♣ mediated by @tentacleTherapist
I ate it.
maybe if i bash my head against the wall i can shut the voices up #violence #cwselfharm
If y0ure int0 em0ti0nally unavailable mean girls d0n't talk t0 me
G0d i h0pe my crush never makes a chittr
i like bone pizza!!!! it's pizza with real bones on it :D
Mango update two. Still not ready to eat.
going on a stupid walk for my stupid mental health.
D --> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0e3fd00c7d40.png D --> I have spoken
litten in S is fucking insane, get your brain checked
one leg in pants -> sock on other leg in pants -> other sock on ezpz and thats the only way
Fr0m my very very limited kn0wledge y0u guys suck at flirting
why is every version of me on here a quirked up sex pervert!? this is SO not cash money! we egberts need to protect our brand! we can't be unassuming and lame if we get laid. #nsfw #notcool #ifidontgetanythenYOUdontgetany
maybe i’m just being paranoid, but this sudden, cryptic flood of mass-produced regret posts has me thinking i missed out on an incredibly funny day of collective embarrassment. someone catch me up! i need to know who to cyberbully. :B
While this question does not reflect the christian values, I think it does not count as yaoi. Since it's defined as "depicted homosexual relationships between two or more men" But that's just my very uninformed opinion on the subject
>O+ tHERE'S A HORDE OF #DEGENERAtES USING tHIS APP. #FUCKYOU.
SAME WITH ME, I'M PRETTY SURE THEY BLOCKED ME OUT FEAR OF GETTING BREADIFIED OR SMTH
HALF OF MAIN PAGE HAS ME BLOCKED.... LIFE GOALS
ive has the same fucking song stuck in my head 4 like 3 days straight n no matter how many times i listen it wont STAWP !!!!!
day 5 no hat. rrgrhejeurhrhrjekdhejrz- 💥
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!!! fuck you @gutsyGumshoe https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/993e22a3bde3.jpg #eridanw33k #iwantcandy
Time to take a nap and hopefully cure my tummy.
:33 < im so getting fired fuck fuck fuck
ugh… love waking up and immediately feeling like crap >_<
I intend to gnaw on this bone like a good beast.
I definitely love my job working as a paralegal at a tech based law firm. I do not commit small rituals in the custodial closet praying for a meteor to be struck through its entirety.
KAR'S BIRD OF THE DAY - DAY 2: THE COMMON RAVEN! SCIENTIFICALLY NAMED "CORVUS CORAX", RAVENS ARE A SLEEK, ALL-BLACK PASSERINE BIRD KNOWN FOR BEING THE SECOND LARGEST PASSERINE BIRD ALONGSIDE THE THICK-BILLED RAVEN. THEY CAN LIVE UP TO ~23 YEARS IN THE WILD, BUT THEIR LIFESPAN IS USALLY SHORTER THAN THIS. COMMON RAVENS MATE FOR LIFE, WITH EACH BONDED PAIR DEFENDING THEIR OWN TERRITORY. THE COMMON RAVEN IS AN OMNIVORE, COMMONLY FEASTING ON GRAIN, BERRIES, CARRION, SMALL ANIMALS, AND NESTING BIRDS. RAVENS ARE INCREDIBLY INTELLIGENT - THEY CAN MIMIC HUMAN SPEECH AND SOLVE PUZZLES! HTTPS://CDN.DISCORDAPP.COM/ATTACHMENTS/1488719961231855688/1489615584235749386/300SZRV.PNG?EX=69D1101F&IS=69CFBE9F&HM=7850C04A5164F4EFBAB5D756DCB56E09D9514433DC9A0EBBC5DA437EEA9F124D&
(( Upsetting that I'm still blocked by some people I were roleplaying with still over false allegations, but oh well. ))
I do not desire you in any romantic sense; my aim is solely to illumin8te and guide others, sharing the knowledge I have amassed over the centuries.
I am aware of that, yet I had not anticip8ted the involvement of the Necronomicon sort.
Good grief.
