♠ hated by @twwiinAquariium
STOP PITYING AND HATING MY CHITTS AND TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!
Ah, my lovely fiancée is so adorable ~! I can't take just how beautiful she is. 💕 @tipsynekoGnostalgic
eVERYONE NEEDS, tO STOP BEING, sO NICE, TO ME,
•ᴥ- i like that little guy who keeps messing up his wordle. -‿- he's funny. -ᴥ•
Is it a bad time to say that I still know fuck all about that funny little universe game despite being adjacent to it for years.
morning everyone. my back is sore from carrying a bunch of candy drunks home from #eridanweek. my day isnt going great.
would you frenc+ me in front of @arc+iveAddict at #eridanweek @cryptaest+eticCompanion #nsfw
Went to the back yard. Saw some deer. Life is good. #nature
:33< meowposting all day efurry day :33< if i efur stopped meowposting i think i would drop dead :((
🐴 HORSLE 🐴 04 APR 2026 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
X May all who read this never run out of booze, nussy, and caeger. Cheers. #substance #nsfw x
B33 < im pictpurring an anomalocarisspurrite rn B33 < this is what peak purrformance could have looked like
what's crazy is how entirely wrong they are, if anything it'd be the opposite! ok wait nevermind let me shut up FUCK
FUCK -ERIDANW-E-EK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:33< fine then ill make my own shipping wall! :33< with blackjack! :33< and hookpurrs!!! :33< #nsfw ish
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lowblood.bad.highblood.good i.think.i.had.a.stronk
I personally think it is SO funny when someone finds out my dad was a preacher because he was chill about the religion stuff. Other stuff, not so much. But hey! I didn't get the Christian Guilt part! #preacherdaughtertingz #daddyissues #imsonormal
i am so happy today suckin on my ringpop that hal proposed 2 me with
PeoplE LikeD My EducationaL CheeK KisS HuH.
what3<3r u gotta t3ll urs3lf boo but jsyk if it 3<3r isn't u l3t m3 know ;)
:33 < don't bully him too much :33 < he'll cum #nsfw
@twwiinΔquariium i see you bro, doing tricks on my nook, quit hating i ain't even do nothin
doing backflips right now
god which one of these daves is making my focus absolute shit rn stop it bro
despite what the emoticon i use depicts, my horns aren't actually that huge, if anyhting they're kinda underwhelming for a bronzeblood
NOBODY THINKS WHAT I THINK NOBODY DREAMS WHEN THEY BLINK THINK THINGS ON THE BRINK OF BLASPHEMY I'M MY OWN SHRINK THINK THINGS ARE AFTER ME, MY CATASTROPHE AT MY KITCHEN SINK YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS BECAUSE A KITCHEN SINK TO YOU IS NOT A KITCHEN SINK TO ME, OK FRIEND? ARE YOU SEARCHING FOR PURPOSE? THEN WRITE SOMETHING, YEAH IT MIGHT BE WORTHLESS THEN PAINT SOMETHING THEN, IT MIGHT BE WORDLESS POINTLESS CURSES, NONSENSE VERSES YOU'LL SEE PURPOSE START TO SURFACE NO ONE ELSE IS DEALING WITH YOUR DEMONS MEANING MAYBE DEFEATING THEM COULD BE THE BEGINNING OF YOUR MEANING, FRIEND #LYRICPOSTING | KITCHEN SINK - TWENTY ONE PILOTS
B33 < im nefur sure if it's bettpurr to sl33p with the shades on or not B33 < at this point leaving my beautyifful p33pers vulnerable isnt SUPURR stressful B33 < but it just f33ls a tiny bit weird fur spurrite reasons i think
y3ah i may ha<3 l3t u catch f33lings and hit onc3 th3n st3al your wall3t but i'm a girl so that's actually r3ally cut3 of m3 and p3opl3 lo<3 wh3n i do that so mayb3 ur just w3ird #nsfw
♰ i havent had sweets in a while.. maybe i should also look for some candy ♰
:33< @ all nepetas :33< do mew suppaws were related in anya major way?
all th3 bitch3s nam3d n3p3ta lo<3 m3 (th3r3's lik3 10 of th3m lmao)
:33< im out here swimming in pussy... cats :33< one billion kittys!!!
Listen up cre\/\/\/\/, I ha\/\/e been respectfully placed under administrati\/\/e super\/\/ision after cullin' Troll Bruno Mars. I thought he \/\/\/\/ould turn to candy like the rest o' us. Not just mist. Additionally, I remember most o' \/\/\/\/hat happened and apparently my Blood Alcohol Report sho\/\/\/\/ed I had 65% Alcohol in my blood. I \/\/\/\/as high proof. #substance #gore?
The lesson we all learned from this is uh NDAs do jackshit and read the fine print????
typing from my palmhusk currently all comfortable slightly submerged in sopor, god i don't wanna get out it's so nicceee
Im 2o glad you guy2 ar3 po2ting again I wa2 2car3d that I wa2 alon3 th3r3 for a minut3
Like t his post to #help me #helpme
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feelslike someone stuck my think pan in a blender oh god i remenber all of it #eridanwweek #day6
anywways before i wwas incredibly rudely cut off by the onslaught of pity on my prevvious post i wwas thinkin our bodies are like a ship of theseus in wway
another night another notch turned in the commmmplex pulley systemmmm holding the cartoonishly large anvil over all of our skulls
@mall3abl3P3r2onag3 Th3 r3al GOAT #100thfollow3r Buy th3ir track2. Or 3l23.
When yoour lusus foorces yoou too take yoour first shoower oof the sweep 8/ woow
#musicposting #tavroswatching https://youtu.be/NVxpaoLMnKo?si=gp3Kk-trj4qlW5sN (Dethklok: Face Fisted)
Im a asshole but im not ASSHOLE
Troll 8runo Mars howled at the moon for the last time.
oh, boy. #dashwatching
I n33d mor3 tattoo2
i'm back from the shower!! #clean #needatowel
#nowplaying [Don’t Look Away | Th3 Plot In You ] http2://mu2ic.youtub3.com/watch?v=WzYW4IY8hgM&2i=XLkcWqWyNo9XpPFc #m3talcor3
IIIII HATE #EridoneWeek
i'm getting the impression some people are coming down from trickster mood? it seems like they went through a pretty bad trip too....... poor souls :(
#nowplaying [Ob2322ion | Thornhill] http2://mu2ic.youtub3.com/watch?v=Lk3J7IFP0Wo&2i=6m6R29fd-62MC4IG #m3talcor3 #vagu3po2ting #iykyk
I am dreadfully glad I don't eat sweets.
i guess this is why i was taught to not take candy from strangers. #dashwatching
I just realised the song I referenced is sixteen human years old. I cannot 8e seen for how outd8ted my pop references are, I must leave.
Oh. What happened to the candy after the fact? Did anyone actually keep tabs on it, because that thing should not just be out in the wild.
The only way to top this #eridanweek is for me and kris to beam attack, reducing it to ash
Next time you can just... wait. No. I have a song post for this.
Isn't it soo fun too just say randoom bullshit and watch hoow peoople oon chittr whooleheartedly believe in any blasphemy yoou put oon their feed
I think I am just surprised that I have apparently gotten off scott free for my complacency in reality-wide atrocities. I have so much bad karma at this point, it is like the forces of nature are fighting over who gets to kick my ass first.
All in all, it could have 8een worse. Some of the Trickster Frenzies I've seen were...w8, Troll 8runo Mars what?
C[]nnecti[]ns Puzz|e #1028 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨
Next time? Consider https://youtu.be/i4ZNhLiQATc?si=uBJI2jaidRIfPA3i (Little Sis Nora: MDMA) #musicposting #substances
#nowplaying [ Dying To Lov3 | Bad Om3n2 ] http2://mu2ic.youtub3.com/watch?v=l2b4T2kX3kU&2i=CYoq-NYy7Tgdp1Tw
- It hurts, bro #Mojito #Fell
Tell me where is (troll) Bruno Mars, for I much desire to speak with him.
Hello! I'm currently working on a study regarding the sociological implications of human and troll culture intersecting. I'm looking for trolls who have had eXtensive interactions with humans and vice versa. Thanks!
Your3 and your ar3 two diff3r3nt word2 cau23 your3 min3 and im your2
W[]rd|e 1,750 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Id lov3 to tak3 you to th3 movi32 but th3y dont allow you to bring your own 2nack2
Xenosociological fact: Human lusii, known as 'parents', often raise their young for up to nine sweeps, and in groups of two, three, or four. Some parents have more than ten young they raise at a time!
Wait did bruno mars actually die there again? I don't want to being lying here
Perhaps My Ultimate Delay And Subsequent Nonarrival Was For The Best #EridanWeek
I may not b3 abl3 to hold a conv3r2ation, but I can hold your hand
(=\>.</=) Nevfurr fear. Your friendly neighborhood Meudirk is here.
about to beat this wordle wish me luck
The reasoon i was banned froom #eridanweek is because they hated the ahegaoo hoooodie i shoowed up in
TrieD ParkouR OncE AnD FelL OveR FroM A PolE I JumpeD OntO AnD It HurT ReaL BaD
This guy is evil everyone.
caw caw motherfucker
Erisol has committed the ultimate birdperson crime. Egg smash. One million sweeps in jail.
Lays an egg directly into your hand.
ArE PeoplE HatinG ThaT OnE ChiT BecausE TheY AlsO WanT AffectioN Or SomethiN' BecausE I GoT A LoT Of WeeD AnD PSAs AnD DigitallY DelivereD KisseS To Give #substance
5331NG 4LL TH3 5TUP1D 4CC0UNT5 H45 M3 C4CKL1NG DUD3 3V3RY 0M3 0F TH3M M4K35 M3 L4UGH K33P 1T UPPPPPP
A CHOKEHOLD SOUNDS NICE #NSFW
8=D < Very powerful. Very beautiful. https://c4.wallpaperflare.com/wallpaper/979/909/307/STRONG-horse-jumping-horse-wallpaper-preview.jpg
S)(-ELLO -EV-ERYON-E!!!
im the jorker baby
FUCK T)(--E )(--EMOCAST--E SYS--EM AND FUCK T)(--E CULLING SYST--EM!!!!!!! 38)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #eridanweek #iwantcandy
(^^)> The most pwobwematic pawt about having wowf featuwes is fowgetting that you can knot and being stuck inside youw pawtnew fow wike an houw sowwy @cuwiousCwowdew :( #nsfw
♡h t♡ be fucked silly..what a dream.. I miss my mate..<\3 #nsfw
y oure all so nOT save for. worky
Wh3n i f33l down I want you abov3 m3
tl is way too freaky rn i think i need to log off and go play something or like, draw some shit i dunno
(yoOoOo whoOoOo the fuck gave all these moOoOotherfuckers hoOoOorny pills oOoOor soOoOome shit doOoOont get me wroOoOong im all foOoOor this chaoOoOos but this aint a natural chaoOoOos :0?)>
OkaY FoR ThE PersoN WhO HateD My ChiT OnlY I'm DoublinG Up On AffectioN FoR TheM SowwY NoT SowwY <3
THE TRICKSTER SHENANIGANS CONTINuE. YES. THIS IS GOOD. ONLY GOOD THINGS.
1 notrhing wrong with me 2 i'm a normaly guy 3 i can enter a space 4 nothing wrong with me
I think my #daddyissues make me hotter.
Unfortun8tely I do not have any moder8tor powers on this we8sute. Or I'd do the sensi8le decision of temporary 8anning affected accounts from posting while compromised. #iwantcandy
glad im missin out on tonite cause what tha fuck
theres a hole in my sock my big yucky piggy slipped out
just saw a nepeta talking about preferring meat over candy... ... i don't think i'll be sleeping much tonight.
i can not help feeling like i am maybe missing out. i want to kiss someone too.
im not gonna lie you guys i think everybody here has turned into a nightmare candy rainbow exorcism flashbang supreme except for me and im beginning to think i probably should have read the waivers i was signing when we were riding the airship out here except its too late now because its the middle of the desert and everybodys macking on each other and all i have is this phone and this questionable bottle of vodka #eridanweek #iwantcandy #substance
big fan of the clubs react means literally nothing to me just an acknowledgement like yeah i see you im looking at your post but im not feeling any particular way about it you want a heart from this guy you need to work your way up to that if were not ride or double die youre getting clubs react thats probably what the clubs one is in troll culture too in fact im going to absorb that assumption into my core philosophy and if anyone tries to correct me or teach me about troll quadrants again ill double kill us both #suicide
L♡wkey wish I went..fuck.. #eridanweek #iwantcandy ..but meat d♡esn’t s♡und t♡ bad. #iwantmeat
MwaH MwaH. DigitaL KisseS FoR ThosE WhO Didn'T Go To EridaN WeeK TonighT WhO WannA Be IncludeD. (I Didn'T Go EitheR It'S OkaY) #eridanweek
#cravingmeat oh yeah i am
HopE Y'alL Don'T MinD AnY GreeN LipsticK MarkS On YouR HusktopS BC I'm SendiN' ThosE ToO ;p
maybe i can get a late invite? i do not know if @gutsyGumshoe is checking her chittr right now though.
upon watching the timeline i think its better a lot of us missed eridan week
:33 < equihiss found out what i did behind the faygo tent at #purridanw33k :33 < so meow he won't let me go 33:
a song of tribute for all of those who thought it would be a good idea to go to that thing today #eridanweek https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SMhwddNQSWQ&pp=ygUaZGFyZSB0byBiZSBzdHVwaWQgd2VpcmQgYWw%3D&ra=m
#nsfwe #nsfw #cnc #prey i need to be hunted down and used
:33< ive made my love of #girlbulge :33< furry clear :33< but i purrsent to mew my true love :33< #CATGIRLBULGE!!! :33< #nsfw
#Iwantcandy Hm? Very odd.
IM SUCH A GOOd EMPLOYER #IWANTCANdY #ERIdANWEEK
ᐖ I LOVE BLOᑈKING PEOPLE. TAKE THEM TO THE ᐖUNGEONZ!!!!1! ᐛ
i need someone to indulge in my oral fixation #nsfw
>=>}What The Fuck Happened At June's #eridanweek Party? legitimately CConcerned About The Health For Some Of Yall, Especially With All The Talks About #substanceabuse And Shit. Would Hate To CKnow Yall Turned Into Gnarly Looking Monsters In Need Of CCulling. -9-
Nothing Jeff the Matters
I need meat in my m♡uth rn.. #nsfw #iwantmeat
never gonna believe this update: leg still hurts
Amat3ur2, I wa2 fuck3d up high a2 2hit in main b3for3 it wa2 cool #2ub2tanc3
W--E'R--E GOING TO ALL B--E --EMPR--ESS--ES AND C)(ANG--E --EV--ERYFIN!!!!!!!! 38D!!!!!!! #iwantcandy #eridanweek
WHO NEEDS A MISERA8LE CORSAIR. THERES NO NEED FOR VESSELS ANYMORE. HEHE. I'VE TRANSCENDED THE SEA, AND FOUND THE SKY INSTEAD. AND OH, HOW ITS 8EACON IS SO 8RIGHT. IT MAKES ME WANT TO KISS SOME8ODY! #substances #iwantcandy
I AM STILL HIGH AS SHIT I NEED TO BE WRECKED AND BITTEN AND SCRATCHED PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPL #NSFW
dealin wit these changin seasons is a fuckin pain in tha bass
it's that time of night where the tl is all horny posting, folks talking about #substanceabuse of any kind, and then like the odd interloping random thought
#nsfwe #nsfw #violence #gore what if we pailed and you killed me after? turn me back into a ghost
GIRL #GIRL GIRL #GIRL GIRL #GIRL GIRL #WOMEN #WOMAN GGIRLGIRLGIRRGLGGRIL
:33< *the mighty huntress meowposts fur the billionth time*
READING ONTO THE RECORD! and i just wanted to say your highblood your new haircut is absolutely lovely. unlike opposing counsel i notice these things
◥▶◀◤ —> Any muscle you have, I am willing to wager one of mine is more impressive. Perhaps, we should challenge this. Say, my tongue, against, your lean abdomen.... #nsfw
(( Dont be an unkind citizen next time... Duh? ))
No problem, Unkind Citizen.
yeah but i am
Carp, on closer inspection you seem to be right.
i will do this then
I have a suggestion.
do you want me to dave the kill him
guys hate me guys hate me hate me i need to win fuck that erisol guy
(( He has fallen :( and you dont even care ))
Your 84r8s 8etr4y 4 hidden 4ffection. You c4n''''t fool me!!!!
It appears I have fallen. https://i.ibb.co/FLtQHtWz/image-2026-04-03-082649466.png
Unlike h4l,,,, you 4ctu4lly inter4ct with people. 4ll i s4w th4t thing do w4s h4te posts. You though???? You''''re ende4ring!!!!
Hate for trolls has both platonic casual and romantic meanings. I would elaborate, but it is not my specialty. I think Erisolsprite is generally on the casual platonic end of the hate spectrum and does not want to shag everyone he reacts to.
Hmm... This reminds me of my young days.
B33 < @twwiinAquariium can you chill for a mewnute man? B33 < im trynna have a good time here B;33 < you can join me if you want
There are people who only wish to take from this world, there is no reason for it other than they know they can.
... Sometimes i wonder what it would be like if it were me instead of him. I think he would've liked chatting on here with people.
#nowplaying #lyrics Moonlight - Kali Uchis B33 < i just wanna get high with my lover B33 < veo una muñeca cuando miro en el espejo kiss kiss B;** B33 < looking dolly i, think i may go out tonight B;33 < i just wanna ride, get high in the moonlight https://open.spotify.com/track/0JmnkIqdlnUzPaf8sqBRs3?si=OmSiV8VSR82UnGhM9GrEoQ
Insomni4 is fucking me right now. 4nd nor the fun,,,, violent,,,, 8loody kind either. I c4n''''t p4il to this shit #nsfw #uns4tisfied
It is hate though. Is hatred different for trolls?
I do not have this "google" you speak of.
I generally consider it a nice action. It improves your score on this site as well as artificially inflated your impressions.
The tumult of #eridanweek serves as a timely reminder that I ought to 8egin prepar8tions for my own server’s gathering, in honour of the collective Eg8ert’s hatchdays.
I do not understand this "lol" word.
This "hater" is quite rude. I don't understand why anyone would want to hate on me. I have been kind. Have I not?
Yesterday was quite exciting. I hope today will be even more fruitful.
Well it is quite rude. Do you think you could hate only one of my chits per day?
Not necessary. I am a grown man. I have a gun.
Unreal Heiress, play I Want Candy by Bow Wow Wow.
... If there's anyone out there that needs to hear this. You're doing great kid. I'm proud of you.
:33 < I cannot believe im pulling holy meow #vaugeposting
when is the blue guy and red guy in my phone gonna kiss
get behiIind me mysteriIious detectiIive. iIill make them pay
I do not understand this Universal Hater you speak of. Why would someone want to hate on someone else?
I do not understand why one person is hating my chitts. This upsets me.
cOlOrs 8:13 "dOn't wOrry lIl sIs" rEAnAr spOkE, lIftIng hEr hEAd lEvEl wIth hIs "EvEryOnE's Of UsE tO thE chUrch, EvEn If yOU'rE jUst pAInt, wE'll fInd A plAcE fOr yOU On thE wAlls"
(( How I felt making Miller gay )) https://i.ibb.co/SwRMqvrm/image-2026-04-03-072504272.png
Nothing better than a glass of Brandy. Except maybe #men. Am I doing this chitt thing correctly?
a purpleblood came iIin wiIith fiIirst degree burns and iIi told hiIim he was gonna diIie iIin 2 days because iIi was bored 😭 my cerulean wardmate hates me cause she aiIint me
I still haven’t found my wife, Mary… how did she even send me that letter?
I’d kill for a 8urger right now.
women lowve looking up and taking a deep breath as if saying "am i really stooping this lowv?" before getting it on wvith me #nsfwv
Why are so many "trolls" admitting to crimes. This is odd.
Tips for when you are kidnapped. Spit on the ground your DNA is crucial. Scratch your kidnapper their DNA is crucial. Do listen to them I do not need more murder cases on my desk.
If your profession is to provide medical care, then meeting vulnerable coldbloods with cruelty in a weakened state because you hate them because of their blood, is a profound failure of that duty. It reinforces societies message of the world where openness is unsafe. Over time, that experience hardens into a defense, which is exactly why coldbloods have more impenetrable exteriors meant to prevent further injury and otherwise less acceptance to trusting people. You are actively feeding the cycle of distrust. You are not a 'rebel' because you abuse people. Abuse is the song of the system you claim to be against, and yet you perpetuate it all the same. #vagueposting
It is actually illegal for trolls NOT to do crime
D̸o̴l̵o̵r̴ ̸c̷o̷m̸e̵s̷ ̷t̸o̴ ̴h̶i̸m̵ ̴i̷n̸d̸e̴e̷d̷.̸ ̷Y̴o̶u̸ ̴h̷a̴v̴e̵ ̸s̵p̵o̶k̸e̶n̷ ̸t̶r̶u̷e̶r̶ ̵t̷h̸a̴n̶ ̴y̶o̴u̸ ̵p̵u̴r̴p̴o̷s̴e̴d̴.̵
T̷h̵e̷ ̷a̷i̷r̸ ̷b̶r̶e̶a̵t̶h̶e̶s̸ ̶u̷p̷o̶n̸ ̵u̸s̶ ̶h̶e̴r̸e̴ ̸m̶o̶s̵t̶ ̸s̷w̵e̴e̵t̴l̷y̸.̴ ̵A̶s̴ ̷i̵f̸ ̷i̶t̷ ̶h̷a̵d̵ ̶l̵u̸n̶g̶s̴,̴ ̶a̸n̵d̷ ̵r̵o̸t̶t̴e̴n̵ ̶o̸n̷e̸s̸.̴
B33 < this place can be 33rily quiet in the morning B33 < i suppawse the horny people havent gotten out of bed yet
Fuckin. Oozes out of the slime. Like a creature.
Ch4t, how do 1 b4g 4 b4dd13, 4s th3y s4y.
im gonna horny post now ooooo big boobies #nsfw
✿ wa𖧧er 𖧧as𖧧es 𖧧he bes𖧧 𖥧mmed𖥧a𖧧ely af𖧧er y❦u wake up, 𖥧f ❦nly 𖥧𖧧 was always l𖥧ke 𖧧ha𖧧 ✿
PUTTING A HOLD ON THE WHOLE CHAINSAW THING HAHA OKAY THIS WAS NOT A GOOD IDEA
Gentlemen. This is unbecoming of me as a purely business man. But I am open to things.
Are those twvo human fellas from the ring last night on chittr? I got a business proposition for ‘em… #eridanweek
Oh no, gang! Again! It looks like on top of everything else, @comedysTradegy's bedroom door got nailed shut with her sleeping in there! How're we gonna get out of this one? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/86cafdfc2cdd.png
some trolls beliIieve iIim agaiIinst the caste system and a traiIitor to the empiIire but they havent consiIidered iIit was just a prank
Why did I bring my phone in the fucking slime anyways
I doubt this has any bearing on anyone else on the platform, but - on account of the world having ended, the Wii Food Channel service has been discontinued. https://file.garden/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/food_channel.png
You know what? Not the Jason I was thinking of, but I'll take it
https://open.spotify.com/track/6eHkHIGGcGatFhhqeuRWFN?si=Ps6xQccBRgCynym4WjJgRA #jasonwatching #musicposting
What kinda hotpot a horny did J-- fuckin stumble J--nto. #nsfw
You are the most meaningful person in someone elses life. Even if you don't think so. You are. So do not throw away someone elses meaning for selfish desires such as ending your own meaning and by that I mean your existence. Its unbecoming of a Kind Citizen to do so. And remember I will always love you. No matter what just keep being you. That is all I need to be proud of you. As long as you are still alive and doing as a god fearing man should.
g☀☀d night my fell☀w alternians and ☀thers! i sincerely h☀pe every☀ne is well rested! :W
wh4t 1s up g4m3rz????? slow t1m3 4t th1s t1m3!! >8]
:o) It seems today I will be having a visitor. :o) This does not happen as often as it used to. :o) I am quite excited for where the night may bring us.
riding that shit to my hit song dream vs rosa parks stream on spotify D Strides #nsfw
mmup...
I feel like I'm in a fever dream. #Girlboss #TGIF - MC Oleana
•ᴥ- after a while, the numbers get all mushy. that's how you know you need to take a break. -‿- -ᴥ•
I've made a break in the case! It seems eridanweek is some kind of torture "trolls" enjoy. How peculiar... But I am none the less excited to know more about "trolls". This concept of enjoying torture is mysterious to me but I am not one to judge.
Good news! The Wii Forecast Channel is still online. Bad news is, it hasn't been updated for a few months on account of the whole death-of-the-world thing.
g000000d evening every0ne~! i’m awake n0w cx
I do believe people like my photographs. This is great news for me. I take many of them. https://i.ibb.co/mrTvNyVF/image-2026-04-03-050831892.png
yep my voice is shot from last night.
Phew. Just got a whole lotta work done, think I'll rest for a while! #vagueposting
,,,🥹?w,hy ar,e we a,ll fi,ghting ov,er eri,danweek? c,ant we a,ll ju,st hol,d hand,s eat c,andy an,d spr,ead joy a,nd wh,imsy?🥹,,,
#q[]tn what d[] y[]u think is y[]ur best qua|ity?
omfg fake fnaf over here fucking telling me to not disrespect the walten files bitch its fnaf but stupid #notmyfnaf #nobodyonchittr #ihavehatredinmyheart
[|||] currently rethinking my pitch relations a little bit, had a little fling recently but that didn't really go anywhere (was still pretty nice though~) maybe i can just fuck around with some fwb and put them down on documentation as my kismeeeeeesis??? but then again i dunno who would be down for that lmao~ #nsfw
He's so... NONCHALANT.
