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i thinK troll columbo could Zolve the troll Kira murderZ btw no one doeZ it liKe him
Wash🜍ng bare m🜍n🜍mum face pa🜍nt off should not be th🜍s annoy🜍ng. ☿t doesn’t help that ☿ have a small bru🜍se on my face from a pat🜍ent.
:o3 gnaw¡ng at the bars 0f my encl0sure
Wow, most effective bait post ever. 🫡
Clowns are an important part of the ecosystem.
<3 ((Artist: goticamarey @ tumblr)) https://i.imgur.com/d5Z8TVY.png
"Highblood pride" doesn't exist btw. You're not permitted to be prideful of something which empowers you for simply being.
Sometimes gambling is okay.
drink water. #sisstrideradvice
Sometimes I am making fun of you, always hold that in the back of your head. I am committed to my bits.
Ok that was fun. Naptime adjacent behavior now
:o3 ¡'m purple f0r an excellent reas0n!
|| & thougght i was asexual bbut then he pperformedd the pperfect ppokerapp andd i knew he was the one
"= small as fuck. ="
I must use all of my authority as an omniscient and powerful being to clearly state you are wrong.
:o3 sumt¡mes y0u just g0tta h0nk h0nk :0)
hUnG OuT WiTh nEpEtA ToDaY AnD We wEnT To tHe mAlL. i'lL ShArE A SeLfIe lAtEr, BeCaUsE ShE WaS HaNgInG OuT On mY BaCk. We lOoKeD FiRe aS FuCk.
STARTS DOING A DANCE AT YOU LIKE A MALE BIRD OF PARADISE.
EVERYT1ME CH1TTR 1S SL1GHTLY LESS UNRESP0NS1VE, 1 PRAY T0 THE SERVERS THAT THE FAULT 1S 0F MY 0WN AND N0T THE WARN1NG 0F A CRASH.
Thi2 2hit go32 2o fuckin hard bro
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f0014cf6688c.png #substance
A trident is kind of like a spear
not sure why but i feel like this guy is seeing
Don't
𖦤 Attaboy / :o) :||
*muffled jingling back across the tl*
:( That sounds scary
I have never been more relaxed
𖦤 Alright, / lil / man. / I'll / try / not / to / imagine / you / tensed / to / shit / and / trying / real / hard / to / keep / your / poker / face As / much / as / the / visual / tickles / me / :o) :||
I am not feeling threatened so fight flight and freeze have no place here
im usin a keybaord 4 once ad im typin worse with it wtf
ur the baddest btich in this club w those shoessss
do u liek my new boots? ;) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5333f8854d02.png
|| & monkey bbars are ggoatedd, ggo to town on that shit
𖦤 I / like / this / neutral / thing / you're / doing. / Paints / a / real / fun / image / in / the / mind Fight, / flight, / freeze, / right? / :o) :||
That's a neutral statement. Casper has no hate in his heart.
PART OF ME
🃏
I saw a beetle today ⟡ It reminded me of ⚜ ⚜ ⚜ someone special @blitzedCoquet #beetleweek #amilatetobeetleweek #yearning ( https://f2 ⚜toyhou ⚜se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/118337735_DsnzIivvCf3Oh7yy ⚜png )
I LIKE THOSE HORSE GUYS!!! THE ZAHHAKS I THINK!!! I FW THEM HEAVY!!! DONKEYS ARE CLOSE TO THE BITCHES!!! #HOOFBUDDIES
I CAN'T HELP IT. IT'S MY SOUNDS #MYSOUNDS
Okay thank you for the information.
Clowns is clowns, methinks.
#help
𖦤 Yeah, / this Also / you / post / a / /lot/ / lil / dude. / We're / bound / to / end / up / here. / Just. / Statistically :||
|| & how you feel abbout clowns from other bbandds
youre going to ♯excite them ♯clowns are ♯fond of the ♯sillyones you ♯fate is ♯sealed ♯wompwomp
The clowns from that band keep ending up in my replies. I am delivering this news as neutrally as possible as not to excite their prey drives.
"= 🤙 ="
mr sandman man me a sand make him the sandest that ever manned
my uglie son has gotten 2 more treats bc of hal but onyl bc he is somehwo hals fave
oooooooooo ya fair enuff ill elt him continue
Two days until Tax Day. Let him freak.
I hate the IRS.
"Hello we are the IRS and we know exactly how much money you owe us. Sometimes we even owe you money. We're not going to tell you, though. You have to figure that out for yourself. Also, if you get the number wrong, you go to jail." Fuck you.
smiles and it makes a wood chipper noise (very similar to my smiles and it makes a chainsaw noise post)
*jingles miserably or enthusiastically across your timeline*
looking at myself in the mirror chanting that i am not old and that i am a graceful handsome as fuck angel to stave off the horrors
Please note that even while I file my taxes, I shake with pure unbridled rage. You are never alone with your hatred of the IRS; I am always with you.