((NOT THE BOSTON COP SLIDE I LIVE AN HOUR AWAY FROM IT LMAO))
guys hate me guys hate me hate me i need to win fuck that erisol guy
D --> I won't D --> I will also be refusing to divulge further
I Like To Pour Myself A Nice Chilled Glass Of Soda And Just Take One Sip Of It Before I Set It Down And Not Touch It Again.
Another seadweller in my dms who forgot to wait for me to have a drink. Impatience gets you nowhere.
Just wh3n 1 thought 1 w4s fr33 from h3r h4t3ful sh4ckl3s, sh3 h4s r3turn3d.
I forgot how cringey the first season of Once Upon A Time is.
The Fools Thought I Would Go Back To Horny Posting Because Of A Few Drinks. Instead I Have A Headache Because I Haven't Consumed Any Water. #nsfw #substances #ow
OHH YOU WERE BEEFING WITH HIM??!! BLACKROOM SHIP IT IF I WASNT ALREADY SHIPPING MYSELF WITH HIM
big d to the s
ive never done anything wrong once #holy
grant macdonald is my inspo for music btw
Life seems a little more okay when you sit down and turn on a movie while you note story ideas in ink on a page. When was the last time I wrote anything..?
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek theres no fucking way he just hit the shaft head tilt ]
guh.
I Always Knew Twinks Were Evil. #vagueposting
im tired of seeing women with big boobs like not just normal big boobs that can happen but crazy big boobs its just a fucking fetish stop fetishizing women lets be so fucking fr #nsfw
dirk needs to hit jake with the good ol dick twist if he wants to fucking win! GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT MAN #eridanweek #nsfw ish
If You've Removed Your Shirt, Send Me Your Location Within The Arena. Not To Take Pictures Of You, But To Replace Your Shirt With A Fresh One. #eridanweek #nsfw? #youdecide
KAR LORE UPDATE #5 - CHITTING LIVE FROM ERIDANWEEK I AM NOW SWEATERLESS.
i think im not over my situationship
Eridan week is apparently popping off
dirk and jake are oiled up wrestling on a stage at #eridanweek
someone threw a fucking cake into the crowd.
My Trollkenstocks Are Covered In Oil. #eridanweek #somehownotnsfw
WHY ALL THE MOTHERFUCKERS BE HATING MY SHIT? I AIN'T DONE NOTHING TO YOU I JUST TRY TO GET THE WORD OUT THERE :o(
(( do you ever look at someones chitts and be like please break character please break character ))
AS EVERYONE SHOULD
https://xpen.spxtify.kxm/trakk/3I9k2XFpB0al6kwmYNkyMht?si=a2e33a88dd0d4edf #kellinkwvinn #pxppvnk #pxsthardkxre
https://youtu.be/d6v3vKeg1Ws?si=r2LS8kLxPD7Xoghn like. Much more often than it has any right to get played.
If you must know, the song I listen to most frequently and yet regretfully, is as follows. https://youtu.be/KTJVlJ25S8c?si=OwET4Qyva1Vx_935
My head hurts. People should die for this.
had a dream about daves brother??? weiiiird!!!
Homestuck website where there’s people who are not a homestuck character just minding their own business and nobody cares life is beautiful
And now the Sims needs to update... God doesn't want me to be his silliest soldier anymore.
NOOOOOO WIFI WENT OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF ME CREATING A CHARACTER IN THE SIMS.
yeesh. god forbid you develop a rapport first before drawing weird comparisons.
starting to recognize my weaknesses.
Getting up privileges revoked. Bedtime only. Final destination.
fuck any fellow winged sprites know some good wing stretches that dont feel like hell to do
day 3 no hat. suffering.
Probably the best sleep I've had in a while.
My punching bag gave out after a week do you guys recommend a stronger one
i wvont treat you like those other guys babygirl, im different and sensitiwve
it is! my biiiiggest problem is probably how much i want them but cant have them :/ #nsfw?