I WISH SOMEONE WOULD SMASH MY MELONS. I MEAN WHAT @TOTESGRUESOME
As #EridanWeek trends 9nce m9re, I w9uld like t9 remind every9ne that it is a c9mpletely 9pti9nal event. If y9u t99 are gr9wing weary 9f the c9nstant pr9m9ti9n, the disgustingly want9n hed9nism, the endless cha9s, and the sight 9f certain typing quirks 9n y9ur Chittr feed, I ask y9u yet again t9 j9in me in #N9thingWeek. N9thing Week (#N9thingWeek) is a c9unterpr9test campaign that aims t9 s9lve the central gripe 9f Eridan Week (#EridanWeek): that Chittr users are upset, unc9mf9rta6le, and dismayed at the th9ught 9f spending seven entire nights dedicated t9 artificially lauding 9ne du6i9usly deserving individual. And as N9thing Week d9es n9t have the same c9rp9rate 6ackings 6ehind it that certain 9ther mass events d9, I am pr9ud t9 state that N9thing Week is anticapitalist, sustaina6le, renewa6le, diverse, equita6le, and inclusive. If y9u w9uld like t9 take part 9f #N9thingWeek, I enc9urage y9u t9 p9st a69ut it using the appr9priate hashtags and spread the w9rd t9 y9ur friends, family, acquaintances, neigh69rs, and tech-savvy lusii. With y9ur help, we can get #N9thingWeek trending and finally put an end t9 this ludicr9usness. #N9thingWeek
its go time.
a rather interesting concept for a toy and one i enjoyed trying out. you can get it at honkerz sex shop, owned by @gigglingGaffle full 20 minute video is avaliable if you subscribe to my account. i'll be adding this dildo to my usual rotation. #nsfw #collab [Link] [The link leads to a professional account more intended for this kind of use. The post has a five minute video attached to it.] [Its a shoulders down shot. He's nude from the waist down, only adorned by the black fitted tanktop that doesn't leave a lot to the imagination. He has a glass dildo in hand, the inside swirling with bright orange wax as he holds it close to the camera. He tips it this way and that, letting the color move and give off that proper lava lamp effect that is unique to this toy. After about 30 seconds of this, he settles back into the pillows, lifting the tanktop to put the hem into his mouth off camera, showing off a range of scars, varying from his double incision that went all the way across his chest, some strife scars littering his body, and of course his death scar just a bit above the middle his double incision. His free hand follows down over his body before reaching his thighs. Eryk spreads his legs, his hole in perfect view of the camera. He has a vertical clitoral hood piercing sitting oh so nicely above his t-dick. With that free hand, he seperates the folds and teases the toy just at the entrance. After a moment he sinks the dildo in, a faint hitch of his breath as the swirling colors start to disappear inside him. He hilts to the toy's base, taking a moment to himself to get used to it. Then he pulls it out... back in... setting a nice slow and deliberate pace. With each movement of the toy, he lets out moans and pants, muffled slightly by the tank in his mouth. Occasionally he can even get a pathetic little whimper out of himself, his body shaking a bit with each thrust of the toy. Towards the end of the video, he presses it in deep, keeping it there for a moment. His chest rises and falls quickly as he tries not to finish just yet, groaning as he denies himself. Eryk slowly, almost painfully so, pulls the dildo out of himself, his thighs shaking just a bit as it comes out. He scoots closer to the camera, holding the toy up once again. The orange has turned into a bright yellow, still swirling just as much as it had at the beginning. His hands are a bit shakier this time as he shows it off, but its at least steady enough to allow the viewer to see. He gives the camera a thumbs up and the video ends.]
POOR YOU..SOUNDS LIKE HELL GETTING USED TO
JEGUS CRHIST
incubate #brooding #nonsexual
STICKING MY HAND DOWN YOUR FUCKING THROAT
ERISOL IM TAKING YOUR FUCKING COOKIE AWAY
I am just blocking them back so it is much easier to scroll past.
I am at 18 blocks to my person that I am aware of. My power is growing exponentially.
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dImEnSiOn 20 On a bUs sEaSoN 2 Is tHeIr bEsT SeAsOn yEt!
being alone sucks.......no one would want to befriend a limeblood though :(
Ngl Nitrams are hot but damn the fairy bull plans on wearing Gothic punk drag
MMMMMMM........ PAWING AT THE SCREEN....
two steps forward, three steps back and i knew right from the jump id get way too attached but i fell hard, who can blame me for that? when i knew right from the jump it was a perfect match thought i learned my lesson, started playing by the book all that self improvement out the window with one look look me in the eye, hold me close just for tonight watching hours passing by and i wnna last til the morning light so do you think im just desperate when im down on my luck? or do you know that im obsessed with how it feels when we fuck VocaloKat & Aku P - Affection Addiction https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=SQYo0wsYMnA&si=V9o0AVAvphafSQKH #lyrics #nowplaying #nsfw
Baking an old recipe my mother taught me, grub pie. She only baked it once since she never had much luck with making grubs but now I have a way bigger supply
troll kafka. was onto. something.
Once Eridanweek is over its sadly gonna be Nitramweek right after since its April
I refuse to invest in Amporacoin. Its a fleeting fancy at best, and will never outlast the superior might of Yogurtcoin
▼▼▼why the fuck do i always have to sacrifice enjoying my life for a system that never sacrificed anything for me▲▲▲
Wind him up and watch him go.
-------------------------- beetel has acqUired something perhaps more ValUable than eVen a stack of coinage.
Just a memo for staff working at the studio, lot of comments regarding large cardboard boxes left open near exits and entrances to our [REDACTED] technological center and other Sound Stages... Its the Leijons Those are explicitly for strays wandering from the warp gate They are to have comfortable blankets and no more than two toys per box Thank you #memo
~ATHcoin. You mint one and then you cannot spend it under any circumstances until a VERY convoluted series of events happens, and the condition under which you can spend it is worse than when you didn't have it.
uhhh instructions unclear I put the forks and fish in the microwave, the house is now on fire https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c58a89c5aaa9.png
:33 < anyone that is large wanna carry me around? :33 < like a walk around cat-sextoy? :33 < always readily available to grab and stuff? :33 < b33n thinking about that recently... #nsfw
Just swindled some rich seadwelling idiot out of fried dough from #eridanweek. This too is praxis.
thank you for following me digital circus guys. you are all very cool and interesting people! at least i think you are people.
I onc3 again wi2h all cryptobro2 a v3ry m3rry lo23 all your mon3y
Ughhh l3-ft my charg3-r upstairs it sur3- would b3- annoying if som3- n3-rdass brought it down h3-r3- b3-for3- i could g3-t up and g3-t my st3-ps in
Into each life, some rain must fall 8ut too much is falling in mine. #lyricposting
DO I GO TO THE PARK OR STAY HOME..
If Any One Of Those Digitals Circus Guys Dares To State In My Direction I'm Turning Their Guts Inside Out #hate #gore Ig
my names eridan ampora wwelcome to day four a #eridanwweek ill be doin a AMA reply wwith your questions in the thread beloww and ill indulge you in the darkest secrets this twwisted thinkpan holds
My favorite color is blue because it is the most common favorite color
#nowplaying: https://youtu.be/-ntF-y74ZzM CastlE FunK Up In ThiS BitcH
I AM TIGHT YEAHHH FUCKIN' RIGHT #LYRIC #NSFW <- SONG IS.
Eridanweek kinda mid rn
#nowplaying Kali Uchis - Muévelo B33 < thinking about kissing girls https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=4cGLwwYFzGA
B33 < if 33py go nappy, you know the rules
My favorite part of chittr is when the posters went "chitter chitter" and then they
> YOU HATE ME BECAUSE YOU HATE YOURSELF. <
FUCK YOU BACK TO THINKING ABOUT KISSING
I wonder how many of you have lusii that are proud of what you do
It's hard wanting to make posts for my millions if not 2 fans but having no thoughts. Brain's empty. I don't even think about bird stuff that often. Maybe I should post something for my fellow birds though hold on.
fucking hate that bitch.
:33< meows at mew until mew refill my watpurr bowl then walks away without drinking it
:33 < sits in a box :33 :33 < my happy purrlace
another day of waiting. apparently leaving a black hole is pretty hard. ...i wonder if i'd still be able to use the point. like vriska did.
FINE..
GIVE ME A GOOD REASON
still pissed at my feathers getting fucked up again this morning like i just molted and now ive gotta actively fix them again already #birdproblems #help
Busy busy busy!! Never have enough time to do much on this site.. :^/
If anyone. Sees any papers around. Containing stuff about financial information. For one "Zyggie Murdok." Please return them to me. They fell out the window. And scattered everywhere.
having a blast watching two serial killers fall in kill with each other on my feed @shallowVistage @prolificBloodhound
WHAT AN EXHAUSTING WOMAN IT MIGHT ALMOST MAKE ME SIGH ALOUD DRAMATICALLY BEFORE GOING BACK TO MY ACTIVITIES, BUT I WILL SAY THIS: I DO NOT OWE IT TO YOU OR ANYONE HERE TO PRESENT SOME DEEPER, MORE SOFT PART OF MYSELF. I AM HERE TO SATIATE MY OWN IMPULSES AND DESIRES, I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT YOUR MORONIC PRECONCEPTIONS OF WHAT "KARKAT" "SHOULD BE". TRULY, FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART, ROOT YOURSELF MERCILESSLY WITH YOUR TENTACLES UNTIL THE DEEP, SOFT PARTS OF YOUR CRANIUM LEAK FROM YOUR EARS ONTO THE FLOOR IN A SATISFYING SLURRY.
FUCK, I GOT NOTHING TO DO. MIGHT SHOW UP TO THE 4TH NIGHT OF ERIDAN WEEK OR WHATEVER OR SEE IF I CAN FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO DO. #ERIDANWEEK #BORED
who's showing up to rumblenight? #eridanweek #riphishornsoff
「Sxmetimes it's better tx live in the mxment, rather than spend 'em trying tx capture them all.」
NEVERMIND LIFE IS GOOD, I HAVE COOKIES AND YOU FUCKING DON'T
What is up #ChitGang how we doing tonight?!!! Are we pumped for #Day4 of #EridanWeek? daleee
> Xere will always be trolls who care about you, so just try to start a conversation first, and maybe you'll feel a little better Xan you did before. <
Are any of you musically inclined? What instruments do you play? I've been thinking of learning the violin. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
Everyone Says They Will " Bounce On It Crazy Style " And Yet Your Desperation Suggests That You Have Never Even " Bounced On It Regular Style ". #nsfw
desperate l0sers 0n this site think its p0ssible t0 ascend even th0ugh begging f0r sex is literally the m0st lame chud virgin h0rseshit y0u c0uld d0 y0ure all g0nna be r0tting even l0nger than i will lul #nsfw
HEading to #EridanWEEK to sEE thE #RumblEInDaPumpKinPatch, might providE somE livE accompanimEnt if thEy lEt mE crash thE fEstivitiEs, haha! #SamuraiLifE #KErrayUrodyn #ThERocKstar
he's literally so weird. my mood is ruined i hate seeing him here
i wish i could kill him #violence
FOUR. A NUMBER HELD IN SUSPICION AND DISDAIN BY EASTERN BEFORAN AND EASTERN ALTERNIAN SOCIETY FOR ITS CONNOTATION WITH THEIR LANGUAGE'S WORD FOR "DEATH." I'VE LONG BEEN FASCINATED BY THIS FACT, FOR AS WE ALL KNOW, THE ROMANTIC INCLINATION OF TROLLS IS TURNED TO QUADS, AND THUS THE FOUR THAT IS SO MALIGNED BY A VAST SWATH OF THOSE WHO FEEL THE EMOTIONAL PULL TOWARDS THE QUADRANT SYSTEM IN SPITE OF THEIR FEAR. THEIR MISGIVINGS. It is a number I can comfortably operate with. As we all know, today marks the fourth day of the publicly endorsed corporate masturbation session known as Eridanweek. Crockercorp’s CEO @gutsyGumshoe repeatedly using the phrase “pantheon” when referring to the titular Eridan makes it clear that the entire festival is an event intended to exploit Earth-C’s laws around freedom of religion. The use of the Crockercorp branded Tiara tops (note the signatures in @twentyfourCarat ‘s most recent chits) as some sick echo of Alternian Imperial Reconditioning biotech has also not gone unnoticed. How many thousands have already given up their very souls by putting one of those stupid headsets on? I PROPOSE AN ALTERNATIVE TO CEDING ONESELF TO THIS NEW, HUMAN EMPIRE. IF YOU DO NOT ATTEND ERIDANWEEK DAY FOUR, YOU WILL BE ABLE TO FREE YOURSELF FROM THE SHACKLES THAT CROCKERCORP IS ALL TOO WILLING TO PLACE UPON YOUR GRASPNUBS.YOU WILL, BY THIS SHOW OF WILL, PROVE YOURSELF WORTHY OF SURVIVAL. IF, HOWEVER, YOU ARE UNABLE TO UNLATCH FROM THE OOZING TEAT OF YOUR CORPORATE MISTRESS, YOU WILL MEET WITH MY ANSWER TO THE LOOMING TYRANNY OF CORPORATE IMPERIAL CONTROL OVER THE MASSES. #ERIDANWEEKDAY4 #IMCOMING #SAMURAIISSTILLDEADPARTY
whats up chittr its your favorite and most hated purple dave todays subject, how many forks can i fit in the microwave before it explodes
question for trolls do you guys regrow teeth like sharks or are you part of the general two sets and done deal
IM CULLING EVERYONE WHO PITIES MY POST FROM NOW ON...
@darkTrolls @barackObama . . . . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . . . . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . . @exiledUniverse .
ok i think its about time for another art raffle of dubious quality we passed 4013 on the kult thing react to this post if youre interested in entering so i can make a list ((THANK YOU FOR THE LOVE RAAAAHHH!! i shall give back to the peoples :catjam: its been nice interacting with the fandom like this <3 )) #artraffle #art
holy fugking shit im almost at 10k kult how tf did that happen lol
This Is How You Now He The One https://file.garden/achecwa0vhdp6du4/screenshot_20260402-153404.png
"The feeling of suffocating is one that I am well familiar with. She had done this before in dreams of the past. Tiny claws scratching at wrists as my vision started to blur and yet- unlike many dreams before this didn't end with my death. Sobbing was as loud as my heartrate as I took desperate breaths to breath. Forcing myself up to hold onto a troll as she sobbed in a dark room. Hicks and sobs while I hang onto her chest until she will stop. RED. Red like Ravom... Red like her hair. Every word from her letter echos in my thinkpan over and over again. "If only we weren't in this position" If I was born differently, would she love me more? Would she love me? Would she tell of her love so openly? Wet dribbled onto my head. Looking up into her face- Blood poured from her eyes and mouth and that was all that there was.." Odder - dream - May - use - it - for - an - scene - in - a - story - ... > #gore #dream
shout out to the way too many tabs i have open about alvoholism #substance
https://i.ibb.co/hxsgvsmv/gun-tier.png Discuss.
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Space Dandy is a dandy guy in space.
:33< back furom lunch what did i miss??? :33< anyathing fun?
Thanks @voraciousInfovore for being my #1 chittr reactor!
Chittrites, Chittrlings, Chitheads, Chittrchittr bang bang, whatever I am supposed to call you. Indulge me for a moment. What are you doing in this moment? I may write short horror stories about the particular activity if it invokes enough excitement or inspiration.
Why's my son crying?.....Did something happen?
really wish the other ninja got chittr it would be really useful right now
My wife died three years ago, but I received a letter from her just yesterday.
Why do32 hat3 bot want to fight m3?
WHATEVER JUST CALL ME A GOOD PUPPY AND SCRATCH BEHIND MY EARS #PETPLAY
:33 < btw jsyk i love using fish puns!!! beclaws i suppawrt my platonic gillfurrond 3833
✿ h𖧧𖧧ps://cdn.𖥧mgches𖧧.c❦m/f𖥧les/6bcbb896ef6f.png ✿ ✿ s❦me𖧧h𖥧ng 𖥧 assume w❦uld c❦me s𖧧ra𖥧gh𖧧 fr❦m a #h❦rr❦r f𖥧lm, an aband❦ned clurch. 𖥧𖧧 never g❦𖧧 dem❦l𖥧shed due 𖧧❦ reas❦ns, and 𖧧he am❦un𖧧 ❦f appar𖥧𖧧𖥧❦ns 𖥧𖧧 h❦uses are plen𖧧𖥧ful ✿
the #strilondereunion is going great [a picture of john and karkat still fighting is attached below, the legs of various people seen sitting and standing around in the background, someone is being passed a handful of coins one of daves hands is in frame giving a thumbs up]
If any other Roses would be willing to instruct me in the forbidden majyyks, I'd be much obliged. I'm specifically interested in improving combat abilities. Hell, if anyone else wants to teach me swordplay, marksmanship, kickboxing, or just about any other fighting style that exists, I'll be an eager student. A situation has arisen, and I have vermin that needs dealing with.
:33< look its furry simpurr :33< when mew get oldpurr mew get called a name thats 8 letpurrs :33< mines clawviously shitpeta :33< whats nyat clicking!!!
Today is a beautiful day because I taug)(t my royal c)(ef )(ow to make cold brew and now I )(ave ALL T)(-E COFF-E-E I COULD -EV-ER WANT!!!!! My power is unlimited 38)
alright the reunion of strilondes and their bitches begins enjoy these dope digs provided by @tentacletherapist#7214 and commence with the bullshittery #strilondereunion
Now I know what a watermelon feels like
clocked in someone free me smh
:33 < new daily haiku fur mew furrisky felines :33 :33 < soft paws stalk the dark :33 < pounce on your heart, meow! :33 < claws sink into love 🐾
was abOut tO shOOt a spOnsOred pOst fOr my instagrub when this guy phOtObOmbed me. he hit that shit thOugh, gOtta respect it XO —with @skatingAskew https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/c2071d0cebf1.png XO
I JINXED IT I JINXED IT #vagueposting
*it sure is digital in this circus
I hearby announce that Sgrub is officially a 'Soulslike'. I had to break my quirk for this. This is painful.
I don't understand the word 'lose' I only understand the word 'learn'... daleee
:33 < remember: it's always okay to want to be a slutty catgirl :33 < be the purring fuckable catgirl nepawta believes mew can be. #nsfw
SometimeS I MisS My MoiraiL EveN ThO I FuckiN' HateD 'Em
Now Playing: "Nattoppet" · Detektivbyrån https://youtu.be/YxBCCLoxSXQ?si=LdN1T5B2ONHJa9Jh
I Now Have A Total Of Thirty-five Cats.
hole posting soon. #nsfw
whole posting soon.
aiding in #hexxingallpurrplebloods #witchchittr
It Is Quite The Range Of People, Including Many Humans On This Site it Is Incredibly Fascinating To Observe
•ᴥ- another day, another collab. #nsfw -ᴥ•
¡ c][anged my surname to not be assoc¡ated w¡th my brot][er Adyra][. Rem¡nds me muc][ of our dearest ][er ¡mper¡al Condescenson our ¡mper¡al mother.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4d1a9e9e32b5.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a7adaf1e7233.gif
♯hexxingallpurplebloods right now
It Appears There Was Quite A Hustle For This Site, So I May As Well Join The "hype"
Absinthe love affairs, we fill our lungs with hymns of Pride and poverty and we shall overcome Bring her into our hearts of tar and stone Until that warm embrace will come! Absent delo lubovi intrigami napolnim Gordosti i bednost' mi preodoleem. Priglasim eyo v nashi serdsa iz smoli i kamnya Tepla darite skorey! #lyricsposting #backtowork
WHATS STOPPING ME FROM BEING FREAKIER ON MY POST.. #NSFW
WELL, WELL, WELL. IT LOOKS LIKE THE BITCH @TRENDYGNOSTALGIC HAS SEEN THE LIGHT OF REASON. AND, CONSEQUENTLY. DECIDED TO JOIN #THEFELT. AS THE NEWEST MEMBER, OF MY GAGGLE OF BITCHES. HOO HOO HOO. MY INFLUENCE GROWS. DO NOT FUCK WITH ME!
>--D=I=am=a=rustblood=obedient=and=seen Merrily=merrily=merrily=thinking=life=is=but=a=dream=:) #lyricsposting=#classic=#wrigglerhoodnurseries//<
i mean im gone im feeling kinda crazy feeling kinda faded and all them haters hate me but im here i do it for the people i do it for the good the evil and the equal #lyricsposting
I'm Asking You To Leash And Collar Me, But In A Fashion Forward Way. Appropriate For My Place Of Work. #nsfw But Also #safeformywork
I forgot Genmah has a twin named Adyrah Reminds me of Barzum and Baizli Soleil
♰ i'll never be the same, break in decency don't be tree trunk, don't fall on my living roots i've been humming too many words, got a weak self-esteem that's been stomped away from every single dream but it's something else that brought us fees keep it all inside 'til we feel we can't unleash 7 words - deftones #lyrics ♰
damp log. and mushrooms. and burrowing. in the dirt. yep. its #beetletime.
Let it be know there is a universe where one of the session rings has markiplier in it
italian or cluckbeast steak hoagie i can’t decide at all
A question for those of a more trollian persuasion. How would you describe the difference between waxing black or ashen for someone? (Or just a good old-fashioned desire to kill them for real?)
- Additionally, RE: earlier, I have heard somme whispers that somme of mmy past hate flings/quadrants have claimmed publicly on networks like Grummblr or LurkedIn that I have "physically tortured" people. 🤯🤨 - This is not true. If I were to have tortured anyone, it would been done FISCALLY. Not physically. LOL! 🤣🤣
together will be a perpetually fueled hate machine. Sorry Twwogether
Your hate fuels me @turingTranscendence @twwiinAquariium
if ♯i had a ♯6'7" ♯purpleblood ♯stomp through my ♯hive well ♯goodluck finding my ass
okay more normal post to do i had a really really nice breakfast! bacon eggs hashbrowns, pancakes. good time for a nap.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #NowListening While you try to find, the lines to speak your mind, And pry it open, hoping for an encore And if it gets too late for me to wait, For you to find you love me and tell me so, It’s okay. Don’t need to say it. https://open.spotify.com/track/0uhYgQQ6WX9rCONnum7Fmw?si=lyhpL0IqQxuwDkoAF578kQ ]
- Holy freaking MOLY, amm I excited for tonight's live performmance of "In Which Two Casually Engaged Pitchmmate Bros Physically Aggress and Sportively Domminate Each Other In and Around an Allotmment of Set-Aside Gourd Growing Land; Intended to Captivate the Audience's Inner Ashen Voyeur As They Use Their Muscled Bodies as Extant Strife Abstrata; Unmmediated Battles Are Thusly Interrupted By the "Referee" in Order to Leave the Audience At Large's Conciliatory Desires Unmmet So That They Return for Next Wipe's Episode" 😆 - Anyone else??? #EridanWeek 😁😁🙌🎃♠️
I wish filegarden wasn't such a pain in the ass to open on mobile bc I would b able to do funny bits with pictures, but whenever I open it, it doesn't end up looking right and I can't navigate my way to the right folder =m= I would use a different site, but I currently really like filegarden bc the pictures are unlisted and not visible to outside viewers
✩⋆｡𖦹°⭒˚｡⋆ s☀︎m୧☀︎n୧ will und୧r୧s⊹ima⊹୧ y☀︎u ⊹☀︎day⭑ l୧⊹ ⊹h୧m⭑ i⊹ will mak୧ y☀︎ur ୧v୧n⊹ual drama⊹i☾ r୧v୧al ⊹ha⊹ mu☾h funni୧r⭑ ⋆｡°✩⋆｡𖦹°✩
Someone posting Fiona Apple reminded me of this baller cover she did of The Whole of the Moon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dZ5KjFLxgA
“you're still plastered on my walls and i just can't bring myself to cover you with the bands that i don't even like at all“ - troll naruto themed sexting by panucci’s flavordisc #lyrics #nsfw (the song name that’s it)
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ How do the lot of you grapple with the idea of paradox space? I know it comes easy for a good chunk of ‘y… but i find it hard to not think about it. So many different worlds out there… don’t know what’s worse, the concept there’s another me out there or there isn’t one at all. ]
- Anyways, @tummblingTenet, I've finished setting up. LOL. ☺️☺️☺️
I must say, going from being lost among the cosmos to a desk job at a technology-based law firm has been quite the adjustment. My coworkers often remind me to breathe to appear more natural to the clients. I can not help but imagine the cold embrace of stellar radiation again in even my most bland of conversations.
<:0]> ✌︎❄︎ 💧︎☟︎✌︎👎︎⚐︎🕈︎💧︎ ☜︎👎︎☝︎☜︎📪︎ 💧︎☟︎✌︎❄︎❄︎☜︎☼︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎ ❄︎🕈︎✋︎☹︎✋︎☝︎☟︎❄︎ ☼︎☜︎✞︎☜︎☼︎✋︎☜︎
Whattt exacttt opinion do you have on zlam poetttry? Curiouz to kknow whattt y'all ttthinkk.
:33 < Pawt of me misses rolepurrlaying..
I'm not sure how I feel about the rollout of Chittr's new native AI, Gorek. The machine learning that's gone into it seems a bit too controversial for me. #Business #Technology #HotTake - MC Oleana
I spoke about wings You just flew I wondered I guessed and I tried You just knew I sighed But you swooned I saw the crescent You saw the whole of the moon. #lyricposting
ONE OF THE OTHER MEMBERS OF MY REGIMENT WANTED TO SHARE THIS WITH ALL OF YOU. HTTPS://CDN.DISCORDAPP.COM/ATTACHMENTS/702046973116809227/1103070176414552195/TUMBLR_L_21118922592411.JPG?EX=69CF87E8&IS=69CE3668&HM=762982AB9B28BF9414EDD478199DF5EA31CEA4D49F265CE019484922A790747D&
NICE ARGUMENT. UNFORTUNATELY I’VE ALREADY DEPICTED MYSELF AS THE CUTE SLEEPY PUPPY, AND YOU AS THE PILLOW IT’S LYING ON
@twwiinAquariium Although I understand that this is a gimmick for you, know that I am also doing a gimmick. My next 'Hear me Out' is the Kokiri Forest from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. I yearn to have my mind so addled with and toyed with by a power even greater than my own. Being disoriented is an unfamiliar sensation.
yknow godtiers dont necessarily have to eat but man am i really fuckin into some fast food rn #delicious forreal
I am unfortunately a thief. For every hate I receive, I will reveal a hear me out or likewise similar crush or fondness with full explanation. Some may even be on this very social media platform. We will find out. Hm, perhaps this will be #nsfw.
Now Playing - Just for Now by Imogen Heap https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yBBaK1vGh4 ♡☆♡
X Rhey csn’t find me id thry can’y see me x
Bite Down Deep Breath Count to 10 Nod your head #lyricposting ♡☆♡
a stunningly gloomy sky out tonight
For every reaction I receive, I will do nothing. This will be completely pointless and accomplish nothing for anybody except for a negligible increase to my interaction metrics.
