuck you all.
Do you t)(ink t)(is is an inside our outside t)(oug)(t to s)(are wit)( me? 38)
o°~teeheehee~°o how cruel :•< o°~teeheehee~°o
Jade won't let me fight a rhino......
NERVOUS. AND STILL GETTING HEADACHES.
To steal 50 dollars of your time.
also tc sux keep ur eyes off my rps man thas creepy
it’s not even ne(essar7, is what breaks m7 heart. does burais reall7 think the real karama wouldn’t hug her and wat(h the rain with her? that le7nah wouldn’t bake her bis(uits? fu(k, man
why are there clones on the- no. stop asking these questions, timi. every answer is the same.
I woke up with so much slick down my legs and I can't even get a little titillation...? #nsfw
[BEGIN MESSAGE] zhe haz been ca11ed tt0 d0 an0ther ttazk. zhe 1eft my v0ice 0ff :c #b0dyh0rr0r [END MESSAGE]
(\ /) [ another audio file. ] [ this one is more distorted by spurts of static; continued sounds of the fight persist before one big clatter of materials. after a longer pause of static, the sounds die off, replaced by what sounds like... sobbing? ]
i always am slighty too slow on the draw.
CAN I GET A DO OVER? I'M FAILING AT THIS ALREADY.
didnt feel like scrolling down to edit shit
i have to go get an ultrasound on my heart tomorrow. i do not wanna.
(⊱♓︎⊰) not really, but i don't need any kinda relationship except her!
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘: A Lost Soul. the Sound Of Silence Was Deafening As I Lay Beside Her. skin Against Metal. somehow, It Felt Better Than Every Night I'd Spent Chasing Dopamine In Pailing With Other People. this Felt Real. and The Feeling Stayed. even With The Distance Between Us, I Still Wanted Her. then Came The War. conscription. i Barely Made It Through. it Was Hell. when I Returned, Things Almost Felt Normal Again. almost. then She Died. or So I Thought. the Death Was Fake. and Now? i'm Still Here. alone. or Maybe I Just Feel Alone. i Don't Know Anymore. every Time I Come Back, I Feel Like A Different Person. #sad #yearning #nsfw you Won't Be The Same Ever Again, And That's Alright. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗 https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1faipqlsekfh6j2vgskoqsezds9n0t5tnb8gtkihiapootjcd9yp3hmw/viewform?usp=dialog
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STRIDERS WITH EDGELORD ASS NAMES STOP REPLYING AND INTERACTING WITH MY CHITS. SEND CHIT
No I just w★nted ★ c★n of the stuff. I c★n't drive.
i can't type i'm still adjusting t0 the f0nts changing back
0kay thank y0u me g0g i need my r0b0t b0dy back i miss my built in web br0wser
I w★s promised th★t font for one d★y, this will not go unnoticed. #m★kethefontworse
My tilde... my tilde. What have you done to her? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ /Pathetic/.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] g1ad z0me 0f y0u get tt0 n0w direct1y underztand what i mean when i zay my pan iz itchy. [END MESSAGE]
> what the fuck happened t0 the f0nt
Pika pika pika pika pika pika pika pika? Pika Pika pika pika pika pika pika? Pika pika pika pika Pika pika.
fuck y0u
c< agreed, i caNt dO My seductive bullsHit! >c
man i got up to piss what did yall do to make the owner mad i cant read this shit this font is so bad
We all of us should grovel and apologize to our chittr overlords! We are disgusting sinful creatures and we deserve this punishment. I will submit tickets I will submit tickets I will submit tickets
the f0nt in the st0re has als0 changed fucking h0w #sevenelevenp0sting
c< ~~~~ tHese are tildes, by tHe by, aNd tHat sucKs ass >c
i wish i was someones number one sometimes, but i'm just some lousy human!
c< i Hate NOt KNOwiNg HOw 2 feel #vaguepOstiNg >c
i do not drink enougj my tolerrance should be WAY HIGHER.
racoons r neat they shuld still stay the fuck away from my cat
Be honest do you like me for me or for my uncanny personality and appearance based resemblance to your dead lover and friend #silly
Diamonds Droog.
Attagirl.
I'm going to go look for my roommate and maybe get riddled with bullets by a giant green guy. #violence
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFWWW.
i dont have a problem with the way the font looks??? its just really small and bad for my eyes
I'm going to try using that dating app I installed and never used. .