My 8reakfast is... fuck you!!!!!!!! Why would you want to know so 8ad???????? Fuck off!!!!!!!!
its my blood on a piece of toilet paper
:33 < i threw my hat on stage at the mcq concert, if someone finds it please give it to my handler, equihiss zahhcat purrlease and thank mew :33 #eridanw33k
oh hey its my goober i should probably say som- *suddenly dies from being buried alive in equius notifications*
sorry im boring cause i have feelings
im rating. that applebee 3 out of 5 stars the food was good but they made me wait almost an hour 4 my dessert bc they forgot abt it >:( #food
my chitts are mediated everywhere i go and i’m very confused and concerned who is this mysterious mediator why do i need mediating
Hate together strong. Nemesisters unite.
i wanna hear you say it dont wanna need to rephrase i wanna hear you say it dont wanna need to rephrase you love to feel this way so you scream could it be you give it all away admission free could it be #cw-self-harm #notreallybutyk #lyricsposting
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something stirs beneath the keys rose
and to everyone asking what a dad is its like a lusus but they suck at keeping their grubs alive
hold on being summoned to the torment nexus.
god i wanna get bent overrrr n get fucked goddamn dumb okay okay #nsfw
well i think only one person showed up to the party, i spilt alcohol everywhere and i'm not even wasted just tipsy fml this cheap ass alcohol man feeling like a middle aged business man who got back from a hard day of work with no wife or kids nursing on cheap alcohol in the shower, clothes on no party no people no good alcohol and no dick to suck #nsfw
↗️YOU ARE IN HIS RECUPERACOON BUT I AM IN HIS HEDGE FUND REGULATING HIS INVESTMENT FUNDS.↗️
-◯ᵔ◯✧ <( this isn't goregle. )
<trips over dj equipment on stage set>
If Anyone Is Getting It In The Ass Today Its Going To Be John. Ima Peg Him As Birthday Gift
HE ATE PEANUT BUTTER
<body> ** I AM NOT FUCKING "GOONMAXING" #NSFW </body>
https://miro.medium.com/1*1LPBUmm5gjoDfet6AzMf1A.gif nothing ever happens
sumn bout eatin someone out varies dependin' on the kinda bits they got. pussy, yer goin down on 'em there, not their ass. ain't got no fun lil bundle of nerves down there, no need goin there. got a dick, ya can do both. cuz ya can make a pretty thing cry on both sides. #nsfw #oral
to bad its no longer trans day of visibility so im not vosible anymore #aprilfools
JUST UHH PULVERIZED MY LUSUS #EPICFAIL
we lost the game cause john inted and jade fed and we should have just ffd
Nook As Prommsed #nsfw https://www.wallsauce.com/images/2022-06/blobid1655890108655.jpg
-◯ᵔ◯✧ <( sorry to be the bearer of bad news but the boss told me we cant dribble grubs like basketballs anymore )
its come to my attention that my score is skewing into the cullable side and i just want to say i appreciate you and all of my fans and all my recent follows might even celebrate by dropping some ill lyrics to sync to your favorite metronome stay tuned folks
>>| sometimes .i'm fascinated .of why .i'm .in block by some humans. no words, no signs, no comments. .is .it because .i'm more .in love with yaoi than yuri?
youre in her respiteblock gettin cozy im purchasin feet pics off her onlyfins wwe are not the same #nsfww
No. I am a philosopher I do not use the predatory techniques that religions use.
I am so happy right now don't be alarmed.
i hate leaving my kid with rose but i dont want him to be alone while im acting like this
im still tryin 2 cope w/ what happened last nite...... #UptownFucked #RlySad #EridanWeek
i think its quite mean that i still have a migraine after sleeping :(
my wife laughed at me because i dont have my cap. 😞
Dave is one of God’s less enthusiastically loved children. Please join me in prayer for him. #WenchChittr #Apostatism #AprilNormalDay
#aprilnormalday ? im normal every single day this will be so easy
Sister Dominic is said to have coveted a second helping of the body of Christ beyond the Sabbath. Said by I. Mine own eyes saw it. That shambling gluttonous she-whore. It is a miracle no short of divine intervention that her tunic and veil are not torn asunder. #WenchChittr #Apostatism #AprilNormalDay
If God did not want us to peer underneath, why is it called a hood? If it was not meant to entered, why are they called walls? If it was not meant to be accessed, why is it dubbed an ‘opening’? I must recite the rosaries three times and prayer in search of guidance. #WenchChittr #Apostatism #AprilNormalDay
Oh no! Sorry to hear that! I hope everything works out for you!