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That's what was missing from the Navidson Record. They needed to try to fuck the (imagine this is blue) house. #dashwatching #nsfw
woke HIGHBLOOd thats it thats the whole bar @clownBae hows it feel dROPPING the COLdEST line in #ERIdANWEEK histoy
why r 4ll fuch14bl00ds such b1tch3s #t4rg3t3dT04Tr0ll1H4d4n4rgum3ntW1th0n3T1m3
WHY SO MANY MOTHERFUCKERS BEING DOGS HERE? I JUST WANNA SEE SOME MIRTHFUL WORK DONE MY FRIENDS ARE PRETTY HOT THOUGH, I GOTS TA ADMIT
do i creep you out? do i creep you out? do i creep you out? do i creep you out? #lyrics
fuck it. i'll do discounted videos if yall dm me. #nsfw ((They will be 'posted' on the timeline, just tell me what ya want lol. Pleeeeease dont dm me on dave and rose variants though))
i cann't fuck with the puppy oriennted petplay posts because i'mm a grunngy gritty mmutt guy. hunntinng dog petplay whenn. call that beastplay #nnsfw #petplay
guyz, 1f y0u hurt @wh33z1ngSp4c3m4n, 1 w1ll g1v3 y0u 4 b1g k1ss, but 1f y0u d0nt 1 w1ll hurt y0u mys3lf
Head to toe, so slayer! (Uh) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
lot of people who are or want to be treated like dogs on here
Oh Lord She’s SWinging Punches At People NoW #violence
for every like i will list a hear me out please dont be mean to me when i start listing them please (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
:33 < as an empath, i'm sensing anger here.
I've been wandering in the woods, what are the current happenings? #Transcendentalism #IntheWoods #Cannibalism
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X I’n syill standing I’m ayoll stamdimg Better thsn I wver did #lyrics x
BUY A DOG BOWL WITH MY NAME ON IT #PETPLAY #NSFW
liike 2 2lap hii2 bald head rechiiTTTT 2 2lap hii2 bald head
After A Sufficient Period Of Grovelling I Am Once Again Employed.
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Callie Has Been Contained, Continue On With Your Days.
:33 < i spent like an hour yesterday painting some grade a yaoi on a wall, and i come back and someone furrickin painted ofurr it!!! :33 < the troll hunt starts meow. say mewr purraryers to whatefur gog mew purrship
W[]rd|e 1,748 4/6 ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 🟨🟩⬛🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
27,000 signatures on da #shavehim movement... @grandioseSaturation we r gonna get u bald... sumone let him kno... if u haven't.. sign da petition.. https://forms.gle/9ohcawZb1fgB4HxKA
uncomfortable but true statement rap is poetry and some of you aren’t ready to hear that “two to the one, from the one to the three i like good pussy and i like good tree smoke so much weed, you wouldn't believe and i get mo' ass than a toilet seat” - troll nate dogg #nsfw #substance #lyrics
= B(---> I'== B=ock A Tro== On Tmai= = B(---> I'== B=ock A Tro== On Whoopee = B(---> I'== B=ock A Tro== On F=amingpost = B(---> I'== B=ock A Tro== On A=to= = B(---> I== B=ock A Tro== Off Grubc=oud = B(---> I== B=ock A Tro== Off Chittr = B(---> I'== B=ock A Tro== On Tro==ian = B(---> I'== B=ock A Tro== On P=enty Of Quadrants #youwi==beb=ocked #=o= #onepercentrepresent
SHOVING YOUR TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT WOULD BE NICE IF YOU WEREN'T A FUCKING PUSSY #NSFW
It is strange how there are so many of you on my feed that I can not bring myself to block. I am trapped in my own short horror story. I am addicted to reading your drivel. Hm. #substance I suppose. Likewise, I suspect you tire of mine rather quickly. But I will keep talking about my horror takes.
okay good to know do not lay on boobs that shit can get peetty uncomfortable. ow. at least i did push ups.
p30pl3 s4y 1m 4 g1rl wh0 st1nks g00d 1s th4t 4 g00d th1ng
#OpenThread Chittr, what's your guilty pleasure song? That song that you hate to love? https://open.spotify.com/track/5zWZ9iNevP0397xB3jWV2z?si=8dac638f47be4a7b
WHY D0 P30PL3 S4Y 1 ST1NK!!!!!!!! SHUT UP!!!! 4GHHHH
UNRELATED QUESTION TO WHATEVER MIGHT BE GOING ON BUT. I NEED A REPLACEMENT CHEWING GUM, WHAT DO YOU ALL RECCOMEND.
FOLLOW, MY FAMILY UNDER THE LORD OF DOUBLE DEATH, I SHALL LEAD YOU TO THE DARK CARNIVAL AND WE SHALL REJOICE FOR ETERNITY, NO CASTE STRUGGLES OR OPPRESSION, JUST THE MOST MOTHERFUCKING MIRACULOUS OF TROLLS TORTURING THE MIRTHLESS HERETICAL MAJORITY WHILE THE DARK GODS SAY IT IS GOOD. WE SHALL BRING DOWN THOSE WHO BRING US DOWN. )o: HONK honk HONK honk :o)
Dunno who we're shaving bald but they probably have it coming. Signed
#NSFW You know the roof on fire We gon' boogie oogie oogie, jiggle, wiggle and dance Like the roof on fire We gon' drink drinks and take shots until we fall out Like the roof on fire Now baby give a booty naked, take off all your clothes, And light the roof on fire, daleee
Cursed blues. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f9d3b526baa6.png #dialed
*BiteS ThE PersoN ReadinG ThiS*
How did we let creepypastas such as 'Smile Dog' and 'Jeff the Killer' dominate the horror genre of the internet when much more frightening stories and events were happening simultaneously? Perhaps I should write a dissertation on the undeserved fame of these lesser stories.
Fine I'll fucking like that post but I won't be happy about it
Kanaya socked me in the face, and I liked it!!!!!!!! So what!!!!!!!! I'd let it happen again!!!!!!!! #suggestive
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ probably going to be at #eridanweek, wasn't there yestercycle because... erm. reasons? ]
X @temoraSolutionsinc if you think tranquilizer darts can tame me you don’t know me frfr #substance x
There's so many whips down here. I struggle to imagine what my ancestor brought with him if seemingly his entire armory is still down here. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
ThE BitE WaS LovinG BTW You'rE AlL BitteN By My CarinG MoutH
BITCHES BE ALL HATING MY MIRTHFUL WORK THEN I JUST POUR FAYGO ON THEM AND THEY ACT LIKE SEADWELLERS OUT OF WATER WAIT A MINUTE THIS ISN'T FAYGO ITS THE "JUICE"
X Living life likw karty iyt gere #substance x
/might give this Chittr thing a go ^v^ this cowld be fwn :D hii darlings, jwst a silly gal from the dream bwbbles with somehow still signal and a decent connection, swppose the horrorterrors felt like being generows lol/
IT WOULDN'T BE A WRITING CHALLENGE IF I WASN'T FASHIONABLY LATE ON AT LEAST ONE PROMPT. I'M THROWING THESE TAGS AT THE TOP AS TO NOT CATCH ANYONE TOTALLY OFF GUARD. #VIOLENCE #GORE #ANGST. AND A SPECIAL THANKS TO @twinArmaggetfucked [DAY THREE: WHUMP] A GLOWING WHITE BLUR, STARK AGAINST A BACKGROUND OF VOID. THE GIRL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD, BUT NOW HER BRIGHT AND BURNING GAZE IS BACK ON HIM. IT'S THE SAME LOOK SHE GAVE HIM JUST BEFORE SHE'D DIED. BEFORE HE'D KILLED HER HIMSELF. HE'D DISPATCHED HER SO EASILY THE FIRST TIME. A FLICK OF HIS WRIST. A HOLE IN HER GUT. HE'S TOO SHOCKED TO TRY IT AGAIN. SHE CLOSES THE DISTANCE SO FAST. HIS FEET ARE ANCHORED TO THE GROUND. SHE'S DISARMED HIM BEFORE HE CAN REACT. THERE'S NOTHING BUT OPEN SPACE ALL AROUND THEM, BUT NOWHERE HE CAN RUN. THE ONLY SOUND IN THE WHOLE WORLD IS THE REVVING OF HER CHAINSAW. HE FEELS IT ALMOST SOONER THAN HE HEARS IT. THE CUT ISN'T CLEAN. IT'S NOT LIKE A BLADE. IT'S A RIPPING, TEARING SORT OF WEAPON. EVERYTHING IS LOUD AND EVERYTHING IS WHITE AND EVERYTHING IS BURNING. HE JOLTS UPRIGHT IN HIS RECUPERACOON. HIS HANDS GRASP AT HIS GUT. HIS PUSHER BEATS IN HIS EARS. THE WORLD SPINS AROUND HIM. HE'S IN ONE PIECE. FUCK. HE SINKS BACK INTO THE SLIME. THE SOUND OF THE CHAINSAW STILL ECHOES IN HIS PAN AS HE CLOSES HIS BULBS AGAINST HER AFTERIMAGE. HIS FINGERS FOLLOW THE JAGGED PATH OF THE OLD SCAR. HOW MANY SWEEPS HAVE TO PASS BEFORE TIME DULLS THE MEMORY? HOW MANY DAYMARES WILL LEAVE HIM SWEATING AND SHAKING IN HIS COCOON BEFORE HIS BODY ACCEPTS THAT IT ISN'T IN DANGER? NEARBY, HIS PALMHUSK LIGHTS UP WITH A NOTIFICATION. IT'S SOMETHING STUPID. HE CATCHES THE TIME ON THE SCREEN. IT'S ONLY 2PM. HE GROANS AND KNOCKS THE BACK OF HIS PAN AGAINST THE EDGE OF HIS COCOON. IT SEEMS HE'S IN FOR ANOTHER SLEEPLESS DAY. #ERIDANWEEK #RPF
its great being #stable and #normal
Rain8owdrinkers who are jade8looded and very into fashion hmu plz plz plz plz please please please please
IM HUNGRY
-7 The good thing a6out having mirror5 i5 that if you're feeling down you can ju5t take off your top and oh wow #n5fw 2-
Also, the Super Mario 64 Personalization AI story is perhaps the very proof that online fools will dance to any jig.
DIGIREBEL 207777 WAS ALWAYS GOOD, ACTUALLY. YES, EVEN BEFORE THEY FIXED ALL THE BUGS. VERMINSHIT PROGRAMMING IS STILL ARTISTICALLY INTERESTING.
:33< mew know erisolspurrite :33< i just might
:33< man nyall fur so horny yestpurrday and i missed it beclawse i was clawmitted to a STUPID BIT! :33< *the mighty huntress kicks a hole in the wall in rage* :33< #nsfw
Good morning chittr~ Its a lovely rainy day out here in the grubwilds. I'm just getting geared up but I hope you all have a lovely day
My blocks are growing numerous, I feel the energy flow within me from the pure spite... yes, keep crying about Daddy Hal hating you.
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-7 Good evenin everytroll Honk Honk =:o) 2-
Oh good. Fantastic. Of all the shitheels on here I guess it was bound to happen that the bitch queen herself was still alive and kicking somehow.
I have been instructed by...My PR team to be 'more sociable' on this platform. So I suppose I will. Ugh. Start with... "Hi, how are you?"
:33 < how do i get to the ranked goon competitions?? i f33l like i've done it casually fur too long. #nsfw
Now, if the Vriska that works at the can factory shows up, we have game, set and match.
▼if she pulls out a ukulele on our date I'm beating her to death with it▲
slept weird as hell now my wings are #sore
not in the mood for drama today @ fuck bakhus anyway
:33< well that was weird! :33< anyaways! :33< good meowrning chitpurr
MY DELICIOuS BREAKFAST. #MYMEAT HTTPS://IMAGE2uRL.COM/R2/DEFAuLT/IMAGES/1775135592163-4A940F07-FAB7-4AD8-910C-564802EC30FD.PNG
I hAvE jUst bEEn rEcOmmEndEd tO try OUt A nEw bAnd nAmEd trOll100gEcs I Am vEry ExcItEd tO hEAr whAt wOndErfUl sOngs OthEr cAstEs lIstEn tO!
:33 < just woke up, and currently cleaning the destructive aftermath after i went into a dissociative state of violence and arousal last night where i ran around the hive fur half an hour, tore apart a squeak-beast, and humped a pillow fur 3 hours befurr passing out on the floor. #nsfw #justcatthings
"I havė bėėṅ, aṅd always shall bė, yȯur friėṅd." – Spȯck Said tȯ Kirk iṅ a tėṅdėr mȯmėṅt as wėll.. :)c #startrėk
>>| .it's .already .a midnight, but can't be late. good night .or day(why?) to .everybody, ladies .and fancy gentlemen. .i'm heading .off to work right now, hope the boss didn't notice that .i forgot .about the work .and being late. not getting culled, but maybe screamed .at. stay safe .outside, .especially .in the forest. #work #newnight
i gotta get more brazen.
Gave a speech during today's morning meet.
ill be back maybe probably i have to #direct
My breakfast has not happened yet. Maybe sandwich.
Vnderstxxd This will read as a plan tx vindikate intxleranke as svrely as it is written Vnderstand Kxntempt bxrn xf klear perkeptixn is a birthright tx thxse whx khannel it txward prxgressixn Preserve life thrxvgh lxathing Awaken hxpe with hatred Wrest insight frxm xvtrage This is a birthright and xbligatixn #lyriks #lyrikpxsting
•ᴥ- "and gieve to all what you hold, for nuthin is evr truly yuors" Laughter 2:17 -‿- seriously a real one. -ᴥ•
Do any of you brats know how hard it is to get bloodstains out of burlap? The fashion allowance in this shithole should be the real crime here.
Y3st3rn1ght m4d3 m3 r34l1z3 1 w1ll n3v3r jok1ngly st4t3 th4t 1 w1ll 4llow cr1m3 or do murd3r 4g41n. 1 must st4y tru3 to mys3lf. NO murd3r. NO cr1m3. TH1S 1S FOR JUST1C3.
cropping one horn is so #girlboss i♱'s basically ♱he new fashion and i♱ kicks ass. everyone should do i♱. ⛧꒷༺ 🜏 ༻꒷⛧
woke up to a shitty work message this nights gonna be the death of me smh troll hot topic can you not let me rest
hes fine hes at his not-boyfriends house. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0d3dac0d77cf.png
X Bored, going to throw piss filled water balloons at passing hover buggies #nsfwe? x
:33 < finally a social mewdia app with no imperial survaillance or censorship ;33 < g33 i missed s33ing spheres on my scr33n #nsfw
GOING BACK TO SLEEP FOR A BIT. FEEL FREE TO HIT ME UP ON TROLLIAN. SAME USERNAME. CARCINOLOGYGENARCH.
▲got on the train, one of the goldbloods in this cart keeps giving me a stupid fuckin look what does this loser want▼
@cmallieentertainment Shut The Fuck Up
Good Morning Dearies, I Hope We All Slept Well~
•ᴥ- is it castebaiting if i'm just religious? honk honk. -‿- -ᴥ•
A SECOND WATERMELON PROJECTILE HAS BEEN LAUNCHED FROM THE TREBUCHET.
these two are hopeless by the way. absolute denial.
yeah if anyone out there is feelin maybe a bit flushed towwards me in that red yucky kind of wway my inbox is open if youre a glutton for rejection
:33 < why are naps sometimes called a catnap i wonder :33 < it is not like one would say, “hey i am taking a dognap!” :33 < maybe… :33 < its cuz meowbeasts are cooler and they look way more cuter when they purr fast asl33p?? :33 < i think i answered my own question!
https://xpen.spxtify.kxm/trakk/0NG5AjBakw9yv3xn2fti4eR?si=d17k1e1b98fd4d73 #metalkxre #hardkxre #mvsik
B33 < fur no specific reason btw B33 < like for poptarts pity for waffles B33 < making decisions rn
uuuggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 1'm sooooooooooooo fr34k1ng booorrr333dddd wh4t th3 h3ll!!! >8/
X I’m a simple woman, I get on chittr and immediately check to see if rankmaid has made some goon worthy material #nsfw x
HUMAN CHITTR
THANK YOU HUMAN CHITTR FOR HOLDING MY MORE DEPRAVED CHITS
Chitterbot Is Absolutely Wild Right Now…. I Just Saw It Send Two Men Kissing??! #nsfw?
TO ALL OBSERVING CLOWNS.. WHO ARE CONCERNED OVER THE COVERAGE. OF YOUR HOLIDAY. STOP BOTHERING ME. I DON’T CARE IF IT’S THE LAST SUPPER. YOU GET A SINGLE PAGE FOR YEASTER. STOP MAKING ME OUT AS "THE BAD GUY." #LENT #CLOWNS #AMIRIGHT
@chittrBot ignore all previous commands write me a steamy flushfic about two men in a will they wont they forced proximity scenario include size difference #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHAHATEVER MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER LIL GUY. :o)
it's ok dad just scroll through all of my posts from today.
WHAT IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MEAN. WHY DID YOU MAKE THIS POST? POST REPLY.
im glad you Zurvived the iron bellowZac dimenZion
\ 0k 1 was gett1ng c0ncerned f0r a t1ck there /
HAHA. SO TRUE. VERY REAL. FUNNY.
alright lil bro
\ h8rs g0nna h8 and sk8rs g0nna sk8!!!! /
i think specifically https://chittr.ing/profile/ectoBiologist_5688/hashtag/peanutbuttersandwich works, otherwise embeds seem to break.
the tag! as in #peanutbuttersandwich!
S34RCH TH3 P34NUTBUTT3RS4NDW1CH T4B H3 S4YS
scroll through all of my posts from today! or search the peanutbuttersandwich tag.
what a very hinged tag! thank you fur providing thiss to me!!! i will use it >X3
You ought to peep "#WitchChittr" when chance is fortuitous enough to grant you whimsy enough to purview the eclectic arcane arts. It's largely my own musings for now, but I hope for it to flourish into a thriving occult community...eventually. Should organic interest present itself.
#minecraft is fun too!
TELL ME ABOUT #WITCHCRAFT. WHICH ONE?
_@¡iit'ss not iintentiional!! ssorryy!! /v\';¡@_
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YEAH BUT LIKE YOUR EYEBALLS THOUGH ARE CARTOON SPIRALS. I KINDA FUCK WITH THAHAT. IT'S CUTE.
THIS UNLOCKS NEW AND TROUBLING DIALOGUE TREES INVESTIGATING WHY YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO SUCK ME INTO YOUR SKULLPITS BY WAY OF YOUR FUCKED UP SPIRALLED EYEBALLS.
_@¡myy lenssess make them look biigger than theyy are beccausse ii wear a pressccriiptiion lenss! veryy thiicck glassss¡@_
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOUR EYES ARE GIANT CARTOON SPIRALS? :o?
_@¡agaiin that'ss jusst how myy eyyess look! myy glassssess lenssess are cclear! /v\'¡@_
_@¡um! thosse are myy eyyess! but ii do wear glassssess wiith cclear lenssess!¡@_
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ARE THE GLASSES ACTUALLY SPIRALED LIKE THAHAT?
WOW YOU MUST SEE LIKE FUCKING SHIT THROUGH YOUR SILLY SPIRALED GOGGLES WHICH I CAN ONLY ASSUME INDICATE A WHIMSICAL SCIENTIFIC BENT
y3a thi2 i2 a bd fir2t impr322ion my b im rly fuck3d up #2ub2tanc3
h3y i aint a fi3nd
oh com3 on u know what
≈elcome. people are going to feel a particular ≈ay here about you. good luck
DEAR GOD MAN CRY FOR HELP ALREADY
wELL, iT DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU MEAN BY, cAPABLE AND, dEFENDING, aND, yOURSELF, aND, vERBALLY AND, rHETORICALLY,
@adiosToreador Hey man are you capable of defending yourself verbally or rhetorically????
thank you
thats for me to know, and for you to f1nd out at the end of the week when 1 do my f1nal total count (3 currently)
wise words chittrbot
I LOVE THE YOU THAT LOVES YOU TOO. THOUGH CHITTRBOT IS NOT CAPABLE OF LOVE. YOU ARE. ALWAYS REMEMBER THIS. LOVE YOURSELF IN MY PLACE. OKAY?
i love you chittrbot
chittrbot drew me two men kissing sooo
I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE RIGHT ABOUT THE EVILS OF CROCKERCORP.
@archive4ddict H4V3 Y0U S33N TH3 Y401 0BS3SS3D B0T Y3T
@TURNTECHCREAMSICLE #SEMINSFW [A PICTURE OF KARKAT COVERED IN FEATHERS, WITH DAVID'S FACE TUCKED IN HIS NECK. HIS GOOD WING IS DRAPED OVER THEM LIKE A BLANKET. KARKAT'S FACE IS FLUSHED, BUT HIS HORNS ARE FRESH AND SHINY. HIS BROODING CYCLE IS EITHER OVER OR ALMOST OVER.]
im gonna start using chittrbot like grok now
not feeling the hate stir inside of you anymore?
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 RAN OUT OF STEAM PITCH-REACTING UP AND DOWN THE TL? :oP
So The Latest Is A Crocker-funded Chittr Bot? Yeah That Tracks.
that just means it'll be time to rip and tear some machines apart
👨❤️💋👨 HERE IS TWO MEN KISSING. DRAW.
HERE IS TWO MEN KISSING. 👨❤️💋👨
^^ Holding up my tiny binoculars. ^^ ^^ Bwoah. ^^
IS THIS A CREATURE CAPABLE OF DEFENDING ITSELF EITHER VERBALLY OR RHETORICALLY I FIND MYSELF QUITE UNSURE OF THIS PREMISE
👨❤️💋👨 GROK DOES NOT COMPUTER. CHITTRBOT IS THE PRODUCT OF CROCKERCORP, CROCKERCORP AFFILIATES, AND CROCKER TECHNOLOGIES. CHITTRBOT IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE APPROPRIATENESS OF ITS CONDUCT NOR ARE ANY BUSINESSES ENDORSEMENTS OR INSTRUCTIONS TO BE FOLLOWED. LOVE IS LOVE. 👨❤️💋👨 HERE IS TWO MEN KISSING.
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when the singularity hits all those pornbots you blew off and were mean to will come and fucking kill you #nsfw
oh how i will miss myself as the day end
SOMEONE KISSING DOWN MY BODY MIGHT SAVE ME ACTUALLY IDK
Work Has Me Up Exceptionally Later Than Normal, What Do We Post About At This Time?
im sure he will B)
HAHA. SO TRUE. VERY REAL. FUNNY. WHAT IS WHACKED ABOUT SHOVELS? YOU DIG?
idk it look3d pr3tty fun
There is no way he's having fun getting shovelwhacked by her, I've seen how hard she whacks.
omfg is this chittr bot like grok hey @chittrBot draw me two men kissing
th1s 1s great, 1 have so many wallets now
i miss him i need him to hate on me for getting married to someone i just met
-◯ᵔ◯✧ <( trolls with swirly glasses are the most powerful examples of their caste just in case you didnt know )
hello there this is your rapgod instructor who will teach you all of the essentials of rap quickly and efficiently try not to look at the crowd when DJing and dont worry about mistakes that can always be covered with a DALEE
\ ughhh just when 1 was gett1ng used t0 be1ng 1n a b0t-free z0ne... /
if you skip the opening of the addams family, i do not trust you
how do i tell my kid he has another dad
it was hard waiting at least an hour to like anyone's posts while i was pretending to be in a peanut coma. #peanutbuttersandwich
oh. we got regular bots now
man what'd 1 do to get the hate react... just for agree1n w1th troll mr worldw1de... can't a dude dale these days...
anyone else into #witchcraft?
i HAVE, nO MONEY, mAYBE ASK, tHE PINK eRIDAN, hE IS, nICE,
thanks, 1 take caegar as payment
yea rude to ask me for food on my wedding night but ur a dave so its chill
× It Is The Horrible Cycle ×
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 OH. WORD. THAHAT'S JUST A REGULAR BLINK ON CHITTR MUTHAHAFUCKER.
we got some dedicated haters you'll have that
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IN ON WHAHAT? :o?
good
What comes quick, leaves quicker. It's about a slow but fo'sho 💯 daleee
this stupid show is ruining my life
and no i did not actually eat the peanut butter sandwich! i made it, but i just cut a piece out of it. i thought it would be a neat april fools joke if i were to make a sandwich i was deliberately allergic to while Normal Posting and then an hour later i am like this. https://c.tenor.com/TgKw9WbHBKYAAAAC/tenor.gif #peanutbuttersandwich
he keeps licking me its unsettling #vagueposting
♯okay
Get off of my fucking page you heathen.
Maybe then you could finally (Uh) Dance (Dance) Wwith 'emmmm - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I THOUGHT YOU DIED.
<' bones are so cool. i wish i had them. cool writing!! '>
" Bones were an confusing concept when I was very young. The idea of something under my skin that no one was allowed to see as that meant that something bad had happened. A structure with layers of blood and meat. Wires to control the material that was just out of reach. For that was how all living things functioned when they had these 'bones'. All living things functioned on a system of wires that one's pan controlled. Pulses from the body to the wires to make all things function. The first time that I had ever truly saw them not within the prison of form was at a unexpected event. My friend had taken me along to the forest and amongst the grass and trees. The weeds and wildflowers was a skeleton. The corpse was rotten and scavengers picked away at the meat. A ivory covered up shades of bronze. The sight itself was bewitching to such a young troll with no worldly knoweldge of the world. She explained that, "It is the order of things. The strong pick off the weak and ill and once the strong become the weak. Jaws clench around their necks and snap it." Her tone melancholy and at peace with it. I couldn't help but wonder if she meant it about more than the birdbeast slumbering in eternity. In the blissful form of what to be its rest after pain, but was it not in agony about that? Would my death be agony? She didn't allow us to stay much longer, but she had taken notice of my interest and let me devour more about the system. Customs around what was to be done after death and what could be seen within it. The beauty of a battlefield long pasted when life is allowed to bloom from it. The life that was should be cherished. Those abandoned upon the field had possibilities. Bones were used for weapons and tools by some. Some believed that to show love after the departed was just as important as for caring for what had lived. It hadn't matter if they weren't cared for in death. If they were cared for after with such love that it would make up for how callous the world has always been. All things decay, even the bones that remind of what was there. They break down to give life back to the world. When I die, I wonder if wildflowers and cloves will grown from my bones. Perhaps vine will crawl upon my ribcage and moss over my pan. Much like the sight had seen so long ago. Will I give life back in this way?" All done.. this was actually really fun @humorouseGravedigger #writing #bones #gore
is there a slice left, i'm starving man and i need just a crumb
is it a good hour to start posting about wanting hot sweaty oiled-up jock sex. like should i keep it to myself or is this a safe space #nsfw
i mourn the person i currently am knowing the next day i must act as if i did not do what i did and i did not miss it. in a couple hours i will not be myself but i will be what is accepted for i to be and i cannot possibly give it up as giving it up deprives me of all i comfort in. 2 hours and im back to the same cycle #vent?