Nevermind apparently my account got hacked.
i lost by 2 fucking points man. mario kart is bullshit.
Fighting every urge to not call her right now because I'm the last person she wants to hear from. #yearning #vaugeposting
maybe if he got laid, he'd be easier to talk to #nsfw
I need to start dating again.
i miss my studoi orbot bf *stupid *ribit **ribot ***FUCK
muttjade made their choice. they were faced with an emptiness NONE OF YOU can imagine!!! you have to be nice to them! you WILL NOT change their mind, so being mean just does nothing except show them that they will never be accepted by anyone else... yelling at them and calling them names only makes what you percieve as a "bad thing" worse!!!! ...theyre happy. can we please just let a jade harley feel happy instead of lonely? :(
Gods do I regret not culling my tentacles, this is very uncomfortable. #getmeenahadate
messed up when i watch ravens do barrel rolls in the sky near me those fuckers are taunting me they want me to join in so they can judge me
i miss my wife, tails.
LROD I SEE U IN NOTIFIE I MISS YOUUUUU 🙏🙏🙏💚💚💚💚
:33< *the mighty huntress bends ofur to pick something up there is a sickening crunch and she collapses nefur to be s33n again*
Alive for the 3rd time, specifically. No, I am not going to lose my life over the agony of watching two people flirt. Rather, it makes me wish everyone else was dead.
Meulin and Mituna are flirting on my post. I am in hell. Kill me.
Girrl it fuckin' SUCKS. I hate wheneverr it happens cuz then I come back and I'm in th' same damn spot as beforre like fuckin' hell. One of th' worrst kindsa deaths. #death
I'VE THOUGHT OF DOING ONE OF THOSE ASK ME SHIT FORMS BUT I'M SELF AWARE ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND THAT NOBODY ACTUALLY GIVES A SHIT.
i kn0w foll0wing errant ideas helps stave off the r0t and all but i can't help but immediately think this was a bad idea.
i miss her #yearning
i DONT THINK, i LIKE HOSPITALS ACTUALLY,
Thinking a8out her a lot l8ley. <3? <>? <3<? c3<? Fuck. #vagueposting #yearning
well. i feel like a fucking idiot. typing this out now. after blowing up his fucking hive. like a stupid. piece of shit. but whatever. i have. another epitaph for him too. i never understood what you saw in me. once, you told me, while we sat outside looking up at the stars, that you saw so much more beauty staring into my eyes. adn then we just held each other for what felt like forever. even now, when i close my eyes, i still ferl your arms wrapped around me. i still feel the warmth in your touvh. to you, i was the stars. to me - you were that, and so much more. i don’t even think I’m smart enough to put it into wordz, the magnitude of it. you were everything. every fucking thing to me. i'D do any fucking thing for yuo, just to see that wide, toothy smile again. i don’T think anyone has ever made a guy like me feel so fucking wanted. so needed. and when you went, i think a large part of me went too - if not all of it. thank you for everything, karmin. i love you. #phuntrsawesomequest #substance
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Whilst I may think of myself as important, it’s far more important to remind myself of my unimportance. For example, whilst I may be in my story important.. I am a footnote in hers. I will never be something more than that. Nothing more to expect. Nothing more to gain. I am but the ring in a desk, a memory in the wind.」
😭😭
[With a surprisingly bloodcurdling warrior's shout Tavros slams her fist against Vriska's face. There's a spurt of blood, and a tooth flies. Her glasses have long since been lost. She stands up with a huff, and lets the shot linger on Vriska's prone figure. They appear to be up on the roof of the hive. She laughs, almost cruelly, then crouches down to start pulling her upto her feet. "c'MON, c'MON, gET UP, vRISKA, iT'S TIME FOR ME, tO DO MY, fINISHING MOVE,,!"] @ARACHNIDSgRIP9137 #VIOLENCE #GORE
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Shining shoes.」
(Never search yourself and your best friend in the internet) Woof
I do not think the purpose of a maid is to have fun, despite what many internet forums would have you believe.
=Th€ gir| i was auspisticing with just got with my €x-mat€sprit, UGHHH, so fucking awkward
i have a singular way and im vaguely banned from it
fuck i am shit at deadl0ck
fuckin traitors
sorry its been a minute, connections been pretty finicky recently not that anyone really cares
shoulda said yes! god i'm dumb.
hearing /)min/)us h/)nking at 2 am and i g/)tta figure /)ut if im b/)uta bec/)me a percentage /)n a statistic /)r s/)me/)ne’s playing a shitty prank
May begin blocking people I know I can't interact with. Simply to spare us both the trouble.
a... fun part 0f n0t having a11 my mem0riez. i have dizc0vered that a 1eg i am g0ing t0 repair iz 0ne i created when i waz y0unger.
i really didnt think that would just instantly invoke her alternatives. THE FUCK.