i love getting only four hours of sleep again
no long3r f33l1ng r4d.
day two no hat. withdrawal. :(
Attempting To Flirt With My Boss In Order To Gain " Special Privileges " Isn't Working Because She Takes Part In The Holiday And, As Such, Assumes I Am Joking. The World Is Cruel.
tis begs the question whether trolls had a renaissance period
get me to 200000 kull and ill post ass #nsfw
Don't be crude. I merely thought you should be apprised of the reality of your situation. You are wearing a necklace of sausages like Christmas tinsel to a dog park and bemoaning the lack of slobber and bites.
This might seem crazy what I'm about to say.
Strider they got troll8ama.
no im just worried cause when i like horny posts im manic
:(
n0thing imp0rtant. g0 back t0 sleep.
the joke is that they're transparent, but they can't since its trans day of "visibility"
BAD NEWS trans paternal/maternal/etc figures can not exist today since today is Trans Day Of Visibility they can no longer "Trans Parent" #badJokesBySara #transdayofvisibility
1 s33 h3r 1n my not1f1c4t1ons 3v3n st1ll... sh3 mocks m3. https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/d50227f5b02b.png
no felt member deserves pity or mercy. that includes the handmaid.
damn hes alive? guess i drank for nothing
old me might need to be put in a home :/
Y3S, 3V3RYON3. H3 H4S D13D. H3 D13D PROT3CT1NG SOM3ON3. W3 MUST R3M3MB3R H1M. >:'[
can always make it my problem
so i got a confession to make after my hivve wwas dissipated before my vvery eyes and i wwas forced to wwander these wwastes like the peons do wwith no hivve to call my owwn i MUST confess to the murder of brrapp zooppp my arch nemesis YES it wwas me wwho hung his body on city hall to display for all my prospectivve enemies to see and be COWWED
1 w4s just r3m1nd3d w3 h4d lost Troll Bruno M4rs. Fuck. Fuck. 3r1d4n W33k W4s 4 M1st4k3.
Wait. Troll Bruno Mars died?
if you call me granny warcrimes ill sue you :( my lawyers said to say this im sorry if its rude
"hoes dont get cold" and yet i'm out here shivering my titties off! clearly i'm just not hoe-ing enough! brr!!!
ahh oh god just woke up from a nightmare where my pajamas werent made of spun gold and my blankets werent made of a million $100 bills delicately sewn together fuck someone hold me that was so scary
bruno..... </3 https://youtu.be/KQVOb1b7iOc
fuckin finally maybe i can pick up some babes at the afterparty
I don't understand why people hate on your current president so much when he's done nothing but good for this country. He's a built a wall, fixed prices on gas, and he's working on getting the damn snobgoblins out of here. He's the best leader we've ever had and we should allow him to run for a third term to make the world a better place. #TROLLHATE #TRUMP2028 #MAGA #REELECT #ERIDANWEEK
I hate these damn transformers. Especially one specific one, make up your mind are you a man or a woman, fuck. #VAGUEPOST
@freakNasty please do not forget to talk about poop at #eridanweek.
i guess #imcoming to #eridanweek is there a dress code there better not be a dress code because im pulling up in my own colors i know what works for me alright you can take my warm spring colors from my cold dead hands
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/da1926e8ae24.png #eridanweek
its time to spin this goddamn wheel and see who gets some swagadocious art nevermind i regret saying swagadocious i cringed the bones out of my flesh ive been hanging around roxy too much this shit needs to stop anyways wheel of fate time good luck everyone
are old people even allowed on chittr
get me out of here how tf did my bro find chittr im safe nowhere
Oh GOD. Oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD.