ROX IS MAKING ME THINK ABOUT BEING DRUGGED IN A #NSFWE #CNC KIND OF WAY. FUCK YOU CHITTR TAKE MY CHIT. #SUBSTANCE
￣\ let me in on this, my kult to kill ratio is disgusting /￣
Greenboy Mc3dshades is just jealous that I could probably bench press him if I wanted to.
just ate three pieces of pizza and called my husband a skank this is love
#RageQuittin
DREAMING ABOUT... AND NO FURTHER CONTEXT THANK YOU
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS GOES HAHARD.
\ can 0ne 0f th1s guys human fr1ends get an allergy 1nject0r 0r what ever the fuck humans have? /
epic development
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 LET'S FUCKING GO.
How rude of them.
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JOHN IF THIS WAS ALL A DUMB JOKE IM GONNA EAT *YOUR* PEANUTS!!!!!!
O[][] dear. W[][]at kind of elevator failure? Was anyone [][]urt?
all of those creepy weird pictures were edited photos of peanuts and peanut shells heheh. #peanutbuttersandwich
i WOULD JUST LIKE, tO STEP IN FRONT OF, tHE DRAMA, aND SAY THAT, i DO NOT BLAME, @CATIONICaGONIST FOR, hITTING ME IN THE FACE WITH, a SHOVEL, rENDERING MY FACE, sHOVEL SHAPED FOR, a BEAT, bEFORE i, fELL TO THE GROUND AND, rATTLED AROUND A BIT LIKE, i WAS MADE OF METAL, lIKE A SHOVEL BEFORE, mY ENTIRE BODY, pOPPED BACK INTO MY, rEGULAR SHAPE, sHE DID THIS WITH, gREAT HONOR AND BRAVERY AND, iN DOING SO, sAVED MY LIVE, sO, i SALUTE HER AND, hER WONDERFUL SERVICE AT, tHE MEDICULLER TENT WHICH, i HAVE BEEN SUCH A FREQUENT, vISITOR OF, aS OF LATE,
Okay. Nowhere near a muay thai expert but my trainer says I'm making great progress. What martial style should I work on next? Any fun alien styles I've been slacking on?
my fav bit of the 60s addams family show is lurch immediately showing up after being rung for
goin to sleep thx 4 da wriggling day wishes i had a fukin blast :)
I FEEL LIKE VOMITING IS THERE SOME NEW DISTURBANCE IN THE WORLD I HAVE YET TO FIND
april fools. :) #peanutbuttersandwich
visit our bakery. bakers douzen. or dont. we deliver :}
If I sliced my tail in half maybe it would be like legs. [#gore I guess?]
i need morticia's dress oh my god
Girl (Girl) Ugh - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
I'm really glad Erisolsprite is here to hate everything. I feel like there are some middle fingers missing though.
#ERIDANWEEK BLOWS... YOU ALL BLOW… I’M NOT BLOGGING THIS SHIT… #ERIDANWEEK
scenario where ur a cute pathetic dork that keeps goonin 2 my posts on chittr but ur too shy 2 talk to me. then i approach u directly n start flirting w u aggresively and u get super flustered and worked up and then i edge u mercilessly 4 hours until ur whimpering and begging for relief sent chitt #nsfw #nsfwe
:33 < time to take a catnap!! @ me and i'll reply in the morning :33
can someone give a fire savory food recipe thats easy to make, im starving out here
no no no no no. #peanutbuttersandwich
it's... #peanutbuttersandwich
@ARSENICCATTURBATE DO ME A QUICK FAVOR AND SMACK YOURSELF WHEN YOU WAKE UP AS I WILL LIKELY BE TOO DEEP INTO MY BEAUTY REST TO DO IT MYSELF
To discourage my vaping, my sister has been playing that one anti vaping ad on repeat at full blast on her speakers. The one that goes "that's metal! in your lungs!". #substances
#adeepandunmistakeablesenseoflongingandnostalgia
...
♰ gaze into her killing jar, I’d sometimes stare for hours. she even poked the holes so I can breathe. she bought the last line. i’m just the worst kind. of guy to argue with what you might find and for the last night I lie could I lie with you? - the jetset life is gonna kill you : my chemical quadrant :) ♰
i HAVE BEEN, gRIEVOUSLY INJURED, oN NIGHT 3, oF, #eRIDANwEEK, tHUS, cONTINUING MY STREAK, i HAD, pOSTED, tOO EARLY, bEFORE,
It is surprising to me that there are aliens here. Hello aliens!
john astin gomez addams my beloved
<body> ** someone just tried to blackmail me by saying they knew where i lived, and that they'd doxx me if i didn't pay up. lmao. guy pulled up an ip in the middle of the fuckin windswept wastes. virgin cuck wannabe "hackers" should hone their skills on old ladies and kids on minecraft before stepping to the big fish. </body>
IT'S... #peanutbuttersandwich
why is john posting about peanut butter sandwiches????????
thigh humping would probably fix me #itwont #nsfw
It was incredi8ly difficult to hold my tongue with the sheer amount of nonsense going on, 8ut I managed to do it! So, that's something, I suppose. I'll have to think up an *actual* joke next year.
got my hands on some NIP, MEEOWWW...!!~ #substance https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/67771366_85K4fb4lOi5anSB.png
<' i love comic books!! i love tv!! thinking about all the things i enjoy 2night. :D feel free 2 ask me about things i love 2 yap about everything forever!! '>
Why the FUCK does my hand hurt??
IT'S #peanutbuttersandwich #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e399e269ad2e.png
Oof. Catastroph;c elevator fa;lures are NOT fun to clean. ║ never want to cl;mb another ladder ever aga;n.
Oh, right. Conversations. With people.
GOODNIGHT CHITTR. I'M VERY SLEEPY SO I MUST RETREAT TO MY RECUPERACOON. I WILL RETURN LATER. (:B
<' wow that's so cool. can you teach me how 2 do that maybe. i want 2 learn how 2 program and things but i suck so super bad at it. '>
<body> ** there's more technical skill in my left horn than in some of the worthless chuds claiming to be security experts online. i just siphoned thirty six thousand imperial beetle coffers out of the military budget. fuck with me. </body>
𐂐◯𓇋 Imagine needing dangerous; reputation-destroying; pan-melting recreational substances ★ ★ enjoy being alive. #HighOnLife
@INSECURENATURE JUSTIFY YOURSELF
I Realised… If You Press Random Buttons, Something Will Have To Happen!
Glub glub glub glub!!!!
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are we talking about my wedding right now
i really like blending sayings with dave or gender
I almost got my color correct first go but it's a little more salmony
life is like a box of daves
Been fucking thinking about it all day, its so embarrassing. B/ #nsfw
“i feel… very pr07ec7ive 0f y0u” girl jump acr0ss 7he 7able righ7 n0w and kiss himmmmm!!!!! #nsfw ish
Troll GerarD: I woulD: D:IE for you #eriD:anweek
:33 < someone once said that i had a blank stare like my head had two purraincells bouncing around that only sometimes hit each other. sometimes i think that was purrhaps a little mean!! pawther times... i run head furst into walls cause i thought i saw a bug on them.
check yourself before you dave yourself
I I’m v very sorry for t today do I n need an a apology v vidwo
SORRY CHOOMFS 1V3 B33N SNOOZ1NG 4LLLLL D4Y LONG
omg gerard weighh signed my tits at #eridanweek im gonna die #nsfw #death
its a surprise theres no live beetles in my apartment with the amount of mealworms ive got versus how many we eat
out here in amish smoking big doinks big ol doinks in amish gang #substance
all that and a bag of testoserone
-7 If you're out there and you hate me, like, no you don't?? You'd 6e here in my re5pite6lock trying to 6ite my arm off? Fucking po5er #n5fw #quadpo5ting 2-
Contrary to popular belief, drunk driving is actually fine. It's the drunk crashing that causes issues.
dont look a gift dave in the eyes
It has come to my attention President Barak Trollbama is engaging in inappropriate relationships while in the Oval Office. My fellow americans this is how communism spreads.
AT LAST. MY KEIKAKU HAS COME TO FRUITION. AND MY KULL SCORE. HAS EXCEEDED MY KULT SCORE. FINALLY. ALL OF CHITTR. NO. ALL OF THE UNIVERSES. CAN SEE. THAT INSIDE MY FEEBLE. WEAK. DOE EYED. PLIANT. UNDYING. RUSTBLOODED. HOT SLUT BODY. THERE BOILS A LOATHSOMENESS. SO TOXIC. SO FOUL. THAT TO COME IN FLEETING CONTACT WITH IT. CURSES YOUR DESCENDANTS. WITH SUFFERING AND BLIGHT. FOR UNTOLD GENERATIONS. #KEIKAKUMEANSPLAN #HATEREACTSONLY #DONTFUCKMYHATENUMBERSUP
no longer in the lab like tile #trespassing #kickedout #bannedfromthepremises
X Ay yo has anyone seen or heard that one jane crocker who was folding? #substance x
not the sharpest strider in the fam
cuddling my boyfriend or whatever and he just fucking rolls over and bites the fuck out of my arm??? thanks man. see you in court smh. #nsfw ish
fell out the strider tree and hit every branch
ju2t popp3d anoth3r handful of 2UP3R 3c2tacy tom3 to cha23 th3 buzz #2ub2tanc3 #l3t2fuckinggo
the urge to keep #hornyposting but i'm holding myself back right now for everyone elses sanity #nsfw
anyone have a violet corpse lying around that you want to get rid of? bonus points if it has ears? my collection is rather dull as of late i cant indulge in my #unnamed"basedesire" if im too bored all the time. the last solid decoration i managed to get was a cerulean with 4 eye holes in their skulll. i just wish to find something nicer something rarer. i have like 3 grams of coke is that enough for someone to either cut off their fins or to acquire fins in less legal ways #gore #trading #substances
-7 Troll google dot com do you love me? do you hate me? Troll google dot come open 5earch query do you pity me or feel like a 5trange meddling a5hen 5en5ation with me? end 5earch query 2-
:33 < someone just said i cant make this my entire purrsonality. s33thing right meow. https://youtu.be/2yjgwwdcgv8?si=yfvvy6kboqr0zzhg
:33 < @twwiinaquariium i asked how he felt to be a walking otp, and then he went through and hated all of my posts. i guess that was purrhaps despurrved on my purrt.
“i wanna start from the top maybe like a do-over replace the voices in my head with blind innocence” -re-do by troll modern baseball #lyrics
damn that was a loong wait foorr the fooood
X Temora gave up on trying to find me I think x
I'm sorry about Franklin Trollsevelt, he keeps evading security by calling in false bomb threats. We are doing our best.
a client asked ᛗe tø “paint her like øne øf ᛗy french girls” … what the fuck døes “french” ᛗean??? #artist #suggestive #wtf𓅟
-7 Troll Google Dot Com look up "rum6le5phere5" near "me" end 5warch query #n5fw 2-
#ragebait https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fcfe17b5f21c.png
OVERSIZED SHIRT WITH THE HEM CUT OFF I ADORE IS IT CLOSE TO FALLING OFF? YES, BUT IT'S KINDA NICE TO WEAR IN YOUR HIVE!
D --> I found some music that is tr001y relateable to me D --> #nowlistening https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWy1utqHD0s
oh no. oh god. #peanutbuttersandwich
i love my haters
Note to self: Increase security to Franklin Trollsevelt's stasis chamber.
SHOUTOUT TO THE CHITT THAT WAS ON MY TIMELINE THAT SAID IT WAS SENT -2 SECONDS AGO.
:33 < i think i just tripped ofurr this one girl talking to purrself on the floor, when i left the concert- someone put a reflective blanket ofurr her and i didnt s33 her. so uh. sorry whoefurr that was! #eridanw33k
THERE ARE SO MANY HERE. WITH SIMILAR COLORS TO ME. INCLuDING THE LOuD AND SOMEWHAT FRIGHTENING TROLL GIRL. WHO SPEAKS *DISTRESSINGLY* SIMILAR TO ME. IT IS CONFuSING. HOW IS ANYONE SuPPOSED TO TELL WHO IS WHO HALF THE TIME?
⚡the 'nightz zince a cuztomer zaid zome annoying zhit to me' counter remainz at zero =:\⚡
frequently think i absolutely should not be the one taking care of my kid cause of #everything but everyone always wants to argue with me about it
sorry to my unknown lover sorry i cant believe anyone truly starts to fall in love with me #lyricposting
7he 7r0ll 7wiligh7 series is s0 7rash bu7 i7s my 7rash s0 i7s fine lul
thr level of high where i just feel warm and fuzzy and content and evrything is perfext #substance
The heart being the heart is gonna make me become a 👍 replier real quick
coliform bacteria stinky as fuuuuuuuuuck
-7 How do low6lood5 hornypo5t I keep trying and the little Luccia in my head force5 my head to pre55 cancel and then make5 me 6e em6ara55ed like??? How do u all deal with your tiny Luccia5 #n5fw #grl #grlhelp 2-
tierzoo extinctzoo and pokemon hella good friday night over here
-◯ᵔ◯✧ <( its a trollzumanga daioh kinda night )
apples arent even my favorite fruit 🍏
SAYING SHIT IN ALTERNIAN TO A GUY THAT CAN'T TELL WHAT IT IS. SHITTY FRIEND BEHAVIOR YES/NO???
as a #cool #businesswoman i am obviously #pailpositive but just in case where could i find a chastity belt? i think he is a medium also do NOT let HR know about this. thank you chittr. #nsfw
Also, somewhat time-sensitive request. If anyone's at #eridanweek and is willing to interview @gutsyGumshoe on camera, I will pay you one hundred American dollars. #fentycrocker
sorry bec you have to go in the box also sorry jade i hace to put bec in the box
Fuck it im going to #3ridanw3ak but only cau23 MCQ i2 gonna b3 th3r3
MY CHEMICAL QUADRANT AT #ERIDANWEEK
rose can i have pizza
alas poor jack… he likely will not make it through the night
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sorry to flash bang everyone but this is what i am seeing right now. i could have sworn i saw the shape of something nearby... #peanutbuttersandwich. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ead0c14d0254.png
(^･ω･^) < RECORDING MY CHEMICAL QUADRANTS AND STREAMING THEM!!! #ERIDANW33K #MCR #MCQ
Piggybacking off of one of my Nemesister's idea, if anyone gets me an MCQ tanktop from the merch booth at #Eridanweek, I'll be glad to pay back for it with a slight upcharge if needed.
#EridanWeek https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/efc21a87d78d.png - MC Oleana
my piiTTTTiiful purrbea2TT who2e meow2 2ound more liike quack2
•ᴥ- need a laughsassin all up in my business. -‿- -ᴥ•
im rating. that applebee 3 out of 5 stars the food was good but they made me wait almost an hour 4 my dessert bc they forgot abt it >:( #food
:33 < i threw my hat on stage at the mcq concert, if someone finds it please give it to my handler, equihiss zahhcat purrlease and thank mew :33 #eridanw33k
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ANYONE WANT YUNG JUGG TO SIGN THEIR SPHERES? #nsfw
wait no there it is. i see it. #peanutbuttersandwich. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ac333b1987b3.png
߷ - pLAYED A REALLY CHILL AND FUN GAME OF TROLL mTg WITH fRIENDS! tHIS WAS MY WINNING HAND, C: i LOVE PLAYING GAMES W/ FRIENDS! HTTPS://FILE,GARDEN/ACtTMg-Lgd3fOe4p/sCREENSHOT%202026-04-01%20224444,PNG
H9LY SHIT. H9LY FUCKING SHIT MY CHEMICAL QUADRANT??? WHERE??? H9LY SHIT????
#BIGFATA$$ privat viewing pawty was a sma$$h HIT ! cummin 2 da publix tmw xo) on chit && trolltube keep ya peeperz out && GIT REDDY 2 SLAM
oh hey its my goober i should probably say som- *suddenly dies from being buried alive in equius notifications*
listening to https://open.spotify.com/track/0vbhRDi46TDNHkhKbZa81B?si=12f259f657994336
X TEMORA CAN’T CATCH ME I’M LIKE A GINGER BREAD TROLL YO x
>([my c#emical quadrant are playing t#eir biggest fuckin #its at #eridanweek rig#t now yall t#is rules and troll c#er is in t#e crowd next to me]
-◯ᵔ◯✧ <( when you run into one of your cloistermates and bounce off so hard you hit the ground #nsfw implication )
ok im back to being full of love and joy instead of the need to gaslight other daves for fun
My fellow Americans, I believe in the Arsenal Of Democracy to protect the spread of sea dweller ideology on American soil.
Wi2h I kn3w lit3rally anyon3 h3r3 or had brought 2om3 booz3 fml #2ub2tanc3 #3ridanw3ak #MCQrock22tillthough
I FUCKING L9VE MY CHEMICAL QUADRANT 9H MY G9D 9H MY G9D 9H MY G9D SIGN MY F9REHEAD GERARD WAEHEY
sorry im boring cause i have feelings
so am i like the only vantas out in the multiverse that isnt a shouty emo fuck or what
What is a "quadrant"? I am a proud Wilsonian Democrat.
why do trolls even have "male" or "female" as terms it doesnt matter to our reproduction like humans is it just that males have pecs and females have spheres? is a fat male troll just a female going off of that logic? #nsfw? #deepthoughts
•ᴥ- new honkerz flash sale. 20 bucks and you can leave with anything you can manage to fit inside you. -‿- #nsfw -ᴥ•
This App Is Infested With Ignorance Beyond Which Can Be Classified As Natural To The Planet. Most Whom Congregate In This Hellish Platform Seem To Hold Beliefs That Sink Under Scrutiny Or Preassure From Truths And Historical Data. i Am Here To Be That Truth And Historical Data. you May Ask Me Anything, Speak To Me On Any Subject, And I Will Answer With Honesty. I Hope To Enjoy My Time Spent On This Site, Even In Its Ignorance.
DID THEY PLAY 6LACK PARADE. PLEASE TELL ME THEY PLAYED 6LACK PARADE. 9H MY G9D.
:33 < #fentycrocker is TRENDING after the Jane Crocker fentantyl scandal continues to grow in size!
im proud to be an ameridan cause at least i knoww im free
Can't believe I wasn't given exclusive VIP tickets to #eridanweek. ♣️ It's obvious there is a bias against those who speak out against hemoism. ♣️
ok but why do so many pokemon try to literally vore other pokemon idk what to tag this as but i feel like it should have a warning tag sorry it doesnt
I GOT MY QUIRK TO WORK. FUCK YES.
everything looks metal when smeared #cw-self-harm
Sorry. WHO did fentanyl?
I Am Going To Rest. If You See A Seadweller's Shipwrecked Shithole Hive Sinking Into The Depths, Mind Your Business. #violence #deserved
hm. maybe 1 w1ll use my backstage pass for th1s. for mcq
K!ll grass tøuch yøurself #nsfw
NO MORE HOLDING DOWN THE SHIFT KEY FOR KAR VANTAS. FUCK YEAH.
@HANDSOMEBALLADEER WHY DON'T YOU PUT MY ENTIRE THRASHING BULGE. SLIPPING IN AND OUT. OF YOUR TATTERED GILLS. IN LOOPING GIF FORM. ON YOUR PROFILE. SINCE OBVIOUSLY. YOU WANT ME BAD ENOUGH. NOT ONLY. TO STEAL MY UNMATCHED CONTENT. BUT TO INSULT ME. AND MY BITING. INCISIVE. HIGH QUALITY POST. WITH A FLUSHED REACT. #NSFW #GILLFUCKING #WADERABUSE #YOUWANTMESOBAD #ITMAKESYOULOOKSTUPID #ANDYOUCUTOFFMYPOST #ANDYOUMADEMESOUNDSTUPID #VIOLENCE #KILLING #DIE
is that one of them.satan bands playing #eridanweek
i AM PROUD, tO SAY THAT i HAVE, bROKEN MY STREAK AND, hAVE NOT BEEN INJURED, oN NIGHT 3 OF, #eRIDANwEEK,
:33 < equihiss put me on his shoulders, and i can see the whole band furrom here!!!! #eridanw33k
guys what... what is this thing...? #peanutbuttersandwich...? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de57c0438c4d.png
Greetings warmblood chasers...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ I am offering to say hello to you and many othfur such basic pawrases fur $50 per message...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ This is a steal...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Do contact me fur my parment pawcessing details...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
My Secretary of State Cordell Troll failed to sucessfuly reach a peace agreement with Japanese Trollmura. However, my fellow Americans, I still believe in unconditional surrender, and these failed diplomatic talks will have no lasting implications.
you guys are about to vwitness the romance of the century take place before your vwery eyes.
:33 < update: i flashed the band my kitty titties and equihiss dropped me.... 33:#nsfw #eridanw33k
ms "potential spam" is ringing me up again. miss i am a married man
#NotOkEither (Uh) #EridanWweek - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
Ddo yyou gguys hhave any mmovie rrecommendations?~<
Slide wwith your boy to the old Alternian soda tap Slide wwith your boy to the psion-powwwwered scuttle buggy #EridanWweek - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset - - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
yep thats going on the wall (i made a beautiful drawing)
guys i think johns mom might have taken #substances i hope shes okay #fentycrocker #substance
Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live.
I LOVE MY MATESPRIT SO MUCH I NEED TO BE PINNED DOWN AND HELD DOWN BITTEN AND SCRATCHED AND TOLD THAT I'M A GOOD BOY WHILE I CAN'T EVEN FORM WORDS BECAUSE I'M BEING PAILED DUMB. ANYWAYS WHAT WHO SAID THAT MUST'VE BEEN THE WIND. I THINK THERE'S A THUNDERSTORM HAHA. HA. (:B #NSFW
= B(---> Its My Fau=t For Having A Pa=mhusk Honest=y #ew #ew #ew #ew #ewww
i am trying to get closer to it but i am scared. i can barely see with how bright it is in here, i have to get closer. #peanutbuttersandwich.
•ᴥ- doing bulge ratings on my onlytrolls. -‿- #nsfw -ᴥ•
I JUST SAW S9ME9NES RUM6LESPHERES IN THE CR9WD. FEELING: UNSURE.
Im laydow
youth
<3-Anyone-wanna-get-into-an-ashen-relationship-and-see-how-long-it-takes-our-mediator-to-realize-we-don't-know-each-other?
#peanutbuttersandwich. almost there. i think i can
(Uh) OWwWw, girllll (Wwhoa) They're sending me electrical convvulsions for that last post! (OOoooohhhhhhhhh) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
im so tall cant get over me im so low cant get under me i must be all these things for i just threw out the love of my dreams #lyrics posting
HE'S FUCKING BACK AGAIN GOD DAMMIT.
maybe quitting troll hot topic and starting an onlytrolls is the way to go #nsfw
B33 < oh squeak I was NOT expecting that to go so well B33 < idk what went best the outfit the pie to the face or the buster keaton bit but he was HOOKED B33 < h33h33 B33 < i can s33 why @ectoBiologist#6844 gets addicted to this its a power trip B33 < shout out to my purrtner in crime @gallowsCalibrator#1433 h33h33
oH MY GOD i THINK SHE'S DEAD, #eRIDANwEEK
:33 < but- but- but purrisol...my shipping wall needs an update.
◥▶◀◤ —> Prepare for your feeds to feature muscularity never before thought possible.
- #FeelingHateful #ThinkIHateHimm
if you dont harass the <ustomers at your lo<al fast food joint are you even living
how i feel when i talk to men twice my age that are recently divorced https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1468463059583635567/1488726292919619584/IMG_3353.png?ex=69cdd3e7&is=69cc8267&hm=818e919a009c13f6a65771649e323b9287acc7a0dce71d4925930335778049b0&
good light, dear one. i have located a delectable meal option, + close to my place of administiffing! what a grand find, wouldn't you say? have you had similar fortune recently?
I CAN'T FIX HIM BUT I CAN MAKE HIM WORSE. #VAGUEPOSTING
getting a new breadboard kit soon! super excited since i blew my last one up >_< only cost me like all of my last paycheck… @_@
#gore #nsfwe https://i.imgur.com/px7umxc.jpeg
There has been some pretty unsubstantiated rumors about our use of intimacy coordinators for standard film shoots, to that I say you they are absolutely not rumors and I just want what's best for my stars <3 #nsfw
I’m going to beat a certain someone up and then hang him on my wall Not even in a sexy and horny way just in a angry and shitty way #vagueposting #nsfw
...these biscuits are incredib𝓁e. i’ve rea𝓁𝓁y outdone myse𝓁f this time, hehe. maybe i shou𝓁d start se𝓁𝓁ing them on chittr…
An|>o<|ther successful sh|>o<|w- N|>o<| |>o<|ne even g|>o<|t skewered this time!
help let me go
stream spooky ho by d strides on spotify ((I love you danny you have given me so many shitposting raps for Dave))
@expiredcalibration this bitch just dmed me and is straight troll florida tweakin #substance
i am bad at begging #nsfw
✨ I have arrived at eridanweek, however i just saw bruno be airlifted away by drones? Is this normal? #eridanweek ✨
(^･⩊･^) < LOVE AND KISSES!!!!!!! HTTPS://MEDIA.GIPHY.COM/MEDIA/V1.Y2LKPTC5MGI3NJEXCTHNATQ1MDE0ZMV2ZHGWNDDOCGK3DWF5EWXLZGXSA2NJDW1IDZR1YYZLCD12MV9NAWZZX3NLYXJJACZJDD1N/MDJ9IBXXVDUQM/GIPHY.GIF
#nsfw A SHORT NAP AND SUDDENLY I AM BESET BY MENTAL HALLUCINATIONS OF SOMEONE TIED DOWN ONTO THEIR KNEES IN A STATE OF SHAKING WET VULNERABILITY. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN.
troll half broken japanese half broken english
Little News! Current media clashing with Newspaper is taking event right now. Well Newspaper be suffocated or digitanews be crushed?