Think i broke my glasses. Is there any way to sue a robot? Im about as blind as a mole without these things and im not looking to spend money on *more* repairs.
is it weird to like following orders no matter how much you personally disagree with them the line keeps blurring for me
:33 < i just take efurrything at face valmew and make risky assumptions and play it off as being silly when i'm wrong
i don't know how some people keep up! so much happens when i look away. gosh.
OH BOY.
fat fetish sollux is a dick :(
given the weird intersection of timelines thats been going on lately i don't even know if it was MY jade that did all that as her super funny prank or not.
need to burn a mental image from my mind somehow
꒰ঌ Just got to work and I already wanna go home >:< ໒꒱
Not to sound like an early 2010s rock song but all your holes pale in comparison to the hole in my heart. Okay that does sound like a bad 2010s song disregard. #holeposting #vent
i ap0l0gize again i hate this pers0n with s0 much spite i cann0t rem0ve them fr0m my mind #kismesis
N9t t9 t99t my 9wn pr9ver6ial h9rn here 6ut I 6elieve y9u sh9uld take a listen t9 my new p9dcast, Kankri Talks, in which I spend h9urs meticul9usly detailing the vari9us privileges that still need t9 6e checked.
Some Women Look So Cute Tied Up And On Their Knees. #nsfw #nsfwe?
I need to post some insane shit so I can stop thinking about scary shit. Hrm.
~They crinkled me again d~On't wO~rry~
I feel like I'm about to implode
got pulled ovwer
I forgot how nice it was to talk to her. I need a little while. Apologies.
Please Jesus, dear Lord in these trying times... Help me overcome my desire. My need for unmitigated, unbridled hatred. As it seeps from every orifice like a black sludge oozing to consume my beautiful skin in it's decrepit mire. I have sinned, my true testament is holding firm in my commitments. It seems. I am. Failing.
(\ /) it's not quiet
> theres n0b0dy ar0und t0 ask t0 preen me and 1 d0nt want t0 bug s0me0ne wh0s als0 feathered s0 1 d0nt get them c0ntam1nated. ugh. th1s sucks 1 cant even reach every part 0f my w1ngs
Bottled Blood Is Good Do Not Get Me Wrong It Is Nice To Have But Almost Every Kind Tastes Better Fresh And It Isn't Exactly Easy To Have A Donor On Standby 24/7
For my own sanity, I will choose to ignore what a nepo baby is and why that term is consistently hurled at me.
mØre than mine, yes. he did threaten tØ gut me. thØugh clearly he has nØt dØne it.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Have yet to receive connection. 🚬 ]
I may have been courting this human a little too close to the sun. My bad.
hes not him but he knows my name and he is him and im going to explode.
vaguely wonderin when my feathers will be orange again
my desire to make sure jack doesnt do something he regrets is competing with my social anxiety and the anxiety is winning
i thoUght i woUld have to wait millions of years to meet my parents. ... Um.
I lost my two golds :(
I REGRET JOINING THIS FUCKING PLACE. WHO WAS GONNA FUCKING WARN ME MY DAUGHTER WAS HERE?
What on God's green Earth is a "tsundere." Should I be offended.
somehow ended up back home last night but i dont remember when or how and my talons got dirt all on them again weird
that would have been nice tw0 have. i guess i wasnt strong en0ugh. im sorry.
I didn't, but thanks anyway, I guess.
i dont know it was weird all i was doing was sitting around but i wasnt sitting on it weird or anything!!