(Hey guys I'm not actually maga, my friend wanted me to troll as this for sillies @dStrides )
OH MY GOD. SOMEONE HAS BEEN IMPALED ON MY HORN.
no cause big ass motherfuckers genuinely piss me off genuinely kill yourself not you tho #suicide #vagueposting
now why would i ever do that it was dirks fault its all #dirksfault not mine i would never do anything wrong ever
whenever i c3< react just know thats my own silent way of going "hmm" to whatever bullshit i just saw
trollbama hated my chitt do i gotta fly into the sun forever over this
Sorry guys, I was gnawing on the server wires.
< ){ i tried to load the site in and got this, i've never been more afraid... https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/520790466006876161/1488259719289114755/image.png?ex=69cc215f&is=69cacfdf&hm=05c05ee196235c408b83998f6232f72f0f1c5d829122c606a15c28d3cad1a9e5& }( >
I am fine thank you for asking! Though recently there has been a darkness growing within me.
BREAKING NEWS!!! #NSFW JACK BRINNER CAUGHT GIVING BLOWJOBS 1 DOLLAR A PIECE BEHIND A WAFFLE HOUSE WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN!? STAY TUNNED
#ERIDANWEEK lET'S GO!
((Ironically I have to step away from rping Felt Pursuit/Doc Drama, to work on an animatic involving a Felt Pursuit/Doc Drama for my webcomic. I will be back later 👀 ))
im cracked and broken without you mark i miss you i need you in my life again
i miss you mark....
GREEN MARKIPLIER COME BACK TO ME
https://i.imgur.com/XLXLXXf.png
What the fuck is the random chimp event? What the FUCK did I miss when I finally passed out?
Do I seriously have to say it again? I'M NOT DEAD. IM ALIVE. IT'S ME ITCHIBOLD SHAMELESS IVORY.
PLEASE GUYS LET ME SELL OUT TO PROMOTE YOUR SHIT AND GIVE ME FREE SHIT
guys i love #bettycrocker products @gutsyGumshoe (pls i would like more free shit i will be the biggest sell out ever)
B/ my last post broke.
Got my caffeine drip on, put that shit in an IV. I'll le swoooooooooon.
#eridanweek is cool
dirks basically dead watch him i need a smoke break
watch my kid
i heard were #vagueposting sooo i kinda miss him in a weird way 0x0
Alright. I am back. What did I miss.
My account was hacked.
I didn't say that. It was Dave.
Joke post.
BREAKING NEWS! Heir of breath John Egbert accused of stealing a mint condition ninja turtles toy! Stay tunned!
IMNOTDEADIMRIGHTFUCKINGHEREWHATTHEHELLAREYOUTALKINGABOUT????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
BREAKING NEWS !!!!!!! FELT MEMBER @itChy FOUND DEAD IN HIS MANSION THE RUMORS SAY IT WAS AN OVERDOSE BUT NOTHING IS CONFIRMED YET
being nice and being a pushover are not the same thing, and i wish more people knew that :(!!
Too much #pissgate not enough #cloacagate.
I AM GOING TO TRY SOMETHING NEW TODAY I SAW ON MY FEED. #VAGUEPOSTING I AM REALLY ENJOYING MY MEAL RIGHT NOW! SEND POST.
she piss on my gate till im controversial #nsfw #pissgate
as the father of #pissgate i am prohibiting it's continuity. shut the fuck up. all of you.
we are not doing #pissgate again shut this shit down.