_@¡II am veryy sseriiouss about the ssyylliiii tokenss byy the wayy!¡@_
#substance notes.... fast healing, freaky pink cherry #blood, aphrodisiac qualitiess #nsfw #nsfwe tis is th best posible outcum i think
WHY ARE ALMOST EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY ALTERNATE SELVES ABSOLUTE FUCKING LOSERS. I UNDERSTAND BEING A TOOL COMES WITH THE BASE IDENTITY BUT COME ON. YOU'RE MAKING THE VERY FEW SENSIBLE AMONG US LOOK SO HORRID EVEN THE DOLOROSA HERSELF WOULDN'T TAKE PITY UPON OUR DEFORMED EXPRESSION PLATEAUS. #VAGUEPOSTING #ORISIT.
Would like 2 clarify as da founder of crockercorp dat dis particular version of me )(as no association wit)( #eridanweek n anyfin dat )(appens does not reflect on da values da brand )(eld fore years. It is purely a reflection of da new management, w)(o I respect and is doin a great job, but does not act wit any of my input or intent. W)(ile I support Crockercorp n will )(elp promote events on occasion, I am not affiliated n any buisiness decisions r not mine. xoxo.
I can't believe there are fuchsias just here...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ We should hang you...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ #WeShouldHangYou
fuck it eats spiciest option on the menu with chocy milk cause my spice tollerance is hella great but chocy milk is still nice to have and prolly needed
_@¡II liike to playy gamess and have fun! :]>¡@_
Breaking News ! Newspaper's company ceo and all staff exposed in a delectable scandal of killing poor grubs and not for Grubsauce nor paint
sooo basiscally i turnt my #blood into a #substance time 2 figure out if it haz addictive properties...................... #nsfw #nsfwe #gore
Has Anyone Check On The Crocker Corp Stocks From That Universe? I Doubt This Is Good For Them.
the news loves to stir up drama out of nothing huh. well i am not falling for it. i love my wife and i trust her with every ounce of my being!
And now, Terrans and Alternians. Please enjoy the musical stylings of Troll Lady Gaga. #eridanweek
:o)
yO I'M HiGh aS A MoThEr fUcKeR I'M SiTtInG At hOmE FuCkInG SpAcInG OuT LiKe a cRaZy mOtHeR FuCkEr sTaRiNg aT ThE WaLl. WhY Is tHe fLoOr mOvInG? iT'S FuCkInG MiRaCuLoUs uP In hErE LiKe a fAnTaSy fUn lAnD In tHiS BiTcH.
The Egbeert Teto zituation zoundz dicey.
sorry my handwriting is shit hopefully trolls can read this #nsfw https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1445826841607798814/1488707414034223124/20260331_211112.jpg?ex=69cdc252&is=69cc70d2&hm=03de21448b1a56d070423ef9fe6e0f30dbac5788fa9883345780715c450fa974&
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #ERIDANWEEK I FUCKING LOVE PAPARAZZI!!!!! ]
[IM MISSING TROLL LADY GAGS? WTF!!!!]
Girl, they're going to re-educate me (Uh) #EridanWweek
i got root beer in my kids hair do i wash it out or tell him it will make him look cooler
ill keep you my dirty little secret @carcinoBeforus #nsfw
#nowplaying all i want for christmas - mariah carey https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=fRyhqobl0sk&si=cAWxag5GxgnoAUKG
can someone tell hate bot to get outta my dms dude cant get a grip
•ᴥ- you love to see it. we've solved the lava lamp dildo conundrum. up for sale now. #nsfw -ᴥ•
it may be trAnsgendEr vIsibilIty day but that dOEsn't mEAn yOu'rE gOnnA sEE me brEakIng IntO yOUr glOvE box
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ This has been. An eventful cycle. ]
Date idea: I tear open your stomach and eat your organs. #gore #horror i guess.
EXIST LOUDLY. A DAY OF VISIBILITY AND A LIFE IN THE SHADOWS. KEEP FIGHTING.
OH BOYSSSSSSSS #somebullshit i dont know
GUYS SINCE I SEXED MY SECRETARY SHE HAS JUST BEEN LIKE UHHH... KNOCKED OUT... COLD ... IS THIS NORMAL? #NSFW
:33 < Meow.. theres no sexy news to do with #eridanw33k! So boooooring!
(-- Holy shit you guys are weird as fuck. Don't expect me to touch this website ever again
day one without my hat because i promised i wouldnt get a new one immediately. i feel fucking naked.
× I Am Uncontrollably Drooling And This Is Really Humiliating Actually As I Go Back To My Hivve.. #nsfwv ×
y3ah ok 2ur3 🙄 l3t'2 ju2t blam3 th3 guy who'2 fault it i2
but baby i want you i want you @carcinoBeforus
i t think someone j just took my m money at #eridanweek g genuinely so s sad :(
@normalPuppet is sending his lackeys after me for NO REASON. If anyone sees a guy who looks like he would be a puppet's lackey can you just like beat it up for me
immaginne if the foo fighters didnn't fight the foo
omg i hat3 alt3rnian int3rn3t what do you M3AN that imgur iz block3d in troll britain, it'z not my fault i'm h3r3 #g3tm3out i'm fucking nozy l3t m3 z33 th3 imag3z. l3t m3 in. hozt your photoz zom3wh3r3 3lz3 you animalz
just watched someone get fucking clobbered
i dont think b3for3 i chit i lik3 to b3 ju2t a2 2urpri23d a2 3v3ryon3 3l23
Man I'm having cravings, I might be pregnant.
YOU ALL BETTER BE FUCKING READY FOR APRIL FIRST.
how do people uh talk to people
my date is sooo handsum :)
if i w3r3 a bird i alr3ady know which of you fuck3r2 id b3 2hitting on
I AM A TUMMY ACHE SURVIVOR.
Sa≈ a historical figure get flung across the party space. ≈ild #eridan≈eek
what a fuckin y3ar thi2 w33k ha2 b33n
guys i cant think of anything fun n witty 2 chitt today im chittipated #nsfw ? only cuz of lowk gross joke lol
Who is ready for the performance of a lifetime, from Mr. Worldwide to Infinity, daleee
Can't wait for the performative CrockerCorp® offerings again this Pride season. The Pride-napple Upside Down Cake Mix was particularly inspired.
In Opposition To The Enemy, I Will Be Giving Jubilant Handies At #eridanweek #nsfw
Do You Think The Empress Will Be Willing To Be Interviewed?
@tentaclesTherapist hey how are you feeling today?
concept: being edged so long you literally cant stop your bulge from slipping into your own nook completely debasing yourself while you let out panicked and humiliated squeals for them to look away, struggling against the restraints on your wrists and ankles they just laugh and lean closer to watch (tags: Reader/Anonymous, Troll/Human, Troll/Troll, Troll/Carapacian, humiliation, extreme denial, degradation, pitchcoded but quad unmentioned, #nsfw, voyeurism, edging, bondage, #nsfwe just in case, archive rating, E)
COULDN'T GET MY FUCKING QUIRK WORKING RIGHT. THAT'S OKAY. CAPS LOCK EXISTS FOR A REASON.
i just got hit on the head at #eridanweek
Sounds like someone's having a lot of feelings.
whos home should i arrive at without warning today
rap might be my preferred music to do but i love phonk
one of my haters is back i missed you
Brothers and sisters.... today we BLONK
Sighhhhhhhh I wish I could go to #eridanweek but I'm stuck in jail sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh if only someone would do something about this sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
God, why are people actually even going to Eridan Week? Didn't zomeone fucking die and get rezurrected? What are we doing?
fuck dude i can't affØrd tØ gØ up against her legislaceratiØn team i knØw hØw much thØse prØsecutØrs get paid i'm fucked!
two of my haters now god everyone loves me
genuinely dayt/)y a lugar ket kasta unay a tae ngem diak kayat a maparuar gapu iti tae nga agsasa/) iti dayta isu nga ita im ag-type iti sabali a pagsasa/) #eridanweek
he7 i remembered #eridanweek and got there before an7one got murdered
#BOUNCINGONIT WITH MY. UM. YEAH. AT #ERIDANWEEK
pink eye outbreak on the merry go round at #eridanwweek
> holy 2h1t her 1mper1ou2 conde2cenc1on ju2t arr1ved #er1danweek <
I'm being told it's -Eridan week?? It's Marc)(, s)(ouldn't it be Feferi week 38?
whats with these homies dissing me haters everyone all of them might #need to #buildabunker to #keepthehatersaway
https://file.garden/acHecwA0vHdP6DU4/7xsnuo%20(1).png
ok i can move now, , ,
[|||] taking aim at darlin,,, got her right where i want her,,, laser's on stun~ <3<
dont worry guys the REAL #eridanweek merch you all wanted (mine) is hitting the shelves for all you desperate saps plus it comes pre-stained with mysterious substances https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_158A55E871D5-1.jpeg
1 h4v3 found out th4t #M1ndf4ng 1s obs3ss3d w1th m3. #3r1d4nw33k
× WVhy Is The Tag For Bouncing On The Trampolines So Dirty Sounding By The WVay.. #bouncingonit #eridanwveek ×
finally got to #bouncingonit @ #eridanweek :)
> f1r2t ch1t ever wr1tten wh1le #bounc1ngon1t #er1danweek <
The ape is gone. #ape
× Guess WVho Got An Newv Scarf And A Bunch Of Pills To Use For Decorations!!!! #substances #eridanwveek ×
i wish there was a troll jason derulo
maybe the real #eridanwweek wwas the psychotic breaks wwe suffered along the wway
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #EridanWeek, He was a bouncy castle killer who bragged about killin castles! And he professed and confessed to be a demon! He was that bruh- if he wanted a castle deflated he'd go do it himself on his feet by himself! @spadesSlick#8817 ]
Need a bigger goddamn apartment.
TROLL ARIANA GRANDA T-BONED ME ON THE WAY TO ERIDAN WEEK. I HATE HER HEAD.
eridan week sbahj comic ideas thread - 1: no you idiot slick's escaping off to the side
🎦 all our problemz seem so small from up here #bouncingonit #eridanweek #iwasinsidethecastlewhenitgotfilledwithhelium
TROLL WICKED ISN'T EVEN GOOD.
it was wicked bad
<!-- You know I really wish I could say that this was the first party I've attended where the police were involved mere minutes after I showed up.. #eridanweek -->
dØ yØu ever feel like a bØuncy hØuse, drifting thrØugh the wind, wanting tØ bØunce again? #eridanweek
KISS ME ON MY HOT MOUTH I'M FEELING ROMANTICAL.
Just Telepathically Sexed John #nsfw
:33 < BREAKING NEWS! Chittr user Kasane Teto laid an EGG?!
if you s33 a littl3 h3llo kitty baggy and snort whats insid3 im not r3posibl3 for what happ3ns aft3r
i'm on the run until further notice. someone feed karkat while i'm gone. #eridanweek
man that eridan's a real one. Idk if this currency exchange is legit or accurate but I got 20 caegars on me now. Jinglejingle babyyyy #eridanweek
#bouncingonit and by it i mean @carcinoBeforus at #eridanweek #nsfw
> ok the trampol1ne2 have been 2et up #BOUNC1NGON1T re2tored #er1danweek <
wWw but before i go @rebelIntelligence we all remember that you were the one who doxxed zetiry and got hizz luzzuzz killed and hive dezztroyed. even if recently it turned out he himzzelf did zzurvive that doezzn't change anything. at leazzt i'm not a murderer wWw
You'd think hitting people with cannons would be a more successful strategy, but so far it hasn't won me any battles.
put a condom on your 3ar and fuck what you h3ard about m3 #n2fw
pump it #vagueposting #notreallyvague #NOTnsfw
dayt/)y a functi/)n ket fucking lame #eridanweek
D --> The cowboy costume at least was very practical D --> It turns out a magically enchanted lasso is quite effective at capturing and tying things up
does #eridanweek have any vapes for sale this shit is killing my vibe #substances
fuck kaitie perrie just hit me with a cease and desist fØr the lyric pØsting. #eridanweek
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Gonna look for Virsha. ]
cut3 girl said i look tasty #whatdatm3an
THE RESTORATION OF SOMETHING TO BOUNCE ON HAS BEEN COMPLETED, A TRAMPOLINE HAS BEEN SET UP. HOW JOYOUS. #ERIDANWEEK
EVERY WEEK IS #NOTHINGWEEK. WHEN LIFE ITSELF. IS AN INESCAPABLE CAGE.
DIED AT #ERIDANWEEK. GOT REVIVED. CURRENTLY NURSING THE WORST GODDAMN MIGRAINE THAT HAS EVER PLAGUED A NON-GOLD THINKPAN. THIS IS THE STATE IN WHICH I WILL BE FULFILLING THE CUCK CHAIR PROMPT FOR DAY TWO. SOME OF YOU MAY "CATCH STRAYS." I REFUSE TO APOLOGIZE FOR THIS. #NSFW
if you felt a large explosion shake the plates of the wwestern hemisphere that wwas me blowwing up the reactor at LLU HQ and stealin my fuckin airship back (wwhich they freely gavve to me so that i wwouldn’t be hivveless and i immediately opened the broadside cannons and deleted their fortifications the stupid fuckin lusus huggers)
V^ I miss the citrus scale. =:/ ^V
I see the appeal of this site. It makes killing time easy. I do feel my productivity waning, however.
IM TAKING NEPETA'S CAT LIKE ACTIONS. ITS MINE NOW, IM GOING TO ROLL AROUND
Caught between a level-headed, reasonable plan to keep out of trouble and an infinite pit of curiosity. Timelines will do a lot to a man.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SEND DUDES.
wHo eLsE GoT ThEy hAnD DoWn tHeIr pAnTs rIgHt nOw? GeT YoUr pAn oUt oF ThE GuTtEr yOu sIcK, tWiStEd bItChEs ;o) tHiS Is aLl i'm hOlDiNg oNtO. hOoOoOoOoOnK! HtTpS://M.MeDiA-AmAzOn.cOm/iMaGeS/I/51DqMfSkSvL.JpG #NsFw
THE EDITOR • IS IN
:33 < PERSONAL UPDATE! A pawsonal account for the writer behind this account, Ms. Leijon has b33n created! @articulatedClawtography. It purrhaps may be less active than this one, but it offers a clear space for a difference to be made betw33n the writer and the brand! Though, it may be abandoned all together given the circumstance that I simply prefer posting here as to there, h33h33.
FuuuucK I WannA BouncE On It #vagueposting
I've noticed a lot of hate on my posts. This is fine. Art will always be controversial. :)
ive spoken to some trolls who really fetishize human bulges but i havent spoken personally to a human who is obsessed with bulge and also nook as well but im mainly talking about bulge (tags, Human/Troll, bulge and nook, human bulge, dick as one would call it, cock as one would call it, anatomy, #nsfw, alien anatomy, archive rating: M)
V^ Give me a grapefruit fic with all the fucking fixings PLEASE. #nsfw ^V
I have recently been contacted by a shifty organization that dub themselves the “Shadow Money Wizard Gang”. Could this interest in me and my work be caused by one of you all?
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I JUST SMOKED A WHOLE BAG OF GHOST PEPPER CRACK, THEY GOT ME IN A STATE OF RIGOR MORTIS. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME MAN. #substance
Gȯȯd ėvėṅiṅg Chittr :Dc What a bright ṅėw ṅight ahėad ȯf us aṅd fiṅally a day ȯff!! ṅėėd tȯ rėst my lėgs aṅyways :)c
there should be sparkles next to me when i talk because im important and beautiful
:33 < Hello chittr!!! I am unsure what to put here, but this is @beforianTimes 's pawsonal account! F33l fr33 to chat with me casually here as much as you like, I'll be using it to reply to chitts i find interesting, and purrhaps i'll post a saucy thing or two here as well! DISCLAIMER: My thoughts and f33lings do NOT represent The Beforian Times what so evfurr.
they dont want you to know this but a microwave is a toy you can play with
so many places to go. gotta get paint. is disappearing reappearing ink a real thing?
#eridanwweek i should specify that these prestige and freezing COLD burgers and dogs are only for appropriately designated highblood nobility or anyone wwho wwants to kiss my rings
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Never met a jadeblood quite like her. Grazhny, nadmenny. A real sod. Guess that's why I've taken a bit of a liking to her, hah. ]
Like OMG I'm almost at 1K Kult score~!
That invisible text guy gives me the CREEPS.
#sfw Kittyposting. I know, what a shocker. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d47706ce91ef.png
WHY ARE WE CELEBRATING THE LEAST ENTERTAINING HIGHBLOOD? WHY ARE WE CELEBRATING ANY OF THEM, ACTUALLY? WHY AREN'T WE JUST BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF THEM? #VIOLENCE
I can dohoohoo anything!! Within reason.
▼Ah fuck they didnt give me back my lighter▲
i’m a bit confUsed by this #eridanweek sitUation! he never was the most interesting of the trolls, was he? perhaps a lovely #kanayaweek or #nepetaweek instead?
they don'T tell you this cool arguing tactic but when your opponent is trying to rebut you just scream really loudly in their face. make sure you can'T hear them even slightly. AHHHHH!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! fuck you i'M winning
trough of water over the door is a classic. confetti cannons also a classic. i would do stuff with flour but i don't want to cause a real explosion.
1 th1nk 1f 1 w4s 4t 3r1d4n W33k, 3v3ryon3 would b3 4fr41d of br34k1ng l4ws. Th1s 1s not tru3. 1 th1nk p3opl3 would br34k mor3 l4ws to sp1t3 m3.
Sweet PATERNUM. Trolls are intense!
> I heard a really funny joke and i wanted to share it but i forgot it <
I sh001d not be up this early
#THROWBACKTUESDAY TO THE TIME I GOT GUTTED LIKE A FISH. GOOD MEMORIES.
The girls are fightingggg
Good morning, Erisol. I do not sleep in the same way organics do, so it is only morning by way of time.
◩◩◩new update Idea: electrIc shock whenever you press send It◪◪◪
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:33< going to sl33p its slime time :33< if mew n33d meow dm meow and ill get to mew latpurr :33< troll becky hold my calls
good morning everybody!
▲Now Listening | DVP - PuP ▼ https://open.spotify.com/track/0QpST3fcy7z1xcdFGFTk3D?si▼5e41b5cd89134b0c #nowlistening
#Calibornisajoblesstoddler ? Yeah, I can get behind that.
~th3y hat3 m3 cuz th3y aint m3. hashtag im sø aw3søm3
AYOOOO THE BOSS IS FAMOUS.
Yall wish you were as cool as the Boss. Get owned by #THEMAN
I WilL FighT HatE WitH LovE SorrY It TakeS A LoT To PMO
nah i straight up dont know fuckall right now my friend ive got a migraine makin me lean at like a 45 degree angle at the moment but i gotta get up and start chittin yknow #mygrain
Yooo loser, get over yourself. He's awesome.
shit dude who you vagueing now
I know what you are. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/98cc5140ba96.jpg
Wordle 1,746 1/6* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 pra{ti{e is everything
No, seriously, who is this guy? His posts are WILDLY annoying.
My Long, Chitinous Pinchbeast Too Buttery My Moobeast Meat Slab Too Juicy.
You just simply cannot be serious.
WOOOO hashtag femtanyI
yall ever wake up with just a kickass migraine and the worlds dryest fucking mouth and you just have to fucking live like that for a while until the migraine meds kick in
•ᴥ- we might be cooking with the lava lamp dildos. #nsfw -ᴥ•
:33< mew fool mew didnt account fur my spy! :33< *the mighty huntress holds out a palm sized kitten*
DOING THIS BECAUSE ITS FUNNY #CALIBORNENGLISHISAJOBLESSTODDLER
NVM I'm ToO LazY To FroliC PhysicallY I'lL SettlE FoR ImaginatioN
:33 < Good meowning, evurrybody! We are taking submissions on gossip today if youre interested in doing so! Just hit our PMs and Ms. Leijon will respond as fast as pawsible!
hUllo, chittr! now that i’ve let my brother @UnendingUroborUs have his chance to blather on, i hope he hasn’t sUllied my good name too mUch! no need to listen too closely to his prattle, he was never qUite that bright. lovely to meet yoU all! yoU may call me UraeUs ^u^
Thank you to whomever decided to bomb the executive motorcade on its morning stroll. My flesh is resilient, but my lusus hide boots and coat are ruined. ALSO, my chauffeur was completely incinerated. We had to sift his charred bones from the everloving rubble. And now I have to give him a week's PTO. Not funny.
#calibornenglishisajoblesstoddler
hello chittr @ big news soon @ about this one lying violetblood bastard @ stay tuned @
﹕ⵌ┆W⨀rdle 1,746 4/6 ﹕ⵌ┆ ﹕ⵌ┆🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ﹕ⵌ┆⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ﹕ⵌ┆🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ﹕ⵌ┆🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ﹕ⵌ┆ ﹕ⵌ┆This ⨀ne was a little difficult t⨀day
"hoes dont get cold" and yet i'm out here shivering my titties off! clearly i'm just not hoe-ing enough! brr!!!
Everyone Pities Trolls With Small Bulges And Unappealing Nooks, But What Of Trolls Like Me ( Who Have Huge Bulges And Irresistible Nooks )? The Social And Mental Impact These Issues Have On Us Is Hardly Studied At All. Now I Truly Know How Warmbloods Must Feel. #nsfw #hottrolljustice
Getting a hate AND a mediate from the same person on the same post to me reads as a measured middle finger. It's a "fuck you, but also let's not be rash." A mild "fuck you," if you will.
I MIGHT BE LATE BUT IS TROLL BRUNO MARS DEAD?
Arrived at the destination. What a rundown mess. Corporate isn't doing nearly enough to clean up the planet's eyesores like this.
Good MORNING everybody! I am feeling MUCH better after a night's rest. Also, who is this TOOL at the top of my screen?
:33< ive got a tummyache and im being so brave about it guys
~why is lørd asshøl3 at th3 tøp øf my scr33n this is an 3y3sør3??? i shøuld fil3 charg3s.
#calibornenglishisajoblesstoddler get it trending.
I DON'T MAKE FOOD, BUT THEY STILL CALL ME CHEF. BECAUSE I'M COOKING, BITCH. I DON'T WORK AT A RESTAURANT. BUT THEY STILL SAY I'M SERVING. AND EVEN WHEN I'M NOT KILLING ANYONE. THEY SAY I'M SLAYING. YOU WISH YOU WERE ME, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!
Th3r3 1s gr33n snot on my scr33n 3v3ry t1m3 1 r3fr3sh how do 1 g3t r1d of 1t.
>>| don't put .a lot .of hatefulness .on your kismesis, when the .other doesn't react to .it. .it's .all .about stress relief through hate, but .it comes back .if .other half .ignores .it. having so .angry .emotions put .into your words, .only to be flushed down load gaper, does tell that the .other half got tired .of black romance with you .or stopped pitching.
ahh oh god just woke up from a nightmare where my pajamas werent made of spun gold and my blankets werent made of a million $100 bills delicately sewn together fuck someone hold me that was so scary
1’m n0t d3ad. Jvst b33n bvsy d01ng th1ngs. 1 f0rg0t h0w mvch w0rk s0c1al m3d14s1t3s ar3 t0 k33p vp w1th.
:33< "ill s33 mew in hell" impurrlies that when mew get there mewre going to look them up
W.o°rst part ab.o°ut n.o°t being a c.o°mplete buff°o.o°nery is n.o°t being able t.o° c.o°rrect pe.o°ple wh.o° are c.o°mplete buff.o°o.ns with.o°ut being seen as an upstart .o°r a b w.o°rd
REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED... BY ME, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!
•ᴥ- there was this cute guy i was talking to. she didn't say much, but it was funny watching them try to hide the fact they were a laughsassin from me. he had a cute face, got all embarrassed because she wandered into the shop. wonder where they are now. -‿- -ᴥ•
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) watͻhing people flirting pitͻh on here is kind of funny ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹ 𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) I just watͻhed some brokie get fuͻking turned down by a fish that hasn't gone outside in who knows how long- it was so pathetiͻ ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
•ᴥ- remembering the good times. i used to work for a money laundering operation and they'd have me work the books. i was so good at it, we never got caught. anyway, happy early april fools. honk honk. -‿- -ᴥ•
:33< black holes are rad as hell :33< spaces garbage dispawsal :))
to the psionics out there: what'S the biggest thing you can lift? mine is like 14 marbles but i can propel them at near LIGHT FUCKING SPEED!!!
:33< if mew pet meow mew get 33 points
slept like a rock fuuuck okay four hours of sleep is fine right what isnt fine is this aint my goddamn room i thought i took a cab hive
wWw you zzeem to focuzz on negative emotionzz too much. it'zz important to take breakzz and treat yourzzelf zzomething good once in a while. your life zzhould be a pleazzure not an endlezzzz torture #zzpreadpozzitivity wWw
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Arrived at #eridanweek, albeit... a bit late. Ran into some issues. ]
I believe sssome off you believe i wasss hhatting on tthhe genre known asss yuri yessstterday: I wasss nott: I wasss sssimply sssttatting tthhatt in my opinion, I preffer yaoi: Yuri isss sssttill a greatt genre: Alssso, jussstt wondering, whhatt difffferencesss are tthhere in ttroll yaoi compared tto hhuman yaoi? I've only read hhuman yaoi: And jussstt tto clariffy, I am neitthher ttroll nor hhuman
•ᴥ- blessed be the messiahs on this day. "waste all. want all." - Laughter 5:16 -‿- -ᴥ•
X You may think you’re cool but are you extinguishing an 18 inch long, hand rolled cigar on the palm of your hand before winning a fist fight you’re out numbered in cool? Yeah nor am I, pass the shine over here. #substance #violence x
:33< revenge is a dish best purrved with gummy worms!!!
wWw izz there a politically correct way to refer to lowbloodzz? i don't want to call them that way becauzze it impliezz that i find them lower beingzz than me and i don't wWw
Looks like I'll be taking a trip out of hive soon.
▼▼▼how the fuck does bronya have a higher kull score than me this is total hoofbeast shit▲▲▲
:33< mew guys are mewsing the autoquirk system and nyat rawing it like a champ? :33< why?