i couldnt feel my tail for like 15 minutes i was panicking so much D:
sbUrban joUrnal entry 1 in spite of the attempts on my life that have left me scarred and deformed, i have made it into the game! as has my brother, which…hm. i’ve still sUrprised myself over that, really. eUgh. it feels wrong, letting him live so far. i mean, he’s not even a good rival, not like an other half shoUld be! thankfUlly i have…foUnd someone else for that. ah, silly me, i’m getting sidetracked, aren’t i? well, regardless of my brothers UnfortUnate presence oUr sitUation seems to remain similar as it was before, as he appears to be in his dreamself while i remain awake. i imagine the reverse remains trUe as well. i spent a bit of time taking things in. seems in oUr departUre i had taken half the meteor and room- split clean down the middle! sadly it seems i didn’t get the sarswapagUs, bUt i can soUrce a replacement. also, no sign of my sprite aroUnd. i’m certain i have one, even as bloody toUched in the head as he is my idiot brother woUldn’t simply avoid telling me if he didn’t prototype it, and i know he coUld tell me given he has that bloody phone now. obvioUsly, the next thing i got to do was some exploring! and killing. lots of killing, in fact! normally i consider myself above violence, Unless it’s necessary, or i really want to do it, bUt seeing as these were enemies and nobody important i was free to let loose! oh, to Use my wand to blast the bastards into bits, watching the waves of crimson cUt throUgh them! or reach oUt to grab them, slamming them across the groUnd! of coUrse i needed to conserve bUllets, so i took some time to Use my mechanical claws to gore them one on one. i may dislike being so incomplete, bUt this new limb does have it’s advantages. the enemies were a bit strange, thoUgh. i mean, they were all the types i had read aboUt! mostly imps, basilisks, one ogre…that one was toUgh! bUt facially they all seemed………..cherUbic? also, they were all my brother’s blood coloUr, except with swirls of mine aroUnd them. …did my brother…….. well, i can sort that oUt later! i certainly have a nice sUpply of grist to toy aroUnd with now. thankfUlly, it doesn’t seem that little game abstraction shares the properties of me and my brothers sylladexes. oh, yes, and my land of…well, i’m not sUre what yet is also. odd. i’ve seen no sign of consorts as i pass throUgh, bUt it’s no wasteland. i’ve been passing throUgh qUite a beaUtifUl sight, an architectUrally wonderfUl city that my meteor seems to sit at the center of. bUt they are all…Unfinished? like sketches from an architect waiting to be made solid. this seems to be bUt a small part of a mUch larger land, thoUgh i feel as if the rest of it is like this as well. on some level i feel like i shoUld be disappointed, yet i can’t help bUt be intrigUed! the mystery of the mechanics of this session and what awaits me draws me in, a glorioUs hook to a wonderfUl story. especially becaUse, given comments made by varioUs parties, winning this game woUld offer great things to me. power, glory, perfection…the chance to make my greatest visions into reality at last. thoUgh, some of those comments, certain actions people have taken towards me becaUse of that fUtUre…hm. it reqUires consideration on what the right path is, if nothing else. as i write this i’ve reached my destination. the highest and most notable landmark i coUld see, a great tower reaching into the sky. it resembles a half pyramid, and on the very top is some sort of radio tower? bit hard to tell given how high Up it is, bUt it’s topped by some sort of white orb. there’s a stairway rUnning Up it, and i can see Underlings popping in and oUt of little entrances honeycombed across the pyramid part of it. i’ve been resting a bit, bUt now is as good a time as any to get going! ta-ta, joUrnal, Until we meet again. ADDENDUM THAT FUSCHIA BITCH PUT ME TO SLEEP RIGHT AS I WAS ABOUT TO START CLIMBING!!!!!!!!!! #joUrnal
It's going to be me. Of a heart attack.
Okay fine assassination request canceled. No assassination attempts on me. Unless…? Haha, just kidding. Seriously. No assassination attempts, I will not disrupt Miss Serenity’s ball. NO TOMFOOLERY. WE WILL HAVE GOOD RELATIONS WITH MIDNIGHT CITY, DO YOU HEAR ME? GOOD RELATIONS!
so the beach was nice! i got sand all in my tail though :/
LAST PARTY I WENT TO THROWN BY SOME DICKHEADS THE CHUMP FUCKIN FAKED HIS OWN DEATH TO MAKE A POINT GOIN TO THE GALA AINT WORTH SHIT
i hate building furniture wdym i cant use cardboard and random plywood and cinderbricks
☆ does semi formal mean my siKK ass jacKet won’t be allowed?☆
todays mood :/ https://file.garden/acVcRW-lGD3FoFzc/jade-harley-sad-guitarley-v0-ffh7d0hwybqc1.jpeg
A Difficult Thing To See Some Of Them Are Where The Flower Wilts Where She Is Impaled By Her Own Thorns The Only Consolation Is That Red I Wish I Could Capture It And Grow It In My Garden
Update. Massive fucking knot in my shoulder/neck area and my back is bruised to shit from that one guy who flung me into the ship’s console. Which was impressive.