((Ooc side note.falling down loft bed stairs Is NAWT for the fucking weak No one warned me about the stairs bro..
honestly im disappointed i dont have a higher kulling score, , , https://i.gyazo.com/193feae68abdc84961c684344e2ec52b.png
Tavros Can You Not See My Photos I Am Trying To Attach Them
i'm "mogging" (?) you all with my kull score. eat shit. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3f5cc6cd6d1b.png
i remain on my best behavior every single day
why do u post porn EvEry likE 5 human EyE blinks
nevwer apologize for perfection babe, you and me vwhen?
seven times world champion at riding my bmx over to your bitches house
((im about to start cramp posting as karkat idc that trolls dont get periods [i think??], karkat is about to feel my textual pain
kicking my legs and smiling at every hate from him
@turingTranscendence can you hate more of my posts except for the ones about grapes
ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ why is the lamp head liking my nsfw chits
@scratchDoctor why do you have to hate my grape peeling posts we can work this out
aunt rose follows me so i check her page. like the third post is of her tit out. 8/
fuck yes lets peel our grapes together
This Is A Formal Invitation To Dave With Three E’s To Come Join Me For Breakfast As We Seem To Be Enjoying The Same Breakfast Foods Today.
having big boobs is not for the weak. waking up to the worst backache today #nsfw #boobs #titties
im trying to have a #peaceful morning. its not my fault you cant appreciate a peeled grape the way i can
bleh i woke up far too early to both my neck and back feeling absolutely fucked up :(
the grape peels dont go to waste btw. dirk eats them like a #freak
breakfast today is my #peeledgrapes and #pretentiouscoffee
nah i dont eat beans
im like the princess and the pea with grapes. i can feel that shit despite it all
ive yet to hit people on here with the btw my rose is dead card #deadsister #andothers
Not the only thing thats risen babe ;)
ugh i got up to get a blanket and when i sat back down i sat on my tail wrong X(
Wow! Those words aren't in the bible! - Mark 16:15
“Wow, I LOVE destroying the natural rainforest! Destroying natural habitats and lush undergrowths is soooo sexy!” Said no one. Ever. Put down that razor. This isn’t you. Burn that shaving cream. Return and refund it. You have no idea what you are undoing. #NSFW #BushBeliever #JungleFaringMistress #SeeingTheForestForTheTrees #QuothTheLorax #LetItGrow
<3
dick pic at 50 followErs #nsfw
OR DO.
i wish i felt tht way
so much talk about feet feet feet and no job job job
so i hit the important number milestone evverybody clap or wwhatevver https://i.ibb.co/mf27wwpvv2/number.png
Ṯ̸͓̪́)(̴͔̬̙͐͂͌e̷̢̯̤͑͋͊y̷̛̪͆̃'̴̡͚̬́̚r̶̳̾ë̷͖̗́̒͊ ̸͙͚̔̀)(̴̯̗͂-̵͇͔̗̂-̴̫̕-̵̻̱͇͒̾-̷̙̖̥̓͂̏-̵̙̙̹̐̅̇-̵͍̬̈-̸̮̬̝͊́͛R̶̨͈̍-̷̢̭̫̀̕-̷̰͐͘͠-̶͔̉͝-̸̨̥̹̈́͝-̴̩́-̸͕̘̇͝-̸̧̛̮͔͂̈--É̸̳͉̼.̴͕́̆̊ ̸̠͐̍̽ͅ 38)
X Guys we made an eldritch terror go “oh” in response to seeing the feed I think it’s not only I who has claimed total and supreme victory today but all of us. x
Okay, does this l∞k c∞l or is it l8me?
Aussie lemonades r bettr 😶🌫️
Stand with Crocker. All of her detractors aren't as important and therefor don't deserve your support.
confession #11- for context my family has been lifelong employees of the crocker corporation, i'm talking my grandpa was there when they released their first pasta press and now i'm a maintenance specialist. it's multi-generational and don't get me wrong it's a MASSIVE point of pride for me and my family, we are super grateful, but with all this stuff coming out about jane recently (her eating through carapacians), i feel like maybe it's time to lend some credit to her detractors. i'm half carapacian on my mother's side and the way she treats us is sickening, and now i genuinely fear for my life on my next shift.