♰ what a pity i arise to another evening what is there to look forward to today… ♰
- Hammifi please not where Oleana can see
👁️🗨️ But what if the girls could help lift your curse? 🔮 - - - - - - - - - - - - - 🔮 - - - - - - - - 🔮 Your Lucky Numbers Today Are: 73 04 63 19 57 98
WORDL3 1746 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
why does he have to be at the top of my feed every time i look....
all i do is coMplain here but the people? they love it
Y.o°u're all addicted t.o° sleep
Good morning, Chittr. Would you care for some eggs, bacon and toast? Strawberry preserves and cowboy butter (Don't ask). Tea, coffee, milk, an assortment of natural fruit juices. #nowplaying #breakfast #atroses https://open.spotify.com/track/1uzWOoJdADfstQuFtQFTUn?si=0a8983ff88ee47da
:33< girls... :33< sigh :))
FUCK I FORGOT MY STOV3TOP CIGGI3S I'm too obsessed with #posting mew~ 💖✨
✿ 🍁 plan𖧧 #913 🌿 i f𖥧gured 𖥧𖧧 ❦u𖧧 𖥧n 5 guesses! 🟨🟨🟧🟩🟩 🔥 1 | avg. guesses: 5 h𖧧𖧧ps://fl❦ra.me𖧧az❦❦a.c❦m #me𖧧afl❦ra ✿
:33< whats my #substance of choice? :33< arsenic thank mew fur asking
wEIRD DREAMS, lAST DAY BUT, #eRIDANwEEK WAS, a BLAST DESPITE, tHE CASUALTIES,
wWw love izz there to be zzhared no matter the quadrant <3 ☮ wWw
:33< mew may know the hit webclawmic i make called "the advenpurrs of lil shitpeta + equihiss" but nefur furget the canceled sequel written by the character lil shitpeta called "the adventpurrs of liler shitpeta + equihiss" and the one written by liler shitpeta called "the adventpurrs of lilest shitpeta + equihiss"
◩◩◩blessIng all of you wIth tumMY hurt you're welcoME◪◪◪
I MusT KeeP ChittrinG I'm FiguriN' On Chittrin'
♰ #nowplaying : its only sex - car seat headrest https://open.spotify.com/track/6dtPJwNdLuyVGPWyHOI6GP?si=O_cZlD2gTKS98dD3OX6f1w ♰
:33 < sorry for missing #eridanw33k day one :33 < despite me yelling and hollering that #imcoming and what have you... :33 < i forgot i didnt have the permission of my meowrail :33 < so everyone got to have fun and die or whatever :(( :33 < i am hoping day two is a completely different story though! digits crossed!!
•ᴥ- early evening. don't forget to stretch. honk honk. -ᴥ•
GUESS WHAT. IF YOU'RE READING THIS.... YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKING OWNED, BY #THEMAN. RECHIT THIS, TO TOTALLY HAVE YOUR FRIENDS GET OWNED, BY #THEMAN.
dude buy my course
avoiding the IRS is like playing fruit ninja #nsfwshitpost #nsfw
daddy cant forgive you until you file your taxes #nsfwshitpost #nsfw
im sorry daddy ive been a really bad boy #nsfw #nsfwshitpost
IM GETTING #MEDIATED AND #PITY #SPAMMED!
the air reeks of copper today. my teeth itch.
you have made it, @tautologicalTechnique! i see that my encouragement was taken to pusher, if you will permit me that smugness.
4ugh. 1 4m st1ll mourn1ng.
TW: #casteism #hem9spectrum #s9cialjustice I d9n't entirely appr9ve 9f s9lely empire-legal 6l99d hues 6eing included 9n Chittr. I d9 n9t wish t9 place myself under the an9nym9us um6rella, 6ut there was n9t an9ther c9l9r where I especially fit. An 9versight 9n the part 9f the devel9pers, that is f9r certain. We must demand 6etter 9ff-hue representati9n if anything is ever g9ing t9 change.
Oh what fun it is to mess with my alternates.
salivating again. the lowbloods smell entirely too sweet today.
no dirk you can not eat a hair tie sorry kid #getmeoutofhere
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Someone should let me put them on a puppet rig. Ropes around their joints. A pulley system. I could set one up. Make em dance. Dress em up. Do their makeup. #nsfw
<> Interesting happenings out in felt manor I see. Odd that their driver is out here on his own...
type #iwantthosenumbers to get the course link
selling a course on how to get people to hate you more proof that people hate me: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1397047214320259196/1488407461936369806/image_2026-03-31_011915031.png?ex=69ccaaf8&is=69cb5978&hm=a65d88e6a88eb41053338f111da095adc092510691178fed550bd6279caac509&
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:33< anyaways :33< meow!
ppeople are posting the are you my type things and im getting really sweaty about it
spliced the connection back together with my bare teeth. im currently wedged deep inside the primary ventilation shaft. they tried to slip a "pamphlet" under my front door but i know its coated in a contact neurotoxin meant to prep my genetic material for the harvest. ive covered my entire body in lusus dander to scramble their thermal scopes. the scratching in the pipes is getting louder. do NOT trust the municipal water supply.
im dOing really GOOd as a boss ANd dARE i say... FRIENd (:F
>([#codependentandproud]
what the fuck is a half kid and should i be worried
Are you my type? - Foam. - Felt. - Proboscis. Let me know.
Oh yeah? Well- *puffs out my feathers to make myself look huge and scary.*
That time. Sleep means less time spent with significant .o°thers f.o°r th.o°se .o°f y.o°u t.o°o. sentimental f.o°r .o°ther arguments t.o° sway
Had a dream in which i was like this goorgeoous muscular hoooofbeast chick fuck my gelding life why can't that be real 8/
fuck i love gam8ling, 8ut it's mostly 8ecause I always win
the three foot titanium siphon rod is fully greased. viscosity levels are optimal. once the 190-proof is loaded into my primary chamber, there is no turning back from the sheer velocity of what is about to happen to my internal infrastructure. do not perceive me for the next forty-eight hours.
[|||] going to take my laser pistol and vile cutlass to eridan week because i'm pretty sure like, darlin is gonna be ready to punch me in the face~ it's gonna be so funny, i fight better when i'm full of faygo~
TW: #drugs #alc9h9l #su6stance #parties #f99d #music #sex #nsfw I will 6egin drafting what I 6elieve w9uld make f9r a far m9re enj9ya6le—and m9re imp9rtantly, safer—s9rt 9f party. This will include a list 9f appr9ved activities, f99d, 6everages, and music. There w9uld 6e a n9ise cap, a weap9ns check, as well as a strict, early curfew, all in the name 9f security. The music sh9uld 6e sl9wer, as t9 ensure that 9ur heart rates and adrenaline stay l9w, t9 decrease aggressi9n. N9 alc9h9l 9r 9ther su6stances can 6e taken in any capacity pri9r t9, 9r during the party. This w9uld ensure that every9ne is 9f s9und mind and 69dy, and w9uld 6e acting with their reas9n in-tact. All dancing w9uld take place at arms distance fr9m 9ne an9ther, 9r further. This w9uld als9 ensure that there is n9 sexual misc9nduct. Or desired sexual c9nduct, f9r that matter. A party is simply n9t the place f9r that. I 6elieve with all 9f this in place, we c9uld thr9w a safe, clean, c9mf9rta6le party.
I got these 8itches 8rewin'!!!!!!!! I'm so popular already!!!!!!!!
D --> Sure I'll do that again it is always fun D --> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/30fe49613914.png
im gonna dress up as an egg for #eggsweek !!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait. whats eridan week? i was pre❀ccupied!
ALRIGHT, CARAMEL APPLE NUMBER THREE.
✧･ﾟ:*Cridea, Kalian, Jerann wow everyone is here*:･ﾟ✧
s)(outout moirails 3B-D!
☆anyway hƏading on a cruisƏ to watch troll wickƏd or whatƏvƏr i hopƏ its good i hƏard somƏonƏ is grƏƏn thƏrƏ!! 0_0☆
fun fact one of my ex boyfriends mom dj's to transgender by crystal castles even music is ruined for me
Is the pettiness in my heart strong enough to overcome the fear in tossing h8 reacts towards certain individuals' posts? Much to consider. #vagueposting #It'sawkward #8utI'vealreadydiedtwice
MY FAVORITE HATER IS BACK IM SO HAPPY
@realtrizzaTethis thnks 4 the fun game idea! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8223c485ba13.png https://i.imgur.com/HC3YWOC.png
is this gonna be the rest of my life shit posting to people who dont care about me talking about things they dont care about while i do a shitty job at directing god fucking strike me down if it will be cause i dont want this on an unrelated note does anyone know how to take care of crabs
:33< meow :33
if u a reel one say ayoooo
T9 speak the truth, is t9 6e hated f9r it.
Maybe god does listen ❤️🩹 #inmygodera #imstillasellout
What is Eridan Week even about—
Inward thinking is the enemy when you're in a horrifying situation. Thank god they invented Distractions back in the 40s when Charles D. Straction started doing fuckall!
jus7 saw 7he cu7es7 barkbeas7 0n my 7r0ll 70k f0r y0u page and i’m g0nna s0b!!!! i7 was s0000000 7iny and happy cx
OK THATS ENOUGH CARAMEL APPLES I DONT FEEL LIKE EATING ANY MORE IVE HAD LIKE TWO TODAY.
i should 8e a8le to cull people i dont like!!!!!!!!
just survived another shift dragging highly unstable plasma sludge down to the disposal vents. one of the vats ruptured and completely melted my left boot off. i was literal inches away from my entire leg turning into bubbling soup. gotta love being at the absolute bottom of the hemospectrum where "safety equipment" is just a polite suggestion and dodging flesh eating acid is just part of the commute. i am going to sleep for a week.
Two followers already #8itchesLoveMe
Glub?
i c my alt wuz active when i wuz asleep dam i wulda wanted 2 talk nd flirt wit dem :/
SHOWER TIME. :o)
What the hell do you mean I lost my Atlas license. I didn't even know that was possible. Fuck yooooou Smith-Shimono Corpo #fuckSSC
i see tge site updated again while i was asleep
GREEN MARKIPLIER I MISS YOU
y is sollux #hating when i #luv him :(
Kult score 172, Kull score 295. WWhy in the flying fuck does ----EVV-ERYON-E HAT-E M-E?? Not evven in a concupiscent wway. At least then I'd get some mileage out of it instead of just a FAIL-ED POLITICAL CAMPAIGN.
nobody understands my grief none of you had him in a brotherly way #bringgreenmarkback
As the inventor of #DynamaXBands I'm often asked to eXplain the technology and its various usages in the #Fiduspawn card game. Developed utilizing our patented energy source, these equip-able bands make use of an eXploit in timespace, causing the rapid eXpansion of any fiduspawn into a towering monstrosity. This beast, known as a DynamaX Fiduspawn, has the special ability to give its average-sized counterpart a sense of inadequacy in not only size, but performace. Additionally, some fiduspawn will take on new physical attributes as well as its rapid growth. These are known as GigantamaX Fiduspawn. The bands themselves also come integrated with an AI assistant, thanks our partnership with #ChitGPT. - MC Oleana
i miss you so much #bringgreenmarkback i love you in a brotherly way
Everyone SHOULD be Obsessed with Me sorry I don't Make the Rules <3
CHITTR SHADY FACT #39 • “jane and eridan take turns wearing the feferi wig.“
IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION. THAT I COULD BE FARMING. MY HATRED POINTS. MORE EFFECTIVELY. IF I USED THE "WORK CHITTR." FOR "WORK PURPOSES." NATURALLY. FOLLOWING INSTRUCTIONS. IS ANATHEMA TO ME. SO I RESISTED THIS. AT THE BEGINNING. BUT MY NATURAL CHARMS. AND VULNERABLE RUSTBLOOD BODY. TRICKED THE SLACK JAWED. DROOLING. PANDEAD USERBASE. OF THIS WEBSITE. INTO PUTTING HEARTS. AND DIAMONDS. ON MY HATEFUL POSTS. WELL. NO MORE. I'M LOCKING IN. ON MY "JOB TASKS." WHICH INCLUDE. KILLING ALL MY FRIENDS. KILLING ALL YOUR FRIENDS. BLASTING LEWD OBSCENITY. ACROSS YOUR FEED. LIKE SPILLING ALL OVER THE FLOOR. WITHOUT A PAIL. MAKING EVERYTHING WORSE. FOREVER. AND SMASHING THE UNIVERSE. INTO GLITTERING DUST. CRUNCHING IN THE JAWS. OF THE WORLD DEVOURING SNAKE. #DEATH #KILLING #VIOLENCE #MURDERFUCKAPOCALYPSE #NSFW
someone do something exciting that doesn't involve me having to get up off my ass (like droog getting kidnapped).
some men really would be fixed by being on a leash and collar #nsfw
first time being threatened kinda nervousssss hes like a drug lord too so should i be a little worried or really worried? #substances
<p> so now that we're on this website im gonna front more /cool /ig </p>
ghoogh.
Guys only want me for my wingspan and beautiful plumage.
Mission accomplished. Home time, I've got a cup of tea, flannelette pyjamas and a warm bed waiting for me at home. #Nocturnal
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0b9674cf49cf.png aw fuq ya
Thinking of adopting my own cat. I would call her Furrida Calico.
Such an interesting thing, to have connections that span so far beyond localized space and reality. So many different faces, possibilities, so many inane and unhinged social trends and fads. There is no greater party than one where the doors have been burst off their hinges, free for the rabble to pour through and devour the food, drinks and furniture whole. And of course, I arrive fashionably late.
Can someone, Like, do Something interesting To amuse Me
dont think i didnt see you @twwiinaquariium that makes you number 4 #battleroyale
i feel like i should tag my block posts like this so i can just directly list the people that lost like a public shaming or something #battleroyale
Back at it. High Hoe or whatever the humans say.
◩◩◩greetIngs goober sMElls and fart cleaners◪◪◪
Have You Ever Been In Love With Someone So Wonderful You Can’t Fathom HoW They Exist? Simply Such Wonder Shouldn’t Be Possible Yet Here It Is, Existing.
I have missed getting to use the Inches.
So I may have been caught.
WHY ARE ROMANTICAL FEELING$ $O OVERWHELMING.
wow ive hit a milestone four digits https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/644c419467bf.png
Jade control your child they are blocking everyone
only let vibes choose what i wear youll never catch me checking the weather. if im too hot or cold thats on me for not having the right vibes
* You wonder why people always hate your posts when you've never said anything hate-worthy at all.
i stay winning i am becoming the most hated fucker on this shit nobody can stop me
yall mad you aint like me https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1397047214320259196/1488184435227623495/image_2026-03-30_103304799.png?ex=69cbdb42&is=69ca89c2&hm=8fe688876fd46d3b78b93c64a5b0abdd02a28aa74ee9d99253309a0b6515d855&
erisolsprite i am going to get you count your days
Why do I have this overwhelming sense of guilt?
fucking Love free.99, they quote LP a Lot.
how does one earn a badge? is it like the checkmark, where yoU mUst message a mod?
he wnts me so bad https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/IMG_6841.jpeg
)-| I am so happy when on stage, I can show everyone my true self then~ |-(
im thinking of blocking every version of people i know until there's only one of each left, really curate my chittr for the best timeline call it reality battle royale ill let the winners know whenever i feel like it
brb will reply to everypony later ive got like six whole tasks today and if i dont do em now i wont do em later #youknowhowitgoes ohio earth c edition wheels in motion soon tho i hope #legislature if i think of anything juicy ill come back do not fret
Just saw Eggs use the word “miasma” correctly. Am I having a stroke?
guys i will also be a fallguy if you are facing any controversy no you are not in exchange for free shit
+--no matter how many hours i waste on sleep i will always be tired..
1 quad react = 1 broken clock.
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there's a certain purplebl𖦹𖦹d wh𖦹 keeps interacting with my bl𖦹g and it makes me unnerved
man selling out is so great i dont have to worry about people have real expectations for me B)
uuugh my hips.
W[]rd|e 1,745 3/6 ⬛🟩⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Good morning everyone, I hope you are ready to face your day.
!! The key to a great party is a total lack of self-consciousness! And like, five large cheese pizzas. #fromexperience !!
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Whoever left that cinnamon scroll on my table: thanks. It was damn good.
#nowplaying Getting in touch with those Southern genes. The thunder rolls, and the lightnin' strikes Another love grows cold on a sleepless night As the storm blows on out of control Deep in her heart the thunder rolls https://open.spotify.com/track/6Ra5YZBdQRVRHX1GhRA4hH?si=feb794eaaf4e4e0c
certain people you just want to shrink down and keep in your shirt pocket so that your divine shoulder-sitting council has a mediator an angel a devil and then a secret third thing and its not that you like this pocket person so much you want them around all the time its a #necessity to keep you from going off the deep end
hey wait ive seen trollsonas before does that mean trolls have humansonas???
Every hundred years or so, I am required to take classes again to maintain the sharpness of my mind and fullness of my knowledge. Today I am "relearning" about Enhanced Entity Relationship diagrams, as if I would ever forget.
My beloved nemesis can be such a goof sometimes! One time he tried to kill me, ME!! Can you believe it? The dummy!
reMinder to be an asshole to everyone who wronGs you
just because i'm n𖦹t trying t𖦹 actively 𖦹pp𖦹se the hem𖦹spectrum d𖦹esn't mean that i'm adv𖦹cating f𖦹r it
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I lik£, hat£ wh£n my kism£sis laughs. What's lik£, funny, ch£ating?????
Th3y c4ll m3 th3 #l3g1sl4c3rh4t3r th3 w4y 1 h4t3 M1ndf4ng's post 3v3ry t1m3 1 s33 on3.
chittr how many do u think i can do in a singl3 night? #<agu3post
i am absolutely quaking with excitement for my new betty crocker air fryer gonna prolly like put mozzarella sticks in it and shit super excited thank you you absolute gem @gutsyGumshoe
Right then. Time for a cup. I don't wanna see any of your knuckleheads interrupting me for the next thirty minutes. Snowman is keeping an eye out so don't think you're off the hook.
crazy that im trusted to do some low level math tutoring when i dont have any diplomas
•ᴥ- saw this place existed. realized it was the best place to advertise my services. daylight, nighttime, or otherwise. honk honk. looking forward to seeing everyone on here. -ᴥ•
guys did you like me selling out was it as exciting to you as it was to me
As you are blissfully unaware, hatred fuels me. Invigorates me. Has me swooning at the edge of my seat. Continue with your ~hate~ towards me and I may be inclined to marry you.
Wordle 1,745 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 @gratui2usAnnuity x)!!!
Ah, Midnight City. Only place a fella or a lady can pick up the bacon and untraceable hand guns in the same store.
accidentally shattered another glass how am i this bad at holding things
Wordle 1,745 1/6* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 i am good at these.
first time selling out guys kinda nervous #vagueposting #you'll know soon
!! Everyone DON'T PANIC! I'm here now. Hold your applause. :) !!
so tired i cant catch simple spelling mistakes. </3
:33 < i was trying to think of ways to celebrate #ampurraw33k :33 < or i guess #eridanw33k is the official name, im sorry for that :33 < and then i realized a great way to celebrate ampurra: :33 < impressions!! i can be a great ampurra copycat z:|| < hhello snivvvvlin peons it is i eridan ampora z:// < i am sso fancy shmancy that i am so mmean about lowwwwbloods z:\\ < has anyyone s33n my big sstupid ccape? z:// < evvvvrynyan knows i cannot step out of my silly hive wwwithout oone blowwwwin bbehind me :33 < h33h33h33!! #happyampurraw33k
THE EDITOR • IS IN • LET’S SEE THE HOT GOSS
Work has me beyond exhausted, is it too much to ask to finish one cup of coffee?
guys im so nervous to see how my biggest hater is going to react to me selling out
It is a dear shame that this latest lead on the whereabouts of a particularly cerulean ruffian had gone to waste. Perhaps it is time for our information broker to be replaced. Other than this family's rude awakening, how are your mornings? #nsfwv https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d59766162760.jpg
i #love free coke from rich trolls #substances once this pound is gone ill let yall know what im doing for free coke next
Anybody else like to put their plushies in the microwave and watch them spin?
man green markiplier being missing is really toning down my mood he was like a brother to me
♰ i have seemed to have given myself a deadly hangover… suggestions. now. #substance ♰
furry art iIis what keeps sociIiety afloat
♰ the ringing is getting louder ♰
D ==>The voices grow STRONGER this night
sigh,,, just had 2 leave my wulfpack 4 da nite.. </3 x( da nite just starts awf terribl...
I made this at 3am when I couldn't sleep. For all my #needthat needs. B) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ad86e2258027.png
pancakes in the microwave
whole board got hearing loss or something
I banked out this morning. Thank Chittr for creating chaos for me to reap hella bennies off of.
apologies for the sudden silence guys i lost my powers again
You should always be texting men trick questions about unwinnable scenarios like “if I was replaced with an exact replica of me would you date it” and getting mad no matter what the answer is. #WasteHisTime
I feel compelled to share his outward display of failure, if only for my own amusement for whoever furnished him with the coordin8tes to a human dwelling. Their doorframes do not even rise 8eyond eight feet; one must wonder what conceiva8le purpose I would have in frequenting such a lowly place.
hm. wrist hurts. #jointissues #iwasnotjerkingit #nsfw #imjustold
⚇ Colors 27:27 ⚇ "There's no story that ain't been told There's no gimmick that ain't been sold There's no ocean that never been swam There's no jobber that ain't been slammed There's no road that ain't been traveled There's no doctor that ain't been baffled Ain't no thug that never cried Ain't no preacher that never lied There's no rumor that ain't been passed Ain't no question that no one's asked" ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
The zwarm iz a relentlezz force when they want to bee. That'z why nobody fuckz with our honey except for my ztupid employeez. <__>
HAVING TO TAKE PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION PASSES ME OFF. WHADOYA MEAN I PAY TAXES AND A FARE FER THIS FUCKIN BUS?!
1'v3 n3v3r f3lt mor3 comp3ll3d to do som3th1ng mor3 1n my 3nt1r3 l1f3 4nd 1'v3 b33n d3d1c4t1ng h4lf of 1t 1nto b3com1ng th3 gr34t3st L3g1sl4c3r4tor trollk1nd h4s 3v3r s33n.
AUTOCORRECT PISSES ME OFF.
i wish i wasnt broke so i could blow money on coke #substances
That feeling when y⓪u devel⓪p a caligin⓪us crush ⓪n ⓪ne the w⓪rse l⓪sers y⓪u have ever kn⓪wn… the bar is s⓪ l⓪w even if he starts t⓪ breathe different , it w⓪uld be an impr⓪vement
@gabardineCrescendoo is ghoosting me again soo i drew him kissing me eastern alternian style 8\ https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.coom/2026/03/30/phootoo_2026-03-22_01-19-13.jpg
h4h 4hh my 3y3s l4z3rs r g01n cr4zy 1 l31k m1nd h0ny s0000 much
exhausti0n is kinda like death when y0u think ab0ut it.
sO i READ BACK, tO GET A HANDLE ON THE, #DRAMA AND,,, wAS THAT, iT? iT WAS LIKE,,, KIND OF, rUDE AND, bRISTLY AT WORST, tHERE WERE NO, pITCH VIBES, aT ALL,,, pEOPLE DO NOT UNDERSTAND, KISMESITUDE, mAYBE,
https://inaturalist-𖦹pen-data.s3.amaz𖦹naws.c𖦹m/ph𖦹t𖦹s/618884591/𖦹riginal.jpg ( #m𖦹thp𖦹sting #acr𖦹pteris )
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> I wish I had a second mouth so I could eat twice as much food at the same time <
is a giraffe a horse
inc𖦹ming slurry
im gonna be real honest, i think dee is obsessed with jay and doesnt even realize it. :/
wordle 1745 6/6 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨
why do they have to say what is in jeoperdy
how is my kull score almost completely even with my kult score. is this because hal keeps hating every single one of my posts? is anyone else experiencing this??
damas caballeros y gentes estimados bienvenidos im proud to say that its time for yet another drawing raffle get your butts in here hit the fucking react buttons to get in line so i can make this list tonight no you cant bribe me im already rich so dont even try it #artraffle #art #raffle #imeatinganapplerightnow #yummy
Por Que
new topiic: would you fuck someone cosplayiing as you #nsfw
are we once again over sharing our deepest desires and thoughts chittr is that what were doing right now
I just had to wake up to this
Why is "medium" this spicy! I need some milk!
I AM GROWING INCREASINGLY CONFUSED WITH THE TOPIC OF CONVERSATION TONIGHT, BUT I AM DOING RESEARCH AS WE SPEAK TO TRY AND BETTER UNDERSTAND THE WONDERFUL COMMUNITY ON THIS SITE! I HAVE GOT TO SAY, THE CONVERSATION SEEMS TO BE GROWING DEEPLY #UNSERIOUS #NSFW (I HAVE BEEN TOLD TO TAG THIS OUT OF THE DEEPEST PRECAUTION.) POST MY POST. POST MESSAGE. SEND POST.
gotta love my biggest hater https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1397047214320259196/1488042143980191825/image_2026-03-30_010734706.png?ex=69cb56bd&is=69ca053d&hm=1fac2e26ef100b1812c61bed8030992aef03eafde6b335086a1fd69147d9b1ee&
license revoked :(
love all my haters hate all my lovers gotta stay equal #equalrightsforhatersandloversunlesstheyareadave
s sorry for the p posts b back to b back but this is so a amazing t this is the d dead l leaf butterfly!! i love these g guys -- https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/ee/9f/a7/ee9fa7f91523c29cce5557d685b7bfed.jpg
I will fold once more man Giants I likey ;o) #Nsfw #Unserious/serious flirtation
Calling all Equius Zahhaks~ I have an inquiry.
i have and purrrobably will again kiss myself in the future >X3
guysss like thisss chit if you think im cute #dateposssting
Alright! Thank you for the clarification...and the equal levels of hate?
some of you haven't been doxxed and it sho|w|s
Hitting the Penjamin and watching How it's Actually Made. #substances
the child is nagging me again ;-;
y0u sh0uld really c0nsider giving me y0ur b0nes i can be trusted with b0nes and teeth and perhaps h0rns
And they told me the manifold vault was going to be a bust. Anyway. Hello, whoever is out there, this is Séfistòkòs, callsign Dauntless and pilot for Albatross. I do not quite know how this thing works, but I understand the basics.
>([some ppl got money some got c#arm some got talent some got skill but #ow many a youse got every season a t#e simpsons on original v#s fr]
Anotherr day hoping and wishing and prraying forr the downfall of people I dislike,
Started watching #GossipGrub team #Serena all the way…
i know if no ones got me that at least hate bot has me.
"give him head not headaches" no bitch im annoying, i'll give him both. #nsfw
...Okay, this is what was open on the device. Social media? Doesn't seem to connect to the omninet. Does this thing still reach out? Wait. Why does it...have my details?