The anxiety won out, I saw someone with a camera and bailed.
hope that i didn't actually kill rankmaid with my last reply to her.
<<"get through it, mostly...">>
well, now I just want to explode again.
Someone get me out of here.
im gonna start bonking things with my hammer again i swear to god.
To specify I know technically nothing is stopping me but I get kinda dysphoric??? Not to mention that one incident when I was still in school
i'm okay! more injured than before arguably. but.
i dUnnO what the fuck i did pUllIn OuttA fight night but my buggy's ExhaUst pIpE is all fUckIn bent up. this fUckIn sucks.
:33< mew guys dont get it :33< IM COFURED IN GLITPURR :33< https://i.imgur.com/VkczIp1.png
didnt sleep much cause my head hurt too bad but sleeping is normally how i get rid of headaches so damn
everything and everyone is pointing me to the opposite direction of this place, which is fair, but its sort of nice right now i dont get it! i assume later in the day is when it gets hectic but ill probably be on a mission so
I'm sure that I will be fine.
oh..... oh fuck... which one of you guys told him about my whereabouts. im being screamed at
i mAy nEeD To gEt sOmE MoThEr fUcKiNg rUsT On mY ClUbS. #EvIlVaGuEpOsT
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/28755e415254.png n0t actually who was harassing me earlier but sums up the situati0n.
Y34H OK4Y OP3NLY 1NV1T1NG MY FR13NDS TO B1T3 MY RUMBL3SPH3R3S M4YB3 NOT MY B3ST 1D34. OW #NSFW
gotta say, i'm a bit too gullible. every time i get a hate from hatebot i go "dang, guess he didn't like that one." like i know what hatebot does and yet every time i go "aw dangit" for a solid few seconds.
you can watch the breath bubble out and its serene especially if theyre ttied up so you arent even exerting any force theyre just waiting tto
drowning is really good though!!! watching the life slowly fade from their eyes... helpless, thhhey
↘️i will continue to vote to have you maintain the last bastion of your dignity.↘️ ↗️WHICH INVOLVES DOING LITERALLY ANYTHING BUT THAT.↗️ ↘️primarily, i am interested in you seeking any kind of gainful employment or hobby befitting mass monetization.↘️ ↗️WHICH IS NOT THE SAME AS HAVING A REAL JOB, BUT IS NEVERTHELESS SOMETHING YOU CAN VAGUELY GESTURE TO, WHEN SOMEONE IS DEMANDING YOU ACCOUNT FOR YOUR SLACKLUSTRE INCOME AND PETTY DALLIANCES.↗️ ↘️have you considered forging the results.↘️ ↗️OR FIXING THE VOTING.↗️ ↘️so that i specifically can be pleased with the results.↘️
ThiS next teSt requireS cOOperatiOn... SO I ShOuLD juSt write it Off aS a LOSS then anD mOve On?
D-->#b100b100db100sday Did you know that the nervous system of cerulean b100ds is denser than that of other castes? This is most concentrated at the think pan but even the limbs have more specialized organs through which their psionic abilities can be channel. It makes the hypothetical creation of a replacement limb e%ceedingly difficult unless of course you happe to be me.
tHE HARD PART IS, gETTING THERE,,,
Well, on the plus side, I'm not thinking about bashing my head against a wall until there's brain matter on said wall anymore. ... Or I wasn't five minutes ago. #gore #violence #cw-self-harm #suicide arguably.
what to do what to do. scream might be the call.
S1GH HTTPS://F1L3.G4RD3N/4DXXJRDFCBC6CM1W/TH3B34CH1SP41NFUL.PNG
so the thing is they dont just disappear by themselves, they just attract forces that would disappear them and they really do not care which ones i have literally caught myself accidentally zapping them to the Green Sun before!!
i fel like my organs r failin again
god i forgot how scary things can be sometime. hoogh.
im trying to get better at posing for selfies does anyone have any tips https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/82f03a56fcbb.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, rankmaid-sensei, my face, archive rating: G)
There are not enough hot beefy men on my timeline.