I got spurs that jingle jangle jingle (jingle jangle)
<action; statement input; statement: there is a|so end|ess space outside of the outside />
sorry for p̶a̶r̶t̶y̶ ̶r̶o̶c̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ beam attacking.
Oh Wow. Four Whole Dollars Just For Me. Thank You So Much IRS.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU'RE JUST SAYING WORDS BRO.
Wait, Weezer is actually not horri8le. Oh god. Oh no. I’m a Weezer fan. D::::
I’m practicing shutting the fuck up. Not sure I’m a fan.
Update: There is still outside outside, but if you look carefully there is some inside. Good luck.
🤐🫡🙂↕️
The lowbloods love me for the same reasons
Not that one.
I love your phat ass girly pop rawr xD etcetera
Mid bloods and high bloods love me for *insert reason that specifically caters to the reader's ego here*.
:33 < i read this and it activated my sl33per purrotocols :33 < i just knocked out equihiss by putting him in a headlock
Palm, Ditch, Steal, Load, Simulation, Misdirection, and Switch.
Did you just cast a spell on me?
#ally
￣\ you are speaking my language /￣
Hey! Who is the silly guy making the jokes here? *jingle jangle*
Oh god, there's outside outside.
✨🍭🕷️ yes. i would suck it out of your hands before it ever reached your mouth 🕷️🍭✨
im strong i can do it
this sun is rOoastin my ass alive. i really Ooughta keep the nOoggin laid while its Oout.
IT's gΣͲͲing hOͲτ🝗R. I D𒊹n'τ lik🝗 τHat.
⏾⋆.˚⊹ ࣪ ˖ i think thΔt perhΔps gushers mΔy be one of the best treΔts ever. Δside from the mΔny other best treΔts ever. ༉‧₊˚✧.*
complaining is free and easy for everyone
Exercise? You Think I Could With Legs Like These? I Think You Meant Extra Fries. ~ Geh Heh Heh!
How do these Presidents keep getting out of containment? Clearly someone is not locking the door behind them.
∩――――∩ || ∧ ﾍ || || (* ´ ｰ`) ZZZZ |ﾉ^⌒⌒づ`￣ ＼ ( ノ ⌒ ヽ ＼ ＼ ||￣￣￣￣￣|| ＼,ﾉ|| < I HAVE NOT TRULY LIVED IN DEATH UNTIL MY QUIRK IS TERRIBLE FUR EVFURRYONE!
AwesomeeeeE.
Auuugfhhhhhggghhhhh!!!
|| & still waitingg bbehindd this ddennys to holdd someones handd ggot abbout 15 minutes bbefore the bbandd ddraggs me bback to ppractice
✨🍭🕷️ one thousand explosion attack btw 🕷️🍭✨
3833 < Update on the Red Lobster birthday party fight: > 3833 < My drink finally got here! > #substance https://img.sndimg.com/food/image/upload/q_92,fl_progressive,w_1200,c_scale/v1/img/recipes/16/05/03/piclbKrzN.jpg
3833 < Two instincts are battling for the front... On one paw, do I follow the meddler in me and stop the parking lot sword fight? > 3833 < Or do I follow the instinct that says to keep my claws to myself? > 38??
BOTH ANSWERS ARE ACCEPTED!!! !!! THANKS A MILLS !!!
3833 < On site or in general? > 3833 < Because in general there are as many as there are beginnings and endings, looping in a never-ending Ouroboros! > 3833 < On site though, at least four. >
whats up oim onᘓa thosᘓ lmoa -- ⋆˚꩜｡
Wait having a quirk off toggle is so nice actually
leave him alone his binder fell open and they got scattered in the wind
find my pages
3833 < A fight has broken out in the Red Lobster parking lot. > 3833 < Many people have taken their margaritas and gone to watch at the windows. > #substances
:o) The Angel of Rage, his Lordship above, will claim his pound of flesh to the tune of a million voidghosts strong :o) And double death will wage itself across paradox space and nestle into every nook and cranny until all is reset to zero :o) The Angel of Mercy will resurrect and carry on the holy work in dimensions beyond imagining and seeing- the paradise planet that was promise was never for us filthy sinners :o) And once all is zero, it becomes a circle, and Time will begin again. :o) We'll all be double damned for double eternity together.
maybe both
trolku is real i done seen everyfin now
|| & you keepp runnin from your ddemons till you are exhaustedd, one dday you will have to stopp andd findd out what they wantedd
I h3ar thi2 Goku guy i2 pr3tty 2trong...
HAHA_WHere tHe fuck Are we seeing Goku????_HAHA
I have successfully arranged the release of @damascusDoctorate from the area allegedly known as "Troll Area 51." Anyone who is interested in traveling to Troll Area 51, I strongly advise you to do plenty of evasive maneuvers. I have personally found Naruto-running to be quite effective.
hppay brithday to all my hmeo boys an hoem girls jhon jneu an jxni an anyenos inbteeenw *happybirthday *home *home *john *june *jinx *anyone *inbetween
i wish i had. a cold drinnk. annd a fann. i could probably make a fann. from some palm leaves annd grass.