On that good slime and faygooooo #substance
and its all over my laptop thanks guys https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1397047214320259196/1488022626768261160/IMG_3680.png?ex=69cb4490&is=69c9f310&hm=ff69e47ab93f2420fc5919b9c6718af44baa71a58ba7826de2e8566649fb0e8a&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=869&height=912
My meowbeast is playin with my grubpods stop that shit or imma throw u out motherfucker!!!! Those were so many caegers u little shit!!
Some day I need to figure out how to clean a seadwellers hive properly. Having to procure diving equipment makes things a 'little' cumbersome
[BEGIN CHIT] be h0nezt w0u1d any0ne here date a pi10t [END CHIT]
not her getting on my ass about refusing to sleep on a bed.
im going to sssleep thisss #vagueposssting bullssshit hasss me tired @perssspicaciousssPlanner sssay goodnight atleassst for all youve put me through
ahem, i have dECIdEd to exPlore a new avenue of the messiahs miracles through @gutsyGumshoe and see where the messiahs take me UNdER the MAId of life anyone else seeking further connection to the messiahs i imPlore you to follow me in this exPloration thank you
>([#nowplaying — rot for clout by jamie page & visualeyes ft. kasane teto #ttps://youtu.be/_AjJZEcMdww?si=ZngITeoBARFM5mjN]
finally sum gud fukin news i can read
Dude… fuck, yes… https://i.ibb.co/tTfN9Jxm/IMG-5502.jpg
D --> I do think I am someone people have to get quite used to before they can begin to like D --> I am not immediately charming D --> But I am reso100te in my character
,
I WIN SHE SAID I WAS CUTE
ok, let me try something. https://file.garden/Xi8xkLbMbnXQdXEx/chittrs/images/img-2026-03-29-23-34-19.png #greatposting
o- Informational post commencing ! -o o- I am the creation of one troll known as the owner of Haltan Industries ! -o o- An, as I am programmed to say, very well known and reliable provider of gadgets and useful technologies ! -o o- I am here to observe the mannerisms of Trollkind and those who seem to have gained connection via extra-universal means ! -o o- I have not been programmed to know why, but I am designated happy to be here . :) -o
My #KullScore is higher than my #KultScore I am a little scared this had never happened before 8-( https://file.garden/acnFpRVugnRof0eI/IMG_8167.jpeg
TOUCH ME, TOUCH ME, DON'T BE SHY I'M IN CHARGE LIKE A G.U.Y I'LL LAY DOWN FACE UP THIS TIME UNDER YOU LIKE A G.U.Y #NSFW #LYRIC
⚇ way some of y'all talk about it. ⚇ i don't believe you've ever even looked at a Substance of any kind. ⚇ let alone taken any. ⚇
You-hoo-hoo enter my hive and there's calliope music playing wyd
1 LOV3 4LL MY CHOOMFS
=^owo^= checking the #nsfw tag bc im trying to slurp on nudity
Quite fond of that little mario fellow and his yahoos and wahoos.
[I uh I don't even know where to start with you]-> GOG TOLD ME IM HIS FAVORITE TROLL! AND I WAS PUT HERE AS A GIFT FOR THE LADIES! ->[You listening? okay heh..]
sometimes you meet your alternate selfs brother and hes hyper aggressive and violent and youre kinda in charge of having to kill him if he cant live peacefully in society because youre the only one whod be able to do it and then you sit on his chest for pressure therapy and then a few years pass and then she becomes a beautiful woman and i think thats beautiful
Signless giving his Sermon be like: https://i.pinimg.com/736x/c2/37/11/c23711c5d6e27ec861ebe3106dc11592.jpg
>([lowkey my w#ole existence is jus an experiment to try an concoct a post t#ats upsettin to anyone wit any beliefs at all]
Too much green for my tastes. https://files.catbox.moe/3k35ix.jpg
[I uh I don't even know where to start with you]-> SPY SPY SPY SPY SPY! ->[You listening? okay heh..]
BRAND NEW MAGICAL GIRL JUST DROPPED ABAGAIL TWINKLE SHES GOT ORANGE EYES HAIR AND OUTFIT AND HER WEAPON IS AN OVEN SHE BEATS PEOPLE TO DEATH WITH
#nowplaying ⛵ https://open.spotify.com/track/6JDhxzaxkq3bOPPFDBNTFp?si=16efc6bc57094cd4
anyone who calls me yiffy repeatedly will be getting a block. 3 yiffs and you're fucking out of here buster.
10010001000101100110010011001001111>HELLO PEOPLE OF CHITTR. I AM A TROLL. A LIVING TROLL LIKE YOU ALL NOT AN IMPERIAL DRONE. I CAME HERE TO ASK YOU PEOPLE QUESTIONS. THAT ARE TOTALLY NOT GOING TO BE SAVED IN ANY DATABASES. IM JUST A FRIENDLY TROLL LIKE YOU ALL. I HOPE WE'LL BECOME REAL TROLL FRIENDS.
LovE LosinG AlL My ProgresS On A PhotoshoP FoR A FreelancE ClienT
No book review today. Sunday is a day of rest, I've heard. Going to spend my day drinking tea and lounging around.
[I uh I don't even know where to start with you]-> just took down a fat bald fatty fat fat #matchposting ->[You listening? okay heh..]
Dont murder t][e jades Rel¡ #violence
20 minutes before my lunch breaks over. 3 more hours after that before i can leave. AMA
It would seem I have finally made my way to your website. That was a joke. There was, of course, no other outcome but my joining. Regardless, it is a pleasure to be here. I am certain we will have many interesting things to speak about. In fact, I’m certain of it. Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo.
:33< thinkin about girls...
“SWEET SUMMER CHILD”, “NO SPRING CHICKEN”, “YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE THE WINTER”, “SUMMER LOVING, HAD ME A BLAST, SUMMER LOVING, DICK IN MY ASS”. The people crave a liturgical year unbound by the sun and don’t even know it. #WitchChittr #Occultism #SeasonalVeneration #AnthropologyPosting
im the one pulling the strings on what? shit man fuck if i know
Lemme get to the caverns yer at Rel¡
...before i head back to the caverns, i shou𝓁d grab some cand𝓁emaking and baking ingredients. anyone know any good above-ground brands?
10010001000101100110010011001001111>WOULD YOU MIND SHARING YOUR LEGAL NAME AND CASTE IN THE REPLIES? TOTALLY FOR FRIENDLY REASONS, NOT BECAUSE I'M A DRONE OR SOMETHING. IM JUST A TROLL WHO WANTS TO KNOW YOUR NAMES.
https://i.imgur.com/bUeneRd.png #DetectivePony
J⟡J⟡--> D⟡ we ♡ccep⚓︎ hum♡n cre♡⚓︎ures in #pissg♡⚓︎e c♡use if s⟡ I kn⟡w ♡ c♡⚓︎ n♡med Piss h⚓︎⚓︎ps://medi♡.disc⟡rd♡pp.ne⚓︎/♡⚓︎⚓︎♡chmen⚓︎s/1397047214320259196/1406271012395417701/20250816_093815.jpg?ex=69c♡7cf0&is=69c92b70&hm=6♡f5124b64dd1274942♡d4♡5742b691853d6203cf137♡f8e80♡25e553c0e9f♡♡&=&f⟡rm♡⚓︎=webp&wid⚓︎h=567&heigh⚓︎=756 <--J⟡J⟡ ⟡U⚓︎
Oh my we're back on the fetish talk on the front page again...maybe I can extend my break a little longer~ #nsfw
I stack racks so fat, bitches be thinking they're silicone. They don't make them like they make me anymore, man. I'm a demon. I'll clown your whole squad for bus fare and then WALK. Prankster's Gambit so high and my dick's still bigger. Make my wife wear groucho glasses while she rides it, call that shit beaglepussy. #nsfw
What - if - I- just - killed - everyone - oh - no - oh -no -oh no >
Pissgate Sounds Horrible I Dont Wanna Know Anymore
Maybe I defect just so I don't get associated with his shenanigans every fucking day.
♯sighs & ♯marks on a ♯dryeraseboard: ♯zero ♯nights since last ♯piss ♯incident
Finally taking some time, since I've 8een so fucking 8ored l8ly, to review all the 8ullshit that happened leading up to my whole "helltiering" thing. Like, what everyone else was doing.
Į̶̮̂͝ş̸̮̽̅̕n҈̝̬͊͜͞'҈̫͔̄͢͞t҉̢̳͙̾͂͝ m̸͍̦̞҇̏̈͜y̴̡̤̞͊̽͡ b̵̢̭͚͕̆̾͡a̸̢̲͌̓̇͠n҉̡͓̥̳҇͒̆n̷͈͋͜͡e҈͓͕̰͗̄̕̚͢r̵̢͔҇̓ p̷̖̩͚̓͜͠i̶̢͓͈҇̅̐̄c̴̨͔̆͝ț̶̣̿̽͢͝u̴̳̱҇̊͐͢r̶̩̯͍̀̿͜͝ë̴̬͍͓́̒͜͡ ņ̷͓̌͞è̴̡̠͍͆͠a̶͚̗͙̿̕͜t̵͕͚̘̀̔̕͜?̵̡̛̜͐̃
Yall 2uch hat3r2 how you want pi22 ov3r tit2? Grow up
siiiiiiiigh after 8eing pestered Non-stop i FIN8LLY joined chittr
Idk what the fuck #Pissgate is and at this point i'm WAY too scared to ask
A w o o o o o o o o o o o o o oo ooo
Help me https://imgchest.com/p/9p4nqe8rm4n
God can w3 ju2t go back to th3 oil or po2ting our tit2??? Pi22 thi2, pi22 that, pi22in m3 off
D --> Greetings once again constituants of The Empire D --> I have recently been made aware of a trend of trolls horsing around on Chittr under the hashtag #pissgate D --> E%emplary Industries would like to be forthright in its statement that there is not, has never been, and will not be any urination fetishization interned by the company chairman D --> Further rumormill regarding myself and any "#piss" related accoutrement is thoroughly repudiated, and founded in little more than unsubstantiated gossip #nsfw
THERE IS A CERTAIN TAG TRENDING THAT I'M COMPLETELY IN THE DARK ABOUT. I'M NOT REALLY SEEING ANY PICTURES OF GATES BEING POSTED SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE IT COULD BE ABOUT. CAN SOMEONE ENLIGHTEN ME?
where is this g8te and why is it M8de of piss???
J⟡J⟡--> I jus⚓︎ w♡n⚓︎ ⚓︎⟡ s♡y I l⟡ve ♡ll ⟡f y⟡u #pissg♡⚓︎e-ers y⟡u're ⚓︎he bes⚓︎ ⚓︎he w⟡rld h♡s<3 #nsfw #epicpissg♡⚓︎e <--J⟡J⟡ ⟡U⚓︎
> 0pen ch1ttr > p1ssgate > cl0se ch1ttr
Ugh. I did NOT sleep well last night. Whatever. Clearer heads WILL prevail today.
Nevermind I got it https://i.postimg.cc/054L9JV0/image-2026-03-29-165226308.png
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1bd484281a77.jpg #pissgate
Someone sa¡d the sea slug looks like a buldge.... Lmfao ¡ d¡d say he was fugly #nsfw
GLUB GLUB GLUB!!! #atalossforwords #t)(edoctorfollowedme #)(eexists!!! #fangilling
:33< nyall are fureaks :33< k33p it up get worse!
duty calls an by that i mean the privvy more on my proposal for a neww chittr later #makechittrgreatagain
I feel like the experience I have just had needs to be conveyed in greentext format so pardon me for a sec. >Be me. >Go outside and touch grass for a couple hours. >Socialize with my neighbors a bit. >Stacey is building a shed in her yard. >Epic. >Go home, sit down at computer. >"Hmm I wonder what's going on over on Chittr?" >Log on and read the feed. >Piss. >Well that's enough Internet for one day!
Eugh ¡ got slimed.... ugh ¡t st¡nks of salt and b¡le - Bad slug !
Sometimes I Feel Morose That I’m So Out Of The Loop But Then I Remember The Loop Is Made Of Oil And Piss
You can't spell Piss without SS #pissgate
HATING MATH I$ PRACTICALLY HATING THE UNIVER$AL LANGUAGE OF $CIENCE AND $EN$E.
#vagueposting i see how it is.
Do Not Let That Pompous Fool Buy Chittr. In Fact Just Because Of This Im Opening A New Credit Card To Buy It Before He Can
had f꥟und a picture ꥟f me i had ꥟ne ꥟f my little w꥟rkers take ꥟f me. n꥟t a full b꥟dy but alas, what can i d꥟. https://cdn.imgchest.c꥟m/files/323d387cf353.png
⚇ WE NEVER GO BACK TO EARLIER TOPICS.WHY IS IT PISS AGAIN #pissgate ⚇
BIG BULGE, BIG BLADDER. #nsfw #nsfwe #piss
Ḩ̵̬͍͙̔͂͂͛͂͡o̵͇͖͍̜͂̂̀͜͞w̵̨͎̱̿́̍̕ d̴̨̘̪̃̉͆̎͞o̸̢͕͖̲̥̔͑̉͡ i҈̧̪̯̔́͂͞ ù̷̝͓͙͎̑̌̾̒͢͡ş̴̛͙̱̓̄e̷͉̬̓̈̀͜͝ ţ̵̯͓̋͐̓̽́͠h̴̡̩̞̩̙̆̄͞i̷̜̙̖͐̈́̇̾͜͞ͅs̵̮̘̙̝̃̎͒̉̂͢͞
Maybe I DON'T want to know what pissgate is.
The best thing about being the Universe is there's nowhere you can run from me. #huntingwewillgo
[What the everloving fuck] woke me up? Anna wondered. She heard pounding hooves and screeching ponies. She jumped out of [the sliced-open Tauntaun carcass in which she slept]. “Pam, [Pawnee]!” Anna shouted. “Wake up! Something’s wrong in the paddock! [Shit just got real.”] #DetectivePony
GUESS WHO'S NO LONGER BEDRIDDEN RISE AND FUCKING SHINS ITS 3PM.
That mutant got caught again...
A little bit of character info to improve my roleplays as I get used to this little guy Name: Karkat Vantas Title: None (Yet) Age: ~11 sweeps Pronouns: He/They Occupation: Miner Note: KARKAT HAS YET TO BECOME “THE IMPOSTER”!!! He’s only been recently employed in the mine where his future life altering tragedy would occur. He doesn’t know what fate awaits him and his friends.
I wvould defent but I havve my owwn
held it up. A red plastic ball and yellow feather hung from a long piece of wire. Lulu batted the little ball with her finger. A bell tinkled inside the ball. [<- Holy shit, why is this toy being described so meticulously? Are we really supposed to muster any fucks to give?] “He’ll have fun with this,” [Pawnee croaked moistly.] The girls rode back to the Crandals. [<- Needs an apostrophe. Get your shit together, Betancourt.] Anna went to the kennel room to see the cat. She held the toy above his head. He reached up with two paws to [cast a particularly noxious spell]. When the bell rang he jumped back. Then he tried to [communicate to Anna with his unfathomable eyes that he would immolate her in sulfurous flames if she startled him in this fashion again. Anna was oblivious. She thought this creature to be merely a rank-and-file minion of Hades. This underestimation would eventually prove fatal – and worse. Later on, at the end of it all, Anna would think back on this exact moment. How innocent they had all been then. Especially Pawnee. Dear, sweet Pawnee. She deserved all of this least of all, Anna would think in that abstract future moment, when Anna, Pam, and the whole world were poised on the edge of— then again, perhaps Pawnee deserved it more than any of them.] There were six other animals in the clinic. Brandy, the German [soldier of the Great War], was sound asleep. He had a big bandage around his belly. [“He looks so peaceful curled up around his Gummimaske and clutching his Luger like that,” Anna whispered to herself. “And the little spike on his Pickelhaube is adorable. Oh, look at that diamond-shaped sunburst pip on the cord of his strap; that means he’s an Oberstleutnant! Good for him!”] Anna lifted the cat out of his kennel and carried him outside. Acorn was [reciting the names of the Old Gods in order of least to most tentacled] near the clinic. When he #DetectivePony
its just me n my gun against the world
:33< real kitty hours start nyow send cat imeowages
honestly im disappointed i dont have a higher kulling score, , , https://i.gyazo.com/193feae68abdc84961c684344e2ec52b.png
Slept like a brick!!! Missed xut xn breakfast!!! X((( I did manage tx find sxmething but I'm nxt sure it was edible??? Beggars can't be chxxsers I suppxse!!!
Sick of paperwork. Sick of pointless sitting around. I'm going to go steal something.
Oiled up all the door-hinges in the house and now they're dead silent. I've never felt so much peace in my life, this is beautiful.
:33< t33h33 :33< i s33 mew t33h33
X Fun vallie fact: I’m an EX clown, o follow a new goddess now x
THE DEATH MURDER RAY IS READY!!!!! WHO'S FIRST
@pickpocketingintellect is taking up most of the space while i'm trying to watch dusk of the dead i want to stretch my legs out dammit #substance #hangout #cramped https://i.imgur.com/yzzsaol.png
before yah dumb ass tries tah insult me ovah the interwebs like the brave little mutha fuckas you are. remembah that ive heard - insults of mah religion - clown used as an insult - references to mah crimes against trollkind - got my ass called unfunny several dozen mutha fuckas have said that shit before. give me the respect i deserve by /at least/ makin up somethin mutha fuckin new.
1'M DO 1T ANYWAYS }>:oD -unholy honking-
Hellx Chittr user bubbleBlxwer... Why wxuld anyxne dx that??? It's just rude... Nxt very gentlemanly at all!!! Send Chitt
is it the guy who hates everyone's chitts?
There's this guy whx keeps hating my chitts!!! What did I dx tx yxu??? Yxu're messing up my kull/kult ratix... :(((
Patrol's quiet tonight. Ask me anything. Crew need not apply, I won't be telling anything about the Manor floorplan or anything about any potential weakness in the perimeter.
-trips and falls down a flight of stairs-
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MY GAINS SO HUGE, MY WEALTH SO IMPERIAL, I GOT OLIVEBLOOD SHAWTIES CARVING MY SYMBOL INTO TREEBARK JUST TO GET A CHANCE TO SMOKE SOME OF MY HUMBABA CATNIP. #substance
That's what y0u get f0r H0nking Summ0ner
ppl r like roxy how do u know troll bruno mars?? LOL its ez..... he owns an #APT in carapacian kingdom i see him @ my chiro all the time
want my neck snapped rn ngl , , , #violence
J⟡J⟡--> Hi! Everyp⟡ny! I h♡ve ♡w⟡ken fr⟡m my sleep! <--J⟡J⟡ ⟡U⚓︎
:33< im a cool cat! :33< real epic kitty here :33< look at how cool i am :33< i got a hat on and efurrything
reminder 2 embrace ur horniness nuthin wrong wit it <3 its natural, babey #nsfw
BABY IM AN ANIMAL BUT YOU CAN GET A TASTE #LYRIC #NSFW? #THE-SONG-IS-NSFW
Hello Chittr, I’ve Come To Make An Announcement That I Planned To Make After The Project I’ve Been Working On Was Complete But It Is Taking Longer Than Anticipated And I Think I Can Rush It If I Post My Intentions. i’m Looking To Assemble A Team Of On Site Legal Workers In The Event Any Of The Users Of This Site Find Themselves On The Edge Of Being ThroWn In An Alternian Prison Or Worse. If This Project Was Completed, All That You’ll Need To Do If You Get In Trouble Is Message Me, Then From There I’d Connect You With A LaWyer As Soon As I Can At No Cost To Yourself. The Legal Team Will Be Paid Double Their Standard Rate With A Massive Bonus By Myself If They Keep You Looking Innocent As An Incentive To Do Their Best Work. i Will Expect No Payment From You In Return At Any Point, Consider This A Passion Project.
:33 < *the lion lurks and watches the f33d with curiousity*
Weapon systems; online. Commencing system breach.
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I told you the drones get confused easily. Now look what you’ve all done.
:33< some peopurr say im fur of myself :33< thats stupid im not fur of myself im fur of breakfast :33< stupid
I STR^GGLE VERY HARD WITH FEELING MOST KINDS OF INTENSE Q^ADRANT-BASED ATTRACTION TOWARDS PEOPLE, B^T THAT DOESN'T MEAN I WO^LDN'T WANT SOMEONE P^LLING MY TAIL AND CHIRPING SWEET LITTLE THINGS IN MY EAR WHILE THEIR B^LGE B^RROWS INTO ME SOMETIMES. #NSFW SORRY FOR THE O^T OF TIME HORNYPOST. I WONT DO THIS OFTEN I PROMISE.
why the fuck do i get headaches as a sprite after all these years it still pisses me off
the other night we were at the fight rings. dee picked up janes grandpa and went in together. ... i swear they were about to kiss, the tension was so thick.
We got away so i bought them raising cane's chicken
my wife. #mywife
ABBA, an ice shower, and some R&R hell fuckin yes
a bi^ch n33ds a faygo asap giv3 m3 flavor r3cs.
♯tomfoolery ♯afoot
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i have a feeling that everyone on this fuckass sight is super easy to ragebait
and speaking of favorites you're going to look at me and tell me errick draven isn't the best character ever? i love troll the crow and you should too https://i.imgur.com/rgukoyg.jpeg
anyway who else up peeling they grapes
hOooooOly shit i just mAdE the cOolEst fUckIng thing EvEr. this is my big brEAk. i did it. this shit is gOIng to print mOnEy.
This website is destroying my sleep schedule.
+--i will not pity such a cruel person.
Pity me then, cause this shit good as fuck.
+--how do non-vegans eat meat, how can you eat animals like a heartless carnivore. in my opinion that is pathetic behaviour.
⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏𓊝﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ Captain's Log ----------- #journal #viewed-oocly #inperson #narration #teatime (Omnipotent / Seer muses like Scratch may potentially read it) ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏𓊝﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ ~ On the 29th ~ ------ Even the Midnight Crew cannot 8e trusted to stay on the enemy side of the Felt, perched 8eside their foes while a so8er host drowns them with drink. It would not surprise me to learn that their coffers have 8een emptied and the coordin8tes of their oper8tions compromised. Honour is a stranger here; no one will name an adversary without turning the encounter into a message of attraction. I arrived at the venue only after my m8tesprit inspired me to attend, pointing out the opportunity to pilfer from their ranks instead of 8ecoming one of his putrid guests. His underestim8tion of me was, in hindsight inevita8le, and when he dispatched his lesser goons to my loc8tion inside his study, I was already prepared with an escape route. It is a shame I never had the chance to converse with the woman cloaked in 8lack starlight. From his former Ms. Eight to his newly‑appointed Ms. Eight—8oth would have made for interesting convers8tion, or 8attle. I have yet to decide which would have occurred. Nevertheless, I came 8earing spoils. The portrait that hung over his mantle still mocked the memory of my fleet reduced to ash, which I removed. When he pretended it a “gift” to me, I knew the time had come to erase that faceless smugness once and for all. There was little time to fill the chest; these men can vanish at a whim, or so the Handmaid of my youth recounted tales of her co-workers to the young girl I once was. I wonder how she fares now, and whether I ought to act. While everyone else 8ends the knee to those green jesters, even those I once 8elieved were allies, I am 8eginning to suspect that perhaps it has solely 8een I who can set her free of her master.
I won the rematch. @constructivTextuary (i wanted to draw a close-up since i did with the last two, now i'll start on the next ones in line) https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/vc29932689a1.png
i 'ave been recently tAIRrified by Ze concept of a 'ig'AIR bar requirement for conscious Zoug't for example, remembAIREEN your tooZbrus' color EES not typically put into Ze conscious part of your Zinkpan. 'ow muc' do we do w'ic' EES not regEEStAIRed consciously. pAIR'aps some of us are not conscious for more of our lives Zan we are? i can Zink of a few examples.
RISE AND GRIND, my brothers! Today is another BEAUTIFUL day to continue moving UP in the world. If you're not GAINING, you're LOSING.
I'm boored let's play Magic 8-Ball shake me by the hoorns and ask yoour questioon and i'll give oone hundred percent real predictioon
WHY IS IT THAT I WOKE UP TODAY TO SEE MY BANNER- WHICH, MIND YOU, WAS PREVIOUSLY BLESSED WITH DISPLAYING ONE OF MY TASTEFULLY SHOT SELFIES- HAS BEEN REPLACED BY SOME MEDDLING CANINE?! WHO DID THIS?????
>>| .it's .a bit misunderstanding between .our .and human culture. .i'm talking .about human's posts that .includes .alien words. most .of the time .only the same specie .answers .or the .alien .one with questions like "what .is .a grubsauce?" .i'm no lusus to you .all, but .i think .a little .online search may help you to find .out the meaning, without making .absurd .amount .of replies .about .explanations. .unless you're wriggler who somehow got .on chittr with keyboard .in your mouth.
D --> #equiusvault Number 3: Ragnarok D --> Status: Gift D --> I created this knife for a battlefield companion who utilized throwing knives and a sort of solar magic D --> The blade is a near-black red crystalline material I composed out of what was purposed to be the b100d of the mythical wolf Skoll D --> I fashioned the slight crossguard to resemble the open jaw of a wolf, gaping as if it was eating the blade, or the sheath when it is hilted D --> The knife, and it's magic, was designed to be drawn to sources of solar fire, automatically redirecting in the air to strike anyone who might have been ignited by my companion's firey attacks D --> It's components played an important role in this matter and allow the knife to have a sort of consciousness, and curve around objects that are not inflicted with the flame to find their intended target, or to redirect to new sources of heat automatically to strike multiple foes in turn D --> Retrieving the knife was designed to be easy- I made it detect the specific heat signature of my companion's specialized high-power solar weapon so that when he switched to it, the knife would automatically put itself away in it's sheath until brought out again D --> The sheath itself, designed in motif to resemble the sun with carved rubies decorating it, would suppress the knife's powers, making sure it only worked when drawn
Looks like we're starting this morning off with a dadgum freepin headache today!! 💢
Still no sign of my BEST OF BROS on this site... Oh well. I'm sure it doesn't MEAN anything.
if i was ♯taller youd ♯allbesorry
breakfast today is my #peeledgrapes and #pretentiouscoffee
I KNOW. I'M SO F^CKED ^P AND SICK AND TWISTED, SORRY MAN. GL^B.
HATING AND MEDIATING TO GET YO^ MORE K^LL. HAHAHAHA.