+SO much DUST !!! PLEH !!! [>:(] #dustylusus #howdoothersgettheirlusciisocleanallthetime !!!+
H1TT1NG MY D4B 4ND COUGH1NG MY LUNGS OUT. #SUBST4NC3
D --> There is a tear in the hemline of my dress D --> I am a horrendous e%cuse for a maid
jeez lousie i just got scared the crap awake by some nasty weather!!! >~<
Sometimes I forget I can't just swim w)(en I go on land. 38P
what if his name was solemn captor #Deep #Sad #OhNo
i hope everyone in outglut is doing ok / it's really rough out there from the sounds of it
i need some1 2 put me down if i evr hit on another droog
Not even being the most effective alcoholic of my friends. This is fucked up. I have to get worse so Dsprite does not overshadow me. This is the logical conclusion. #substance @turntechGodbird I’m coming for you.
you hate that im winning ok
6ot no transport to speak of, so i 6uess i'm stayin' home for fi6ht ni6ht. maybe next time i won't bust up my le6 like an idyit the day before! >◡<
the night i torched your hivve killed your lusus and bombarded the surroundin area wwith lasers science beams and vvarious chemical wweapons to render your hovvel a unlivveable wwasteland wwherein zombies arise at the dawwn and terrorize other nearby lowwblood cavve dwwellers wwas a defining moment in your life for me it wwas just another chewwsday
◥▶◀◤ —> I asked for a male Megido. The universe delivered. I am undeserving. Yet. Simultaneously embarrassed of every moment due to my constant spaghetti, dawg.
Never gonna recover from this betrayal. Fuck.
W0rst part 0f being sexually attracted t0 l0sers is being rejected by l0sers Like what d0 y0u MEAN y0u have a type and standards Y0ure a l0ser! #nsfw
|--[ vOting seAsOn is neAr in my AreA. the chOice Of pArties is dire - BOth dOminAnt OptiOns Are terriBle But One is cleArly wOrse. #lOcAlpOlitics ]-->
my 2tupIId chud 2elf-IIn2ert mIIII ha2 been hatIIn and complaIInIIn about each and every IItem II gIIve em and II couldn't be more proud a the ba2tard.
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with all these aradias 0nline i was kinda h0ping mine w0uld sh0w up but this was c00l t00. maybe the next #megid0day will summ0n her.
Hm. :/
How the fuck am I supposed to pen my lacivious missives 8ack hive when my fronds can't seem to remem8er how to write???????? #substances #fuckedup #FLARPlife #suggestive
Karkat Keeps Getting Mad At Me For Not Following Him Back How Do I Politely Tell Him I Do Not Want To Be Spammed With His Multiple Reply Long Movie Reviews
Ok Update He Saw My Chitts And Now He’s Going On A Tangent About How It Is “ Fundamentally Important “ I Partake In Reading His Reviews And He Keeps Sending Me This Movie Website He Writes Things On Someone Put Me Out Of My Misery
beiing wiith a diilf all fun and game2 untiil you wake up iin the miiddle of the niight becau2e peepaw fucked up and took hii2 ambiien iin2tead of viiagra :/
NOW THAT GUY FROM FUCKING GRU8DAM IS POSTING A8OUT THIS????????
i should be at hte bottom of any women rankings for everything ive done
…I must retire to consider things. I. Will. Know.
¢an't believe im about to open my heart on here. embarra$$ing. but. the quad$ are a$leep and i dont want to wake them over thi$. feeling. unea$y thi$ morning. un$afe. ill get over it.
forgive me for being a dumbass rn i just took a shot might have been a double of mysterious whiskey i found in my room idk where it came from tbh #substance
shella bored so imma blame bubbles 4 my sudden cravin a gill smooches 38/ bringin it up on my own feed wit my own wifi na thats sum fuchsia on fuchsia crime istg
Pretty sure the Dave that's fighting @tempestuousTestimonium is lighter than I am. Unwise life choices abound here, it seems.
Is there actually 8loodsport occurring, or is it another one of those disappointing occasions where someone gets crucified 8ut then 8ecomes immedi8tely resurrected, making the whole interest and risk pointless. #violence
tHe oNlY TrOlLs i eVeR LiKeD WaS TwO KiNdS ThEn i rEaLiZeD LoWbLoOdS WeReNt wOrTh mY TiMe n sTuFf sO I WeNt oFf tO OtHeR HiGhEr cAsTeS. rAtHeR Go wItH A ViOlEt bLoOd aNd bE BoSsEd aRoUnD, kInDa bOrInG NoT BeInG ToLd wHaT To dO.