Dereliction of Duty Beam
and a l꠹o. ch.ee꠹e.
thnak gods for lᘓbsians -- ⋆˚꩜｡
3833 < Nails, hair, hips, unholy amount of lobster shells. >
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HOLY MUTHAHAFUCKING DEEP FRIED GIF.
crun.c hy
janes new lil friend was like..... in me & callies room standin there humming all scarily n ominously giggling in the dark but then when we ACTUALLY went in hed left this lil towel guy there sooooo awwwww??? <:) #Awwww #AlphaBoat #JaneyDay https://i.ibb.co/fzMnLtnX/IMG-8604.jpg
Being a BA୭ BITCH is genuinely S౷ HAR୭ ꩜ I୭K how I do it ༘⋆ ༘⋆
Shoulda never vacationed at Troll Area 51
Troll Area 51 really sucks honestly. I did get to meet @slenderMan which is really cool but they keep like jabbing me with things and it hurts and they won't let me walk around. I've been secured to this angled medical bed thing for several hours now and it's so fucking boring. @barackObama Sorry to inconvenience you, Mr President, but is there any chance you could attempt to get me released? Thanks in advance.
i should take some of yall shopping https://64.media.tumblr.com/dbdd5f97d10e01510a2698ca9589b0d9/0d182c22a09ba962-34/s1280x1920/1ea55adee3073763512d7c5ab628aa1dbff0bc69.png
Sometimes I worry that I am not trying hard enough to 8e helpful and patient, and that to everyone else I must seem rather condescending. Chittr never fails to give me the ego 8oost I need to say, "All things considered, I'm hardly even that 8ad." Thank you, Chittr.
ᐖ ZOMG YAYYYYYY HTTPS://ᑈ.TENOR.ᑈOM/9J35QUJQEUSAAAAᐖ/TENOR.GIF ᐛ
i am still gØing tØ swear. i just wanted him tØ see many fucks Øn my pØst.
YOU'RE RIGHT. THANK YOU. AHEM, "I AM GOING TO BLOW US ALL UP. #BOMBPROMISE"
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HAHAPPY TO REPORT THAHAT ON ACCOUNT OF THE 87% OF THE CRAZY-NASTIEST FIREWORKS THAHAT I COULD EVER POSSIBLY MUTHAHAFUCKING IMAGINE GETTING SET OFF IN THE COURTROOM BATHROOM, MY TRIAL FOR THE RECKLESS ENDANGERMENT OF A CLOISTERED JADE AND POSSESSION OF SCHEDULE-1 NARCOTICS WITH INTENT TO DISTRIBUTE HAHAS BEEN POSTPONED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. THEY CAN'T KEEP YUNG JUGG DOWN. 🤡✌️ #SUBSTANCE
My androgyny is precisely constructed As testosterone changes my body in madculine ways I must adapt my personal expression so that I don't lean further masc than I intend Perhaps I should stop binding Let them bounce freely
8 fucking cue 88ll in 8 suit followed me???????? i didnt know th8t they could do that..
https://media.tenor.com/NVNbYh4AtM8AAAA1/hamilton-king-george.webp
Burger.
EXECUTIVE ORDER One Daavid Stride requested an executive order to be put forth to combat the scandalous and inappropriate behavior directed towards him. As one of my valued constituents, I am happy to oblige. I have signed an executive order barring the discussion of pailing in relation to one Daavid Stride. Failure to abide by this order will result in a disapproving stare from myself, Trollbama, or a member of my esteemed staff. Daavid Stride may, if they so choose, grant an individual immunity to this executive order. Thank you for your time.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NEW HAHANDLE NEW ME. :o)
r3m3mb3r, 4LW4YS W34R PROT3CT1ON WH3N SHR3DD1NG!!! 1 c4nnot str3ss th1s 3nough, yo!! >8O t4k3 1t from your loc4l r4d sk8r grl!!!!
You know what's really, /really/ underestimated? The power of a good #soup.
gonna set the local post office on fire!
Likely due to the fact I recently declared today a National Holiday for no reason in particular.
srry trollbama https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1438444754022043650/1493329162184954080/Screenshot_20260413-131635_Chrome.jpg?ex=69de92a8&is=69dd4128&hm=b2d1a27a51a79067462bb2351c579f820cc234b1028363497a7f7fde6e7d49dc&
My secret is that you have to reheat your flavordisks in the airfryer instead of oven or microwave.
IN TODAY’S POST WE ARE GOING TO BE #POSTING BE SURE TO LIKE. COMMENT. AND SUBSCRIBE IF YOU WANT MORE POSTS LIKE THIS.
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We could do it for the love of the game.
I can be both all-intelligent and silly little guy.
#yourhumid
♯notmine ♯myhumid
I LOVE!!!!!!!!!! MY CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone keeps coming on here and just saying shit. That's my job!!! You want me to be out of a job!?