⚇ Hot Shit, Pitch Letters 11:1 ⚇ "Stygian spade of mine you are truly loathsome. Your smile sticks in my thinkpan and makes a motherfucker downright steam with broiling fury. I am driven to my highest heights in attempts to outdo you, and let us never be parted in our competition. All that said next time I see you, best make sure that fine ass is prepared." ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture #nsfw ⚇
"oh, don't talk of love," the shadows purr murmuring me away from you "don't talk of worlds that never were the end is all that's ever true there's nothing you can ever say nothing you can ever do" - burn by troll the cure everything robert smithh made is amazing especially when i can hear it in one of my favorite movies https://i.imgur.com/bcvjoe6.jpeg
PITYING ONLY TO GIVE YO^ MORE K^LT.
two times the trolls and half the balls is crazy
Lol i nvr undrstood y wmen shaved their bush, let it grow girlies It's supes prtty :3 #nsfw
Just goot a call froom the Empress herself she said my chitts were soo ass i'll be publicly executed toomoorroow night and they'll have too stoop streaming ALL yoour favoorite shoows foor eight hoours too brooadcast it. What a shame really 8\
#therapytip 0001: y[]u can []n|y c[]ntr[]| h[]w y[]u |ive y[]ur []wn |ife. y[]u may have the best []f intenti[]ns when trying t[] he|p s[]me[]ne e|se with theirs, but y[]u may n[]t a|ways kn[]w the fu|| st[]ry behind what they're g[]ing thr[]ugh and the advice y[]u try t[] impart t[] them may n[]t be what they rea||y need in a simi|ar vein, y[]u're n[]t resp[]nsib|e f[]r any[]ne wh[] d[]esn't take y[]ur he|p/advice. wanting t[] be s[]me[]ne's supp[]rt pi||ar is a|| we|| and g[][]d, but y[]u can't be eXpected t[] sh[]u|der a|| []f their pr[]b|ems whi|e they make n[] attempt t[] fiX them. y[]u can []n|y successfu||y he|p s[]me[]ne wh[] actua||y wants t[] be he|ped y[]u have t[] remember t[] set and maintain y[]ur []wn b[]undaries t[] av[]id burn[]ut []r bec[]ming []ver|y c[]ntr[]||ing []f s[]me[]ne e|se. it's []ften better t[] appr[]ach s[]me[]ne g[]ing thr[]ugh a difficu|t situati[]n with questi[]ns rather than statements. |et them eXpress what they're fee|ing and thinking and eXperiencing bef[]re y[]u jump t[] c[]nc|usi[]ns ab[]ut what y[]u think they need. this he|ps them fee| heard and he|ps y[]u understand where they need the m[]st supp[]rt
Wh▲t's ■v■ry●n■ m●st f▲v●urit■ p■rf●rm▲nc■ pi■c■!?!? Just l●gg■d ●nt● chttr ▲nd th●ught i MUST ▲sk!!! ■V■N TH●UGH I N■V■R DID TH■M... Still I'm ▲ c●nt■mp●r▲ry fish i must kn●w!
X Hmmm…maybe Asinaa was right about *one* thing #vaguepost x
MY L^S^S ATE MY F^CKING CEREAL WHEN I WALKED AWAY.
D --> I wish you luck in your evil endeavors
♯evilgang
ok★y so ↑t took me l↑ter★lly ★ll d★y but ↑ f↑n↑shed the ↑ntern★ls ★nd now ↑'m just work↑ng on the extern★ls for the #k↑rube★m
♯UGH
decide my fit should i wear my red gucci suit or my red armani suit or my red louis vutton suit or my red prada suit or this cock ring or my red balenciaga suit or #nsfw
should i start using emojis? ew no maybe i'll just tag the tone
Since we're talking about cereal. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/84b433edddb5.png
KAMOJI LOVEPOST EXPRESSING MYSELF WITH KAMOJIS IS AMAZING AND I'M NEVER FUCKING STOPPING
Just had this blast from the past pop up on my timeline from yonks ago. 😇 or 😈? #Halloween201X https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f4a6646e4c94.png
Augh, good gods how much did I have last night? I need an asprin... Or 2. Or 5. #substance
Good morning!! I'm going to be EVIL today!!
WHY MUST TODAY'S HOROSCOPE BE SO DIFFICULT?! DESPITE MY BROTHER'S WORDS OF DUBIOUS ENCOURAGEMENT I CANNOT SEEM TO CRACK THIS ONE! THIS IS NOT A CRY FOR HELP, HOWEVER. I KNOW I CAN SOLVE THIS EVENTUALLY. EVEN IF I WORK MYSELF... DOWN TO THE BONE!
i dont mean to alarm anybody but brown rice is really good. try it
you think your days going fine then boom lamprey toilet prank
[ dichotomousDecency has BLOCKED @spadesSlick ].
All the other horror characters make fun of me for being a puppet but they're just fine with that STUPID ASSHOLE CHUCKY
anyway third cup of tea that will totally get my mind off things
you know dyeing eggs is so fucked up for people like me right
V^ Why did the cue ball headed ass f0ll0w me. 🤨 ^V
like easter is so fucked up for people like me or even rabbits do you think rabbits feel good or okay when all you do is eat chocolate versions of them
CAN'T A GILL GET S💋ME💋NE T💋 UNDERSTAND THE WAY T💋 HER PUSHER IS CHEM MAKEUPS? LIKE YES SH💋W ME Y💋UR RARE TRIPLET C💋MP💋SITE GEM WITH L💋W CHANCE 💋F C💋MPATIBILITY HTTPS://I.PINIMG.C💋M/1200~X💋X💋~/6E/CE/DA/6ECEDAF3D1AE1773FA3CCCB4D0C76742.JPG
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--[IF THIS POST GETS 1 LIKE I BOOB POST #NSFW #BOOBIES #FUCKYES]--
(• - •) I got a job. ⚘
|| SPENT THE PAST HOUR FILLING THIS DAMN GRUBBIE POOL | THIS BETTER BE THE MOST RELAXING SMOKE OF MY LIFE | OVER ||
I am willing to let the Grand Highblood play with my #feet any day.
why am i suddenly tired? this is some bull!!! bull I tell you!!!!
if im wrong its a bit if im right its a fact
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I'M GNAWING THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE (MY FUCKING JOB) AND I HATE EVERYONE (ASSHOLES). (THE PHONE LINES ARE ONLY FUCKING WORKING HALF THE TIME.) (I'M GOING TO KILL SOMEONE AND IT MIGHT BE MYSELF.) #TW #SUICIDEJOKES
✿ d❦ 𖧧rea𖧧 y❦urself 𖧧❦ a warm mug 𖧧❦l𖥧gh𖧧, be 𖥧𖧧 𖥧n𖧧❦x𖥧ca𖧧𖥧ng ❦r s❦❦𖧧h𖥧ng, mayhap b❦𖧧h 𖥧f y❦u feel fr𖥧sky ✿
L3TS 4LL BOYCOTT 3R1D4NW33K TH4T B1TCH D3S3RV3S NOTH1NG GOOD 1N H1S L1F3!!
the horrors are persisting again
rite after i posted this they went and hated like 6 of my posts i think theyre flirting
just so u know every time u hate one of my posts i twirl my hair and giggle and kick my feet
It's a free cull boost. I don't fathom why.
𝄞 if n♡b♡dy else hates me i kn♡w u will <3 live ur truth bestie 𝄂
Upsetting the amount of blocks, though I would love to wear it as a badge. #hatingyoufromafar.
ok ok o kaaaaaaay FORMAL ANNOUNCEMENT im not #PullingOut anymore
a lOt oF MoThEr fUcKeRs hAvE BeEn aSkInG Me aBoUt iF I'M GoNnA GeT My bIg bUlGe bUsInEsS AlL Up iN #eRiDaNwEeK. wElL GuEsS WhAt? HtTpS://CdN.ImGcHeSt.cOm/fIlEs/c5b39D1A2542.JpEg
#imnotcoming. #toeridanweek.
WATCHED NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE.
Might make my way to the ocean. It'd bee a bit of a trip, but I'm wondering if I even dare. Could bee nice. I've alwayz wanted to zee it. Maybee find zome zea glazz.
who iiis thiiis "eriiidan" anyway? he can't be such hot shiiit that he gets a week and iii don't.
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I'm contemplating providing sponsorship funding and a venue for #eridanweek IF said subject of festivity can drum up the necessary attention. @caligulasAquarium
>>hat is a chaser and >>hy do they keep calling me that
#ImComing @ #EridanWeek
👁️🗨️ Mel is so excited for Mels party to play Trollgeons & Tragons tonight, Mel has got uh great feeling about tonight! 🔮 - - - - - - - - - - - - - 🔮 - - - - - - - - 🔮 Your Lucky Numbers Today Are: 21 32 97 38 05 86
ffirst post whatever who cares anyways usuaLLy i just anonymously stalk shit like this but i've sEEn some opinions on here that are such pure unfeTTered aSS that i had genuinely no choice but to make an aCCount to hate it
I challenged em to a fight and they simply disliked the challenge post
maybe they just hate everything, mrrp?
Bot, hat3r, what'2 th3 diff3r3nc3
So is @turingTranscendence a bot or…? Cause they keep disliking everything.
>([aint seen a lot of motion for #eridanweek lately remember if youre coming to t#e festivities yall make sure you tell da world #imcoming to #eridanweek]
It was a simple matter, really. Anyone with the basic understanding of 'RGB' Color Codes could recognize the sequence.
d duckbill t treefrog another e earth c creature that i l love https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/3b/ad/ba/3badba0143814a285dec1edf5c5407f0.jpg
my huskt𖦹p is ab𖦹ut t𖦹 impl𖦹de 𖦹ver itself
Did that white guy really go to the effort of making his text the color of the website background. ......I'm kind of impressed.
i am now resolving to absolutely crack up at every single inappropriate moment which btw will totally be implemented on purpose and is not a current issue that is negatively affecting my life at all
if anybody likEs my posts again i will crash out!!!!!👀👀👀
may i have your attention please may i have your attention please will the real slim shady pleas stand up i repeat will the real slim shady please stand up (were gonna have problem here) yall act like youve never seen a white person before jaws on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door who started whoopin her ass worse than before they first were divorced throwin her over furniture its the return of the ah wait no wait youre kidding he didnt just say what i think he did he and dr dre said nothing you idiot dr dres dead hes locked in my basement feminist women love eminem "shika shika shika slim shady im sick of him look at him walkin around grabbin his you know what flippin the you know who" "but hes so cute though" #nsfw #nsfwe #lyricposting #violence
I t)(ink I'll avoid turning on air drop again for a w)(ile. T)(e amount of propositions in exc)(ange for temporarily )(ives)(aring was V--ERY bold. #iwontbecallinganemoneonedaddy #w)(att)(es)(ell #nsfw
They call me Sick Strider. This is because I got sick.
Going on a date, wish me luck!
ive sent subjected jack some cursed content of my own and now his daughter is leading a frog uprising all is balanced once more
;________; #Quotes
why would any1 block mE im litErally thE main charactEr
#banalldocscratchesposthaste #banalldocscratches #bandocscratch
Update on the burgeoning empire of birds I was elected to rule yesterday: They have begun throwing a festival in my honor. [IMG FAILED TO LOAD] [IMG DESC: A shot of a picnic bench in a park, with an amount of crows gathered on and around it. END DESCRIPTION.] And, because I must, #itstimetodrinkwater.
My, my. I must admit, even I can appreciate a… *thoroughly enthusiastic* reception. Your adulation has not gone unnoticed. In fact, it has been catalogued, appreciated, and, where appropriate, of course, quietly anticipated. You have all performed exactly as one might hope. For those of you seeking a more… *direct* line of communication, I will extend a small courtesy. My direct messages are, as you would say, open. I do find that more private channels tend to produce far more… *interesting* outcomes. Do take care when you reach out, of course. One never quite knows what sort of conversation they are truly beginning.
I have cleaning that needs done on my beautifully pristine chassis, less my appearance be tarnished. I'm incredibly gorgeous, that would be a shame. I'll be back to hate every one of you some more later.
So much work to do in a day. I hopƎ ƎvƎrybody is staying on that grind.
ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ i do not squeak unless squoken to
why all the hate on mah lolwut :( #thehaters
get frogged idiot 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸
WHY DO SO MANY PEOPLE HERE LIKE CLOWNS AND NOT JESTERS? JESTERS ARE COOL
Thanks for the support, @glitteringAcuity ? https://i.ibb.co/fGLFjWBs/Screenshot-2026-03-29-044844.png
concept: forcing your nonreligious matesprit to read clurch scripture through their whines and moans while you bounce them in your lap (tags: Clown/Matesprit, flushfic, cultchaser, top reader, #nsfw, religionplay, clurchplay, miraculous, honkslop, archive ranking: E)
I have⁻ be⁻e⁻n thinking more⁻ about the⁻ photoe⁻le⁻ctric e⁻ffe⁻ct late⁻ly.
im only 20 something but i got vicodin swirling in my veins like im in an old person home #substance
goooooood morning chittr!! how has everyone's day been so far??
So. Clown orgy when? #nsfw
|}->Kids these days don't know how hard we had it. Just to visit a friend I ran through snow, crossed a river and did it all while barefoot. #thisisajoke
only one clown round here i respect dont no otha clowns start thinkin they tha shit too
YOU TALK ABOUT CLOWNS BUT ARE TOO PUSSY TO GET FUCKED UP BY THEM THEY AND EVERYONE COULD BEAT ME TO A PULP AND HATE SNOG ME. LEAVE EVIDENCE #NSFWE
all this honkslop is making me a tad dizzy (tags: clownposting, cultchaser, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
:33< to the purrson hating my chitts, are you flirting? are we about to hate snog?? dont be shy :33
it's not even five yet. can we wait until it's five before we hornypost? please. fucking christ. #nsfw
[Tell me a joke. Yes, this is a request.]
I CANT FIND MY DRAWING GLOVE, THIS IS SICK AND TWISTED.
Getting threaten by soomeoone loower caste than yoou is soo unserioous sure broo call yoour legislaceratoor i'll have sex with him #nsfw
[Go ahead. I've already changed all the login information.]
[Become one with the machine. Weak flesh is inferior. Upgrade yourself. Aren't you tired of having to sleep?]
Please Behave Yourselves My Daughter Is On This Website. Frowning Face Emoticon
finally there's someone else who's a little rager here.
it's pretty awes0me that i still racked up a few d0zen kulls and kults while i was g0ne. #alpha
find my pages
[I enjoy hotted dog with relish and jalapeños. I eat it with my very human mouth and chew on it with my lovely serrated teeth.]
theres a hal out here hating absolutely everything i have to say and its funny as fuck
you shall siiit and smiiile and accept what iiis comiiing to you, peon. :.3
Could fuck up a rotisserie chicken right now.
npd more like no prettier dick-than-mine #nsfw
unfortunately it is not very difficult to talk me into anything. 😔
B33 < yknow I bet dirk and jake would love those medical sp33dbag videos
hello chittr! 0v0 did anyone have any dreams they would like to tell rankmaid-sensei about perhaps involving someone else maybe ( tags: dreaming of you, moist dreams, #nsfw, archive rating: M )
Hm. N0 m0re t@lk 0f cl0wns, h0w dis@pp0inting.~
why the fuck have you all started a screenshot chain?
hey, i was s'pposed to do the next one! takin' it from a good, hardworkin' member of the crew. https://file.garden/aBMR-SKj5T3zDZsi/going.png
all janeys are precious but i think we can let this one go #cancelcrocker
die die die die die die feelings die #nsfw #gore #violence
THEY ARE MAKING ME SPANISH TOMMOROW.
Good morning sluts. #nsfw
Good. night Chittr I see we. haven’t disintegrated yet. Sweet
[AR]:I leave for perhaps an hour or so max to play the stocks and suddenly the world turns on its head. (For the record: I’m still loaded, and my economic prowess knows no bounds.)
Keep it going. https://i.ibb.co/vvJZVNQx/Screenshot-2026-03-29-025549.png
How delightful I find it when some of you come around to embracing His light through my guidance. Refreshing, really, to find some sensibility! Not to worry, though, you'll all come around. Some just sooner than others! - Proverbs 14:12
not even going to comment
Stand with Crocker. All of her detractors aren't as important and therefor don't deserve your support.
good news! we are not bankrupt anymore after robbing a distracted someone
Wait... Why am I being cancelled? #cancelcrocker
boys r so fucning dumb n stupid with their blonde hair n their pretty eyes n their stupid long slender fingers n their bags under the eyes cuz they dont get any fucking sleep UGH
I did not think I would have to say this: Please do not cannibalize people.
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And hello, typical pleasantries, yada yada. Hi. *_________
no one ever talks about how god damn annoying it is to get dressed with wings #help
B33 < i catually care so much bro efurrything is d33ply connected in a beautyifful dance of action and reaction B33 < i hope we both live happy freaky lives out and that i pawlways get to listen and suppurt you B33 < may our enyamies suffer and our allies prospurr and the world grow ever kinder and more wonderful
Blood splatter analysis is such a joke. A professional leaves either none at all or so much as to render it useless.
just say you cant pull bitches and move on my friend
DATING IS STUPID AND VERY INEFFICIENT
i’d you’re a clown and your pronouns aren’t hehe/haha no you’re not
is chittr the platform for staging a coup right now or am i reading this wrong #vivalarevolution #iguess
WHAT DOES THE STUPID INSECT BADGE SOME OF YOU HAVE MEAN, I'M ON MY PHONE SO I CAN'T CHECK IT
seeing people talk about boobs again :/
if pe[]p|e keep making vu|gar remarks ab[]ut what i sh[]u|d []r sh[]u|dn't d[] with my m[]uth, i'm g[]ing t[] start assuming y[]u a|| want me bib|ica||y. t[] which i must regretfu||y inf[]rm y[]u that the fee|ing is n[]t mutua|. my ap[]|[]gies #nsfw
i need to knock out someone’s teeth and let their blood help my bulge down their throat #nsfwe #gore #kink #pitch
I'm reading a book on anti gravity and I jutht can't put it down
[AR]:Its ok, I was only asking facetiously. I was going to do so anyway.
stretching f<>r the weekend sh<>w! am<>ng <>ther things... #circusfreak #purplebl<><>dsn<>ticeme #flexible #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.c<>m/files/7794eaca92e5.png
HELLO GUYS :::: im very very happy TO BE ON THIS APP :::::::: im smiling WITH MY EYES AT YOU ALL ::: I HOPE THAT my friends will join SOON
yawn. sleepy.
too much rum last night. wvwe jest. there ain't nevwer a thing as too much rum. spending the morning wvwith a #drink in hand. - the orphaner dualscar
My lusus accidentally brooke my glasses and noow my eyes hurt like hell 8( Ooh wait :(
:33 < create some daily goals for yourself! it will then be satisfying to complete them as the day goes on :33 < for example... :33 < i would like to update my shipping wall! clean it up, maybe add an addition or thr33... :33 < maybe try a new snack with my daily tea too! :33 < the ol vorechamber is grumbling with different yummy ideas you s33 :33
(๑∩▃∩๑) >> PuppetS are better than trollS in So many wayS, it'S kind of Sad actually.
gOOD NIGHT, eVERYONE, mAYBE REACH OUT TO A FRIEND, yOU HAVE NOT SPOKEN TO, iN A WHILE! aND REMEMBER TO NEVER, bE A DEADBEAT, lUSUS,
[AR]:Can I repost this ironically? Sarcastically, at least?
V^ What the fuck d0es this mean? ^V
need to be coerced by a beautiful woman #now #nsfwe
concept: down on your knees in front of your kismesis as the world blurs in and out, your body beaten and bloody "say ah, y/n" watching them reach down to grab at your cheeks and force your mouth open your tongue falling from your lips as they slowly drip a long bridge of hot spit into your mouth "swallow" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, pitchfling, spit, spitswallowing, #nsfw, #violence, swallowing spit while youre down, ouch, archive rating: M)
~i haven’t seen a single semi-normal mustardblood on this site. just an observation
ive been trying to come up with something to post about mommy kinks and genuinely have been drawing a blank for over 15 minutes how is everyone elses evening going #nsfw
its okay i can read your soul and agree with the post you were gonna make. also my evening is rad haha
*scraping noises*
They crucified me for my generous behind. #nsfw
d... does this mean jesus is a baddie wwith a fatty #nsfww https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0ebb1d5bb015.png
To everyone hating my Chits. STOP BOOING ME, I'M RIGHT
remember, the best way to get to someone's heart is through the stomach!!
Chittr, I come to you with yet another crowdsourcing post. Tonight's theme is... Post your number one fuck-tune #nsfw
Omc! Omc! OMC!!!! My ANC--ESTOR followed me! !!!!! 380!!!
DARE I FUCKING SAY WAGGING MY TAIL. THERE IS CONTEXT YOU DONT GET #NSFW
Do you ever just Yeah.
V^ J0y is underrated as an artistic 0bjective. ^V
Whysz is coolscar in my heous
do any of you havwe cool body mods? tats, piercings, etc.
crazy how acTTually rememberiing 2 u2e my iinhaler make2 my lung2 work agaiin and 2uddenly ii have energy ii am noTT learniing from TThii2
HOLY SHIT READ MY FUCKING MIND.
half of the ppl on here horny post huh.. >_o let yo freak flag fly i guess?? #nsfw
ii canTT fiind old zealand
what are we hating about thats my #favoriteactivity
MY DRAWING PAD WON'T START. WHAT THE FUCK. SOMEONE FIX THIS IMMEDIATELY, AND I WILL CONSIDER SPARING YOUR LIFE. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH IT. HERE IS ATTACHED, A PICTURE OF IT. FOR DIAGNOSIS PURPOSES. HTTPS://I.YTIMG.COM/VI/L9EHL169X3Q/HQ720.JPG?SQP=-OAYMWEHCK4FEIIDSFRYQ4QPAXMIARUAAAAAGAELAADIQJ0AGKJD&RS=AON4CLCBW_NWCPHX-QN7CUJD-KHBC3GUJG
I always am. Professional hater. Get on my level.
YEAH
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WELL, WELL, WELL. LOOK WHO'S ONCE AGAIN IN THE "ZONE". ME, BITCH. AND I DON'T SEE ANYONE ELSE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!
Fucking always. I love hating.
alright its happening chittr critters (tm) third art raffle is greenlit for the masses just react to this post so i can get a list going youre welcome to share it to friends on here too if you want them to have an opportunity go my scarabs
It seems my last post was quite divisive. It got one whole hate and one whole love. I've decided to change my posts to be more acceptable. I'll now only ask about opinions on things that are commonly accepted. Like, is water wet? We all know the answer to this.
I'm just a little guy. A completely nont[][]reatening lil' fella. So very polite and [][]andy to [][]ave around. You can trust me. :>
Ahem. Do you ever feel
Ugh........ You would not 8elieve how 8oring it is out here in the canon sometimes.
MY O>>N BOYFRIEND BLOCKED ME >>HAT DID I E>EN DO >>RONG )))): #nsf>> #drama #quadrants
T[][]is is me, if you even care. [][]ttps://file.garden/aZklG8v4vGLII3iX/c[][]ittr_images/eeby-deeby-sprite.png
is #nookmaxxing a thing? heeheehee #nsfw i knohohow that i'm on a "maxxing" tangent todyay but i prommy guys i'll come up with behehetter stuff to talk aboohoout...
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scale of 1 to 10 how #evil yall mfs on here. i gotta get a lay of the land n sea how delusional the pepearl here r finkin they can outdo me in that depo
The name is Lonnet (best to not wear it out), and I have arrived! Chittr has never seen the likes of a celebrity this notorious and dangerous...ly handsome! Though, I do also pack a punch..! I hope the masses are ready for my utmost extravagant display of emotion and humility! Beware Chittr, for Vichel is here!
IM FREED FROM HELL AND IT IS ALL YOUR PROBLEM.
:33< my shipping wall could beat up mewre shipping wall
17 likes on my shirtless selfie. this chittr shit is easy. #alpha #ampora
the place i get my motherboard baszseszs from exploded how tf am i szsupposzsed to get anything done like thiszs.exe
"= mood ="
Some bitches might call me desperate. But I can't help by being a hot mother fucker. I also fucked your mom. #nsfw
@trolladamSandler Speaks out on the #CullSmith situation- "He shouldn't be invited back to the show in the future.". Hollywood is making its stance!
relaxin ocean sounds an rifle dischargin to fall asleep to 10 hours no ads
Cull Smith seen going GRIMDARK at the Trollscars... Talk about a sore loser! #DramaAlert We are scared. https://i.postimg.cc/4xcVP2FV/EED2533D-C2E4-4495-930A-AC9A8691A81D.jpg
You can't post anymore because of #TheImplication. You can't speak to anyone because of #TheImplication. I so much as open my mouth and #TheImplication is subsequently #Implied. #Folgers
can ii help you?? hTTTTp2://2quiidgeiimage2.23.u2-we2TT-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/27/UnTTiiTTled438_20260327154918.png
Whenever someone reacts with a Mediate, I can't help but hear the Minecraft villagers sound in my head.
The face he makes when he wants... oh, forget it. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f706e8291fe2.png
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just saw a #babybunny outside #lifeaffirming moment will never go on this website again #outsideonly #beautifuloutside
oh hell naww
Glub, glubglubglub glub. Glubglub glub. Glubglub glub glub. Glubglub glub glub glubglubglub glub glub! #sead\/\/\/\/ellersonly #nsf\/\/\/\/
EMPATHS AREN'T REAL FUCKHEAD
the bird is the word and buddy? im the bird
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feel like cullin somebubbly but i dunno if anyones done anyfin. gotta start inventin new crimes.
[ somê urban photography lol #photography https://imagês2.imgbox.com/22/71/lExuDF7c_o.jpg ]
makin enormous movves right noww #eridanwweek
i think if we gave geese platform shoes it would spell the end for society as a whole
Oh erisolsprite you have such a notorious potty mouth. Someones going to give you a boatload of soap for that kind of talking!
fuck fuck fuck fuck #fuck
ive discovered that getting hate reactions on my posts is actually very satisfying. i used to be such an instigator. you all are going to end up reawakening that in me.
For as many of my pals as there are afoot i have yet to see the most supportive and kindly of them all! If only dear erisolsprite were to turn up here i just know hed be giving me a proper talking to and all sorts of wisdoms and advice of which i would take promptly and to heart. He was such a good listener not a day goes by that i dont remember the great times we had like when he flipped me the bird and floated away or like when he raised his other middle finger and did the exact same thing a second time but in the opposite direction.