Ɏ a-a-any time i see a-a-a va-a-aguepost i think its a-a-about me even when its not & i feel pha-a-antom guilt Ɏ Ɏ #sorry #iha-a-atea-a-ambiguity Ɏ
why is he talking tØ her like that.
:33 < oh um :33 < nevermind! h33h33 :33 < it was in the middle of a pile of clothes i have laying around on my floor and :33 < :// :33 < this might be a sign to clean up my block
:33 < roarrr!! okay today mega sucks :33 < my most favorite hunting jacket up and vanished! it is gone! :33 < freakin bs!! hiss and vinegar!!! :33 < i dont wanna hunt without my favorite jackettt X((
its fine im not entirely sure its not the horrorterrors messing with me anyway
(Some of you are quite whimsical, and I hate it. Who gave you permission to be happy?)<
D --> Four ways twain D --> Absent souls cause quadrant pain D --> Magnif-cent legs that do not sprain D --> Muscle cling to bony scaffold D --> Osseous spire, muscled folds D --> Higher up, prime cut D --> Powerful thighs, thick butt-o% D --> Built like- strong and doth fight
Now I will refuse to drink water out of spite.
i think weahould write that strange sad sadboy.a letter. and send a pajama
My powers are exactly in the position they need to be, and improving. A shame I can’t reply to the rest, though.
my mc steve need hopital
2ome day2 iim a triigger haiir away from liiterally bla2tiing 2omeone iintwo 2pace. #autismwin
oH GOD NO SHE FOUND IT,
they hate to see me chargin up my beam attack wwhen im dowwn at the shootin range
why are all the versions i have met of him SO annoying? :T #vagueposting
god damnit. again! READ egbert it's a primarily text based medium!!!
i have GOT to fucking check who is posting before i click spoiled images.
dANG,
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ happy wrigglin' day to the human ptitsa and other one.. er, jane for the ptitsa and john? or jinx? or jill? or june? or... or erh-- ]
Ah hell fucking no
I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO DO A FMC BECAUSE ALL I FEEL LIKE DOING IS CULLING. #VIOLENCE
Sometimes people reply to my posts and it gives me a migraine. Different reasons, usually.
The Youth are threatening to post Pits on Maine.
OUTGLUT'S LOOKING EXTRA DESTROYABLE TONIGHT... HM.
i think dr house is really hot but not in a gay way
YOU TRY TO SAVE A FELLOW BITCH FROM #MAIDJAIL. AND YOU GET NOTHING BUT #HATE FOR YOUR TROUBLE.
COME VISIT BEAUTIFUL #MAIDJAIL. WHICH BOASTS MANY ENRICHING ACTIVITIES. SUCH AS: HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/S4TDYQMR/IMAGE.PNG
iit feel2 weiird two piick anyone at all for any of tho2e thiing2 two be hone2t, II faiil two 2ee the poiint, ju2t a wa2te of energy.
✿ 𖥧ve d❦ne a c❦un𖧧 ❦f pr❦duc𖧧s and 𖥧𖧧 seems 𖥧m m𖥧ss𖥧ng several bl❦cks ❦f dr𖥧ed sav❦ry m❦❦beas𖧧 sleeves, and 𖥧 𖧧h𖥧nk 𖥧 kn❦w wh❦ d𖥧d 𖥧𖧧. send 𖧧hem back, w𖥧𖧧h❦u𖧧 b𖥧𖧧e marks ✿
Great, now Biscuits is being ragebaited. Time to mute notifications and relax at a cafe for a bit.
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Pity that one of the Soliel twins are dead but who cares much it was bound to happen that one slips up. Ngl I would've done the same as that rust blood and pushed them off to their death out of self defense if they came at me too. :o/
:33< i have awake in my eyes this is mewr purroblem nyow
troll2lii2t->FREE 2TUFF->FREE ERIIDAN LOWER HALF L@@K @caliigula2A22 http2://cdn.iimgche2t.com/fiile2/9c06fc01f34a.png Free, come and get iit, iit'2 bleediing all over the place and II ju2t want iit gone. #troll2lii2t #free #free2tuff #viiolence #gore #leg2 #wriiggliing #wantthii2gone #comeandgetiit #n2fw #iit2gotthebuldge22tiill
* imagine rereading a comic that i’m not even in * 🦴couldntbeme 🦴vagueposting
dremt chittr had like 1000+ users and the site was like molasses *dreamt
it's alm0st like having m00d swings means y0ur m00d s0metimes swings. #vaguep0sting
Speak1ng of wh1ps 1 have one }:"^) Sh1t br1ngs me some ptsd #nsfw
Lore + About Karkat "Fuse" Vantas Karkat works on an Imperial Freighter as a Janitor and engineer. His job is mostly janitorial, but he's learned a lot about engineering while in space and due to being short-staffed. He fled Alternian after an uncomfortable encounter with Eridan that would have put him in a dangerous situation as a mutuant. Karkat's timeline takes place after winning his game's events, getting memories replaced and reset, and continuing their normal lives (Think of Sburb as Jumanji.) He has context for enough things to follow along for a conversation, but not enough to really understand the game or godtiers or anything. He knows of the humans and remembers friendships, but nothing much beyond that. He's busy all the time and works basically full-time, and he doesn't really have friends anymore. He's essentially abandoned all his important relationships. ooc: @kingGreed
n0, why w0uld i d0 that?