Is eating people the new "thing" on here what the hell (I got filled in on Crocker drama)
what quadrant reaction button correlates with a big dumb eyeroll whichever it is im doing that
my chittr account vwas the best decision i evwer made. got chicks of all shades and creeds hanging from the rafters trying to get into my dickies ovwer some nakey torso. of course, i can't blame them. i am one spicy papi. i lucked out. evwen got a girl. she's hot and blonde, and guess vwhat? SHE MESSAGED FIRST. life is swveeter than three kittens in a swveater. it's great being cronus ampora right nowv. cheers, baby. daddy's popping open a cold one to celebrate.
getting stabbed is so fucking romantic. whats hotter than dick in hole. knife in flesh, thats what. #nsfw
y'all s𖦹𖦹𖦹𖦹 fucking pathetic ( #cavernsvaguep𖦹sting )
I see this place as little more than a platform for clowns and heterodox agit8tors to preach their doctrines, in an effort to indoctrin8te the masses. My contempt for 8oth sides is equally ardent.
#staymad #itsmewhosflightynow #truce?
Ball Update: I am now stuck on the roof.
my boyfriend says you dont have to be gay to date a boy so i am the straightest boy dater around.
i disown all my descendants btw. not mine.
going deadbeat early this time damn
:33 < that one penis mewsic that guy fucked to with his purrtner and she hated it so meowch he turned it off but he still fucked to the rhythm of it in his head and she knew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-Taa4CS_MQ
📦 Shipping update: The packages are um. Yeah they're kissing sloppy style. It's gonna ruin the boxes, sorry man.
yeah its no surprise you wouldnt understand the complexities of #manpain
⟅ running LOW on LOWBLOOD EYEBALLS for my golf outing today. DAMN. ⟆
you sacrifice your humanity for your friends to save them from certain doom and the thanks you get is being ostracized from the people you once knew #emo #realshit
your wife and i are going to frisbee golf without you man sorry
When will they invent desires with0ut the acc0mpanying shame
> | have been |nformed that my manner of speak on th|s s|te may be cons|dered too lengthy for casual d|scuss|on. and wh|le | would typ|cally conform to such thoughts | feel as though | must rem|nd any general aud|ence | may have |n the future that w|ll be read|ng th|s that the character l|m|t for messages on th|s s|te |s so vast | could qu|te poss|bly f|t more than one short essay |nto a s|ngle message. there |s not much more that | currently have to say on th|s matter so | am end|ng th|s message here. farewell. |s .farewell. a good conclus|on for these. please g|ve feedback |f you happen to see th|s.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 DOOM ETERNAL, COZY AS FUCK.
CHITTR IM BORED, SOMEONE START A CONVERSATION WITH ME. ABOUT ANYTHING
The Improved Dawnbreak Gang will see you at #EridanwweekCon.
They should let me live on top of a Costco.
D --> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/67537904af52.png D --> @aeneasCaldarium blocked
i got ♯banned from going to ♯maulmart for ♯casting ♯masscorruptionspells
So if trolls is bugs, and shrimps is bugs, and tempura fried dynamite rolls go hard, then what if, maybe
#FeelingLimited #FeelingConstrained #FeelingLabeled #FeelingThatSubtletyIsALostArt
why my notifs pushing 30 shit man its just like me
anoZAIR way to contact Ze masses, pAIR'aps i am lucky on ZEES evenEEN. fellow trolls of all castes, a revolution EES nig' Ze castEEN off of our s'ackles 'as been a can kicked down Ze road for untold sweeps. we 'ave always been told "it EES not time" but w'en s'all it be? remain skeptical, and keep a fire in your bloodpus'AIRs
I can find something that will put you out for a long, long time. Make you not feel a thing. Have you wake up so comfortable and refreshed.
Trollpel Roan seen beating young fan to death. Is it a case of boundary establishment or needless kulling? Watch the clip!
-- Who Up Mediating Me #quadposting
girls love me, 8ack off theyre mine
haha what posts are you talking about let me check
they added negative points? im doomed.
Has anyone actually Reacted to a post with the Mediate option At All???
i changed my mind multiversality sucks
at s0me p0int my heart was br0ken and as i was piecing it back t0gether s0mething else has g0tten in there hidden am0ngst the cracks and ever since there has been s0mething r0tten and wr0ng
all is fair in love and war