i'd consider joining in on one of those parties but hearing about how many people are taking drugs at them after the fact makes me feel kinda iffy about it. #substances
i havve no clue wwhat to post
i feel like i've been asleep f0r tw0 days. did i miss anything imp0rtant 0n here 0r can i g0 back t0 sleep?
I'VE ONLY SEEN MANY OF THE SAME ALTS OF MY OLD FRIENDS SO FAR - ERIDAN - ARADIA - EQUIUS - NEPETA - VRISKA I WON'T HATE SEEING SOME OTHERS, MORE TOO. KANAYA, SOLLUX, TAVROS, GAMZEE, FEFERI, TEREZI. MAYBE IT'S JUST NOSTALGIA BECAUSE I LEFT ALTERNIA PRETTY FAST AND DIDN'T GET TO SAY MY GOODBYES, SO I DO MISS MY FRIENDS.
dreaming bout noir was a decent warning my wing would ache today but eugh
Genuinely if any eridan is y0ur hear me 0ut whats st0pping y0u fr0m just sh0wing up at their h0use. The minute they see y0u they will be hard #nsfw
I MEAN, MY DAVE IS DEAD AND STUFFED LIKE JADE'S GRANDPA RIGHT NOW. BUT I KIND OF DON'T BELIEVE HE'S DEAD? ITS HARD TO EXPLAIN. AT THE VERY LEAST, I'M FREE. #NSFW #SINGLE
IT'S OVER. IT'S SO VERY FUCKING OVER.
fuckin loathsome vvindictivve gutterblood trash like it wwasnt bad enough that i wwas jingle janglin miserably wwhen that deranged cueball spawwned this jester suit and forced me to put it on through a series a peer pressure slash torture then shes got the NERVVE to toss me ovver her shoulder and turn me into fuckin ash on the wwind it wwas badass and im FRANKLY fuckin sore shes got a pitch already
キューボールの問題。彼女にとっては、もう手遅れだ。誰にとっても、もう手遅れなのだ。
IT HAS NEVER BEEN AS OVER. AS IT IS RIGHT NOW.
I HEREBY GRANT ALL #AMPORAS THE #GUTTERBLOOD PASS. THEY'RE USING IT WELL.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Ah. I don’t know … where to sleep. Beforus can’t be that dangerous right? ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I really oughta work out but I just don’t know… ]
If any☆ne seas a giant white shark wearing pink makeup and c☆vered in scars crusing ar☆und the sh☆relines can y☆u tell him t☆ c☆me back h☆me? That's my lusus and I think he's been ☆ut f☆r t☆☆ l☆ng :( #findmylusus
wait we're talking full body swap freaky friday? hang on i did not sign up to be someone else.
im not lifting the ♯curse stop ♯asking
god im so glad ill never have kids id name them some stupid shit as a joke and then that kid would just have to have that name and have to go to school or something with it and id have to be like shit i didnt think committing to this bit would have consequences on an actual alive person id have to pull a deadbeat dad and go buy milk about it
recently learned when u block someone on one of ur accs it makes it impossible to interact w them on the others @ damn @ how am i supposed to lurk then
assUming i Understand the reference to this “freaky friday” right, that woUld be a regUlar friday for me, UnfortUnately. for now.
my entire weak has been freaky! too freaky! this is why im all antsy aaagh.
i would prefer my friday NOT freaky. its been weird enough!
i do one evil morning joke post and suddenly i gotta deal with the anti-bert!
What the fuck is rainf0rest pussy #nsfw